hello artist fuckers here's the deal
i'm a dumb little idiot and somehow managed to forget to post an update on same day commissions in my journal, so here's this. copy and pasted from the submission:

"Hey guys! Thanks for all the interest. I have to close these now because more people are asking for more art then there are slots. Those who have reached out to me will be contacted in the order in which they initially contacted me, and I will go through their orders in this way until all slots have been filled. My apologies in advance to everyone who didn't land a slot this time around; I'll be contacting everybody and letting them know whether or not I can take on their order."
- oblivious moron dipshit who forgot there's ways of communicating with people en masse, 2021

tl;dr i got so many requests on them i can't even take them all. i will be contacting everyone who's reached out to me about them anyway, it will just take some time
(psst! btw, jsyk, i won't take it personally if anyone has lost interest)

speaking of commissions, you may have noticed mine have been "officially" closed for a while. uh i don't think i'm gonna have "regular" commissions anymore. maybe this'll change in future, but i'm no longer interested in having a permanent commission info list or in taking orders at any random given time. art is literally, unabashedly my job now, and as mean as it may sound (though i say it with no malice! oh what a wretch am i!) commissions for one-off pics of people's OCs don't hold the top priority spot for me anymore

so instead what i'm gonna do is open commissions sporadically with limited slots. i'll fill orders as i go (with much shorter deadlines then i've employed in the past!) and once all slots are filled, that's it. this art will likely be more expensive then my past ventures because, and yes i can feel my head swelling up as i say this, my time has become more valuable and so has my skillset. if anyone disagrees, i can respect that and i won't hold any grudges if they choose to stop patronizing me

i'd also (probably) be willing to accept random commission inquiries if ever anyone really super badly wants something that isn't listed for sale, but no promises. it'll all depend on the scope of the art and the time i have available. pricing likely won't be super consistent either because frankly i've been underselling myself for years and it inadvertently taught me how much i'm willing to work for _ amount of money

ultimate tl;dr in case you're tired of Words: sorry for being slow. will be getting back to everyone wrt same day commissions. some orders will be filled, some won't. future commission offers will be more sporadic and pricey

contact me if you have any unanswered questions. otherwise stay beautiful (or ugly, whichever) and tip your waiters. there's communion wafers i bought offa amazon on the kitchen counter if you get hungry, but if you eat too many of them you'll start to see colors that don't exist. the colors are me. i am in the colors. i hear you and am coming to find you