They came and went, I'm afraid. Check back in December, when pork prices are low and the chances of everything being on fire is high.

as if it was ever made from mostly pork to begin with. check filler prices. a sign of the times.

I mean, it is mostly pork (and salt.) It's certainly not rib meat and there's all kinds of back and forth over the bits being used, largely due to click-baity articles that want to ruin our entropy sammich, but all in all, dem some bits of pig in that there over-processed meat patty.

Is it quality meat? Not especially. Is it good for you? Good heavens no! Does its December release help make a bun's holiday a bit more bright? Absolutely. Is that sad? A little, but at least I can forgo the supped up egg-nog and keep in relatively high seasonal spirits.

I tried it once and it was basically the same as the Sysco foodservice low-grade equivalent that they served to schools. "BBQ sandwich" menu, a sad, dry, usually overcooked mystery meat patty formed into the shape of "ribs" and slopped on a bun with enough "bbq sauce" to cover the taste of a formed patty made of some unknowable percentage of real meat. I could never eat it again, just like i could never eat it at the school cafeteria.

If you want it year round, banquet/oncor sells a tray of them you can throw in the oven and slop on a bun yourself. basically a repackaging of the sysco patty in slop sauce. mmmm, good eatin'.

It is a testament to ray croc that he was able to get people excited about that, i guess!


Also it is my job to crap on things people like :3

There's a lot of wiggle room between a "basically" and an "exactly." Having had both, I definitely know which one I prefer. But crap all you want, if it sustains you. This site is pretty much devoted to getting off by whatever means spins our particular cranks fastest.

Besides, people eat all sorts of thing I simply cannot fathom. This includes fish, rice, sushi (by their disgusting powers combined!) pineapples, and a dozen or so other unmentionables. I've even been told that grits are somehow an edible dish and not, as I've come to suspect, a bowl of runny-nosed grubs having an orgy in their own slop. ^^;;

haha. its okay, soon enough eat a bug will become mandatory. :>

We live in a mcsociety

i want to mcleave

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no yeens. gross

It's a scientific fact that it's not gay if we're both wearing socks.

i dont trust your awful yeen propaganda.

PFFT fine, you're getting no lube. And a cage. Perv.

no youre going to horny yeem jail

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THIS CLAIM ABOUT ELECTION FRUAD IS DISPUTED

At least til it's favoring our team. Then it's 100% legit with no potential of fraud. *self-assured nod*

shhhhhh no one can know

If they do, we'll just call them a right-wing conspiracy theorist, or a racist troll, or a Russian bot.

Who needs to have a decent point based in reality when you can just insult and slander your enemy like a child in the playground?

what you have described is just social media.

you received: +1 like or some shit

Unfortunately, yes :( That's why it's best to cut off from that shit once in a while. Rots the brain. 'Gonna try to get back into reading books. "Brave New World" is top of the list.

god i wish i knew how to read :<

You're doing a good job here >.O

its all a ruse, a sham.