Marillon the Bison: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/40484069/

MK: Tell me big guy, are your hugs more of the goopy, or squishy side? Cause it looks like you could two people in there. Hehehehe >:3

Marillon: A rubbery jester cat ? Need a squeaky ball ?

MK: An ax on a shield, yet your not wielding either on your person? Interesting.

MK: I see the warrior training regime is going well. You can crush a watermelon with them thighs. XD

Karmen the Lucariray! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/40481607/

MK: Bad Dog? Bad Cat? Bad Cat....Dog? CatDog Bad? Oi vey. @w@

MK: I'm sure you give the most memorable hugs...or electrifying hi-fives. Hehehehe!!

Karmen: and there's another person who gets tongue tied at my shirt...

Karmen: I can assure you it's a shocking experience no one ever forgets~

Oh gosh thats a cute idea~ Rigel Travolk, you know the pancham ^^

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/31301230/

MK: Ah yes, the brash young hero type. Reminds me of the protagonists from that genre of writing from the Eastern lands. What were they called again? Show-Nan?

MK: If you're going to burn brightly, MAKE IT A SHOW THEY'LL NEVER FORGET!!!

Please, everything I do is unforgettable ;)

Also I noticed a typo in the profile for Rigel so I'm glad you did this cause I was able to fix it XD

How bout...
Lowan but not goopy:
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/31541821/
And Lowan when he's bonded with his demon symbiote:
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/36637010/

MK (To Lowan): You know, I was wonder how do dragons take care of all that hair. Must be a chore.

MK (to demon symbiote): So, how is your host doing? Like to torment and tease them a bit. Hit all the sensitive spots. That's what I do to mine. >:3

MK (to demon symbiote): Hit me up when you work out all the "doom" out of your system. I found some creative ways we can torment mortals with goo. >;3

Heh, wonder how the both of em will break the truth of him and Lowan being in quite the good relationship as symbiote and host :P

Also they'd both be down for gooey shenanigans

Madkat wouldn’t mind if the pairing had a mutual bond. He could probably tell by how the host acts. >:3

He’ll probably be more interested about given how he and Miro started rough before learning to tolerate each other and sharing a body, powers, and consciousness.

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/37218702/ Ooh, Sounds like fun~

MK: Hmm...Hoodie, jeans. (yawn). Have you thought about a more colorful outfit, like jester costumes? :3

Here's mine!

https://sta.sh/0269pb75p6cb

MK: Are those wings or flying or for show?

MK: I bet my box here can fly faster than you with your....buttwings?

For flying, but they also look pretty.

Also, I'm sure I can fly faster than any box.

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/23025563/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/23498049/

MK: So tell me red fox, what tricks have you played this time? >:3

lol, im actually dark red though

MK: Oh, pretentious aren't we? Was crimson too dark for ya? Maybe scarlet was too sensual? (*acts melodramatically*)

nah, dark red is one of my favorite colors, though i was always an fan of your appearance, kinda started wishing at some point that i could be like you for some time, as you sometimes do to people

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/39719698/ choko

MK: Well aren't you the most adorable, huggable kitty I've seen this year. Come here, you. X3

aww

I'm interested!
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/32820306/

MK: Tell me, how many times have you been petted or had your cheeks pulled? Cause you just look too cute not to touch. Hehehehehe.

MK: It's almost like you been made to be uber cute, like two cute mascot merged into a mega-cute thing. :3

So cool!

ohhh sounds like fun~
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/37220160/

MK: Another feline I see. Tell me, where has your curiosity taken you, detective.

MK: Oh, don't give me that look Kittan. I say we are very much alike. We always seem to get on other people's nerves.

really good~ <3
it really sounds like an interesting interaction~

Starlight the Victini https://www.furaffinity.net/view/40501434/

MK; Can ya calm down with the fire? Yeesh, you hero types really like to show off?

MK: I can guarantee you Starlight, you don't want to take a look into my head. >:[

((If only I could fav Journals) XD

(here are what his responses would be if this were Mortal Kombat)

Star: When I can make my movies into a spectacle, why not show off?

Star: I'm not even sure I want to look into your head. :/

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/35497233/ How about my elderly Venusaur Seth? He's my current Pokésona so I thought I'd pick him for this. =w=

MK: Tell me, old man, what stories do you have to share? Wonders and tragedies beyond the horizons we see?

He'd probably respond with something among the lines of...

Seth: Definitely! I've been all over! What would you like to hear about first?

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/41365463/

Suppose he met a goblin artificier? :p

MK: Careful young lad, or ya pop your eye out. ;3

MK: Goblins, such fun people. Never a dull moment.

MK: A tinkerer? Oh goodie goodie goodie. Whatcha make? Whatcha make? Does it explode? :3

Milq: It's okay, I bought a couple eye patches already!


Milq: We make our own excitement!


Milq: Lesse... I got a dust sucker, teddy turret, a rope thrower, a staff of clothes summons, and... ah, here we are! A bomb I made with a roll of toilet paper and a stick of dynamite.

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/35222318/

How bout a Fire Goat

MK: Fire? Goat? Am I missing a metaphor here? Just kidding, just kidding. XD

MK: So do you put out the fire, or is it like one of those animes where your horns are covered in flames? >:3

Bing the Binturong: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/40214526/

Sadistic and dom as fuck~

MK: So that tail? Use it on your subs? ;3

MK: Have you tried doing tricks with it? You will attract more folks if you could balance on it or something.

Shooketh I say~ Skooketh~

Sod it. Let's go.

Ulrich - https://www.furaffinity.net/view/41356012/

MK: Ulrich. I heard of some royalty named Ulrich. Not the brightest bulb of the bunch. I-I-I mean I not referring to you, of course. Heheheheh

https://sta.sh/01229ge60v6

Have my cool Kongsona self

MK: Monke!! Monke!! Monke!! *shifts into a monke*

MK: I bet my tail is more better than yours. >:]

I can imagine his response be

BK: heh you look cute as a monke

BK: hahahaha I beg to differ

Sounds like fun! This is I.D. and his hat, Jeffery: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/37612571/

MK: ohohohoho, fancy aren't we? Love the coat

MK: You know, I don't what name I would give my fools cap if it became a sentient being?

MK: So Jeffery, has Kyle pulled a rabbit out of ya? Don't be shy about it. :3

Heheh, thats cute x3

I think Jeffery would be surprised at the question, no one has ever asked that one.

I.D./Kyle would thank ya for the compliment x3

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/40810293/

MK: What on Earth is a "livestreamer" and are most of them either pale, doughy, loud, or all the above?

MK: This....is what the current generation call entertainment. Ugh.

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/35038171/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/30899555/

Cause I have to know :P

For Xepher:

MK: I've heard you claim all kinds of booty. And yes I mean that kind, too. ;3

MK: So, uh, we're your targets ever jesters?? Just, y'know, curious? ^__^;;

MK: You're a wanted man in these parts. Just a heads up.

MK: What's more cutting, your blades or my words?

MK: Let me know if ya....need a distraction. ;3

MK: I think the nobles despise us both. You can end their life, and I can ruin their reputation. A deadly team we can be.

MK: Every tried sword juggling? I think it's up your alley. (*juggles blades and swords*)

MK: Let me know if ya.....need a distraction. ;3

For Nycto:

MK: Raccoons? In Space? And I thought I was the only jokester around. XD

MK: Looking for aliens? Give the Duke of Chromwell a look. There's no way someone like that isn't extraterrestrial or whatever it called?

MK: Do you chitter, too?

MK: Me? On your bounty list? Who did I insult up there? How can they even hear me? (*looks up to the sky*) "COME DOWN HERE, BIAOTCH!!!

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/40700423/

MK: You are fun at parties, I know it. >:3

*teasingly* "Wanna see it in action?~" *I turn around and wiggle it in your face*

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/36414089/ What the hell, let's see what happens when a kayfabing mad scientist/alchemist of rubber goes into the mix? :3

MK: So I looked at your resume and you are definitely overqualified for being a jester minion of mine.

MK: I would love to see you at work. Just curious how to tie all those abilities a once. Rubbermancy, wrestling, yeah.

I know you've prolly got a long-ass list to go through now, but when you get time, how bout Kavak and Nil? ;3 https://www.furaffinity.net/view/33873476/

MK: So Nil, wha.....kinky stuff you got your patron doing? ;3

MK: Oh Kavak, wanna swap outfits?

MK: Yeesh Nil. Thousands of pieces? And I thought I had it bad.

MK: Well at least this Nilbog is entertaining and not just horny.

This seems like a fun little thing ^^ I’ll give it a try hehe https://d.furaffinity.net/art/zephy.....ena_zephyr.jpg

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/40422247/ this is Reggie Bunny.

MK: Bunny? With a tail that long?

MK: Like to learn something new? Stay awhile and let me show you some tricks. ;3

Reggie: Wait what? My tail isn’t... isn’t that long... is it? *Looks behind himself.* I do like learning new things I suppose. What would you like to teach me?

Yo I'm getting in on this.

Panzer: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/39824046/

MK: Whoa there, mister grumpy and serious. The battle isn't here.

MK: Let's play a fun game. Let's juggle those grenades and knives, and bring an audience to watch. X3

MK: My my, why the long face? You have such a cute hat. :3

MK: Have you tried painting with all those tails? X3

PB!!!

https://i.imgur.com/iRlfTec.png

MK: Heya Tubby or should I say Tipsy. Hehehehe.

MK: Tell me, how do you bears hiberate? Not that I'm curious, of course. Just asking.

I love watching the interactions of champions on youtube, here you go: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/37212770/

MK: I bet my bells jingle more than yours. >:3 (*Shakes head like a metal fan*)

MK: Let's see who can give the crowd the best show, clown. >:3

Spec: Don't you know he who laughs last, laughs best

Spec: They call me show stopper for a reason!~

Spec: so umm.... you live in that box?

(Thank you very much :3)

Well it's my pfp, eh I'm not that interesting anyways. :3

MK: Tell me, how do you make your eyes glow like that? :3

BBW: "Well I was born with it, the Big Bad Wolf loves his glowing eyes and you.~"

Vaurien: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/29901322/

MK: Hmmm...a striped kitty with a thing for bandanas. Very interesting. Interesting indeed. Hehehehe >:]

MK: Who would've thought I would be bigger and taller than a higher. Hahahaha

MK: You got stripes, and I got spots. Wanna trade?

MK: I don't know why but I think you have a thing for purple. Why do I care? It's not like I have another jester suit getting made. (Shuts jack-in-the-box)

meeps and blushes deeply I th-hink I'll keep my s-stripes, thanks. H-how did you k-know I had a thing for purple?? looks worried but also is very curious about what's in the jack-in-the-box

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/38598209/
Here’s my fox sona!

MK: So what does the fox really say? >;3

Go ahead and roast Mello for me: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/23697810/

MK: Your haircut, WHACK! Your shorts, WHACK!!! The way that you smile, WHACK!! Only three likes on your personal profile. WHACK!!!

Me? I'm tight as FUCK!!! >:3 (*Proceeds to kickflip off a skateboard and grind the nearest guard rail narrowing missing an old lady before landing in the bushes.*)

"You're welcome"
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/36713267/

MK: D'aww, it's so cute for a small bear like you to threaten me? >:3

MK: You threatening to remove my memories? Ah, if only I had some to actually lose.

MK: Where were you during Xmas? We could've had snow. >:(

Sh: Eat my snow, and you'll learn how |3 *Battle BGM strike*

Sh: *shrug* Poor cat without memories? You couldn't stand a chance to win me ;3

Sh: Ooh, sorry I missed your invitation. Shall we begin now? *call snow storm*

Zhara the cheetah military officer :D
https://sta.sh/0rl48t335t

MK: Hiding your spots like that? Pitiful, just pitiful.

MK: The battalion is that-a-way.

MK: What a nice shade of blue you got there. Ever thought about adding a touch more gold to it. >:] (*Pulls out a paint roller.*)

Hit me boi

MK: Hey, hey, slip this suit on and I don't tell the barkeep you were the one that drank all the ale last night. >:3

MK: I thought the Dragonborn didn't have tails!!!

MK: I've seen your hoard....nice stuff. :3

These all read like pre-battle quotes on a Fire Emblem boss and I love it. XD

10/10 would self-tag again

Thanks. A Jester Boss would be unique for Fire Emblem. X3

It hasn’t happened yet, but it should. I want me some Patchface-meets-Cicero levels of lunacy in my Weeaboo Chess game.

JDE: https://sta.sh/019cyjso56il

MK: So striped fellow, what brings you to this place?

MK: Hmm...fluffy tail, lean body, interests in the silly and entertaining. Were you ever a performer in a past life?

Heres mine, thier name is Autumn ^^
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/41022481/

MK: Yes, yes, I can sense some trickery in you. Don't try to hide it!!!

It ain't much, but shes the best i've got
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/41417619/

MK: Mind telling me what's in your hoard? :3

Reshi the Wolf-Fox/Primordial: https://d.facdn.net/art/nearu-senpa.....hi_new_ref.png

Occurran the Rabbit/Primordial: https://sta.sh/02b4pnp7trey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EmrIyvO.....zPsg.jpg:large

Zaedon: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/30260682/

Maximus: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/23882632/

MK (Reshi): Goopy goop goop wolf. :3

MK (Reshi): I see you are a being of many forms. Which one suits ya best?

MK (Reshi): Goo-mancer? Rubber-mancer? It's all the same, right?

MK (Reshi): Ever have those moments when they....fall into your goo? You know like moths to a flame. A gooey flame?

MK (Occuran): Buff bun with big biddies. (*Squeeze pecs*)

MK (Occuran): Ah, an inhabitant of a fairytale land. Do you have Kings where you're from? Jesters, perhaps?

MK (Occuran): (*Tosses fools cap*) C'mon, let's see if you can hit in here. >:3

MK (Maximus): So....it's only your cum you can control or is it also others? >__<

MK (Maximus): Your superhero movie would be rated R.....and that's putting it lightly. Hehehe.

MK (Zeadon): Another space raccoon? Is there a colony up there?

MK (Zaedon): Nice suit. I got some that's more....fitting. ;3

MK (Zaedon): I see you're packing more than just those weapons. ;3

https://docs.google.com/document/d/.....it?usp=sharing hey hey ! :3

MK: Heart eyes, Heart eyes. Tell me pink one, do your eyes tell lies?

MK: I got the perfect suit, just for you.....and it's full of hearts, yes. >:3

MK: Purrrrrrfect day, don't nya agree? ;3

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/35390648/

Kaili the sorceress and owner of her own magic shop.

MK: Something tells me the magic is not all in your spells. ;3

Zaghrem Reifenberg the outlaw biker. He's a full blown criminal and villain who enjoys using his powers to cause chaos and perform many crimes wherever he may be with exception to territories inhabited by other villains when he is not working at a mechanic garage he owns. The mayor of the city he lives in has decided to... for whatever reason... NOT have law enforcement go after him so while he is in city limits of his home... he has no fear of being arrested... but he does sometimes have to face heroes who rather bring him down despite the orders from the mayor. He has no villain name as of now... but he is working on it.

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/31392490/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/40315455/

MK: Rider of the loud metal horses......what do you feed those beasts?

MK: Tell me, what flavor of chaos you bring? I'm curious. >:3

MK: Don't you hate it when a hero just interrupts your fun? XP

Zaghrem: My motorcycle brings me joy. As for what kind of chaos I bring... it is the fun kind. Namely punishing heroes in painful and sometimes sexually embarrassing ways for getting in the way of villains like myself or others. Yeah, it sucks when they interrupt my fun but then I get to have fun with them! Folks like you and The Rubber Baron deserve some success. In other news, I have dreamt of wearing a jester outfit of my own for some events... with mine being Black & Red. Sometimes I get a little... murdery... but that too can be fun if only for the shock value of passersby and any heroes watching. It draws them in for me to have even MORE fun!

Zak Bernhard: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/36656279/

MK: *Pokes belly with fools staff.* Hehehehe, belleh.

MK: Do you guys just wear those goggles to be cool?

Zak: Nope, eye protection when I build my bots!

Tokky says hi to ya :-D

https://www.thehyoxden.com/tokky

MK: Hmmmmm.....let me guess. Tattoo artist? Your outfit screams it.

MK: So....tell me. How did it feel to be all rubbery and jestery? >:3

hehe nah just a plain old artist. Although....*gets ideas*

And OMG IT FELT AWESOME!!!! I had soo much fun being a rubber jester, i want to do it again!! I wanna make the world laugh!! :-D

My lombax is interested in learning how to be a jester just like you, what better way than learning from the best?

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/32884679/