Win!
Posted 15 years agoGuess Who now has Adobe CS3 Master Collection :D
So I'll be making some better looking digital artwork now XD
Random Journal. I'm just happy I have it ^-^
So I'll be making some better looking digital artwork now XD
Random Journal. I'm just happy I have it ^-^
How old am I? (meme)
Posted 15 years ago[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] You own a credit card.
[x] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[ ] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[x] You think politics are interesting
TOTAL SO FAR: 5
[ ] You show up for school late a lot.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention.
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 9
[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 14
[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 18
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[ ] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[ ] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL SO FAR: 21
[ ] You have filed a tax return
[ ] You have used a pay phone
[ ] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd
[ ] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[ ] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[x] You still have and use a VCR
TOTAL: 22
That is such bull! XD oh well, 'twas fun~
[ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] You own a credit card.
[x] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[ ] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[x] You think politics are interesting
TOTAL SO FAR: 5
[ ] You show up for school late a lot.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention.
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 9
[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 14
[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 18
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[ ] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[ ] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL SO FAR: 21
[ ] You have filed a tax return
[ ] You have used a pay phone
[ ] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd
[ ] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[ ] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[x] You still have and use a VCR
TOTAL: 22
That is such bull! XD oh well, 'twas fun~
Commisions are open, and a few other things
Posted 15 years agoOk, so I'm going to start taking commissions. I'll do five at a time. Comment here if you're interested. Or note me. Either works.
As well, I got all but two of those requests done. For Rami and Mix, I didn't get it done the way I wanted >.> It always looked wrong. T.T I'll get it right eventually. But not right now I suppose. But I can mail everyone else their pictures if they want. It is traditional after all. Just tell me if you want me to, and we can arrange it.
As well, I got all but two of those requests done. For Rami and Mix, I didn't get it done the way I wanted >.> It always looked wrong. T.T I'll get it right eventually. But not right now I suppose. But I can mail everyone else their pictures if they want. It is traditional after all. Just tell me if you want me to, and we can arrange it.
I don't think I'm afraid of much, but let's see....
Posted 15 years ago[] public speaking (Nope. I enjoy acting! how could I? XD)
[] staying single forever.
[] Rejection.
[] being a parent
[x] giving birth (ow..)
[] being myself in front of others.
[] open spaces.
[] closed spaces.
[] heights
[] dogs
[] fish.
[] spiders.
[] flowers or other plants.
[] that Scary guy. (Do you mean this man?)
[] being touched.
[] fire
[] deep water
[] snakes.
[] silk.
[] the ocean.
[] failure.
[] success.
[] thunder/lightning.
[] frogs/toads.
[] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad.
[] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom.
[] rats.
[] jumping from high places (Bungee jumping :D)
[] snow
[] rain.
[] wind
[] crossing hanging bridge.
[~] death. (only if it's a slow death. Bullet to my brain of a sleep are my preferences. Freezing to death would be pleasant too!)
[] heaven.
[] being robbed
[] falling
[] clowns (Clowns aren't scary.)
[] dolls
[] large crowds of people
[] men.
[] women.
[] having great responsibilities
[] doctors, including dentists
[] tornadoes
[] hurricanes
[~] incurable diseases. (It would definitely flip my world upside down. Maybe it would be a good thing... >.>)
[] sharks
[] Friday the 13th.
[] ghosts.
[] poverty.
[] Halloween
[] school.
[] trains
[] odd numbers
[] even numbers
[X] being alone.
[] becoming blind
[] becoming deaf
[] growing up.
[] creepy noises in the night.
[] bee stings.
[] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[] needles (Jeesh people)
[] blood
[] dinosaurs.
[] the welcome mat
[] high speed.
[] throwing up.
[] falling in love.
[X] Not Listed (Zombies and skulls being smasshed. I hate it when brain go BOOM! Everywhere >.>)
[] staying single forever.
[] Rejection.
[] being a parent
[x] giving birth (ow..)
[] being myself in front of others.
[] open spaces.
[] closed spaces.
[] heights
[] dogs
[] fish.
[] spiders.
[] flowers or other plants.
[] that Scary guy. (Do you mean this man?)
[] being touched.
[] fire
[] deep water
[] snakes.
[] silk.
[] the ocean.
[] failure.
[] success.
[] thunder/lightning.
[] frogs/toads.
[] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad.
[] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom.
[] rats.
[] jumping from high places (Bungee jumping :D)
[] snow
[] rain.
[] wind
[] crossing hanging bridge.
[~] death. (only if it's a slow death. Bullet to my brain of a sleep are my preferences. Freezing to death would be pleasant too!)
[] heaven.
[] being robbed
[] falling
[] clowns (Clowns aren't scary.)
[] dolls
[] large crowds of people
[] men.
[] women.
[] having great responsibilities
[] doctors, including dentists
[] tornadoes
[] hurricanes
[~] incurable diseases. (It would definitely flip my world upside down. Maybe it would be a good thing... >.>)
[] sharks
[] Friday the 13th.
[] ghosts.
[] poverty.
[] Halloween
[] school.
[] trains
[] odd numbers
[] even numbers
[X] being alone.
[] becoming blind
[] becoming deaf
[] growing up.
[] creepy noises in the night.
[] bee stings.
[] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[] needles (Jeesh people)
[] blood
[] dinosaurs.
[] the welcome mat
[] high speed.
[] throwing up.
[] falling in love.
[X] Not Listed (Zombies and skulls being smasshed. I hate it when brain go BOOM! Everywhere >.>)
Sorry >.>
Posted 15 years agoSorry I haven't been active these past few weeks. I promised about 8 people art I think. And I got that stuff done. XD I'm just too lazy to scan it in I guess. A lot of stuff has happened lately, not all bad though. For instance, I got my hair cut. Anyway... I just wanted to apologize for my inactivity and Promise you that a HUGE wave of art is coming in. I made two new fursonas, btw. I think I have five now?! D:
Just got around to it...
Posted 16 years agoMy new years resolution is to get a job :P
Bleh... life needs to slooooow down!
Bleh... life needs to slooooow down!
Hey Y'all!
Posted 16 years agoOk, So as you saw in the last journal, I finally have my commission stuff finalized. As well, I have been working on the requests, and have gotten some either finished or sketched out :D BUT! It’s gonna be one mass upload X3 Sorreh people! So happy new years and all that crap! :D
Commision Guide
Posted 16 years agoPrices may vary slightly do the complexity of what you ask me to do, the size, the number of characters, the media I will be using, and the maturity. Please note me if you have questions or want to commission.
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Basic
Sketches - $3
Add $1 per extra character
Lines - $5
Add $2 per extra character
Traditional
Basic Colored - $10
Add $3 per extra character
Realistic pencil portraits - $10 (gray scale)
Add $3 per extra character
Shaded and Complex Colored - $15
Add $5 per extra character
(Backgrounds will bring costs up for all listed.)
Digital
Flat Colored - $10
Add $3 per extra character
Shaded - $15
Add $5 per extra character
Speed Paints - Depends on my mood
Add "what I tell you" per extra character
Realism - $30 and up
Extra Character Pricings are on a Case by Case basis
Desktop Backgrounds - $20 and up
Extra Character Pricings are on a Case by Case basis
(Backgrounds will bring costs up for all listed.)
Miscellaneous
Badges - $7
Reference sheets start at $15
Icons - $4
Add $3 for every joint icon.
(Both digital and traditional here)
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Info I Will Need
- What Kind of Commission? || (Digital, Basic, Traditional, etc. Sketch, Flats, Badge, Etc.)
- How many characters? Please Link all References || (Make sure to get permission from other users)
- What do you want drawn? || (Like what are the character(s) doing)
- Is there a certain mood to this? || (Dark, Lusty, Happy, Light, etc. You can also tell me what would be good mood music for it, or an inspiring picture)
- Background? If so, describe it in some manner. || (You can also give me a picture, but give me some words here too.)
- Anything else I forgot? Extra Info on your characters? || (If you are requesting a reference sheet, put the info you want on it here.)
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Paintings, such as oil and watercolor paintings are not listed here, as the pricing on these very.
Please note that I do not yet have the ability to laminate badges.
Basic reference sheets include one full body and a bust and some basic information of your character. The more things you add, the more the price goes up.
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Won't do: Scat, Watersports, Cub Porn, Flame, and other s*** I consider gross.
Will do: Clean, Yiff, Some Nudity, Blood, Gore, Realistic Vore (bloody), Some Fetish
Just ask if you are unsure if I'll do it.
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Payment
Checks, Money Orders, and well hidden cash are accepted by mail. Any other method you would like to pay me by, just ask! I'm working on computer transactions. Just gimme some time, eh?
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Basic
Sketches - $3
Add $1 per extra character
Lines - $5
Add $2 per extra character
Traditional
Basic Colored - $10
Add $3 per extra character
Realistic pencil portraits - $10 (gray scale)
Add $3 per extra character
Shaded and Complex Colored - $15
Add $5 per extra character
(Backgrounds will bring costs up for all listed.)
Digital
Flat Colored - $10
Add $3 per extra character
Shaded - $15
Add $5 per extra character
Speed Paints - Depends on my mood
Add "what I tell you" per extra character
Realism - $30 and up
Extra Character Pricings are on a Case by Case basis
Desktop Backgrounds - $20 and up
Extra Character Pricings are on a Case by Case basis
(Backgrounds will bring costs up for all listed.)
Miscellaneous
Badges - $7
Reference sheets start at $15
Icons - $4
Add $3 for every joint icon.
(Both digital and traditional here)
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Info I Will Need
- What Kind of Commission? || (Digital, Basic, Traditional, etc. Sketch, Flats, Badge, Etc.)
- How many characters? Please Link all References || (Make sure to get permission from other users)
- What do you want drawn? || (Like what are the character(s) doing)
- Is there a certain mood to this? || (Dark, Lusty, Happy, Light, etc. You can also tell me what would be good mood music for it, or an inspiring picture)
- Background? If so, describe it in some manner. || (You can also give me a picture, but give me some words here too.)
- Anything else I forgot? Extra Info on your characters? || (If you are requesting a reference sheet, put the info you want on it here.)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Paintings, such as oil and watercolor paintings are not listed here, as the pricing on these very.
Please note that I do not yet have the ability to laminate badges.
Basic reference sheets include one full body and a bust and some basic information of your character. The more things you add, the more the price goes up.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Won't do: Scat, Watersports, Cub Porn, Flame, and other s*** I consider gross.
Will do: Clean, Yiff, Some Nudity, Blood, Gore, Realistic Vore (bloody), Some Fetish
Just ask if you are unsure if I'll do it.
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Payment
Checks, Money Orders, and well hidden cash are accepted by mail. Any other method you would like to pay me by, just ask! I'm working on computer transactions. Just gimme some time, eh?
Wishing you all a very merry holiday season
Posted 16 years agoI hope you all have had a wonderful Christmas, I know I have. I wish you all a lovely New Year and hope that you find joy and happiness in all that you do.
God Bless!
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Got the copic markers, but I need some more colours, so you may have to wait a bit for coloured stuff >.> But my fur boots, gloves and ears arrived yesterday!! And they are fabulous!!! I'll show you them soon! A huge thankss goes out to magpiebones!
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From Last Journal because I am lazy...
Ok, so, sometime after the 25th, I'll be opening up commissions, but until then, I'll be taking several requests for art. I will do line art of ANY character you wish me to. :3 Group shots, or anything ;0 I will draw pretty much anything. I will have some limitations as to certain subject matters, but that is it. If you simply MUST have it coloured, I can colour it, but that would mean you would have to wait longer. Remember, this is my Christmas present to you. But that doesn't necessarily mean it will be done by Christmas >.>
So, please!!! Request :D I'll feel very very loved :3
Requests:
1. Rami-Chan
2. Mixy
3. Kumori-san
4. Steedius
5. Khana
6. stingraptor
7. Machozi
8.
God Bless!
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Got the copic markers, but I need some more colours, so you may have to wait a bit for coloured stuff >.> But my fur boots, gloves and ears arrived yesterday!! And they are fabulous!!! I'll show you them soon! A huge thankss goes out to magpiebones!
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From Last Journal because I am lazy...
Ok, so, sometime after the 25th, I'll be opening up commissions, but until then, I'll be taking several requests for art. I will do line art of ANY character you wish me to. :3 Group shots, or anything ;0 I will draw pretty much anything. I will have some limitations as to certain subject matters, but that is it. If you simply MUST have it coloured, I can colour it, but that would mean you would have to wait longer. Remember, this is my Christmas present to you. But that doesn't necessarily mean it will be done by Christmas >.>
So, please!!! Request :D I'll feel very very loved :3
Requests:
1. Rami-Chan
2. Mixy
3. Kumori-san
4. Steedius
5. Khana
6. stingraptor
7. Machozi
8.
Free stuff, for those who ask. Christmas presents to you :3
Posted 16 years agoOk, so, sometime after the 25th, I'll be opening up commissions, but until then, I'll be taking several requests for art. I will do line art of ANY character you wish me to. :3 Group shots, or anything ;0 I will draw pretty much anything. I will have some limitations as to certain subject matters, but that is it. If you simply MUST have it coloured, I can colour it, but that would mean you would have to wait longer. Remember, this is my Christmas present to you. But that doesn't necessarily mean it will be done by Christmas >.>
So, please!!! Request :D I'll feel very very loved :3
Requests:
1. Rami-Chan
2. Mixy
3. Kumori-san
4. Steedius
5. Khana
6. stingraptor
7.
8.
So, please!!! Request :D I'll feel very very loved :3
Requests:
1. Rami-Chan
2. Mixy
3. Kumori-san
4. Steedius
5. Khana
6. stingraptor
7.
8.
Commisions? I really need input on this one, guys! X3
Posted 16 years agoSo normally, I don't normally ask for input here, so you know I would GREATLY appreciate it XD
Ok, so, I was staring into my empty wallet and I came up with a lovely, not very unique idea!
So, should I open up commissions? I really need input on this, guys D: I am thinking about it. DO you think anyone would want my art though? >.>
Please, input would be nice.
Ok, so, I was staring into my empty wallet and I came up with a lovely, not very unique idea!
So, should I open up commissions? I really need input on this, guys D: I am thinking about it. DO you think anyone would want my art though? >.>
Please, input would be nice.
Dear Steedius
Posted 16 years agoDear Steedius:
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in your closet and I saw you pull the clothes off _Donald Duck. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that I did a sex-change. I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about oprah Winfrey imitations.
Go burn,
A. Owacc
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
Dear (nameplz):
I don't really know how to tell you this, but __1__. I think I realized it __2__ __3__ and I saw you __4__ __5__. I'm sure you're __6__ enough to understand __7__. I'm returning __8__ to you, but I'll keep __9__ as a memory. You should also know that I __10__ __11__.
__12__,
(Your Name)
X3
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in your closet and I saw you pull the clothes off _Donald Duck. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that I did a sex-change. I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about oprah Winfrey imitations.
Go burn,
A. Owacc
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
Dear (nameplz):
I don't really know how to tell you this, but __1__. I think I realized it __2__ __3__ and I saw you __4__ __5__. I'm sure you're __6__ enough to understand __7__. I'm returning __8__ to you, but I'll keep __9__ as a memory. You should also know that I __10__ __11__.
__12__,
(Your Name)
X3
Encyclopedia Dramatica?
Posted 16 years agoJust discovered it today. Yup. I must admit, I want to torch it. But oh well. T.T
But, I hope they write an article about me someday! >:D I mean, Anyone whose anyfur has their own page. Like Latin Vixen. Even my friend Garder had a picture of his stolen and uploaded there. XD
No, I don't like it, but they seem to make fun o some really good artists, and some cool people. And some that aren't.
Anyways, like I said, I discovered some trolls today.
And tomorrow I go back to dissecting a fetal pig. >.>
But, I hope they write an article about me someday! >:D I mean, Anyone whose anyfur has their own page. Like Latin Vixen. Even my friend Garder had a picture of his stolen and uploaded there. XD
No, I don't like it, but they seem to make fun o some really good artists, and some cool people. And some that aren't.
Anyways, like I said, I discovered some trolls today.
And tomorrow I go back to dissecting a fetal pig. >.>
Some random s*** from Alice :D
Posted 16 years ago-FA was down, but I didn't do anything too new because of it. Un-hooray
+ I got my hair cut. Hooray
- The woman who cut it messed it up. So I have to go back >.> Un-hooray
+ I drew a lot of stuff. Hooray
- I'm too lazy to scan it in. Un-hooray
+ I have a super cool idea for a rape fail mini comic that I wanna name Karma. Hooray
- My parents have my tablet. Un-hooray
+ Veton says "I'd straight up Mother fuck you." He thinks about sex too much I suppose. Hooray
- I miss my mate. Un-hooray
+ We may get to meet up sometime in the next few months. Hooray
- I get my license in January.... Un-hooray
+ My friends told me I'd make a hot guy. I "cross-dressed" a bit at school :3 Hooray
-/+ ? I'm feelin flipping horny, Hooray or Un-hooray?
So break that down how you want. Just felt like updating a journal for once XD
+ I got my hair cut. Hooray
- The woman who cut it messed it up. So I have to go back >.> Un-hooray
+ I drew a lot of stuff. Hooray
- I'm too lazy to scan it in. Un-hooray
+ I have a super cool idea for a rape fail mini comic that I wanna name Karma. Hooray
- My parents have my tablet. Un-hooray
+ Veton says "I'd straight up Mother fuck you." He thinks about sex too much I suppose. Hooray
- I miss my mate. Un-hooray
+ We may get to meet up sometime in the next few months. Hooray
- I get my license in January.... Un-hooray
+ My friends told me I'd make a hot guy. I "cross-dressed" a bit at school :3 Hooray
-/+ ? I'm feelin flipping horny, Hooray or Un-hooray?
So break that down how you want. Just felt like updating a journal for once XD
Guilty D:
Posted 16 years agoRULE 1: You can ONLY say Guilty or Innocent.
RULE 2: You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!
RULE 3: Once you have finished answering all the questions, you must add one of your own at the bottom. AND ANSWER IT!!!
Asked someone to marry you?
Guilty
Kissed one of your FurAffinity friends?
Innocent... for now.....
Danced on a table in a bar?
Guiltish
Ever told a lie?
Guilty
Had feelings for someone who you can't have back?
Guilty
Kissed a picture?
Guilty
Slept in until 5 PM?
Guilty
Fallen asleep at work/school?
Guilty
Been suspended from school?
Innocent
Worked at a fast food restaurant?
Innocent
Stolen from a store?
Innocent
Been fired from a job?
Innocent
Done something you regret?
Guilty
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
Guilty
Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Guilty
Kissed in the rain?
Guilty
Sat on a roof top?
Guilty
Kissed someone you shouldn't?
Guilty
Sang in the shower?
Guilty
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Guilty
Shaved your head?
Innocent
Had a boxing membership?
Innocent
Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
Guilty
Been in a band?
Innocent
Shot a gun?
Guilty
Donated blood?
Innocent
Eaten alligator meat?
Guilty
Eaten cheesecake?
Guilty
Have/had a tattoo?
Innocent
Liked someone, but will never tell who?
Guilty
Been too honest?
Guilty
Ruined a surprise?
Guilty
Ate in a restaurant and got so bloated that you cant walk afterward?
Innocent
Erased someone in your friends list?
Guilty
Dressed in a woman's clothes (if your a guy) or man's clothes (if your a girl)?
Guilty
Been in a pageant?
Guilty
Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said?
Guilty
Had communication w/ your ex?
Guilty
Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning?
Innocent
Had a total stranger pay for your meal or drink?
Guilty
Got so totally angry that you cried hard?
Guilty
Tried to stay away from someone for their own good?
Guilty
Thought about suicide?
Guilty
How about mass murder?
Guilty
Tried illegal drugs and then liked them?
Innocent
Rode in a stranger's vehicle?
Innocent
Stalked someone?
Guilty
Had a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Guilty
Danced around in your underwear?
Guilty
Jumped off a house?
Guilty
Ever missed someone so much you felt like crying everyday?
Guilty
Actually want to get married one day?
Guilty
Smoked a cigar?
Innocent
Sang really loud when nobody was home just making up words as you go?
Guilty
Had dreams of your bestfriends bf/gf?
Guilty
Fallen for your best friend?
Guilty
Ever tripped on flat ground?
Guilty
Ever cheated on your bf/gf?
Innocent
Ever gone to school under the influence of drugs or alcohol?
Innocent
Had a crush on someone who was younger than you by 2 years or more?
Guilty
Wanted to tell someone's secret for their own good?
Guilty
Ever felt so confused you wanted to cry?
Guilty
Ever broke the rules on a quiz like this for fun because you over-explain things and it's annoying to answer vaguely and you're just a BAMF like that?
Guilty
Ever spent the night over at a person of the opposite sex that isnt family?
Guilty
Put so much food in your mouth you almost choked on it and had to spit it out?
Guilty
Poured glue on the wings of a bird?
Innocent
Freaked out in the middle of the night because you thought somebody was in your room, but it was just clothes?
Guilty
Held a fart in for a really long time but then let it out as soon as your friends are gone?
Guilty
Been called a derogatory name (and deserved it?)
Innocent, people don't call me names
Been in a fist fight that ended with someone going to the hospital?
Innocent
RULE 2: You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!
RULE 3: Once you have finished answering all the questions, you must add one of your own at the bottom. AND ANSWER IT!!!
Asked someone to marry you?
Guilty
Kissed one of your FurAffinity friends?
Innocent... for now.....
Danced on a table in a bar?
Guiltish
Ever told a lie?
Guilty
Had feelings for someone who you can't have back?
Guilty
Kissed a picture?
Guilty
Slept in until 5 PM?
Guilty
Fallen asleep at work/school?
Guilty
Been suspended from school?
Innocent
Worked at a fast food restaurant?
Innocent
Stolen from a store?
Innocent
Been fired from a job?
Innocent
Done something you regret?
Guilty
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
Guilty
Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Guilty
Kissed in the rain?
Guilty
Sat on a roof top?
Guilty
Kissed someone you shouldn't?
Guilty
Sang in the shower?
Guilty
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Guilty
Shaved your head?
Innocent
Had a boxing membership?
Innocent
Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
Guilty
Been in a band?
Innocent
Shot a gun?
Guilty
Donated blood?
Innocent
Eaten alligator meat?
Guilty
Eaten cheesecake?
Guilty
Have/had a tattoo?
Innocent
Liked someone, but will never tell who?
Guilty
Been too honest?
Guilty
Ruined a surprise?
Guilty
Ate in a restaurant and got so bloated that you cant walk afterward?
Innocent
Erased someone in your friends list?
Guilty
Dressed in a woman's clothes (if your a guy) or man's clothes (if your a girl)?
Guilty
Been in a pageant?
Guilty
Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said?
Guilty
Had communication w/ your ex?
Guilty
Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning?
Innocent
Had a total stranger pay for your meal or drink?
Guilty
Got so totally angry that you cried hard?
Guilty
Tried to stay away from someone for their own good?
Guilty
Thought about suicide?
Guilty
How about mass murder?
Guilty
Tried illegal drugs and then liked them?
Innocent
Rode in a stranger's vehicle?
Innocent
Stalked someone?
Guilty
Had a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Guilty
Danced around in your underwear?
Guilty
Jumped off a house?
Guilty
Ever missed someone so much you felt like crying everyday?
Guilty
Actually want to get married one day?
Guilty
Smoked a cigar?
Innocent
Sang really loud when nobody was home just making up words as you go?
Guilty
Had dreams of your bestfriends bf/gf?
Guilty
Fallen for your best friend?
Guilty
Ever tripped on flat ground?
Guilty
Ever cheated on your bf/gf?
Innocent
Ever gone to school under the influence of drugs or alcohol?
Innocent
Had a crush on someone who was younger than you by 2 years or more?
Guilty
Wanted to tell someone's secret for their own good?
Guilty
Ever felt so confused you wanted to cry?
Guilty
Ever broke the rules on a quiz like this for fun because you over-explain things and it's annoying to answer vaguely and you're just a BAMF like that?
Guilty
Ever spent the night over at a person of the opposite sex that isnt family?
Guilty
Put so much food in your mouth you almost choked on it and had to spit it out?
Guilty
Poured glue on the wings of a bird?
Innocent
Freaked out in the middle of the night because you thought somebody was in your room, but it was just clothes?
Guilty
Held a fart in for a really long time but then let it out as soon as your friends are gone?
Guilty
Been called a derogatory name (and deserved it?)
Innocent, people don't call me names
Been in a fist fight that ended with someone going to the hospital?
Innocent
So very happy~~~~~~~
Posted 16 years agoOk SO!!!
If you guys haven't already noticed, I now have a lovely mate~ I thought I should probably post something about this, as it is rather important to me.<3
Steedius is an arctic wolf, and just about the sweetest guy I have ever had the pleasure of talking to~ Hehe~ This alone is cause for celebration! But I also have more happy news~ I commissioned a set of ears, feral hand paws, and digi-grade boots from the ever talented
magpiebones So, I have some rather beautiful furry items to look forward to in the up and coming months. Check out her stuff! She is really just off the charts! :3
I'm just so flipping excited from these past to weeks that I may get shot with a tranquilizing gun by one of my teachers at school tomorrow XD Anyways, just thought I oughta let you know~
Also, I have sketched up a few things for people, such as a certain pic I have promised my mate, and a picture I included
, and quite a few others in. They aren't done but they are tangible finally XD as well, a very sexy, Jessica Rabbit style picture for
is complete. Now all I need is my scanner working XD
If you guys haven't already noticed, I now have a lovely mate~ I thought I should probably post something about this, as it is rather important to me.<3
Steedius is an arctic wolf, and just about the sweetest guy I have ever had the pleasure of talking to~ Hehe~ This alone is cause for celebration! But I also have more happy news~ I commissioned a set of ears, feral hand paws, and digi-grade boots from the ever talented
magpiebones So, I have some rather beautiful furry items to look forward to in the up and coming months. Check out her stuff! She is really just off the charts! :3I'm just so flipping excited from these past to weeks that I may get shot with a tranquilizing gun by one of my teachers at school tomorrow XD Anyways, just thought I oughta let you know~
Also, I have sketched up a few things for people, such as a certain pic I have promised my mate, and a picture I included

, and quite a few others in. They aren't done but they are tangible finally XD as well, a very sexy, Jessica Rabbit style picture for
is complete. Now all I need is my scanner working XDFun little meme~ Do it too!
Posted 16 years agofrom
machozi
Reply to this journal and:
1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you.
8. I'll tell you my favorite thing about you.
9. I'll tell you something you need to work on.
10. If you play, you MUST post this on yours.
machoziReply to this journal and:
1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you.
8. I'll tell you my favorite thing about you.
9. I'll tell you something you need to work on.
10. If you play, you MUST post this on yours.
First meme in a while X3 A meme for fettishes
Posted 16 years agoStealed eet from 
[KEY]:
(+++) Rawr! *pounces on interviewer*
(++) Gimme, gimme, gimme! :D
(+) Okay!
(~) Meh, either way is fine with me.
(-) Er... no.
(--) Definitely not.
(---) I will gladly kill myself before taking part in this. D:
Anal on Males (--) I guess guys gotta do it some way but... eh....
Anal on Females (---) Ouch...
Breasts (++) They be sexy, just not when they are like DDD XD
Breast Expansion (+) Only like.... A to C or something XD
Weight Gain (---) Have you seen my figure? What about my mate's? I don't do BIG...
Bondage (+) Maybe... *cackles*
Clothing (+) Umm... I guess?
Leather (~) Not in sex, haha
Socks (++) ~Giggles~ Well, it's cute, haha
Shoe/Boots (~) Idk, thigh highs are hot though!
Suit and Tie (+) I love fancy dress!
Muscle, Male (+) Ripped boys are hot, as long as it isn't too much.
Muscle, Female (+) Hey, I like to bench and do push ups and shtuff. Ripped babes are cool. Just don't touch the steroids.
Herm (-) Eh... Just keep your clothes on around me. Genderless is not herm btw -.-
Cub (~) Just as long as it's innocent >.>
Baby/Diaper (---) Uh......
Transformation (+++) I have liked this since i was like 8.... -.-
Macro/Micro (~) I don't find it erotic.
Impregnation (~) Don't try to get me to have your babies. I'm a hardcore virgin.
Pregnant (-) Naw
Lactation (~) ....
Vore (++) Heheh.... Well, I am picky with this. I wanna see blood and guts! Rip it apart and pick the bones clean~ Covered in the wine of our veins~ Yeah, the person getting devoured is dead by the point that they get eatten.
Paw/Foot (-) Foot fettish?
Incest (-) Though people constantly draw my two boys with their hands in each other's pants -.-
Yuri (F/F) (+++) What do you expect?
Yaoi (M/M) (+++) Again XD
Hetero (M/F) (+++) I like it all~
Bi (+) I suppose...
Girly Boys (++) French maid? long hair? ftw XD
Butch Girls (++) Cross dress and cut it short. Now that is hot!
Mind Control (--) Isn't this like rape?
Rape (---) -.-
Uniform (~) What is this?
Orgy (--) Orgies sometimes involve a girl getting it up the ass, the vag, and the mouth. Bleh.
Subbing/Doming (++) Hehe~
Biting (++) *guilty*
Cheesecake (~) Huh?
Solo Masturbation; Male (-) I don't like watching people pleasure themselves.
Solo Masturbation; Female (-) Yet again
Scat (~) Huh?
Inflation (---) ew....
Fat/Pudge (---) ew...
Tech (~) What's this?
Watersports (~) again
Glasses (++) Only on some... *noms her veton*
Tentacles (---) uh....
Oviposition (---) ew...
Masochism (++) Eh heh... *smiles nervously* Yeah..
Sadism (++) Mmmn....
Multiple body parts (~) I guess it depends.
Partial Nudity (++) There we go :3
Gore/guro (++) The violence?
Snuff (~) This is just murder, no? I hate are these nick names -.-
Hyper (~) What is it?
Zoophilia (---) ..... No. Just. No.
Electricity (~) What is this?
She-males (--) uh....
Cross-dressing (+++) YES!!!!!
Skunk spray (---) sounds gross...
Oral (---) *hacks*
Asphyxiation (~) Stupid fancy terms
Wet-look (~) ... What is it?
Mud/Quicksand (-) I swear....
Sinking (---) weird....
Spooge (--) It's like warm mayo...
Body Paint (+++) It's not some gross term, right? :D
Plants (--) I don't think so....
Tickling (+++) I LURV it :D

[KEY]:
(+++) Rawr! *pounces on interviewer*
(++) Gimme, gimme, gimme! :D
(+) Okay!
(~) Meh, either way is fine with me.
(-) Er... no.
(--) Definitely not.
(---) I will gladly kill myself before taking part in this. D:
Anal on Males (--) I guess guys gotta do it some way but... eh....
Anal on Females (---) Ouch...
Breasts (++) They be sexy, just not when they are like DDD XD
Breast Expansion (+) Only like.... A to C or something XD
Weight Gain (---) Have you seen my figure? What about my mate's? I don't do BIG...
Bondage (+) Maybe... *cackles*
Clothing (+) Umm... I guess?
Leather (~) Not in sex, haha
Socks (++) ~Giggles~ Well, it's cute, haha
Shoe/Boots (~) Idk, thigh highs are hot though!
Suit and Tie (+) I love fancy dress!
Muscle, Male (+) Ripped boys are hot, as long as it isn't too much.
Muscle, Female (+) Hey, I like to bench and do push ups and shtuff. Ripped babes are cool. Just don't touch the steroids.
Herm (-) Eh... Just keep your clothes on around me. Genderless is not herm btw -.-
Cub (~) Just as long as it's innocent >.>
Baby/Diaper (---) Uh......
Transformation (+++) I have liked this since i was like 8.... -.-
Macro/Micro (~) I don't find it erotic.
Impregnation (~) Don't try to get me to have your babies. I'm a hardcore virgin.
Pregnant (-) Naw
Lactation (~) ....
Vore (++) Heheh.... Well, I am picky with this. I wanna see blood and guts! Rip it apart and pick the bones clean~ Covered in the wine of our veins~ Yeah, the person getting devoured is dead by the point that they get eatten.
Paw/Foot (-) Foot fettish?
Incest (-) Though people constantly draw my two boys with their hands in each other's pants -.-
Yuri (F/F) (+++) What do you expect?
Yaoi (M/M) (+++) Again XD
Hetero (M/F) (+++) I like it all~
Bi (+) I suppose...
Girly Boys (++) French maid? long hair? ftw XD
Butch Girls (++) Cross dress and cut it short. Now that is hot!
Mind Control (--) Isn't this like rape?
Rape (---) -.-
Uniform (~) What is this?
Orgy (--) Orgies sometimes involve a girl getting it up the ass, the vag, and the mouth. Bleh.
Subbing/Doming (++) Hehe~
Biting (++) *guilty*
Cheesecake (~) Huh?
Solo Masturbation; Male (-) I don't like watching people pleasure themselves.
Solo Masturbation; Female (-) Yet again
Scat (~) Huh?
Inflation (---) ew....
Fat/Pudge (---) ew...
Tech (~) What's this?
Watersports (~) again
Glasses (++) Only on some... *noms her veton*
Tentacles (---) uh....
Oviposition (---) ew...
Masochism (++) Eh heh... *smiles nervously* Yeah..
Sadism (++) Mmmn....
Multiple body parts (~) I guess it depends.
Partial Nudity (++) There we go :3
Gore/guro (++) The violence?
Snuff (~) This is just murder, no? I hate are these nick names -.-
Hyper (~) What is it?
Zoophilia (---) ..... No. Just. No.
Electricity (~) What is this?
She-males (--) uh....
Cross-dressing (+++) YES!!!!!
Skunk spray (---) sounds gross...
Oral (---) *hacks*
Asphyxiation (~) Stupid fancy terms
Wet-look (~) ... What is it?
Mud/Quicksand (-) I swear....
Sinking (---) weird....
Spooge (--) It's like warm mayo...
Body Paint (+++) It's not some gross term, right? :D
Plants (--) I don't think so....
Tickling (+++) I LURV it :D
Bored!!!! Skype anyone?
Posted 16 years agoFirst of all, I have a skype, and NEED interaction atm D: Like, someone call me!!! I am going crazy outta boredom D: My username is AOWACC
So yeah, been having such mood swings. Like, I'm half crazy. I fricken almost knocked over this hottie when I gave them a hug, and been all flirty, then suddenly I'm depressed, then I'm feeling like I want to just go attack things for fun. You know, happy murder. Drawing random stuff as well. Everything I draw of my fox fursona makes her look like a slut D: So yeah, just random rant. Sorry, just had to get that out, been going crazy keeping it in XD
So yeah, been having such mood swings. Like, I'm half crazy. I fricken almost knocked over this hottie when I gave them a hug, and been all flirty, then suddenly I'm depressed, then I'm feeling like I want to just go attack things for fun. You know, happy murder. Drawing random stuff as well. Everything I draw of my fox fursona makes her look like a slut D: So yeah, just random rant. Sorry, just had to get that out, been going crazy keeping it in XD
Yeah, I'm hurting. Yet again XD
Posted 16 years agoHey guys. Guess what?
I caught the flu. Yeah. Life sucks. Could have been swine flu, who knows? Either way, I have had a headache for the past five days, so I have been feeling like crap. Not to mention, I have Graduation Exit Project to worry about. If I screw it up, I can’t graduate. I am really cutting it close with this, and my stress level is through the roof right now. As well, I have parents breathing down my neck about miscellaneous things. They are starting to learn I’m a furry… And they are not liking it. They saw a sheet I left laying about which had measurements on it for a fur suit. Which reminds me, I need to do some serious job hunting. My mom just now reached over and smacked my head because I need to “stop the damn coughing.” Bleh. My little sister needs to calm here 10 year old butt down as well before I duct tape her mouth shut… And to top it all off, I am having romantic problem. My one male friend seems to like me, but I don’t like him back. And then the people I do like are either single, or they don’t like ladies (gay guys or straight women) . Or are impossible to read. Having one heck of a week. Just thought I should let you know why I have been more inactive here of late. X.x
Later. Love y’all!
(P.S. I plan to get all those drawing I've promised people done REALLY soon, ok? Just wait until I have some spare time.)
I caught the flu. Yeah. Life sucks. Could have been swine flu, who knows? Either way, I have had a headache for the past five days, so I have been feeling like crap. Not to mention, I have Graduation Exit Project to worry about. If I screw it up, I can’t graduate. I am really cutting it close with this, and my stress level is through the roof right now. As well, I have parents breathing down my neck about miscellaneous things. They are starting to learn I’m a furry… And they are not liking it. They saw a sheet I left laying about which had measurements on it for a fur suit. Which reminds me, I need to do some serious job hunting. My mom just now reached over and smacked my head because I need to “stop the damn coughing.” Bleh. My little sister needs to calm here 10 year old butt down as well before I duct tape her mouth shut… And to top it all off, I am having romantic problem. My one male friend seems to like me, but I don’t like him back. And then the people I do like are either single, or they don’t like ladies (gay guys or straight women) . Or are impossible to read. Having one heck of a week. Just thought I should let you know why I have been more inactive here of late. X.x
Later. Love y’all!
(P.S. I plan to get all those drawing I've promised people done REALLY soon, ok? Just wait until I have some spare time.)
5 wonderful things~ Along with an update on meself
Posted 16 years agoFirst Item of business:
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Khana
Let's get to know you better. Simply fill out this simple meme and then tag... guess how many friends. (FIVE, in case if you're a little sluggish XD)
Name five items within arms reach:
1: My Cell Phone
2: My tradtional doodling supplies
3: a 16" x 20" Canas
4: Ghesso
5: Vixy the Fox and Foofy Eeyore
Name your top five favorite songs, in no particular order:
1: Carmina Burana composed by Carl Orff
2: Starstrukk by 3OH!3
3: Monster by Skillet
4: Rebel Yell by billy Idol
5: Sandstorm by DaRude
Name five languages that you would learn if you could:
1: Latin
2: Romanian
3: Polish
4: German
5: Latavian
Name five politicians, not including Presidents, Prime Ministers, etc:And not if you like them or not... if you want:
1: Tom Platts, he's ok I guess
2: Ed Rendell, Uh.....
3: Sara Palin, People should let her alone...
4: Newt Gingrich, proposition 8 supporter... I dun like 'im
5: Tom McClintock, hate hi for the same reason as #4
Name five things you want to do before you die:
1: Eat nothing but oreos for a day
2: Become a professional whistler
3: Get all 3 fursuits
4: Go to every furry con at least once
5: Model for some huge company
Name five friends to be tagged:
1: :icomachozi:
2:
Starpup
3:
RamiChan
4:
CarrieLynx
5:
Dragonfang
Second Item of business
Tonight I have my Homecoming :D I'll tell you all about it tomorrow. I hope to engage in some courting rituals if you know what I mean~
Maybe I'll have some pictures. I just need a camera and an umbrella XD These week has gotten better considerably, as it started out rather rotten. SO I guess someone on here is my good luck charm. Hey, I may even be inspired to draw when I get back XD
Tagged by
KhanaLet's get to know you better. Simply fill out this simple meme and then tag... guess how many friends. (FIVE, in case if you're a little sluggish XD)
Name five items within arms reach:
1: My Cell Phone
2: My tradtional doodling supplies
3: a 16" x 20" Canas
4: Ghesso
5: Vixy the Fox and Foofy Eeyore
Name your top five favorite songs, in no particular order:
1: Carmina Burana composed by Carl Orff
2: Starstrukk by 3OH!3
3: Monster by Skillet
4: Rebel Yell by billy Idol
5: Sandstorm by DaRude
Name five languages that you would learn if you could:
1: Latin
2: Romanian
3: Polish
4: German
5: Latavian
Name five politicians, not including Presidents, Prime Ministers, etc:And not if you like them or not... if you want:
1: Tom Platts, he's ok I guess
2: Ed Rendell, Uh.....
3: Sara Palin, People should let her alone...
4: Newt Gingrich, proposition 8 supporter... I dun like 'im
5: Tom McClintock, hate hi for the same reason as #4
Name five things you want to do before you die:
1: Eat nothing but oreos for a day
2: Become a professional whistler
3: Get all 3 fursuits
4: Go to every furry con at least once
5: Model for some huge company
Name five friends to be tagged:
1: :icomachozi:
2:
Starpup3:
RamiChan4:
CarrieLynx5:
DragonfangSecond Item of business
Tonight I have my Homecoming :D I'll tell you all about it tomorrow. I hope to engage in some courting rituals if you know what I mean~
Maybe I'll have some pictures. I just need a camera and an umbrella XD These week has gotten better considerably, as it started out rather rotten. SO I guess someone on here is my good luck charm. Hey, I may even be inspired to draw when I get back XD
I could not be more depressed
Posted 16 years agoYeah. Seriously. I am talking about something real...
My lovely cat, Chloe may be put to sleep.
95% chance....
She has been peeing where she shouldn't, so, she will likely be taken to the vet's to die...
Shit has really been going down hill lately for me. Set my hair on fire, school work is going downhill, after all that hard work....
I'm really depressed, so don't expect anything new. I've been crying for the past hour...
Just thought I'd give you guys a heads up.
My lovely cat, Chloe may be put to sleep.
95% chance....
She has been peeing where she shouldn't, so, she will likely be taken to the vet's to die...
Shit has really been going down hill lately for me. Set my hair on fire, school work is going downhill, after all that hard work....
I'm really depressed, so don't expect anything new. I've been crying for the past hour...
Just thought I'd give you guys a heads up.
If I were a...
Posted 16 years agoAlways stealing these from
Machozi XD I stalk her journal too much XD
1. Kitchen appliance - Blender
2. Salty snack - Deer Jerky
3. Body part - Tongue
4. Farm animal - Horse of course
5. Planet in our solar system - Jupiter (because Pluto ain't a planet no more...)
6. Internet meme - Huh?
7. Spice or herb - ... I'd have to say.... Salt. Now I need my pepper >:D
8. Thing that starts with M - M***** (<--- My real name starts with an M)
9. Article of clothing - Spandex Long sleeve shirt
10. Pudding flavor - Oreo
11. Natural disaster - Astroid
12. Color - Lavender
13. Lawn ornament - Flamingo
14. Type of building - Ski Lodge
15. Flammable substance - Hair (I tend to set it on fire on accident, not always the hair on my head. And NO! My lord! Get your head out of the gutter!)
16. Something in a lunchbox - Capri sun
17. Sea creature - Merfur
18. Geometric shape - Trapazoid (The shape that happens when a person messes up a square)
19. Time of day - Sunset
20. Electronic device - Pace Maker
21. Reason for being late - Dog puked in my shoes
22. Vegetable - Celery
23. Element - Rainbow
24. Dessert - Oreos
25. Historical event - War of the Roses
26. Two-digit number - 13
27. Character in The Wizard of Oz - The Colour Changing Horse
28. Item in a freezer - An exploded beer bottle of Penn Weitzen
29. Torture device - Axe
30. Disease - Bubonic Plague
31. Something on the floor of a movie theater - Yogurt
32. Mexican dish - ... dun like mexican food...
33. Something slimy - Eel skin
34. FA emoticon -
35. Sandwich - Reuben
Machozi XD I stalk her journal too much XD1. Kitchen appliance - Blender
2. Salty snack - Deer Jerky
3. Body part - Tongue
4. Farm animal - Horse of course
5. Planet in our solar system - Jupiter (because Pluto ain't a planet no more...)
6. Internet meme - Huh?
7. Spice or herb - ... I'd have to say.... Salt. Now I need my pepper >:D
8. Thing that starts with M - M***** (<--- My real name starts with an M)
9. Article of clothing - Spandex Long sleeve shirt
10. Pudding flavor - Oreo
11. Natural disaster - Astroid
12. Color - Lavender
13. Lawn ornament - Flamingo
14. Type of building - Ski Lodge
15. Flammable substance - Hair (I tend to set it on fire on accident, not always the hair on my head. And NO! My lord! Get your head out of the gutter!)
16. Something in a lunchbox - Capri sun
17. Sea creature - Merfur
18. Geometric shape - Trapazoid (The shape that happens when a person messes up a square)
19. Time of day - Sunset
20. Electronic device - Pace Maker
21. Reason for being late - Dog puked in my shoes
22. Vegetable - Celery
23. Element - Rainbow
24. Dessert - Oreos
25. Historical event - War of the Roses
26. Two-digit number - 13
27. Character in The Wizard of Oz - The Colour Changing Horse
28. Item in a freezer - An exploded beer bottle of Penn Weitzen
29. Torture device - Axe
30. Disease - Bubonic Plague
31. Something on the floor of a movie theater - Yogurt
32. Mexican dish - ... dun like mexican food...
33. Something slimy - Eel skin
34. FA emoticon -
35. Sandwich - Reuben
Everyone! Try it~
Posted 16 years agoI thought this survey was easy to complete and such. Everyone should give it a go. All you fellow furries that is!
http://www.klisoura.com/furrypoll.php
http://www.klisoura.com/furrypoll.php
I'M F**KING HARDCORE! Or so I'm told
Posted 16 years agoIf you got 00-10 [you need to get out of the fucking house]
If you got 11-20 [you watch fox news]
If you got 21-30 [your parents must be ashamed]
If you got 31-40 [You're on the highway to hell]
If you got 41-50 [YOU'RE FUCKING HARDCORE]
If you got 51-60 [YOU DANCE ALONG THE RAZORS EDGE]
If you got 61-69 [I'd be scared to know you]
If you got 70+ [you're not allowed within 100 feet of a school]
[] punched the walmart greeter in the face
[] stolen from a store
[x] owned a fake ID
[x] broke something and blamed someone else (and got away with it)
[] drank alcohol to the point of blacking out
[x] not remembering a night
[] drank and drove
[] had a hangover
[] been so drunk/hungover you threw up
[x] made yourself throw up
[x] woken up in someone elses bed
[] fallen asleep beside a toilet
[x] went to and AA meeting
Total: 6
[x] gotten into a fight
[x] killed something
[] taken a dump in someone's shoe
[] nutted on an old womans face
[x] flushed a kids gold fish down the toilet when you told them you were going to bury it/it was going to heaven
[] used drugs
[] a drug other than marijuana
[] used the bible in a hotel room to snort drugs off of
[] been to rehab
Total: 8
[x] went to a strip club
[] worked at a strip club
[] bought/watched porn
[] did porn
[] been walked in on
[x] punched a hole through a wall
[x] own a gun
[] had the police called on you
[x] threw a party at your house
Total: 12
[] been arrested
[] spent more than a day in jail
[] been fired from a job
[x] been asked to leave a store
[x] played frisbee with a kid and threw it too hard and it hit them in the face
[] threw a turd at someone
[x] Driven without a license
[x] seen a psychologist
Total: 16
[x] had a crush on someone who wasn't single
[x] kissed someone who wasn't single
[x] skipped school
[x] made someone cry
[x] gave someone a swirly
[] called one of your teachers/professors a hoe in front of them
[x] streaked
[x] skinny dipped
[] did a keg stand
Total: 23
[] stolen gas
[] threw a milkshake at a car because they didn't stop at a cross walk and almost hit you
[x] enjoyed starbucks
[x] donated to charity
[x] believed in santa claus past 7
[x] called your parents out on being the tooth fairy/santa claus/easter bunny/ect
[] ran away from home
[x] egged a house
[x] toilet papered a house
[x] forked someones yard
Total: 30
[x] set something on fire
[] ran from police
[] gotten away
[x] cheated on a test
[] stolen money from someone
[x] been called a slut
[x] been okay with it
[] enjoy kinky bedroom activites
[] had sex
[] had sex with the opposite gender
[] had sex with the same gender
[] had sex with more than 1 person
[] drunk sex
[] had to do the walk of shame
[] left with less than your started with
Total: 34
[x] went to a con and lied to your parents about where you were really going
[] driven more than 12 hours straight
[x] signed up your friends for you schools LARP club
[] made a homeless man do a dance for money
[] wished you did
[x] downloaded more than 10g in media that you didn't pay for
[] keyed someones car
[] bumped into someones car and left (hit and run)
[] stolen a cars emblem
[x] forged documents
Total: 38
[] seen someone die
[x] been in a car accident
[x] been to a party and ran when it got busted
[] done smexual stuff inside a movie theater
[x] been in the fandom for more than 3 years
[] faped to something on FA
[] been banned from FA
[] had your car towed
[] thought kanye was cool
TOTAL: 41
If you got 11-20 [you watch fox news]
If you got 21-30 [your parents must be ashamed]
If you got 31-40 [You're on the highway to hell]
If you got 41-50 [YOU'RE FUCKING HARDCORE]
If you got 51-60 [YOU DANCE ALONG THE RAZORS EDGE]
If you got 61-69 [I'd be scared to know you]
If you got 70+ [you're not allowed within 100 feet of a school]
[] punched the walmart greeter in the face
[] stolen from a store
[x] owned a fake ID
[x] broke something and blamed someone else (and got away with it)
[] drank alcohol to the point of blacking out
[x] not remembering a night
[] drank and drove
[] had a hangover
[] been so drunk/hungover you threw up
[x] made yourself throw up
[x] woken up in someone elses bed
[] fallen asleep beside a toilet
[x] went to and AA meeting
Total: 6
[x] gotten into a fight
[x] killed something
[] taken a dump in someone's shoe
[] nutted on an old womans face
[x] flushed a kids gold fish down the toilet when you told them you were going to bury it/it was going to heaven
[] used drugs
[] a drug other than marijuana
[] used the bible in a hotel room to snort drugs off of
[] been to rehab
Total: 8
[x] went to a strip club
[] worked at a strip club
[] bought/watched porn
[] did porn
[] been walked in on
[x] punched a hole through a wall
[x] own a gun
[] had the police called on you
[x] threw a party at your house
Total: 12
[] been arrested
[] spent more than a day in jail
[] been fired from a job
[x] been asked to leave a store
[x] played frisbee with a kid and threw it too hard and it hit them in the face
[] threw a turd at someone
[x] Driven without a license
[x] seen a psychologist
Total: 16
[x] had a crush on someone who wasn't single
[x] kissed someone who wasn't single
[x] skipped school
[x] made someone cry
[x] gave someone a swirly
[] called one of your teachers/professors a hoe in front of them
[x] streaked
[x] skinny dipped
[] did a keg stand
Total: 23
[] stolen gas
[] threw a milkshake at a car because they didn't stop at a cross walk and almost hit you
[x] enjoyed starbucks
[x] donated to charity
[x] believed in santa claus past 7
[x] called your parents out on being the tooth fairy/santa claus/easter bunny/ect
[] ran away from home
[x] egged a house
[x] toilet papered a house
[x] forked someones yard
Total: 30
[x] set something on fire
[] ran from police
[] gotten away
[x] cheated on a test
[] stolen money from someone
[x] been called a slut
[x] been okay with it
[] enjoy kinky bedroom activites
[] had sex
[] had sex with the opposite gender
[] had sex with the same gender
[] had sex with more than 1 person
[] drunk sex
[] had to do the walk of shame
[] left with less than your started with
Total: 34
[x] went to a con and lied to your parents about where you were really going
[] driven more than 12 hours straight
[x] signed up your friends for you schools LARP club
[] made a homeless man do a dance for money
[] wished you did
[x] downloaded more than 10g in media that you didn't pay for
[] keyed someones car
[] bumped into someones car and left (hit and run)
[] stolen a cars emblem
[x] forged documents
Total: 38
[] seen someone die
[x] been in a car accident
[x] been to a party and ran when it got busted
[] done smexual stuff inside a movie theater
[x] been in the fandom for more than 3 years
[] faped to something on FA
[] been banned from FA
[] had your car towed
[] thought kanye was cool
TOTAL: 41
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