It's nice to find out the hard way that your steel capped work-boots don't cover your (for lack of a better word) "most rudimentary toe" in case of a log hitting you on the boot.

It's even nicer to find out that the cooling aggregates had been removed from the freezer to make room for one half of a slaughtered pig.

The nicest thing though, is to get bitched at for not continuing with the log-splitting because it's just a toe with a little swelling and a partially black toe-nail.