Adult content just in the printed version...
Posted 13 years agoGuys, I am seeing a new trend starting in the furry fandom. After creating random characters, drawing a nice picture of them and selling the rights of that character to uncreative folks with a lot of money, our dear artists come to the conclusion that they try to draw comics, post everything of them online except the juicy parts.
Mostly I don't see a problem with it, but recently I found out that some of these artists were even crowdfunding to be able to get the comic started. And then withholding some stuff we, the fandom, payed already in advance? On the other side other artists then do comics, print them and decide to post the first pages online and will only continue if they get enough "donations"... practically milking their cash cow twice.
So, uh... Isn't there something getting quite wrong here?
Mostly I don't see a problem with it, but recently I found out that some of these artists were even crowdfunding to be able to get the comic started. And then withholding some stuff we, the fandom, payed already in advance? On the other side other artists then do comics, print them and decide to post the first pages online and will only continue if they get enough "donations"... practically milking their cash cow twice.
So, uh... Isn't there something getting quite wrong here?
Nanookjackal art raffle
Posted 13 years agoA good jackal bud from Germany is celebrating his birthday and he gives a raffle who may hump his gorgeous ass! In a pic of course :P
Check this out: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3588315/
Check this out: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3588315/
Testing! Streaming my Writing!
Posted 13 years agoHello, Fellas!
I am giving now a chance to watch me writing on Google docs for now. I am writing on a gift porn story for my dear friend Godracos, so I hope you might want to take a look.
Link to that document: https://docs.google.com/document/d/.....KM_G7VMNk/edit
I am giving now a chance to watch me writing on Google docs for now. I am writing on a gift porn story for my dear friend Godracos, so I hope you might want to take a look.
Link to that document: https://docs.google.com/document/d/.....KM_G7VMNk/edit
Writing Commissions
Posted 13 years agoAs I feel a huge hole in my chest these days and the lack of feedback to anything I have ever created, I wondered if anyone would be interested in a story commission from me. It could be done in German or English and I'd propose a per word payment.
Would anyone be interested in something like that? How much would you pay?
Would anyone be interested in something like that? How much would you pay?
Is Anal better than oral?
Posted 13 years agoFolks, I am just curious...
I almost instaniously got 4 comments on my newest close-up of me fucking Sam. (http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7576998)
The other close-Up of Sam sucking me off got slightly less favs and no comment at all. (http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7577088)
Personally I totally adore how he sucks me off with his closed eyes and the jizz coating his muzzle, making it way hotter than the anal pic. So is anal better than oral? Because usually I prefer a well done oral pic over an anal pic.
-Areku
I almost instaniously got 4 comments on my newest close-up of me fucking Sam. (http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7576998)
The other close-Up of Sam sucking me off got slightly less favs and no comment at all. (http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7577088)
Personally I totally adore how he sucks me off with his closed eyes and the jizz coating his muzzle, making it way hotter than the anal pic. So is anal better than oral? Because usually I prefer a well done oral pic over an anal pic.
-Areku
An alle meine Deutschen Freunde!
Posted 14 years agoAreku hat nun ein hübsches, neues iPhone!
Und deswegen auch eine neue Mobilnummer:
Null Eins Sieben Sechs / Sieben Null Sechs Vier Neun Eins Drei Null
Und deswegen auch eine neue Mobilnummer:
Null Eins Sieben Sechs / Sieben Null Sechs Vier Neun Eins Drei Null
Dynasty +1
Posted 14 years agoI turned 26 today. \o/
Anubis Kruger draws everything for your jackal needs!
Posted 14 years agoFind me on Google+
Posted 14 years agoCharacter Auctions
Posted 14 years agoThere is this new trend I see on FA getting more and more popular. I have seen it a few times so far that people try to milk even more money out of us furries by selling character concepts. I mean you can have a name or a picture copyrighted, but you can't copyright a character concept.
Additionally, are people that lazy to use their brain and come up with their own interesting and/or sexy character concept? Are they so desperate to buy even that from artists? The reason I am bitching about this is that I have seen a) Artists trying to get money that way and b) people actually bidding on something like that.
As an author and very creative person I just can't understand what it is so hard to work on a character to make him or her to something you love and enjoy.
-Areku
Additionally, are people that lazy to use their brain and come up with their own interesting and/or sexy character concept? Are they so desperate to buy even that from artists? The reason I am bitching about this is that I have seen a) Artists trying to get money that way and b) people actually bidding on something like that.
As an author and very creative person I just can't understand what it is so hard to work on a character to make him or her to something you love and enjoy.
-Areku
How to treat your customers, dear furry artists.
Posted 14 years agoCopied from 
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Since many artists recently have been posting a nice 'How to'-chart about how to communicate with and treat (furry) artists,
I thought I could do this the other way round, as some sort of guideline for how to treat those who spend money on your art.
Now first of all, I'm sure many of you could just lean back and pick those with the best payment and perfect way of
describing what they want, but if you really offer commissions to anyone, and if someone picks it, AND if there is conclusion of a
purchase/sales contract, then please keep the following points in mind.
1. You sure are no mindless drawing robot and no one could expect you to bristle with inspiration 24/7.
BUT, if you offer commissions and let people pay in advance, it is a matter of morality to get things done as quick as possible.
And if an applicant gives you a detailled description, it's less personal inspiration but more 'drawing as been told', like a
construction worker bricking walls according to a plan.
Quintessence: You offer manpower, you get paid, you have to fulfill your part of the contract and get to work - and not wait until another
day because you are currently not in the mood for it. The moment you have the money, it is your job and duty!
2. If you feel your real life taking more and more free time, do not accpet more commissions than you can handle.
Again, especially when demanding payment in advance!
It is far off good morality getting hundrets of dollars within a few days and taking months for the first sketch to come up with.
3. Brief your customers.
It is not hours of work sending out mails to people and telling them about the status.
Again: If you got payed in advance, it is your duty, and not your customers' business to check on your status page
every week to get information about progress.
And also,a gain: If this seems too much work for you, don't keep on accepting further commissions to your already
towering pile of work.
4. Stay within order.
Offering Halloween commissions at the end of September and not getting them done until end of October because you
felt like doing the "Iron Artist" run inbetween is not okay!
Exceptions can be made, but that's the same as in the queue in front of the supermarket checkout counter: If someone wants
a picture as a birthday or wedding gift, ask the ones already in the queue if they are okay with a delay and don't assume
anyone who didn't set a specific date could wait for a year.
Besides, if someone gets the idea to a birthday-gift-picture two weeks before the birthday, it is their own fault if it won't get
done until then - if they are at the end of the queue and no one would let them go ahead.
5. Make a schedule of birthdays and conventions you plan attending or doing art for and offer 'independent' commissions only if
you feel you still have time for them - after cheking on what you have been planning for the conventions.
Is is not fair letting people wait for their picture because you need to squeeze even more commissions/works inbetween to make
more money at the con.
Failing at you personal planning is your own fault and in terms of trading, after receiving payment, your customers go FIRST!
6. Offering commissions for a rush of money - for a broken car or some other bill - is perfectly okay.
Still, the moment you get the money you are involved in a contract and you have to come up with your part within an appropriate
period of time. It is not okay to disregard customers who already payed you for those taking "emergeny commissions". If opening them at all,
either make absolutely clear that those pictures could take x weeks/months or do as everyone else does: Find another way to pay your bills.
Your customers waiting for months already are not responsible for what made you needing money and folks taking your emergency
commissions are no cheap bank to borrow money from. Again, as soon as you receive payment, it is a purchase/sales contract and
it is your duty to fulfill your part within an appropriate span of time.
To this point, that's all I can think of right now.
If anyone of you - my readers - feel the same about what I just wrote, re-post it and if think I forgot about some things worth mentioning, please tell me!
To the artists reading this: I'm not insulting anyone of you equally. There are many 'professionals' amongst you that do business as it should be done.
But should you feel addressed in some way, don't go right into bashing, but think about what made you feel adressed first!
Thank you.
- BlechFuchs aka CyberFox (aka Evil Twin Maxie ^^)

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Since many artists recently have been posting a nice 'How to'-chart about how to communicate with and treat (furry) artists,
I thought I could do this the other way round, as some sort of guideline for how to treat those who spend money on your art.
Now first of all, I'm sure many of you could just lean back and pick those with the best payment and perfect way of
describing what they want, but if you really offer commissions to anyone, and if someone picks it, AND if there is conclusion of a
purchase/sales contract, then please keep the following points in mind.
1. You sure are no mindless drawing robot and no one could expect you to bristle with inspiration 24/7.
BUT, if you offer commissions and let people pay in advance, it is a matter of morality to get things done as quick as possible.
And if an applicant gives you a detailled description, it's less personal inspiration but more 'drawing as been told', like a
construction worker bricking walls according to a plan.
Quintessence: You offer manpower, you get paid, you have to fulfill your part of the contract and get to work - and not wait until another
day because you are currently not in the mood for it. The moment you have the money, it is your job and duty!
2. If you feel your real life taking more and more free time, do not accpet more commissions than you can handle.
Again, especially when demanding payment in advance!
It is far off good morality getting hundrets of dollars within a few days and taking months for the first sketch to come up with.
3. Brief your customers.
It is not hours of work sending out mails to people and telling them about the status.
Again: If you got payed in advance, it is your duty, and not your customers' business to check on your status page
every week to get information about progress.
And also,a gain: If this seems too much work for you, don't keep on accepting further commissions to your already
towering pile of work.
4. Stay within order.
Offering Halloween commissions at the end of September and not getting them done until end of October because you
felt like doing the "Iron Artist" run inbetween is not okay!
Exceptions can be made, but that's the same as in the queue in front of the supermarket checkout counter: If someone wants
a picture as a birthday or wedding gift, ask the ones already in the queue if they are okay with a delay and don't assume
anyone who didn't set a specific date could wait for a year.
Besides, if someone gets the idea to a birthday-gift-picture two weeks before the birthday, it is their own fault if it won't get
done until then - if they are at the end of the queue and no one would let them go ahead.
5. Make a schedule of birthdays and conventions you plan attending or doing art for and offer 'independent' commissions only if
you feel you still have time for them - after cheking on what you have been planning for the conventions.
Is is not fair letting people wait for their picture because you need to squeeze even more commissions/works inbetween to make
more money at the con.
Failing at you personal planning is your own fault and in terms of trading, after receiving payment, your customers go FIRST!
6. Offering commissions for a rush of money - for a broken car or some other bill - is perfectly okay.
Still, the moment you get the money you are involved in a contract and you have to come up with your part within an appropriate
period of time. It is not okay to disregard customers who already payed you for those taking "emergeny commissions". If opening them at all,
either make absolutely clear that those pictures could take x weeks/months or do as everyone else does: Find another way to pay your bills.
Your customers waiting for months already are not responsible for what made you needing money and folks taking your emergency
commissions are no cheap bank to borrow money from. Again, as soon as you receive payment, it is a purchase/sales contract and
it is your duty to fulfill your part within an appropriate span of time.
To this point, that's all I can think of right now.
If anyone of you - my readers - feel the same about what I just wrote, re-post it and if think I forgot about some things worth mentioning, please tell me!
To the artists reading this: I'm not insulting anyone of you equally. There are many 'professionals' amongst you that do business as it should be done.
But should you feel addressed in some way, don't go right into bashing, but think about what made you feel adressed first!
Thank you.
- BlechFuchs aka CyberFox (aka Evil Twin Maxie ^^)
Dear Artists!
Posted 15 years agoMy dear artists!
nefer and I are looking for an artist to draw for us a little series of six pictures. Those pics should be colored with background and can be digital. The maximum number of characters on such a pic is three.
That series is of erotic and pornographic nature. The actors are three in total: Two males and one shemale, all jackals. For quality we expect to be somewhere around those following pictures.
Examples:
http://d.facdn.net/art/alexeagle/12.....u_fin_show.jpg --- Areku
http://d.facdn.net/art/alexeagle/12.....reku_small.jpg --- Areku and Anubis
http://d.facdn.net/art/nefer/128997.....pt___72res.jpg --- Nefer
For Payment we think about 150-200 Euros (Those are around $175-$250). As I am doing this the first time for Nefer I reserve the right to discuss with her about all the entries and we will decide who we gonna choose. If you have questions about what you're expecting to draw, contact us as we don't want to spoil the series idea too much already.
Best Regards,
Areku
nefer and I are looking for an artist to draw for us a little series of six pictures. Those pics should be colored with background and can be digital. The maximum number of characters on such a pic is three.That series is of erotic and pornographic nature. The actors are three in total: Two males and one shemale, all jackals. For quality we expect to be somewhere around those following pictures.
Examples:
http://d.facdn.net/art/alexeagle/12.....u_fin_show.jpg --- Areku
http://d.facdn.net/art/alexeagle/12.....reku_small.jpg --- Areku and Anubis
http://d.facdn.net/art/nefer/128997.....pt___72res.jpg --- Nefer
For Payment we think about 150-200 Euros (Those are around $175-$250). As I am doing this the first time for Nefer I reserve the right to discuss with her about all the entries and we will decide who we gonna choose. If you have questions about what you're expecting to draw, contact us as we don't want to spoil the series idea too much already.
Best Regards,
Areku
YamatoIouko's Birthday!
Posted 15 years ago
YamatoIouko is celebrating his birthday with a raffle to have sex with him!Check that hot wolf stud out! --- http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1820672/
Areku on Steam!
Posted 15 years agoI finally bought my first game on Steam: Civilization V
So I'd like to offer myself to get added by my fellow followers. My Steam profile is:
http://steamcommunity.com/id/arekualkhemi
Or just search for Areku al-Khemi. Beware of the rising Egypt World Empire.
So I'd like to offer myself to get added by my fellow followers. My Steam profile is:
http://steamcommunity.com/id/arekualkhemi
Or just search for Areku al-Khemi. Beware of the rising Egypt World Empire.
YiffIndex
Posted 15 years agoWith this journal I give you advice not to use this program and not help the creator to do the tagging work as he supports discrimination. Although already told of the issues with lacking tags and incorrect species he refuses to correct them to continue discriminating shemales/cuntboys, zoophilia and many other aspects of our furry community.
DO NOT SUPPORT OR USE YIFFINDEX!
DO NOT SUPPORT OR USE YIFFINDEX!
2010 - Der Anfang vom Ende
Posted 16 years agoJoar, neues Jahr fängt schonmal beschissen an.
Ich bin bei der MMC auf Warteposition gelandet, Ruhrcon war auch schon voll, EF kann und will ich mir nicht leisten. Scheinbar das erste Con-lose Jahr für mich.
Eigentlich könnte ich schreiben, wie ich mir für das neue Jahr vorgenommen habe abzunehmen und regelmaäßig zu trainieren. Das Schnuppertraining bei McFit fand ich schon sehr angenehm. Ich denke ich schreibe mich am Donnerstag da ein.
Ansonsten: Ja, ich hab mich ziemlich rar gemacht inzwischen, da ich auf Furbase irgendwie keine Lust mehr habe... Der Aufwand mich durch die Beiträge zu arbeiten steht in keinem Verhältnis zum Ergebnis. Das paart sich auch zu meiner Unlust auf IRC, weil im Pantherchat und Furbasechannel auch kaum mehr interessante Dinge passieren. Wer mich erreichen will, der kann das gerne über meine Instant Messenger machen.
Ich bin bei der MMC auf Warteposition gelandet, Ruhrcon war auch schon voll, EF kann und will ich mir nicht leisten. Scheinbar das erste Con-lose Jahr für mich.
Eigentlich könnte ich schreiben, wie ich mir für das neue Jahr vorgenommen habe abzunehmen und regelmaäßig zu trainieren. Das Schnuppertraining bei McFit fand ich schon sehr angenehm. Ich denke ich schreibe mich am Donnerstag da ein.
Ansonsten: Ja, ich hab mich ziemlich rar gemacht inzwischen, da ich auf Furbase irgendwie keine Lust mehr habe... Der Aufwand mich durch die Beiträge zu arbeiten steht in keinem Verhältnis zum Ergebnis. Das paart sich auch zu meiner Unlust auf IRC, weil im Pantherchat und Furbasechannel auch kaum mehr interessante Dinge passieren. Wer mich erreichen will, der kann das gerne über meine Instant Messenger machen.
Well, I am on Twitter as well. I doubt someone might be interested, but I'd love to see you there.
https://twitter.com/Arekualkhemi
https://twitter.com/Arekualkhemi
Sex Meme
Posted 17 years agoStolen by
yamibliss
Fill in the answers if you want to:
1. Guys and/or Girls?
2. What turns you on, furry and real life?
3. Dominant, or Submissive?
4. What gets you the most randy? (i.e. a long workout, or some kind of smell/taste)
5. What are you most likely: The Romantic, The Pervert, The Whore
6. You like fore-play, or just get straight to it?
7. What's your #1 thing to do before sex?
8. Do you do it clothed, or butt-naked?
9. Lots of noise, or keep quiet?
10. Where would you want to have sex at? (excluding the bed)
11. What's your favorite position?
12. Any kind of fetishes at all?
13. Would you do me?
14. Would you let me do you?
15. Would you post this journal, to see what I say to you?
yamiblissFill in the answers if you want to:
1. Guys and/or Girls?
2. What turns you on, furry and real life?
3. Dominant, or Submissive?
4. What gets you the most randy? (i.e. a long workout, or some kind of smell/taste)
5. What are you most likely: The Romantic, The Pervert, The Whore
6. You like fore-play, or just get straight to it?
7. What's your #1 thing to do before sex?
8. Do you do it clothed, or butt-naked?
9. Lots of noise, or keep quiet?
10. Where would you want to have sex at? (excluding the bed)
11. What's your favorite position?
12. Any kind of fetishes at all?
13. Would you do me?
14. Would you let me do you?
15. Would you post this journal, to see what I say to you?
My Fursona.com - Because everyone does it.
Posted 17 years agoSuper Smash Brothers BRAWL Voices
Posted 17 years agoI have a question for all those who already have their US Copy of Brawl. Are the Japanese voice sets included? Can you switch to them or are you forced to listen to the IMO aweful American dubbing?
Details requested!
Details requested!
NEWCOMER
Posted 18 years agoSuper Smash Brothers Brawl MEME
Character:
Areku al-Khemi
Weight:
Light
Speed:
High
Jump:
High
Skills
B:
Ankh Shield - Creates a huge blinking ankh in front of Areku for a second. Reflects projectiles.
Up B:
Jackal Jump - Very high spontanous jump, doesn't cause damage
Down B:
Anubis' Army - Summons one of Anubis' soldiers for 30 seconds. Follows Areku and acts like Nana in Ice Climbers
Left/Right B:
Mummification - Wraps the enemy in range in bandages. Bandages get loose after either 5 seconds or pushing the Analog stick around
A:
First two hits with the tip of his staff, then whirling the staff around in his paws.
Right/Left A:
Staff Thrust into the opponent's stomach
Down A:
*bows to Anubis*
Up A:
Staff Uppercut
Dash A:
Staff pole jump - Uses the Staff as a Vault and jumps feet forward into the enemy.
FINAL SMASH
Judgement of the heart - Summons the massive libra to weighten the hearts of the opponents. Inflicts damage as much as Areku's damage gauge shows without inflicting any pressure.
Taunt one
Feel the wrath of the gods!
Character:
Areku al-Khemi
Weight:
Light
Speed:
High
Jump:
High
Skills
B:
Ankh Shield - Creates a huge blinking ankh in front of Areku for a second. Reflects projectiles.
Up B:
Jackal Jump - Very high spontanous jump, doesn't cause damage
Down B:
Anubis' Army - Summons one of Anubis' soldiers for 30 seconds. Follows Areku and acts like Nana in Ice Climbers
Left/Right B:
Mummification - Wraps the enemy in range in bandages. Bandages get loose after either 5 seconds or pushing the Analog stick around
A:
First two hits with the tip of his staff, then whirling the staff around in his paws.
Right/Left A:
Staff Thrust into the opponent's stomach
Down A:
*bows to Anubis*
Up A:
Staff Uppercut
Dash A:
Staff pole jump - Uses the Staff as a Vault and jumps feet forward into the enemy.
FINAL SMASH
Judgement of the heart - Summons the massive libra to weighten the hearts of the opponents. Inflicts damage as much as Areku's damage gauge shows without inflicting any pressure.
Taunt one
Feel the wrath of the gods!
Video Game Meme
Posted 18 years ago1) What was your FIRST video game console?:
My very first self owned... Gameboy. At 4 years.
2) Name a few games you played on said console:
Super Mario Land, Tetris
3) Excluding handhelds, how many VG consoles do you own presently:
NES, SNES, N64, GC, PS2
4) Were you a Street Fighter nut? Any character in particular?:
No, Never.
5) If you think Capcom is a FUCKING awesome company with kickass character designs, I would like to hear a "hell yes" followed by a Capcom character you love.
Well, I like Jill Valentine...
6) Here's the scenario.. You had some friends over and you all ate FRIED CHICKEN! After the meal you all decide to play some video games. As your friend reaches for a controller you notice his/her hands are very "greasy." Are you the type that would insist they wash their hands before pawing the controller, or is it no big deal?:
We all should wash our hands, yes... I would Insist that
7) What's your favorite RPG/Action RPG?:
I really loved Secret of Mana.
8) Do you prefer 2D games or 3D games?
2D
9) Are you an SNK fan?
Absolutely not... Although Metal Slug is awesome.
9) Are you good at DDR?:
Somewhere between 9 footers and 10 footers.
10) Who wants to kick that dog's ass from Duck Hunt?:
Never played it.
11) Have you skipped out on important events in life because of video games?
Yes, I already did... Especially for Browser Games.
12) Do you listen to video game music?
I am a BEMANI nut, of course I do.
13) Have you ever cosplayed a VG character..?
A male archer from Ragnarök Online
14) Have you ever been in an arcade playing a fighting game, KICKING ASS, and then some 6 year old asian kid comes in and OWNS YOU??:
No, but I already met opponents towering above my skills.
15) Name three games you would love to see remakes of if it was done properly:
Secret of Mana,
16) Mario or Sonic?
Both have their good and bad games... I like the mushroom kingdom, but I go with Sonic as a character.
17) When a movie shows up in the theaters, let's use SpiderMan as an example, are you likely to buy the GAME version?:
No. Most of time it's a waste of money
18) What is your LEAST favorite genre of video games? (ex. fighting, sports, shooters, etc.):
I really hate FPS (first person shooters). Overrated and not innovative... Graphics are not everything.
19) Is there a game out there that you feel was unique and didn't get enough love:
Tetrisphere
20) Have you ever verbally abused a game because you couldn't beat one of the levels and/or bosses?
Yeah, I cursed at the game makers as I called them insane to think what I should be able to do.
21) Do you own any VG apparel?
Some little accessoires, nothing major or important.
22) What are your thoughts on the live-action Super Mario Bros movie?
Fully animated only. Or without that guy that ruins ALL video game movies.
23) On that note, what did you think about the live-action Street Fighter movie?
see 22)
24) Who hottest out of these three KOF chicks IYHO? Shermie, Leona, or Mai Never played King of Fighters. Terry as a girl looks neat.
25) Do you say "old-school" a lot when you're having a VG conversation with others?
I remember a time when games were about gameplay and not how many graphics we can get into it. So yeah, I guess.
26) Have you ever lent someone a game and they returned it to you damaged?
Yeah... I also lent games and never got them back.
27) Do you own any imported games?
Guitar Hero UK.
28) Are you ready for this meme to be over, or could you keep going:
Keep on, I love Video games.
29) In this scenario, let's pretend you're going to get a video game tattoo! What would you get and where? This can be simple or elaborate:
Well, I'd get the four asian Animal gods onto my body, inspired by IIDX DistorteD.
30) Have you ever cried after you beat a game? If so why?
I cried at the end of "Mystic Quest" for the Gameboy as you have to let the girl go and die to become the new mana tree.
My very first self owned... Gameboy. At 4 years.
2) Name a few games you played on said console:
Super Mario Land, Tetris
3) Excluding handhelds, how many VG consoles do you own presently:
NES, SNES, N64, GC, PS2
4) Were you a Street Fighter nut? Any character in particular?:
No, Never.
5) If you think Capcom is a FUCKING awesome company with kickass character designs, I would like to hear a "hell yes" followed by a Capcom character you love.
Well, I like Jill Valentine...
6) Here's the scenario.. You had some friends over and you all ate FRIED CHICKEN! After the meal you all decide to play some video games. As your friend reaches for a controller you notice his/her hands are very "greasy." Are you the type that would insist they wash their hands before pawing the controller, or is it no big deal?:
We all should wash our hands, yes... I would Insist that
7) What's your favorite RPG/Action RPG?:
I really loved Secret of Mana.
8) Do you prefer 2D games or 3D games?
2D
9) Are you an SNK fan?
Absolutely not... Although Metal Slug is awesome.
9) Are you good at DDR?:
Somewhere between 9 footers and 10 footers.
10) Who wants to kick that dog's ass from Duck Hunt?:
Never played it.
11) Have you skipped out on important events in life because of video games?
Yes, I already did... Especially for Browser Games.
12) Do you listen to video game music?
I am a BEMANI nut, of course I do.
13) Have you ever cosplayed a VG character..?
A male archer from Ragnarök Online
14) Have you ever been in an arcade playing a fighting game, KICKING ASS, and then some 6 year old asian kid comes in and OWNS YOU??:
No, but I already met opponents towering above my skills.
15) Name three games you would love to see remakes of if it was done properly:
Secret of Mana,
16) Mario or Sonic?
Both have their good and bad games... I like the mushroom kingdom, but I go with Sonic as a character.
17) When a movie shows up in the theaters, let's use SpiderMan as an example, are you likely to buy the GAME version?:
No. Most of time it's a waste of money
18) What is your LEAST favorite genre of video games? (ex. fighting, sports, shooters, etc.):
I really hate FPS (first person shooters). Overrated and not innovative... Graphics are not everything.
19) Is there a game out there that you feel was unique and didn't get enough love:
Tetrisphere
20) Have you ever verbally abused a game because you couldn't beat one of the levels and/or bosses?
Yeah, I cursed at the game makers as I called them insane to think what I should be able to do.
21) Do you own any VG apparel?
Some little accessoires, nothing major or important.
22) What are your thoughts on the live-action Super Mario Bros movie?
Fully animated only. Or without that guy that ruins ALL video game movies.
23) On that note, what did you think about the live-action Street Fighter movie?
see 22)
24) Who hottest out of these three KOF chicks IYHO? Shermie, Leona, or Mai Never played King of Fighters. Terry as a girl looks neat.
25) Do you say "old-school" a lot when you're having a VG conversation with others?
I remember a time when games were about gameplay and not how many graphics we can get into it. So yeah, I guess.
26) Have you ever lent someone a game and they returned it to you damaged?
Yeah... I also lent games and never got them back.
27) Do you own any imported games?
Guitar Hero UK.
28) Are you ready for this meme to be over, or could you keep going:
Keep on, I love Video games.
29) In this scenario, let's pretend you're going to get a video game tattoo! What would you get and where? This can be simple or elaborate:
Well, I'd get the four asian Animal gods onto my body, inspired by IIDX DistorteD.
30) Have you ever cried after you beat a game? If so why?
I cried at the end of "Mystic Quest" for the Gameboy as you have to let the girl go and die to become the new mana tree.
My bar tab is $1955
Posted 18 years agoSmoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Did some X -- $15
Did cocaine -- $20
Did meth -- $25
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Had sex with members of the same family -- $50
Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$50
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $100
Spit in someones food --$25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
Been raped -- $500
Have raped -- $200
Had sex with some one under 16 -- $300
Had sex with a dog -- $25
Had sex with a horse -- $50
Had sex with a cat -- $75 (extra points $50 if you tied it up so you didn't get scratched)
have you ever has sex in a fursuit -- $100
Have you ever had sex wile your partner where a fursuit -- $100
Been spanked by a lover -- $50
Been wiped by a lover -- $ 100
Been fisted -- $150
If you know what "CBT" stands for -- $250
Used whip cream in bed -- $25
Used handcuffs in bed -- $50
Used a whip or pattal in bed -- $75
Ever imagined the person you where having sex with was some one else -- $100
If you have had a butt plug in for more then an hour -- $75
If you ever used any vacuum cleaner attachments -- $100
Had some one come climb in your bedroom window for sex so your parents would not find out -- $100
Used a blow up doll -- $50
Drove away from a car accident you caused -- $500
Cut your self on purpose -- $100
Cut some one else on purpose -- $150
Pissed on some one $10 Add $10 if they drank it
Been pissed on $15 add $20 if you drank it
Shit on some one $20 add $25 if they ate it
Been shit on $25 add $50 if you ate it
If you have ever been shot -- $300
Dyed your hair -- $10
Dyed your pubes -- $20
If you ever ate your own cum (vaginal fluids for females)-- $20
Smoked wile having sex -- $20
Ate a sandwich wile having sex -- $50
Slapped some one across the face wile fucking them-- $100
If ever shoved a candle up some ones ass and lit it-- $200
Fucked some one wile they where crying-- $300
If you have ever fucked a girl on the rag -- $100
If you ate her out after -- $200
If you have sucked you're own cum out of a guys ass -- $200
If you took this test and where completely honest add -- $500
Didn't use a condom -- $50
Got an STD -- $ 25
Have an STD -- $ 100
Planed to kill some one -- $50
Killed somebody -- $1,000
Add $5 for each tattoo and piercing you have
Add $10 for each scar over an inch long that you have.
Did acid -- $5
Did some X -- $15
Did cocaine -- $20
Did meth -- $25
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Had sex with members of the same family -- $50
Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$50
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $100
Spit in someones food --$25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
Been raped -- $500
Have raped -- $200
Had sex with some one under 16 -- $300
Had sex with a dog -- $25
Had sex with a horse -- $50
Had sex with a cat -- $75 (extra points $50 if you tied it up so you didn't get scratched)
have you ever has sex in a fursuit -- $100
Have you ever had sex wile your partner where a fursuit -- $100
Been spanked by a lover -- $50
Been wiped by a lover -- $ 100
Been fisted -- $150
If you know what "CBT" stands for -- $250
Used whip cream in bed -- $25
Used handcuffs in bed -- $50
Used a whip or pattal in bed -- $75
Ever imagined the person you where having sex with was some one else -- $100
If you have had a butt plug in for more then an hour -- $75
If you ever used any vacuum cleaner attachments -- $100
Had some one come climb in your bedroom window for sex so your parents would not find out -- $100
Used a blow up doll -- $50
Drove away from a car accident you caused -- $500
Cut your self on purpose -- $100
Cut some one else on purpose -- $150
Pissed on some one $10 Add $10 if they drank it
Been pissed on $15 add $20 if you drank it
Shit on some one $20 add $25 if they ate it
Been shit on $25 add $50 if you ate it
If you have ever been shot -- $300
Dyed your hair -- $10
Dyed your pubes -- $20
If you ever ate your own cum (vaginal fluids for females)-- $20
Smoked wile having sex -- $20
Ate a sandwich wile having sex -- $50
Slapped some one across the face wile fucking them-- $100
If ever shoved a candle up some ones ass and lit it-- $200
Fucked some one wile they where crying-- $300
If you have ever fucked a girl on the rag -- $100
If you ate her out after -- $200
If you have sucked you're own cum out of a guys ass -- $200
If you took this test and where completely honest add -- $500
Didn't use a condom -- $50
Got an STD -- $ 25
Have an STD -- $ 100
Planed to kill some one -- $50
Killed somebody -- $1,000
Add $5 for each tattoo and piercing you have
Add $10 for each scar over an inch long that you have.
The names meme
Posted 18 years ago1. YOUR NAME:
Alex Eagle
2. YOUR GANGSTER NAME: (First three letters of your name plus izzle.)
Aleizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (Favorite color plus favorite animal.)
Cyan Jackal
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Last name plus street where you live.)
Eagle Ostenberg
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (First three letters of your last name, plus first two letters of your name, plus three last letters of your mother's last name.)
Eagalkov
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Second favorite color plus favorite beverage.)
Violet Red Tea
7. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (Second letter of your name, third letter of your last name, any letter of your second name , second letter of your mother's last name, third letter of your father's name, first letter of the name of a brother/sister, plus last letter of your mother's last name.)
Lgokvk
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (First or last name of your father reversed plus first or last name of your mother reversed.)
Rotkiv Aninotna
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (Black plus pet's name.)
Black Jerry
10. YOUR HACKER NAME: (Your name replacing letters with numbers.)
112524_517125
11. YOUR REDNECK NAME: (Your name comically mispronounced or misspelt.)
Äläx Igel
Alex Eagle
2. YOUR GANGSTER NAME: (First three letters of your name plus izzle.)
Aleizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (Favorite color plus favorite animal.)
Cyan Jackal
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Last name plus street where you live.)
Eagle Ostenberg
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (First three letters of your last name, plus first two letters of your name, plus three last letters of your mother's last name.)
Eagalkov
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Second favorite color plus favorite beverage.)
Violet Red Tea
7. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (Second letter of your name, third letter of your last name, any letter of your second name , second letter of your mother's last name, third letter of your father's name, first letter of the name of a brother/sister, plus last letter of your mother's last name.)
Lgokvk
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (First or last name of your father reversed plus first or last name of your mother reversed.)
Rotkiv Aninotna
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (Black plus pet's name.)
Black Jerry
10. YOUR HACKER NAME: (Your name replacing letters with numbers.)
112524_517125
11. YOUR REDNECK NAME: (Your name comically mispronounced or misspelt.)
Äläx Igel
Translator needed!
Posted 18 years agoI am a lazy bun and admit it. I have some of my (I think they are good) stories, but they are in German and I am looking for someone who can translate them into English.
I do not expect anyone to read this, but I hope I get an answer.
I do not expect anyone to read this, but I hope I get an answer.
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