The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that the stench won’t give Santa a scare...


Wherever you are, whatever you’re doing and whoever you’re spending it with, I wish you and your loved ones a Merry Christmas, a happy and prosperous New Year and above all..... oooo! 😯

*Notices the mistletoe hanging just above his fragrant toes. The wafting fumes were noticeably more pungent than usual as the bashful skunk tries (unsuccessfully) to keep his cool and ignore the surprisingly resilient plant.*

H-hey look... that’s... huh. 😳😅