1. Had sex? Yes
2. Bought Condoms? Yes
3. Gotten somebody Pregnant? No
4. Failed A Class? Yes
5. Kissed A Boy? Yes

6. Kissed A Girl? Yes
7. Used A Little Paper Bag for Lunch? Yes
8. Had A Job? Uhhh, Yeah, Jesus fuck, who wrote this?
9. Slipped On Ice? Yes...
10. Missed The School Bus? Yes
11. Fucked a girl? Yes

12. Bullied Someone On The Internet? Unfortunately
13. Sexted? Yes
14. Sex In Public? Yes
15. Played On A Sports Team? Yes

16. Smoked Weed? Yes
17. Smoked Cigarettes? Yes
18. Smoked A Cigar? Yes
19. Drank Alcohol? Yes
20. Watched porn? Yes

21. Skipped class? Yes
22. Gotten Arrested? Yes
23. Done meth? No
24. Been To A Wedding? Yes
25. Fell in love with a best friend? Yes

26. Been On The Computer For 5 Hours Straight? Constantly
27. Watched TV For 5 Hours Straight? Uhhhhh, back in the day probably
28. Been Late For Work? Yes
29. Been Late For School? Yes
30. Kissed In The Rain? Yes, fucking stupid question

31. Showered With Someone Else? Yes
32. Failed My Drivers Test? No
33. Cheated on a ex? No
34. Been Outside My Home Country? Yes
35. Been On A Road Trip Longer Than 5 Hours? Many times

36. Had Lice? No
37. Gotten My Heart Broken? Yes
38. Had A Credit Card? Yes
39. Been To A Professional Sports Game? Yes
40. Broken A Bone? Yes

41. Am I BI/Gay/Lesbian? Yes, Bi
42. Won A Trophy? Yes
43. Cut Myself Unintentionally? Yes
44. Had An STD? No
45. Got Engaged? No

46. Done ecstasy? Yes
47. Tried Out To Be On A TV Show? Haha, when I was a toddler, a lady from a talent agency saw me on the train when I was visiting my grandfather in the hospital, and i was talking my head off. She invited me for a UPS commercial as "Baby Ireland" or something and at the audition I wouldn't speak. 3 Year old me killed my acting career. True Story.
48. Rode In A Taxi? Yes
49. Been To Prom? Yes
50. Played A Drinking Game? Yes

51. Stayed Up For 24 Hours Or More? Yes
52. Been To A Concert? Yes
53. Had A Three-Some? Yes
54. Had A Crush On Someone Of The Same Sex? Yes
55. Been In A Car Accident? No

56. Had Braces? No
57. Learned Another Language? Kinda
58. Killed An Animal? Maybe a fish died when I was fishing as a kid, unfortunately
59. Been At A Yard Sale? Yes
60. Been To A Japanese Steakhouse? Yes

61. Wore Make Up? Yes
62. Talked To Someone Via Webcam? Yes
63. Lost My Virginity Before I Was 16? No
64. Had My Wisdom Teeth Taken Out? Yes
65. Kissed Someone A Different Race Than Myself? Yes

66. Snuck Out Of The House? Yes
67. Bought Porn? Yes
68. Had A Virus On My Computer? Yes
69. Had Oral Sex? Yes
70. Dyed My Hair? Yes

71. Gone Skinny Dipping? Yes
72. Graduated From College? No
73. Wore Someone Else’s Clothes? Yes
74. Voted In A Presidential Election? Yes
75. Rode In An Ambulance? Yes

76. Rode In A Helicopter? No
77. Caught The Stove On Fire? No
78. Got In A Verbal Fight? Yes
79. Met Someone Famous? Yes
80. Been On Vacation? Yes

82. Been On A Boat? Yes
81. Been On An Airplane? Yes
83. Broken Something Expensive? Kinda?
84. Had Surgery? Wisdom Teeth taken out, that count?
85. Beat A Video Game? Yes

86. Found Something Valuable On The Ground? Sorta
87. Made A Survey? No
88. Stalked Someone On A Social Network? Sorta
89. Prank Called Someone? Yes
90. Been To A Library Outside Of School? Yes

91. Spent Over $100 Shopping In One Day? Yes
92. Cut My Hair And Hated It? Yes
93. Peed Outside? Yes
94. Went Fishing? Yes
95. Helped With Charity? Yes

96. Taken A Pregnancy Test? No
97. Been Rejected By A Crush? Yes
98. Been Suspended From School? No
99. Broken a mirror? No
100. Thrown up on someone? No

101. Lied to your parents? Of course

Only 6 things changed in 5 years, how's that for some fucking consistency?