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Posted 14 years agoGot this from 
SilentFox35
Personality Test from:http://www.signalpatterns.com/psych_central
And It's scarily accurate tbh :S
Passionate
You are in touch with your emotions, and sometimes you react before you think. The good news: you don't tamp down your feelings. The bad news: you sometimes say or do things that you later wish you could take back.
You do not live your life on an even keel; you do not go for long periods without experiencing some mood swings.
Introspective
You like your own company; you're a very interesting person. Tracking your own mental processes, knowing what you're thinking and why you do what you do, is important to you. Often, what's going on in your mind is more compelling than what's going on outside. For the most part, those with a high score on the "introspective" trait enjoy reading, taking long walks, learning new things, and other solitary activities.
You are not someone who is constantly looking to be among a group of friends; you never feel bored when you are by yourself.
Unflappable
You are not a slave to your emotions. It takes a lot to upset or unnerve you. That's why you're a good person to have around in a crisis.
You don't let it all hang out, which means that those around you often don't know the pressures you're under or what you're going through. You're not the kind of person people run from in a crisis.
Creative
You are good at solving problems, coming up with original ideas, and seeing connections between things, connections that most other people miss. People with a high score on the "creative" trait often are employed in such fields as finance and scientific research, and enjoy avant garde and classical music as well as literary fiction and scholarly non-fiction.
You do not shun abstractions and concepts in favor of the concrete and tangible.
Competent
You strive to master everything you undertake. You tend to learn quickly and do not shy away from challenges.
You are not a "que sera sera" type of person, nor do you go easy on yourself when attempting to master a new skill or get a job done.
Intellectual
You are thoughtful, rational, and comfortable in the world of ideas. People find you interesting to talk to. You're the living embodiment of the saying "You learn something new every day." In general, those with a high score on the "intellectual" trait are employed in such fields as teaching and research, and are enthusiastic about reading, foreign films, and classical music.
You do not avoid abstract conversation, experimenting with new ideas, or studying new things. It bores you to stick to the straight and narrow of what you already know.
Organized
You like to think a task through before you embark on it. If it's the slightest bit complicated, you make a list (even if it's only in your mind) and methodically work your way through it. When you have a goal in mind, you're not satisfied until you reach it.
You are not one of those people who ignore the details, and you don't understand how anyone can get anything accomplished without thoughtful planning ahead of time.
Pessimistic
You tend to be a "glass half-empty" kind of person, which for you is simply a realistic outlook. Your feeling is that this world can be a depressing place, and only a fool would think otherwise.
You do not waste your time searching for the silver lining in every cloud, nor do you believe it's your job to cheer up the people around you with happy talk.
Innovative
You come up with a lot of ideas; if one doesn't work out, there's always another waiting in the wings. You often have interesting solutions to difficult problems. You're practically a one-person brainstorming session.
You are less interested changing the world than in dealing with things as they are. Unlike those who spend all their time trying to solve problems, you prefer to zero in on things that work and stick with them.
Astute
You are a quick study. You generally don't need to have things explained to you more than once. When presented with a problem, you will often have an instant understanding of where to look for the solution.
You do not take your sweet time when presented with a new task to complete or problem to solve. You don't avoid assignments that require you to learn new skills.
Try it for yourself ^^
SilentFox35Personality Test from:http://www.signalpatterns.com/psych_central
And It's scarily accurate tbh :S
Passionate
You are in touch with your emotions, and sometimes you react before you think. The good news: you don't tamp down your feelings. The bad news: you sometimes say or do things that you later wish you could take back.
You do not live your life on an even keel; you do not go for long periods without experiencing some mood swings.
Introspective
You like your own company; you're a very interesting person. Tracking your own mental processes, knowing what you're thinking and why you do what you do, is important to you. Often, what's going on in your mind is more compelling than what's going on outside. For the most part, those with a high score on the "introspective" trait enjoy reading, taking long walks, learning new things, and other solitary activities.
You are not someone who is constantly looking to be among a group of friends; you never feel bored when you are by yourself.
Unflappable
You are not a slave to your emotions. It takes a lot to upset or unnerve you. That's why you're a good person to have around in a crisis.
You don't let it all hang out, which means that those around you often don't know the pressures you're under or what you're going through. You're not the kind of person people run from in a crisis.
Creative
You are good at solving problems, coming up with original ideas, and seeing connections between things, connections that most other people miss. People with a high score on the "creative" trait often are employed in such fields as finance and scientific research, and enjoy avant garde and classical music as well as literary fiction and scholarly non-fiction.
You do not shun abstractions and concepts in favor of the concrete and tangible.
Competent
You strive to master everything you undertake. You tend to learn quickly and do not shy away from challenges.
You are not a "que sera sera" type of person, nor do you go easy on yourself when attempting to master a new skill or get a job done.
Intellectual
You are thoughtful, rational, and comfortable in the world of ideas. People find you interesting to talk to. You're the living embodiment of the saying "You learn something new every day." In general, those with a high score on the "intellectual" trait are employed in such fields as teaching and research, and are enthusiastic about reading, foreign films, and classical music.
You do not avoid abstract conversation, experimenting with new ideas, or studying new things. It bores you to stick to the straight and narrow of what you already know.
Organized
You like to think a task through before you embark on it. If it's the slightest bit complicated, you make a list (even if it's only in your mind) and methodically work your way through it. When you have a goal in mind, you're not satisfied until you reach it.
You are not one of those people who ignore the details, and you don't understand how anyone can get anything accomplished without thoughtful planning ahead of time.
Pessimistic
You tend to be a "glass half-empty" kind of person, which for you is simply a realistic outlook. Your feeling is that this world can be a depressing place, and only a fool would think otherwise.
You do not waste your time searching for the silver lining in every cloud, nor do you believe it's your job to cheer up the people around you with happy talk.
Innovative
You come up with a lot of ideas; if one doesn't work out, there's always another waiting in the wings. You often have interesting solutions to difficult problems. You're practically a one-person brainstorming session.
You are less interested changing the world than in dealing with things as they are. Unlike those who spend all their time trying to solve problems, you prefer to zero in on things that work and stick with them.
Astute
You are a quick study. You generally don't need to have things explained to you more than once. When presented with a problem, you will often have an instant understanding of where to look for the solution.
You do not take your sweet time when presented with a new task to complete or problem to solve. You don't avoid assignments that require you to learn new skills.
Try it for yourself ^^
Gender Meme
Posted 14 years agogot this from 
angelpaws
Lets unwittingly conform to some stereotypes!
Your Boy Side:
[ ] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[x] Dogs are better than cats.
[/] It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Depends who it is)
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team. (Was forced to in School)
[x] Shopping is torture.
[x] Sad movies suck.
[ ] You own an X-Box.
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You own a DS, PS2 or Sega.
[x] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (You say that like the obsessions should be in the past tense ... ... ... <.< ... >.> ITS MORPHIN' TIME!)
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[ ] Gory movies are cool.
[ ] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[ ] Baggy pants are cool to wear. (Skinny jeans all the way bitches :p)
[ ] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[ ] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[ ] Sports are fun.
[x] Talk with food in your mouth. (Not on purpose but I have done it ... I always cover my mouth though)
Total = 10.5
Your Girl Side
[ ]You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop.
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[x] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[ ] You wear the color pink.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black. (Whoever made this needs to get with the times, girls DO wear black)
[x] You like hanging out at the mall. (Or shopping centres as we Brits call them)
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[x] You like wearing jewellery
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ]Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed,/ and put on make-up and accessories
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should. (Other way round there)
[x] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes (all converse ^^)
[x] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[x] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[x] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
Total = 7
Looks like I'm pretty evenly balanced here :3
Aren't I a regular, well adjusted Fennec? :D ... ... ... either that or I'm a Herm *shudders*
angelpawsLets unwittingly conform to some stereotypes!
Your Boy Side:
[ ] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[x] Dogs are better than cats.
[/] It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Depends who it is)
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team. (Was forced to in School)
[x] Shopping is torture.
[x] Sad movies suck.
[ ] You own an X-Box.
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You own a DS, PS2 or Sega.
[x] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (You say that like the obsessions should be in the past tense ... ... ... <.< ... >.> ITS MORPHIN' TIME!)
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[ ] Gory movies are cool.
[ ] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[ ] Baggy pants are cool to wear. (Skinny jeans all the way bitches :p)
[ ] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[ ] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[ ] Sports are fun.
[x] Talk with food in your mouth. (Not on purpose but I have done it ... I always cover my mouth though)
Total = 10.5
Your Girl Side
[ ]You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop.
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[x] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[ ] You wear the color pink.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black. (Whoever made this needs to get with the times, girls DO wear black)
[x] You like hanging out at the mall. (Or shopping centres as we Brits call them)
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[x] You like wearing jewellery
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ]Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed,/ and put on make-up and accessories
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should. (Other way round there)
[x] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes (all converse ^^)
[x] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[x] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[x] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
Total = 7
Looks like I'm pretty evenly balanced here :3
Aren't I a regular, well adjusted Fennec? :D ... ... ... either that or I'm a Herm *shudders*
Cuteness Rating Meme - 44%
Posted 14 years agogot this from sifting through my journals. 
wolfbeast posted this a while ago. thought I'd try it :P
Appearance:
[ ] = You have blue/green eyes.
[ ] = You blush a lot.
[x] = You giggle.
[x] = You are quiet.
[x] = You say random, silly, things.
[ ] = You have a baby face.
[x] = You wear a more down-to-earth style of clothing.
[x] = You do not wear halter tops or anything too showy.
[ ] = You are under 5 feet 6 inches tall.
TOTAL SO FAR: 5
Innocence:
[ ] = You are a virgin.
[ ] = Just thinking of sexual things makes you blush.
[x] = Your idea of a date is really romantic.
[ ] = You sleep with a stuffed animal.
[x] = You like to cuddle.
[ ] = You have never played a drinking game.
[ ] = You do not even know what a drinking game is.
TOTAL SO FAR: 7
Colors:
[ ] = You like the color pink/light blue.
[ ] = You tend to wear bright/girly colors.
TOTAL SO FAR: 7
Personality:
[ ] = You can be ignorant/oblivious.
[x] = You would consider yourself shy.
[x] = You like happy upbeat music.
[ ] = You like "cutesy" music.
TOTAL SO FAR: 9
What YOU think is cute:
[x] = You like small animals.
[ ] = You like babies a lot.
[x] = Small/mini versions of things make you go "Awww <3."
TOTAL: 11
Multiply how many you got by 4.
Repost as: "I am 44% Cute." apparently
wolfbeast posted this a while ago. thought I'd try it :PAppearance:
[ ] = You have blue/green eyes.
[ ] = You blush a lot.
[x] = You giggle.
[x] = You are quiet.
[x] = You say random, silly, things.
[ ] = You have a baby face.
[x] = You wear a more down-to-earth style of clothing.
[x] = You do not wear halter tops or anything too showy.
[ ] = You are under 5 feet 6 inches tall.
TOTAL SO FAR: 5
Innocence:
[ ] = You are a virgin.
[ ] = Just thinking of sexual things makes you blush.
[x] = Your idea of a date is really romantic.
[ ] = You sleep with a stuffed animal.
[x] = You like to cuddle.
[ ] = You have never played a drinking game.
[ ] = You do not even know what a drinking game is.
TOTAL SO FAR: 7
Colors:
[ ] = You like the color pink/light blue.
[ ] = You tend to wear bright/girly colors.
TOTAL SO FAR: 7
Personality:
[ ] = You can be ignorant/oblivious.
[x] = You would consider yourself shy.
[x] = You like happy upbeat music.
[ ] = You like "cutesy" music.
TOTAL SO FAR: 9
What YOU think is cute:
[x] = You like small animals.
[ ] = You like babies a lot.
[x] = Small/mini versions of things make you go "Awww <3."
TOTAL: 11
Multiply how many you got by 4.
Repost as: "I am 44% Cute." apparently
How can i have the WRONG Celebi?!! (A Pokémon Related Rant)
Posted 14 years agoI find myself in the midst of a quandry.
For reasons beyond my control, I have a very specific OCD concerning the completion of sets. I lways finished off my Sticker Albums (even sending off to panini for missing ones), I'm in the process of collecting all the Doctor Who DVDs (new and classic ... I only need about 29 more and they're yet to be released - I wait impatiently), and even though BPRD has gone to the dogs I still get it because I have an unwarranted need to complete sets.
You get the picture.
So you can imagine the horror I feel each time Nintendo cheerfully announce that their profit margins need a boost and so they're going to issue ANOTHER set of Pokémon games. *long sigh*
Now, I have both Black and white because I don't like having to wait for other people to catch up and decide if they're really willing to lease out their starter pokemon for ditto related sex marathons in the day care centre.
I have come across a startling issue. I cannot get Zorua. Why? Because I have the Wrong Celebi ... ... ... how in the name of pikachu's nutsack can I have the WRONG Celebi?!!
For those of you who don't know, Celebi is the equivalent of Mew from the 1st Generation of Red/Blue games found in the original release of gold/silver/crystal.
I have a celebi, its from Fire red. But it seems that this Celebi will not do at all. No no no. Apparently, unless I went up to a nintendo even to get the little green smeggy git for Soul silver/Heart Gold, I can't use it to iunlock the event in Black/White to generate the little dark-type fuzzball Zorua.
How the sodding hell is this at all even in the least singular bit fair? Why can one not account for all. They hardly do any UK releases for legendary types if you're not priviledged and pretentious enough to love in london. I am quite annoyed by this *growls* I'm going to end up with everything except Zorua/Zoroark and the three other legendary types that nintendo won't deem fit to release until next year when everyones forgotten about Pokémon again.
It really does grind my gears.
Incidentally, if anybody who goes to the Manchester meets can help me with this (and doesn't have a celebi or zorua that you generated usinf action replay because those things wreck your game) then I would muchly appreciate your assistance.
So, for anybody who cares where I'm at with Black/White and feels they can top me, my current staus stands as follows:
SEEN: 565. OWN: 488
I'm working on the rest. There's 649 now altogether (another irritatingly non-rounded number).
Let's see how I'm doing in a weeks time.
TTFN
For reasons beyond my control, I have a very specific OCD concerning the completion of sets. I lways finished off my Sticker Albums (even sending off to panini for missing ones), I'm in the process of collecting all the Doctor Who DVDs (new and classic ... I only need about 29 more and they're yet to be released - I wait impatiently), and even though BPRD has gone to the dogs I still get it because I have an unwarranted need to complete sets.
You get the picture.
So you can imagine the horror I feel each time Nintendo cheerfully announce that their profit margins need a boost and so they're going to issue ANOTHER set of Pokémon games. *long sigh*
Now, I have both Black and white because I don't like having to wait for other people to catch up and decide if they're really willing to lease out their starter pokemon for ditto related sex marathons in the day care centre.
I have come across a startling issue. I cannot get Zorua. Why? Because I have the Wrong Celebi ... ... ... how in the name of pikachu's nutsack can I have the WRONG Celebi?!!
For those of you who don't know, Celebi is the equivalent of Mew from the 1st Generation of Red/Blue games found in the original release of gold/silver/crystal.
I have a celebi, its from Fire red. But it seems that this Celebi will not do at all. No no no. Apparently, unless I went up to a nintendo even to get the little green smeggy git for Soul silver/Heart Gold, I can't use it to iunlock the event in Black/White to generate the little dark-type fuzzball Zorua.
How the sodding hell is this at all even in the least singular bit fair? Why can one not account for all. They hardly do any UK releases for legendary types if you're not priviledged and pretentious enough to love in london. I am quite annoyed by this *growls* I'm going to end up with everything except Zorua/Zoroark and the three other legendary types that nintendo won't deem fit to release until next year when everyones forgotten about Pokémon again.
It really does grind my gears.
Incidentally, if anybody who goes to the Manchester meets can help me with this (and doesn't have a celebi or zorua that you generated usinf action replay because those things wreck your game) then I would muchly appreciate your assistance.
So, for anybody who cares where I'm at with Black/White and feels they can top me, my current staus stands as follows:
SEEN: 565. OWN: 488
I'm working on the rest. There's 649 now altogether (another irritatingly non-rounded number).
Let's see how I'm doing in a weeks time.
TTFN
Hogwarts Meme
Posted 14 years agoI gots this from 
vulpes
GRYFFINDOR:
[]You’ve never done illegal drugs.
[X]You have a lot of friends
[X]You get along with everyone
[ ]You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months
[]You love soccer (I don't get why this denominates someone as a Gryffindor tbh)
[ ]You love baseball
[X]You’re into writing and art
[ ]Favorite music genre is pop rock
[ ]You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory
[ ]One of your favorite colors is red or gold
[X]Good grades at school
[ ]One of the worst things you can do is lie
[X]You plan on going to college/university (done it)
TOTAL: 5
HUFFLEPUFF:
[ ]You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[X]You laugh a lot.
[ ]You like to follow trends.
[X]Politics suck.
[X]You love to swim
[ ]Water polo is awesome
[ ]Pink is one of your favorite colors
[ ]Black is morbid & depressing
[ ]You’re an optimist.
[ ]You’re completely straight edged.
[X]You’re very emotional
[ ]Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre (to the creator of this meme: What part of the Hufflepuff mandate denotes rap & rnb? is it just because of that terrible "black and yellow" song? )
[X]You don’t believe in going steady at a young age.
[ ]You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.
TOTAL: 4
RAVENCLAW:
[X]You’re depressed to a certain extent.
[X]You love to read.
[X]You appreciate theater & arts.
[X]Sports suck.
[ ]You’re shy.
[ ]Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.
[ ]Hate is completely unneeded.
[X]Indie is your favorite genre of music.
[X]Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.
[X]Lying is sometimes okay
[ ]Blue is one of your favorite colors.
[ ]Serious is better than funny.
TOTAL: 7
SLYTHERIN:
[X]There’s at least one person you hate.
[]Basketball is a good sport.
[ ]Football is amazing.
[X]Black is a cool colour (Slytheryn's colours are Green and Silver)
[X]You’ve lied about something serious.
[X]You’re a very deep person.
[ ]You have considered suicide.
[X]Very loyal (surely this makes you a Hufflepuff/Gryffindor?)
[X]You like metal.
[ ]They make school seem more important than it is.
[ ]You’re scared to grow up.
[ ]You’ve done drugs in the past month
[ ]Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[X]You have trust issues.
[ ]Guilty until proven innocent.
TOTAL: 7
So, part smarty-pants Ravenclaw and part deceiving Slytherin.
... Call me cynical but I don't think this meme was thought through properly ... even if the result was kinda correct ...
vulpesGRYFFINDOR:
[]You’ve never done illegal drugs.
[X]You have a lot of friends
[X]You get along with everyone
[ ]You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months
[]You love soccer (I don't get why this denominates someone as a Gryffindor tbh)
[ ]You love baseball
[X]You’re into writing and art
[ ]Favorite music genre is pop rock
[ ]You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory
[ ]One of your favorite colors is red or gold
[X]Good grades at school
[ ]One of the worst things you can do is lie
[X]You plan on going to college/university (done it)
TOTAL: 5
HUFFLEPUFF:
[ ]You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[X]You laugh a lot.
[ ]You like to follow trends.
[X]Politics suck.
[X]You love to swim
[ ]Water polo is awesome
[ ]Pink is one of your favorite colors
[ ]Black is morbid & depressing
[ ]You’re an optimist.
[ ]You’re completely straight edged.
[X]You’re very emotional
[ ]Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre (to the creator of this meme: What part of the Hufflepuff mandate denotes rap & rnb? is it just because of that terrible "black and yellow" song? )
[X]You don’t believe in going steady at a young age.
[ ]You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.
TOTAL: 4
RAVENCLAW:
[X]You’re depressed to a certain extent.
[X]You love to read.
[X]You appreciate theater & arts.
[X]Sports suck.
[ ]You’re shy.
[ ]Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.
[ ]Hate is completely unneeded.
[X]Indie is your favorite genre of music.
[X]Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.
[X]Lying is sometimes okay
[ ]Blue is one of your favorite colors.
[ ]Serious is better than funny.
TOTAL: 7
SLYTHERIN:
[X]There’s at least one person you hate.
[]Basketball is a good sport.
[ ]Football is amazing.
[X]Black is a cool colour (Slytheryn's colours are Green and Silver)
[X]You’ve lied about something serious.
[X]You’re a very deep person.
[ ]You have considered suicide.
[X]Very loyal (surely this makes you a Hufflepuff/Gryffindor?)
[X]You like metal.
[ ]They make school seem more important than it is.
[ ]You’re scared to grow up.
[ ]You’ve done drugs in the past month
[ ]Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[X]You have trust issues.
[ ]Guilty until proven innocent.
TOTAL: 7
So, part smarty-pants Ravenclaw and part deceiving Slytherin.
... Call me cynical but I don't think this meme was thought through properly ... even if the result was kinda correct ...
Tickle Fetish Meme
Posted 14 years agoIn the last journal I posted (Foot Fetish Meme) one of the comments said that there should be a Tickle Fetish Meme to go along with it.
I had a little look and decided that the only way to do this properly was to do it myself.
TICKLE FETISH MEME
There are two parts to this meme. One half for people who like to BE tickled, and one half for people that like to DO the tickling.
Please delete the half that does not apply to you, or simply fill out both if you do indeed, like to be tickled yourself and to tickle others.
SECTION ONE: BEING TICKLED
This section is for people who prefer to BE tickled.
1. Please State your Age, Sex and Orientation: 25, Male and Gay.
2. Where are you ticklish? (Pits? Feet? Sides? Just behind your Balls?) - list all of the places that you are ticklish, we will cover specifics later: I'm actually ticklish pretty much everywhere. I'm not joking, even my elbows and eyelids are ticklish!
3. Out of the places on your body listed in the last Question, Where are you most Ticklish? : My Feet, deffinitely.
4. Okay, so we know where you're ticklish. But if you were going to be tickled, where would you actually prefer to be tickled? This isn't about where you're most ticklish, but where you would most like to be tickled on your body: Again, on my feet ^^ I'm a glutten for punishment, and as I've got a foot fetish too, it makes the experience much better for me.
5. How ticklish exactly are you on you're most ticklsh spots?
a) Barely a giggle/ not at all ticklish.
b) Light chuckling.
c) Steady Laughter.
d) Howling with Laughter.
e) Laughing So Much I think I'm going to explode.
I'm probably somwhere between d and e.
6. Do you prefer to be free to escape or do you prefer to be in some sort of bondage while you are being tickled? : I have a motto listed as my signiture on the forums. "Tie Me Up - Tickle Me Down" the more restrained I am, the better.
7. Okay, so, you're going to be tickled. Would you rather it be by one or by multiple tickers?: Seriously, the more the merrier!
8. And would you prefer the person(s) tickling you be other people who can be talked to, reasoned with and even torment you? Or would you prefer it to be something mechanical like a tickling machine or even non-responsive ticklers like tentacles?:
I'd actually choose any/all of the above ... doesn't even have to be seperate occasions.
9. Okay, so, once again, you're going to be tickled. Do you want to be blindfolded and/or gagged? And if so, what with? (Regular blindfolds/scalf/bondage hood/mask) / (ball gags.penis gags/ old socks) - and please pick your favourite rather than just saying "anything" :
Not in every circumstance but being blindfolded and gagged some times is good ^^ as for the materials, Well any of the examples would be ace, but I think, if I had to choose, id have a regular blindfold and for a gag? ... id have to go with the old socks! Sweatier the better :3
10. While you're being tickled, would you like to be tortured in multiple other ways too? (e.g. being edged/ orgasm denial/ milking/ strategically placed vibrators/ humiliation/ being yiffed/ itching powder/ others -be specific and pick out a favourite):
Well, again, id quite like for ALL of the above to happen to me. But for specifics, out of what I can think of, id quite like to be Edged and Milked. Or at least to be made to orgasm. Only because you get hypersensitive after you cum and the tickles are much more ... tickly ^^
11. Do you prefer to be tickled by the same sex or the opposite sex? Or even one of the more confusing ones in the middle?: Same Sex please. Each and every time.
12. What's your favourite thing to be tickled with? (e.g fingers/ feathers/ brushes) : Probably those hair brushes with the little plastic balls on the spokes. They're the best tickle tools I've ever had used on me ^^.
13. Have you ever actually been tickled? If Yes, tell us a little bit about it. If you've been tickled multiple times, pick out your best tickle experience.
I've been tickled lots of times ^^ and it happens a lot these days :D they're all awesome cause I love tickling. So I'll pick out the first time that I was properly tied up and tickled.
Anyone that's read my journals before will know about my friend who I discovered had a foot fetish like me, well that also extended to a tickle fetish. I remember him suggesting it to me and, now that I think about it, it might have even been him who first got me into tickling. I must have been 13 or 14 at the time. I was staying over at his house after school on a Friday and we'd been quite comfortably indulging eachother's fetishes for a while.
In this particular first instance (which was the first of many) First off, he tied my hands behind me, tied my ankles and tied my legs together below my knees. Then, he wrapped me up tightly in his duvet (I even remember that he had Mortal Kombat sheets :3 ) and tied it up really tightly, then positioned me at the very end of his bed and tied my ankles to the bed end.
He'd already made me take my shoes and socks off earlier ... ( that's a story for another day ^^ ) and he licked my feet for ages before he started tickling my soles. And he tickled the crap out of me. He used his fingers, his tongue, the toothbrush that id brought with me to use while I stayed over at his house (a brush that, not only did me make me later tickle his feet with, he also made me brush my teeth with it), and his hairbrush ... which may have made me climax <.< ... >.> ... I'm not sure at what point he decided that I was making too much noise, but he gagged me with his socks after a while.
Later he made me lick his feet clean before he'd untie me ... but again, this is a story for another day.
THIS NEXT SECTION IS FOR PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO TICKLE OTHERS. IF THIS DOES NOT APPLY TO YOU, PLEASE DELETE THE SECTION.
SECTION TWO: TICKLING OTHERS
1. Please state your Age, Sex and Orientation. As above, 25, Male, Gay.
2. Where do you most prefer to tickle other people? Anywhere specific or do you tickle everywhere? : I'd always go for the feet first, and if those weren't ticklish, id go for the pits and sides.
3. Do you prefer your tickle victims to be tied up or free to get away? Always tied up, helpless.
4. Do you have any prefered aparatus to restrain your victims (if you answered "tied up" to the previous question). (e.g. rope, shackles, stocks, cages): stocks. Preferably ones that can accommodate the head, wrists AND ankles.
5. Again, if you answered that you prefered your tickle victims to be tied up, do you have a preferred position? (e.g. hogtied/ suspended/ spread-eagle)
Spread eagle's good :3 minimal ability to squirm and wriggle.
6. Do you like to blindfold and/or gag your tickle victims? If so, what with? (e.g. normal blindfolds, bondage hoods etc) / (ball gags, penis gags, old socks etc):
Yes to both. If I can't get hold of a bondage hood that encorporates both, id settle for a regular blindfold, and a pair of my rankest, sweatiest sock. One in the mouth, and one balled up and tied under their nose ^^ breathe deep :3
7. Do you prefer to tickle your victim alone? Or with other ticklers?: hmmm, both have merit. But multiple ticklers can be a lot of fun.
8. Would you prefer to tickle multiple victims or stick to just the one?: again, both have merit. But I'll stick to working on the one ... unless you can get me twins.
9. Do you prefer to tickle people of the same or the opposite sex? Or one of the other variations that straddle the middle?: Same sex every time. Gimme boys to torture ^^
10. Do you hava favourite tickle tool? (e.g. Your own fingers, feathers, brushes etc?): Hair brushes :D so very tickly!
11. Do you like to encorporate any other tortures into your tickling? (e.g. edging, orgasm denial, milking, humiliation, forced foot licking, some sort of pain-related torture etc): Multiple orgasms through milking so they get more tired and can't struggle at all, and plus, so they get hypersensitive and more tickly from the orgasms :3 ... and id make em clean my feet too if they want a break from the tickles :D
12. Have you ever actually tickled somone else? Tell us about your best experience briefly ... or at length:
Again, I tickle people a lot, so I'll go back to my first proper time.
I forget the full circumstances, but I was staying at my cousins' house. And for one reason or another, my younger cousin started talking about tickling. I was already very much into tickling at this point, I think I was either 14 or 15 by this point. My younger cousin therefore would have been the same age and his older brother a year older.
Like I said, I don't remember how we got into the situation, but we ended up with my younger cousin losing a bet and ended up being tied up in a reclining chair. I think the forefeit was just to be tied up, but his bare feet were right there .... and utterly helpless. So I went to work on them. Best thing about it was, rather than calling me a weirdo and pulling me off, his brother joined in, tickling his sides ^^ we tickled himfor absolutely AGES :3
Okay so, fill this out of you've got a tickle fetish of some kind or another.
If you post the journal yourselves rather than simply replying here, please will you leave me a link here so I can go look?
Thanks muchly :D
Happy Tickling everyone ^^
I had a little look and decided that the only way to do this properly was to do it myself.
TICKLE FETISH MEME
There are two parts to this meme. One half for people who like to BE tickled, and one half for people that like to DO the tickling.
Please delete the half that does not apply to you, or simply fill out both if you do indeed, like to be tickled yourself and to tickle others.
SECTION ONE: BEING TICKLED
This section is for people who prefer to BE tickled.
1. Please State your Age, Sex and Orientation: 25, Male and Gay.
2. Where are you ticklish? (Pits? Feet? Sides? Just behind your Balls?) - list all of the places that you are ticklish, we will cover specifics later: I'm actually ticklish pretty much everywhere. I'm not joking, even my elbows and eyelids are ticklish!
3. Out of the places on your body listed in the last Question, Where are you most Ticklish? : My Feet, deffinitely.
4. Okay, so we know where you're ticklish. But if you were going to be tickled, where would you actually prefer to be tickled? This isn't about where you're most ticklish, but where you would most like to be tickled on your body: Again, on my feet ^^ I'm a glutten for punishment, and as I've got a foot fetish too, it makes the experience much better for me.
5. How ticklish exactly are you on you're most ticklsh spots?
a) Barely a giggle/ not at all ticklish.
b) Light chuckling.
c) Steady Laughter.
d) Howling with Laughter.
e) Laughing So Much I think I'm going to explode.
I'm probably somwhere between d and e.
6. Do you prefer to be free to escape or do you prefer to be in some sort of bondage while you are being tickled? : I have a motto listed as my signiture on the forums. "Tie Me Up - Tickle Me Down" the more restrained I am, the better.
7. Okay, so, you're going to be tickled. Would you rather it be by one or by multiple tickers?: Seriously, the more the merrier!
8. And would you prefer the person(s) tickling you be other people who can be talked to, reasoned with and even torment you? Or would you prefer it to be something mechanical like a tickling machine or even non-responsive ticklers like tentacles?:
I'd actually choose any/all of the above ... doesn't even have to be seperate occasions.
9. Okay, so, once again, you're going to be tickled. Do you want to be blindfolded and/or gagged? And if so, what with? (Regular blindfolds/scalf/bondage hood/mask) / (ball gags.penis gags/ old socks) - and please pick your favourite rather than just saying "anything" :
Not in every circumstance but being blindfolded and gagged some times is good ^^ as for the materials, Well any of the examples would be ace, but I think, if I had to choose, id have a regular blindfold and for a gag? ... id have to go with the old socks! Sweatier the better :3
10. While you're being tickled, would you like to be tortured in multiple other ways too? (e.g. being edged/ orgasm denial/ milking/ strategically placed vibrators/ humiliation/ being yiffed/ itching powder/ others -be specific and pick out a favourite):
Well, again, id quite like for ALL of the above to happen to me. But for specifics, out of what I can think of, id quite like to be Edged and Milked. Or at least to be made to orgasm. Only because you get hypersensitive after you cum and the tickles are much more ... tickly ^^
11. Do you prefer to be tickled by the same sex or the opposite sex? Or even one of the more confusing ones in the middle?: Same Sex please. Each and every time.
12. What's your favourite thing to be tickled with? (e.g fingers/ feathers/ brushes) : Probably those hair brushes with the little plastic balls on the spokes. They're the best tickle tools I've ever had used on me ^^.
13. Have you ever actually been tickled? If Yes, tell us a little bit about it. If you've been tickled multiple times, pick out your best tickle experience.
I've been tickled lots of times ^^ and it happens a lot these days :D they're all awesome cause I love tickling. So I'll pick out the first time that I was properly tied up and tickled.
Anyone that's read my journals before will know about my friend who I discovered had a foot fetish like me, well that also extended to a tickle fetish. I remember him suggesting it to me and, now that I think about it, it might have even been him who first got me into tickling. I must have been 13 or 14 at the time. I was staying over at his house after school on a Friday and we'd been quite comfortably indulging eachother's fetishes for a while.
In this particular first instance (which was the first of many) First off, he tied my hands behind me, tied my ankles and tied my legs together below my knees. Then, he wrapped me up tightly in his duvet (I even remember that he had Mortal Kombat sheets :3 ) and tied it up really tightly, then positioned me at the very end of his bed and tied my ankles to the bed end.
He'd already made me take my shoes and socks off earlier ... ( that's a story for another day ^^ ) and he licked my feet for ages before he started tickling my soles. And he tickled the crap out of me. He used his fingers, his tongue, the toothbrush that id brought with me to use while I stayed over at his house (a brush that, not only did me make me later tickle his feet with, he also made me brush my teeth with it), and his hairbrush ... which may have made me climax <.< ... >.> ... I'm not sure at what point he decided that I was making too much noise, but he gagged me with his socks after a while.
Later he made me lick his feet clean before he'd untie me ... but again, this is a story for another day.
THIS NEXT SECTION IS FOR PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO TICKLE OTHERS. IF THIS DOES NOT APPLY TO YOU, PLEASE DELETE THE SECTION.
SECTION TWO: TICKLING OTHERS
1. Please state your Age, Sex and Orientation. As above, 25, Male, Gay.
2. Where do you most prefer to tickle other people? Anywhere specific or do you tickle everywhere? : I'd always go for the feet first, and if those weren't ticklish, id go for the pits and sides.
3. Do you prefer your tickle victims to be tied up or free to get away? Always tied up, helpless.
4. Do you have any prefered aparatus to restrain your victims (if you answered "tied up" to the previous question). (e.g. rope, shackles, stocks, cages): stocks. Preferably ones that can accommodate the head, wrists AND ankles.
5. Again, if you answered that you prefered your tickle victims to be tied up, do you have a preferred position? (e.g. hogtied/ suspended/ spread-eagle)
Spread eagle's good :3 minimal ability to squirm and wriggle.
6. Do you like to blindfold and/or gag your tickle victims? If so, what with? (e.g. normal blindfolds, bondage hoods etc) / (ball gags, penis gags, old socks etc):
Yes to both. If I can't get hold of a bondage hood that encorporates both, id settle for a regular blindfold, and a pair of my rankest, sweatiest sock. One in the mouth, and one balled up and tied under their nose ^^ breathe deep :3
7. Do you prefer to tickle your victim alone? Or with other ticklers?: hmmm, both have merit. But multiple ticklers can be a lot of fun.
8. Would you prefer to tickle multiple victims or stick to just the one?: again, both have merit. But I'll stick to working on the one ... unless you can get me twins.
9. Do you prefer to tickle people of the same or the opposite sex? Or one of the other variations that straddle the middle?: Same sex every time. Gimme boys to torture ^^
10. Do you hava favourite tickle tool? (e.g. Your own fingers, feathers, brushes etc?): Hair brushes :D so very tickly!
11. Do you like to encorporate any other tortures into your tickling? (e.g. edging, orgasm denial, milking, humiliation, forced foot licking, some sort of pain-related torture etc): Multiple orgasms through milking so they get more tired and can't struggle at all, and plus, so they get hypersensitive and more tickly from the orgasms :3 ... and id make em clean my feet too if they want a break from the tickles :D
12. Have you ever actually tickled somone else? Tell us about your best experience briefly ... or at length:
Again, I tickle people a lot, so I'll go back to my first proper time.
I forget the full circumstances, but I was staying at my cousins' house. And for one reason or another, my younger cousin started talking about tickling. I was already very much into tickling at this point, I think I was either 14 or 15 by this point. My younger cousin therefore would have been the same age and his older brother a year older.
Like I said, I don't remember how we got into the situation, but we ended up with my younger cousin losing a bet and ended up being tied up in a reclining chair. I think the forefeit was just to be tied up, but his bare feet were right there .... and utterly helpless. So I went to work on them. Best thing about it was, rather than calling me a weirdo and pulling me off, his brother joined in, tickling his sides ^^ we tickled himfor absolutely AGES :3
Okay so, fill this out of you've got a tickle fetish of some kind or another.
If you post the journal yourselves rather than simply replying here, please will you leave me a link here so I can go look?
Thanks muchly :D
Happy Tickling everyone ^^
Foot Fetish Meme.
Posted 14 years agoI got this from 
coolkidex
Whats your age/sex? 25. Male
What age did you "get into" feet? I dunno, about 11 or 12
Barefeet or socked feet? bare feet. Always.
Into smelly feet or clean? It depends on the situation, but I like them both.
Whats your fav foot smell? (clean,mild,rank etc.) It really does depend on the situation, but I do like a nice pair of really rank feet that need a clean ^^ And by that, I mean foot musk, not actual dirt.
Ever give a foot massage? When? Who? I've given quite a lot. Mostly to my current Mate and my mates before him. And I'm always wlling to give them to any takers ^^
Ever lick feet or suck toes? When? Who? I certainly do. Have been doing since I was in school. I've done it for plenty of people, often under the guise of it being a forefeit I'm grudgingly being forced to do :P
Ever get a foot massage? When? By who? Yes but I much pefer to give them. I spent the night at a friend's house a couple of months ago and he really likes feet too. He gave me a nice foot massage.
Ever have your feet licked or toes sucked? When/Who by? Yes, same night as described in the last qusion.
Boy feet or girl feet? Boy feet. They're attached to boys :P
Do you check out peoples feet in public? I'd really like to answer 'no' to this question ... but I very much do ... I stare quite unashamedly and hope nobody sees me *blushes*
Ever compliment someone about having nice feet? Only my b/fs and very, very close friends ... and only if it was true ^^
Favorite part of foot? (toes, ankles, soles, arches) Soles and toes
Ever steal a persons socks? If yes who? Yes. One of my old friends who had exceptionally smelly feet, and thusly, really rank socks. He used to wear them for days and days and I went to his house a lot. I helped myself to a pair once or twice and then returned them the net time I went round without him noticing :P
Ever sniff a persons socks? If yes who? Yes ... that's why I stole them.
Are you into socks? If yes what type? Not as much as feet, but anice pair of really rank socks are always good. I prefer white ones ... or, ones that used to be white, as you can see exactly how rank they've become :D
Ever "get off" using someones socks? who's socks? ... <.< ... >.> ... maybe ... It wasn't just the socks but I did use them while in the process of getting off. Although, if we're talking about getting of in socks, one of my old boyfriends once came into one of his old socks made me cum into the other and then made me wear them :P
Ever get a "foot job"? if yes by who? when? Yes, by a couple of my b/f's
Ever give a "foot job"? if yes to whom? when? Uhm ... just the once I think.
If yes was it with barefeet or with socks? Barefoot. It would never occur to me to do it while wearing socks.
Socks with sandals? hot or not? I should have a legal right to execute on-sight any person wearing socks with their sandals.
Anklets/ankle bracelets? hot or not? Not unless its a cuff or shackle ^^
Whats your foot size? 9 1/2
Do you have high, medium or low arches? Medium.
Your toes: long, short, rounded etc.? Long. Someone once described them as "finger toes"
Are your feet smooth or rough? Mostly smooth. A couple of minor rough patches if I don't maintain them regularly.
Are you foot shy? or Love to show your feet? I'm not shy. I love being barefoot. If people see, then *shrugs* people see.
Describe what you wore on your feet today? Nothing, I've been barefoot since I took off my shoes and socks at 8ish last night
Do you have a footwear fetish? if yes describe Nope.
Apparently, anybody with a foot fetish needs to do this ... I didn't make that rule up btw.
coolkidexWhats your age/sex? 25. Male
What age did you "get into" feet? I dunno, about 11 or 12
Barefeet or socked feet? bare feet. Always.
Into smelly feet or clean? It depends on the situation, but I like them both.
Whats your fav foot smell? (clean,mild,rank etc.) It really does depend on the situation, but I do like a nice pair of really rank feet that need a clean ^^ And by that, I mean foot musk, not actual dirt.
Ever give a foot massage? When? Who? I've given quite a lot. Mostly to my current Mate and my mates before him. And I'm always wlling to give them to any takers ^^
Ever lick feet or suck toes? When? Who? I certainly do. Have been doing since I was in school. I've done it for plenty of people, often under the guise of it being a forefeit I'm grudgingly being forced to do :P
Ever get a foot massage? When? By who? Yes but I much pefer to give them. I spent the night at a friend's house a couple of months ago and he really likes feet too. He gave me a nice foot massage.
Ever have your feet licked or toes sucked? When/Who by? Yes, same night as described in the last qusion.
Boy feet or girl feet? Boy feet. They're attached to boys :P
Do you check out peoples feet in public? I'd really like to answer 'no' to this question ... but I very much do ... I stare quite unashamedly and hope nobody sees me *blushes*
Ever compliment someone about having nice feet? Only my b/fs and very, very close friends ... and only if it was true ^^
Favorite part of foot? (toes, ankles, soles, arches) Soles and toes
Ever steal a persons socks? If yes who? Yes. One of my old friends who had exceptionally smelly feet, and thusly, really rank socks. He used to wear them for days and days and I went to his house a lot. I helped myself to a pair once or twice and then returned them the net time I went round without him noticing :P
Ever sniff a persons socks? If yes who? Yes ... that's why I stole them.
Are you into socks? If yes what type? Not as much as feet, but anice pair of really rank socks are always good. I prefer white ones ... or, ones that used to be white, as you can see exactly how rank they've become :D
Ever "get off" using someones socks? who's socks? ... <.< ... >.> ... maybe ... It wasn't just the socks but I did use them while in the process of getting off. Although, if we're talking about getting of in socks, one of my old boyfriends once came into one of his old socks made me cum into the other and then made me wear them :P
Ever get a "foot job"? if yes by who? when? Yes, by a couple of my b/f's
Ever give a "foot job"? if yes to whom? when? Uhm ... just the once I think.
If yes was it with barefeet or with socks? Barefoot. It would never occur to me to do it while wearing socks.
Socks with sandals? hot or not? I should have a legal right to execute on-sight any person wearing socks with their sandals.
Anklets/ankle bracelets? hot or not? Not unless its a cuff or shackle ^^
Whats your foot size? 9 1/2
Do you have high, medium or low arches? Medium.
Your toes: long, short, rounded etc.? Long. Someone once described them as "finger toes"
Are your feet smooth or rough? Mostly smooth. A couple of minor rough patches if I don't maintain them regularly.
Are you foot shy? or Love to show your feet? I'm not shy. I love being barefoot. If people see, then *shrugs* people see.
Describe what you wore on your feet today? Nothing, I've been barefoot since I took off my shoes and socks at 8ish last night
Do you have a footwear fetish? if yes describe Nope.
Apparently, anybody with a foot fetish needs to do this ... I didn't make that rule up btw.
Non-Optional Social Convention for New Years
Posted 14 years agoAs I sit here on a (now delayed) replacement bus service, standing in for a train that was delayed to begin with and wondering if any jury in the land would convict me for marching over to the Northen Rail headquarters and opening fire ... assuming of course I didn't change my mind on what would most likely be a 20 hour journey charged at premium peak rates to get there.
However, it occurs to me as I sit here that I should conform to the nicities of the season and wish everyone watching me on FA, and any non-watchers who stumble upon this while browsing through my gallery/user-page (as it is unreasonable to assume that anybody else on FA or the internet as a whole would read this journal ... and I don't even have hopes ascended enough to be described as 'high' that any of my actual watchers will take the time to read this before declaring "TLDR" as though its a novel concept), a HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Now, I have seen several journals stating the same from many different members, many of which I have ignored for the same reason that most will ignore this journal. Rather than responding to each and every one with a mundane and obsolete parroting of good-will gestures, I have decided to simply state an all-round pleasantry to accommodate all factors.
So please do not take it as a personal insult if I have not replied to anybody's Happy-New-Year journal, in the same vein, I will not think any less of those who do not read or take the time to reply to this journal.
So, it is my hope that, with the exception of those who don't deserve it (and I mean the generally assholic, terminally hard-of-thinking, chavs, the French anybody who has ever sat down to watch The X-faxtor/Jeremy Kyle/Britains Got Talent or I'm a Z-list Nobody Hoping To Resurrect My Failed Career However Briefly, regarding any of the aformentioned as "good programming" and not the abolishment of decency, sense and culture en-mass they so clearly represent) that your 2011 is fantastic in all the ways that it can be. That your personal disappointments, familial hardships and pain on both a physical and mental level are all kept to a bare minimum if present at all. And that you experience good Karma througout ... unless at any point during sed term you become one of the aformentioned excluded through though, action or omission.
I am already expecting 2011 to be a terrible year frought with unnecessary price increases courtesy of raised VAT and general govornmental greed. I am also anticipating greater levels of thoroughly accepted incompetence to run rife, and for a shitstorm of unpleasantries to rain down in biblical proportions ... so, if at any point these things don't actually transpire, I'll be pleasantly surprised.
Happy New Year, everybody :3
However, it occurs to me as I sit here that I should conform to the nicities of the season and wish everyone watching me on FA, and any non-watchers who stumble upon this while browsing through my gallery/user-page (as it is unreasonable to assume that anybody else on FA or the internet as a whole would read this journal ... and I don't even have hopes ascended enough to be described as 'high' that any of my actual watchers will take the time to read this before declaring "TLDR" as though its a novel concept), a HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Now, I have seen several journals stating the same from many different members, many of which I have ignored for the same reason that most will ignore this journal. Rather than responding to each and every one with a mundane and obsolete parroting of good-will gestures, I have decided to simply state an all-round pleasantry to accommodate all factors.
So please do not take it as a personal insult if I have not replied to anybody's Happy-New-Year journal, in the same vein, I will not think any less of those who do not read or take the time to reply to this journal.
So, it is my hope that, with the exception of those who don't deserve it (and I mean the generally assholic, terminally hard-of-thinking, chavs, the French anybody who has ever sat down to watch The X-faxtor/Jeremy Kyle/Britains Got Talent or I'm a Z-list Nobody Hoping To Resurrect My Failed Career However Briefly, regarding any of the aformentioned as "good programming" and not the abolishment of decency, sense and culture en-mass they so clearly represent) that your 2011 is fantastic in all the ways that it can be. That your personal disappointments, familial hardships and pain on both a physical and mental level are all kept to a bare minimum if present at all. And that you experience good Karma througout ... unless at any point during sed term you become one of the aformentioned excluded through though, action or omission.
I am already expecting 2011 to be a terrible year frought with unnecessary price increases courtesy of raised VAT and general govornmental greed. I am also anticipating greater levels of thoroughly accepted incompetence to run rife, and for a shitstorm of unpleasantries to rain down in biblical proportions ... so, if at any point these things don't actually transpire, I'll be pleasantly surprised.
Happy New Year, everybody :3
Receptionless!!!
Posted 14 years agoI've just spent a day and a half in an area of the country with 0 reception for my mobile and, as such, no internets either.
It was terrifying :S
I wasn't even sure if the rest of humanity still existed ...
It was terrifying :S
I wasn't even sure if the rest of humanity still existed ...
10 Day Meme: Day 10
Posted 14 years agoI got this from 
bluedude
One meme per day based upon the list below:
Day One: 10 things you want to say to 10 different people right now. X
Day Two: 9 Things about yourself. X
Day Three: 8 ways to win your heart. X
Day Four: 7 things that cross your mind a lot. X
Day Five: 6 things you wish you'd never done. X
Day Six: 5 people that mean a lot to you (in no particular order). X
Day Seven: 4 turn offs. X
Day Eight: 3 turn ons. X
Day Nine: 2 smilies that describe your life right now. X
Day Ten: One confession.
Ooookaaaaaaaaay, so, a confession is it?
I was thinking long and hard about this yesterday and I was really stuck until I was reminded of something that I used to do ... *blushes sheepishly*
Okay so, anybody that knows me will have some inkling that I'm very much one for liking feet and for being dominated. And, when I first came to the realisation that I liked these things (bearing in mind this was around 97/98 there was no real internet for me to go and look at, and there was certainly no literature about it. Nothing to tell me that this is ... not a Normal thing, but certainly that it goes on quite often and that I was privy to the most common fetishes ... I didn't even know what a fetish was, I was raised in a religious household, I thought I was just really, really weird.
But, being a sexually frustrated teenager, I had to get my kicks some way, and playing with peoples feet isn't something that you just come out and ask people for, especially not for boys ... so, what I would do ... and I can't believe I'm admitting to this ... I used to make bets with my friends over stuff like computer games whereupon the loser would have to kiss the winner's feet, or lick the winner's feet clean or even be the winner's slave for a day ... and then id ensure that I always lost ... and then tried desperately to hide how rock hard I was when I carried out my "forefeit".
*blushes fiercely*
I dunno how long it'll be before I can live this down, but I knew id have to admit to something at the end of all this. So ... there you go.
Have a good day everyone.
bluedudeOne meme per day based upon the list below:
Day One: 10 things you want to say to 10 different people right now. X
Day Two: 9 Things about yourself. X
Day Three: 8 ways to win your heart. X
Day Four: 7 things that cross your mind a lot. X
Day Five: 6 things you wish you'd never done. X
Day Six: 5 people that mean a lot to you (in no particular order). X
Day Seven: 4 turn offs. X
Day Eight: 3 turn ons. X
Day Nine: 2 smilies that describe your life right now. X
Day Ten: One confession.
Ooookaaaaaaaaay, so, a confession is it?
I was thinking long and hard about this yesterday and I was really stuck until I was reminded of something that I used to do ... *blushes sheepishly*
Okay so, anybody that knows me will have some inkling that I'm very much one for liking feet and for being dominated. And, when I first came to the realisation that I liked these things (bearing in mind this was around 97/98 there was no real internet for me to go and look at, and there was certainly no literature about it. Nothing to tell me that this is ... not a Normal thing, but certainly that it goes on quite often and that I was privy to the most common fetishes ... I didn't even know what a fetish was, I was raised in a religious household, I thought I was just really, really weird.
But, being a sexually frustrated teenager, I had to get my kicks some way, and playing with peoples feet isn't something that you just come out and ask people for, especially not for boys ... so, what I would do ... and I can't believe I'm admitting to this ... I used to make bets with my friends over stuff like computer games whereupon the loser would have to kiss the winner's feet, or lick the winner's feet clean or even be the winner's slave for a day ... and then id ensure that I always lost ... and then tried desperately to hide how rock hard I was when I carried out my "forefeit".
*blushes fiercely*
I dunno how long it'll be before I can live this down, but I knew id have to admit to something at the end of all this. So ... there you go.
Have a good day everyone.
10 Day Meme: Day 9
Posted 14 years agoI got this from bluedude
One meme per day based upon the list below:
Day One: 10 things you want to say to 10 different people right now. X
Day Two: 9 Things about yourself. X
Day Three: 8 ways to win your heart. X
Day Four: 7 things that cross your mind a lot. X
Day Five: 6 things you wish you'd never done. X
Day Six: 5 people that mean a lot to you (in no particular order). X
Day Seven: 4 turn offs. X
Day Eight: 3 turn ons. X
Day Nine: 2 smilies that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession.
2 smilies to describe my life at present.
Out of the list, I'm going to go for:
Cause I left a job I hate and I get a much better one in January. Plus, I have the best boyfriend ever.
And
Simply because most of the time, I don't have a clue what's going on.
Apparently I gotta think of something to confess tomorrow ...
bluedudeOne meme per day based upon the list below:
Day One: 10 things you want to say to 10 different people right now. X
Day Two: 9 Things about yourself. X
Day Three: 8 ways to win your heart. X
Day Four: 7 things that cross your mind a lot. X
Day Five: 6 things you wish you'd never done. X
Day Six: 5 people that mean a lot to you (in no particular order). X
Day Seven: 4 turn offs. X
Day Eight: 3 turn ons. X
Day Nine: 2 smilies that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession.
2 smilies to describe my life at present.
Out of the list, I'm going to go for:
Cause I left a job I hate and I get a much better one in January. Plus, I have the best boyfriend ever.
And
Simply because most of the time, I don't have a clue what's going on.
Apparently I gotta think of something to confess tomorrow ...
10 Day Meme: Day 8
Posted 14 years agoI got this from bluedude
One meme per day based upon the list below:
Day One: 10 things you want to say to 10 different people right now. X
Day Two: 9 Things about yourself. X
Day Three: 8 ways to win your heart. X
Day Four: 7 things that cross your mind a lot. X
Day Five: 6 things you wish you'd never done. X
Day Six: 5 people that mean a lot to you (in no particular order). X
[Day Seven: 4 turn offs. X
Day Eight: 3 turn ons
Day Nine: 2 smilies that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession.
3 Turn-ons today.
Now, anybody taking a glance at my userpage will see that my likes are feet, bondage, being dominated and tickling. However, maybe today I can give you some new information about me rather than simply repeating what's already been said.
3. Orgasm Denial . The latest addition to my list of turn-ons, I've found myself quite excited by chastity devices of late. Plus marathon sessions of being repeatedly edged by my Mate for hours on end do produce quite spectacular orgasms when release is allowed. Plus, it makes you appreciate orgasms even more rather than taking them for granted.
2. Scritching . I'm an incredably hyper-sensitive person, even without orgasm (which does boost it spectacularly) and I'm ticklish absolutely everywhere. I have yet to find a spot on myself that isn't (even my elbows). So, scritching me gives such an intense feeling that it will turn me on. Scritching me for too long though, does eventually give me too much to deal with sense-wise, it makes me light headed and sedates me, and will put me to sleep ... something that quite a lot of furs often take advantage of.
1. Geek References . I know it sounds weird, but I do get a massive kick out of my geek nostalgia, and if I include a reference in what I'm saying, to see a knowing smile and a rebuttal in-keeping will surely make me want to pounce you. I know that everytime my Mate Alekan gets one of my references, it brightens my day and would have my tail wagging, along with a bubbly feeling inside that makes me love him even more.
Oh, wipe the vomit away! I know its a cloy way to end, but its true ^^
Smilies tomorrow describing my life right now, but I know you're all waiting for a confession from me. Well, youl have to wait for that, I'm afraid.
Have a good day, everyone.
bluedudeOne meme per day based upon the list below:
Day One: 10 things you want to say to 10 different people right now. X
Day Two: 9 Things about yourself. X
Day Three: 8 ways to win your heart. X
Day Four: 7 things that cross your mind a lot. X
Day Five: 6 things you wish you'd never done. X
Day Six: 5 people that mean a lot to you (in no particular order). X
[Day Seven: 4 turn offs. X
Day Eight: 3 turn ons
Day Nine: 2 smilies that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession.
3 Turn-ons today.
Now, anybody taking a glance at my userpage will see that my likes are feet, bondage, being dominated and tickling. However, maybe today I can give you some new information about me rather than simply repeating what's already been said.
3. Orgasm Denial . The latest addition to my list of turn-ons, I've found myself quite excited by chastity devices of late. Plus marathon sessions of being repeatedly edged by my Mate for hours on end do produce quite spectacular orgasms when release is allowed. Plus, it makes you appreciate orgasms even more rather than taking them for granted.
2. Scritching . I'm an incredably hyper-sensitive person, even without orgasm (which does boost it spectacularly) and I'm ticklish absolutely everywhere. I have yet to find a spot on myself that isn't (even my elbows). So, scritching me gives such an intense feeling that it will turn me on. Scritching me for too long though, does eventually give me too much to deal with sense-wise, it makes me light headed and sedates me, and will put me to sleep ... something that quite a lot of furs often take advantage of.
1. Geek References . I know it sounds weird, but I do get a massive kick out of my geek nostalgia, and if I include a reference in what I'm saying, to see a knowing smile and a rebuttal in-keeping will surely make me want to pounce you. I know that everytime my Mate Alekan gets one of my references, it brightens my day and would have my tail wagging, along with a bubbly feeling inside that makes me love him even more.
Oh, wipe the vomit away! I know its a cloy way to end, but its true ^^
Smilies tomorrow describing my life right now, but I know you're all waiting for a confession from me. Well, youl have to wait for that, I'm afraid.
Have a good day, everyone.
10 Day Meme: Day 7
Posted 14 years agoI got this from bluedude
One meme per day based upon the list below:
Day One: 10 things you want to say to 10 different people right now. X
Day Two: 9 Things about yourself. X
Day Three: 8 ways to win your heart. X
Day Four: 7 things that cross your mind a lot. X
Day Five: 6 things you wish you'd never done. X
Day Six: 5 people that mean a lot to you (in no particular order). X
Day Seven: 4 turn offs
Day Eight: 3 turn ons
Day Nine: 2 smilies that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession.
4 Turn offs, ooookay.
4. Scat/Watersports . A few people may whine at me that these are supposedly two different things but to me they're not. Same applied to people who get off on vomit. I'm a very clean person when it comes to my own personal hygeine and any kind of contact with any of the above would result in disinfecting that part of myself. It perplexes me beyond my comprehension that people could get off on being crapped on or haveing somone pee all over them ... and the thought of somone Eating or drinking it *shudders* that just makes me physically ill. Cum is fine though, btw ...no issues with that :D
3 Breathplay . Some people manage to get their kicks from being strangled or having their air supply cut off. If you're into this, just be caareful, please because so much can go wrong. I'm quite a severe asthmatic, so any kind of problems with my breathing isn't a turn-on, its a very serious possibility for me quite a lot of the time.
2. Snuff . I'm not talking about the victorian nose pollution either. Its always such a disappointment when you're reading an RP to have a sudden change of pace and for the character to be killed. It spoils it, and I don't understand the fetish, its not like you can do it, because youl be dead afterwards ... or if you're on the other side of it, shortly appearing on Crimewatch.
1. Pain . I'm not a baby and a bit of spanking or some light biting can often be fun. But when people start breaking out whips and riding crops and decide they're gonna drop hot candle wax on your scrotum them that's just going way of the line for me. Same with people who love gore in their RP's I really don't get it. Like Snuff, If your fantasy is to be crushed into a messy puddle or to have your spleen ripped out then you're always going to be frustrated because youl never be able to actually live out your fantasies ... well, you might be able to just the once, but I imagine it sounds a lot better on paper :/
Turn-ons tomorrow, and because you can pretty much find all of my fetishes with a cursory glance at my home page, I'll try to give out some stuff that most people won't know ;)
Until then, have a good day.
bluedudeOne meme per day based upon the list below:
Day One: 10 things you want to say to 10 different people right now. X
Day Two: 9 Things about yourself. X
Day Three: 8 ways to win your heart. X
Day Four: 7 things that cross your mind a lot. X
Day Five: 6 things you wish you'd never done. X
Day Six: 5 people that mean a lot to you (in no particular order). X
Day Seven: 4 turn offs
Day Eight: 3 turn ons
Day Nine: 2 smilies that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession.
4 Turn offs, ooookay.
4. Scat/Watersports . A few people may whine at me that these are supposedly two different things but to me they're not. Same applied to people who get off on vomit. I'm a very clean person when it comes to my own personal hygeine and any kind of contact with any of the above would result in disinfecting that part of myself. It perplexes me beyond my comprehension that people could get off on being crapped on or haveing somone pee all over them ... and the thought of somone Eating or drinking it *shudders* that just makes me physically ill. Cum is fine though, btw ...no issues with that :D
3 Breathplay . Some people manage to get their kicks from being strangled or having their air supply cut off. If you're into this, just be caareful, please because so much can go wrong. I'm quite a severe asthmatic, so any kind of problems with my breathing isn't a turn-on, its a very serious possibility for me quite a lot of the time.
2. Snuff . I'm not talking about the victorian nose pollution either. Its always such a disappointment when you're reading an RP to have a sudden change of pace and for the character to be killed. It spoils it, and I don't understand the fetish, its not like you can do it, because youl be dead afterwards ... or if you're on the other side of it, shortly appearing on Crimewatch.
1. Pain . I'm not a baby and a bit of spanking or some light biting can often be fun. But when people start breaking out whips and riding crops and decide they're gonna drop hot candle wax on your scrotum them that's just going way of the line for me. Same with people who love gore in their RP's I really don't get it. Like Snuff, If your fantasy is to be crushed into a messy puddle or to have your spleen ripped out then you're always going to be frustrated because youl never be able to actually live out your fantasies ... well, you might be able to just the once, but I imagine it sounds a lot better on paper :/
Turn-ons tomorrow, and because you can pretty much find all of my fetishes with a cursory glance at my home page, I'll try to give out some stuff that most people won't know ;)
Until then, have a good day.
10 Day Meme: Day 6
Posted 14 years agoI got this from bluedude
One meme per day based upon the list below:
Day One: 10 things you want to say to 10 different people right now. X
Day Two: 9 Things about yourself. X
Day Three: 8 ways to win your heart. X
Day Four: 7 things that cross your mind a lot. X
Day Five: 6 things you wish you'd never done. X
Day Six: 5 people that mean a lot to you (in no particular order)
Day Seven: 4 turn offs
Day Eight: 3 turn ons
Day Nine: 2 smilies that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession.
5 people that mean a lot to me?
This isn't exactly fair, as there's a lot of people that mean a lot to me.
No matter who I pick there are going to be people who feel left out and then be mad with me.
There's only one real way to do this ...
1. Alekan
wolfoxx My Folfy mate who means the world to me, without whom I couldn't function. He sticks with me despite all my faults. I love you, hon ^^
The other places need to be divided out through all the fantastically awesome people on FA and Ukfur whom I can't decide between, nor would I want to. You're all awesome. I'm not gonna pick, so I'll leave it up to you all. Anybody who reads this whom I know well that wants one of these places, consider it yours ... even if more than 4 people apply. I'm not bothered. All my good friends and associates get a place.
I don't care if its cheating, that's my response.
Besides, you want to be here for the next couple of days for turn offs and turn ones. Those are the interesting ones ^^
bluedudeOne meme per day based upon the list below:
Day One: 10 things you want to say to 10 different people right now. X
Day Two: 9 Things about yourself. X
Day Three: 8 ways to win your heart. X
Day Four: 7 things that cross your mind a lot. X
Day Five: 6 things you wish you'd never done. X
Day Six: 5 people that mean a lot to you (in no particular order)
Day Seven: 4 turn offs
Day Eight: 3 turn ons
Day Nine: 2 smilies that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession.
5 people that mean a lot to me?
This isn't exactly fair, as there's a lot of people that mean a lot to me.
No matter who I pick there are going to be people who feel left out and then be mad with me.
There's only one real way to do this ...
1. Alekan
wolfoxx My Folfy mate who means the world to me, without whom I couldn't function. He sticks with me despite all my faults. I love you, hon ^^The other places need to be divided out through all the fantastically awesome people on FA and Ukfur whom I can't decide between, nor would I want to. You're all awesome. I'm not gonna pick, so I'll leave it up to you all. Anybody who reads this whom I know well that wants one of these places, consider it yours ... even if more than 4 people apply. I'm not bothered. All my good friends and associates get a place.
I don't care if its cheating, that's my response.
Besides, you want to be here for the next couple of days for turn offs and turn ones. Those are the interesting ones ^^
10 Day Meme: Day 5
Posted 14 years agoI got this from bluedude
One meme per day based upon the list below:
Day One: 10 things you want to say to 10 different people right now. X
Day Two: 9 Things about yourself. X
Day Three: 8 ways to win your heart. X
Day Four: 7 things that cross your mind a lot. X
Day Five: 6 things you wish you'd never done.
Day Six: 5 people that mean a lot to you (in no particular order)
Day Seven: 4 turn offs
Day Eight: 3 turn ons
Day Nine: 2 smilies that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession.
6 things that I regret today. Okay, let's have a think.
6. Scratch . Ever been ridiculously in love with somone? So much so that you don't see that they're quite clearly using sombody who's gullible enough to run around after them, give them eveything they want, use and abuse until they no longer seem convenient or interesting enough to keep around. *sigh* I really loved him and thought we would be spending a lifetime together. Next thing I know, after seven and a half months together, I'm being dumped via email and none of my calls or messages get returned. So much for true love.
5. Working for ***** An insurance company that I will not name for what must be legal reasons. Let's use a pseudonym and call them ... eshit. Days spent taking call after call of complaints because the company has raised prices for no real reason other than to increase non-existant prophits. A company with such an inferiority complex that I must emulate the major insurers who are in a different league alltogether. Lies lies lies lies lies. And don't get me started on asking people for their Proof of No Claims Bonus ... undervalued, underpaid, harassed by operations analysis teams. I wanted to kill people when I worked there. Worst Job Ever. I've had jobs that I didn't like, but never one that made me measureably miserable.
4. Allowing My Band to Split Up . Yes, I was in a band. I was lead singer and that was working for a time. Then we let egotistical premadona guitarists believing they were the Next Pete Docherty (yes, there's actually people out there who idolize him, I could hardly believe it) and another guitarist who HAD to be the front man who decided it was his band and we were just lackies. I should have put more effort in to keep it going. Though, at the time we split up, it was a relief to have the burden off my shoulders. I miss it now though.
3. Letting My Friend build my PC . Its never worked properly. Its always had trouble. Every time I took it to him to get it fixed it would come back with several new problems and id have to buy him a 12-pack of beer for the trouble plus money for parts. Now its stopped working entirely :( and I have no money to get a new one. So I've got no msn, and all internet business is done via my smartphone :/
2. Not following up my Degree to do a Masters . It would have taken 4 more years of uni and id be flat broke now, but by the end id have a much better job, even better than the one I'm going to in the new year. Oh well *shrugs*
1. Picking up a new game in 1996 called Pokemon and deciding it would be a good thing to play . Now, this is nothing against Pokemon as a whole. This is my decision to start playing. The reason it was a bad idea is that I have OCD. And because each time they bring out a completely new set of pokemon, it renders my current set incomplete, and I have to buy the new game and loose weeks of my life collecting all the new ones AND transferring all my others onto the new cartridge. Were over the 500 mark now. Its getting out of control.
Until tomorrow :3
bluedudeOne meme per day based upon the list below:
Day One: 10 things you want to say to 10 different people right now. X
Day Two: 9 Things about yourself. X
Day Three: 8 ways to win your heart. X
Day Four: 7 things that cross your mind a lot. X
Day Five: 6 things you wish you'd never done.
Day Six: 5 people that mean a lot to you (in no particular order)
Day Seven: 4 turn offs
Day Eight: 3 turn ons
Day Nine: 2 smilies that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession.
6 things that I regret today. Okay, let's have a think.
6. Scratch . Ever been ridiculously in love with somone? So much so that you don't see that they're quite clearly using sombody who's gullible enough to run around after them, give them eveything they want, use and abuse until they no longer seem convenient or interesting enough to keep around. *sigh* I really loved him and thought we would be spending a lifetime together. Next thing I know, after seven and a half months together, I'm being dumped via email and none of my calls or messages get returned. So much for true love.
5. Working for ***** An insurance company that I will not name for what must be legal reasons. Let's use a pseudonym and call them ... eshit. Days spent taking call after call of complaints because the company has raised prices for no real reason other than to increase non-existant prophits. A company with such an inferiority complex that I must emulate the major insurers who are in a different league alltogether. Lies lies lies lies lies. And don't get me started on asking people for their Proof of No Claims Bonus ... undervalued, underpaid, harassed by operations analysis teams. I wanted to kill people when I worked there. Worst Job Ever. I've had jobs that I didn't like, but never one that made me measureably miserable.
4. Allowing My Band to Split Up . Yes, I was in a band. I was lead singer and that was working for a time. Then we let egotistical premadona guitarists believing they were the Next Pete Docherty (yes, there's actually people out there who idolize him, I could hardly believe it) and another guitarist who HAD to be the front man who decided it was his band and we were just lackies. I should have put more effort in to keep it going. Though, at the time we split up, it was a relief to have the burden off my shoulders. I miss it now though.
3. Letting My Friend build my PC . Its never worked properly. Its always had trouble. Every time I took it to him to get it fixed it would come back with several new problems and id have to buy him a 12-pack of beer for the trouble plus money for parts. Now its stopped working entirely :( and I have no money to get a new one. So I've got no msn, and all internet business is done via my smartphone :/
2. Not following up my Degree to do a Masters . It would have taken 4 more years of uni and id be flat broke now, but by the end id have a much better job, even better than the one I'm going to in the new year. Oh well *shrugs*
1. Picking up a new game in 1996 called Pokemon and deciding it would be a good thing to play . Now, this is nothing against Pokemon as a whole. This is my decision to start playing. The reason it was a bad idea is that I have OCD. And because each time they bring out a completely new set of pokemon, it renders my current set incomplete, and I have to buy the new game and loose weeks of my life collecting all the new ones AND transferring all my others onto the new cartridge. Were over the 500 mark now. Its getting out of control.
Until tomorrow :3
10 Day Meme: Day 4
Posted 14 years agoI got this from bluedude
One meme per day based upon the list below:
Day One: 10 things you want to say to 10 different people right now. X
Day Two: 9 Things about yourself. X
Day Three: 8 ways to win your heart. X
Day Four: 7 things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: 6 things you wish you'd never done.
Day Six: 5 people that mean a lot to you (in no particular order)
Day Seven: 4 turn offs
Day Eight: 3 turn ons
Day Nine: 2 smilies that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession.
7 things that cross my mind a lot, egh? Well, now. Let's have a look.
7. "I'm surrounded by idiots" . There are many frank exceptions to this rule and I'm not talking about people in my immediate company, because I feel the majority of friends/furs is have aquainted myself with are of the intelligent sort. I'm referring to the general populous at large. The public who seem to all been lobotomized and become even greater, gibbering morons than they used to be. Only in a world of brainless fucktards could Jeremy Kyle by a syndicated daytime TV god. Only a planet of the terminally hard of thinking could celebrate trash like X Factor and rave as though it is high cultured entertainment. The world has gone mad ... and not the good kind of mad, either ...
6. "I hate everything" . Again, there are frank exceptions to this rule, but in general, I find myself hating the universe. Take yesterday as an example. I was travelling to a fellow furls house on the other side of Manchester. While walking to my nearest bus stop, a bus pulled up, so I ran for it. The driver saw me, watched me cross the road, and then drove off. Feeling irked but not beaten I travelled on to the main road to catch a different bus. Hallelujah, another bus was approaching. I put my had out ... and the tosser drove straight past me.
Once I got on the next bus, it was packed with only one seat free next to a turgid old fossil who smelt like shed been dry roasted. Behind me was a toddler who had decided that she was going to sing the first three lines of Jingle Bells over and over as loud as she could. But it wasn't Jingle Bells at all, it was the tune to Jingle Bells with whatever words she deemed fit, so at one point, we had "joo joo bells, juju bowles, fishy, fishy, fish, fish la la na na da da fish ... HEY!" ... this went on for the better part of 30 minutes ... I did not have my mp3 player or headphones with me ... and all the while she was kicking my chair in an off beat attempt at percussion. Everyone else on the bus just sat there smiling whimsically and shaking their heads at the little scamps delightful musical abilities .... Am I going mad or should her Mother. WHO WAS WEARING HEADPHONES and completely ignorant of this whole thing, have told her little darling to SHUT THE HELL UP?! I was at the point of asking how long they planned to stay on the bus for when they got off ... only to be replaced by a chav couple with a massive baby buggy. They took their sprog out of the buggy, and rather than folding it away, left it in the wheelchair section, took the shrieking baby to the back of the bus ... and then started CHANGING ITS NAPPY!!! ... ... ... WTF?!!! Is that legal? Its certainly not sanitary! Its situations like this. Where I think I'm justified in stating, that I hate Everything.
5. "I'm completely out of my depth" . I keep thinking about how I need to start out on my own, get my own place, a car and look after everything that comes complete with that, and I find myself terrified by the notion that I have absolutely no idea how to go about most of those things. They should have taught us that in school rather than the paltry hour and a half of awkward sex education where the PE teacher showed us how to put a condom on ... and having to apologize when he couldn't get hard enough ...
4 "I'm being ripped off!" I remember when crisps were 32p per bag. I remember petrol being 72p per litre. The cost of absolutely everything continues to sky rocket out of all feasable proportion, all to cope with the dealings of overpaid and undertrained fucktards who buggered up the entire country, and then, instead of being sacked, either got promoted with massive bonuses or retired on hefty pensions ... NOOOOOOOOO! Make them work double time to recover the money for 0 pay, or, failing that, take them out into the field and shoot them!
3 "I want a time machine so I can go back and make Mary Whitehouse's Mother have an abortion" . If you're not certain who Mary Whitehouse is, she's the prim and proper bint who founded the convention of Political Correctness. So now, when you hear phrases like "we can't say/do that, it might offend sombody" ... its her fault. I prescribe to the school of thought that dictates, when it comes to life or poking fun at the world, either its ok to laugh at EVERYTHING or NOTHING. You can't pick and choose what's ok and what's not ok to laugh at, that defies the point. And seriously, if you tell people that you believe in shiny, miracle-working judgmental beardy/multi-limbed/self-righteous/kosher/singular deities with or without bestest best prophet buddies, then it is the right of the world to take the piss out of you for being a gullable spong.
2 "I hate Myself" . That's right, even with all the rage I throw at the world, I retain the majority of it for myself. I hate my appearence, I hate my mannerisms, I hate how I inevitably fuck up a spectacular ammount of things, I even hate how I've turned a fun Meme into an essay ... I don't hate my view of the world though, I feel that's fairly grounded in reason :/
1 "I Love My Folfy" . Yes, he's my snuggly, smexy Folfy mate and despite all of the above, he sticks around ^^ I love him so very much and I really don't know what I would do without him.
Well, join me tomorrow when we'll be discussing 6 things I regret. I promise I'll try to make it much, much shorter :P
Though id be surprised if anybodys actually read through the above :S
bluedudeOne meme per day based upon the list below:
Day One: 10 things you want to say to 10 different people right now. X
Day Two: 9 Things about yourself. X
Day Three: 8 ways to win your heart. X
Day Four: 7 things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: 6 things you wish you'd never done.
Day Six: 5 people that mean a lot to you (in no particular order)
Day Seven: 4 turn offs
Day Eight: 3 turn ons
Day Nine: 2 smilies that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession.
7 things that cross my mind a lot, egh? Well, now. Let's have a look.
7. "I'm surrounded by idiots" . There are many frank exceptions to this rule and I'm not talking about people in my immediate company, because I feel the majority of friends/furs is have aquainted myself with are of the intelligent sort. I'm referring to the general populous at large. The public who seem to all been lobotomized and become even greater, gibbering morons than they used to be. Only in a world of brainless fucktards could Jeremy Kyle by a syndicated daytime TV god. Only a planet of the terminally hard of thinking could celebrate trash like X Factor and rave as though it is high cultured entertainment. The world has gone mad ... and not the good kind of mad, either ...
6. "I hate everything" . Again, there are frank exceptions to this rule, but in general, I find myself hating the universe. Take yesterday as an example. I was travelling to a fellow furls house on the other side of Manchester. While walking to my nearest bus stop, a bus pulled up, so I ran for it. The driver saw me, watched me cross the road, and then drove off. Feeling irked but not beaten I travelled on to the main road to catch a different bus. Hallelujah, another bus was approaching. I put my had out ... and the tosser drove straight past me.
Once I got on the next bus, it was packed with only one seat free next to a turgid old fossil who smelt like shed been dry roasted. Behind me was a toddler who had decided that she was going to sing the first three lines of Jingle Bells over and over as loud as she could. But it wasn't Jingle Bells at all, it was the tune to Jingle Bells with whatever words she deemed fit, so at one point, we had "joo joo bells, juju bowles, fishy, fishy, fish, fish la la na na da da fish ... HEY!" ... this went on for the better part of 30 minutes ... I did not have my mp3 player or headphones with me ... and all the while she was kicking my chair in an off beat attempt at percussion. Everyone else on the bus just sat there smiling whimsically and shaking their heads at the little scamps delightful musical abilities .... Am I going mad or should her Mother. WHO WAS WEARING HEADPHONES and completely ignorant of this whole thing, have told her little darling to SHUT THE HELL UP?! I was at the point of asking how long they planned to stay on the bus for when they got off ... only to be replaced by a chav couple with a massive baby buggy. They took their sprog out of the buggy, and rather than folding it away, left it in the wheelchair section, took the shrieking baby to the back of the bus ... and then started CHANGING ITS NAPPY!!! ... ... ... WTF?!!! Is that legal? Its certainly not sanitary! Its situations like this. Where I think I'm justified in stating, that I hate Everything.
5. "I'm completely out of my depth" . I keep thinking about how I need to start out on my own, get my own place, a car and look after everything that comes complete with that, and I find myself terrified by the notion that I have absolutely no idea how to go about most of those things. They should have taught us that in school rather than the paltry hour and a half of awkward sex education where the PE teacher showed us how to put a condom on ... and having to apologize when he couldn't get hard enough ...
4 "I'm being ripped off!" I remember when crisps were 32p per bag. I remember petrol being 72p per litre. The cost of absolutely everything continues to sky rocket out of all feasable proportion, all to cope with the dealings of overpaid and undertrained fucktards who buggered up the entire country, and then, instead of being sacked, either got promoted with massive bonuses or retired on hefty pensions ... NOOOOOOOOO! Make them work double time to recover the money for 0 pay, or, failing that, take them out into the field and shoot them!
3 "I want a time machine so I can go back and make Mary Whitehouse's Mother have an abortion" . If you're not certain who Mary Whitehouse is, she's the prim and proper bint who founded the convention of Political Correctness. So now, when you hear phrases like "we can't say/do that, it might offend sombody" ... its her fault. I prescribe to the school of thought that dictates, when it comes to life or poking fun at the world, either its ok to laugh at EVERYTHING or NOTHING. You can't pick and choose what's ok and what's not ok to laugh at, that defies the point. And seriously, if you tell people that you believe in shiny, miracle-working judgmental beardy/multi-limbed/self-righteous/kosher/singular deities with or without bestest best prophet buddies, then it is the right of the world to take the piss out of you for being a gullable spong.
2 "I hate Myself" . That's right, even with all the rage I throw at the world, I retain the majority of it for myself. I hate my appearence, I hate my mannerisms, I hate how I inevitably fuck up a spectacular ammount of things, I even hate how I've turned a fun Meme into an essay ... I don't hate my view of the world though, I feel that's fairly grounded in reason :/
1 "I Love My Folfy" . Yes, he's my snuggly, smexy Folfy mate and despite all of the above, he sticks around ^^ I love him so very much and I really don't know what I would do without him.
Well, join me tomorrow when we'll be discussing 6 things I regret. I promise I'll try to make it much, much shorter :P
Though id be surprised if anybodys actually read through the above :S
10 Day Meme: Day 3
Posted 14 years agoI got this from bluedude
One meme per day based upon the list below:
Day One: 10 things you want to say to 10 different people right now. X
Day Two: 9 Things about yourself. X
Day Three: 8 ways to win your heart.
Day Four: 7 things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: 6 things you wish you'd never done.
Day Six: 5 people that mean a lot to you (in no particular order)
Day Seven: 4 turn offs
Day Eight: 3 turn ons
Day Nine: 2 smilies that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession.
Okay, so its Day 3, and apparently, I need to list 8 ways to win my heart. Well, that's easy.
1. Cuddles. I'm a big cuddler and I do like being held by somone. Especially if I end up being little spoon ^^
2. Time Out bars. I'm not a massive fan of chocolate, I normally prefer crisps. But when I do indulge a nice Time Out is what I look for.
3. Indulge me. Even if you're not into the things that I'm into, just humour me from time to time. I don't mean 24/7 but once in a while. And if I can bring you round to the things that turn me on and get you liking them too, then great. But if not, I don't intend to force you ... but I will pull a sad face.
4. Be a geek. I'm not talking about the look per-se, but if I quote a line from Back to the Future, or if I liken somone's new hairdo to Liono's, I really get a kick out of people knowing that stuff. And, if I propose a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spok, then id prefer a not of acceptance in place of a blank stare.
5. Let me sleep. Sleep is a prescious commodity for me. I have chronic bouts of insomnia and when I do get to sleep, I like to keep it that way for as long as possible.
6. Have a sense of humour. I know its a cliche, but seriously, everyone needs to laugh at something. It'd be a boon if you laughed at my jokes but I can appreciate they're often quite obscure. So, as long as there's a sense of humour in there somwhere, that's good enough for me.
7. Agree with me that there's no such thing as Global Warming. Well, not in the sense that everyones talking about anyway. Nobody has ever actually successfully proven that Global Warming is anything more than a Natural progressive cycle of the planet still recovering from the last ice age. There never used to be polar ice caps, they formed during the big freeze. I'm sure mankind hasn't done anything to help the process, maybe even speed it up a little. But its nothing that wasn't going to happen anyhow.
8. Stay. I'm going to mess up. And I'll do it without realizing. I'm broken in so many ways and I act/speak before it think things through. If you're going to win my heart. Just stay with me despite all that, and youl have me. I'm ever so thankful to my Folfy mate for doing just that ^^
See you tomorrow where we'll be discussing 7 things that cross my mind a lot :3
bluedudeOne meme per day based upon the list below:
Day One: 10 things you want to say to 10 different people right now. X
Day Two: 9 Things about yourself. X
Day Three: 8 ways to win your heart.
Day Four: 7 things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: 6 things you wish you'd never done.
Day Six: 5 people that mean a lot to you (in no particular order)
Day Seven: 4 turn offs
Day Eight: 3 turn ons
Day Nine: 2 smilies that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession.
Okay, so its Day 3, and apparently, I need to list 8 ways to win my heart. Well, that's easy.
1. Cuddles. I'm a big cuddler and I do like being held by somone. Especially if I end up being little spoon ^^
2. Time Out bars. I'm not a massive fan of chocolate, I normally prefer crisps. But when I do indulge a nice Time Out is what I look for.
3. Indulge me. Even if you're not into the things that I'm into, just humour me from time to time. I don't mean 24/7 but once in a while. And if I can bring you round to the things that turn me on and get you liking them too, then great. But if not, I don't intend to force you ... but I will pull a sad face.
4. Be a geek. I'm not talking about the look per-se, but if I quote a line from Back to the Future, or if I liken somone's new hairdo to Liono's, I really get a kick out of people knowing that stuff. And, if I propose a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spok, then id prefer a not of acceptance in place of a blank stare.
5. Let me sleep. Sleep is a prescious commodity for me. I have chronic bouts of insomnia and when I do get to sleep, I like to keep it that way for as long as possible.
6. Have a sense of humour. I know its a cliche, but seriously, everyone needs to laugh at something. It'd be a boon if you laughed at my jokes but I can appreciate they're often quite obscure. So, as long as there's a sense of humour in there somwhere, that's good enough for me.
7. Agree with me that there's no such thing as Global Warming. Well, not in the sense that everyones talking about anyway. Nobody has ever actually successfully proven that Global Warming is anything more than a Natural progressive cycle of the planet still recovering from the last ice age. There never used to be polar ice caps, they formed during the big freeze. I'm sure mankind hasn't done anything to help the process, maybe even speed it up a little. But its nothing that wasn't going to happen anyhow.
8. Stay. I'm going to mess up. And I'll do it without realizing. I'm broken in so many ways and I act/speak before it think things through. If you're going to win my heart. Just stay with me despite all that, and youl have me. I'm ever so thankful to my Folfy mate for doing just that ^^
See you tomorrow where we'll be discussing 7 things that cross my mind a lot :3
10 Day Meme: Day 2
Posted 14 years agoI got this from bluedude
One meme per day based upon the list below:
Day One: 10 things you want to say to 10 different people right now. X
Day Two: 9 Things about yourself.
Day Three: 8 ways to win your heart.
Day Four: 7 things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: 6 things you wish you'd never done.
Day Six: 5 people that mean a lot to you (in no particular order)
Day Seven: 4 turn offs
Day Eight: 3 turn ons
Day Nine: 2 smilies that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession.
So, its day 2 and I gotta put down 9 different things about me ... well, there's an alarm across the street that's been going off for over an hour now. I'm in the mood to go over there and smash it, but if the police come, they're gonna put 1 and 7 together to make 2 and I can do without that *dons headphones*
Anyhow. 9 things about a lil Fennec? Let me see ...
9. I'm quite easily distracted.
8. I'm my very worst critic and yet I never proofread what I write because I assume its perfect.
7. I hate myself quite severely most of the time.
6. I really like feet and I don't know why.
5. I think I've made myself immune to caffeine.
4. I'm far too lazy for my own good.
3. My left eye is all-but useless. Glasses won't fix it cause apparently its not connected to my brain properly :S
2. I own every episode of Doctor Who that's been released on DVD. Not just the new ones from 2005 onwards, my collection goes back to 1963!
1. I'm very aware that probably less than 10 people will take the time to read this. I'm doing it because I'm bored.
bluedudeOne meme per day based upon the list below:
Day One: 10 things you want to say to 10 different people right now. X
Day Two: 9 Things about yourself.
Day Three: 8 ways to win your heart.
Day Four: 7 things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: 6 things you wish you'd never done.
Day Six: 5 people that mean a lot to you (in no particular order)
Day Seven: 4 turn offs
Day Eight: 3 turn ons
Day Nine: 2 smilies that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession.
So, its day 2 and I gotta put down 9 different things about me ... well, there's an alarm across the street that's been going off for over an hour now. I'm in the mood to go over there and smash it, but if the police come, they're gonna put 1 and 7 together to make 2 and I can do without that *dons headphones*
Anyhow. 9 things about a lil Fennec? Let me see ...
9. I'm quite easily distracted.
8. I'm my very worst critic and yet I never proofread what I write because I assume its perfect.
7. I hate myself quite severely most of the time.
6. I really like feet and I don't know why.
5. I think I've made myself immune to caffeine.
4. I'm far too lazy for my own good.
3. My left eye is all-but useless. Glasses won't fix it cause apparently its not connected to my brain properly :S
2. I own every episode of Doctor Who that's been released on DVD. Not just the new ones from 2005 onwards, my collection goes back to 1963!
1. I'm very aware that probably less than 10 people will take the time to read this. I'm doing it because I'm bored.
10 Days Meme
Posted 14 years agoI got this from bluedude
One meme every day based upon a non denominational winter holiday countdown.
If you want to go along with it, here is the list of mems per-day.
Day One: 10 things you want to say to 10 different people right now.
Day Two: 9 Things about yourself.
Day Three: 8 ways to win your heart.
Day Four: 7 things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: 6 things you wish you'd never done.
Day Six: 5 people that mean a lot to you (in no particular order)
Day Seven: 4 turn offs
Day Eight: 3 turn ons
Day Nine: 2 smilies that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession.
Okay, so, day one. 10 things I want to say to 10 different people right now.
1. I love you so very much. I don't want to lose you, but I'm constantly afraid that I'll do something to push you away. Even though you say that can't happen, I can't put into words how much I worry about hurting you. And then I'll be alone again, and I don't think id be able to stand it.
2. I really need you to stop telling me how to live my life. I know you've done a bunch of stuff you're not proud of, and you've made me very aware of them. But I'm not you, and even though it doesn't look like it, I'm doing great. Can we have an actual functioning relationship now please? You know, like other families have.
3. Yeah, hello, uhm, can i place an order for delivery? Great. Can I have two orders of salt and pepper chicken wings, and a portion of king prawn noodles, and a bottle of pepsi please. Yep, that's the address. Great. (I can't say this one cause I'm on a diet :( )
4. If you would ever deem fit to get back to me, I want you to know that I'm very much over you. I've got somone who I love, who loves me back. I'm much happier now than I ever was hanging on the tidbits of affection you grudgingly gave me.
5. I'm gay! And I don't care if you like it or not! It doesn't make me a worse person and if that's really too much for you then there's nothing else for us to talk about.
6. To be honest, you really annoy me, and id prefer it of you'd stop trying to get in touch with me.
7. F*** You, and F*** your job you bald, scouse, incompetent, hypocritical arsehole! If you had any sense at all, you'd know why your company is in the shit, but then, of course you'd have to do something about it, and that would just be far too much sodding inconvenience, wouldn't it?! Let's not concern ourselves with how badly things are running, let's focus on the fact that people have newspapers on their desks and coats on the backs of chairs instead of in the lockerroom, cause that's what really matters, isn't it? You utter douche! I Quit!!!
8. You make me feel guilty for never calling, but its always supposedly up to me to get in touch. How's that remotely fair?
9. I've listened to your idea. I think you're overreaching. I don't think you're skilled enough as a writer to take on half of the projects you've convinced yourself you can do. Know your limits.
10. Bring back Heroes and Firefly you monsters D: !!!
bluedudeOne meme every day based upon a non denominational winter holiday countdown.
If you want to go along with it, here is the list of mems per-day.
Day One: 10 things you want to say to 10 different people right now.
Day Two: 9 Things about yourself.
Day Three: 8 ways to win your heart.
Day Four: 7 things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: 6 things you wish you'd never done.
Day Six: 5 people that mean a lot to you (in no particular order)
Day Seven: 4 turn offs
Day Eight: 3 turn ons
Day Nine: 2 smilies that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession.
Okay, so, day one. 10 things I want to say to 10 different people right now.
1. I love you so very much. I don't want to lose you, but I'm constantly afraid that I'll do something to push you away. Even though you say that can't happen, I can't put into words how much I worry about hurting you. And then I'll be alone again, and I don't think id be able to stand it.
2. I really need you to stop telling me how to live my life. I know you've done a bunch of stuff you're not proud of, and you've made me very aware of them. But I'm not you, and even though it doesn't look like it, I'm doing great. Can we have an actual functioning relationship now please? You know, like other families have.
3. Yeah, hello, uhm, can i place an order for delivery? Great. Can I have two orders of salt and pepper chicken wings, and a portion of king prawn noodles, and a bottle of pepsi please. Yep, that's the address. Great. (I can't say this one cause I'm on a diet :( )
4. If you would ever deem fit to get back to me, I want you to know that I'm very much over you. I've got somone who I love, who loves me back. I'm much happier now than I ever was hanging on the tidbits of affection you grudgingly gave me.
5. I'm gay! And I don't care if you like it or not! It doesn't make me a worse person and if that's really too much for you then there's nothing else for us to talk about.
6. To be honest, you really annoy me, and id prefer it of you'd stop trying to get in touch with me.
7. F*** You, and F*** your job you bald, scouse, incompetent, hypocritical arsehole! If you had any sense at all, you'd know why your company is in the shit, but then, of course you'd have to do something about it, and that would just be far too much sodding inconvenience, wouldn't it?! Let's not concern ourselves with how badly things are running, let's focus on the fact that people have newspapers on their desks and coats on the backs of chairs instead of in the lockerroom, cause that's what really matters, isn't it? You utter douche! I Quit!!!
8. You make me feel guilty for never calling, but its always supposedly up to me to get in touch. How's that remotely fair?
9. I've listened to your idea. I think you're overreaching. I don't think you're skilled enough as a writer to take on half of the projects you've convinced yourself you can do. Know your limits.
10. Bring back Heroes and Firefly you monsters D: !!!
ABC Meme
Posted 15 years agoI gots this from 
RedinOutmir
A - AVAILABLE: I gots myself a Folfy Mate
B - BIRTHDAY: Around May-ish ... towards the end bit
C - CRUSHING ON: Crushing on? Lusting after more like ^^ ... there's a few people I wouldn't say no to ... the trick is getting them to ask
D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Coffee with 4 sugars, now I'm all alert n shakey
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: Wolfoxx ^^
F - FAVORITE SONG: At the moment, my favourite song is Never Miss a Beat by the Kaiser Chiefs, but it could all be different by this time next week, I'm incredably fickle
G - GUMMY: Bears?
H - HOMETOWN: Port Elizabeth South Africa ... but many things have changed since then.
I - IN LOVE WITH: Shine things ... and wolfoxx
J - JUGGLE: I can't
K - KILLED SOMEONE: I have a list ... there's still room on it if you feel like annoying me :P
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: Johannasburg to Cape Town ... that was a LONG ride
M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: Chocolate
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: 2
O - ONE WISH: Enough money to live comfortably with my mate and provide for him ... in a MASSIVE stately mansion
P - PERSON YOU CALLED LAST: My Folfy mate on Skype ... I'm on the call now :P
Q- QUOTE: "Let's take off and nuke the entire site from orbit ... ... ... it's the only way to be sure"
R- REASON TO SMILE: The thought that one day, Simon Cowell, Cheryl Cole and any person involved in The X Factor, or Reality TV in general, will die
S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: You Overdid it Doll by The Courteeners
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 6.20am
U- UMBRELLA: Ella Ella Eh, Eh ... (I really hate that song, but annoyingly, it was the first thing that came to mind)
V - VEGETABLE(S): Carrots, Sweetcorn, Cucumber, Parsnips, Potatoes, Peas, Lettuce, Beetroot ... but not your cauliflower ... you're not invited
W - WORST HABIT: Biting my nails ... only finger nails though ... I can't reach my toes to bite them
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: One of my groin ... the nurse put a clipboard over my bits so they wouldn't show up in the X Ray though ... that was nice of her I thought ^^
Y – YOYOS ARE: Due another comeback ... this time with frickin Fireworks built in to them ... and airhorns to make them as annoying as possible, THAT'S what society needs!
Z - ZODIAC SIGN: Gemini ... which, I beleive, by rights means I should have a twin ... no such luck though ... and probably for the best, the world can only really handle one of me :/
RedinOutmirA - AVAILABLE: I gots myself a Folfy Mate
B - BIRTHDAY: Around May-ish ... towards the end bit
C - CRUSHING ON: Crushing on? Lusting after more like ^^ ... there's a few people I wouldn't say no to ... the trick is getting them to ask
D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Coffee with 4 sugars, now I'm all alert n shakey
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: Wolfoxx ^^
F - FAVORITE SONG: At the moment, my favourite song is Never Miss a Beat by the Kaiser Chiefs, but it could all be different by this time next week, I'm incredably fickle
G - GUMMY: Bears?
H - HOMETOWN: Port Elizabeth South Africa ... but many things have changed since then.
I - IN LOVE WITH: Shine things ... and
wolfoxxJ - JUGGLE: I can't
K - KILLED SOMEONE: I have a list ... there's still room on it if you feel like annoying me :P
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: Johannasburg to Cape Town ... that was a LONG ride
M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: Chocolate
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: 2
O - ONE WISH: Enough money to live comfortably with my mate and provide for him ... in a MASSIVE stately mansion
P - PERSON YOU CALLED LAST: My Folfy mate on Skype ... I'm on the call now :P
Q- QUOTE: "Let's take off and nuke the entire site from orbit ... ... ... it's the only way to be sure"
R- REASON TO SMILE: The thought that one day, Simon Cowell, Cheryl Cole and any person involved in The X Factor, or Reality TV in general, will die
S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: You Overdid it Doll by The Courteeners
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 6.20am
U- UMBRELLA: Ella Ella Eh, Eh ... (I really hate that song, but annoyingly, it was the first thing that came to mind)
V - VEGETABLE(S): Carrots, Sweetcorn, Cucumber, Parsnips, Potatoes, Peas, Lettuce, Beetroot ... but not your cauliflower ... you're not invited
W - WORST HABIT: Biting my nails ... only finger nails though ... I can't reach my toes to bite them
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: One of my groin ... the nurse put a clipboard over my bits so they wouldn't show up in the X Ray though ... that was nice of her I thought ^^
Y – YOYOS ARE: Due another comeback ... this time with frickin Fireworks built in to them ... and airhorns to make them as annoying as possible, THAT'S what society needs!
Z - ZODIAC SIGN: Gemini ... which, I beleive, by rights means I should have a twin ... no such luck though ... and probably for the best, the world can only really handle one of me :/
Couple Meme
Posted 15 years agoI got this from Angelpaws Journal
My Mate: wolfoxx Alekan Lunex
I'm currently listening to: You Overdid it Doll by the Courteeners.
Alekan is listening to: Shirt by the Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band
And we had prescious little else to occupy us ...
That's our excuse and we're sticking to it ...
1. Who eats more?
Alek snacks more
But I eat quicker and I guess they're bigger portions when I do. But I tend not to graze.
2. Who said “I love you” first?
Alekan did.
Then we had a massive OTT discussion/rant from me about what those 3 words actually mean when I say them ... then I said it back ^^
3. Who is the morning person?
Once coffee has been injected, I am.
We're both really night time people.
4. Who sings better?
Well, Alek croons on a constant basis, and I was in an unuscessful band. Actual talent-wise, that'd have to be left up to the judges.
5. Who’s older?
*ears droop* I am :(
6. Who’s smarter?
We're smart in our own ways. I know more things and have a degree, Alek is probably smarter in essence though. He deffinitely has more common sense than I do ... which doesn't mean he has a lot ... just more than me :P
7. Whose temper is worse?
Me. I have a pocket of rage that unleashes. But Alek has some serious moods sometimes.
8. Who does the laundry?
I do *growls* I'm more independant. He gets waited on.
9. Who does the dishes?
See above.
10. Who sleeps on what side of the bed?
He sleeps on the left. I sleep on the right. We're luckily matched in that respect :P
11. Whose feet are bigger?
His. I'm a UK size 10, he's a size 11. He's taller too ...
12. Whose hair is longer?
His, though I'm growing mine again.
13. Who’s better with the computer?
Me. He has a Mac.
14. Do you have pets?
He has a dog atm.
But he really wants dogs as pets when me move in together and I'd quite like to get a Fennec Fox.
15. Who pays the bills?
The one with the job ... ... ... that would be me.
16. Who cooks dinner?
When it's not the guy at the Pizza place, I do. Though there's seldom few things I cook that he'll actually eat. He's quite pernickity when it comes to food.
17. Who drives when you are together?
Me. He can't drive.
Though next time, he's goign to give it a go, just for fun. I've got life insurance well in order :P
18. Who pays when you go out to dinner?
It's mostly split as much as possible. Though he doesn't have a job, so I pay for my share .. and sometimes for his too.
19. Who’s the most stubborn?
He is. Deffinitely. That footpaw goes down and no force on this Earth can budge it or make him see compromise or reason.
20. Who is the first one to admit when they’re wrong?
Me, because apparently, he's never wrong :/
21. Whose family do you see more?
Lol. His.
22. Who named your pet?
He did ... as it's his dog ... ... ... it'd be weird otherwise ... I didn't know him when he was 11.
23. Who kissed who first?
Joint effort methinks.
24. Who asked who out?
He asked me. It was both adorable and potentially stalker-esque all at once *sighs reminiscently*
25. What did you do on your first date?
Fur Meet & Cinema with dinner at Pizza Express, then back to a hotel room ... I'm not carrying on with the list ... make up your own ending ... ... ... we hugged ... and we'll leave it at that, you pervs :P
26. Who’s more sensitive?
Probably me ... I hurt easier but keep it to myself.
I can peeve him and know about it though.
27. Who’s taller?
He is, by about a head.
28. Who has more friends?
I do. Only because I live in a city and have always been surrounded by friends. He lives in the middle of nowhere and it takes half an hours walk just to reach barely-passable civilisation.
29. Who has more siblings?
He has 3 half-sisters.
I have a half-sister and a half-brother.
30. Who wears the pants in the relationship?
I'm the man, but he's the boss.
Angelpaws JournalMy Mate:
wolfoxx Alekan LunexI'm currently listening to: You Overdid it Doll by the Courteeners.
Alekan is listening to: Shirt by the Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band
And we had prescious little else to occupy us ...
That's our excuse and we're sticking to it ...
1. Who eats more?
Alek snacks more
But I eat quicker and I guess they're bigger portions when I do. But I tend not to graze.
2. Who said “I love you” first?
Alekan did.
Then we had a massive OTT discussion/rant from me about what those 3 words actually mean when I say them ... then I said it back ^^
3. Who is the morning person?
Once coffee has been injected, I am.
We're both really night time people.
4. Who sings better?
Well, Alek croons on a constant basis, and I was in an unuscessful band. Actual talent-wise, that'd have to be left up to the judges.
5. Who’s older?
*ears droop* I am :(
6. Who’s smarter?
We're smart in our own ways. I know more things and have a degree, Alek is probably smarter in essence though. He deffinitely has more common sense than I do ... which doesn't mean he has a lot ... just more than me :P
7. Whose temper is worse?
Me. I have a pocket of rage that unleashes. But Alek has some serious moods sometimes.
8. Who does the laundry?
I do *growls* I'm more independant. He gets waited on.
9. Who does the dishes?
See above.
10. Who sleeps on what side of the bed?
He sleeps on the left. I sleep on the right. We're luckily matched in that respect :P
11. Whose feet are bigger?
His. I'm a UK size 10, he's a size 11. He's taller too ...
12. Whose hair is longer?
His, though I'm growing mine again.
13. Who’s better with the computer?
Me. He has a Mac.
14. Do you have pets?
He has a dog atm.
But he really wants dogs as pets when me move in together and I'd quite like to get a Fennec Fox.
15. Who pays the bills?
The one with the job ... ... ... that would be me.
16. Who cooks dinner?
When it's not the guy at the Pizza place, I do. Though there's seldom few things I cook that he'll actually eat. He's quite pernickity when it comes to food.
17. Who drives when you are together?
Me. He can't drive.
Though next time, he's goign to give it a go, just for fun. I've got life insurance well in order :P
18. Who pays when you go out to dinner?
It's mostly split as much as possible. Though he doesn't have a job, so I pay for my share .. and sometimes for his too.
19. Who’s the most stubborn?
He is. Deffinitely. That footpaw goes down and no force on this Earth can budge it or make him see compromise or reason.
20. Who is the first one to admit when they’re wrong?
Me, because apparently, he's never wrong :/
21. Whose family do you see more?
Lol. His.
22. Who named your pet?
He did ... as it's his dog ... ... ... it'd be weird otherwise ... I didn't know him when he was 11.
23. Who kissed who first?
Joint effort methinks.
24. Who asked who out?
He asked me. It was both adorable and potentially stalker-esque all at once *sighs reminiscently*
25. What did you do on your first date?
Fur Meet & Cinema with dinner at Pizza Express, then back to a hotel room ... I'm not carrying on with the list ... make up your own ending ... ... ... we hugged ... and we'll leave it at that, you pervs :P
26. Who’s more sensitive?
Probably me ... I hurt easier but keep it to myself.
I can peeve him and know about it though.
27. Who’s taller?
He is, by about a head.
28. Who has more friends?
I do. Only because I live in a city and have always been surrounded by friends. He lives in the middle of nowhere and it takes half an hours walk just to reach barely-passable civilisation.
29. Who has more siblings?
He has 3 half-sisters.
I have a half-sister and a half-brother.
30. Who wears the pants in the relationship?
I'm the man, but he's the boss.
Apparently Controversial Meme
Posted 15 years agoGot this from coolkidex
Here we go:
[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
*nods* yep.
[02] Would you do Meth if it was legalized?
No, cause I hate being light headed and not in control of what I'm doing ... and in what scenario would meth ever be legalized? That's quite a hypothetical scenario you've constructed there ...
[03] Abortion: for or against it?
I really have no opinion usually. But if griled, I'd say For, simply because of all those pretentious, self-satisfied religious types who are wholly against it for "moral and religious reasons".
As long as it's done before the deadline of 24 weeeks because after that, the foetus develops it's nerve endings and starts t be able to feel pain. Before that though, it's game on as far as I'm concerned. Not everyone can afford to have a sprog in their lives.
In fact, a better solution to this whole mess would be to perform a National standardized test and then sterilize everyone who wouldn't make a good parent.
[04] Do you think a country would fail with a female president?
Well, England failed epically with Thatcher in charge. But I suppose it depends on the person and their own political agenda. A male can (and has done in the past) mess things up just as royally.
[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
Deffinitely. I also beleive that pretty much every single criminal sanction and sentence should be massively increased because at the moment, the UK law system is a joke.
[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Not really.
[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
For it. Get off your high horses, religious finger-waggers.
[08] Do you believe in God?
I beleive in the possibility. But if such a being exists it either does not care, or it's dead by now. Saying your sorry to the ceiling week in, week-out will not make it look specially on you and grant you everlasting harmony in it's magical etherial kingdom
[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Yes. It's only since the god-botherers got in that it stopped being. I'd prefer to illegalize religious intollorence
[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
I don't live in the US, therefore, I'm not really bothered.
[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
Deffinitely not. A 12 year old doesn't have the life experience or the capacity to look after a baby.
[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
Yes. The only reason why america has a problem with it is because people have been waiting 21 years to drink it... So they over load on it the second they hit 21 (Coolkidex wrote this reply, but I wholly agree with it)
[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
*shrugs* I could state my opinion, which is "Yes", but then the US would need to pick a fight somwhere else to keep on proving how macho it is.
[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
No. In terms of where it's asked for by a terminally ill person, I don't see why it should be illegal at all.
[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
Listen, I don't agree in smacking your kid about for the fun of it. That's deffinitely wrong. But a smack when they've done somthing incredably bad, then I don't see why that's so wrong.
I got smacked as a kid, and as an adult, I know the difference between right and wrong. I'm courteous and I'm very aware of how my actions affect others.
Look out of your window now at the kids who are growing up without any real kind of discipline other than "the naughty step", or somthing equally as asinine. They're pretty much all little arseholes who get away with murder.
I saw a 2/3 year old girl calling her mum a c**t the other week in the city centre.
So, in moderation, where it's necessary, then yes. But not for EVERY little thing.
[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
I don't live in America, so I'd have no difficulty doing it really.
[17] Who do you think would have made a better president? McCain or Obama?
I truely have no opinion on this. But with McCain, you'd have Sarah Palin ... and she scares the b'jesus out of me.
[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
I really don't care if they do.
coolkidexHere we go:
[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
*nods* yep.
[02] Would you do Meth if it was legalized?
No, cause I hate being light headed and not in control of what I'm doing ... and in what scenario would meth ever be legalized? That's quite a hypothetical scenario you've constructed there ...
[03] Abortion: for or against it?
I really have no opinion usually. But if griled, I'd say For, simply because of all those pretentious, self-satisfied religious types who are wholly against it for "moral and religious reasons".
As long as it's done before the deadline of 24 weeeks because after that, the foetus develops it's nerve endings and starts t be able to feel pain. Before that though, it's game on as far as I'm concerned. Not everyone can afford to have a sprog in their lives.
In fact, a better solution to this whole mess would be to perform a National standardized test and then sterilize everyone who wouldn't make a good parent.
[04] Do you think a country would fail with a female president?
Well, England failed epically with Thatcher in charge. But I suppose it depends on the person and their own political agenda. A male can (and has done in the past) mess things up just as royally.
[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
Deffinitely. I also beleive that pretty much every single criminal sanction and sentence should be massively increased because at the moment, the UK law system is a joke.
[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Not really.
[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
For it. Get off your high horses, religious finger-waggers.
[08] Do you believe in God?
I beleive in the possibility. But if such a being exists it either does not care, or it's dead by now. Saying your sorry to the ceiling week in, week-out will not make it look specially on you and grant you everlasting harmony in it's magical etherial kingdom
[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Yes. It's only since the god-botherers got in that it stopped being. I'd prefer to illegalize religious intollorence
[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
I don't live in the US, therefore, I'm not really bothered.
[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
Deffinitely not. A 12 year old doesn't have the life experience or the capacity to look after a baby.
[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
Yes. The only reason why america has a problem with it is because people have been waiting 21 years to drink it... So they over load on it the second they hit 21 (Coolkidex wrote this reply, but I wholly agree with it)
[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
*shrugs* I could state my opinion, which is "Yes", but then the US would need to pick a fight somwhere else to keep on proving how macho it is.
[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
No. In terms of where it's asked for by a terminally ill person, I don't see why it should be illegal at all.
[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
Listen, I don't agree in smacking your kid about for the fun of it. That's deffinitely wrong. But a smack when they've done somthing incredably bad, then I don't see why that's so wrong.
I got smacked as a kid, and as an adult, I know the difference between right and wrong. I'm courteous and I'm very aware of how my actions affect others.
Look out of your window now at the kids who are growing up without any real kind of discipline other than "the naughty step", or somthing equally as asinine. They're pretty much all little arseholes who get away with murder.
I saw a 2/3 year old girl calling her mum a c**t the other week in the city centre.
So, in moderation, where it's necessary, then yes. But not for EVERY little thing.
[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
I don't live in America, so I'd have no difficulty doing it really.
[17] Who do you think would have made a better president? McCain or Obama?
I truely have no opinion on this. But with McCain, you'd have Sarah Palin ... and she scares the b'jesus out of me.
[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
I really don't care if they do.
A Meme just for the sake of it
Posted 15 years agoWhat do you have:
[x] Mother
[x] Father
[ ] Step-Father
[ ] Step-Mother
[ ] Step Sister
[ ] Step Brother
[ ] Brother
[ ] Brother In Law
[ ] Sister
[ ] Sister In Law
[x] Half sister
[x] Half brother
[x] Nephew (I got's 4!)
[ ] Niece
[x] Boyfriend/Girlfriend
[x] Mobile phone
[ ] Own bathroom
[x] Own room
[x] Have/had a swimming pool (only in South Africa when I was Younger)
[ ] Have/had a hot tub
[ ] Guest room
[x] Living Room
[x] Own computer
[x] Own TV
[ ] Flat TV
[x] There is some big carpet at your house
Total: 13
[ ] Full size/Queen bed
[x] More than 8 pairs of shoes (Most of them are Converse)
[x] MP3 Player/iPod
[x] PS2/3
[x] Nintendo DS or PSP
[x] Gameboy/Advance
[ ] Gamecube
[x] Xbox/Xbox 360
[ ] Wii
[ ] Your Own Laptop
[ ] Basketball net/hoop
[ ] Air hockey table
[ ] Pool table
[ ] Ping pong table
[ ] Football table
[x] Sport gear (Canoeing equipment)
Total so far: 20
[x] Night stand
[x] Stereo in bedroom
[x] Surround system
[x] DVD player in bedroom/portable
Total so far: 24
[x] Go shopping at least once a week
[ ] Expensive cologne/perfume
[x] AIM/MSN
[x] Camera on phone
Total so far: 27
[ ] Go Cart/car/quad
[ ] Guitar/drums/bass
[ ] Piano/Keyboard
[x] Any other instrument (DIdgeridoo and Harmonicas!)
[x] Been on a cruise (Does a Beer Cruise count?)
[x] Traveled out of the country
[x] Had a personal trainer (One afternoon at the Gym whent hey were trying to sucker me into joining)
[ ] Expensive jewelry
[x] Met a Celeb (Several. I've met Ross Noble, Bruce Willis, Tom Baker, Sylvester McCoy, Craig Charles, Chris Barries, Jeremy Bullock (Boba Fett!) and JK & Joel off the Radio)
Total so far: 32
[x] Straightener/curling iron (When I had long hair, but I've still got em)
[x] Have been to a batting cage
[ ] Have $100 on you right now in your pocket/wallet
[x] Credit card or ATM card or debit card or bank card
[x] Have a TV in your room
[x] Mirror in your room
[x] Window in your room
[x] Been to Paris
[ ] Been to Rome
[x] Been to Australia
[x] Been to Switzerland
[ ] Been to Dubai
[x] Been to Germany
[ ] been to a place written in 7 wonders
Total so far: 42
[x] Parents have a car
[x] Have owned or own a Jet ski/boat
[x] Had/have Camped
[x] Been to 3+ states/countries/provinces
[x] 80+ buddies on facebook/myspace
Total so far: 47
[x] Home cooked meal almost everyday (Yeah, By ME!)
[ ] Been in a limo
[x] Been in a helicopter
[x] Own a camera
[ ] Have been to Disneyland/World more than 2 times
Total: 50
Post as:
1-25 = Ghetto! (and tag 5 people)
26-40 = Average Teen! (and tag 10 people)
41-50 = Spoiled Teen! (and tag 15 people)
51+ = Upper Class Snob! (and tag 20 people)
SPOILED TEEN?!!!!!
I take offense! I haven't been a Teen for 5 years! And I only have half this stuff cause I paid for it! One is not impressed by this wibbledry!
[x] Mother
[x] Father
[ ] Step-Father
[ ] Step-Mother
[ ] Step Sister
[ ] Step Brother
[ ] Brother
[ ] Brother In Law
[ ] Sister
[ ] Sister In Law
[x] Half sister
[x] Half brother
[x] Nephew (I got's 4!)
[ ] Niece
[x] Boyfriend/Girlfriend
[x] Mobile phone
[ ] Own bathroom
[x] Own room
[x] Have/had a swimming pool (only in South Africa when I was Younger)
[ ] Have/had a hot tub
[ ] Guest room
[x] Living Room
[x] Own computer
[x] Own TV
[ ] Flat TV
[x] There is some big carpet at your house
Total: 13
[ ] Full size/Queen bed
[x] More than 8 pairs of shoes (Most of them are Converse)
[x] MP3 Player/iPod
[x] PS2/3
[x] Nintendo DS or PSP
[x] Gameboy/Advance
[ ] Gamecube
[x] Xbox/Xbox 360
[ ] Wii
[ ] Your Own Laptop
[ ] Basketball net/hoop
[ ] Air hockey table
[ ] Pool table
[ ] Ping pong table
[ ] Football table
[x] Sport gear (Canoeing equipment)
Total so far: 20
[x] Night stand
[x] Stereo in bedroom
[x] Surround system
[x] DVD player in bedroom/portable
Total so far: 24
[x] Go shopping at least once a week
[ ] Expensive cologne/perfume
[x] AIM/MSN
[x] Camera on phone
Total so far: 27
[ ] Go Cart/car/quad
[ ] Guitar/drums/bass
[ ] Piano/Keyboard
[x] Any other instrument (DIdgeridoo and Harmonicas!)
[x] Been on a cruise (Does a Beer Cruise count?)
[x] Traveled out of the country
[x] Had a personal trainer (One afternoon at the Gym whent hey were trying to sucker me into joining)
[ ] Expensive jewelry
[x] Met a Celeb (Several. I've met Ross Noble, Bruce Willis, Tom Baker, Sylvester McCoy, Craig Charles, Chris Barries, Jeremy Bullock (Boba Fett!) and JK & Joel off the Radio)
Total so far: 32
[x] Straightener/curling iron (When I had long hair, but I've still got em)
[x] Have been to a batting cage
[ ] Have $100 on you right now in your pocket/wallet
[x] Credit card or ATM card or debit card or bank card
[x] Have a TV in your room
[x] Mirror in your room
[x] Window in your room
[x] Been to Paris
[ ] Been to Rome
[x] Been to Australia
[x] Been to Switzerland
[ ] Been to Dubai
[x] Been to Germany
[ ] been to a place written in 7 wonders
Total so far: 42
[x] Parents have a car
[x] Have owned or own a Jet ski/boat
[x] Had/have Camped
[x] Been to 3+ states/countries/provinces
[x] 80+ buddies on facebook/myspace
Total so far: 47
[x] Home cooked meal almost everyday (Yeah, By ME!)
[ ] Been in a limo
[x] Been in a helicopter
[x] Own a camera
[ ] Have been to Disneyland/World more than 2 times
Total: 50
Post as:
1-25 = Ghetto! (and tag 5 people)
26-40 = Average Teen! (and tag 10 people)
41-50 = Spoiled Teen! (and tag 15 people)
51+ = Upper Class Snob! (and tag 20 people)
SPOILED TEEN?!!!!!
I take offense! I haven't been a Teen for 5 years! And I only have half this stuff cause I paid for it! One is not impressed by this wibbledry!
How Furry are you Meme
Posted 15 years agoStoen from 
crocdragon89
1. (x) Have you ever howled at the moon? Yes, once when I was drunk .. and a few times when I wasn't
2. (x) Have you ever barked at someone? yes, at my mate for one ... and when i was hanging out of a car window one time ... okay, more than one time ...
3. (x) Have you ever found yourself drawing or scribbling furry art when you're supposed to be doing something else? Yes ...
4. (x) Have you ever worn an animal costume or tail as a child and pretended to be an animal?
5. (x) Have you ever eaten out of a dog bowl? Yes ... for a week ...I lost a bet when I was at uni ... I don't want to talk about it
6. (x) Have you been to at least one furry con? Mini Meets count in this instance ... for I deem it to be so.
7. (x) Do you like to look at furry porn all the time? Not ALL the time ... 6 hours a day I sleep ...
8. (x) Do you RP or play second life as a furry character? Yes, often
9. (x) Do you own a fursuit or at least a tail? Yes, thanks to Meeko I've got ears, a tail and paws ^^
10. (x) Do you know what all these words mean or have used them at least once? (what words? the ones in that sentence?)
11. ( ) Do you have at least 5 videos of you acting or doing something furry on youtube?
12. (x) Has your anthropersona/character been drawn in a furry porn type manner? Yes ... by me ^^
13. (x) Are you well known in the furry fandom? ... at the Manchester Mini Meets I am :P
14. ( ) Do you dream furry while you sleep? I can't remember
15. (x) Would you transform into your character/fursona if you were given the chance to live like that for the rest of your life? Yup
16. (x) Have you ever worn a collar? Yes, it's got tags on it.
17. ( ) Do you own more than 20 art badges of your fursonas or characters?
18. ( ) Have you been to more than 20 furry cons in your lifetime?
19. (x) Do you think that deep down you have the spirit of an animal within you? It's in there, deffinitely
20. (x) Do you enjoy hanging out with other furries? Yush, I'm mated to one afterall ^^
21. (x) Do you think we should have a furry run for president of the USA? Can't get any worse than Bush. The bar's been se pretty low ... Obama looks like he's really gonna raise it tho, so difficulties may be incurred with that.
22. (x) If you ever became rich would you own a room in your house that was just to display your fursuits or furry art?
23. ( ) Is your best friend furry? More than one.
24. (x) Do your furry friends call you by your furry name in public? Yes ... I make them
25. ( ) Have you been in the furry fandom for at least 5 years? 4 ... just under the benchmark set by this meme
Total: 19
1 to 5 = Furry wannabe.
6 to 10 = Furry newbie.
11 to 15 = Furry.
16 to 20 = Hardened Furry.
21 to 25 = Hardcore Furry.
I'm a hardened Furry, Apparently!
Grrrr
crocdragon891. (x) Have you ever howled at the moon? Yes, once when I was drunk .. and a few times when I wasn't
2. (x) Have you ever barked at someone? yes, at my mate for one ... and when i was hanging out of a car window one time ... okay, more than one time ...
3. (x) Have you ever found yourself drawing or scribbling furry art when you're supposed to be doing something else? Yes ...
4. (x) Have you ever worn an animal costume or tail as a child and pretended to be an animal?
5. (x) Have you ever eaten out of a dog bowl? Yes ... for a week ...I lost a bet when I was at uni ... I don't want to talk about it
6. (x) Have you been to at least one furry con? Mini Meets count in this instance ... for I deem it to be so.
7. (x) Do you like to look at furry porn all the time? Not ALL the time ... 6 hours a day I sleep ...
8. (x) Do you RP or play second life as a furry character? Yes, often
9. (x) Do you own a fursuit or at least a tail? Yes, thanks to Meeko I've got ears, a tail and paws ^^
10. (x) Do you know what all these words mean or have used them at least once? (what words? the ones in that sentence?)
11. ( ) Do you have at least 5 videos of you acting or doing something furry on youtube?
12. (x) Has your anthropersona/character been drawn in a furry porn type manner? Yes ... by me ^^
13. (x) Are you well known in the furry fandom? ... at the Manchester Mini Meets I am :P
14. ( ) Do you dream furry while you sleep? I can't remember
15. (x) Would you transform into your character/fursona if you were given the chance to live like that for the rest of your life? Yup
16. (x) Have you ever worn a collar? Yes, it's got tags on it.
17. ( ) Do you own more than 20 art badges of your fursonas or characters?
18. ( ) Have you been to more than 20 furry cons in your lifetime?
19. (x) Do you think that deep down you have the spirit of an animal within you? It's in there, deffinitely
20. (x) Do you enjoy hanging out with other furries? Yush, I'm mated to one afterall ^^
21. (x) Do you think we should have a furry run for president of the USA? Can't get any worse than Bush. The bar's been se pretty low ... Obama looks like he's really gonna raise it tho, so difficulties may be incurred with that.
22. (x) If you ever became rich would you own a room in your house that was just to display your fursuits or furry art?
23. ( ) Is your best friend furry? More than one.
24. (x) Do your furry friends call you by your furry name in public? Yes ... I make them
25. ( ) Have you been in the furry fandom for at least 5 years? 4 ... just under the benchmark set by this meme
Total: 19
1 to 5 = Furry wannabe.
6 to 10 = Furry newbie.
11 to 15 = Furry.
16 to 20 = Hardened Furry.
21 to 25 = Hardcore Furry.
I'm a hardened Furry, Apparently!
Grrrr
Age I Act Meme
Posted 15 years agoAnother meme to kill time with. I got this from 
oppdelta
Apparently this one shows the age that you ct. Fingers crossed I don't act like a 90 year old :/
[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[x] You own a credit card.
[] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[x] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[] You think politics are interesting
TOTAL SO FAR: 6 ... eep
[] You show up late for work a lot.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[x] You've never gotten a detention. (Seriously, I NEVER had detention. I wasn't a goody-two-shoes, I was just REALLY good at lying.
[] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 10
[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 15
[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 19
[] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realised that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL SO FAR: 23
[] You have filed a tax return
[x] You have used a pay phone
[x] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd
[x] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[x] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[] You still have and use a VCR (have but don't use ... so I guess that's a half point.
my age I act is 27 and a half ...I am 24
I'm pretty mature I suppose ... though some of these things just mean I'm old :/
Like if it said: You were around when Thundercats was on TV and it wasn't a repeat. :|
oppdeltaApparently this one shows the age that you ct. Fingers crossed I don't act like a 90 year old :/
[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[x] You own a credit card.
[] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[x] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[] You think politics are interesting
TOTAL SO FAR: 6 ... eep
[] You show up late for work a lot.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[x] You've never gotten a detention. (Seriously, I NEVER had detention. I wasn't a goody-two-shoes, I was just REALLY good at lying.
[] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 10
[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 15
[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 19
[] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realised that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL SO FAR: 23
[] You have filed a tax return
[x] You have used a pay phone
[x] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd
[x] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[x] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[] You still have and use a VCR (have but don't use ... so I guess that's a half point.
my age I act is 27 and a half ...I am 24
I'm pretty mature I suppose ... though some of these things just mean I'm old :/
Like if it said: You were around when Thundercats was on TV and it wasn't a repeat. :|
