Today when I was coming home from work two assholes ran at me from behind a fence and kicked me out of my bike. I hurt my shoulder and they broke my nose bc they thought that I was resisting... they took my bike and my phone, luckily they didn't took my wallet or my wacom. So now I have to file a police report and go to the hospital to fix my nose and everything for the police to not find my bike. Justice is a bitch.

tl;tr: Two assholes beat the crap out of me and stole my bike and my phone