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Diary's of a Dog and Cat
Posted 14 years agoI requested this email from my brothers girlfriend when she showed me. I figured you guys would like it. Enjoy!
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From a Dog's Diary
8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favourite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favourite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favourite thing!
12:00 PM - Lunch! My favourite thing!
1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favourite thing!
3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favourite thing!
5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favourite thing!
7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favourite thing!
8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favourite thing!
11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favourite thing!
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From a Cat's Diary
Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of ‘allergies'. I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now... Will keep you posted.
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From a Dog's Diary
8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favourite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favourite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favourite thing!
12:00 PM - Lunch! My favourite thing!
1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favourite thing!
3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favourite thing!
5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favourite thing!
7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favourite thing!
8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favourite thing!
11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favourite thing!
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From a Cat's Diary
Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of ‘allergies'. I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now... Will keep you posted.
Life Out Of Home
Posted 14 years agoWell, it's going pretty well so far. I've gotten most everything unpacked. I'm still yet to organise my study, book and DVD collection, but most everything else is good.
There are good and bad things about this moving out thing:
* I don't really miss home as much as I thought I would, but then again, I see my folks alot as I drop in on them before my night shifts a few times a week.
* My house mate is a EXCELLENT cook, and takes great pleasure in feeding me. I tell her I can cook for myself, but I admit it is nice to come home from a tiring shift with hyperactive small children to find something tasty in the fridge and a note demanding I eat it so it doesn't go to waste.
* I sometimes feel like Watson living with Holmes. She's the eccentric, talented and often VERY moody (black moods where she does NOT talk, in particular) housemate. I'm the dependable one, making sure the shopping is done, the parents are in the loop (including hers), organising the practical things (like a lock for our mail box and our internet connection) and trying to act bright despite her dark moods. I'm not an un-moody person myself, but I tend to snap out of it pretty quickly.
* I've taken up a bunch of extra shifts. I'm ferreting money away in the chance I get sick and have to take time off work. Being casual, I don't get sick leave, so I still gotta make rent, pay bills and eat. I'm working over 60 hours a week for the next month. But on a bright note, my housemate offered to cook extra so I wouldn't have to cook. She can be a real sweetheart, really.
So, all in all, not doing too badly!
There are good and bad things about this moving out thing:
* I don't really miss home as much as I thought I would, but then again, I see my folks alot as I drop in on them before my night shifts a few times a week.
* My house mate is a EXCELLENT cook, and takes great pleasure in feeding me. I tell her I can cook for myself, but I admit it is nice to come home from a tiring shift with hyperactive small children to find something tasty in the fridge and a note demanding I eat it so it doesn't go to waste.
* I sometimes feel like Watson living with Holmes. She's the eccentric, talented and often VERY moody (black moods where she does NOT talk, in particular) housemate. I'm the dependable one, making sure the shopping is done, the parents are in the loop (including hers), organising the practical things (like a lock for our mail box and our internet connection) and trying to act bright despite her dark moods. I'm not an un-moody person myself, but I tend to snap out of it pretty quickly.
* I've taken up a bunch of extra shifts. I'm ferreting money away in the chance I get sick and have to take time off work. Being casual, I don't get sick leave, so I still gotta make rent, pay bills and eat. I'm working over 60 hours a week for the next month. But on a bright note, my housemate offered to cook extra so I wouldn't have to cook. She can be a real sweetheart, really.
So, all in all, not doing too badly!
Life Update
Posted 14 years agoWell, I start moving boxes into my new place tomorrow. Official move (where my brothers and friends help me shift my furniture) is on Saturday.
Face is breaking out from the stress of it. Errrg, I hate my skin sometimes.
Still, VERY excited and nervous.
Parents are back home from their big trip next week. I've missed them like crazy.
In the new drama production I'm in, I've gained the role as the main antagonist, which means ALOT of singing roles! YAY!
Face is breaking out from the stress of it. Errrg, I hate my skin sometimes.
Still, VERY excited and nervous.
Parents are back home from their big trip next week. I've missed them like crazy.
In the new drama production I'm in, I've gained the role as the main antagonist, which means ALOT of singing roles! YAY!
RIP Elisabeth Sladen
Posted 14 years agoThe Things Women Do...
Posted 14 years agoLady: Ok, breathe.
: OWWW ow ow ow!
Lady: Relax, now breathe.
:FUCK! Jesus fucking Christ!
Lady: Breathe...
: I am breathing!
Lady: Don't take that tone!
: [growls in her head]
FYI - Bikini waxes SUCK!
: OWWW ow ow ow!Lady: Relax, now breathe.
:FUCK! Jesus fucking Christ!Lady: Breathe...
: I am breathing!Lady: Don't take that tone!
: [growls in her head]FYI - Bikini waxes SUCK!
Parfaits MEME
Posted 14 years agoCause everyone on the whole damn planet likes parfaits
Stolen off
leons1
LAYER ONE : THE OUTSIDE
Name: Ally (only people I know know my real name)
Birthday: 11th September
Current Location: Adelaide, South Australia
Eye Colour: Hazel / Grey
Hair Colour: Ash brown
Righty or Lefty: Right handed
Zodiac Sign: Virgo
LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
Your fears: Cockroaches and ending up alone
Your perfect pizza: Roast chicken, fetta and spinach
Goal for future: Find my life path, fall in love, have a family, be happy.
LAYER THREE: YOUR
Your thoughts first waking up: Mmmm sheets are unreasonably soft and warm in the morning
Your best physical feature: My eyes
Your bedtime: Depends if I'm working the night shift
Your most missed memory: How uncynical I used to be.
LAYER FOUR: THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke: Coke!
McDonald's or Burger King: Burger King (It's called Hungry Jacks here)
Single or group dates: Single
Adidas or Nike: [shrug]
Lipton tea or Nestea: Nuuuu English Breakfast loose leaf :9
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate!
Cappuccino or coffee: Cap plz
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
Lie: I can VERY well. Luckily, I'm a very honest person. So I only use my powers for good. Like surprises or keeping secrets.
Take a shower: Duh.
Believe in yourself: Not really, but I have my moments.
LAYER SIX: EVER?
Been on stage: HELLS YES!
Gone skating: yup
Dyed your hair: yup
LAYER SEVEN: SAD ONES
Got beaten up: All the time in Primary School
Changed who you were to fit in: Never. I refuse.
LAYER EIGHT: AGE
Are you old: Feel it. Nearly a quarter of a century! ARRG!
What did you do for your last birthday: Small get together with friends.
LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL
Best eye colour: Don't care, but must be expressive
Best hair colour: Mmmmm, dark hair.
Clothing style: Whatever suits him.
LAYER TEN: WHAT WERE YOU DOING
1 minute ago: chatting to AIM friends.
1 hour ago: Chatting to AIM friends and repairing my jeans
1 year ago: Probably working.
LAYER ELEVEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
I love: Sushi
I feel: Tired lol
I hide: from myself
I miss: my sense of purpose
I want: my life to work out
I need: to get to work! *ZIP*
Stolen off
leons1LAYER ONE : THE OUTSIDE
Name: Ally (only people I know know my real name)
Birthday: 11th September
Current Location: Adelaide, South Australia
Eye Colour: Hazel / Grey
Hair Colour: Ash brown
Righty or Lefty: Right handed
Zodiac Sign: Virgo
LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
Your fears: Cockroaches and ending up alone
Your perfect pizza: Roast chicken, fetta and spinach
Goal for future: Find my life path, fall in love, have a family, be happy.
LAYER THREE: YOUR
Your thoughts first waking up: Mmmm sheets are unreasonably soft and warm in the morning
Your best physical feature: My eyes
Your bedtime: Depends if I'm working the night shift
Your most missed memory: How uncynical I used to be.
LAYER FOUR: THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke: Coke!
McDonald's or Burger King: Burger King (It's called Hungry Jacks here)
Single or group dates: Single
Adidas or Nike: [shrug]
Lipton tea or Nestea: Nuuuu English Breakfast loose leaf :9
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate!
Cappuccino or coffee: Cap plz
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
Lie: I can VERY well. Luckily, I'm a very honest person. So I only use my powers for good. Like surprises or keeping secrets.
Take a shower: Duh.
Believe in yourself: Not really, but I have my moments.
LAYER SIX: EVER?
Been on stage: HELLS YES!
Gone skating: yup
Dyed your hair: yup
LAYER SEVEN: SAD ONES
Got beaten up: All the time in Primary School
Changed who you were to fit in: Never. I refuse.
LAYER EIGHT: AGE
Are you old: Feel it. Nearly a quarter of a century! ARRG!
What did you do for your last birthday: Small get together with friends.
LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL
Best eye colour: Don't care, but must be expressive
Best hair colour: Mmmmm, dark hair.
Clothing style: Whatever suits him.
LAYER TEN: WHAT WERE YOU DOING
1 minute ago: chatting to AIM friends.
1 hour ago: Chatting to AIM friends and repairing my jeans
1 year ago: Probably working.
LAYER ELEVEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
I love: Sushi
I feel: Tired lol
I hide: from myself
I miss: my sense of purpose
I want: my life to work out
I need: to get to work! *ZIP*
Some Big News...
Posted 14 years agoWell, looks like I'm finally moving out of home!
I'm going to rent a townhouse with a good friend of mine, offically will be accepting after we have viewed the place. It's my friends Aunt's investment property so we are getting a pretty sweet deal on it.
Mum and Dad are worried/excited for me. They are already helping me find things I need to move in, promising me certain items of furniture (I get the bookshelf - SO HAPPY!) and making it perfectly clear that if anything happens I can come home.
My friend and I are totally excited. It's her first time out of home too. Though I will have to get used to finding dismembered body parts in the kitchen (she does special effects makeup), paint items in the garden (she's also a painter) and her using the livingroom for cutting material (and a costume designer - all in her spare time!).
ALSO
Might be participating in a open mic night soonish. Met this really REALLY talented guitarist who's totally willing to back me. We shall see!
ALSO
Looking into Uni's now. Hoping that there is a spot for midyear entry for studying teaching! New career path, here I come!
I'm going to rent a townhouse with a good friend of mine, offically will be accepting after we have viewed the place. It's my friends Aunt's investment property so we are getting a pretty sweet deal on it.
Mum and Dad are worried/excited for me. They are already helping me find things I need to move in, promising me certain items of furniture (I get the bookshelf - SO HAPPY!) and making it perfectly clear that if anything happens I can come home.
My friend and I are totally excited. It's her first time out of home too. Though I will have to get used to finding dismembered body parts in the kitchen (she does special effects makeup), paint items in the garden (she's also a painter) and her using the livingroom for cutting material (and a costume designer - all in her spare time!).
ALSO
Might be participating in a open mic night soonish. Met this really REALLY talented guitarist who's totally willing to back me. We shall see!
ALSO
Looking into Uni's now. Hoping that there is a spot for midyear entry for studying teaching! New career path, here I come!
Famous Men That Make Me MELT!!! - UPDATED II
Posted 14 years agoIn no particular order, here are the men in film and television that make me want to drop to my knees and praise God He saw fit to create them...
In other words, I was bored so I'm listing my favourite drool-worthy stars. So sue me.
Click the names for pictures...
*Nathan Fillion
*Benedict Cumberbatch
*Vin Diesel
*Alan Rickman
*Jeremy Brett
*Johnny Depp
*Brendan Fraser
*John Barrowman
*David Tennant
*Hugh Jackman
....Yeah, I have a thing for guys with captivating voices and penetrating eyes...
In other words, I was bored so I'm listing my favourite drool-worthy stars. So sue me.
Click the names for pictures...
*Nathan Fillion
*Benedict Cumberbatch
*Vin Diesel
*Alan Rickman
*Jeremy Brett
*Johnny Depp
*Brendan Fraser
*John Barrowman
*David Tennant
*Hugh Jackman
....Yeah, I have a thing for guys with captivating voices and penetrating eyes...
Famous Men That Make Me MELT!!! - UPDATED
Posted 15 years agoIn no particular order, here are the men in film and television that make me want to drop to my knees and praise God He saw fit to create them...
In other words, I was bored so I'm listing my favourite drool-worthy stars. So sue me.
Click the names for pictures...
*Nathan Fillion
*Benedict Cumberbatch
*Vin Diesel
*Alan Rickman
*Jeremy Brett
*Johnny Depp
*Brendan Fraser
*John Barrowman
*David Tennant
....Yeah, I have a thing for guys with captivating voices and penetrating eyes...
In other words, I was bored so I'm listing my favourite drool-worthy stars. So sue me.
Click the names for pictures...
*Nathan Fillion
*Benedict Cumberbatch
*Vin Diesel
*Alan Rickman
*Jeremy Brett
*Johnny Depp
*Brendan Fraser
*John Barrowman
*David Tennant
....Yeah, I have a thing for guys with captivating voices and penetrating eyes...
Dinner Plans With My Brother... Oh Dear...
Posted 15 years ago : What to do for dinner? (looking in the fridge)
: Kill Batman. : How about steak? : Kill Batman steak? : Look, stop trying to kill Batman. If you have to kill a superhero, kill Superman. He's an ass. : I'm not going to kill Superman. I have to kill Batman. : Why do you have to kill Batman? : Batman is protector of all. Including Gingers. I can't take out the Ginger Queen without taking him out. I take out the Ginger Queen, I take out the nest. When the head nest falls, all the others hives will crumble. All the Gingers will be fucked. Or as the French say, had le cock. : .............. (thinking) *Why am I not surprised?*He doesn't really hate Gingers. His best friend is one and probably the biggest Ginger-Basher I know.
Famous Men That Make Me MELT!!!
Posted 15 years agoIn no particular order, here are the men in film and television that make me want to drop to my knees and praise God He saw fit to create them...
In other words, I was bored. I'm getting over 'guy problems'. I'm listing my favourite drool-worthy stars. So sue me.
Click the names for pictures...
*Nathan Fillion
*Benedict Cumberbatch
*Vin Diesel
*Alan Rickman
*Jeremy Brett
*Johnny Depp
....Yeah, I have a thing for guys with captivating voices and penetrating eyes...
In other words, I was bored. I'm getting over 'guy problems'. I'm listing my favourite drool-worthy stars. So sue me.
Click the names for pictures...
*Nathan Fillion
*Benedict Cumberbatch
*Vin Diesel
*Alan Rickman
*Jeremy Brett
*Johnny Depp
....Yeah, I have a thing for guys with captivating voices and penetrating eyes...
What Are YOUR Reading Habits?
Posted 15 years agoThe BBC believes most people will have read only 6 of the 100 books here. How do your reading habits stack up?
Instructions: Copy this into your Journal. Look at the list and mark those you have read. Tag other book nerds.
1 Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen - Y
2 The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien - N (Got half way through it, threw it into corner and haven't picked it up since. WAY too much detail!)
3 Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte - N
4 Harry Potter series - JK Rowling - Y (AVID HP FAN! Read each about 20 times, I reckon.)
5 To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee - N
6 The Bible - N (A fair bit of it, but not all of it.)
7 Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte - Y
8 Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell - Y (One of my favs)
9 His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman - N
10 Great Expectations - Charles Dickens - Y
11 Little Women - Louisa M Alcott - Y
12 Tess of the D’Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy - N
13 Catch 22 - Joseph Heller - N
14 Complete Works of Shakespeare - N (Only a few. Macbeth is my fav.)
15 Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier - N
16 The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien - N
17 Birdsong - Sebastian Faulk - N
18 Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger - N
19 The Time Traveler’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger - N
20 Middlemarch - George Eliot - N
21 Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchel - N
22 The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald - N
23 Bleak House - Charles Dickens - N
24 War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy - N
25 The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams - N
27 Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky - N
28 Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck - N
29 Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll - N
30 The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame - N
31 Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy - N
32 David Copperfield - Charles Dickens - N
33 Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis - N
34 Emma-Jane Austen - N
35 Persuasion - Jane Austen - N
36 The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS Lewis - N
37 The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini - N
38 Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres - N
39 Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden - N
40 Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne - Y
41 Animal Farm - George Orwell - Y (Pretty much the only book in this list I was made to read in school. The rest were off my own bat.)
42 The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown - Y
43 One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez - N
44 A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving - N
45 The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins - N
46 Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery - Y
47 Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy - N
48 The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret Atwood - N
49 Lord of the Flies - William Golding - Y
50 Atonement - Ian McEwan - N
51 Life of Pi - Yann Martel - N
52 Dune - Frank Herbert - Y (And a fair amount of the sequals)
53 Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons - N
54 Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen - Y
55 A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth - N
56 The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon - N
57 A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens - N
58 Brave New World - Aldous Huxley - N
59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night - Mark Haddon - N
60 Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez - N
61 Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck - N
62 Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov - N
63 The Secret History - Donna Tartt - N
64 The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold - N
65 Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas - N
66 On The Road - Jack Kerouac - N
67 Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy - N
68 Bridget Jones’s Diary - Helen Fielding - Y
69 Midnight’s Children - Salman Rushdie - N
70 Moby Dick - Herman Melville - N
71 Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens - N
72 Dracula - Bram Stoker - Y (Reading it for about the 5th time right now.)
73 The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett - N
75 Ulysses - James Joyce - N
76 The Inferno – Dante - N
77 Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome - N
78 Germinal - Emile Zola - N
79 Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray - N
80 Possession - AS Byatt - N
81 A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens - N
82 Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell - N
83 The Color Purple - Alice Walker - N
84 The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro - N
85 Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert - N
86 A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry - N
87 Charlotte’s Web - EB White - Y
88 The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom - N
89 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle - Y (Only finished them a few months ago. Am now an avid Holmesian!)
90 The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton - N (Only a few of them.)
91 Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad - N
92 The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery - N
93 The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks - N
94 Watership Down - Richard Adams - Y
95 A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole - N
96 A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute - N
97 The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas - N
98 Hamlet - William Shakespeare - N
99 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl - Y
100 Les Miserables - Victor Hugo - Y
20/100
Instructions: Copy this into your Journal. Look at the list and mark those you have read. Tag other book nerds.
1 Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen - Y
2 The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien - N (Got half way through it, threw it into corner and haven't picked it up since. WAY too much detail!)
3 Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte - N
4 Harry Potter series - JK Rowling - Y (AVID HP FAN! Read each about 20 times, I reckon.)
5 To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee - N
6 The Bible - N (A fair bit of it, but not all of it.)
7 Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte - Y
8 Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell - Y (One of my favs)
9 His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman - N
10 Great Expectations - Charles Dickens - Y
11 Little Women - Louisa M Alcott - Y
12 Tess of the D’Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy - N
13 Catch 22 - Joseph Heller - N
14 Complete Works of Shakespeare - N (Only a few. Macbeth is my fav.)
15 Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier - N
16 The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien - N
17 Birdsong - Sebastian Faulk - N
18 Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger - N
19 The Time Traveler’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger - N
20 Middlemarch - George Eliot - N
21 Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchel - N
22 The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald - N
23 Bleak House - Charles Dickens - N
24 War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy - N
25 The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams - N
27 Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky - N
28 Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck - N
29 Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll - N
30 The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame - N
31 Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy - N
32 David Copperfield - Charles Dickens - N
33 Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis - N
34 Emma-Jane Austen - N
35 Persuasion - Jane Austen - N
36 The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS Lewis - N
37 The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini - N
38 Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres - N
39 Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden - N
40 Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne - Y
41 Animal Farm - George Orwell - Y (Pretty much the only book in this list I was made to read in school. The rest were off my own bat.)
42 The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown - Y
43 One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez - N
44 A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving - N
45 The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins - N
46 Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery - Y
47 Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy - N
48 The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret Atwood - N
49 Lord of the Flies - William Golding - Y
50 Atonement - Ian McEwan - N
51 Life of Pi - Yann Martel - N
52 Dune - Frank Herbert - Y (And a fair amount of the sequals)
53 Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons - N
54 Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen - Y
55 A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth - N
56 The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon - N
57 A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens - N
58 Brave New World - Aldous Huxley - N
59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night - Mark Haddon - N
60 Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez - N
61 Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck - N
62 Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov - N
63 The Secret History - Donna Tartt - N
64 The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold - N
65 Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas - N
66 On The Road - Jack Kerouac - N
67 Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy - N
68 Bridget Jones’s Diary - Helen Fielding - Y
69 Midnight’s Children - Salman Rushdie - N
70 Moby Dick - Herman Melville - N
71 Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens - N
72 Dracula - Bram Stoker - Y (Reading it for about the 5th time right now.)
73 The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett - N
75 Ulysses - James Joyce - N
76 The Inferno – Dante - N
77 Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome - N
78 Germinal - Emile Zola - N
79 Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray - N
80 Possession - AS Byatt - N
81 A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens - N
82 Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell - N
83 The Color Purple - Alice Walker - N
84 The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro - N
85 Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert - N
86 A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry - N
87 Charlotte’s Web - EB White - Y
88 The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom - N
89 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle - Y (Only finished them a few months ago. Am now an avid Holmesian!)
90 The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton - N (Only a few of them.)
91 Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad - N
92 The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery - N
93 The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks - N
94 Watership Down - Richard Adams - Y
95 A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole - N
96 A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute - N
97 The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas - N
98 Hamlet - William Shakespeare - N
99 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl - Y
100 Les Miserables - Victor Hugo - Y
20/100
Dear Karma
Posted 15 years agoDear Karma,
Why do you like to come back and bite me on the ass? I try to follow my mentality that things will happen when they are supposed to happen. But this still sucks balls.
Please come visit when you want to deal me a good hand.
Lots of love and please go screw yourself,
Ally
Why do you like to come back and bite me on the ass? I try to follow my mentality that things will happen when they are supposed to happen. But this still sucks balls.
Please come visit when you want to deal me a good hand.
Lots of love and please go screw yourself,
Ally
Happy Birthday To Me!
Posted 15 years agoWell.... tomorrow, anyway.
11th of September marks my 24th Birthday.
Errrrg, I'm a year away from being a quarter of a century old...
11th of September marks my 24th Birthday.
Errrrg, I'm a year away from being a quarter of a century old...
KLSanchez's Burlesque Revue!
Posted 15 years ago
klsanchez is at it again!He is producing a group picture at a Burlesque Show.
You can either be a Performer, Waiter, Bouncer or a Patron.
A good bonus, my dear watchers, is I'm one of the Performers ...
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1682309/
Join in the fun!
Some Of My All Time Fav Australian TV Ads
Posted 15 years agoCarlton Draught:Was voted one of the most epic ads ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH3G.....eature=related
Yellow Pages Directory:Final line in the ad has become part of normal Aussie lingo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG9tiaY-2Qo
Miele Vacuum:Was banned after a few weeks cause ONE person complained. Bastards.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRJ8BP95_3U
Libra Tampons:I actually did try this after I saw it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlKQGWHC198
Libra Invisible Pads:Wonder Guy Man. That is all.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgMl-iZ3tZM
KIA Sportage:My Dad cracks up laughing each time he sees this. Cause he would totally do it. Oh, and nappies are what you call 'diapers' in America.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFFz.....FROnbwoddh1TwQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH3G.....eature=related
Yellow Pages Directory:Final line in the ad has become part of normal Aussie lingo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG9tiaY-2Qo
Miele Vacuum:Was banned after a few weeks cause ONE person complained. Bastards.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRJ8BP95_3U
Libra Tampons:I actually did try this after I saw it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlKQGWHC198
Libra Invisible Pads:Wonder Guy Man. That is all.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgMl-iZ3tZM
KIA Sportage:My Dad cracks up laughing each time he sees this. Cause he would totally do it. Oh, and nappies are what you call 'diapers' in America.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFFz.....FROnbwoddh1TwQ
I Love My Job. (LAWL)
Posted 15 years agoIn case you guys don't know, I work for an agency as a Nanny whilst I'm studying.
Anyways, I have a family with 4 kids which I mind on Sundays. These kids are my particular favourites out of all the families I work for. They get along, are fun, listen to me and don't try to bite, kick and scratch me. I like working without pain.
So while I'm getting the kids ready in the morning, the TV is playing in the background, as is their morning routine. It's on Nick Jr. And who pops on telly, but Jack Black doing his usual hilarious wide-eyed rock star wanna-be antics around a bunch of freaky puppet suit things. The kids couldn't understand why I was laughing hysterically and couldn't stop sniggering for about 15 mins after.
Anyways, after that giggle-fest, their Grandma came by and we all went out for a day trip to the Historic Adelaide Gaol (or JAIL for you Americans). They were really excited and tore about the place, as kids do. The oldest, a boy of 7, stuck near me and his Grandma, asking lots of odd little questions. We quickly realised he was afraid of going to gaol! In the end, I pulled him aside:
Me: Honey, are you planning on stealing anything?
Kid: No.
Me: Are you planning on killing anyone?
Kid: No.
Me: Then you're not going to gaol.
Kid: ....Oh. [smiles]
Oh, the fun the job brings. [grins]
Anyways, I have a family with 4 kids which I mind on Sundays. These kids are my particular favourites out of all the families I work for. They get along, are fun, listen to me and don't try to bite, kick and scratch me. I like working without pain.
So while I'm getting the kids ready in the morning, the TV is playing in the background, as is their morning routine. It's on Nick Jr. And who pops on telly, but Jack Black doing his usual hilarious wide-eyed rock star wanna-be antics around a bunch of freaky puppet suit things. The kids couldn't understand why I was laughing hysterically and couldn't stop sniggering for about 15 mins after.
Anyways, after that giggle-fest, their Grandma came by and we all went out for a day trip to the Historic Adelaide Gaol (or JAIL for you Americans). They were really excited and tore about the place, as kids do. The oldest, a boy of 7, stuck near me and his Grandma, asking lots of odd little questions. We quickly realised he was afraid of going to gaol! In the end, I pulled him aside:
Me: Honey, are you planning on stealing anything?
Kid: No.
Me: Are you planning on killing anyone?
Kid: No.
Me: Then you're not going to gaol.
Kid: ....Oh. [smiles]
Oh, the fun the job brings. [grins]
Leave a comment and I'll...
Posted 15 years agoLeave a comment and I'll...
1. Tell you something I'll learn about you by looking at your FA page for 13 seconds.
2. Tell you which color you remind me of.
3. Tell you my first memory of you.
4. Tell you what pokemon you remind me of.
5. Ask you something I've always wondered about you, and your answer has to be as vague as possible to keep the suspense.
6. Tell you my favorite thing about you.
7. Give you a weird nickname.
8. Tell you what's on my shirt right now.
9. Challenge you to post this on your journal.
In that precise order...
1. Tell you something I'll learn about you by looking at your FA page for 13 seconds.
2. Tell you which color you remind me of.
3. Tell you my first memory of you.
4. Tell you what pokemon you remind me of.
5. Ask you something I've always wondered about you, and your answer has to be as vague as possible to keep the suspense.
6. Tell you my favorite thing about you.
7. Give you a weird nickname.
8. Tell you what's on my shirt right now.
9. Challenge you to post this on your journal.
In that precise order...
You Know You're From Adelaide When...
Posted 15 years agoStolen from 
Halfeb_the_dingo
1. Google "You know you're from (city,state,country) when"
2. Select "I'm feeling lucky"
3. Bold the ones in the list that apply to you. ^^
* You have been to Glenelg and got extremely sunburnt
* You know what fritz is
* You call people Mindas
* You say plaaaant not pleeeent (Sometimes - Damned accent is catchy!)
* You go out to the same place EVERY Saturday night
* You have the same friends from high school
* You can't go out without seeing someone you know
* You like ugg boots, not moccies
* You have a very strong opinion on Lleyton Hewitt
* You know who Stormy Summers is
* You know what Fruchocs are
* You believe that anything that has ever breathed or moved in Adelaide air is 'Adelaide's Own'
* You're well aware that for one month of the year, it is impossible to travel from one side of the city to the other, and during this period you will magically acquire a passion for V8s, a love of the arts, appreciation for world music, expertise in food and wine and become completely immersed in the culture of horse racing.
* You pour Farmer's Union Iced Coffee on your breakfast cereal
* You will never forgive Melbourne for stealing our Grand Prix Never
* You know how 'dance', 'pool', 'castle' and 'graph' are SUPPOSED to be pronounced (ARRRG! Addictive accent!)
* You get offended when people from Western Australia call SA part of the "East Coast"
* You insist on calling AAMI Stadium, "Footy Park"
* You say a Pie Floater tastes great just to maintain your street cred (I actually do like 'em)
* You consider Coopers to be a food group
* You believe that other states' time zones are not good enough for us
* You acknowledge that, while half of our state is uninhabitable, you know that it's still the greatest (Damned straight!)
* You think the 'Tiser has no journalistic integrity whatsoever.... and yet you still read it every day
* You vote for Mike Rann in every State election, mainly because you can't remember the other guy's name (Guilty)
* You buy your CDs from shabby "Big Star" outlets
* You forgave the Chappells for the 1981 Underarm Incident purely out of South Australian patriotism
* You have a unfettered love of either Crows or Port to the complete exclusion of the other (Don't really follow sport, but if push comes to shove, I support the Crows. Wouldn't support the Port no matter what.)
* You know the people out on the Torrens are either tourists or rowers because no one else would go near that water
* You think the Festival Centre is a wonder of modern architecture
* You console yourself that, despite all our faults, at least South Australia wasn't built by convicts
* You can leave work at 5:15 and miss "peak hour traffic"
* You can have a good old laugh at the fact that Adelaide's second name is "City of Churches"
* You're not scared by Aboriginals walking around Adelaide in speedos and gumboots
* You know what a 'stobie pole' is
* You don't know what the meaning of the "Mall's balls" but you make sure you meet people there
* You still claim Anthony LaPaglia as an Adelaidean cos he worked in a shoe shop in Rundle Mall once
* You understand that the Adelaide Cup Holiday HAD to be moved to the Summer months so more people would get drunk and not have to go to work
* And on a final note... don't believe the rumours. I live in South Australia and have never been murdered once.
Halfeb_the_dingo1. Google "You know you're from (city,state,country) when"
2. Select "I'm feeling lucky"
3. Bold the ones in the list that apply to you. ^^
* You have been to Glenelg and got extremely sunburnt
* You know what fritz is
* You call people Mindas
* You say plaaaant not pleeeent (Sometimes - Damned accent is catchy!)
* You go out to the same place EVERY Saturday night
* You have the same friends from high school
* You can't go out without seeing someone you know
* You like ugg boots, not moccies
* You have a very strong opinion on Lleyton Hewitt
* You know who Stormy Summers is
* You know what Fruchocs are
* You believe that anything that has ever breathed or moved in Adelaide air is 'Adelaide's Own'
* You're well aware that for one month of the year, it is impossible to travel from one side of the city to the other, and during this period you will magically acquire a passion for V8s, a love of the arts, appreciation for world music, expertise in food and wine and become completely immersed in the culture of horse racing.
* You pour Farmer's Union Iced Coffee on your breakfast cereal
* You will never forgive Melbourne for stealing our Grand Prix Never
* You know how 'dance', 'pool', 'castle' and 'graph' are SUPPOSED to be pronounced (ARRRG! Addictive accent!)
* You get offended when people from Western Australia call SA part of the "East Coast"
* You insist on calling AAMI Stadium, "Footy Park"
* You say a Pie Floater tastes great just to maintain your street cred (I actually do like 'em)
* You consider Coopers to be a food group
* You believe that other states' time zones are not good enough for us
* You acknowledge that, while half of our state is uninhabitable, you know that it's still the greatest (Damned straight!)
* You think the 'Tiser has no journalistic integrity whatsoever.... and yet you still read it every day
* You vote for Mike Rann in every State election, mainly because you can't remember the other guy's name (Guilty)
* You buy your CDs from shabby "Big Star" outlets
* You forgave the Chappells for the 1981 Underarm Incident purely out of South Australian patriotism
* You have a unfettered love of either Crows or Port to the complete exclusion of the other (Don't really follow sport, but if push comes to shove, I support the Crows. Wouldn't support the Port no matter what.)
* You know the people out on the Torrens are either tourists or rowers because no one else would go near that water
* You think the Festival Centre is a wonder of modern architecture
* You console yourself that, despite all our faults, at least South Australia wasn't built by convicts
* You can leave work at 5:15 and miss "peak hour traffic"
* You can have a good old laugh at the fact that Adelaide's second name is "City of Churches"
* You're not scared by Aboriginals walking around Adelaide in speedos and gumboots
* You know what a 'stobie pole' is
* You don't know what the meaning of the "Mall's balls" but you make sure you meet people there
* You still claim Anthony LaPaglia as an Adelaidean cos he worked in a shoe shop in Rundle Mall once
* You understand that the Adelaide Cup Holiday HAD to be moved to the Summer months so more people would get drunk and not have to go to work
* And on a final note... don't believe the rumours. I live in South Australia and have never been murdered once.
TV: Exploring The Lighter Side Of...
Posted 15 years agoFEMININE HYGIENE PRODUCTS!
Oh, boys will like these too. They aren't gross or even mention what they are used for. Just hilarious antics with said products.
WATCH and enjoy!
Mousey, mousey!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlKQGWHC198
Wonder Guy Man!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgMl-iZ3tZM
Oh, boys will like these too. They aren't gross or even mention what they are used for. Just hilarious antics with said products.
WATCH and enjoy!
Mousey, mousey!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlKQGWHC198
Wonder Guy Man!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgMl-iZ3tZM
Life Kinda Gets In The Way Sometimes...
Posted 15 years agoHello to my beloved net-friends. You know who you guys are. ;)
Life gets in the way sometimes.
I have recently started studying again, as well as working for a Nanny agency. This, as well as my volunteer work and my RL friends, I haven't had much of a chance to get near my computer.
Rest assured, I love you all dearly and I will try to make a little more time for you guys.
*HUGZ!*
Life gets in the way sometimes.
I have recently started studying again, as well as working for a Nanny agency. This, as well as my volunteer work and my RL friends, I haven't had much of a chance to get near my computer.
Rest assured, I love you all dearly and I will try to make a little more time for you guys.
*HUGZ!*
I Am 50% Girly!
Posted 15 years agoWhat you have:
[x] You own over 10 bottles of nail polish
[x] You own a designer purse (Just one.)
[x] You own perfume that cost over $60
[x] You had/have fake nails
[ ] You have more hair products and body products than you can use
[ ] Your pet is a Chihuahua/Pomeranian/Yorkshire Terrier/Siamese/Shih Tzu/ mini anything
[x] You have enough clothes to cover an entire refugee camp (Between me and my Mum, oh yes. We share clothes. Having a trendy Mum is very helpful.)
[x] You have enough pictures to create your own wallpaper
[ ] A pink comforter, carpeting, walls or sheets
Total So Far: 6
Do you:
[ ] Spend more time at the mall than you do at homework
[x] Have had a hair color that is not natural
[x] Have "blonde moments" at least once a day
[x] Buy stuff because it's awesome and then never wear/use it (Collectables count, right?)
[x] Constantly keep your phone at your side
[x] Dance around in your room when nobody else is home
[x] Have a name for your car (MOT = Means Of Transport. 'Mottie' as a nickname.)
[ ] Know what celebrity is dating who and who broke up this week
[ ] Refuse to go out in public without makeup
[ ] Prefer to be called "princess"
Total So Far: 12
Do you love:
[ ] Makeup
[ ] Glitter
[ ] The color Pink
[x] Jewelry
[ ] Mirrors
[ ] Chick flicks
[ ] Shoes
[x] Rainbows
[ ] Unicorns
[x] Disney Movies
[x] Flowers
[x] Stuffed Animals
[x] Purses
Total So Far: 18
Do you shop at:
[ ] Coach
[ ] Forever 21
[ ] Victoria's Secret
[x] Guess (Once. On vacation. Where my ONE designer handbag comes from.)
[ ] Claire's
[ ] Express
[ ] Delia's
[ ] Hollister
[ ] American Eagle
[ ] Abercrombie Fitch
[ ] Aeropostale
Total So Far: 19
Do you say:
[x] Whatever
[ ] Oh my gosh/goodness
[x] Hun
[ ] Fugly
[ ] That's hot
[ ] Dunzo
[ ] Darling
[ ] Bff
[ ] Cutie
[ ] Hottie
[ ] Skank(y)
[x] Totally
[ ] For Sure
[ ] Fabulous
Total So Far: 22
Do you read:
[ ] Cosmopolitan
[ ] Glamour
[ ] Marie Claire
[ ] Elle Girl
[ ] Teen Vogue
[ ] People
[ ] Us Weekly
[ ] Star
[ ] Self
[ ] PerezHilton.com
[ ] Dlisted.com
[ ] Seventeen
[ ] people.com
[ ] usmagazine.com
[ ] popsugar.com
[ ] Pink Is The New Blog.com
Total So Far: 22
Do you love these:
[x] Legally Blonde
[ ] Elizabethtown
[ ] Mean Girls
[ ] Now & Then
[ ] The Notebook
[ ] A Walk to Remember
[ ] Sweet Home Alabama
[ ] Where the Heart is
[ ] Just my luck
[ ] John Tucker Must Die
[ ] Center stage
[x] Bring it On
[ ] How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
[ ] Mona Lisa Smile
[ ] My Girl
[ ] Wedding Date
[x] 10 Things I Hate About You
Total So Far: 25
Do you really enjoy:
[ ] America's Next Top Model
[ ] Project Runway
[ ] Desperate Housewives
[ ] The Simple Life
[ ] 8th & Ocean
[ ] Sex & the City
[ ] Grey's Anatomy
[ ] The O.C.
[ ] The City
[ ] Nip/Tuck
[ ] Gilmore Girls
[ ] Degrassi
Total So Far: 25
Take your total and multiply it by 2. Then re-post this as "I am #% Girly." With the number you got as the percent of course.
I AM 50% Girly (How very balanced!)
[x] You own over 10 bottles of nail polish
[x] You own a designer purse (Just one.)
[x] You own perfume that cost over $60
[x] You had/have fake nails
[ ] You have more hair products and body products than you can use
[ ] Your pet is a Chihuahua/Pomeranian/Yorkshire Terrier/Siamese/Shih Tzu/ mini anything
[x] You have enough clothes to cover an entire refugee camp (Between me and my Mum, oh yes. We share clothes. Having a trendy Mum is very helpful.)
[x] You have enough pictures to create your own wallpaper
[ ] A pink comforter, carpeting, walls or sheets
Total So Far: 6
Do you:
[ ] Spend more time at the mall than you do at homework
[x] Have had a hair color that is not natural
[x] Have "blonde moments" at least once a day
[x] Buy stuff because it's awesome and then never wear/use it (Collectables count, right?)
[x] Constantly keep your phone at your side
[x] Dance around in your room when nobody else is home
[x] Have a name for your car (MOT = Means Of Transport. 'Mottie' as a nickname.)
[ ] Know what celebrity is dating who and who broke up this week
[ ] Refuse to go out in public without makeup
[ ] Prefer to be called "princess"
Total So Far: 12
Do you love:
[ ] Makeup
[ ] Glitter
[ ] The color Pink
[x] Jewelry
[ ] Mirrors
[ ] Chick flicks
[ ] Shoes
[x] Rainbows
[ ] Unicorns
[x] Disney Movies
[x] Flowers
[x] Stuffed Animals
[x] Purses
Total So Far: 18
Do you shop at:
[ ] Coach
[ ] Forever 21
[ ] Victoria's Secret
[x] Guess (Once. On vacation. Where my ONE designer handbag comes from.)
[ ] Claire's
[ ] Express
[ ] Delia's
[ ] Hollister
[ ] American Eagle
[ ] Abercrombie Fitch
[ ] Aeropostale
Total So Far: 19
Do you say:
[x] Whatever
[ ] Oh my gosh/goodness
[x] Hun
[ ] Fugly
[ ] That's hot
[ ] Dunzo
[ ] Darling
[ ] Bff
[ ] Cutie
[ ] Hottie
[ ] Skank(y)
[x] Totally
[ ] For Sure
[ ] Fabulous
Total So Far: 22
Do you read:
[ ] Cosmopolitan
[ ] Glamour
[ ] Marie Claire
[ ] Elle Girl
[ ] Teen Vogue
[ ] People
[ ] Us Weekly
[ ] Star
[ ] Self
[ ] PerezHilton.com
[ ] Dlisted.com
[ ] Seventeen
[ ] people.com
[ ] usmagazine.com
[ ] popsugar.com
[ ] Pink Is The New Blog.com
Total So Far: 22
Do you love these:
[x] Legally Blonde
[ ] Elizabethtown
[ ] Mean Girls
[ ] Now & Then
[ ] The Notebook
[ ] A Walk to Remember
[ ] Sweet Home Alabama
[ ] Where the Heart is
[ ] Just my luck
[ ] John Tucker Must Die
[ ] Center stage
[x] Bring it On
[ ] How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
[ ] Mona Lisa Smile
[ ] My Girl
[ ] Wedding Date
[x] 10 Things I Hate About You
Total So Far: 25
Do you really enjoy:
[ ] America's Next Top Model
[ ] Project Runway
[ ] Desperate Housewives
[ ] The Simple Life
[ ] 8th & Ocean
[ ] Sex & the City
[ ] Grey's Anatomy
[ ] The O.C.
[ ] The City
[ ] Nip/Tuck
[ ] Gilmore Girls
[ ] Degrassi
Total So Far: 25
Take your total and multiply it by 2. Then re-post this as "I am #% Girly." With the number you got as the percent of course.
I AM 50% Girly (How very balanced!)
Q: How FURRY Are You?
Posted 15 years agoA: Furry Newbie
1. (x) Have you ever howled at the moon? (Yeeaaaaah, me and my Mum are kinda bonkers...)
2. (x) Have you ever barked at someone? (And hissed. And growled. And meowed. And purred.)
3. ( ) Have you ever found yourself drawing or scribbling furry art when you're supposed to be doing something else?
4. (x) Have you ever worn an animal costume or tail as a child and pretended to be an animal? (Costume parties for the WIN!)
5. ( ) As a kid, Have you ever eaten out of a dog bowl?
6. (x) Have you been to at least one furry con? (AC08!)
7. ( ) Do you like to look at furry porn all the time?
8. ( ) Do you RP or play second life as a furry character?
9. (x) Do you own a fursuit or at least a tail? (I have a tail and cat ears me and my Mum made together.)
10. (x) Do you know what all these words mean or have used them at least once? (I know enough furry terms to avoid clicking on something... unsavoury.)
11. ( ) Do you have at least 5 videos of you acting or doing something furry on youtube?
12. ( ) Has your fursona/character been drawn in a furry porn type manner?
13. ( ) Are you well known in the furry fandom?
14. ( ) Do you dream furry while you sleep?
15. ( ) Would you transform into your character/fursona if you were given the chance to live like that for the rest of your life?
16. ( ) As a kid, have you ever worn a collar? (No, but I want one. Something cute with a bell, maybe...)
17. ( ) Do you own more than 20 art badges of your fursonas or characters?
18. ( ) Have you been to more than 20 furry cons in your lifetime?
19. ( ) Do you think that deep down you have the spirit of an animal within you? (I know I've got kinda catty traits but that's idiotic.)
20. (x) Do you enjoy hanging out with other furries? (Selected company, anyway. Fur-fags and Fur-Drama need not apply.)
21. ( ) Do you think we should have a furry run for president of the USA? (I'm an Aussie. Why should I care?)
22. ( ) If you ever became rich would you own a room in your house that was just to display your fursuits or furry art? (HELL NO! I have too much other fan-crap I want to display, like my Harry Potter collection!)
23. ( ) Is your best friend furry? (Yeaaah, I kinda have a life outside my computer. Plus my friends don't really consider themselves 'true' furries. I'm inclined to agree.)
24. (x) Do your furry friends call you by your furry name in public? (It's close enough sounding to my real name I'll answer to it.)
25. ( ) Have you been in the furry fandom for at least 5 years? (Nearly. It's been about 4.)
1 to 5 = Furry wannabe.
6 to 10 = Furry newbie.
11 to 15 = Furry.
16 to 20 = Hardened Furry.
21 to 25 = Hardcore Furry.
1. (x) Have you ever howled at the moon? (Yeeaaaaah, me and my Mum are kinda bonkers...)
2. (x) Have you ever barked at someone? (And hissed. And growled. And meowed. And purred.)
3. ( ) Have you ever found yourself drawing or scribbling furry art when you're supposed to be doing something else?
4. (x) Have you ever worn an animal costume or tail as a child and pretended to be an animal? (Costume parties for the WIN!)
5. ( ) As a kid, Have you ever eaten out of a dog bowl?
6. (x) Have you been to at least one furry con? (AC08!)
7. ( ) Do you like to look at furry porn all the time?
8. ( ) Do you RP or play second life as a furry character?
9. (x) Do you own a fursuit or at least a tail? (I have a tail and cat ears me and my Mum made together.)
10. (x) Do you know what all these words mean or have used them at least once? (I know enough furry terms to avoid clicking on something... unsavoury.)
11. ( ) Do you have at least 5 videos of you acting or doing something furry on youtube?
12. ( ) Has your fursona/character been drawn in a furry porn type manner?
13. ( ) Are you well known in the furry fandom?
14. ( ) Do you dream furry while you sleep?
15. ( ) Would you transform into your character/fursona if you were given the chance to live like that for the rest of your life?
16. ( ) As a kid, have you ever worn a collar? (No, but I want one. Something cute with a bell, maybe...)
17. ( ) Do you own more than 20 art badges of your fursonas or characters?
18. ( ) Have you been to more than 20 furry cons in your lifetime?
19. ( ) Do you think that deep down you have the spirit of an animal within you? (I know I've got kinda catty traits but that's idiotic.)
20. (x) Do you enjoy hanging out with other furries? (Selected company, anyway. Fur-fags and Fur-Drama need not apply.)
21. ( ) Do you think we should have a furry run for president of the USA? (I'm an Aussie. Why should I care?)
22. ( ) If you ever became rich would you own a room in your house that was just to display your fursuits or furry art? (HELL NO! I have too much other fan-crap I want to display, like my Harry Potter collection!)
23. ( ) Is your best friend furry? (Yeaaah, I kinda have a life outside my computer. Plus my friends don't really consider themselves 'true' furries. I'm inclined to agree.)
24. (x) Do your furry friends call you by your furry name in public? (It's close enough sounding to my real name I'll answer to it.)
25. ( ) Have you been in the furry fandom for at least 5 years? (Nearly. It's been about 4.)
1 to 5 = Furry wannabe.
6 to 10 = Furry newbie.
11 to 15 = Furry.
16 to 20 = Hardened Furry.
21 to 25 = Hardcore Furry.
I CAN TASTE THE COW!
Posted 15 years agoI was sitting with my brother 
Lowey watching 'Basil The Great Mouse Detective' for the 20 billionth time. (I love that movie to death. So sue me.)
The dog was sitting with us on the lounge. Now he has this weird thing where he just starts licking random objects. Todays focus (and it has been many times before) was the leather lounge on which we were sitting.
(looking at the dog with confusion) "WHY does he keep doing that?"
"He can taste the cow."
........ (bursts out laughing)
The dog is still doing it and I can't help giggling each time I see it.
My bro reckons he's training him to eat cows whole. Our dog is a wimp so he has to start somewhere.
Lowey watching 'Basil The Great Mouse Detective' for the 20 billionth time. (I love that movie to death. So sue me.)The dog was sitting with us on the lounge. Now he has this weird thing where he just starts licking random objects. Todays focus (and it has been many times before) was the leather lounge on which we were sitting.
(looking at the dog with confusion) "WHY does he keep doing that?" "He can taste the cow." ........ (bursts out laughing)The dog is still doing it and I can't help giggling each time I see it.
My bro reckons he's training him to eat cows whole. Our dog is a wimp so he has to start somewhere.
I am 108% Insane
Posted 15 years agoPinched this from 
klsanchez
[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush
[ ] You have jumped a car more than a few inches
TOTAL: 5
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
[ ] You just sang them to make sure
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 3
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
TOTAL: 3
[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.
TOTAL: 5
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time
TOTAL: 5
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin
Total: 6
Grand Total: 27
NOW, take all of your totals, add them together, and multiply by 4.
Then re-post as: "I am --% Insane."
(....thats not even a real percentage.... o.0)
klsanchez[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush
[ ] You have jumped a car more than a few inches
TOTAL: 5
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
[ ] You just sang them to make sure
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 3
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
TOTAL: 3
[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.
TOTAL: 5
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time
TOTAL: 5
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin
Total: 6
Grand Total: 27
NOW, take all of your totals, add them together, and multiply by 4.
Then re-post as: "I am --% Insane."
(....thats not even a real percentage.... o.0)
