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Posted 8 years agoSuper Turbo Atomic Ninja Rabbit
Posted 10 years agoSuper Turbo Atomic Ninja Rabbit is a independent production from Wesley Luis (Gunball). It's like a revival from the 80's cartoon style animation. Lots of Thundercats references!
You can support the production buying the artbook: https://gumroad.com/theline
The Opening Trailer: https://vimeo.com/137413473
You can support the production buying the artbook: https://gumroad.com/theline
The Opening Trailer: https://vimeo.com/137413473
Here we go again!
Posted 11 years ago== Results from http://bdsmtest.org/ ==
100% Bondage Giver
96% Dominant
89% Master/Mistress
76% Daddy/Mommy
75% Degradation Giver
69% Primal (Predator)
68% Sadist
65% Brat Tamer
50% Experimentalist
46% Non-monogamist
46% Primal (Prey)
33% Voyeur
30% Slave
26% Pervert
20% Vanilla
18% Girl/Boy
16% Exhibitionist
8% Brat
4% Masochist
4% Submissive
0% All-Rounder
0% Bondage Receiver
0% Degradation Receiver
0% Switch
See my results online at http://bdsmtest.org/result.php?id=50953
100% Bondage Giver
96% Dominant
89% Master/Mistress
76% Daddy/Mommy
75% Degradation Giver
69% Primal (Predator)
68% Sadist
65% Brat Tamer
50% Experimentalist
46% Non-monogamist
46% Primal (Prey)
33% Voyeur
30% Slave
26% Pervert
20% Vanilla
18% Girl/Boy
16% Exhibitionist
8% Brat
4% Masochist
4% Submissive
0% All-Rounder
0% Bondage Receiver
0% Degradation Receiver
0% Switch
See my results online at http://bdsmtest.org/result.php?id=50953
Seals Caught Having Sex With Penguins
Posted 11 years agoWhiteMantis' Birthday Art Raffle!
Posted 12 years agoGueishamantis birthday's comming!
Go check her journal for BIG surprises!
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4770256/
Go check her journal for BIG surprises!
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4770256/
Dogão é mau
Posted 12 years agoJust remebering an old brasilian hip-hop video called Dogão é Mau ( Dogão sounds like Big Dog ).
The animation is really poor, and the work is from 2008. The Universal Music (video producer) made all the animation with a new unknow studio. Too bad, because we have a good number of animation artists here, waiting for a chance like that to show some stuff.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?featur.....=YSbSDYzGWig#!
The animation is really poor, and the work is from 2008. The Universal Music (video producer) made all the animation with a new unknow studio. Too bad, because we have a good number of animation artists here, waiting for a chance like that to show some stuff.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?featur.....=YSbSDYzGWig#!
The murrsona meme
Posted 13 years agoStoled from Gueishamantis: Whitemantis! (http://www.furaffinity.net/user/whitemantis/)
I choose Kyo to start!
1. If your fursona had to be a primate, it'd be...
Human or Emperor Tamarin (http://www.naturephoto-cz.com/photo.....arin-75934.jpg)
2. If your fursona had to be a feline, it'd be...
Russian Blue cat (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped.....ssian_blue.jpg)
3. If your fursona had to be a canine, it'd be...
Brown Bull Terrier (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped.....llTerrierA.jpg)
4. If your fursona had to be a hoofed animal, it'd be...
LLAMA LAMA!!! (http://www.naturephoto-cz.com/photo.....lama-78242.jpg)
5. Cetacean
Amazon river dolphin (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2gBYr5cxw.....s1600/27_s.jpg)
6. If your fursona had to be a rodent, it'd be...
Yellow-necked Field Mouse (http://www.naturephoto-cz.com/photo.....ouse-34514.jpg)
7. If your fursona had to be reptile, it'd be...
Double-crested Basilisk (http://www.naturephoto-cz.com/photo.....--_DSC9843.jpg)
8. If your fursona had to be a marsupial, it'd be...
Quoll (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped.....viverrinus.jpg)
9. If your fursona had to be a fully aquatic animal, it'd be...
Red pacific octopus (http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008.....22_468x286.jpg)
10. If your fursona had to be an amphibian animal it'd be...
Red-eyed Tree Frog (http://www.naturephoto-cz.com/photo.....--_DSC9743.jpg)
11. If your fursona had to be an avian/bird, it'd be...
Yellow headed Caracara (http://www.naturephoto-cz.com/photo.....imachima-2.jpg)
12. If your fursona had to be a creepy crawly, it'd be...
Let me see... a spider?
13. If your fursona had to be a real or unreal hybrid, it'd be...
I can choose a spider/scorpion hibrid, but let me be weird here... half Ring-tailed lemur (http://www.naturephoto-cz.com/photo.....lemur-0031.jpg), half Indian Flying Fox (http://www.naturephoto-cz.com/photo.....iganteus-3.jpg)
14. If your fursona had to be a mythical creature, it'd be...
Karasu Tengu
15. If your fursona had to be a Pokemon/Digimon , it'd be...
Ariados or Galvantula
16. If your fursona had to be a vehicle, it'd be...
What? Damn... maybe a old fashioned Kawasaki Vulcan 900 Classic Bike. (love this bike)
I choose Kyo to start!
1. If your fursona had to be a primate, it'd be...
Human or Emperor Tamarin (http://www.naturephoto-cz.com/photo.....arin-75934.jpg)
2. If your fursona had to be a feline, it'd be...
Russian Blue cat (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped.....ssian_blue.jpg)
3. If your fursona had to be a canine, it'd be...
Brown Bull Terrier (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped.....llTerrierA.jpg)
4. If your fursona had to be a hoofed animal, it'd be...
LLAMA LAMA!!! (http://www.naturephoto-cz.com/photo.....lama-78242.jpg)
5. Cetacean
Amazon river dolphin (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2gBYr5cxw.....s1600/27_s.jpg)
6. If your fursona had to be a rodent, it'd be...
Yellow-necked Field Mouse (http://www.naturephoto-cz.com/photo.....ouse-34514.jpg)
7. If your fursona had to be reptile, it'd be...
Double-crested Basilisk (http://www.naturephoto-cz.com/photo.....--_DSC9843.jpg)
8. If your fursona had to be a marsupial, it'd be...
Quoll (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped.....viverrinus.jpg)
9. If your fursona had to be a fully aquatic animal, it'd be...
Red pacific octopus (http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008.....22_468x286.jpg)
10. If your fursona had to be an amphibian animal it'd be...
Red-eyed Tree Frog (http://www.naturephoto-cz.com/photo.....--_DSC9743.jpg)
11. If your fursona had to be an avian/bird, it'd be...
Yellow headed Caracara (http://www.naturephoto-cz.com/photo.....imachima-2.jpg)
12. If your fursona had to be a creepy crawly, it'd be...
Let me see... a spider?
13. If your fursona had to be a real or unreal hybrid, it'd be...
I can choose a spider/scorpion hibrid, but let me be weird here... half Ring-tailed lemur (http://www.naturephoto-cz.com/photo.....lemur-0031.jpg), half Indian Flying Fox (http://www.naturephoto-cz.com/photo.....iganteus-3.jpg)
14. If your fursona had to be a mythical creature, it'd be...
Karasu Tengu
15. If your fursona had to be a Pokemon/Digimon , it'd be...
Ariados or Galvantula
16. If your fursona had to be a vehicle, it'd be...
What? Damn... maybe a old fashioned Kawasaki Vulcan 900 Classic Bike. (love this bike)
For who like Transformers and mods
Posted 13 years agoFrenzy_rumble, a famous between Transformers AF builders, create a giant masterpiece to modders. He take all Dinobots G1 classic figures, engenired all of then to give articulations, repaint, and combine all of then in a unique giant Transformer called Extinction.
Here all the images from that awesome work.
Grimlock
http://www.seibertron.com/energonpu.....f-6-t67375.php
Snarl
http://www.seibertron.com/energonpu.....f-6-t67373.php
Swoop
http://www.seibertron.com/energonpu.....f-6-t67374.php
Sludge
http://www.seibertron.com/energonpu.....f-6-t67372.php
Slag
http://www.seibertron.com/energonpu.....f-6-t67371.php
Extinction
http://www.seibertron.com/transform.....inction/19249/
Here all the images from that awesome work.
Grimlock
http://www.seibertron.com/energonpu.....f-6-t67375.php
Snarl
http://www.seibertron.com/energonpu.....f-6-t67373.php
Swoop
http://www.seibertron.com/energonpu.....f-6-t67374.php
Sludge
http://www.seibertron.com/energonpu.....f-6-t67372.php
Slag
http://www.seibertron.com/energonpu.....f-6-t67371.php
Extinction
http://www.seibertron.com/transform.....inction/19249/
Robots, robots, robots, and robots destruction!!!!!!
Posted 13 years agoI need thsi too much!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?featur.....;v=kZUrEbDwJQk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?featur.....;v=kZUrEbDwJQk
FurredFem's Art Raffle
Posted 13 years agoFor who cares about extinction - Lonesome George dies
Posted 13 years agoDied in the last 24 june of 2012, Lonesome George, the last of the giant turtles from Pinta Island, Galapagos. One more from several other species die after human intervention in her habitat.
http://edition.cnn.com/2012/06/25/w.....ies/index.html
http://edition.cnn.com/2012/06/25/w.....ies/index.html
Free Art Raffle!!!!
Posted 13 years agoAjna is bored, so come on! Visit the journal and help the artist!
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3574796/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3574796/
Transformers, Fall of Cybertron
Posted 13 years agoPandaren Caramel Dansen
Posted 13 years agoHappy Hollidays
Posted 14 years agoHello everyone.
Sorry about a later Merry Christmas, but my pc burn last saturday.
But, i'm here to wish a awesome week, and in 2012, everyone reach one more step in direction of your dreams!
Happy Holidays!
Feliz Natal (atrasado), e um fantástico Ano Novo!
Sorry about a later Merry Christmas, but my pc burn last saturday.
But, i'm here to wish a awesome week, and in 2012, everyone reach one more step in direction of your dreams!
Happy Holidays!
Feliz Natal (atrasado), e um fantástico Ano Novo!
READ THIS: Paying with Paypal
Posted 14 years agoReposting this because this needs to be spread around.
SO, apparently Furaffinity has garnered attention from paypal in the worst way. Transactions with information in the Subject or Description that pertains to Furaffinity will result in the user being blocked from paypal!
This, as only I've heard and I've not yet seen it happen, is due to the fact FurAffinity has been flagged by paypal as a pornography website, which is against Paypal's main Terms of Service.
This most definately affects almost EVERY commissioner, so please when sending transactions Do not mention your FA username, the words FA or FurAffinity, or likely derivatives on paypal.
Please repost this.
SO, apparently Furaffinity has garnered attention from paypal in the worst way. Transactions with information in the Subject or Description that pertains to Furaffinity will result in the user being blocked from paypal!
This, as only I've heard and I've not yet seen it happen, is due to the fact FurAffinity has been flagged by paypal as a pornography website, which is against Paypal's main Terms of Service.
This most definately affects almost EVERY commissioner, so please when sending transactions Do not mention your FA username, the words FA or FurAffinity, or likely derivatives on paypal.
Please repost this.
HELPING A MANTIS AND A RAVEN!!! FREE COMISSION INSIDE!!!
Posted 14 years agoWhitemantis and Korwin need our help!
They have have a school project to do that mainly consists of creating a Facebook Page about any theme and getting 1000 Likes. They created a page about then, as artists, where they are going to post brand new and exclusive sketches drawn by then alone or in a collaboration.
They need your LIKE in theyr FB page. And why you need to help? Because you can FREE full colored collaboration commission between Korwin and Whitemantis, with the two sketching together and helping each other, then Korwin will ink and Whitemantis will color! And what you need to do? It's simple and require just a click! You just need to go to they Facebook page here: http://www.facebook.com/pages/White.....87655254652195
And click Like!
Once they hit the 1000 Likes, they're going to raffle the commission using 'Sorteie.me', a Facebook app that allows our page to raffle something between all the fans.
They're going to announce the winner publicly here on FurAffinity and send them a Private Message on Facebook telling him/her that he/she won and then they'll proceed into getting the details for the commission.
Come on, boys and girls. I know you all want that comission. They're already with 460 likes!!! Spread the word if you can! The faster they reach 1000 Likes, the faster you can get the commission!
Korwin and Whitemantis are really grateful!
Rules: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/689...../#cid:49460151
Whitemantis: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/whitemantis/
Korwin: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/korwin
FB page: http://www.facebook.com/pages/White.....87655254652195
They have have a school project to do that mainly consists of creating a Facebook Page about any theme and getting 1000 Likes. They created a page about then, as artists, where they are going to post brand new and exclusive sketches drawn by then alone or in a collaboration.
They need your LIKE in theyr FB page. And why you need to help? Because you can FREE full colored collaboration commission between Korwin and Whitemantis, with the two sketching together and helping each other, then Korwin will ink and Whitemantis will color! And what you need to do? It's simple and require just a click! You just need to go to they Facebook page here: http://www.facebook.com/pages/White.....87655254652195
And click Like!
Once they hit the 1000 Likes, they're going to raffle the commission using 'Sorteie.me', a Facebook app that allows our page to raffle something between all the fans.
They're going to announce the winner publicly here on FurAffinity and send them a Private Message on Facebook telling him/her that he/she won and then they'll proceed into getting the details for the commission.
Come on, boys and girls. I know you all want that comission. They're already with 460 likes!!! Spread the word if you can! The faster they reach 1000 Likes, the faster you can get the commission!
Korwin and Whitemantis are really grateful!
Rules: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/689...../#cid:49460151
Whitemantis: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/whitemantis/
Korwin: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/korwin
FB page: http://www.facebook.com/pages/White.....87655254652195
Black Lion
Posted 14 years agoBlack Lion
http://www.leaonegro.com/
In a unnamed world, a large continent is ruled by a feline humanóid race. Tales talk about strange and huge canid creatures, stalking in the darkness, in two other smaller continents, across the sea. A medieval world, still trying to leave the barbaric era, and walk to a advanced civilization, bu ancent sorcery and witchcraft keeps several tribes in the same technological level. Kings, emperors, tribe leaders and shamans rules the continent. The common animals are lizard, marsupiais, ping/boar and insect-like criatures, including mounting beasts and domestic animals.
In this savage land, we follow the story of Othan, born in the Pawn Tribe, a dying clan of black fur lions with white mane. Othan watch the end of his clan, after his father dies, and he leaves this lands, leaving his albino brother Isauh as the watcher of the lion mausoleum and the great house of the clan. Othan rise as a mercenary, selling his hands and sword to everyonethat paid well, travelling all the realms, and knowing several allies, enemies and women. Violent and scoundrel, the black lion gain reputation, for good and evil, during all his life.
Everything changes when, Isauh, drugs Othan and chain him, to break his bloodlust, and force him to come back as a ruler of the black lion clan, and help him to fill the main house with a new generation of lions. Isauh buy a san-fur lioness in a slave market to Othan, Tchí, but she helps him to break free.
With this plot, the history of the black lion follow many adventures, and today the legend continues wth Otahn cubs, Kasdhan and Pepah.
The Black Lion is a brasilian furry hq created buy Cynthia Carvalho, Ofeliano Almeida and Danusko Campos, displayed as a newspaper comic strip, and today compiled in five books (Gardo; The Cub; Polar Lands; The Panther; and Females). A new era of the lion saga was released this year, adn already reach the fourth edition (Pepah; Fear of Solitude; Family Ties; and Nabalar).
Soon, i hope, we will see the Black Lion in english.
http://www.leaonegro.com/img/pre_home.jpg
http://www.leaonegro.com/
In a unnamed world, a large continent is ruled by a feline humanóid race. Tales talk about strange and huge canid creatures, stalking in the darkness, in two other smaller continents, across the sea. A medieval world, still trying to leave the barbaric era, and walk to a advanced civilization, bu ancent sorcery and witchcraft keeps several tribes in the same technological level. Kings, emperors, tribe leaders and shamans rules the continent. The common animals are lizard, marsupiais, ping/boar and insect-like criatures, including mounting beasts and domestic animals.
In this savage land, we follow the story of Othan, born in the Pawn Tribe, a dying clan of black fur lions with white mane. Othan watch the end of his clan, after his father dies, and he leaves this lands, leaving his albino brother Isauh as the watcher of the lion mausoleum and the great house of the clan. Othan rise as a mercenary, selling his hands and sword to everyonethat paid well, travelling all the realms, and knowing several allies, enemies and women. Violent and scoundrel, the black lion gain reputation, for good and evil, during all his life.
Everything changes when, Isauh, drugs Othan and chain him, to break his bloodlust, and force him to come back as a ruler of the black lion clan, and help him to fill the main house with a new generation of lions. Isauh buy a san-fur lioness in a slave market to Othan, Tchí, but she helps him to break free.
With this plot, the history of the black lion follow many adventures, and today the legend continues wth Otahn cubs, Kasdhan and Pepah.
The Black Lion is a brasilian furry hq created buy Cynthia Carvalho, Ofeliano Almeida and Danusko Campos, displayed as a newspaper comic strip, and today compiled in five books (Gardo; The Cub; Polar Lands; The Panther; and Females). A new era of the lion saga was released this year, adn already reach the fourth edition (Pepah; Fear of Solitude; Family Ties; and Nabalar).
Soon, i hope, we will see the Black Lion in english.
http://www.leaonegro.com/img/pre_home.jpg
I like when you draw...
Posted 14 years agoTaken from Zinnthos (http://www.furaffinity.net/user/zinnthos/).
PROS
01. I like when you draw: ___.
02. I wish you drew more: ___.
03. I wish you drew more fanart of: ___.
04. I wish you drew more original art of: ___.
05. I wish you drew a comic of/about: ___.
06. I wish you made a tutorial about: ___.
07. My favorite part(s) of your work is: ___.
CONS
08. I hate when you draw: ___.
09. I hate how you draw: ___.
10. I wish you drew less: ___.
11. My least favorite aspects of your work are: ___.
OTHER
12. If I had to describe your work I’d say: ___.
13. If I had a question to ask about your work it’d be: ___?
14. The main strengths & weaknesses of your work are: ___ & ___
Favorite Image:
Least Favorite/ Most Hated Image(s):
PROS
01. I like when you draw: ___.
02. I wish you drew more: ___.
03. I wish you drew more fanart of: ___.
04. I wish you drew more original art of: ___.
05. I wish you drew a comic of/about: ___.
06. I wish you made a tutorial about: ___.
07. My favorite part(s) of your work is: ___.
CONS
08. I hate when you draw: ___.
09. I hate how you draw: ___.
10. I wish you drew less: ___.
11. My least favorite aspects of your work are: ___.
OTHER
12. If I had to describe your work I’d say: ___.
13. If I had a question to ask about your work it’d be: ___?
14. The main strengths & weaknesses of your work are: ___ & ___
Favorite Image:
Least Favorite/ Most Hated Image(s):
Sex Meme I stole too
Posted 14 years agoStolen from Zinthos (http://www.furaffinity.net/user/zinnthos/)
Well, let's start to freak out some people!
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yeap
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
The important is who is with you, not the hour.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Any
4. Do you masturbate?
Yeap
5. How often? Lately?
Daily
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Both
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Both
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Yes
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Passive
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I love all my friends!
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
2 are my closest friends!
13. Would you choose love or money?
Both are necessary
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Blindfold and tie my partner, and make her use a collar.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yes
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
The beach
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Building stairs
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Once
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nope
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Thanks god no!
24. What's your sexuality?
Straight
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Yes
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nope
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yes
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Blindfold, handcuffs, chains, anal beads, bullet, penial sleeve, bullwhip
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Nope
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yes
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yes
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Yes
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Girl riding and dogstyle
38. What's your favorite sex act?
All
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Shit, yes... not my fault!
Well, let's start to freak out some people!
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yeap
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
The important is who is with you, not the hour.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Any
4. Do you masturbate?
Yeap
5. How often? Lately?
Daily
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Both
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Both
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Yes
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Passive
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I love all my friends!
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
2 are my closest friends!
13. Would you choose love or money?
Both are necessary
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Blindfold and tie my partner, and make her use a collar.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yes
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
The beach
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Building stairs
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Once
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nope
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Thanks god no!
24. What's your sexuality?
Straight
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Yes
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nope
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yes
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Blindfold, handcuffs, chains, anal beads, bullet, penial sleeve, bullwhip
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Nope
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yes
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yes
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Yes
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Girl riding and dogstyle
38. What's your favorite sex act?
All
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Shit, yes... not my fault!
To understand the difference between metal and rock
Posted 14 years agoTo understand the difference between metal and rock, let's imagine a situation and see how each style will resolve that question:
"In a tower, at the top of the castle, there’s a beautiful princess, locked and guarded by a great and terrible dragon" ...
HEAVY METAL:
The protagonist arrives to the castle on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, gets drunk with the princess and then fuck with her.
MELODIC METAL:
The protagonist arrives at the castle in a white winged horse, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess, fleeing away and make love with her.
THRASH METAL:
The protagonist arrives to the castle, kills the dragon, and fuck with the princess.
POWER METAL:
The protagonist arrives branding his sword and hangs a glorious battle against the dragon. The dragon succumbs as he stands, bathed in the blood of his enemy, a sign of triumph. Rescues the princess. Exhausted her patience with self-praise and fucks her.
FOLK METAL:
The protagonist arrives accompanied by several friends and goblins playing accordion, lute, viola and other weird instruments. Make the dragon sleep after so much dancing, and leave without the princess because the forest is full of nymphs, elves and fairies.
VIKING METAL:
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with an axe, bake and eat. Rapes the princess, pile the castle and toss fire in everything before he go.
DEATH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess, kill the princess and leaves.
BLACK METAL:
Arrives at dawn with the fog. Kill the dragon and impales her in front of the castle. Sodomizes the princess, cut with a knife and drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he discovers that she was not a virgin and impales her with the dragon.
GORE:
Arrives, kills the dragon. Climb the castle, fucks the princess and kill her. After that, he fuck her dead body again. Burn the body of the princess and fucks her again.
SPLATTER:
Arrives, kills the dragon opens it with a scalpel. Sodomizes the princess with the guts of the dragon. Open holes in her with a scalpel and rapes each hole. Take off her eyeballs and rapes the princess orbits. After killing the princess, he dissects, takes pictures, and released an album whose the cover is a picture of it.
DOOM METAL:
Arrives at the castle, look at the size of the dragon, gets depressed and kill himself. The dragon eats the corpse of the protagonist and then eats the princess.
WHITE METAL:
Arrives at the castle, exorcised the dragon, takes the princess and uses the castle to host another Church of his faith.
NEW METAL:
Arrives at the castle thinking he is THE CHOSEN ONE and shouting bravado. Want to prove to everyone that he is cool and able to save the princess. Thinking he can beat the dragon; loses badly and takes his groins kicked. New Metal protagonist takes Prozak and goes to record an "The Best Of " album.
GRUNGE:
Arrives in drugs, escapes the dragon and find the princess. Tells her about his sad childhood. The princess punch him in the face and goes to find the Heavy Metal protagonist. Grunge protagonist suffers a heroin overdose.
CLASSIC ROCK:
Arrives in a bike, smoking marijuana, and offers it to the dragon, who soon becomes his friend. After camping with the princess in a far side of the garden, and after a lot of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll, has an overdose of LSD and suffocated on his own vomit.
PUNK ROCK:
Arrives kicking the door, spitting in the dragon, throws a rock and flees. He make a graffite on the wall of the castle with anarchy "A ". Makes a Mohawk haircut in the princess and then opens in a fanzines tent in the lobby of the castle.
EMOCORE:
Arrives at the castle and tells to the dragon how much he likes the princess. The dragon takes pity and let him pass. After entering the castle he discovers that the princess escaped with the Heavy Metal protagonist. Write a letter emotive song telling how he was abandoned by his beloved and the world is unfair.
PROGRESSIVE:
Arrives the castle, playing a virtuous 26 minutes guitar solo. The dragon kills himself in boredom. He find the princess and plays another solo that exploits all the techniques of atonality into ternary bars learned in the last 3 years of the conservatory. The princess escapes and run behind the Heavy Metal protagonist.
HARD ROCK:
Arrives in a red convertible with two busty blondes and drinking Jack Daniel's directly in the bottle. Kills the dragon with a knife and makes an orgy with the princess and the blondes.
GLAM ROCK:
Arrives at the castle. The dragon laughed so much when he see him and let he pass. He enters the castle, steals the princess hair dresser and lipstick. Then convinces her to paint the castle to pink, and change her hair color.
INDIE ROCK:
Enter by the castle’s backdoor. The dragon felt guilty about want to hurt that skinny nerd with glasses and let him pass. The princess cannot hold and stand to hear him talking about fashion and films, and flees with the Heavy Metal protagonist.
"In a tower, at the top of the castle, there’s a beautiful princess, locked and guarded by a great and terrible dragon" ...
HEAVY METAL:
The protagonist arrives to the castle on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, gets drunk with the princess and then fuck with her.
MELODIC METAL:
The protagonist arrives at the castle in a white winged horse, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess, fleeing away and make love with her.
THRASH METAL:
The protagonist arrives to the castle, kills the dragon, and fuck with the princess.
POWER METAL:
The protagonist arrives branding his sword and hangs a glorious battle against the dragon. The dragon succumbs as he stands, bathed in the blood of his enemy, a sign of triumph. Rescues the princess. Exhausted her patience with self-praise and fucks her.
FOLK METAL:
The protagonist arrives accompanied by several friends and goblins playing accordion, lute, viola and other weird instruments. Make the dragon sleep after so much dancing, and leave without the princess because the forest is full of nymphs, elves and fairies.
VIKING METAL:
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with an axe, bake and eat. Rapes the princess, pile the castle and toss fire in everything before he go.
DEATH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess, kill the princess and leaves.
BLACK METAL:
Arrives at dawn with the fog. Kill the dragon and impales her in front of the castle. Sodomizes the princess, cut with a knife and drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he discovers that she was not a virgin and impales her with the dragon.
GORE:
Arrives, kills the dragon. Climb the castle, fucks the princess and kill her. After that, he fuck her dead body again. Burn the body of the princess and fucks her again.
SPLATTER:
Arrives, kills the dragon opens it with a scalpel. Sodomizes the princess with the guts of the dragon. Open holes in her with a scalpel and rapes each hole. Take off her eyeballs and rapes the princess orbits. After killing the princess, he dissects, takes pictures, and released an album whose the cover is a picture of it.
DOOM METAL:
Arrives at the castle, look at the size of the dragon, gets depressed and kill himself. The dragon eats the corpse of the protagonist and then eats the princess.
WHITE METAL:
Arrives at the castle, exorcised the dragon, takes the princess and uses the castle to host another Church of his faith.
NEW METAL:
Arrives at the castle thinking he is THE CHOSEN ONE and shouting bravado. Want to prove to everyone that he is cool and able to save the princess. Thinking he can beat the dragon; loses badly and takes his groins kicked. New Metal protagonist takes Prozak and goes to record an "The Best Of " album.
GRUNGE:
Arrives in drugs, escapes the dragon and find the princess. Tells her about his sad childhood. The princess punch him in the face and goes to find the Heavy Metal protagonist. Grunge protagonist suffers a heroin overdose.
CLASSIC ROCK:
Arrives in a bike, smoking marijuana, and offers it to the dragon, who soon becomes his friend. After camping with the princess in a far side of the garden, and after a lot of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll, has an overdose of LSD and suffocated on his own vomit.
PUNK ROCK:
Arrives kicking the door, spitting in the dragon, throws a rock and flees. He make a graffite on the wall of the castle with anarchy "A ". Makes a Mohawk haircut in the princess and then opens in a fanzines tent in the lobby of the castle.
EMOCORE:
Arrives at the castle and tells to the dragon how much he likes the princess. The dragon takes pity and let him pass. After entering the castle he discovers that the princess escaped with the Heavy Metal protagonist. Write a letter emotive song telling how he was abandoned by his beloved and the world is unfair.
PROGRESSIVE:
Arrives the castle, playing a virtuous 26 minutes guitar solo. The dragon kills himself in boredom. He find the princess and plays another solo that exploits all the techniques of atonality into ternary bars learned in the last 3 years of the conservatory. The princess escapes and run behind the Heavy Metal protagonist.
HARD ROCK:
Arrives in a red convertible with two busty blondes and drinking Jack Daniel's directly in the bottle. Kills the dragon with a knife and makes an orgy with the princess and the blondes.
GLAM ROCK:
Arrives at the castle. The dragon laughed so much when he see him and let he pass. He enters the castle, steals the princess hair dresser and lipstick. Then convinces her to paint the castle to pink, and change her hair color.
INDIE ROCK:
Enter by the castle’s backdoor. The dragon felt guilty about want to hurt that skinny nerd with glasses and let him pass. The princess cannot hold and stand to hear him talking about fashion and films, and flees with the Heavy Metal protagonist.
Fan Character Meme
Posted 14 years agoStolen from Kayla-Na
OK on to the meme!
Rules:
1) Pick one of your FCs/OCs
2) Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your FC/OC
3) Tag 3 people at the end of the quiz
START
1.)What's your name?
Al. Just Al.
2.)Do you know why you were named that?
Contraction from Alazahell... and a silly joke with the brasilian form to understand a dog barking...
3.) Are you single or taken?
Single...
4).Have any abilities or powers?
I'm a ordinary guy... ordinary people don't have any powers... oh.. sorry... i have one: the power of Murphy... anything can happens with me... all the time.
5.) Stop being a mary-sue >>
I don't get it...
6.) Uh...if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
I don't know. I have Kevin Nash as a strong wrestler example, so i think i can't win this match.
7.) Riiiight... Have any family members?
Nikki and ByM. They are my family.
8.) Oh? How about pets?
Nikki is my pet.
9.) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like.
Dissimulation.
10.) Something that you do like?
Friends.
11) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
I want to practice martial arts again... but something different this time.. maybe Tai Chi.
12.)Have you ever hurt anyone in anyway before?
Yes.
13.)Ever...killed anyone before?
Nope.
14.)What kind of animal are you? >>.
I'm a brasilian german sheppard dog. That's all.
15.)Name your worst habits.
I take too much time to say what i need to say.
16.)Do you look up to anyone at all?
Yes.
17.)Gay, straight, or bi?
Straight.
18.)Do you go to school?
I already finish the school.
19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
Not anymore.
20.) Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
Nope. I'm a boring person.
21.)What are you most afraid of? I promise I won't laugh.
Myself.
22.)*snicker* Ok, ok. What color is your hair?
Black.
23.) Eyes?
Black.
24.) What do you usually wear? Nothing perverted >>
Long shorts, black t-shirt and my glasses.
25.) Ok. What's your religion?
When anyone reply my answers, i'll decide for that one as my religion.
26.)Do you wish this quiz is over?
It's taking so long... yes.
27.) Well, it's still not over. xD
What your problem, man?
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
Rio de Janeiro.
29.) What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)
Middle class, i think.
30.) How many friends do you have?
I can count in two hands.
31.) Wow. If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
My luck.
32.) If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? And I don't want no cheap answer, ya hear?
Help the people I love, and so I decide what to do with the rest.
33.) What is your thoughts on pie?
Ok... the questions are becoming weird now...
34.) Alright. What's your favorite food?
Pasta.
35.) Favorite drink?
Fanta.
36.) What is your favorite place?
Any place at a special person side.
37.) Least favorite?
Any place without a special person side.
38.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
Of corse!
39.)Yeah. Well, it's over. D:
Finally...
40.) Now, tag 3 people!
Damn...
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/rainhazerg/
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/luvon/
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/jolene/
OK on to the meme!
Rules:
1) Pick one of your FCs/OCs
2) Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your FC/OC
3) Tag 3 people at the end of the quiz
START
1.)What's your name?
Al. Just Al.
2.)Do you know why you were named that?
Contraction from Alazahell... and a silly joke with the brasilian form to understand a dog barking...
3.) Are you single or taken?
Single...
4).Have any abilities or powers?
I'm a ordinary guy... ordinary people don't have any powers... oh.. sorry... i have one: the power of Murphy... anything can happens with me... all the time.
5.) Stop being a mary-sue >>
I don't get it...
6.) Uh...if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
I don't know. I have Kevin Nash as a strong wrestler example, so i think i can't win this match.
7.) Riiiight... Have any family members?
Nikki and ByM. They are my family.
8.) Oh? How about pets?
Nikki is my pet.
9.) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like.
Dissimulation.
10.) Something that you do like?
Friends.
11) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
I want to practice martial arts again... but something different this time.. maybe Tai Chi.
12.)Have you ever hurt anyone in anyway before?
Yes.
13.)Ever...killed anyone before?
Nope.
14.)What kind of animal are you? >>.
I'm a brasilian german sheppard dog. That's all.
15.)Name your worst habits.
I take too much time to say what i need to say.
16.)Do you look up to anyone at all?
Yes.
17.)Gay, straight, or bi?
Straight.
18.)Do you go to school?
I already finish the school.
19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
Not anymore.
20.) Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
Nope. I'm a boring person.
21.)What are you most afraid of? I promise I won't laugh.
Myself.
22.)*snicker* Ok, ok. What color is your hair?
Black.
23.) Eyes?
Black.
24.) What do you usually wear? Nothing perverted >>
Long shorts, black t-shirt and my glasses.
25.) Ok. What's your religion?
When anyone reply my answers, i'll decide for that one as my religion.
26.)Do you wish this quiz is over?
It's taking so long... yes.
27.) Well, it's still not over. xD
What your problem, man?
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
Rio de Janeiro.
29.) What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)
Middle class, i think.
30.) How many friends do you have?
I can count in two hands.
31.) Wow. If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
My luck.
32.) If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? And I don't want no cheap answer, ya hear?
Help the people I love, and so I decide what to do with the rest.
33.) What is your thoughts on pie?
Ok... the questions are becoming weird now...
34.) Alright. What's your favorite food?
Pasta.
35.) Favorite drink?
Fanta.
36.) What is your favorite place?
Any place at a special person side.
37.) Least favorite?
Any place without a special person side.
38.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
Of corse!
39.)Yeah. Well, it's over. D:
Finally...
40.) Now, tag 3 people!
Damn...
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/rainhazerg/
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/luvon/
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/jolene/
ABC meme
Posted 15 years agoA - AVAILABLE: yes
B - BIRTHDAY: August 2
C - CRUSHING ON: In fact, yes... but i'm not good enough or her...
D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Mentol liquor
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: Niki and ByM
F - FAVORITE SONG: Amor volat undique (Carl Orff - Carmina Burana)
G - GUMMY: ??
H - HOMETOWN: Rio de Janeiro, Brasil (with S not Z, please!)
I - IN LOVE WITH: See “C”
J - JUGGLE: ??
K - KILLED SOMEONE: Myself sometimes, but i always respawn at morning...
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: 7 hours from Rio de janeiro to Minas Gerais
M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: Ovomaltine
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: none
O - ONE WISH: Hunnnn... resolve "C"
P - PERSON YOU CALLED LAST: My daughter
Q- QUOTE: Machiavelli was a man of vision
R- REASON TO SMILE: If i like you, i can smile for you
S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: Baptize - Yui
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 07am
U- UMBRELLA: Make zombies
V - VEGETABLE(S): Have bad taste
W - WORST HABIT: i don't want to talk about it right now...
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: Teeth, head and both hands and arms
Y – YOYOS ARE: the candy or the toy? Both are bad...
Z - ZODIAC SIGN: Leo
B - BIRTHDAY: August 2
C - CRUSHING ON: In fact, yes... but i'm not good enough or her...
D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Mentol liquor
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: Niki and ByM
F - FAVORITE SONG: Amor volat undique (Carl Orff - Carmina Burana)
G - GUMMY: ??
H - HOMETOWN: Rio de Janeiro, Brasil (with S not Z, please!)
I - IN LOVE WITH: See “C”
J - JUGGLE: ??
K - KILLED SOMEONE: Myself sometimes, but i always respawn at morning...
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: 7 hours from Rio de janeiro to Minas Gerais
M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: Ovomaltine
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: none
O - ONE WISH: Hunnnn... resolve "C"
P - PERSON YOU CALLED LAST: My daughter
Q- QUOTE: Machiavelli was a man of vision
R- REASON TO SMILE: If i like you, i can smile for you
S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: Baptize - Yui
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 07am
U- UMBRELLA: Make zombies
V - VEGETABLE(S): Have bad taste
W - WORST HABIT: i don't want to talk about it right now...
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: Teeth, head and both hands and arms
Y – YOYOS ARE: the candy or the toy? Both are bad...
Z - ZODIAC SIGN: Leo
'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
Posted 15 years agoGanked from Sobotkajr (http://www.furaffinity.net/user/ssobotkajr) and Fluffball (http://www.furaffinity.net/user/fluffball/)
***"I'm sorry"***
I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you
I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants
I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"
I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk
I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things
I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.
I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date
I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy
I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care
But most of all
I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore
I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am
I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.
I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
I'm Sorry
That I cared
I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough moxie to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
***"I'm sorry"***
I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you
I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants
I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"
I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk
I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things
I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.
I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date
I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy
I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care
But most of all
I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore
I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am
I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.
I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
I'm Sorry
That I cared
I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough moxie to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
New Furry character in games
Posted 15 years agohttp://www.fightersgeneration.com/c.....to-nanaya.html
This is the lovely squirrel girl Makoto Nanaya, from Blazblue: Continuum Shift, the sequel of the original game Blazblue: Calamity Trigger.
http://www.fightersgeneration.com/n...../makoto-cs.jpg
http://www.fightersgeneration.com/n.....akoto-cs11.jpg
She's really cute. That's makes me think about other fury chars in games, like all the chars from Brutal Paws of Fury, and Tai Fu: Path of the Tiger.
Anyone remember about other memorable furry char in games?
This is the lovely squirrel girl Makoto Nanaya, from Blazblue: Continuum Shift, the sequel of the original game Blazblue: Calamity Trigger.
http://www.fightersgeneration.com/n...../makoto-cs.jpg
http://www.fightersgeneration.com/n.....akoto-cs11.jpg
She's really cute. That's makes me think about other fury chars in games, like all the chars from Brutal Paws of Fury, and Tai Fu: Path of the Tiger.
Anyone remember about other memorable furry char in games?
