Akward Meme -Bored out of my Mind.
16 years ago
THE PAINFULLY AWKWARD MEME
-Name: Sex-biscuit. Dude, like, Totally.
-Gender: Male
-Orientation: Gay.
-Sign: Virgo
1. How much do you weigh?:
Around 190.
2. Do you pee in the shower?:
-Coughs.-
3. Do you look in the toilet before flushing?:
Not usually.
4. Are you a virgin?:
-Coughs.- Maybe...
5. If no, what is the weirdest thing your partner said to you during sex?:
During the closest thing I've had - "Oh shit, I thought that car was coming up behind us!"
6. What is the weirdest object you ever used for masturbation?:
...Lol. A packaging tube. >>
7. What are your fetishes / kinks? List them all:
Muscle. Being held down. Passion. Being Feral. Tummies/ Rubs/Being Rubbed...Nibbling. Commanding, teasing included. Leashes/Collars. Being a good bitch. =3
8. Have you ever been sexually attracted to one of your FA friends?:
Yes, yes I have.
9. If so, give us a hint as to who the last one you thought that way about was?
Someone who really only lurks.
10. Are you doing this entire thing with 100% honesty?:
Of course.
11. I say mosquito, you say:
Burrito. Definitely.
12. I say Steven Segal, you say:
Fail.
13. Oh no, here comes the big one...are you ready for this?
Oh lawd.
14. Are you sure?:
Sure it'll fit?
15. Okay here it goes...:
OH GAWD!
16. What is your favorite color?
Green.
-Name: Sex-biscuit. Dude, like, Totally.
-Gender: Male
-Orientation: Gay.
-Sign: Virgo
1. How much do you weigh?:
Around 190.
2. Do you pee in the shower?:
-Coughs.-
3. Do you look in the toilet before flushing?:
Not usually.
4. Are you a virgin?:
-Coughs.- Maybe...
5. If no, what is the weirdest thing your partner said to you during sex?:
During the closest thing I've had - "Oh shit, I thought that car was coming up behind us!"
6. What is the weirdest object you ever used for masturbation?:
...Lol. A packaging tube. >>
7. What are your fetishes / kinks? List them all:
Muscle. Being held down. Passion. Being Feral. Tummies/ Rubs/Being Rubbed...Nibbling. Commanding, teasing included. Leashes/Collars. Being a good bitch. =3
8. Have you ever been sexually attracted to one of your FA friends?:
Yes, yes I have.
9. If so, give us a hint as to who the last one you thought that way about was?
Someone who really only lurks.
10. Are you doing this entire thing with 100% honesty?:
Of course.
11. I say mosquito, you say:
Burrito. Definitely.
12. I say Steven Segal, you say:
Fail.
13. Oh no, here comes the big one...are you ready for this?
Oh lawd.
14. Are you sure?:
Sure it'll fit?
15. Okay here it goes...:
OH GAWD!
16. What is your favorite color?
Green.
FA+
