Disappointed in the lack of content on this account? Expected this place to smell a lot fishier or were you hoping for some literal brown nosing? Well, so were I! Let's find an artist together and split the bill!

Hit me up over on my main account, check out the corresponding journal and take a look at my F-list while you are at it!

Dont be afraid to get in contact with me if you want to find out whether a lizard of my size skipping showers for two weeks straight smells as good as they claim (spoiler: I do!) or if I am truly willing to lick that place of yours even after you forgot to pick up TP last time you went out for groceries (spoiler: I will!).

Wondering why some of the smellier kinks you can find on here are listed in my F-list's Maybe category? I am a bit picky about who gets to do what to me when it comes to species. Equines, Bovines, Dragons and most Canines line right up, I love you guys! All others still have a chance though, just ask.

Also, I am not willing to be cut up or subjected to other forms of serious, permanent damage. Some blood is ok but please keep me intact. Thanks!