Everyone knows: CAT LOVE BOX.

Fat cats in little boxes produce a large vortex of fun for a radius of around a hundred miles, depending on the air quality that day. This fun vortex cannot be penetrated by anything, and if anything were to happen prior to the cat forming the vortex, it would be instantly erased once the vortex was initiated.

TRUFAX

not MY big cat. he inevitably brings his poo OUT with him.