Minecraft for 360 = <3 I can't fucking wait. -w-

Ever want to punch yourself in the face b/c it would make you temporarily distracted from all the retarded shit going on around you? Yeah, me too. :/

Three in two days!

Rainbow star on the inside of my right calf, Rainbow heart on the inside of my left calf, and a red plus healing thing :P <3

I want this so... fucking... bad...

http://kotaku.com/5806820/if-portal.....look-this-good
http://kotaku.com/5806820/if-portal.....look-this-good
http://kotaku.com/5806820/if-portal.....look-this-good

with was super fun! :3 <3 you!!!

Called wal-mart with an asian accent, explaining the people all about your "Spicee Pussow on fieyah. I fink i gotta yeese infeckshun." It's just wonderful. <3

have my dreams and aspirations been so clear to me. I want nothing more than to own and run a cafe called "The Meme Cafe". I mean, wouldn't it be great to serve people "Tro-lo-lo-lobster rolls" or "I Herd U Liek Mudkippers and Eggs". Would you care for a "Yes, U Can Haz Cheezburger" or how about the "tl;dr Appetizer Plate", featuring a far too lengthy description. Yes. This is my dream. How about a "Double Rainbow Cheeseburger"? Or a "What What in the Butt Burger"? "Figwit Salad", anyone? Want a "Boxxy Box" featuring a burger, "Do It, Faggot Fries" and a diet coke with mentos. If you've got some kids, why not offer them a "Little Fattie" with a "Peanut Butter Jelly Sandwich Time", "Hey Applesauce" and a "Chocolate Rain Milk". How about a "This meal costs OVER 9000 Cents" meal, including one of everything on the menu, delivered and authenticated with an official certificate? And of course there would be themed days. We'd have our "It's Friday" we're we would offer such delight's as the "7 AM Special" which would be a bowl... filled with cereal and milk. We'd make people pick a seat, then tell them they can't have that one and make them sit next to someone they don't know, there for causing them to feel the anxiety Rebecca goes through whenever entering a vehicle. Once a month we'd have our "Chicken and Waffle Fries... FOR FREE" day, where every hour someone would win free Chicken stripes and waffle fries! On every night with a full moon, some luck bastard in the crowd would win a free "Three Wolf Moon" T-Shirt. The walls would be adorned with pictures of all these memes, and possibly even some of them signed. <3 I've wanted anything more...

Has seen me naked... damn.

"I saw something today, austin"
"Oh, what?"
"It was uh... huge."
"What?"
"And attatched to your pelvic area"
"Oooooh. .____."

All the art I'm buying will be Ke$ha themed. If you didn't already know, I fucking love her, and I want tons of art inspired by her music. Some of them would include some other people, but most are just me. Below is a list of ideas.

- Dancing with a glass of Kool-Aid ("Blow")
- Dancing in an empty pool with glitter all over ("Take It Off")
- A scene to match the chorus of Hungover ("Hungover")
- Holding a bear by the throat yelling "You've got until the count of three..." ("Blow")
- Being arrested on a gold Trans-Am ("Tik Tok")
- Dancing in front of a 'spacey galaxy' thing ("Animal")
- Touching someone else's nose with a fork saying "Hush, if you know what's good for you" ("Cannibal")
- Me being shot with a rainbow streaming out the bullet wounds ("Blow")
- Dancing in a tunnel ("We R Who We R")
- Me Painted up all neon in the desert ("Your Love is My Drug")
- Me looking under my bed at someone else, tied up ("Stephen")
- Me and possibly someone else grabbing alcohol bottles off of someone else's empty table ("Sleazy")
- Me in a dinosaur costume ("Dinosaur")
- Me holding a pair of boots and a leash with some poor boy on the other end >w< ("Boots & Boys")
- Standing in the middle of a crowd on the dance floor, crying ("Dancing with Tears in my Eyes")
- Comic strip of me Pulling a fire alarm, setting a bomb, breaking the hands on a clock and changing the lock on a door, and then me next to someone saying "...We were already alone... >.>" ("31 Seconds Alone")


- More to come as I think of them - <3

But I can if you like ;3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SecSgn0Puo
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Fashion of His Love. Is so. AMAZING. It's absolutely 80's-tastic. Definitely my new favorite song!!!! I can't wait for this fucking album!! D<

Last night at work was delightful. <3 Mollie, <3 Val
You two are the best. + I get to go pick out the chinchilla!

First off, the person I hate most got promoted to *Da da da da* my department manager.
Secondly, hour and a half of paper work. :/
Third, I got to watch the door for an hour and a half.
Fourth, SRSLY WALMART? A whole f**king pallet of grapes?
Fifth, bailer broke, so everyone left their cardboard just laying around, and "Oh, time to go home" so I was there for 30 minutes smashing everyone else's cardboard.
Sixth, the person I hate most who got promoted and is my departing manager went aaallll power crazy. "Soo.... what are you working on?" "Uh... produce stuff. :/"
Seven, I just wanted to stay home and write.
Eight, my feet hurt.
Nien, no Dr. Pepper, just Coke.
Ten, I just want to sleep.

I just wanted to put out a special journal to thank  vexinglyyours for my icon, I especially love it a lot, and since she's looking for commissions, I thought I'd let everyone know :3 <3

Archer.
Nicki Minaj.
Taco Bell.
Recording everything that happens. Everything.

Gonna go play with the tablet and see what I can('t) do :U

floppybelly's free art journal entry :3

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2286151/

If only it didn't have Nicki Minaj. Kesha sounds amazing though <3

http://britneyspears.com/index.html

Will be shown at this years E3 and omg, I want it be to June 7th naaaoowww D:

... Pweeze?