No I didn't get it, but these guys TOTALLY deserve it! Check out their playlist, they're fucking awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XOz.....41&index=2

Did a little negotiation with  Echoen regarding hir winning the freebie screencap contest. Since I'm already working on an exquisite picture for hir, shi agreed to relinquish hir claim on the prize, and I'm moving the target screencap to 3040 instead, so a few more people can know about it before it's over.

Good luck~

Shall we begin the OC, gentlemen?
Ring me up, AIM or YIM

SombraDeNoche (10:31:09 PM): I made my goodbye journal and posted the last furry pic I ever did...
<CENSORED> (10:31:20 PM): ?
SombraDeNoche (10:31:23 PM): And suddenly, I have everyone's attention, including Yiffer Fox.
<STILLCENSORED> (10:31:27 PM): Ahhh...
SombraDeNoche (10:31:31 PM): WHAT THE FUCK IRONY.
<WTFCENSORED> (10:31:32 PM): I think I saw Yiffer at FA:U..
SombraDeNoche (10:31:34 PM): SERIOUSLY.
<CENSOURED> (10:31:35 PM): Yes, total irony.
SombraDeNoche (10:31:37 PM): WHAT THE FUCK

It'd be funny if it wasn't so very sad, vice versa.

The fandom. I are quitting it.

I've been thinking about it a lot, lately, and I've decided/discovered that the fandom represents (for me, personally, I'm not making a generality) something that I can crawl inside of and hide when it seems like life sucks.

This is bullshit--It's like my life is just really starting, now: I'm a man, dammit, and I ought to be punching my problems square in the face instead of curling up amidst an ocean of other escapees.

Admittedly, the sex was awesome. Thank you for the sex, furries.

I'd like to make it clear, however, that I am not dead to the world, so I'll still be on AIM regularly, as I use that for local yocals and internet buddies alike. AIM address is stil SombraDeNoche.

I'm gonna be pursuing real art, now, and real literature (workin' on a novel right now, as a matter of convenient fact) rather than the typical, two-bit pornographia and erotica that I slumped into with this entire, ugly traipse through the fandom. People that I owe art will still get it, this means you
 NinjaPuppy
 the_blue_mage
 Ravage_fox

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand, I think that sums it up. Maybe we'll see my name in lights one day. Byebye.

P.S. FA was down for an entire month, and now that it's back up, I've found not a single illustration of Anarch. So, I pre-emptively didn't draw anyone anything. <3

Warped Tour Tomorrow. It's gonna be sick.
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK.
Except Jeffree Star is gonna be there. For those of you who don't know who Jeffree Star is, think Chris Crocker with an attitude. And a -band-. So basically, Warped Tour is gonna be populated by a Red Tide of scene kids this year. Scene kids, and punks. Real punks.
Oh yes, there will be blood.
I'm talking like, Gangs of New York is gonna go down in Phoenix. And I'm gonna be there on the frontlines, fighting the good fight against pink nailpolishing packing fggts.

No offense to homosexuals, seriously. There are gays, and then-..then there are faggots. I promise only to hurt the latter.

Today was a great day. It was a day of glory, distinguishment, and of course, definition. Definition between all those who brought honor to everything flammable; the LOLPyros. Those who stand for everything good, just, and extra crispy.
But also existed the inevitability of the FAILPyro, those flamethrower wielding heathens who SOILED the good name and graces of their forefires.
Even as the ash settles the the smoke from countless razed bodies clears, the question remains:

Which are you? LOLPyro, or FAILPyro?

ALSO, photoshop contestants.
1st Bluemage
2nds Ninjapuppy, Ravage Fox and Twilight Fenrir.

I would have loved to have given Ninjs puppy 2st place, but the majority of his entry was a piece by another artist, and I didn't think it'd have been fair, really. So, he gets a 2nd place picture. Twilight Fenrir submitted hir picture via IRC, I'll post it so you can see it.

Just message me with you want. I forget how big I promised those pics to be, but a quick glance at the prior journal will clue me into what I'm doing with your requests.

It Happened. Seriously, that movie was all kinds of Shyamalany (<- It's an adjective now).

Honestly, I was disappointed. It had room for interpretation, which I like, but the best grounds for an explanation were totally superfluous in the wake of the cause he inferred. Plus, bad acting, and Alma was totally star-struck the entire movie. Seriously, I hate that. Your one staple for female representation is just gonna gape with her mouth open the whole damn movie.

I thought, and this is just my view, I thought that it was human emotions that were effecting the plants, because the scene in the diner really reinforced the idea that people give off energy according to mood, and then in the greenhouse, that gardener stresses the point that plants are effected by human stimulus.

I thought I had it figured out, BUT NO! M Night Shyamalan dicked me out of self-confidence, instead of his characters (See: Lady in the Water). The explanation they provided sucked ASS. It was a terrible movie.

Thoughts and opinions, plz. And don't post to say 'I haven't seen it, but--'. No. If you haven't seen it, don't post, unless you're awesome. Only awesomeness will excuse your intrusion. Awesome people, you know who you are.

Is in two days. TWO DAYS. You may now begin scrambling to get me a gift.
Honestly, I only realized it like, two days ago. So, short notice, yarr.

I need help with learning how to program in Flash. There are great tutorials online!....for little snippets and fun practice, but no summation of elements, no "big help".

I need help programming a game. Specifically, side-scroller shooter, like Madness. Not the same, but same feel, w/o those annoying little hands that always seem to aim off target. So, this includes movement, gravity, collision detection, enemy AI, etc.
Cause I want it to be good.
Digital Discourse, possibly winter of '08.
Included Characters (playable or otherwise):
Bonvents  The_Blue_Mage
Sakura  Rikka
Pads  Padfoot
Ahk  Ahkmedren
Katty  Kattywampus
Wyld  Wyldsyde
Chaswari  Chaswari
Anarch  Anarch-Cyberjackal
General Od  Odin8898
Karo  Timote_Karosine

Possibly others. List is subject to change, as most of these are but characters I -want- in it, but have not secured authorization to use yet. If none is granted, they will be removed readily.

P.S. Helping me out will pretty much buy you a spot in this game. So, yeah. Not gonna even try to cover or mask that there.

I are halped. Thank you.

You get free art IF and only IF you participate in this here photoshop contest: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1310880/

Do to that pic whatever you will - I will judge it according to how funny it is to me. HERE ME OUT NOW It will be an opinionated win in the end, but I'll do a good sized picture for whoever wins the funniest picture first-place whatever title, and I'll do something small for the next three best conversions. Probably something like 400x400 pixels.

HAVE AT IT

LINK ME YOUR PHOTOSHOP EITHER HERE OR IN THE COMMENTS OF THE ACTUAL PICTURE

That I ever talked like, face to face with another furry. And I couldn't have picked a better specimen than  Kattywampus herself. Seriously. She is fun and humor and sagely furry-history packed into a planter's peanut can and strapped to dynamite. Except you don't lose -quite- as many fingers in the lolblast as my metaphor might suggest.

Based on true events that actually happened.

<Anarch> Lol,
<Anarch> The funniest thing just happened.
<Anarch> I burned my hand. :3
<Ahk|Loungin`> o.o
<Ahk|Loungin`> Ha..ha...?
<Anarch> I had bacon on the stove, and it was all done, so I pulled it off, and I picked up a slice....
<Anarch> And it was really hot.
Ahk|Loungin` facepaws.
<Anarch> But it was bacon, so I couldn't put it down
<Anarch> You CAN'T put bacon down
<Anarch> It's against human nature.
<Anarch> So I stood there screaming until it was cool enough to eat, and I did.
<Ahk|Loungin`> XD
<Anarch> And it was bacon, so you know it was worth it <3
<Ahk|Loungin`> Anarch
<Anarch> ?
<Ahk|Loungin`> We need to have baconfest when I move thar.
<Ahk|Loungin`> NOTHING BUT BACON
<Ahk|Loungin`> warm grease and fat to drink
<Anarch> 8D
<Anarch> I could die a young, arterioschlerotic man, but I'd be happy
<Ahk|Loungin`> I only saw erotic.
<Anarch> <3

I've drawn two penises...

[ ]I have gone looking for porn of Digimon
[ ]I have gone looking for porn or Pokemon
[ ]The smell of wet dog excites me
[x]I have at least one plushie of an animal
[ ]I believe I have some spiritual connection to it
[x]I bought condoms that I never use
[ ]I find My Little Ponies sexy
[x]I can't love just one person
[ ]I can't love someone who isn't a furry
[x]I've looked at porn
[x]I've cybered with someone
[x]I've cybered with someone, while looking at porn
[]I refer to assholes as tail holes
[]Boobs are unattractive to me unless they're fluffy
[]I've gotten a stiffy from watching animal planet
[ ]I've met someone then asked to cyber with them within 5 minutes of saying Hi
[]I've cybered over text messages
[]I've gotten horny while watching Tom and Jerry
[x]I've drawn a penis
[x]I've drawn a vagina
[xI've drawn a penis in a vagina
[x]I've drawn two penises
[x]I've drawn two vaginas
[ ]I've drawn more than one penis and vagina in a picture
[x]I have a fursona
[x]I have many fursonas
[x]I've cybered with one of my fursonas
[ ]I've cybered with all of my fursonas
[x]I've tried drawing my fursona
[ ]I refer to cybering as "yiff"
[ ]I've been to a furry convention
[ ]I've had sex at a furry convention
[ ]I like fursuit
[ ]I have a fursuit
[ ]I'm saving up to get a fursuit
[ ]I call non-furries "humans"
[ ]I was an otaku
[ ]I am an otaku
[x]I've been called a furfag THANKS YOU -TAILHOLES-
[ ]I find anthros more attractive than humans
[X]I am a furry.

The Dark Tower's gonna be a movie. Get this; King sold the movie rights to JJ Abrams.....for $19. If you don't get it, READ THE BOOKS.
http://www.slashfilm.com/2007/02/26.....k-tower-movie/

I hit 2k pageviews a while ago. I must be worth something!
/narcisgasm

Okay, first up. Ravage Fox, or Rf`, is a bad influence on me. Today, I picked out three dog biscuits to feed to my dogs, but then I heard this tiny voice in my head, commanding I take a fourth. Why? So that I could eat it; of course. And I did.

And it was delicious.

Secondly, I didn't know bunnies could scream, but they can. Lo and behold, on Easter Sunday, one of my cats comes waltzing in through the kitty door with a baby rabbit clamped in its jaws, shrieking. The little thing doesn't seem to be injured, except for a puncture mark on its hind flank, which I cleaned. I knew of a rabbit hole nearby the house, but A) the bun smelled like cat now, B) the bun smelled like humans now, C) the bun smelled like blood now, and D) I had to clean a bloody mess off the wash-rack the other day that I'm pretty sure was this little guys mom. So, I'm gonna keep him. Here's the kicker:
-Bunny on Easter Day
-Baby bunny, saved from death on EASTER SUNDAY
-I have two brothers home right now, so we three bring him a crate, a towel and water. THREE WISE MEN, MUCH?
-His hind paw was pierced by the cats tooth. Only one foot, but still one out of four.
NOW, I'm not saying this bunny is the bunny messiah; bunny savior of the bunny people....But Jesus is just an awesome name for a little bunny, so that's what I named him (pronounced 'hey-zeus', as mexicans like  DoggyDog would say).

I'm fairly certain, judging by his liveliness, coat, and behavior, that he's at least old enough to be eating solid food, so I've provided bermuda hay and baby carrots. Any advice on raising baby bunnies would be much appreciated.

When you can go on your own adventures of (possible) terror!

Okay, according to my brothers legitimate gypsy-mystic friend, there is a demon, or a malign poltergeist in the canal system that zigzags and forks below the city of Peoria, where I live. So...

I quote myself; "Say, Jack? Weekends have been pretty dull lately. Isn't it about time we do something blatantly stupid?"...

So, yeah. We're going down into the underbelly of the city to hunt a demon, a group of two to four depending on who shows up to the loose grate. Maybe we find something, maybe not, but still: At least we won't be bored.

If you never hear from me again, A) the tunnels collapsed, B) The demon drove all us adventurers against one another, or C) I found a thinny and slipped into an alternate Peoria, in another time, perhaps another dimension.

Also, there's supposed to be a camp of vagrants down below, sorta like a hobo-hive. Personally, I'm more afraid of derelicts than demons, so if angry hobos come grunting at us like rabid pigs, we're turning tail and leaving.

It's 11:00 and I had nothing better to do.
Taken from  twitch_the_dragon

Fighting game intro, victory, and other lines:

~ Anarch Davins
Before round 1- "Your MOM!"
Before round 2- "Your MOM!"

~ Victories~
Perfect Victory- "Your MOM!"
Victory 1- "Your MOM!"
Victory 2- "Your MOM!"
Victory 3- "Your MOM!"
Victory 4- "Su MADRE!"

Time up (Win)- "Your MOM!"
Time up (Lose)- "...Your -DAD-!!"

Check out Trentemoller and Royksopp if you have taste for electronic-type music, or even just ambience. Both bands do great work, like with Trentemoller - Miss You.

When I listen to it, I feel like I'm walking down a hallway, with doors that stand a silent vigil over rooms and courts lost to imagination. I see dancers amidst a bleach-white ballroom, shrouded in mist. I see a foggy meadow, littered with leaves that twirl and pirouette in an autumn breeze.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=854YStolDNg

I say bring them on. If tonight's was anywhere near as awesome as last night's, I'm going to be spewing sketches for days.

On a related issue, I think that my ability to revel and delight in the twisted, the warped and the grotesque will really aid me in the end days when zombies take over earth and try to munch us all. It'll be just like a block-party; one with guns and that never ends! Also, Surgeon General's Warning: Insanity can lead to a number of collateral illnesses, including (but not limited to) unwarranted dancing in public, laughing maniacally totally out of context, talking to yourself in mirrors, wearing a ridiculous hat, signing onto your computer under the visage of an anthropomorphic animal, and little bits of carrots stuck in your teeth.
...
Actually, that last one might be a cause, rather than an effect.

MOTHAF*@#ING SCHNUFFEL!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFfB.....eature=related

I spent my first Valentines day in 5 years alone. By myself. -Alone- alone. Not even my brothers were around to keep me company. I felt lonely on one of the only two days out of 365 devoted towards companionship and love.

I'm still trying to figure out what I did to deserve such.

Ganked from  The_Blue_Mage

BASIC CHARACTER INFO
Appearance: He's the Anarchitect. His tendrils are always extended a short distance behind him, and trail out while he runs.
Size: Really Tall
Speed: Slow
Power: High
Weight: Heavy
Glider?: No

STANDARD ATTACKS (A)
Neutral: A very quick jab with a tendril claw. He has six, so repeated attacks just alternate tendrils
Neutral while airborne: downward swing with steely fist
Side: A fierce punch with his metal fist
Side while dashing: Short leap forward with a piercing attack (metal hand)
Side while airborne: Swipe with a mech-tendril
Up: Short hop and a fierce bite
Up while airborne: Flip-kick with metal leg
Down: Low sweep with a tendril
Down while airborne: Heel drop with a metal heel
Side-Smash: A vicious back-fist with his metal hand,
Down-Smash: Ground-stomp, that sends up a short-radius shockwave and knocks foes off their feet
Up-Smash: Fires his tendrils upwards to spear airborne enemies, then swipes them out to his sides before retracting them

SPECIAL ATTACKS (B)
Neutral: BEAM CANNON: Anarch's right arm transforms into a cannon that begins charging. B again fires a thin red beam (laser), but a longer charge yields a wider, more damaging attack
Side: PLASMA SHOT: Anarch fires a slow-moving Fireball from his palm. Base damage is moderate, but more projectiles absorbed with his PLASMA SHIELD will charge the shot for more damage.
Up: HEAT FLARE: Anarch fires a small flare into the air, where it hangs for a few seconds. Deals explosive fire damage if touched, and throws the enemy backwards.
Down: PLASMA SHIELD: Anarch produces a red bubble-shield for a split second that absorbs projectile-attacks (Not melee), nullifying them. Enemies that touch it suffer fire damage and are thrown back.
Side-Tap: SPARK: Anarch fires electrical sparks rather than his BEAM CANNON. They stay on the ground for a few seconds before disappearing, and are active until they do.

EXTRAS:
Grab and attack: Anarch can fire his hand out a short ways, attached to a cable so he can reel enemies in. Anarch can then bite fecrociously at a captured enemy until released this way.
Forward-Throw: Anarch's grapple-hand becomes his cannon, and he blasts the captured enemy straight forward.
Back-Throw: Anarch simply tosses the enemy over his shoulder. Low damage, but momentary stun.
Down-Throw: Anarch lifts his enemy high up by its neck, then drops into a crouch, swinging his arm and his enemies face into the ground
Up-Throw: Anarch lifts his enemy in his tendrils and electrocutes them before flinging them upwards with a brutal punch with his metal arm.

Taunt: Anarch folds his arms and cackles, tendrils seething across his body and the ground

Final Smash: BEAM NEXUS. Anarch holds still for a moment while an enormous golden ring descends around him. The ring splits into three concentric rings that gryrate around him (Pummeling the ever-loving crap out of any enemy too close), and Anarch disappears in a burning red sphere. The machination drifts up, and charges, then fires a huge, continuous laser from its center, aimed with the control-stick. After a few short seconds, the energy is spent, and the nexus falls to the arena below, also steered with the control stick. On impact, it explodes, dropping Anarch and blasting enemies away from its crash-site.

ANYTHING ELSE?
Anarch cannot love. He can only not-kill.