Ideas come at the weirdest times
4 years ago
So I got my second shot Thursday....and promptly got sick, but feeling better. I ended up with a fever, which made me have some fever dreams. I wrote some of them down.
One particular dream I thought was so funny, I’m definitely going to draw it. It went like this
I had moved out to a country area, I’m talking woods and dirt roads and stuff. The town near I moved had a cafe/ market thing. I’m sitting at the counter and the waitress asked how I liked living there. I had said something to the effect of “ I love it out here, but this will sound insane some idiot it dressed as a werewolf screwing around in the woods near my house.”
Was he wearing a John Deere cap?” The guy next to me asked.
I said yeah
“that’s Bob, I think he goes by Skeeter though. There’s about 5 or 6 werewolves around here, there just harmless rednecks.”
I was shocked and said so that wasn’t a costume,!?!
“Sorry hunny, you’re not crazy, those are real . Want me to top off that coffee “
Dale the guy next to me said “don’t worry, like I said they’re harmless”
“ harmless nothing Dale, last full moon one went thru my trash, and another crapped on my front porch. Took all day to clean up the mess” the waitress said.
“Well they do get drunk every thirty days ,and jerk off to the moon. But shake a can full of pennies and they will scatter.”
One particular dream I thought was so funny, I’m definitely going to draw it. It went like this
I had moved out to a country area, I’m talking woods and dirt roads and stuff. The town near I moved had a cafe/ market thing. I’m sitting at the counter and the waitress asked how I liked living there. I had said something to the effect of “ I love it out here, but this will sound insane some idiot it dressed as a werewolf screwing around in the woods near my house.”
Was he wearing a John Deere cap?” The guy next to me asked.
I said yeah
“that’s Bob, I think he goes by Skeeter though. There’s about 5 or 6 werewolves around here, there just harmless rednecks.”
I was shocked and said so that wasn’t a costume,!?!
“Sorry hunny, you’re not crazy, those are real . Want me to top off that coffee “
Dale the guy next to me said “don’t worry, like I said they’re harmless”
“ harmless nothing Dale, last full moon one went thru my trash, and another crapped on my front porch. Took all day to clean up the mess” the waitress said.
“Well they do get drunk every thirty days ,and jerk off to the moon. But shake a can full of pennies and they will scatter.”