I wouldn't remove anything. It'd alter history in a way we can't predict. [/back to the future nerd]

well, lets just say it doesn't (aside from that thing having never existed).

keep in mind, it's an innocent question. worry not.

I know, I said it in friendliness :3

'sall good.

The Egyptians for stealing my idea. Damn art thieves, they are. >:(

Oh, and June bugs.

i'm quite fond of june bugs.

they don't bite, just cling........... and hiss.

- Christianity in all forms.

- Homo sapiens' tendency to grow hair on the top of their heads.

Not because I have anything against either, but because I feel that their respective removals would have the most massive, non geological impact on our world's formation out of any other two aspects of human history. *nods sagely*

I'd remove..

- ..Columbus

- ..that stick the first monkey had a chance to pick up and become the superior race.
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|__- ..if that had failed: Religion is my second choice.

America wouldn't have been invaded by Europeans and the Indians could have had a chance to develop until some other land-hungry jackasses would feel like invading.

Monkey's shouldn't have evolved.

Religion is just too damn influential and manipulatable. GOD SPEAKS! YOU ARE GUILTY OF MAKING HERB TEA! BURN ON THE POLE!!!!! *Ignite, burn sizzle, ps-s-s-s-s.... crispy.*

Columbus actually didn't do shit.

Captain James Cook kicks his ass ten times over.

Ah hell, I still blame Spain, United Kindgom, France, Portugal for invading and creating the America that is nowadays.

James Cook dates to 1770's, while C. Columbus is 1500's. So, yeah, you're right. Colonisation of America DID start at 18th century.

1. Poison. The band.

2. Sporks. I mean for FUCK'S SAKE make a FORK or a SPOON and leave it at that!!

I think we should delete forks and spoons. Why have two when you can use just one?

Then again... chopsticks work pretty darned well.

Because a spork fails at being either, that's why. It's a half-assed fork and a half-assed spoon. Given the nature of negatives, this makes it one-quarter useful.

Chopsticks are fine with me, however. I'll take 'em as a substitute.

Chopsticks, woo!

these are some VERY smart choices, sir.

Normally I'm pretty calm. These days I feel compeled to against the tyranny of the Spork.

Religion and the Holocaust. That would take care of most of the travesties in human history.

I don't necessarily agree with so many others that religion should be deleted from history.
I think a) the concept of concentration of policital, economic and social power vested in one individual and b) the idea that one might fufill his goals by destroying a population (genocide)

I would follow your notations, really, but at the same time, I'd add Television Entertainment to the list.

The exception to this?

I would have to sit through a lengthy checklist of what I would and would want deleted with references of its future derrivatives if I'd already experienced them in order to allow future pieces to exist if they outweighed the bad show that inspired the great one.

yes. tv blows.

my only use for such is watching movies & playing snes.

I would like to see how the earth in 2000 AD will look like when europe is removed at 1000 AD.

Anything from human history.

The collapse of the British Empire.

Pear Harbour.

Wanna know why? ask >;3

alright then, why?

Collapse of the british empire. "I'm british, and i like power, simple as."

Pearl Harbour. "A few relatives were in that. And also, if that hadn't happened. We could have fought out those germans ourselves! Without the extra casualties of the American troops." I'm.. uh.. tired? : 3

The idea that religion is inherently bad.

delete celebreality shows. we could all live better lives without that shit.

and the lord of the rings movies.

maybe just delete celebrities altogether.

i would think possibly the year 2003
far to many bad things and the starts of bad things happened to me that year. but then again i guess it was a good bout of lessons and showed even when everything is ripped down around me and the people i care about leave me to flop about in it as they drag new drama tot eh festering temporal wound and i did not actually go through the with elaborte and deffintly if pulled off news worthy suicide i had come up with in the depths of my fevered megadepression than i can pretty much survive anything. no matter how much i think i cannot. So i guess i would not delete it from history itself but perhaps just my own head so it could fade a bit

The Edict of Milan

Bees

BEES !!!!

Sitcoms - I just don't see the appeal of sitcoms

Circumcisions - Haven't humanity evolved beyond the practice of desensitizing peni?

just one thing? (cuz so many peeps are liek "this and this and this...")
...concepts and thoughts and beliefs (such as religion) are not "things" in my mind - they are intangible thoughts. While Religion is, in fact, a disgusting mental illness, it is not a thing. Weapons.


Think about that...
war reduced to massive fist-fights or - perish the thought - diplomacy??! ...and imagine if our governments didn't kill people on our behalf because what they did was crazy and depraved.