FA+
Shop
My aunt and her jokes. XD
4 years ago
So this happened today. I am a tall person and I happen to be blessed with a big butt. I'm not proud of this.. In fact I find it very annoying. XD lol I'm a big girl in real life. I hate it.. I knock down fucking things so easily with my bottom... It pisses me off. XD LOL
So I come in from outside. I am so tall, I stand over our counter, and I just turn around to close the door. My ass knock shit off the counter. Just like that. I let out a long sigh and has a pissed off look on my face. I now have to bend over and pick the stuff up. This whole time. My aunt is in the living room and she hears me.
My aunt: "Are you okay in there, honey?"
Me: "Yeah... Why do I have to be blessed to be tall with a big ass?"
My aunt laughed as she thinks of her answer. Thing about my aunt, my aunt is like me and doesn't have a filter. I guess that's why I love her and get a long with her so much. But in her sweet voice.
Her Answer: "Oh honey, it just gives the boys a fun playground to climb!"
My aunt and her jokes. LOL
So I come in from outside. I am so tall, I stand over our counter, and I just turn around to close the door. My ass knock shit off the counter. Just like that. I let out a long sigh and has a pissed off look on my face. I now have to bend over and pick the stuff up. This whole time. My aunt is in the living room and she hears me.
My aunt: "Are you okay in there, honey?"
Me: "Yeah... Why do I have to be blessed to be tall with a big ass?"
My aunt laughed as she thinks of her answer. Thing about my aunt, my aunt is like me and doesn't have a filter. I guess that's why I love her and get a long with her so much. But in her sweet voice.
Her Answer: "Oh honey, it just gives the boys a fun playground to climb!"
My aunt and her jokes. LOL
Hey, some like it big indeed x3
I was thinking "Knocking shit down with my ass is awesome? No..." LOL XD
Well of course not yhat