In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods that can be found today being sold in stores nationwide:

1. On Sears hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(But..., that's the only time I have to work on my hair)

2. On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how. . . ?)

3. On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestions: Defrost."
(But it's "just" a suggestion)

4. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box):
"Do not turn upside down."
(Oops, too late!)

5. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating."
(Hmm . . . .)

6. On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save even more time?)

7. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this
medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents
if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head colds off those
forklifts.)

8. On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(One would hope)

9. On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to underwater?)

10. On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

11. On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: Contains nuts."
(NEWS FLASH)

12. On a child's Superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company, I blame parents for this one.)

13. On a Swedish chain saw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."
(Was there a chance of this happening somewhere? . . . Good grief!)

14. On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid:
"Do not use on food."
(Hey, Mom, we're out of syrup! It's OK, honey, just grab the Palmolive!)

Would you...
[ ] Push me into a wall and kiss me?
[ ] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill?
[ ] Slap Me?
[ ] Slap me if i asked you to?
[ ] Kiss Me?
[ ] Let Me Kiss You?
[ ] Watch A Movie With Me?
[ ] Take Me Out To Dinner?
[ ] Take A Shower With Me?
[ ] Take Me Home For The Night?
[ ] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed?
[ ] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed (With You)?
[ ] Take Me Anywhere With You?
[ ] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions?
[ ] Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me?
[ ] Let me lock you in your room and Take Advantage of you?
[ ] Let Me Make You Breakfast?
[ ] Make me breakfast?
[ ] Tickle Me?
[ ] Let Me Tickle You?
[ ] Stick Up For Me if I Was Being Put Down?
[ ] Instant Message Me?
[ ] Greet Me In Public?
[ ] Hang Out With Me?
[ ] Let Me Hold Your waist from behind while we are out?
[ ] Bring Me Around Your Friends?

Do You...
[ ] Miss Me?
[ ] Think I'm Sexy?
[ ] Think I'm cute?
[ ] Think I'm Hot?
[ ] Think I'm Ok?
[ ] Think I'm Ugly?
[ ] Want To Kiss Me?
[ ] Want To Cuddle With Me?
[ ] Want To Date Me?

Am I...
[ ] Smart?
[ ] Funny?
[ ] Cool?
[ ] Lovable?
[ ] Adorable?
[ ] Great To Be With?
[ ] Attractive?
[ ] Mean?
[ ] Ugly?

Have You Ever...
[ ] Thought About Hooking Up With Me?
[ ] Found Yourself Wanting To Kiss Me Non Stop?
[ ] Wished I Were There?
[ ] Had A Crush On Me?
[ ] Wanted My Number?
[ ] Had A Dream About Me?
[ ] Been Distracted By Me?

Are You...
[ ] Happy You Know Me?
[ ] Thinking About Me
[ ] My Friend?

1. give me your number?
2. let me hug you anytime I wanted to?
3. let me kiss you?
4. watch a movie with me...even a really sappy one?
5. let me take you out to dinner?
6. drive me somewhere/anywhere?
7. take a shower with me?
8. have a fling with me?
9. listen to me if I called you crying even if you were out with all of your friends?
10. buy me a drink if i didn't have money?
11. take me home for the night?
12. let me sleep in your bed?
13. sing karaoke w/ me?
14. sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone?
15. re-post this for me to answer your questions?
16. come pick me up at 3am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?
17. Do you think i'm cute or hot?
18. Do you like my style?
19. Do you think I'm funny?
20. cry if I died?
21. dance with me?
22. sing happy birthday to me?
23. take advantage of me if I was drunk?
24. strip for me?

Like the title says, I have changed my mind. I'll be more active here. But with a few other art sites to be active on, I wont be here much. But I'll definitely be here more often than I was the past two months.

I'm not going to delete my account but I'm not going to be all that active here ether. I've decided I really don't care much for this site.

My internet has been out so I have to use my sister's or my father's computer when they're not here. And this time I'm using my sister's. I got a new cool sketch book from Hot Topic, it has the Zelda Triforce symbol on the front and its a hard cover. Some of the first pictures I drew were Balto and a RM-Z 450 Suzuki. School starts up for me in a week and I'm really not looking forward to that. And the sleep over I had with my two friends last night left me with a hurt neck and back. I was wrestling with them and I won of course but I got hurt the worst.

Not much is going on in my life at the moment. I like it that way, I don't like too much going on at one time. I'm happy right now because I get a three day break from the hell known as summer school. And I also might be having two of my friends over for the night. We'll most likely be up all night playing Super Smash Brothers Melee, I love that game. I always play as Fox, and I'm pretty damn good. (Trying not to brag)

Ah! I just watched the sun come up!

I've been up all night, and when I was looking out my window this morning, I had a staring contest with a cat sitting on my fence in the backyard.

I won. :)