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Dear Ozy...
16 years ago
Dear Ozy,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when I threw up in your sock drawer at the mental hospital and I saw you carve your initials into my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're Frostbitten enough to understand That Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your false teeth to you, but I'll keep your virginity as a memory. You should also know that I hate your cooking and you’re Cucumber- . . Fetishism. . Is weird.
Go milk a cow.
~Ryo
( http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/984939/ )
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when I threw up in your sock drawer at the mental hospital and I saw you carve your initials into my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're Frostbitten enough to understand That Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your false teeth to you, but I'll keep your virginity as a memory. You should also know that I hate your cooking and you’re Cucumber- . . Fetishism. . Is weird.
Go milk a cow.
~Ryo
( http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/984939/ )
;w;