...I feel like Johnny from Metal Gear Solid....

My mother got back from the hospital last night. The doctors said there was no serious injurys, So they gave her some morphine and meds, then sent her home. I`m so happy that nothing went seriously wrong in that fall...

My sister finally managed to get a text thru to my mothers boy friend, she just left now. On her way to the hospital....

My mother just fucking fell while taking the dog out. This is a major fucking problem because she has serious back problems. It hard to get phone services out here and our home phone is out.....My fucking god....She was crying, my sister came out because i could not stand to see her in pain....

Let me just explain before i tell you about what happened. Most of my school is outside (the outside is pretty much the hall way), and is somewhat near a plot of land used for farming. Today, i guess they were tending it and used some sort of manure to fertilize it. HOLY FUCKING MOTHER OF GODDDDDD!! It smelled like Chicken? Horse? cow? I don't know, some sort of shit. It was just awful, and the stench stayed around throughout the entire day! Every time i go out to my next period, i get a mouth full of putrid shit-air. Every time i left a class i just thought, ''I`m breathing shit-air into my lungs, its being absorbed into my bloodstream. I am literately, full of shit''. I just cant explain how bad it was, mangs.....ugh.....

HahahaHA! I have finally managed to fix my Anthrocon.com account info! Those of you who were talking to me during the mishap, you may resume PMing if you would like.

....Th-Their........IN HEAVEN!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6eSxCZtrPY

Hey guys, i just noticed. My writing skills are god awful. Its fucking embarrassing for someone who is in 9th grade. It looks like a three year old with a pitchfork for hands.......

So today i watched the lion king, great piece of cinema, and i noticed something in the scene where Nala and Simba are rompin` around in the grass and.......Well, it could just be the internetz talking but.....Here,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCebAa9qKz8

Skip to around 1:25. Now tell me, that shit looks fucking suggestive. And i just noticed that today, i`ve seen the movie several times, the last one before i saw it today was about when i was 7.....Really.......Or am i just that bad?

.....May he rest in peace.

This freshmang guy at my school if fucking stalking my sister. She told me today that he came up to her and said that he liked her. shes 18, hes like.....15? My sister just said its not going to happen, and he just freaked out and said that he would change. He also said that he would go to Virgina and do SOMETHING to her past boy friend (There still friends). And the thing that made me shit myself is how he knows that we got a new dog. HOW THE HELL WOULD HE KNOW THAT, I ASKED MY SISTER AND SHE DIDN'T TELL HIM! This guy is just fucking strange.

I was quite bored in class today, so i deiced to write a little story, hope ya enjoy = 3


‘’So, what are we going to do today’’ I asked. ‘’I don’t know, maybe go to the park. Have a nice little picnic’’ She replied. It sounded like a great Idea to me, so I made a sandwich, put on my jacket, and headed for the door. ‘’You can head on out, I have to find something’’ she said in a muffled voice. It was a nice day, other than how frigid it was. I didn’t mind the cold. I loved it. When I got to the park I looked for a good spot to place everything down ‘’Hmm…seems like everyone else deiced to go to the park on a Thursday afternoon’’ I said to my self. As I waited there for her I noticed that it would be a bit boring here, just talking and eating. It needs something fun. Just as I finished that thought some thing hit me in the shoulder. It was a green Frisbee. When I looked over to see who my attacker was, I noticed it was her, and laughed. ‘’Wadya do that for?’’ for I asked. ‘’I dono’’ she replied with a grin. ‘’Sooooo, wana throw a green disk around?’’ ‘’Only if you get first go’’ I said. She came over and picked up the Frisbee. ‘’Go long!’’ she said in the deep voice of a food ball player. I abided by her command, and started running away. She thru the disk with great strength, more than I thought she would have. As I was running, I forgot to look back like any sane person would and tripped on something solid, possible a rock, or possible the skull of some startled gentleman. The fall scared me, as I didn’t stop at the ground. I kept falling. As I landed I let out sort of yelp, something you would hear from a dog asking for food. The water was freezing. I rushed out of it was fast as I could. Above the hill of what I know now as a lake, I noticed her running up to me. ‘’Are you alright?’’ she asked. I smiled. ‘’Aw, man…That has got to be the stupidest thing I have done!’’

We gotsa new doggeh!!! Her name is Willow, she is a Australian Shepherd and border-coli. Shes 1 year old, and keeps trying to lick peoples ear! Quite strange, but who cares, shes adorable.

I hope era` bahday had a nice Thanksgiving. We ate at around 4 because for some reason, on Thanksgiving every body eats at like some old lady dinnertime. I did enjoy my time. I hope, as i have said before, i hope era` bahday had a nice day!

AHAHAHAHAH! My dumb ass neighbors are frying a turkey! Don't get me wrong, i love fried turkey, its tasty shit. Now i`ll tell you the reason that i put a exclamation point at the end of the sentence. There frying it inside. Even more idiotic, They burned down there kitchen last year, and there FUCKING DOING IT AGAIN THIS YEAR! I`m going to fucking watch there house all tomorrow at wait for the smoke to rise! Now, if your wonder why i`m being such an ass to my neighbors, just go into my journals and find ''Neighbor emergency'' And its thrilling sequel; ''Neighbor emergency, WAS A GOD DAMN LIE''

I had a a dream, i was enjoying my half day off. When i woke up, i was in school. I nearly shit myself from the WTF.

So i just got back from Duke medical. I don`t think that's what its called, but duke is in the name. I went there for basic stuff, until they said i need to go to labs (Blood work). I almost had a panic attack when she said that. I am extremely Belonephobic, or Trypanophobic, whatever you prefer. What makes this even worse that that it is next to impossible to to locate the veins in my arms to get blood for some reason. Past times i`ve went they would just be digging around in my arm looking for my veins saying ''I`m sorry. Does this hurt?'' And every time i try to hold back yelling FUCKING YES! But the plebotomist that i went to seemed awesome right off that bat (I think his name was Raji). He looked for the veins in my arms first (which, some one has only done once before believe it or not). And he said hes been doing it for a good 52 years. And what did he do when he couldn't find the veins in my arms? He put a hot bag of water on my hands and waited (It does the opposite of putting ice on a wound, it draws out the blood, it also numbs it). I was feeling much better than i usually am until i found out he had to fill 6 vials. So i guess all together, everything went better than expected.

......Around 2000 to 2007 (Not counting retro games, super metroid is epicly boss). It`s just when i was younger, i had a PS2. That damn thing was awesome. Grand theft auto San Andres, Kingdom hearts, Return to castle Wolfenstin, Star wars battlefront 1 and 2, Way of the samurai (there was then one night-to-day cut seen that scared the shit out of me), Mercenaries, Resident evil 4, The list just goes on, and on. I just finished downloading up and emulator, Now i can play all those games with out a PS2.....In the words of Necroscope86, ''That is fuzzing awesome''.

THE INTERNET WENT OUT!!!!


But its back on now. So i`m happy now! =3

.....I made myself a sandwich. My mommy named it Fred! It tastes like beans and bacon. And smells like its been dead!!!! ..... .....
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So today in class they took our laptops to put some program on it that monitors what we do on our laptops. I guess they did it because so many people were on Facebook like, FUCKING LITERATELY ALL THE TIME. The thing that worry's me is that if hey can see what were doing at home. It kinda scares me. One of the lady's in my class was wondering if they could see what we do all the time. Well the teacher responded, ''Ya, but only when your at school. For some reason i there`s so many people looking up porn at school. We just print off peoples history and laugh when we see something on Redtube.'' And get this, even when they put this thing that looks at what were doing at school, PEOPLE WERE STILL ON FACEBOOK ALL THE DAMN TIME!'' I mean, i may derp around on Cracked some times, but when you just sit there talking to your friend for a full hour and 30 minutes, its major WTF.

Well, i was just sitting in the living room, watching some Northernlion videos on YouTube when out of no were that episode of Taboo that featured furies just happened to come on. Out of instinct, i rapidly looked towards my mother, who was holding the remote. I asked her to change the channel (out of fear of her mocking to furies) But apparently she had not seen that episode.....Everything was going well...until the segment featuring some rich guy who`s pastime is being a hobo ended. The blue cat guy (i cant not remember) Suited up, and that`s when shit sort of hit the fan. he went on to say ''People might think that i`m strange'' which my mother replied with. ''Of coarse people think your strange! Look at you? Why??!?!?'' Once some segments featuring some cool suits and other random facts ended, it talked about the ''darker side'' of the fandom Which my mother promptly changed the channel. Then went on to say ''Ya, your finally getting to what these sickos are all about'' I glared at my mother with out even thinking. And what scared the shit out of me was when she looked back at me with a strange look in her eye and said, ''What?'' As i have said before, it scared the shit out of me, so i simply said ''Ya know, cats taste like gravy''. This would seen like some sort of coverup for something else, but i am a very random person in person (YAY FOR REDUNDANCY!)..........This was, as the name states, and unfortunate situation.

Tis indeed true, my friends. Barack Obama one the election. In my opinion its quite nice.

...And unfortunately it looks like Romney is going to win. Although i am more towards being politically independent. I would rather have a democratic president.

....Came in today. 60 65 74 90.....I'm highly disappointed in myself. =(