HAY WHAT'S UP GUIYZE??

I never update shit anymore because I am busy as fuck with school and work and I just did some stuff for an art show. Didn't sell things, again, because the people who like my stuff never have any money.

SLACKERS.

What are you guys up to? I've been masturbating a whole fucking lot with shit I bought at the dollar store. Does anyone else ever go to Home Depot or the dollar store and just buy crap that has "potential"? Clothespins, turkey basters, funnels, mouse traps, candles, jump ropes...

DIY masturbation is the shit.

Oh, hay, I stoled this meme from  nichan

ABOUT
- Name: Pimpypants McGee (no, really XD)
- Single or taken: Somewhere in between :)
- Sex: Yes, please!
- Birthday: Jan 19
- Sign: Slow children at play
- Hair color: confused
- Eye color: brizzown
- Height: 5'
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: I'm an opportunist. If I am drunk and you are drunk I will probably end up licking you. And you will like it.

FASHION STUFF
- Favorite place to shop for clothes?: Torrid. The fat girl Hot Topic. But I think I might be too small for their clothes now O_o
- Favorite designer?: Tripp
- What is your sexiest outfit?: I don't have sexy outfits. I guess it would be my Dickies-style work dress and my New Rocks with lots of different knee socks and leather restraints with my hair all roostered up into a fauxhawk. Because when I look like a lesbian, I think I'm pretty fucking hot.
- What is your most comfortable outfit?: yoga pants and my old Nick Cave t-shirt
- What do you usually wear?: loose jeans, a t-shirt, and some Jerusalem cruisers.

SPECIFICS
- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Whatever's mid priced at Trader Joe's
- What are you listening to right now?: My gay co-worker making scat noises with his mouth.
- Who is the last person that called you?: Some dirty Mexican.
- How many buddies are online right now?: Oh, christ. Are you serious? I have no idea, I have four messengers up and I don't know if I can count work contacts as "buddies"

FAVORITE
- Food: Cactus Taqueria burritos
- Girls' names: Do... do people really think about this stuff?
- Boys' names: I don't think I have one of these.
- Subjects in school: Japanese. Because that is the only subject I am taking :D
- Animals: CAAAATS. I love them 8D

HAVE YOU EVER
- Given anyone a bath?: Probably some baby. Otherwise, that's kind of gay.
- Smoked?: Lots of things :)
- Bungee jumped?: No. But I would like to. But if I did my tits would probably knock me the fuck out, yeah?
- Made yourself throw up?: No. I tried to because I didn't want to lie about throwing up so I could go home, but I wasn't able to. Stomach has iron grip!
- Skinny dipped?: Many, many times :)
- Ever been in love?: A few times.
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: I have a vagina. What do you think?
- Pictured your crush naked?: I picture everyone naked. YES YOU.
- Actually seen your crush naked?: I have a crush on a few people. I have seen some of them naked.
- Cried when someone died?: Yes.
- Lied: A lot :)
- Fallen for your best friend?: :(
- Used someone?: No.
- Done something you regret?: All the time, but I guess I don't really regret it. Shit works out in the end.

CURRENT
- Clothes: Maroon sweater and wrap skirt and black Mary Janes (I'm at work)
- Desktop picture: Dolph Lundgren in Rocky IV. Because HE WAS FUCKING HOT.
- CD in player: Dirty Three, Cinder
- DVD in player: Fight Club

LAST PERSON
- You touched: Uh... I don't touch people. Maybe it was that girl I drunkenly molested the other night.
- Hugged: Uhm... Fuck, I dunno, maybe my friend Wells?
- You kissed: Probably Gabe Martinez. I was pretty drunk, though :D
- You IMed: A co-worker
- Talk to online: Emily :)
- You sexed it up with: Some dirty Mexican. I like me some Hispandex action.

ARE YOU?
- Understanding?: I try to be, but I am unforgiving :)
- Open-minded?: In some ways.
- Arrogant?: A lot :D
- Insecure?: Sometimes.
- Random?: Sometimes.
- Hungry?: No, I had a banana and a coffee :D
- Smart?: I thought I became dumb but apparently I am still smart.
- Moody?: Yes.
- Organized?: In my head, but actually making things organized to my liking is such a daunting task that I never finish. So things are messy :(
- Shy?: Only when I don't know you and I'm not drunk. Because if I'm drunk, all bets are off.
- Difficult?: No, I'm pretty easy to get along with :)
- Bored easily?: Never :) I keep myself entertained.
- Obsessed?: I can get obsessive about things :)
- Angry?: All the time!
- Happy?: Yes!
- Hyper?: Sometimes O_o
- Trusting?: Not at all.

RANDOM
- In the morning I: Go work out and then shower and go to work.
- Love is: Retarded, but I has it.
- I dream about: killing people.
- Sexual preference: Lots of it, and very, very dirty.
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: First I notice that much of the time, people don't seem to know what they're doing when they buy lube. Then I notice that they are not very adventurous when it comes to toys. After that, I -

Oh. You meant like "features" didn't you?

WHICH IS BETTER
- Coke or Pepsi: Both are fucking disgusting.
- Flowers or candy: I love candy but I must pick flowers because Pimpy can't eat that shit anymore ;__;
- Tall or short: Both are fine but I have an instinctive distrust of people whose faces are too far away from my own, so I should just say short :)

WHO
- Makes you laugh the most: My friends are all fucking hilarious and I love them :)
- Makes you smile: Life :)
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: My old boss :/ Eww.

DO YOU EVER?
- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: Hells no. I got shit to get done.
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: Sometimes. Things would be easier if I had a dick.
- Wish you were younger?: Nah, I'm alright the way I am :)
- Cry because someone said something to you?: YES SOMETIMES OKAY I AM SENSITIVE BUT I PRETEND NOT TO BE :C

NUMBER
- Of times you've had your heart broken?: I don't count that shit. It's a recipe for pain.
- Of guys you've kissed: I don't know XD
- Of girls you've kissed: hahahaha I don't know.
- Of Cd's you own: ugh, I can't count them! Way over 1000, possibly 2000+
- Of scars on my body: A fucking shit ton. I used to be a cutter :D


SERIOUSLY? YOU END ON THAT??