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An April Fool's Day Update
5 years ago
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Been a while since I've done a journal. To be quite honest, I wanted to make an April Fool's joke, but all the jokes I could think of turned out to be... iffy.
See, at first I wanted to joke about being disgusted with aquaphilia, then slowly escalate to eventually deciding to castrate myself, but with recent news in the community... yeah.
And, it's not that I wanna do a joke about cancel culture or something like that, because it really doesn't work.
Honestly, humans suck. Humanity sucks!
That's why I'm henceforth rejecting my humanity! Follow me in the days to come as I give updates on every step of the process! See you when I've fully managed to become a wolf!
See, at first I wanted to joke about being disgusted with aquaphilia, then slowly escalate to eventually deciding to castrate myself, but with recent news in the community... yeah.
And, it's not that I wanna do a joke about cancel culture or something like that, because it really doesn't work.
Honestly, humans suck. Humanity sucks!
That's why I'm henceforth rejecting my humanity! Follow me in the days to come as I give updates on every step of the process! See you when I've fully managed to become a wolf!
SuperSupermario24
~supersupermario24
Now that's a goal I can get behind.
Reject Humanity. Return to Blubkey!
papaya_dreaming
~papayadreaming
FURSONA SURGERY?!!?!?
EhJay
~ehjay
i hate april fools
WhiteWolfCommando
~whitewolfcommando
Become a full wolf! :D
Ralleign
~ralleign
OP
Update! Unfortunately, rejecting humanity wasn't the smartest idea. My skin turned red and looked a lot like beef jerky. I also lost all internet connection. Thankfully, I managed to get some more humanity off some rats in the sewer. Never trying that again.
