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GODzilla vs KingKong. (ideal)
4 years ago
The story behind screen:
Director: "Kong, I give you 100 meter body, I give you weapon, I give you Si-fi assault team, I give you ambulance aircraft! I GIVE you title that equal to god!!!"
Kong: "D..director, can I just go back home.. I’m afraid. A..and can I just be smaller that he will leave me along? “
Director: “What!? No! You will fight him, I give you two fatality scenes! Super bad ass! You shall have fans! Pardon me, I even Arranged fans for you!!!”
Kong: “o..okay if you say so”
Few hours later, in the cave of earth core. A atomic blast burn through celling
Kong : Hey….hello there…... that axe, that was not my opinion.. and this place. I never knew it exit”
Godzilla: “ONLY VERMIN LIVE IN HOLE!”
Kong: “Hey I.. I like that new title, so can you just stay there.. and.. I will stay here, no violence”
Godzilla: ”Director!! Send your silly monkey up there!”
Director :” Kidkong, you are spoiled child, fight him and be a REAL man!”
Kong:”Ah… yeah, okay listen to me fans, call the ambulance aircraft now, I mean. It could be hurt”
Skip fight scene
Kong: “He is too Powerful, too Thick, too Big!”
Godzilla: “Who are you again that I shall fight with?!”
Kong: “no.. nobody. They made me to do that!”
Godzilla “Who is the god that you shall bow and worship now and forever!?”
Kong: “ROAR… of course YOU! My Master, My GOD!”
Godzilla: “Useless monkey!"
Director: “What?! No!!!! NOW I will cheat. Bring man-made fake Godzilla thing up, yeah same as that tank Godzilla just crushed! Why? Because I say it! Muhahaha… I’m director…. Now I won't give shit to anything”
Kong: ”Stop! How dare you disrespect my God! Now die you man made trash can!”
Skip fight scene
Godzilla: Nod “Good boy”
Director: "Kong, I give you 100 meter body, I give you weapon, I give you Si-fi assault team, I give you ambulance aircraft! I GIVE you title that equal to god!!!"
Kong: "D..director, can I just go back home.. I’m afraid. A..and can I just be smaller that he will leave me along? “
Director: “What!? No! You will fight him, I give you two fatality scenes! Super bad ass! You shall have fans! Pardon me, I even Arranged fans for you!!!”
Kong: “o..okay if you say so”
Few hours later, in the cave of earth core. A atomic blast burn through celling
Kong : Hey….hello there…... that axe, that was not my opinion.. and this place. I never knew it exit”
Godzilla: “ONLY VERMIN LIVE IN HOLE!”
Kong: “Hey I.. I like that new title, so can you just stay there.. and.. I will stay here, no violence”
Godzilla: ”Director!! Send your silly monkey up there!”
Director :” Kidkong, you are spoiled child, fight him and be a REAL man!”
Kong:”Ah… yeah, okay listen to me fans, call the ambulance aircraft now, I mean. It could be hurt”
Skip fight scene
Kong: “He is too Powerful, too Thick, too Big!”
Godzilla: “Who are you again that I shall fight with?!”
Kong: “no.. nobody. They made me to do that!”
Godzilla “Who is the god that you shall bow and worship now and forever!?”
Kong: “ROAR… of course YOU! My Master, My GOD!”
Godzilla: “Useless monkey!"
Director: “What?! No!!!! NOW I will cheat. Bring man-made fake Godzilla thing up, yeah same as that tank Godzilla just crushed! Why? Because I say it! Muhahaha… I’m director…. Now I won't give shit to anything”
Kong: ”Stop! How dare you disrespect my God! Now die you man made trash can!”
Skip fight scene
Godzilla: Nod “Good boy”
Warner bros hiring media to review bomb the movie and push blame onto the snyder DC fans because they were salty at legendary pictures
Who were salty at them because they didnt like GvK being pushed onto HBOmax without their permission and preffered it as a cinematic experience (which it should be)
And also spite their fans by constantly delaying the film and not revealing the trailer until they couldnt anymore and gave into the 31st March date
Thus being a possible reason for Legendary to break up their co-contract with Warner Bros and continue the monsterverse either under themselves with Toho or under Universal with Toho
Because im gonna see it at a london drive in cinema as real cinemas dont reopen till may
I definetely will