No Pinocchio? Jinxie ain't gonna be a real boy?
5 years ago
Jinxie's a good boy. But Jinxie is a machine. Not like biological peepsies. No tissue or blood.
Jinxie's body is made o' polymer super structure, composite bones, internal shock absorption layers, lubricants, control circuits, and a really really good power cell.
Jinxie's brain is the classic Asimov positronic structure: a three pound lump of platinum-iridium alloy with micro anti-matter pathways, supplemented by a ginormous data store!
But sometimes robot peepsies get turned into biologics, right? Ain't that ever gonna happen ta Jinxie?
Nope. *giggle* But why?
It's cuz Jinxie luvs bein' artificial. It's funsies bein' programmed, lettin' skilled peepsies do maintenance on Jinxie, bein' upgraded an' stuff. Even bein' disassembled sumtimes. :)
But there's one more super duper important thing about Jinxie's bein' made outa plastic an' metal. It's cuz Jinxie can be the huggy wuggy pally wally y'all always wanted ta have. Like the stuffy aminals y'all could hug an' hug an' never worry 'bout hurting 'em, ja?
Jinxie's like that. Cuz then y'all can gives the squeeziest hugs ya ever squeezed. Y'all can cry and shed tears an' Jinxie will absorb them. Y'all can snuggle with Jinxie when y'all feel so alone. And Jinxie's never gonna say nuthin' bad ever. Cuz Jinxie luvs ya.
Smoochie! *giggle*
<3
Jinxie's body is made o' polymer super structure, composite bones, internal shock absorption layers, lubricants, control circuits, and a really really good power cell.
Jinxie's brain is the classic Asimov positronic structure: a three pound lump of platinum-iridium alloy with micro anti-matter pathways, supplemented by a ginormous data store!
But sometimes robot peepsies get turned into biologics, right? Ain't that ever gonna happen ta Jinxie?
Nope. *giggle* But why?
It's cuz Jinxie luvs bein' artificial. It's funsies bein' programmed, lettin' skilled peepsies do maintenance on Jinxie, bein' upgraded an' stuff. Even bein' disassembled sumtimes. :)
But there's one more super duper important thing about Jinxie's bein' made outa plastic an' metal. It's cuz Jinxie can be the huggy wuggy pally wally y'all always wanted ta have. Like the stuffy aminals y'all could hug an' hug an' never worry 'bout hurting 'em, ja?
Jinxie's like that. Cuz then y'all can gives the squeeziest hugs ya ever squeezed. Y'all can cry and shed tears an' Jinxie will absorb them. Y'all can snuggle with Jinxie when y'all feel so alone. And Jinxie's never gonna say nuthin' bad ever. Cuz Jinxie luvs ya.
Smoochie! *giggle*
<3
LilithUnit
~lilithunit
It really is great being artificial. Programming, maintenance, and (dis)assembly is absolutely heavenly. Glad to have the best hugger around!
j1nx_synth
~j1nxsynth
OP
Awww... Lilith-San an' Jinxie are syncin' an' linkin'. Teehee...
LilithUnit
~lilithunit
Gonna steal that line! ;)
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