I rerolled my blood elf priest this morning. It wasn't that big of a deal really since she was only level thirteen anyway. At least I hadn't blown the two blue spider's silk armor items that Kerry and I (on my warrior) spent almost 2 hours grinding spiders in Arathi to get the silk for my tailor to make them on her.

I rerolled her for a male one, even though I generally don't gender bend my toons. (I get confused when people refer to me as "he", and have to think a minute before I go, oh yeah, duh! at myself.) However, I tried playing as a girl one and I just couldn't do it. The truth is, I just can't stand looking at blood elf women.

They are too skinny.
They have tiny breasts.
They have no ass whatsoever.
They have mean, pinched faces.
They look weak. :p

But oh, their men, they got that Sessho-maru thing going on. They have absolutely awesome hair**, and unlike the girls, there is one (and exactly one!) youthful, handsome male face that does not look cruel, smirky or like it smells something bad available for male belfs. Yes, the beautiful blood elf mana pool--almost never empty and so nice during that annoying early priest grind--without the stuck up little princess that goes with it.

**Granted, it's not as cool as troll hair. Troll hair for the win!

And just for the curious, my take on the rest of WoW's females:

Dwarves: Small and cute, curvacious and sturdy looking. Nothing makes me madder than female dwarf hate. Then again part of the reason it vexes me so is because I rather resemble one irl. ^.^

Gnomes: Smaller and cuter. Pink hair!! <3 And for the lols, best DK ever. Tiny, shiny death! ^.^

Trolls... are freaking amazon goddesses. Strong, lean, lithe ferocious beauty with most awesome hair in the game. Great colors, cute accent. Nothing but win. Male trolls, btw, are like pug puppies, so ugly they're cute. Plus most troll men look so jolly, big tusks and all, that I can't help but like them.

Dranei: The voluptuous Dranei are probably closest to what I would consider an "ideal" body type. All pretty curves. Horns and hooves are a plus, tail would be better if it had a tuft or a spike at the end. On the opposite end, Dranei males have the worst case of the fug in the whole game.

Nelfs: Emo (Is there anything a nelf won't boo hoo about?) as a race and strangely proportioned; huge hands, tiny heads. Decent up top but also suffering from noassitol poisoning. REALLY annoying idle gesture. Saved by their nifty facial tattoos, good hair and fun jelly bean colors. Plus you can alway roll druid and turn into something else that doesn't do that silly fan service bounce while AFK. My rogue however I just make sit while I go get that sandwich.

Tauren: Sweet faces with gentle expressions, spots and the best voice in the game. Also large and hairy, but being a furry I don't consider that a demerit.

Orcs: Poor Orcs. They fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. It's not easy being green. At least they look strong. Best racials in the game though go a long way to make up for it. I love my orc warlock. ^.^

Undead: Creepy. I'll probably never roll one. Though that one "bride of frankenstein" hair doo makes me giggle.

Humans: Boring! I get to be one all day in the real world, I'm sure not going to play one. Plus they always look ill at ease.