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Posted 15 years agoCentaur:
[ ] You are rather wild, and let your instincts run you.
[ ] You get drunk a lot.
[ ] Bravery and boldness is second nature to you.
[x] You have a deep love for astronomy and the universe.
[ ] You like to read your daily horoscope.
[ ] You have a high level of pride in yourself.
[x] In the woods is the best place for you to be.
[x] You are spiritual.
[ ] The horse is your favorite animal.
[x] You are possessive and territorial.
Total: 4
Elf:
[ ] Your ears are slightly pointed at the tips.
[x] You are very intelligent.
[x] Your five senses are extremely keen.
[x] Your weight is quite a bit lighter than the average person at your particular height.
[ ] You always wear elegant clothes and speak as politely as possible.
[ ] You are most at peace when you are gazing at something beautiful, like nature.
[ ] You look very young for your age.
[x] You rarely get sick.
[x] You are a very hard worker.
[ ] Above all other superpowers, you would love to read minds or see the future.
Total: 5
Fairy
[ ] You are happy a lot of the time.
[ ] The best superpower to you would be to fly.
[ ] You are very shy.
[x] You love the forest and plant life in general.
[ ] You are always willing to help others, even if you might not be the best to offer aid.
[ ] You are young and short.
[ ] Dancing is one of your favorite pastimes.
[x] If someone ticks you off, you are very clever with getting them back.
[x] Your clothing isn't always presentable, but you are comfortable with what you wear.
[x] Circles are a wonderful symbol of unity to you.
Total: 4
Gnome/Dwarf:
[x] You are excellent with crafts and handiwork.
[x] In social situations, you tend to be a little awkward.
[ ] You are short for your age.
[ ] You are an isolated person
[ ] You love to play practical jokes on people.
[ ] You are extremely fascinated with jewelry.
[ ] You look older than your age.
[x] You love the woods and the mountains.
[ ] You are well off, or come from a family that is well off.
[ ] You have a short temper.
Total: 3
Harpy/Siren:
[ ] You are best at talking bad about people behind their backs and not to their face.
[ ] When you are annoyed, you will go to a great extent to torment whoever did so to you.
[ ] You often take things that aren't yours.
[ ] You are easily angered.
[ ] Death fascinates you.
[ ] You are female, or a feminine-looking man.
[x] You associate yourself with the wind element.
[x] You can switch quickly between your light and dark side.
[x] You love to trick others.
[ ] You have a ravenous appetite.
Total: 3
Mermaid:
[ ] You love the beach more so because of the water than the shore itself.
[ ] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you.
[ ] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater
[ ] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for traveling, not hunting in the sea.
[ ] You are good at swimming.
[ ] You like to collect shells.
[ ] You use sea items as jewelry or decoration.
[ ] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it.
[ ] You are extremely against ocean pollution, and someday, perhaps (if you haven't already), you will work to stop that.
[ ] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea.
Total: 0
Vampire:
[x] You're a night person.
[ ] You have a fascination with blood.
[ ] You are extremely pale.
[ ] You wish you had a bat as a pet.
[ ] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you.
[x] The sun's glare annoys you all too often.
[ ] You hate food with lots of garlic in it.
[ ] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips.
[ ] You don't like sharp objects near you.
Total: 2
Werewolf:
[x] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you.
[ ] You have a lot of body hair. (legs and arms…but not the torso)
[x] The ability to shapeshift is the best superpower to you.
[ ] You prefer gold over silver items.
[ ] You lack self control.
[x] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans.
[ ] You have a deep respect for wolves and wild dogs.
[x] You like to be alone.
[x] If You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it.
[ ] You'd rather be outdoors than indoors.
Total: 5
Wizard/Witch:
[x] You love chemistry. (Love/Hate either way!)
[x] You are intuitive and good at analyzing people, to the point that people seriously or jokingly say you're psychic.
[ ] The most amazing supernatural power to you is controlling the elements.
[ ] You are a nature lover.
[x] You have a strong sense of responsibility.
[x] You spend a lot of time alone.
[x] You usually hang around with a certain animal all the time when you feel lonely.
[ ] You are spiritual, but not necessarily religious.
[x] Cooking is one of your favorite things to do.
[] You enjoy learning about Wicca and the occult.
Total: 6
Zombie:
[ ] You are pale.
[ ] You are hungry a lot.
[ ] Many activities you do every day make you feel mindless, or like a drone.
[ ] Most of the time you or a part of you is cold.
[x] You love to eat meat
[ ] You would resort to cannibalism if that was the only source of food.
[ ] You make grunts and moans a lot.
[ ] You usually walk slow.
[x] You are not afraid of seeing a lot of blood or getting a lot of blood on yourself. (happens more often than you’d think)
Total: 2
Satyr/Faun:
[x] You are very passionate about the things you like.
[ ] You like to get drunk and dance.
[ ] You're very amorous.
[x] You like art and music.
[x] You enjoy feasting with friends.
[ ] You love nature but more for the animals then than the trees and plants.
[ ] You like getting rowdy and having a good time.
[x] You laugh a lot.
[ ] You love the chase almost as much as the capture.
[ ] You wish you had horns.
Total: 4
WIZARD!!!
[ ] You are rather wild, and let your instincts run you.
[ ] You get drunk a lot.
[ ] Bravery and boldness is second nature to you.
[x] You have a deep love for astronomy and the universe.
[ ] You like to read your daily horoscope.
[ ] You have a high level of pride in yourself.
[x] In the woods is the best place for you to be.
[x] You are spiritual.
[ ] The horse is your favorite animal.
[x] You are possessive and territorial.
Total: 4
Elf:
[ ] Your ears are slightly pointed at the tips.
[x] You are very intelligent.
[x] Your five senses are extremely keen.
[x] Your weight is quite a bit lighter than the average person at your particular height.
[ ] You always wear elegant clothes and speak as politely as possible.
[ ] You are most at peace when you are gazing at something beautiful, like nature.
[ ] You look very young for your age.
[x] You rarely get sick.
[x] You are a very hard worker.
[ ] Above all other superpowers, you would love to read minds or see the future.
Total: 5
Fairy
[ ] You are happy a lot of the time.
[ ] The best superpower to you would be to fly.
[ ] You are very shy.
[x] You love the forest and plant life in general.
[ ] You are always willing to help others, even if you might not be the best to offer aid.
[ ] You are young and short.
[ ] Dancing is one of your favorite pastimes.
[x] If someone ticks you off, you are very clever with getting them back.
[x] Your clothing isn't always presentable, but you are comfortable with what you wear.
[x] Circles are a wonderful symbol of unity to you.
Total: 4
Gnome/Dwarf:
[x] You are excellent with crafts and handiwork.
[x] In social situations, you tend to be a little awkward.
[ ] You are short for your age.
[ ] You are an isolated person
[ ] You love to play practical jokes on people.
[ ] You are extremely fascinated with jewelry.
[ ] You look older than your age.
[x] You love the woods and the mountains.
[ ] You are well off, or come from a family that is well off.
[ ] You have a short temper.
Total: 3
Harpy/Siren:
[ ] You are best at talking bad about people behind their backs and not to their face.
[ ] When you are annoyed, you will go to a great extent to torment whoever did so to you.
[ ] You often take things that aren't yours.
[ ] You are easily angered.
[ ] Death fascinates you.
[ ] You are female, or a feminine-looking man.
[x] You associate yourself with the wind element.
[x] You can switch quickly between your light and dark side.
[x] You love to trick others.
[ ] You have a ravenous appetite.
Total: 3
Mermaid:
[ ] You love the beach more so because of the water than the shore itself.
[ ] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you.
[ ] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater
[ ] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for traveling, not hunting in the sea.
[ ] You are good at swimming.
[ ] You like to collect shells.
[ ] You use sea items as jewelry or decoration.
[ ] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it.
[ ] You are extremely against ocean pollution, and someday, perhaps (if you haven't already), you will work to stop that.
[ ] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea.
Total: 0
Vampire:
[x] You're a night person.
[ ] You have a fascination with blood.
[ ] You are extremely pale.
[ ] You wish you had a bat as a pet.
[ ] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you.
[x] The sun's glare annoys you all too often.
[ ] You hate food with lots of garlic in it.
[ ] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips.
[ ] You don't like sharp objects near you.
Total: 2
Werewolf:
[x] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you.
[ ] You have a lot of body hair. (legs and arms…but not the torso)
[x] The ability to shapeshift is the best superpower to you.
[ ] You prefer gold over silver items.
[ ] You lack self control.
[x] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans.
[ ] You have a deep respect for wolves and wild dogs.
[x] You like to be alone.
[x] If You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it.
[ ] You'd rather be outdoors than indoors.
Total: 5
Wizard/Witch:
[x] You love chemistry. (Love/Hate either way!)
[x] You are intuitive and good at analyzing people, to the point that people seriously or jokingly say you're psychic.
[ ] The most amazing supernatural power to you is controlling the elements.
[ ] You are a nature lover.
[x] You have a strong sense of responsibility.
[x] You spend a lot of time alone.
[x] You usually hang around with a certain animal all the time when you feel lonely.
[ ] You are spiritual, but not necessarily religious.
[x] Cooking is one of your favorite things to do.
[] You enjoy learning about Wicca and the occult.
Total: 6
Zombie:
[ ] You are pale.
[ ] You are hungry a lot.
[ ] Many activities you do every day make you feel mindless, or like a drone.
[ ] Most of the time you or a part of you is cold.
[x] You love to eat meat
[ ] You would resort to cannibalism if that was the only source of food.
[ ] You make grunts and moans a lot.
[ ] You usually walk slow.
[x] You are not afraid of seeing a lot of blood or getting a lot of blood on yourself. (happens more often than you’d think)
Total: 2
Satyr/Faun:
[x] You are very passionate about the things you like.
[ ] You like to get drunk and dance.
[ ] You're very amorous.
[x] You like art and music.
[x] You enjoy feasting with friends.
[ ] You love nature but more for the animals then than the trees and plants.
[ ] You like getting rowdy and having a good time.
[x] You laugh a lot.
[ ] You love the chase almost as much as the capture.
[ ] You wish you had horns.
Total: 4
WIZARD!!!
Manly Meme
Posted 15 years agoThere's a 'Girly Meme' going around so I thought I'd counter with a Manly Meme:
General:
01) [x] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [x] You carry a wallet (generally in your back pocket)
03) [x] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [x] You spit on the ground when not in a building (it can be mucus or something else)
05) [] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [x] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [x] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [x] You have deoderant stong enough to make you socially acceptible but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [x] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 7
Do you love:
11) [x] Video games (more action/more gory = better)
12) [x] Working on mechanical items
13) [x] Building things
14) [x] Working out at a gym
15) [x] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible
16) [] Football (American)
17) [] Baseball
18) [] Wrestling
19) [] Boxing
20) [] Hunting and/or fishing
Total So Far: 12
Do you shop at:
21) [x] Home Depot
22) [x] Lowe's
23) [] Big and Tall men's stores
24) [] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [x] Hobby shops
27) [x] Comic book stores
28) [] Sports supply stores
29) [x] Video game stores
30) [x] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 18
Do you say:
31) [] Son (when the person is not your biological child or even younger than you)
32) [x] I can fix it.
33) [] Man-up
34) [] When I was your age - followed by how far you had to walk and in what weather conditions.
35) [x] Don't be a wuss.
36) [x] It's just a scratch
37) [] Take it like a man.
38) [] That's not how you do it.
39) [] (insert profanity here)
40) [] Here's your (insert profanity and what the person just said).
Total So Far: 21
Do you read:
41) [] Field and Stream
42) [] Bear Magazine
43) [] Playboy
44) [] Sports Illustrated
45) [] Pro Football Weekly
46) [x] Comic books
47) [] Men's Health
48) [] Men's Fitness
49) [] Men's journal
50) [] Private Media Group, Inc.
Final Total: 22
Take the final total and multiply by two. This will give you the percent you are manly.
44% Argh! Not even 50%?!?!?! The Sports and Reading Material did me in!
General:
01) [x] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [x] You carry a wallet (generally in your back pocket)
03) [x] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [x] You spit on the ground when not in a building (it can be mucus or something else)
05) [] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [x] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [x] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [x] You have deoderant stong enough to make you socially acceptible but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [x] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 7
Do you love:
11) [x] Video games (more action/more gory = better)
12) [x] Working on mechanical items
13) [x] Building things
14) [x] Working out at a gym
15) [x] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible
16) [] Football (American)
17) [] Baseball
18) [] Wrestling
19) [] Boxing
20) [] Hunting and/or fishing
Total So Far: 12
Do you shop at:
21) [x] Home Depot
22) [x] Lowe's
23) [] Big and Tall men's stores
24) [] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [x] Hobby shops
27) [x] Comic book stores
28) [] Sports supply stores
29) [x] Video game stores
30) [x] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 18
Do you say:
31) [] Son (when the person is not your biological child or even younger than you)
32) [x] I can fix it.
33) [] Man-up
34) [] When I was your age - followed by how far you had to walk and in what weather conditions.
35) [x] Don't be a wuss.
36) [x] It's just a scratch
37) [] Take it like a man.
38) [] That's not how you do it.
39) [] (insert profanity here)
40) [] Here's your (insert profanity and what the person just said).
Total So Far: 21
Do you read:
41) [] Field and Stream
42) [] Bear Magazine
43) [] Playboy
44) [] Sports Illustrated
45) [] Pro Football Weekly
46) [x] Comic books
47) [] Men's Health
48) [] Men's Fitness
49) [] Men's journal
50) [] Private Media Group, Inc.
Final Total: 22
Take the final total and multiply by two. This will give you the percent you are manly.
44% Argh! Not even 50%?!?!?! The Sports and Reading Material did me in!
Girly Meme
Posted 15 years agoBecause I FEEL LIKE IT!
[] You own over 10 bottles of nail polish
[] You own a designer purse
[] You own perfume that cost over $60
[] You had/have fake nails
[] You have more hair products and body products than you can use
[x] Your pet is a Chihuahua/Pomeranian/Yorkshire Terrier(mix)/Siamese/Shih Tzu/mini anything
[] You have clothes/shoes/accessories for your pet
[] You have enough clothes to cover an entire refugee camp
[] You have enough pictures to create your own wallpaper
[] A pink comforter, carpeting, walls or sheets
Total So Far: 1
Do you:
[ ] Spend more time at the mall than you do at homework
[] Have had a hair color that is not natural
[x] Have "blonde moments" at least once a day
[] Buy stuff because it's awesome and then never wear/use it
[] Constantly keep your phone at your side
[] Dance around in your room when nobody else is home
[] Have a name for your car
[] Know what celebrity is dating who and who broke up this week
[] Refuse to go out in public without makeup
[] Prefer to be called "princess"
Total So Far: 2
Do you love:
[] Makeup
[] Glitter
[] The color Pink
[] Jewelry
[x] Mirrors
[] Chick flicks (I'm so horrible)
[] Shoes
[] Rainbows
[] Unicorns
[x] Disney Movies
[] Flowers
[x] Stuffed Animals
[] Purses
Total So Far: 5
Do you shop at:
[] Coach
[] Forever 21
[] Victoria's Secret
[] Guess
[] Claire's
[] Express
[] Delia's
[] Hollister
[] American Eagle
[] Abercrombie Fitch
[] Aeropostale
Total So Far: 5
Do you say:
[] Whatever
[] Oh my god
[] Hun
[] Fugly
[] That's hot
[] Dunzo
[] Darling
[] Bff
[] Cutie
[] Hottie
[] Skank
[] Totally
[] For Sure
[] Fabulous
Total So Far: 5
Do you read:
[] Cosmopolitan
[] Glamour
[] Marie Claire
[] Elle Girl
[] Teen Vogue
[] People
[] Us Weekly
[] Star
[] Self
[] PerezHilton.com
[] Dlisted.com
[] Seventeen
[] people.com
[] usmagazine.com
[] popsugar.com
[] Pink Is The New Blog.com
Total So Far: 5
Do you love these:
[] Legally Blonde
[] Elizabethtown
[x] Mean Girls
[] Now & Then
[] The Notebook
[] A Walk to Remember
[] Sweet Home Alabama
[] Where the Heart is
[] Just My luck
[] John Tucker Must Die
[] Center stage
[] Bring it On
[] How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
[ Mona Lisa Smile
[] My Girl
[] The Wedding Date
[] 10 Things I Hate About You
Total So Far: 6
Do you really enjoy:
[] America's Next Top Model
[] Project Runway
[x] Desperate Housewives
[] The Simple Life
[] 8th & Ocean
[] Sex & the City
[] Grey's Anatomy
[] The O.C.
[] The City
[] Nip/Tuck
[] Gilmore Girls
[] Degrassi
Total: 7
Take your total and multiply it by 2. Then repost this as "I am #% Girly." With the number you got as the percent of course.
14% Girly
[] You own over 10 bottles of nail polish
[] You own a designer purse
[] You own perfume that cost over $60
[] You had/have fake nails
[] You have more hair products and body products than you can use
[x] Your pet is a Chihuahua/Pomeranian/Yorkshire Terrier(mix)/Siamese/Shih Tzu/mini anything
[] You have clothes/shoes/accessories for your pet
[] You have enough clothes to cover an entire refugee camp
[] You have enough pictures to create your own wallpaper
[] A pink comforter, carpeting, walls or sheets
Total So Far: 1
Do you:
[ ] Spend more time at the mall than you do at homework
[] Have had a hair color that is not natural
[x] Have "blonde moments" at least once a day
[] Buy stuff because it's awesome and then never wear/use it
[] Constantly keep your phone at your side
[] Dance around in your room when nobody else is home
[] Have a name for your car
[] Know what celebrity is dating who and who broke up this week
[] Refuse to go out in public without makeup
[] Prefer to be called "princess"
Total So Far: 2
Do you love:
[] Makeup
[] Glitter
[] The color Pink
[] Jewelry
[x] Mirrors
[] Chick flicks (I'm so horrible)
[] Shoes
[] Rainbows
[] Unicorns
[x] Disney Movies
[] Flowers
[x] Stuffed Animals
[] Purses
Total So Far: 5
Do you shop at:
[] Coach
[] Forever 21
[] Victoria's Secret
[] Guess
[] Claire's
[] Express
[] Delia's
[] Hollister
[] American Eagle
[] Abercrombie Fitch
[] Aeropostale
Total So Far: 5
Do you say:
[] Whatever
[] Oh my god
[] Hun
[] Fugly
[] That's hot
[] Dunzo
[] Darling
[] Bff
[] Cutie
[] Hottie
[] Skank
[] Totally
[] For Sure
[] Fabulous
Total So Far: 5
Do you read:
[] Cosmopolitan
[] Glamour
[] Marie Claire
[] Elle Girl
[] Teen Vogue
[] People
[] Us Weekly
[] Star
[] Self
[] PerezHilton.com
[] Dlisted.com
[] Seventeen
[] people.com
[] usmagazine.com
[] popsugar.com
[] Pink Is The New Blog.com
Total So Far: 5
Do you love these:
[] Legally Blonde
[] Elizabethtown
[x] Mean Girls
[] Now & Then
[] The Notebook
[] A Walk to Remember
[] Sweet Home Alabama
[] Where the Heart is
[] Just My luck
[] John Tucker Must Die
[] Center stage
[] Bring it On
[] How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
[ Mona Lisa Smile
[] My Girl
[] The Wedding Date
[] 10 Things I Hate About You
Total So Far: 6
Do you really enjoy:
[] America's Next Top Model
[] Project Runway
[x] Desperate Housewives
[] The Simple Life
[] 8th & Ocean
[] Sex & the City
[] Grey's Anatomy
[] The O.C.
[] The City
[] Nip/Tuck
[] Gilmore Girls
[] Degrassi
Total: 7
Take your total and multiply it by 2. Then repost this as "I am #% Girly." With the number you got as the percent of course.
14% Girly
STOP!
Posted 15 years agoDon't Touch me There! This is my No No Square!
hahahahahahaha, my friend said this the other day and it's still stuck in my head! XD
hahahahahahaha, my friend said this the other day and it's still stuck in my head! XD
Cartoon Crushes
Posted 15 years agoMeme stolen from around
Mira Nova - Buzz Lightyear of Star Command
Carmen Sandiego - Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego
Krystal - Starfox
Gadget Hackwrench - Chip’n’Dale Rescue Rangers
Valerie Felicity Frizzle - (Ms. Frizzle) The Magic School Bus
Sillywhim - Wee Sing in Sillyville
Katherine Pride - (Kitty Pride/Shadowcat) X-Men
LoL I have have some strange taste.
In other News:
Finally finished all the request from the last Journal and while I'll prb do more request in the future for now I'm closed.
Mira Nova - Buzz Lightyear of Star Command
Carmen Sandiego - Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego
Krystal - Starfox
Gadget Hackwrench - Chip’n’Dale Rescue Rangers
Valerie Felicity Frizzle - (Ms. Frizzle) The Magic School Bus
Sillywhim - Wee Sing in Sillyville
Katherine Pride - (Kitty Pride/Shadowcat) X-Men
LoL I have have some strange taste.
In other News:
Finally finished all the request from the last Journal and while I'll prb do more request in the future for now I'm closed.
Human Meme
Posted 15 years agoHUMAN QUESTIONS:
What's your real name?
Uh-Un! Spoilers!
-Gender?
Male
-Orientation?
Straight
-Race?
Mostly White, 1/8 Hispanic
-What's your favorite genre of music?
Classic Rock
-What's your favorite band/musical artist?
Too many, On iTunes I have a TON by Weird Al
-What's your worst peeve?
People who are wrong (Factually not Ethically)
-Are you doing well in school?
Yeah, this semester needs to end, but it’s just an outlier
-Do you have a religion?
Lutheran
-What turns you on?
Imagining Myself Fat
-Do you consider yourself a whore?
Not at all
-Do you have a favorite movie?
Pretty much anything by Tim Burton
-Funniest thing you've ever said?
I say things in funny voices
-What do you eat?
BACON
-Are you flexible?
How flexible? Decently so?
-What's your favorite video game?
Zelda/Pokémon (although right now I’m really into Fable)
-Do you have a crush on anyone?
Yep, and she’s in a happy relationship not with me…
-What's the most embarrassing moment you can remember?
When I hugged a stranger in the mall
-Are you a (gulp) MySpace whore?
Myspace still exists???
FURRY QUESTIONS:
-What's your furry name?
Antorfeit
-Species?
Ferret
-If you could describe your fursona in one word, what would it be?
Blue
-Does your fursona have a side-story?
Tried to make one…didn’t care enough
-Is your fursona a whore?
Nope
-Does your fursona have any traits that resemble yourself?
Same height, and he always starts at the same weight
-What's your fursona's favorite outfit?
Boxers
-Describe your fursona's overall personality in a few words.
Kinda blank…
-How often do you RP using your fursona?
Haven’t
-Does your fursona have any weapons?
Nope
-How does your fursona wear his/her hair?
In a sorta anime, long down spikey thing…
-If there were a program to genetically turn you into your fursona, would you sign up?
Are you kidding I would CREATE that therapy
I tag anyone who looks at this.
What's your real name?
Uh-Un! Spoilers!
-Gender?
Male
-Orientation?
Straight
-Race?
Mostly White, 1/8 Hispanic
-What's your favorite genre of music?
Classic Rock
-What's your favorite band/musical artist?
Too many, On iTunes I have a TON by Weird Al
-What's your worst peeve?
People who are wrong (Factually not Ethically)
-Are you doing well in school?
Yeah, this semester needs to end, but it’s just an outlier
-Do you have a religion?
Lutheran
-What turns you on?
Imagining Myself Fat
-Do you consider yourself a whore?
Not at all
-Do you have a favorite movie?
Pretty much anything by Tim Burton
-Funniest thing you've ever said?
I say things in funny voices
-What do you eat?
BACON
-Are you flexible?
How flexible? Decently so?
-What's your favorite video game?
Zelda/Pokémon (although right now I’m really into Fable)
-Do you have a crush on anyone?
Yep, and she’s in a happy relationship not with me…
-What's the most embarrassing moment you can remember?
When I hugged a stranger in the mall
-Are you a (gulp) MySpace whore?
Myspace still exists???
FURRY QUESTIONS:
-What's your furry name?
Antorfeit
-Species?
Ferret
-If you could describe your fursona in one word, what would it be?
Blue
-Does your fursona have a side-story?
Tried to make one…didn’t care enough
-Is your fursona a whore?
Nope
-Does your fursona have any traits that resemble yourself?
Same height, and he always starts at the same weight
-What's your fursona's favorite outfit?
Boxers
-Describe your fursona's overall personality in a few words.
Kinda blank…
-How often do you RP using your fursona?
Haven’t
-Does your fursona have any weapons?
Nope
-How does your fursona wear his/her hair?
In a sorta anime, long down spikey thing…
-If there were a program to genetically turn you into your fursona, would you sign up?
Are you kidding I would CREATE that therapy
I tag anyone who looks at this.
Life on Paws
Posted 15 years agoBad pun is Bad
SO the next few days will be filled with lots of Studying and no life as was yesterday, so the requests people made, will be delayed ever so slightly. ~Please Hold ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ~
In the meantime I have a formspring:
http://www.formspring.me/antorfeit
so ask me anything
SO the next few days will be filled with lots of Studying and no life as was yesterday, so the requests people made, will be delayed ever so slightly. ~Please Hold ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ~
In the meantime I have a formspring:
http://www.formspring.me/antorfeit
so ask me anything
Requests
Posted 15 years agoOkay an edit from the last Journal.
I have 10 slots and with these 10 slots you get 1 request. Reply in this journal with a link to a ref pic of character and you must givea detail of what that character is doing if you dont add details you dont get a slot , and please nothing stupid, or completely ridiculous
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DONE
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DONE
5. anonymous DONE
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Done
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I have 10 slots and with these 10 slots you get 1 request. Reply in this journal with a link to a ref pic of character and you must givea detail of what that character is doing if you dont add details you dont get a slot , and please nothing stupid, or completely ridiculous
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DONE5. anonymous DONE
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DONESketch request/trade meme
Posted 15 years agoFrom
ok this is for artist's only
i have 10 slots and with these 10 slots you get 1 request ONE ONLY!
by replying in this journal with a link to a ref pic of character
and you must givea detail of what that character is doing
if you dont add details you dont get a slot , and please nothing stupid, or completely ridiculous
and the deal is that you will get the sketch if you also do the 10 sketch meme
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oh also i will kick you off if you dont do the meme
if your already doing a meme from someone else
then you cant enter , please note that i wont add you
Weird Penis Meme
Posted 15 years agoWouldn't normally do this but I'm Feeling Strange
1) How big is your penis?
6-7 inches erect
2) How thick is your penis?
~5.5 circumference erect
3) Do you have foreskin?
Off with Your Heads! (no)
4) Does it Curve or is it straight?
Slightly Curved
5) If it curves which way?
Stage Left
6) Does it grow hair?
The penis itself? No The whole Pubic area? Yes
7) Do you shave yours?
No
8) Do your balls sag or are they tight?
Sag, unless it's freezing balls like it has been! >.<
9) Have you ever pierced it?
-shutters at the thought-
10) If so with what?
N/A
11) What kind of underwear do you usually keep it in?
Boxerbriefs/Boxers
12) Has it ever touched another penis?
Oh God No
13) Does your penis have a Penis Boyfriend?
No
14) Does your penis have a name?
nope
15) Have you posted pictures or video of your penis on the web?
nope
16) Have you had art done of your furry character with its penis showing?
No, but when I draw him I start out with the penis visible so i get the legs right then dress him so everything is covered.
1) How big is your penis?
6-7 inches erect
2) How thick is your penis?
~5.5 circumference erect
3) Do you have foreskin?
Off with Your Heads! (no)
4) Does it Curve or is it straight?
Slightly Curved
5) If it curves which way?
Stage Left
6) Does it grow hair?
The penis itself? No The whole Pubic area? Yes
7) Do you shave yours?
No
8) Do your balls sag or are they tight?
Sag, unless it's freezing balls like it has been! >.<
9) Have you ever pierced it?
-shutters at the thought-
10) If so with what?
N/A
11) What kind of underwear do you usually keep it in?
Boxerbriefs/Boxers
12) Has it ever touched another penis?
Oh God No
13) Does your penis have a Penis Boyfriend?
No
14) Does your penis have a name?
nope
15) Have you posted pictures or video of your penis on the web?
nope
16) Have you had art done of your furry character with its penis showing?
No, but when I draw him I start out with the penis visible so i get the legs right then dress him so everything is covered.
Art Review Meme
Posted 16 years agoFor those who haven't seen this meme, you type a number of a sentence you'd like to answer then asnwer by filling in the blank. You don't have to answer all the blanks only as many as you'd like
PRO:
1)I like when you draw _______________________.
2)I wish you drew more _______________________.
3)I wish you drew more fanart of these series/characters:
4)I wish you did more original art of these characters:
5)I love how you draw ________________________.
6)If you were to do a comic of/about I would be soooo happy!:
7)If I could get you to draw anything I'd get you to draw ___________________.
8)My favorite part of your work is __________________________.
CON:
9)I hate when you draw _________________.
10)I wish you drew less ___________________.
11)Stop drawing ________________!
OTHER:
13)When I think of your art I think ______________________.
14)If I had to describe your work I'd say ______________________.
PRO:
1)I like when you draw _______________________.
2)I wish you drew more _______________________.
3)I wish you drew more fanart of these series/characters:
4)I wish you did more original art of these characters:
5)I love how you draw ________________________.
6)If you were to do a comic of/about I would be soooo happy!:
7)If I could get you to draw anything I'd get you to draw ___________________.
8)My favorite part of your work is __________________________.
CON:
9)I hate when you draw _________________.
10)I wish you drew less ___________________.
11)Stop drawing ________________!
OTHER:
13)When I think of your art I think ______________________.
14)If I had to describe your work I'd say ______________________.
Yada yada yada
Posted 16 years agoSo I've been working on various projects into the wee hours of the morning these past few days, among which are my pencil drawings, that I'm trying to improve.
Also found out my brother was a furry. Kinda strange because know one IRL knows I'm one, and I never hint at it, weird.
Also found out my brother was a furry. Kinda strange because know one IRL knows I'm one, and I never hint at it, weird.
HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!
Posted 16 years agoYep, it's that time of year again, when it starts anew.
Nothing to exciting happened for me, but I hope it did for all of ya'll, I went to see Avatar, FANTASTIC!, and I've decided on my New Year's Resolution,
"To hold my tongue in situations where in my opinion I really shouldn't because then everyone ends up wasting their time and energy as well as mine, but they don't listen to me anyways, so they get mad at me for talking, then get upset that I was right and then get upset that I'm upset about them not listening to me when I was right, and even this happens at least 20 times a day nothing CHANGES!!!! SO I'll just hold my tongue, literally if I have to."
and
"Work up courage to ask out that cute girl, providing she dumps her bf"
So I hope you all had some fun times and I wish you all the best in the New Year!
In other News:
WoolyMoogle lost the password to his old account, and has moved to a new account, which is kylechimera
Nothing to exciting happened for me, but I hope it did for all of ya'll, I went to see Avatar, FANTASTIC!, and I've decided on my New Year's Resolution,
"To hold my tongue in situations where in my opinion I really shouldn't because then everyone ends up wasting their time and energy as well as mine, but they don't listen to me anyways, so they get mad at me for talking, then get upset that I was right and then get upset that I'm upset about them not listening to me when I was right, and even this happens at least 20 times a day nothing CHANGES!!!! SO I'll just hold my tongue, literally if I have to."
and
"Work up courage to ask out that cute girl, providing she dumps her bf"
So I hope you all had some fun times and I wish you all the best in the New Year!
In other News:
WoolyMoogle lost the password to his old account, and has moved to a new account, which is kylechimeraLife and wutnot
Posted 16 years agoI suppose I should start at the beginning; so glad FA is back online, and even better than that it's time for Finals!!!
Yep at these times I feel more stressed and lazier all at the same time, on top of which 2 of my room mates thought they could screw over me and my other room mate, but that's a long boring tale. On the lazier side, I really wish I had a friend who would draw me, but seeing as I go to a college where liberal arts majors are out numbered a billion to one, let alone an ART major, it prob wont happen anytime soon.
ALSO* along with procrastination is a pretty nifty game on Facebook, PetVille! It's kinda like Animal Crossing, except you're the animal and without all those annoying tasks.
Yep at these times I feel more stressed and lazier all at the same time, on top of which 2 of my room mates thought they could screw over me and my other room mate, but that's a long boring tale. On the lazier side, I really wish I had a friend who would draw me, but seeing as I go to a college where liberal arts majors are out numbered a billion to one, let alone an ART major, it prob wont happen anytime soon.
ALSO* along with procrastination is a pretty nifty game on Facebook, PetVille! It's kinda like Animal Crossing, except you're the animal and without all those annoying tasks.
RenFest!!!
Posted 16 years agoSo I went to the RenFest this past Saturday and it was super fun. Great weather and good company. But after seeing so many people with tails and ears, and a Furry Pirate, and my friends', not disapproving but disappointing comments about them, I was left a little depressed. (None of my friends know about this side of me)
BUT it was still a fantastic day with close friends so I'm counting it as a win.
BUT it was still a fantastic day with close friends so I'm counting it as a win.
Some body has to get this
Posted 16 years agoIn a swimming race between 1 2 3 Cat and Un Duex Trois Cat who wins?
Art Meme
Posted 16 years agoArt Meme from 
The rules are:
1. I will add the first 14 people to comment on this journal to the promotion list
2. For each of the 14 people, i will put their avatar and 3 submissions i like from the gallery on the list
3. If I feature you , you'll have to do the same in your journal, putting me on the first place, completing this way the list with 14 people, etc. etc. etc.
1)
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2374029/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2322276/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2271269/
2)
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2523528/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2438954/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2523508/
The rules are:
1. I will add the first 14 people to comment on this journal to the promotion list
2. For each of the 14 people, i will put their avatar and 3 submissions i like from the gallery on the list
3. If I feature you , you'll have to do the same in your journal, putting me on the first place, completing this way the list with 14 people, etc. etc. etc.
1)
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2374029/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2322276/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2271269/
2)
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2523528/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2438954/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2523508/
My Life According to "Weird Al" Yankovic
Posted 16 years agoI stole this from Aldi http://www.furaffinity.net/user/aldi/
Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "my life according to (band name)"
Pick your Artist:
“Weird Al” Yankovic
Are you a male or female?
Angry White Boy Polka
Describe yourself:
White & Nerdy
How do you feel:
Good Enough For Now
Describe where you currently live:
Close But No Cigar
If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Genius in France
Your favorite form of transportation:
Another One Rides the Bus
Your best friend is:
I Think I'm a Clone Now
You and your best friends are:
Addicted to Spuds
What's the weather like:
Brain Freeze
Favorite time of day:
Midnight Star
If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
I Can't Watch This
What is life to you:
It's All About the Pentiums
Your last relationship:
Nature Trail to Hell
Your Fear:
Cockroaches
What is the best advice you have to give:
Dare to Be Stupid
Thought for the Day:
Don't Download This Song
How I would like to die:
Christmas at Ground Zero
My soul's present condition:
The Saga Begins
Most Faithful Companion:
Poodle
My motto:
You Don't Love Me Anymore
PS No Clue how to post ppl avatars! >.<
Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "my life according to (band name)"
Pick your Artist:
“Weird Al” Yankovic
Are you a male or female?
Angry White Boy Polka
Describe yourself:
White & Nerdy
How do you feel:
Good Enough For Now
Describe where you currently live:
Close But No Cigar
If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Genius in France
Your favorite form of transportation:
Another One Rides the Bus
Your best friend is:
I Think I'm a Clone Now
You and your best friends are:
Addicted to Spuds
What's the weather like:
Brain Freeze
Favorite time of day:
Midnight Star
If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
I Can't Watch This
What is life to you:
It's All About the Pentiums
Your last relationship:
Nature Trail to Hell
Your Fear:
Cockroaches
What is the best advice you have to give:
Dare to Be Stupid
Thought for the Day:
Don't Download This Song
How I would like to die:
Christmas at Ground Zero
My soul's present condition:
The Saga Begins
Most Faithful Companion:
Poodle
My motto:
You Don't Love Me Anymore
PS No Clue how to post ppl avatars! >.<
Frist Day of Spring/Spring Equinox
Posted 16 years agoHappy First day of Spring!/Spring Equinox! Today you can balance eggs on end because the gravity of the earth is slightly more balanced!
Try it!
Try it!
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