I stole this and rearranged it to suck less imo. Also added a few.

GENERAL FETISHES:
Bi (+++) doubles your chances for a date etc.
Biting (++) and scratching and stuff.
Bondage (+) sure i have some rope and stuff
Cheesecake (~) I assume this means like betty-page-style pinup shit
Cross-dressing (+) If I cannot tell whether you are male or female, expect me to want to find out.
Herm (++) gender ambiguity and/or playing with the fringe edges of accepted gender roles is just stupidly hot :s
Incest (+) with same-gender, same-generation restriction
Oral (+++) yeah i pretty much could suck dick and/or lick pussy all day everyday
Orgy (++) Not really orgies so much as [345]-somes. Things scale exponentially with this sort of thing imo
Partial Nudity (+) fuck me with clothes on plz
Paw/Foot (~) if you want me to i guess i can do it
She-males (++) same as herms imo
Tentacles (~) I kinda like using my tail as a sorta tentacle i guess

DUDE FETISHES:
Anal on Males (+) I like to give it, taking it not so much EXCEPT WHEN I WANT TO SWITCH IT UP
Gay (+++)
Girly Boys (++) girly in appearance, not necessarily behavior
Muscle, Male (+) i like my boys to be kinda slim but toned.
Spooge (+) i like it because it is evidence of orgasm

CHICK FETISHES:
Anal on Females (~) not really my thing, i dunno why
Breast Expansion (-) meh
Breasts (+) boobs are cool
Butch Girls (+) extra points if they're lesbians
Ejaculation (+) more of that evidence-of-orgasm thing. I like knowing that you got off too.
Hetero (M/F) (+++)
Impregnation/Pregnancy (+) just so long as it's not mine irl. Also there's a reason this is under 'chick fetishes' guys >:C
Lactation (~)
Lesbianism (+) fun to watch!
Muscle, Female (+) Juuuuust enough to overpower me. :3

TACTILE/VISUAL/MATERIAL FETISHES:
Body Paint (+) Colors, glowy bits, pet-names in semi-permanent ink. Let me in on this.
Clothing (+) i just go all buhhhhh durrrrrrr hooootttt for boys in skater stuff and girls in goth shit :(
Electricity (~)
Glasses (+++) esp. cum on classes.
Latex/Rubber (~) can work with fetish gear, otherwise i don't really care.
Leather (~)
Mud/Quicksand etc (--) nah
Shoe/Boots (+) clomp, clomp, clomp.
Stockings (+) stripes :3~
Suit and Tie (~) I look goofy in one, but hey if it's your thing sure
Tech (+) i have a time-travel fetish, that's hard to realize without bringing tech into it. Also i do some postfurry cyborg shit sometimes. Reprogram me. D:
Uniform (+)
Wet-look (++) sure

BDSM-RELATED FETISHES:
Asphyxiation (---)
Gore/guro (---)
Masochism (+) pull my hair and call me slut :c
Mind Control (+)
Rape (-) rape is bad but fake-noncon roleplay is okay sometimes
Sadism (+) psychological sadism mostly, unless it's claws and teeth
Scat (---) Takes degradation a little too far.
Subbing/Domming (+-) Odds are if someone is submissive i will want them to dom me and vice versa, so this often just doesn't work
Watersports (+++) A simple and effective way to tweak my degradation kink

THINGS WHICH JUST DON'T FIT ANYWHERE ELSE (aka furries):
Baby/Diaper (---) no thanks
Cub (---) near my age plz
Fat/Pudge (~) a little extra weight is okay but not like BLUBBERY WHALE FAT FAT FATFUR
Hyper (-) in the "2-foot-dong" sense, no thanks.
Inflation (-) file it under "I don't get it"
Macro/Micro (~)
Multiple body parts (~) this kind of has to be done in a very very very narrow window
Oviposition (~) i guess i could see something like this being okay ish
Plants (~)
Sinking (?) wot
Skunk spray (---)
Snuff (--)
Solo Masturbation (+)
Transformation (~) Eh I dunno, i don't like the actual process of transformation
Unbirth (~) baffling
Weight Gain (~)
Zoophilia (---) Nah

THAT V-WORD:
Anal Vore (---) baffling
Cock Vore (---) baffling
Soul Vore (---) baffling
Standard Hard Vore (---) baffling
Standard Soft Vore (---) baffling