You guys are awesome! Thank you so much for liking my humble scribbles and doodles. You guys are great! I'm sorry if I haven't gotten a chance to thank you all individually, but rest assured each and every one of you do wonders for me! Thank you all so much!

Copied from Ship-Wreck's journal

"""The first 10 artists who comment on this journal will be featured here, along with three deviation chosen from their gallery by myself!

If you answer, you'll have to do the same in your journal, putting me on the first place, completing the list with 10 other people. (so I'm gonna have Ship-Wreck at the top, but then there's gonna be 10 more slots. ;p)

The idea of this is not to get a free feature, it is to spread art around for everyone.
And oh, how I love spreading art! >;D
Gogogo!
(ps, featured pictures in no specific order)"""


 ship-wreck

1.) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6153782 Unicorns are love, and this one is exquisitely rendered!
2.)http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5204386/ I love cows, and emotional well being. So a picture featuring aspects of both of these is completely awesome. great anatomy work and an adorable character.
3.)http://www.furaffinity.net/full/2944585/ I find this peice interesting both as it's an aesthetically pleasing combination of things I enjoy (country folk-types, and the aformentioned bovines) as well as a phenominal coloring job, but also as a hallmark of the artist really bringing their A-game. It shows a great deal of devotion to the piece itself, with delightful expressions on all present. (i'm jelly I can't ever make my own characters this expressive) Ship's outfit is also wonderfully innovative, coy, without being inherently explicit, and frankly, daring and accentuating the bovine's anatomy, without being crass. Pluss the little flannel band at the tail ties it all together nicely. I adore this piece <3

Thank you!

Posting a scribble I've been working on for a while, that feeling of accomplishment in my chest is capped off, when I see how so many of you guys and girls and goys and eir's out there come up and fave/watch my stuff! You guys do worlds for me :3

Thank you all SO much!

ALso I promise at some point to get round to the 100 sketch challenge again ><;;;;

My beloved alltrac has finally been revived, all the remains is to replace the accessory belt, which has simply died :< the new turbo spools slower than the old one, but my lord is is just the most lovely experience ever.

Turboface goes like this:

:/ :/ :) :O D: :D!

Well I got tagged by

The Rules:
- You must post these rules.
- Each tagged person must post 10 things about themselves on their journal.
- You have to choose and tag 10 people and post their icons on the same joonurnal.
- Go to their pages and tell them you tagged them! (FUCK YOUR SHIT, THE MEME STOPS HERE, MOTHERFUCKER >:C)


1.) I like tough furs in diapers.
2.) I like bigness, whether muscle macro, fat, hyper, or inflation.
3.) I have a not-so-secret cowboy fetish.
4.) I smoke like a bastard.
5.) I AM a bastard.
6.) No, seriously I was born out of wedlock.
7.) I'm not really an asshole I just play one for laughs.
8.) I'm really annoyed that the LBGT movement pretty just cares about the L and G.
9.) I Like history.
10.) I'm at a crossroads in terms of personal respect and ideological confrontations that I have as of yet been unable to resolve.

I can't call it a breakup, we were never together
It was just a big fuckup, cause I had waited forever,
and I'm done with the suck-up cause the reality's "never"
And every day now i remember how clever,
I thought you all were. but its time that was severed.

It's not to be cruel, though there's anger in my voice.
I'm not too cool for you, I have no other choice.
I can't live as I was, you wouldn't wish me to be.
So I'm going to be leaving, cause that means that I'm free.

So go back to perfection, don't you lie to me,
I was faithful and honest, like I'd want you to be.
I had love in my heart, and my heard in my hand.
But ya'll lied to my face, so I wouldn't know where I stand.

Maybe I'm wrong, maybe I just don't get it,
And lookin back on it, I can say I regret it.
For the look in your eyes, keeping me by your side
but I had to read the truth because you hadn't said it.

It's not to be cruel, though there's anger in my voice.
I'm not too cool for you, I have no other choice.
I can't live as I was, you wouldn't wish me to be.
So I'm going to be leaving, cause that means that I'm free.

so don't tell me you love me; You're a terrible liar,
and don't try to save me, after what has transpired.
You were my muse, and then me you refused.
and frankly, this farce has expired.

In a corner of a coffee shop, I doodle sexytimes!

DOGSLUG headsup I'm wrenching on your image for the 100 sketch challenge!

I say to you I been down so long, That I didn't forget what up looked like,
You can't forget something you've never known.

I ain't never been one of them, you know them,
the beautiful, the suave, the ones you're shown.

Everywhere, and everywhere and oh lord, how they do
No matter where no matter when, they're just so much better than you.

They're slick, but not sleazy,
Approchable but not easy,
adonises all,
but nobody can teach me.

How to be like them, so carefree
like you never had a bad day in your life.

I been looking from far off,
I want to be happy, sans strife.

I'm terrified that i've missed out.
I'm terrified and wracked with doubt.

Cause they're bad, but not evil
like, rebelliously civil.
clean, no need to say
with all the bad-boy cool of the devil.

Charisma, according to the greek,
was a gift of gods, to command others.

but since I know that, I can't be chic,
I'd stay away if I had my 'druthers.

Stay safe, but alone,
but inside my skull it's grown cold.

But I'm terrified inside and out.
I'm terrified my friends could do without.

because I'm only likeable, but broken.
loud with jokes, but soft spoken.
silence my screams by smokin'
and frequently, I give up hopin'.

But lately, I can't take no more.
If I'm gonna regret somethin, it won't be that I hid.

So i'll put on my best, step out.
ape the suave movements, though I feel like a kid.

And perhaps if I can fake being them,
Whos to say that I didn't?
more importantly, who's to say that I did?

I'm going to step up my art game and try to get better with my tablet! But I can't do it alone!

I need your ideas for characters and sketch poses!

If you're interested all you need to do is submit an idea for a single-character only sketch, and refrences if you have them in the journal below! Poses and actions will be accepted on a case by case basis! I work a day job so This will be a while in completion, but I'm dead serious! Accepting now 100 entries (please allow only one entry per person)

don't hesitate to get fetishistic either! Toss me Ideas and I'll do my damndest!

LET'S DRAWING!

1.) Jasu: Cerberus bat bicker battle!
2.) Kanada: Kanadiapers! {DONE}
3.) Kiki Foxkitty: Kiki's kinky raunchy rubdown!
4.) Anonymous: Unexpected Apparel Attack!
5.) The Anon: Girly wolf with empty mind and full trousers!
6.) Dogslug: Jocker locker diaper bust!
7.) Chrisdragon: Shisha Sergal Smoking Session!
8.) Bandage: Hyper Hefty Hyena Hinder!
9.) Donamer: Blue Bombastic Bossy dragon!
10.) Anonymous: Unexpected sissy fantasy! [done]
11.)Thelostwolf: Woofess wearing wobble prevention gear!
12.) Bouch: Thigh Spreading Sissy bat action!
13.) Paddercat: a day that ends in y.
14.) Manacled Mephit mensch meets much latex!
15.) Kaar: Posturing Padded Personage!
16.) Balloon pup: Creaky rubber crux!
17.) Vincent: *mariokart powerup noise*
18.) Babyfurbobcat: crinkly cat coverings!
19.) Furlock: Immense Enema Eventualities!
20.) Gore: SECRET INGREDIENT FOR SKETCHBATTLE!
21.) Drabbit: Vainglorious Verisimilitude Vestments!
23.) Mpono: Sleep System Sealquipment!
24.) Krinn: THAIGER UPPERCUT (which I still totally owe you, bad phant, bad phant!)
25.) Raikan: Mewtwo Martial Madness {done}
26.) Xaxoqual: Pendulous Peacock Performance!
27.) KahnCub: Adorababyfur!
28.) ANONYMOUS: DIZZAMN DIZZIRTY DRIZZAGON
29.) Zevtibull: fanciful feast fitting {done}
30.)

Hey guys, Would you like to get yourself featured? In this love-spreadin' meme, the first ten artists to respond to this journal, gets me going through your gallery and picking three pictures that I liked, and slapping them up on this journal here! Then, Ye who are selected must make a journal like this one featuring me in your lists of 10. (top spot, bottom spot, don't matter). Unfortunately it's Visual Arts Only at the moment, but I Fully expect some music and writing versions of this meme to crop up in the near future.

1.)  fenris49

a.)http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3290898/
I simply adore the shape and texuring on this one, plus I'm like a total sucker for cowgirls/guys/girlguys I just want to cuddle this cute heifer up alldamnday!

b.)http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4635065/
I adore the fur texture and the striping work on this one, also the shading at the creased in her legs, just looks so amazingly spot on!

c.) http://www.furaffinity.net/full/2653312/
This might just be a refrence sheet, but looking at it gives me a mental narrative as if her nose-stud made her sneeze and ended up as the little supercute inflated doodle in the lower right hand corner. Also I believe the first picture i'd ever seen of mr. Fenris'.

Honorable mention to the black queen, but it's writing was really what made it work for me, and this is supposed to be Visual arts only.



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I had a simply amazing con, it was pretty much a five day serotonin rush, nothing but awesome people from wall to wall, I showed myself at this furcon for the first time, and it was a good and awesome thing, I ran into a buncha people I'd been wanting to see, and did some awesome arts. Tried new things, had new experiences, and have been happier arguably than at any point in the past year.
Here's to hoping 2011 really beats out 2010.

Thanks to EVERYONE I ran into out there at FC, you guys know who you are, it was YOU who made this con awesome.

Holy crap got the chance to do some really awesome arts, cannot wait to spend time scanning and touching them up indigital! :D plus i ran into some really Swell people and got to indulge two cases of mad hero worship with me running into the unbelieveably awesome  catmonshiro and  Dan_raccoon  ZanZan  kahncub  Stormdragonblue  showtime  Redxix and like so many others, oh my god If I forgot your name, like don't take it personal I've just been completely inundated with badass motherfuckers today :D!

WOOOO!

YAY at the con hotel, things are frigging awesome, ran into a buncha neat people! I'm milling about in general and often out front smoking like a bastard!

Hey there! FC Summary:

I will be there from thursday till monday, Roaming the halls, hangin out with people, bouncing into the artist den maybe once or twice, Lotta times I simply hang out in the little sunken lobby-lounge thing and draw there. Also will probably spend a fair chunk of time out in front smoking, ohyeah! Don't be afraid to say hi if you see me, I like meeting new people!

Hugs: Not for strangers, spend some time talkin and you won't be a stranger anymore!

Eat: Whatever, didn't get to be fat by being discerning ;p

Drink: Coke and suchwhat most of the time, not a heavy drinker really.

Smoke: Camel Wide Menthols mostly.

Suiting: nope.

Commissions/selling: Nope. I might be willing to take a stab at doodling in a sketchbook for you if you really like, but I'm horrid at working under pressure. ^^;

Can't wait to show up and have a good time!

Now that that's out of the way, back to your regularly scheduled dog-dicks.
Move along.

I read some shit on FA, I got mad. this happened.

Hey have the pandas finally started fucking like every other species on the planet with an ounce of self-preservation? If not maybe us furries need to help out the conservation effort and show em how its done and fuck some pandas.
Who knows? Maybe all the male pandas are secretly just cuckolding fetishists and this will finally get their useless lazy tubby asses in gear!

I'm glad the world is going to shit! Thanks to ecoconservation we can get away with insulting traditional chinese medicine, and by extension the chinese, as backwoods slant-eyed savage bullshit just like we're colonial brits up in this. WOOOO!

I love how we only give a fuck about the murry purry cute-ass animals. like tigers. And there's not a word of mention about how hermaphroditism in seagulls is on the rise due to them consuming plastic from the pacific gyre and having it fuck up their endocrine systems, Or that plastics have been shown to corrupt the shit out of medical samples, or that monsanto is literally the devil incarnate spewing brimstone into your drinking water. Because that shit's not cute. Fuck it, why don't we convince the chinese that tiger-penis is bullshit, seagull penis is where it's at, I'm sure the world could do with a shitton less seaguls.

Also, fuck breeding, game over too many people here allready. Because if breeding does one thing, it makes highschool age kids who pretend to run around in 'werewolf packs' consuming non-stop insipid shit pop culture at an alarming rate because their parents were raised not to beat their asses. And if there's one thing I hate, it's highschool teenagers who scream that they're not human because their pituitary gland became incontinent. (NO MOOOOOM YOU DON'T UNDERSTEEEEAND, I'MMA WURRWOLF!!) Teenagers are the reason we need to stop breeding, because the one thing I've become vastly certain of is that there are no more adults left in the world, ('cept me, 'cause fuck you) only old teenagers. If we don't breed, and I get me some cryogenic action going on then I'll finally have a world without being bombarded by insipid bullshit at every turn because limp-dick parents keep shitting money into their hands to fuel the advertising machine to keep making them buy shit they don't need and then making ads to address the deep gnawing fear down inside that you're secretly the worst fucking parent imaginable, and that you're worthless and craven because the only goddamn bit of self-actualization you've ever fucking engaged in is shitting out another goddamn worhtless fucking consumer zombie-maggot from the stamp and die factory that is you splattering your tartar sauce into your wife's lowtide-smellin' dugout! SO then you make shit about "PROTECT THE CHILDREN!" so your kids have no capacity to exist in a world that doesn't fucking cater to them, so they turn into massive cuntwads like on jersey shore, and if they don't go that way then they end up whiny sacks of emo hairflipped shit that act like awkward teens well into their 30's at my local record store (Because you are still a teenager, remember?) Or you end up like me and you swear to god you'd better not get a gun because you're not fucking sure who the hell you'd use it on, them or you first. and the only reason the consideration ocurrs is that "I might get myself out of his company faster if I shoot myself first."

I AM TWO STEPS LEFT OF THE MAINSTREAM AND HOLY SHIT AM I FUCKING PISSED.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsoaHMOp5uM

I found this series thanks to  yoshinomi

In his own words, it is Kichigai.
I believe the closest approximation I have for this word would be along the lines of "Buttshit-Crazy"
In the spirit of cross cultural sharing of shit that makes my mind fucking hurt, I've decided to give myself a Kichigai Icon.
Because GOD. DAMN.

That show is just...broken.

Do it. You know you want to, part of that child still exists down within your guts, starved and flayed by cynicism, but for the good of your soul, man.
Bet
On
DUKE.

I'm a man of small piety. I'm not a pillar of righteousness, and often times I feel I can barely pass as a decent human being.
I felt guilty, and wanted to help some kids in the Sudan.
Thank GOD I had the mental acuity to look up the world harvest church leader Ron Parsely before I sent that huckster any of my money.

IF YOUR INSTITUTE IS SUED FOR PROFESSIONAL MISCONDUCT BECAUSE YOUR TEACHER BEAT A KID WITH A RULER, AND YOU ARE FORCED TO PAY MONEY IN REPARATIONS, THE DEVIL DID NOT STEAL THAT MONEY, AND TELLING YOUR CONGREGATION THAT HE DID, IS FRAUD.

you do not need a weekly television show to help children in the sudan. You also don't need two megachurches, DVD sets, book sets, a PAC, suits, evangelical ministration workshops, and comedy props for your TV specials to feed the kids in the sudan.

You for sure don't need a six figure income to help the kids in the sudan either.
Telling people that giving to a ministry which funds your own wealthy lifestyle before assisting those in need, "is the most Christ-Like gift you can give", should be the kind of blasphemy that you get struck by lightning for.

People like Ron Parsley, billy hinn, and the aptly named Creflo Dollar, are the criminals weakening Christianity in both spirit, and the public eye.
When people were desperate, tired, hurt, and hungry, the man you claim to follow did not ask for continual donations every month to pay for his palatial estate. He helped them, and died for it.

So if you want to do a good thing, try this:

I'mma take a line from  herro
You can help with just ten minutes of your time, answering math or English questions:
http://freerice.com/index.php

You can Donate Money to the red cross or Doctors without borders, united way, or second harvest food bank.

And you could be more like christ than those charlatans and liars could ever hope to be.

My statements about the pipe in my previous journal remain true, But shit, stiff competition is here officially.

I got my hookah from SaharaSmoke.com, it was a starter kit which for like 60-70 bucks after shipping, included everything you need to smoke at least 7 bowls worth. Charcoal, moassel/shisha, hookah, hose, cleaning tool, tongs, everything!

They use some really nice rubber stoppers and grommets on them to make sure your whole setup stays airtight, and the construction on the vase I got was really solid; my dumb ass let it drop while I was cleaning it out, and while there was minor chipping, no functionality impairment occurred!

Also, i know this probably makes me a huge faggot (or maybe thats' the whole gay-elephant thing) but they sell these cool things called 'shots' from hookah-hookah, which are little prepackaged flavored tins with like e-fucking-xactly one bowls worth of moassel/shisha in them. makes packing the bowl like stupid fucking easy! Plus you can get them in a mess of flavors too. I loaded up and smoked a bowl of double-apple and my god, it was the most amazing experience. I just wish I could do it indoors. or at least get some outdoor-harem pillows for lounging. Also, definetly wanna upgrade to a multi-hose stem to share the love, and fuck, while i'm at it, get a bigol honkin one, I'd like my smoking apparatus to be impressive, and they make fine objet d'art!

anyway, more diapered butts for ya'll in the future, I'm sketchin at stuff as best I can.

I am sincerely loving Yakuza 3 for the PS3, badass gameplay, a zillion things to do, the tonal shift form the first to games is kinda interesting, a lot more levity in this one, and I'm not quite sure how I feel about that, given the open ended nature of the game I quickly found myself confronted by drunken pole dancing moments after a terrorist attack on the millenium tower....wtf. Still well worth your time!

Here we go, once more, people who don't share your fetish bagging on you for being you.

They don't have any fucking clout in my opinion because they're part of a website that's about zoophilia-lite anyway, they can shut up.

They're cute fat bunnies. seriously. They're just cute. I have a fat kink and I can look at this banner and frankly i'm starkly unaroused. If I'm not whacking my pud to it, chances are it's not a sexual piece to begin with; and if the fat content isn't enough to make me take even a slow-boat to boner town, then why the fuck are people bitching? They're bitching because it reminds them that there ARE people who could find the concept arousing. And that irritates the shit out of them.

HOW DARE THERE BE VAUGELY FETISHISTIC CONTENT ON MY FAVORITE WEBSITE THAT DOES NOT BELONG TO ME ABOUT USER CREATED DOG DICKS THAT PEOPLE PAY MONEY FOR! >:C

Also, to the other kinksters on the website demanding equal kink representation, what's your beef?
Do you really need the external validation of a banner on a website that already lets you post and connect with other similarly minded people? Are you seriously that guilty over what you wank to?

Seriously people, it's a fucking banner image, just grow the fuck up allready.

http://www.northfur.ca/shop/index.p.....roducts_id=408 is on its way, and potentially considering going to FC as an orc, any thoughts on the matter?

My friends, the south african national sport is not soccer.
It is trolling.

Viva Vuvuzela!

this is simply amazing, delicious, and stunning
to think of all the time i had wasted on cheap cigarettes. (mr. sherman, you're still aces in my book, don't worry)
along with black cordial tobacco from a local tobacconist, a flavor that simply dances on the tongue!
i am thoroughly happy right now.