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Ubisoft, What the fuck man?
4 years ago
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Man E3 is starting off kinda weak. Ubisoft fucking revealed... a Tom Clancy game about... aliens? I don't fucking know. And I don't fucking care. Game looks generic as fuck.
Assassin's Creed Valhalla is getting an update. Cool I guess. They added one handed swords to the game... which is funny because the FUCKING VIKINGS NEVER USED TWO HANDED SWORDS ANYWAY, IDIOTS. You talk a lot about being historically accurate but you have no idea what weapons they even used. Two handed swords were extremely rare during the time of the vikings and there is no record of them using any of the ones available at the time. How you guys can claim this stuff is historical fiction and not give the vikings their famous viking sword is beyond me.
Mario Rabbids looks fun but it is not for me.
Oh look, Just Dance is back!... Good for the four people that still play that lol
Far Cry 6 looks.... wow. The fidelity in those graphics are not pleasant to look at honestly. But maybe the game will be fun.
Avatar is getting a game. We have no idea what type of game because all we got was a cinematic trailer. I mean fuck sakes. This was a really weak ass showing.
WHERE THE FUCK IS BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL 2, UBISOFT??? WHERE THE FUCK IS IT????
Assassin's Creed Valhalla is getting an update. Cool I guess. They added one handed swords to the game... which is funny because the FUCKING VIKINGS NEVER USED TWO HANDED SWORDS ANYWAY, IDIOTS. You talk a lot about being historically accurate but you have no idea what weapons they even used. Two handed swords were extremely rare during the time of the vikings and there is no record of them using any of the ones available at the time. How you guys can claim this stuff is historical fiction and not give the vikings their famous viking sword is beyond me.
Mario Rabbids looks fun but it is not for me.
Oh look, Just Dance is back!... Good for the four people that still play that lol
Far Cry 6 looks.... wow. The fidelity in those graphics are not pleasant to look at honestly. But maybe the game will be fun.
Avatar is getting a game. We have no idea what type of game because all we got was a cinematic trailer. I mean fuck sakes. This was a really weak ass showing.
WHERE THE FUCK IS BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL 2, UBISOFT??? WHERE THE FUCK IS IT????
(Heard about this all on YouTube by the way.)
Is kind of my pet peeve of EA at this point. We're living in the area where gaming companies are just throwing people anything. Caz you know as long as they give us update an expansion people didn't ask for everything is going to be alright. Sure they will pay for it. (Na-no. They don't like it... and starting to see right through us. Well back to the drawing board I guess.)
Games should be getting better not worse. That's why Simmers complained the crap out of EA. And it kind of work caz were getting farming animals out of it. You may not understand why this is big for Simmers but it is. After the crap we been through. That Star Wars Sim expansion pack still give me nightmares.😳
They have two titles I want to hear about: Zelda and Metroid. That's all they gotta do. I don't give one fuck about anything else. It will be a good press conference if they show us a release date for Zelda BOTW 2 and Metroid Prime 4 gameplay or at least a trailer showing its alive. That's all.
But yah they really know how to make a Zelda game. I just wish they put the same energy towards the Star Fox game. You figure they'll have a lot of ideas with space animals with an rich back story. But I guess magical man with arrows that crossdress is easy to do.😒
Not to hate Zelda and Link fans fans. I'm sure you guys are having fun. But Starfox is dying wow Zelda is thriving.
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Caz big foot Mini-Me Krystal isn't going to take too kindly to furry guy Twitter trust me.😄