So I decided to continue Animal Crossing, and totally forgot that you have to transfer your island separately from your user account and saves when changing consoles (sold my old one) so I had to make a new island. That isn’t the problem since I know what I’m doing.

The problem is the rerolling. I have amiibo cards but I dunno why but I just want a doggo or kitty as a starting villager (especially the new wolf, but I know how unlikely that is). I keep getting birds (and mecha birds) and things that are not doggos.

I spent three hours on this. Not one wolf and I keep getting goth girl Cherry (who I had before so I’m trying to get someone different).

The game refuses to let me stop due to being animal crossing levels of addicting, and keeps giving me ponds shaped like dicks as insult to injury. Someone please end my misery. Even my real life cat is concerned.