The boss has taken over ordering product and is failing miserably. We are constantly out of stock on main items and then playing catch up on the orders, like we did today.

Gord: We put a lot on today.
Me: They were mostly catch up wines.
Gord: Ketchup wines?
Me: I thought you might relish them.

The wine filler machine stopped filling so I had to look it over. I concluded that it was plugged so I dismantled it and took the nozzle over to the Bottle Blaster to pump pressurized water through it. It splorped out a mass into the sink.

Gord: Got a little nugget out of it?
Me: Small? I could spread that on a cracker.

At least the customer in each case laughed.