I might return with more frequent art for my friends here. Anything you’ll like to see?
And to specify I don’t really do anything too extreme like scat or water sports but I am open to your suggestions. Thank you so much guys much love.

Hello! Howdy and the like, it’s your favorite abstract femboy artist abacus! Listen I know I’ve been absent from the community forever but one day I will try to return. Between laziness, depression, jobs, laziness, and importantly not having a computer kind of fucked me out of art. If and when I can get a nice laptop or something with some extra cashola I’ll definitely get back to it.
So honestly, I’ve accepted some commissions from some people in the past and just didn’t have the ability or the patience to fuck around with my old laptop when our phones are so much better now, and I’m truly sorry for not updating you guys and I’m super fucking glad you didn’t give me money to quote “ghost dat ass”. And for the people that I feel like enjoyed my art or porn or lewds or whatever we call it now thank you I really appreciate you guys. Some that come to mind (I didn’t peek I swear! Sorry if I forgot you) are haloian, Wayc, Yuricrabking, sketchfox, Lq, RRR, and the dude with the bat Pokémon gif as their thumbnail (fuck I’m sorry I thought you were dope) you know guys I ended up making most of the dumb shit just to “see” you comment on it.
Serious thanks, this was such a fun little part of my life and even though it’s just a bunch of little woodland critters bumming each other looking past that it (for me) it was the silly comments and jokes and sometimes serious pm discussions in art techniques and whatever else.
You made it worthwhile!

Been a while hasn’t it? In this time I’ve gotten married, had many pets, and have worked on my music projects.
Hopefully soon I will get the art itch again, and of course with the the classic need a computer excuse I’ve put my work on ice.

Guys listen, thanks for being such a cool community and for liking my art and seeing it literary get better over the years.
I promise I’m not done yet, there will be plenty of butts and things to stuff in them. I’ve got ideas and cool stuff I want to do, and the femboi fans as always are ravenous.
It’s funny guys to think I wanted to be the mike adriano of gay furry art for awhile, make like a hundred pics a month with big ole booties, and now here we are.
I’ll see you guys sooner than later!

Love,
Abacus the zero

I bought a computer and now am ready to rock and roll
Any suggestions what you wanna see?

I was able to sorta fix my computer
I don't know how long it will last.
I hope to get a new one in May.
I will continue to work on the comic Amyen and Cave of the Bugmen and indiecat
So sorry for the absence, I think we could all use some more butts.

Hey guys, I never updated my status because I'm dumb, but
I have no computer anymore. Or my laptop. Once I can get one I'll become active again but you know.... Money.
Anyway, I'll be back again.

1. RRR commission part 2: amyen- sketched
2 RRR commission part 3: ass imp hotdogging- sketched
3 space Ophelia- needs colors
4 lordrevan- sketch completed.


If you need any commissions done i have a special for the next two weeks,
Get one half off after first commission!
My commission prices are as follows
30 color
20 greyscale or single color
10 line work with some greyscale
5 dollar sketch.
Just add 2 dollars for extra characters, ghost appendages do not count towards price.
Also, I take a gearbox and valve approach to commissions to achieve the best bang for your buck. So you can expect anywhere from two weeks to two months for commissions to be completed, it's worth it though!

Okay, so they are canceling the kickstarter.
They are opening a new one in a few weeks after exciting developments.

How much you wanna bet Nintendo said ill publish it guys, lets to ahead and make it eternal darkness for real?
That would be dank as hell.

Hey hey hey!
This week and next weeks deal:

5 dollar lineart and greyscale commissions!
Includes one or two characters!

Note me commission slots and ill hook you up!

Hey hey!
I am opening up 5 commission slots!
Alright! Cool! Awesome!
Special prices:
Fullcolor: 20 +2 for extra character
Single color or greyscale: 10 +2 for extra character
Black and white: 5 +2 for extra character

Wow badass right?!
Note me with the headline commission slot, and ill consider your request.
As of right now I owe seiryuu a free one because I was a shit to him last time.

hey, i've finally got my things together in a place where i can do my art and i'm opening ten commission slot.

commission guidelines: up to two characters, can be full color, sketch, black/white or greyscale.
full color: $50 plus $5 for up to two extra characters.
greyscale: $25 plus $5 every character up to two.
black/white: $15 plus $5 for up to two extra characters.
line art: $5 plus $2 for each character, up to two characters.

i will be working on them starting tonight.
pm me with title as: new commission slots.
put your request in there and i'll get back to you as soon as possible.

i've got a steady job at trugreen lawncare and things are looking up.

I got out sunday!
I was sentenced from the twentieth of december to the 27 of january,
it was a six month sentence,but I only had to do one month in place of it and holy shit is was terrible.
also, for a first offence that was really shitty to do to a guy, BUT it shows you should always have an attorney.
SO!
I am now living with my parents, owe 447 and some change to the court.
hey and oh boy, Im on probation for six months as well.
I still have my liscence, BUT on the 30th I have to go for a speeding violation from the 26 of october.AND I have 3 points from an accident from april, six for reckless driving which I did time for, and an upcoming 4 points for speeding, done prior to the reckless driving charge.

I am very scared I will not have a license. so I am asking for your help:

how can I make this go away? you have 12 points you can use up on you license.
my record is spotless except for these
1. Property Damage Accident 04/18/12
2. Reckless Driving 10/28/12

I am 23 years old and have been driving since I was 17.
what can I do guys?
I have no money and have been able to secure a job, but it requires that I have a license. I lost my life here in like a month, and I CAN rebuild it but I can't if I can drive.

My attorney Russell told me that after speaking to the DA, he believes that my liscense will be pulled. And to look for at least 1000 to 1500 in fines and court costs.
I go to court tomorrow, and will very much plead like a little girl that I will never ever speed again.
My job requires me to drive 35 miles away to where I work. I have basically just Been told that you will need to quit your job, which right now is just paying my bills and food exspense.
Expect your refunds tonight by eleven. If I can after tomorrow ill open up regular commission for a regular price.
I might not however, it takes me 12 to 16 hours to do a picture, and even at 20 to 30 dollars a picture I'm making no money off this. I can't charge 80 dollars or 90 dollars because that's just insane.
But this might be it guys, I might be gone for a reallllyyy long while this time.
I have to give up my place. I have to sell my instruments, and my games and my consoles.

This is a very good lesson to learn, do not go fast, do not speed, because at some point it will catch up to you. This is the only offense EVER committed by me and I am going to pay out the ass for this one.

Once again, expect a refund by eleven to tonight, central time.

okay okay, Sai corrupted the canvas for four of my commissions.
I had apparently waayyy to many layers and it killed them. but the japanese translation was really sloppy so!
I am now behind on five commissions. with six or seven more to go,
expect for a wave of refunds by the eighteenth if your commissions are not completed.
also, if you use SAI always make sure you save often instead of after you finish the picture. and dont have thirty plus layers, be smart and efficient with your layers.

I will be uploading three more commissions tomorrow in the order that payment was received, I do not have the notes right now but I owe RRR one more and then lq and the third I don't have with me.
But once again take note that all commissions have a deadline of December 20, my court date. There is a possibility of jail time and I most likely wont have a computer or Wacom tablet in jail to complete them. I will refund anyone who I feel I will not be able to meet the deadline by at least the 19.
Thank you for your patience and care you guys are the best!

Oh boy doesn't that sound totally bitchin?
All you gotta do is pm me and I'll have whatever sick thing you want me to draw done by December 20!
I have to pay for a big reckless driving ticket and possibly jail time woohoo!
So I have 16 slots still open! Yeah! Color no color, one or two or even three or four characters! Background or none, Ill do it!
Please note though, my expertise is femboys, so anything else may meet your standards but not mine, as this is really the only time I draw.
But I don't care ill do the best I can!
Note me for a slot!
Check out the commission. I did for r-r-r!

Actively sketching RRR commissions right now, I'm going down the line in the order I received payment. So, expect all commissions to be done before December 1, and some of you paid me extra, that is very nice of you and I will make sure yours are extra special.
Also, not gunna lie, but one of you only have me 3.58. Your picture is probably gunna reflect that, it will still be good no worries, but it won't quite have that abacus feel.

I sincerely Appreciate all your monies, I have officially raised 116 dollars.
And if you are interested I still have plenty of slots open (17)
And once again these are anything you want commissions. I just ask that you consider what I'm good at when you commission.

Thanks again.

Hey it's your weird friend that draws gay animals here, here's the slot order right now:

1 RRR mining commission: complete
2. RRR adult cat drone.
3. RRR adult imp boy
4. Lq. Adult commission
5. Chipmunk boy adult commission
6 full metal fox adult commission
7. Zeion adult commission



As you can see I need a total of 25 commissioners, and I have 7
So I have plenty of available slots. Anything you want clean or dirty, kinky or just straight nasty. All five dollars, sketched or colored or ink or greyscale, all five dollars.
Keep in mind that I'm comfortable with femboys, and usually do 1 or 2 characters in a picture, but I will gladly do whatever, it just might now be up to standard.
Anyway, note me for a commission slot and if I hit you back pay me!
PayPal is abacusthezero@yahoo.com.
Check out my gallery for a glimpse of what I'm good at.

Hey, I have to go to criminal court on the 20 of December.
I face a reckless driving charge of up to 500 dollars and or 6 months in jail.
I literally shit myself when I realized I was going that fast.
The speed limit was 70, and your bud adam was going 109, way to go man.
So,
Any sketch, ink, greyscale, full color, or some kind of other commission from me is for a limited time 5 dollars, this is to help me raise the funds for court cost, and I can assure you guys that adam here will never speed again. Ever. Even if I'm dying I will only go the speed limit.
I am opening up 25 slots at this time, on a first come first serve basis.
Remember this is 5 dollars for anything, even if you are an extreme fetishist I just need the money and will gladly do any of your gross scat vore guro or lighter fetishes like watersports or underage artwork, wether shota or yuri!

Thank you for your time, and please note me to get a slot!

Type that in to google, use the coupon BattleplanT and get your comprehensive analysis, I had to get one for Kroger which is weird, but I'm a blue core with secondary white sub core!
Ill tell you what that means after work!

Like anything, I use it all the time and it's awesome, but I just dick aroun on it.
Do any of you guys know how to change the color of your line art so it matches the color of what's in it? Or any little touches? Or how you make panels that aren't fucking awful and uneven?

So like honestly I'm a pretty lonely dude that no one really likes because I'm really nice to people and very polite.
So my brother and I got wasted the other day with one of our mutual friends, just bro-ing out. The next day we play some mass effect and ratchet deadlocked and the friend is like asking me stuff about anal and how you'd do it with your girlfriend.
So I offer him my advice and somehow or another we end up going to an adult store, which was so embarrassing for a guy that draws porn all night.
What we get is something I never knew existed:
A male masturbator.
Basically it's a little tube you put your dick in and jack off with it.
They are called sleeves sometimes and let me tell you guys, it was like the best thing ever. So I've been looking up different brands and manufactureres and I'm probably going to buy TENGA's 3d spiral. This shit is dank!
But if anybody knows anything more about it I'd love to hear about it!
I was originally going to buy flesh jacks endurance jack ass, because it's supposed to be insane, possibly the stickiest of the ickies.
What do you guys think? Obviously a girlfriend is the best option, and I work on that all the time, so really I need something for the dry spell!

How do you say
The road we must go

Or the path we must follow

In Spanish? Preferably the latter phrase, but either is fine.