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Dear Owl City://
Posted 14 years agoYou were amazing. -w- Please, adam, just come out of the closet already. <3
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows pt. 2:// (spoiler :U)
Posted 14 years agoThe entire movie, I knew I would cry for at least ten minutes before and after the death of Severus Snape. But in that very last moment, tears rolling down my face, I completely fell apart. "You... have your mothers eyes..."
Let's Play a game...
Posted 14 years agoCalled how many times can we call Apple in to work before his head goes all splodey!? :D
At it again tonight D<
At it again tonight D<
About work...
Posted 14 years agoI wake up yesterday, 2pm ish to my phone ringing.
"Hello...?"
"HI! :D IS THIS AUSTIN!?"
"...Yeeaah..."
"OH GOOD! :D THIS IS ASST. MNG. KELLI, HOW ARE YOU!?!?!?!? :DDDD"
"Uh, I'm okay... I just woke up so... tired?"
"OOOH, OKAY, WELL, WOULD YOU LIKE TO WORK TONIGHT? I KNOW YOU"RE NOT SCHEDULED, BUT WE NEED SOME PEOPLE TO COME IN. 10pm - 7am, NORMAL TIMES. YOU INTERESTED? :D:D:D:D"
"Yeah, sure."
"OOOOKAY, BAI! :DDDD"
.___.
Fall back asleep.
Wake up at 8.
Get ready.
Go to work.
Work. Is. Crazy. 1700 piece truck, plus a 1400 piece truck that wasn't supposed to come in until tomorrow? Fuuuun.
-Meeting @ 10pm-
"And Austin, you'll be in... Sporting Goods, Automotive, and Hardware."
My face - - - > .______________________. "Yaaay, my faviiiies, ILY SOOOO MUCH LISA"
"Aw, love you too."
Work work work, work is dumb.
Lunch.
Work Work Work, Headphones die.
Get off at 7am. Go home.
8am... *Ring Ring*
"...Hello..."
"Heeeeey, Austin, you feel like working tonight again? It's my friiiiiiiday ;D Only for like, maybe 4 hours? Pleeease, ILY..."
*Sigh* "Yes, ILY2 Lisa... I'll be there at 10"
X___X
I start my regular week on monday night. 1 Day weekend? SHWEEEEET.
You're lucky I love you, Lisa :U <3
"Hello...?"
"HI! :D IS THIS AUSTIN!?"
"...Yeeaah..."
"OH GOOD! :D THIS IS ASST. MNG. KELLI, HOW ARE YOU!?!?!?!? :DDDD"
"Uh, I'm okay... I just woke up so... tired?"
"OOOH, OKAY, WELL, WOULD YOU LIKE TO WORK TONIGHT? I KNOW YOU"RE NOT SCHEDULED, BUT WE NEED SOME PEOPLE TO COME IN. 10pm - 7am, NORMAL TIMES. YOU INTERESTED? :D:D:D:D"
"Yeah, sure."
"OOOOKAY, BAI! :DDDD"
.___.
Fall back asleep.
Wake up at 8.
Get ready.
Go to work.
Work. Is. Crazy. 1700 piece truck, plus a 1400 piece truck that wasn't supposed to come in until tomorrow? Fuuuun.
-Meeting @ 10pm-
"And Austin, you'll be in... Sporting Goods, Automotive, and Hardware."
My face - - - > .______________________. "Yaaay, my faviiiies, ILY SOOOO MUCH LISA"
"Aw, love you too."
Work work work, work is dumb.
Lunch.
Work Work Work, Headphones die.
Get off at 7am. Go home.
8am... *Ring Ring*
"...Hello..."
"Heeeeey, Austin, you feel like working tonight again? It's my friiiiiiiday ;D Only for like, maybe 4 hours? Pleeease, ILY..."
*Sigh* "Yes, ILY2 Lisa... I'll be there at 10"
X___X
I start my regular week on monday night. 1 Day weekend? SHWEEEEET.
You're lucky I love you, Lisa :U <3
In regard to the four backwoods, hick-a-billy, racist, homop
Posted 14 years agoIn regard to the four backwoods, hick-a-billy, racist, homophobic bastards that called me a faggot in the roughly 30 minutes I spent walking to the store and back:// Really? Do you honestly think that calling me a faggot has any detrimental impact on my day to day life? On my life at all, in fact? Your words of supposed "slander" are nothing more than the words I use to define myself on a daily basis.
Are you there God, it's me, Faggot.
According the Oxford Dictionary, we can accept the following as true://
fagot (fag·ot)
Pronunciation: /ˈfagət, /
(British - faggot)
-noun
A bundle of sticks or twigs bound together as fuel.
A bundle of iron rods bound together for reheating, welding, and hammering into bars.
We also know the following to be true://
fagot (fag·ot)
Pronunciation: /ˈfagət, /
(British - faggot)
-noun
A HOMOSEXUAL MALE.
WE KNOW THIS. This is a slang term virtually accepted worldwide to be synonymous with Queer, Fag, Homosexual, Ass Pirate, Pillow Biter, Pole Smoker, Poof, George Takei, etc. etc.
The real problem here isn't so much the fact that me, among many other homosexuals, are having to deal with all this tomfoolery [bullshit], but the fact that it exists at all. And if you dig down, my oh my, where do you find the root of the problem?
Religion.
I'm sorry, but it really is. Yes, religion has done many good things for the world, and without god in their lives, a lot of people might find it to be a less enjoyable life in realization that apples to apples, when you die, your body decays in the ground to become nothing more than just another rotation in the carbon cycle, but in the end, it's the Vatican that buried deep in the minds of others that homosexuality is not only a horrible sin, but a choice nonetheless.
In the eyes of a child not yet tainted by their parents or guardians own gospels, you'll find they do not judge one for loving a member of the same sex. Yet once the roots of a higher power have been embedded in their mind, it's hard to 'roto-rooter' them out.
Taking in context two different sets of ideals, I can fully say that I do not support organized religion in any way. If one wishes to believe in a deity, all power to them (no sarcasm intended). Honestly, I have no problem with you having your own opinion. But when it gets to the point that you are blindly following the words of men you lived thousands of years ago, taking their words as fact, and basing your life and decisions around what they thought was 'right', what good are you doing? You might as well be following the words of a vicious dictator, the likes of Hitler or Stalin. Kill millions? Okay! They did it in World War II, they did it the Crusades. Is one better than the other? No. Genocide is Genocide, whether it in the name of God, or in the name of purifying the human race. Was it right of Hitler to define "Impurity" [SIN] as the Jewish people? No. Is it right of the Vatican to define "Sin" [IMPURITY] as Homosexuals? No. What right do these people have to tell you what is right and what is wrong? They only have power over you because you let them.
If you go to church one a week, every week, simply due the fact it's what your pastor says is right, then why not do what every man tells you is right? Why not question the validity of man's coming into being through evolution in southern Africa? The facts are there to support it, but one person tells you it isn't true, and you throw all those facts out the window in favor of highly illogical counter-version of events? The facts are there to support [In excess] to support billions of years ago, the big bang occurred, bring into existence every thing as we know it, yet some book tells you an invisible omniscient being only made it look like that 6000 years ago when he, oh, I don't know, got bored?
In conclusion, I want to say a few things.
1. I say fuck the church with the same whole-heartedness that Weezy says fuck the police.
2. If you do believe in God, do not think I dislike you or that part of you. Just do it at home, doing what you think is right, living in a way you think that God would be proud of, not in a multi-million dollar Church, following the words of someone who (under normal circumstances) you wouldn't let run your life. You are you are, and if you are my friend or family, you know that I really am okay with every bit of you. Not every one is the same, and it's our differences that make us unique. I will never think less of you based on your religious of me, and I hope you can give me the same courtesy and love.
3. If you are a backwoods, hick-a-billy, racist, homophobic bastard, then you can literally go fuck yourself.
4. I cannot clarify this enough:// I do not hate the belief in a higher power, I hate Organized Religion. They are two very different things. A good friend of mine is a very devout Christian, prays for the things he knows is important, is a homosexual, and only wishes well being upon even his 'haters', yet he rarely attends church and never pushes his own beliefs onto others. If there is a heaven and he doesn't make it in, then why would you even want to try.
Are you there God, it's me, Faggot.
According the Oxford Dictionary, we can accept the following as true://
fagot (fag·ot)
Pronunciation: /ˈfagət, /
(British - faggot)
-noun
A bundle of sticks or twigs bound together as fuel.
A bundle of iron rods bound together for reheating, welding, and hammering into bars.
We also know the following to be true://
fagot (fag·ot)
Pronunciation: /ˈfagət, /
(British - faggot)
-noun
A HOMOSEXUAL MALE.
WE KNOW THIS. This is a slang term virtually accepted worldwide to be synonymous with Queer, Fag, Homosexual, Ass Pirate, Pillow Biter, Pole Smoker, Poof, George Takei, etc. etc.
The real problem here isn't so much the fact that me, among many other homosexuals, are having to deal with all this tomfoolery [bullshit], but the fact that it exists at all. And if you dig down, my oh my, where do you find the root of the problem?
Religion.
I'm sorry, but it really is. Yes, religion has done many good things for the world, and without god in their lives, a lot of people might find it to be a less enjoyable life in realization that apples to apples, when you die, your body decays in the ground to become nothing more than just another rotation in the carbon cycle, but in the end, it's the Vatican that buried deep in the minds of others that homosexuality is not only a horrible sin, but a choice nonetheless.
In the eyes of a child not yet tainted by their parents or guardians own gospels, you'll find they do not judge one for loving a member of the same sex. Yet once the roots of a higher power have been embedded in their mind, it's hard to 'roto-rooter' them out.
Taking in context two different sets of ideals, I can fully say that I do not support organized religion in any way. If one wishes to believe in a deity, all power to them (no sarcasm intended). Honestly, I have no problem with you having your own opinion. But when it gets to the point that you are blindly following the words of men you lived thousands of years ago, taking their words as fact, and basing your life and decisions around what they thought was 'right', what good are you doing? You might as well be following the words of a vicious dictator, the likes of Hitler or Stalin. Kill millions? Okay! They did it in World War II, they did it the Crusades. Is one better than the other? No. Genocide is Genocide, whether it in the name of God, or in the name of purifying the human race. Was it right of Hitler to define "Impurity" [SIN] as the Jewish people? No. Is it right of the Vatican to define "Sin" [IMPURITY] as Homosexuals? No. What right do these people have to tell you what is right and what is wrong? They only have power over you because you let them.
If you go to church one a week, every week, simply due the fact it's what your pastor says is right, then why not do what every man tells you is right? Why not question the validity of man's coming into being through evolution in southern Africa? The facts are there to support it, but one person tells you it isn't true, and you throw all those facts out the window in favor of highly illogical counter-version of events? The facts are there to support [In excess] to support billions of years ago, the big bang occurred, bring into existence every thing as we know it, yet some book tells you an invisible omniscient being only made it look like that 6000 years ago when he, oh, I don't know, got bored?
In conclusion, I want to say a few things.
1. I say fuck the church with the same whole-heartedness that Weezy says fuck the police.
2. If you do believe in God, do not think I dislike you or that part of you. Just do it at home, doing what you think is right, living in a way you think that God would be proud of, not in a multi-million dollar Church, following the words of someone who (under normal circumstances) you wouldn't let run your life. You are you are, and if you are my friend or family, you know that I really am okay with every bit of you. Not every one is the same, and it's our differences that make us unique. I will never think less of you based on your religious of me, and I hope you can give me the same courtesy and love.
3. If you are a backwoods, hick-a-billy, racist, homophobic bastard, then you can literally go fuck yourself.
4. I cannot clarify this enough:// I do not hate the belief in a higher power, I hate Organized Religion. They are two very different things. A good friend of mine is a very devout Christian, prays for the things he knows is important, is a homosexual, and only wishes well being upon even his 'haters', yet he rarely attends church and never pushes his own beliefs onto others. If there is a heaven and he doesn't make it in, then why would you even want to try.
If you so care...
Posted 14 years agoAbout work last night...
Posted 14 years ago"Alright everyone, it's April's last day here before she transfers to the Camas store, so let's tell her bye"
*SILENCE*
My face ---> -w-
BYE APRIL, Don't get Syphilis sleeping with everyone at the Camas store! :D Try being nicer to people and you might not have to transfer away from Camas :3
*SILENCE*
My face ---> -w-
BYE APRIL, Don't get Syphilis sleeping with everyone at the Camas store! :D Try being nicer to people and you might not have to transfer away from Camas :3
I've got the HotS...
Posted 14 years agoFor HotS...
Heart
of
the
Swarm...
Starcraft 2...
I've been masturbating to the trailers and screencaps, ever so furiously. Pray the day can not come soon enough that I will get to evolve my little Zerglings and Hyrdalisks with my mutagens and upgrade the stats of my not yet adopted daughters namesake. *sigh* I truly love you Kerrigan, since day one, I knew I did. <3
http://us.battle.net/sc2/en/game/he.....swarm-preview/
http://us.battle.net/sc2/en/game/he.....swarm-preview/
http://us.battle.net/sc2/en/game/he.....swarm-preview/
Heart
of
the
Swarm...
Starcraft 2...
I've been masturbating to the trailers and screencaps, ever so furiously. Pray the day can not come soon enough that I will get to evolve my little Zerglings and Hyrdalisks with my mutagens and upgrade the stats of my not yet adopted daughters namesake. *sigh* I truly love you Kerrigan, since day one, I knew I did. <3
http://us.battle.net/sc2/en/game/he.....swarm-preview/
http://us.battle.net/sc2/en/game/he.....swarm-preview/
http://us.battle.net/sc2/en/game/he.....swarm-preview/
Panic! At The Disco!
Posted 14 years agoBYE! I'll let you know how amazing Brendon Urie was *Swoon* <3333333333333333
Q & A :U
Posted 14 years ago1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No .
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages/comments you and asks. And believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming... things are not exactly as they seem.
3. It is harder than it looks, but NO explanations !!! You will want to... but don't!!!
Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? --- Yes
Been arrested? --- No
Kissed someone you didn't like? --- No
Slept in until 5 PM? --- Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? --- Yes
Ran a red light? --- No
Been suspended from school? --- No
Experienced love at first sight? --- Yes
Totalled your car in an accident? --- No
Been fired from a job? --- Yes
Fired somebody? --- No
Sang karaoke? --- Yes
Pointed a gun at someone? --- Yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- Yes
Kissed in the rain? --- Yes
Had a close brush with death (your own)? --- Yes
Seen someone die? --- No
Played spin-the-bottle? --- Yes
Sang in the shower? --- Yes
Smoked a cigar? --- No
Sat on a rooftop? --- Yes
Taken pictures of yourself naked? --- Yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- Yes
Skipped school? --- No
Eaten a bug? --- Yes
Sleepwalked? -- No
Walked a moonlit beach? --- Yes
Ridden a motorcycle? --- Yes
Dumped someone? --- No
Forgotten your anniversary? --- No
Lied to avoid a ticket? --- Yes
Ridden on a helicopter? --- No
Shaved your head? --- No
Blacked out from drinking? --- No
Played a prank on someone? --- Yes
Hit a home run? --- Yes
Felt like killing someone? --- No
Cross-dressed? --- Yes
Been falling-down drunk? --- No
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- Yes
Eaten snake? --- No
Marched/Protested? --- Yes
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- No
Puked on amusement ride? --- No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- Yes
Been in a band? --- Yes
Knitted? --- No
Been on TV? --- No
Shot a gun? --- Yes
Skinny-dipped? --- Yes
Caused someone to need stitches? --- Yes
Ridden a surfboard? --- Yes
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? --- Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes
Had surgery? --- No
Streaked? --- No
Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- No
Passed out when not drinking? --- Yes
Peed on a bush? --- Yes
Donated Blood? --- Yes
Grabbed electric fence? --- Yes
Eaten alligator meat? --- No
Eaten cheesecake? --- Yes
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? --- Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? --- No
Peed your pants in public? --- No
Written graffiti? --- Yes
Still love someone you shouldn't? --- Yes
Think about the future? --- Yes
Been in handcuffs? --- Yes
Believe in love? --- Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? --- YESYESYES
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages/comments you and asks. And believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming... things are not exactly as they seem.
3. It is harder than it looks, but NO explanations !!! You will want to... but don't!!!
Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? --- Yes
Been arrested? --- No
Kissed someone you didn't like? --- No
Slept in until 5 PM? --- Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? --- Yes
Ran a red light? --- No
Been suspended from school? --- No
Experienced love at first sight? --- Yes
Totalled your car in an accident? --- No
Been fired from a job? --- Yes
Fired somebody? --- No
Sang karaoke? --- Yes
Pointed a gun at someone? --- Yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- Yes
Kissed in the rain? --- Yes
Had a close brush with death (your own)? --- Yes
Seen someone die? --- No
Played spin-the-bottle? --- Yes
Sang in the shower? --- Yes
Smoked a cigar? --- No
Sat on a rooftop? --- Yes
Taken pictures of yourself naked? --- Yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- Yes
Skipped school? --- No
Eaten a bug? --- Yes
Sleepwalked? -- No
Walked a moonlit beach? --- Yes
Ridden a motorcycle? --- Yes
Dumped someone? --- No
Forgotten your anniversary? --- No
Lied to avoid a ticket? --- Yes
Ridden on a helicopter? --- No
Shaved your head? --- No
Blacked out from drinking? --- No
Played a prank on someone? --- Yes
Hit a home run? --- Yes
Felt like killing someone? --- No
Cross-dressed? --- Yes
Been falling-down drunk? --- No
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- Yes
Eaten snake? --- No
Marched/Protested? --- Yes
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- No
Puked on amusement ride? --- No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- Yes
Been in a band? --- Yes
Knitted? --- No
Been on TV? --- No
Shot a gun? --- Yes
Skinny-dipped? --- Yes
Caused someone to need stitches? --- Yes
Ridden a surfboard? --- Yes
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? --- Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes
Had surgery? --- No
Streaked? --- No
Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- No
Passed out when not drinking? --- Yes
Peed on a bush? --- Yes
Donated Blood? --- Yes
Grabbed electric fence? --- Yes
Eaten alligator meat? --- No
Eaten cheesecake? --- Yes
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? --- Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? --- No
Peed your pants in public? --- No
Written graffiti? --- Yes
Still love someone you shouldn't? --- Yes
Think about the future? --- Yes
Been in handcuffs? --- Yes
Believe in love? --- Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? --- YESYESYES
Gay Marriage...
Posted 14 years agoNow Legal in New York State <3 Thank progress, another one bites the dust. <3
Chance at free artsu?
Posted 14 years agoIs Hur:// http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2468769/ :3
Saying the same things over again
Posted 14 years agoRepeatin the same slogans we don’t know where we’ve been
We’ve been all over the globe on our government’s funds
Leavin man woman and child dead bloody and numb
<3
We’ve been all over the globe on our government’s funds
Leavin man woman and child dead bloody and numb
<3
1. Make kids watch Nyan Cat...
Posted 14 years agoThis Saturday...
Posted 14 years agoI will be in the same building as Brendon FUCKING Urie. *Sigh* Front of the stage, here I come. <3333333
Be sure to follow the rules ;3
Posted 14 years agoThe first five (5) people to respond through comment on this post, while following all the rules will receive something made by me.
This offer does have some qualifications, so please read carefully:
1. I make no guarantees that you will like what I make, but I do promise it will be unique.
2. What I create will be just for you.
3. It'll be done this year.
4. I will not give you any clue as to what it's going to be. It may be weird or beautiful or even edible. Who knows?
5. In order to be eligible, you must post a journal of your own, with the same offer and terms: to make five things for the first five individuals to respond to your note.
LIST://
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3.
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5.
This offer does have some qualifications, so please read carefully:
1. I make no guarantees that you will like what I make, but I do promise it will be unique.
2. What I create will be just for you.
3. It'll be done this year.
4. I will not give you any clue as to what it's going to be. It may be weird or beautiful or even edible. Who knows?
5. In order to be eligible, you must post a journal of your own, with the same offer and terms: to make five things for the first five individuals to respond to your note.
LIST://
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
If you care to be in an ooooorgyyyyy :U
Posted 14 years ago1000th viewer orgy?
Posted 14 years agoIs here ---> http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2444466/
Does anyone who watches me live in/near Portland, Or.??
Posted 14 years agoI've got two tickets to http://www.pdxqcenter.org/the-q-cen.....s-hip-to-be-q/ , tomorrow night, and I must find someone to go with! *The search begins* *Jurassic Park Music ensues... >w>*
WHY MUST MY FEET BE SO HUGE D<
Posted 14 years agoSize 11 - 12 and even 13 in some brands? JESUS. Nothing. Adorable. EVER. X___X
In regards to P!@TD...
Posted 14 years ago"In the sickness of you, I'm just a white blood cell, fighting like hell for you" <3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtGSFuGxc_A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtGSFuGxc_A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtGSFuGxc_A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtGSFuGxc_A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtGSFuGxc_A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtGSFuGxc_A
Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)
Posted 14 years agoLOOOOOOOOOOVE The video so much!! :D Been waiting for this video since the CD came out, and it's amazing <333
Darren Criss + Kevin McHale + Rebecca Black + Corey Feldman + Debbie Gibson + Kenny G + This amazing song = -w-
Kathy Beth Terry is my new love, for sure <3
http://www.vevo.com/watch/katy-perr.....f/USCA31100045
http://www.vevo.com/watch/katy-perr.....f/USCA31100045
http://www.vevo.com/watch/katy-perr.....f/USCA31100045
http://www.vevo.com/watch/katy-perr.....f/USCA31100045
Darren Criss + Kevin McHale + Rebecca Black + Corey Feldman + Debbie Gibson + Kenny G + This amazing song = -w-
Kathy Beth Terry is my new love, for sure <3
http://www.vevo.com/watch/katy-perr.....f/USCA31100045
http://www.vevo.com/watch/katy-perr.....f/USCA31100045
http://www.vevo.com/watch/katy-perr.....f/USCA31100045
http://www.vevo.com/watch/katy-perr.....f/USCA31100045
If you're a bunneh...
Posted 14 years agoNintendo's E3 Conference...
Posted 14 years agoJust literally made me feel so... AL:SKDFJNOLNVCRUIOhF8(#OPFJAKDJFL:HBJKM LKJSDLFKJ
<3
Starfox 64 3DS has multiplayer video chat
Wii U = HOLYFUCKINGSHIT<3
Smash Bros for the 3DS and Wii U = Completely unexplainable joy <3
It was all just too, too amazing <3
<3
Starfox 64 3DS has multiplayer video chat
Wii U = HOLYFUCKINGSHIT<3
Smash Bros for the 3DS and Wii U = Completely unexplainable joy <3
It was all just too, too amazing <3
This journal update is brought to you by...
Posted 14 years agoMy Nintendo 3DS –w– <3
So happy for this, finally :D
So happy for this, finally :D
