well, im finally back after a month without any computer or internet access, and believe me, it has been tortorous. during this time, ive been doing alot of thinking about Fur Affinity and such. To be honest, ive been thinking of deleating this profile and creating a new one, which i do plan on creating. Its not becuase i have grown bored of you guys at all, believe me that is not the case, its just that i want to try better things out. For example, i want to focus on more femenine males, something i have always loved for quite a long time now, as the art works of onta, gideon, and many others have inspired me to do so. Does this mean i am quitting being a fat fur? yes and no. yes because i don't think my fursona per say is cut out to being a fat fur, i much prefer being a femenine roo to be perfrectly honest. and no because i still will alawys love fat furs and i dont mind at all if once in a while my roo in some pic is very fat XD. As such, i am planning on creating a new profile, and i will post a journel here on my old one saying were you can find me at. i will always love you guys to death.

-Arbiter_25

im using a different computer to write this message out, and no, i didnt get a new computer yet. because of Black Friday, the computer i wanted is sold out..... completly. *sigh* its been a really bad 2 weeks without a computer you know XD. but hopefully soon i can get a new one. hopefully. probably in another week or so. prehaps 2 i dont know yet.

yup it finally happened my slow as shit computer finally died yesterday. Im using my phone internet connection to make this journel. As such i will not be on fur affinity for some time, possibly a few weeks even more until i can get a new computer. As such i will not be on msn either sadly, if anyone actually cares about me on here. I will miss u guys alot so im hoping to see u guys soon. Love ya all *big fat snuggles*

i really dont want to go into details about this stuff, but its very personal to me and its been affecting me greatly enough that i cant seem to focus a whole lot. and for the fact that i have not been my normal cheery self is also affecting me deeply. so guys, i will get these stories done i promise you that much, but there gonna be delayed for some time.

yeah im kinda out of ideas at this time as to what to write about, so i thought about doing art tradesand requests again with people. After all, im curious to see what intreasting fat fur stories people want me to write about ^^. If your not sold on my writing stuff, check out my galleries and some of the strories i did. trust me you'll like them



Oh and one more very important, i am doing requests FOR FRIENDS ONLY!!!!!!! Not to sound like an elitist or anything guys. i just dont like gettign flooded by random people for requests

check my profile to see what my AIM is

ive been feeling really kinda down this week. Its just that im trying to make new friends here over on FA, and i have some, but its like i dont even talk to them anymore, or they don't talk to me. Im starting to feel im loosign all of my friends on here and i have really no one to talk to on here anymore.

hehe, never thought id ask this in public, but im trying to find a master. Its kinda hard for a poor fat roo like myself to keep feeding myself, after all, im getting fatter and fatter and soon will be immoible XD. I am looking for a master who is caring, Someone who is a good friend and somene to feed and love me, and give belly rubs too ^^ Cause i just luvs belly rubs

http://chubbehmalelover.deviantart.com/


feel free to add me and enjoy my new stories coming out ^^

some funny shit really ^_^..........................



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuOvqeABHvQ

(Stolen from  VGM22


Fake Friends.
No offense, but ... People are getting too fake on me . They only want posts, comments, or to see how many friends they can get. So let's see who will actually repost this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own journal. Lets see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are... Repost this if you are a friend...Don't reply... just copy and paste this in a new journal as "Fake Friends'

True friends will read and repost this. Fake friends will just ignore it.

Guys, i just wanted to say that i am really sorry for not being on MSN alot of the time. School has been getting in the way alot and stuff and also pesonal issues as well. Also, i am trying to devot more time into writing my stories again, perticulary Fat Human male erotic, WG, Male/Male sex and stuff. Which i will be putting up in my new deviantart account. Again guys, terribly sorry for not being on, i miss you guys so much :(

eeeeeeee, i am so excited. i is getting my very own Bridget cosplay costume soon. If you dont know who he is, look up guilty gear and Bridget. He's is just the sexiest ever ^_^

Name: Hilde

Height: 5'3

Weight: 1012 lbs

Tail Length: 3 ft

Species: Dragoness

Scale/Skin/Fur Color: huge belly is white and the tip of her tail, while the rest is a light blue.

Breasts: Big, soft, and very Big and round.

Muscle Tone: all fat and loving every minute of it

Hair: Tied back in a pony tail, her hair is purple and green

Eye Color: red

Personality: very friendly, sweet, and innocent.

Clothing/Accessories/Make-up: She mostly wears a bra and panties usually all the time since she loves showing off her gorgeous sexy body to all the boys.

Nose Color: Red

Sexuality: Straight

Hobbies: She loves to eat lots of food to stay nice and fat. She loves flirting with all of the boys alot of the time, mostly the skinny ones since she is a huge dom. She also enjoys the beach and watching the sunset

hehe yup im planning on making a female fursona soon. probably going to be a roo most likely. i'll let you guys know more soon. dont worry, she'll be quite fat

Abasiophilia (Casts, Braces, Wheelchairs) - ummm, no. just no.

Age Play? - prehaps

Adult Baby/AB Parent? - prehaps

Algolagnia (Pleasure derived from physical pain)? - i hate getting hurt :(

Amputee Fetishism (Amputation/Deformity)? - ewwww, no.

Anal Sex? - *wiggles my fat bum* yes please :D

Andromimetophilia (Androgeny)? - no

Arse (Ass Play, Worship)? - Eeeeeee, deffinatly yes

Asphyxiaphilia (Breath Play, Choking)? - no

Balloons? - ummmm, no.

Bestiality/Zoophilia? - not really my thing, but i dont hate it.

Beating (Flogs, Whips, Canes, etc.)? -no

Biastophilia (Committing Rape/Sexual Assault)? - prehaps

Biting/Teeth? - if its soft.

Blood (Drawing Blood, Cutting, etc.)? ->-< deffinatly not.

Body Hair? - no

Body Modification (Tattoos, Branding, Piercings, Scarification, etc.)? - a bit.

Bondage (Blind folds, Gags, Restraints)? - hehe maybe ;)

Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc.? ->-< no females for this roo.

Candle Wax? - o.o no thanks

Chains? -ummm, no

Chastity Devices? - no

Chinese Balls/Ben Wa Balls/Anal Beads? - hehe you nevert know ;)

Cling Film/Plastic Wrap? -no.

Cock and Ball Torture, Clamps, etc.? - no no no no and no.

Collar and Lead/Leash? - :D :D :D MOST DEFFINATLY!!!!!!

Confinement/Caging? - no

Coprophilia (Shit Play/Scat)? - i think im going to be sick

Costumes (Period, Fetish, etc.)? - fursuits yay!!!!

Cross Dressing? - EEEEEEEE YES YES AND YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cupping (Suction of the Skin)? - no

Dacryphilia (Arousal from Tears)? - thats just wrong

Defilement (Seeing a partner dirty or wet)? - maybe LOL so long as its not gross things

Denim? - what?

Depilation/Shaving? - no

Diapers/Diaper Lover? - nope

Dildos (Hand-held, Strap-ons)? - ohhhh, yes. but id rather have a real cock up my ass thanks :3

Discipline? - hehe im all yours master :D

Doctor/Nurse Fetish? - nope

Domination? - Nope. im always a sub.

Ears? - no

Electrotorture (EMS TENS units)? - WTF hell no

Emetophilia (Vomit, Regurgitation)? - uhhhhhh, no.

Erotic Photography? - :3 *strikes a sexy pose* hehe

Exhibitionism/Sex In Public? - hehe maybe

Feathers? - WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too ticklish

Pyrophilia (Fire Play)? -no

Fisting? - no

Food Play? - im a fat fur, so its only natural amirite? ;)

Fuck Machines/Robots? - no

Furry/Fur Fetishism? - Ummm, im on furaffinity, im a furry, so HELL YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gangbangs? - no

Genital Worship? - no

Guns (Gun Play, Worship)? - no

Hair Pulling? - no

Handcuffs/Shackles? - >-< no

Harnesses? - no

High Heels/Stilettos? -nope

Humiliation? - yes deffinatly

Infantilism (Pacifiers/Bottles, etc.)? - no

Kidnapping Play? - no

Klismaphilia (Douching/Enema)? - no

Knives (Razors, Swords, other blades)? - no

Lace/Lingerie? - prehaps

Latex? -nope

Leather? - nope

Making Home "Movies"? - Mmmmm, totally yes!!!!

Masks (Erotic/Gas Masks, etc.)? -nope

Masochism? -no

Massage? -yes

Master/Slave? - yesh please :D :D

Masturbation (Mutual or Forced)? - yes

Medical Scenes/Equipment? -no

Menstruation (Sex During, Eating, etc.)? -mmmm, anyone care to feed this poor straving roo?

Murder Fetishism? -gross and wrong

Military Fetish/Uniforms? - no

Milk Fetishism/Lactation? - prehaps

Necrophilia (Death, Corpses)? - 0.0 ummm, no

Nipples? - unless on a boi then noes

Oral Fixations? - depends, i like sucking teh cock and up the ass, so its 50/50

Oral Sex? - *opens muzzle* can i has cock now plz?

Pain (Giving/Receiving)? - no

Pedophilia? - YES DEFFINATLY!!!! But deffinatly not IRL. only on internet. (Boku no pico and Bridget fanboi here :D)

Piercings? - no

Pinching? - T.w.T no hurting me

Play Piercing/Needle Play? - no

Plushophilia (Stuffed animals, Plushies)? - eeeee, i love plushies

Podophilia (Foot Fetish)? - ewwwwwww, no

Power Exchange? - WTF????

Pregnancy Fetishism? -ewww no

Punishment? - o.o go ease on me

The Rack/Medieval Devices? - no

Raptophilia (Sexual arousal from being raped)? - a bit, but not alot

Religious (Nunplay, Priestplay)? - no

Retifism (Shoes or Boots)? - no

Rimming? - *wiggles fat bum*

Role Playing? - yesh :3

Rubber? - no

Sadism? - no

Scent? - not really

Sensory Deprivation? - WTF????

Smoking Fetishism? - no

Spanking/Paddling? - no

Statuephilia (Mannequins, Dolls, etc.)? - thats just creepy

Stockings/Fishnets/Pantyhose? - eeeeee, yesh

Talking Dirty/Verbal Humiliation/Abuse? - Mmmm, ive been a bad boy havnt i master?

Tickling? - no

Tongue Fetish? - c: maybe

Toys (Buttplugs, Vibrators, etc.)? - yes

Transvestism? hehe maybe ;)

Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine)? - ewwwww, thats disgusting

Violence/Physical Injury? - no

Voyeurism? - umm, no

Wrestling/Fighting? - no

Zombies/Gore? -no and nope

Wow, never thought id get to 3000 page views already. its quite a milestone for me. Im glad im getting more and more recongized here on FA, and meeting all sorts of new friends along the way. Thanks so much to my friends, watchers, and fans for this ^^. I really apperciatre it alot. And i might be starting stories up again soon ;)

The next time someone asks you a dumb question, wouldn't you like to respond like this?

One person's reply was...................

Yesterday i was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow at Wal-Mart, for my dog, Athena the wonder dog. I was about to check out when a women behind me asked if i had a dog. What did she think, that i had an elephant? So since i had little eles to do, on impulse, i told her that no, i didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again; although i probably shouldn't because i ended up in the hospital last time. On the bright side though, I'd lost 50 pounds before i awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that i was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two everytime you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because teh dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I had stepped off a curb to sniff a dog's ass and a car hit me.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard! WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore.

I might as well confess this right now to all my dearest friends on FA. I have to confess this. I love too much. Its like everytime i fall in love with someone on FA and want them to be my mate, i find someone eles whom i love even more and want them to be my mate. It really hurts me alot you know? I just can't decide who i love. I feel like such a whore right now. So i need to be singel for a while, until i can get this problem fixed, i think im just destined to be alone

Prep

[] I shop at Abercrombie, Hollister, American Eagle, or Aerospatiale.
[] I am/was a cheerleader.
[] I'm pretty ditzy.
[] I wear pink 24/7.
[] My looks are very important to me.
[] I can’t live without my cell phone.
[] My hair is always straight.
[] I say 'like' and 'omigod' a lot.
[] I laugh 24/7.
[] I have a million friends.
[] I always hang at the mall or movies.
[] I'll only date popular guys.
[] I listen to rap & pop music.
[] I have at least one designer bag.
[]My myspace pics are of me making a kissy face or are mirror pics
[] It takes me at least an hour to get ready for school in the mornings.
[x] Uggs + Miniskirts = Love (IF AND ONLY IF, A BOY WEARS THE MINISKIRT ;))
[x] I don't have a job.
[] I wear lots of makeup.
[] I can be stuck up or snobby sometimes.
[] I flirt with any guy, as long as he's cute.
Total = 2 (I STILL HATE PREPS)

Emo

[] I cry a lot.
[] I go to local shows.
[x] I wear black everyday.
[] I write sad poetry.
[] I play an acoustic guitar.
[] My favorite bands include: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, or Panic! at the Disco.(UGHHHH, SUCKINESS ALERT XD)
[] I self mutilate myself.
[] I think about suicide or death often.
[] People have told me to cheer up.
[x] I cry when I see dead animals. (who doesn't?)
[] My myspace pics are black are white or angled.
[] I wear many band shirts.
[] No one understands me.
[] I don't talk too often.
[] I look down when I walk.
[] I wear black eyeliner.
[] My fingernails are black.
[] I have an ex I still cry over.
[] My hair is black.
[] My hair covers one of my eyes.
[x] I love Hot Topic.
[] I always say 'life sucks'.
Total = 3

Nerd

[] I have straight A's.
[] I wear glasses.
[] I always do my homework and study.
[x] Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement.
[x] Computer games = Love.
[] I'm 'teachers pet'. (HAH!! more like satan spawn)
[] I've never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend.
[] I have a bedtime.
[] I use an asthma inhaler.
[] I carry a calculator with me.
[] I bring my lunch to school.
[] I always follow the rules. (NO)
[x] I'm shy around the opposite sex.
[X] I'm always on the computer.
[x] I've never had beer or cigarettes.
[] I always answer every question in class right. (not all of em but some)
[] I correct people's grammar.
[x] I read a lot.
[] School is very important to me.
[] I always stump people.
Total = 6

Rebel

[x] I always speak my mind.
[X] I have 0% of school spirit.
[x] F**k you I won't do what you tell me!
[x] I stand up for what I think is right.
[] On spirit days at school, I wear the rebel's colors.
[]Whenever people are doing something, I do the complete opposite.
[x] I won't listen to authority figures. (Fuck them)
[] I always break the rules.
[] I refuse to compromise.
[] I'm always arguing with people.
[x] I love debate.
[] I always do what's unexpected of me.
[x] I don't give a s**t what people think of me.
[x] If I watch a crappy movie in theatres, right after it's over, I'll say 'that sucked'.
[x] I'm not afraid to trash people's opinions.
[] I only respect my own beliefs.
[x] If I don't want to do something, I won't do it, no matter what.
[] I laugh at compromising people.
[]I cheer on the rival's sport team to stand out.
[x] Rules were meant to be broken.
Total = 11

Jock

[] I'm on one or more sport teams.
[] I always wear my varsity jacket.
[]I've won awards for my athletic ability.
[] I will only date popular girls/guys.
[] School Spirit 100%.
[] I'm going to a college for sports.
[] I watch sports on TV all the time.
[] I'm muscular.
[] I play sports or exercise at least 3 hours a day.
[] Go Team!
[] I'm a chick/dude magnet.
[] I eat a lot.
[] I'm egotistical.
[] I'm too focused on sports to make really good grades.
[] I sit at the jock lunch table.
[] All I talk about with my friends is sports.
[] I go lots of sports games.
[] I'm very athletic
[] I wear sport inspired clothing.
[] I play at least 3 different sports.
Total = 0 (I HATE JOCKS, FUCKING SNOBBY ASS WHORES)

Comedian

[] I'm very funny. (not really)
[] I'm always making jokes.
[] I interrupt class by making people laugh.
[] I always entertain people by being funny.
[] I worship Kevin Smith.
[] I watch comedies more than anything.
[x] I also watch SNL and Mad TV a lot. (LOL i luv Mad TV)
[] I'm sarcastic.
[] I've been told I'm hilarious.
[]I always imitate people.
[] I pull lots of pranks.
[] I always make sarcastic remarks after everything.
[] I have to prove myself by being funny.
[] People expect me to make jokes, always.
[] I have a lot of pressure to make everyone laugh.
[] If I don't make jokes, people ask me what's wrong.
[] Jim Carrey is my idol.
[] I mostly get along with everybody.
[] At prep rallies, I'm the one acting crazy and silly.
[] My teachers or parents tell me I need to focus more on work and less on joking around
Total = 1

Shy

[] I don't have a lot of friends.
[] I don't talk too much.
[x] It's not that I'm snobby, I just get nervous when talking to people.
[] When people say my name, others say 'who?'.
[] I'm pretty sure mostly no one knows who I am.
[x] People have told me I need to talk more.
[x] I only talk when other people talk to me first.
[] I look down when I walk.
[] I avoid social gatherings, such as games, dances, or parties.
[] People have tried to help me be more outgoing, but it never works.
[x] I always plan to talk to more people, but I never do.
[]I sit in the back of the classroom.
[] I never join in class discussions.
[ ] I hide behind people to avoid being seen sometimes.
[] I could never be a cashier, talking to strangers? Come on.
[] I talk quietly, and people say "What?".
[] People have called me shy or quiet.
[] I usually let others decide for me.
[] If someone is talking about my favorite book or movie in front of me, I don't join in the conversation.
[x] I would like to be more outgoing.
Total = 5

Goth

[x] I wear black.
[] I don't like to be seen.
[] I'm very, very pale.
[x] I only listen to metal music.
[x]I love creepy, weird movies.
[x]I love gothic cartoons and drawings.
[] I don't like people.
[] I only go out during the night.
[] I have black fingernails.
[] I wear a long black coat.
[] I also wear big black boots.
[x] 'The Crow' is one of my favorite movies.
[] I only date other Goths. (It depends, i like the more gothic/ emo type of boys to be honest)
[] I love pain.
[x] People think I'm crazy.
[] I don't talk to anyone who isn't as deep as me.
[] I love to scare people.
[] I laugh at teenyboppers.
[] People are afraid of me.
Total = 6

Weirdo

[x] I talk to myself.
[x] I say really random things all the time.
[] I fidget a lot.
[] I still use a wheeled backpack.
[]People laugh at me.
[] I walk really funny.
[] I have a very different sense of style.
[] I talk in a robot voice often.
[]I'll stop whatever I'm doing, and break out in a crazy dance if the mood strikes.
[] I debate stuff with myself.
[]I hear voices.
[] I'm obsessed with aliens and the other planets.
[] I have a fascination with robots and machinery.
[] I use really big words no one understands, and they give me weird looks.
[x] I say random lines of babbling that make sense to no one but me.
[] I dart my eyes from side to side.
[] I always pretend I'm a robot or other weird non human thing.
[] People have no idea why I think the way I do.
[] I have some very unusual, extraordinary talents.
[] When people ask me if I like something that's trendy, I pretend to be scared or confused.
Total = 3

Antisocial

[] I hate most people. (I don't hate everyone)
[] I prefer to be alone.
[] When people talk to me, I just give them a death glare.
[] Actually, most people don't talk to me.
[] People are f**king idiots and I wish they'd all die.
[] I live in my room, writing in my diary.
[] I go out my way to avoid everyone.
[] I never greet anyone.
[] I despise people who talk too loudly.
[] I want people to think I'm a freak.
[] I never talk.
[] I can't wait to get off this earth.
[] I always sit by myself at lunch or anywhere else.
[x]I listen to music on full blast on my ipod/mp3 player/headphones to block out the world.
[]I don't know why I am the way I am.
[x] People have said I'm antisocial.
[] I use drugs or alcohol to escape the loneliness.
[] Why bother when people don't like you anyways?
[] I occupy myself so it won't look like I'm a loner.
[] I just don't get along with anyone.
Total = 2

Skater

[] I skateboard to everywhere.
[] If I'm not skateboarding, I carry it with me.
[]I shop at Pacsun.
[] I'm obsessed with Tony Hawk.
[] Oh yea, and Bam Margera.
[] I always play skateboarding video games.
[] I have shaggy hair.
[]I wear baggy pants.
[x] I wear skater shoes only. (usually)
[x] I always wear hoodies. (Usually)
[] I hang at skate parks 24/7.
[] I'm always learning new board tricks.
[] F**k school, I want to be a professional skateboarder. (LOL keep on dreaming wannabe)
[] I've been skateboarding for over 4 years.
[] I hang with other skaters.
[] I've been hurt while skateboarding.
[] I've been in a skateboarding competition.
[x] I wear vans.
[] Tony Hawks Underground owns.
[] I've met some of my closest friends at skate parks.
Total = 3(Even though i kinda despise skater boys since there so arrogent and stuck up and like to call people gay alot)

Christian Girl/Boy

[] I go to church at least once a week.
[] Most of my wardrobe consists of long skirts and button down shirts for church.
[] I always carry a bible with me.
[]My whole family is very religious.
[] I've never been on a date.
[] I've never smoked or had a beer.
[x] My beliefs are very strong. (Depends really)
[] I'm waiting for marriage until sex.
[] I wear a cross necklace.
[] I have a bracelet that says WWJD.
[] I'm always preaching to people about the importance of religion.
[] I believe in God.
[] I'm not allowed to watch rated R movies, and sometimes, not even PG-13 movies.
[] I never go out and party.
[] I read the bible everyday.
[] I've memorized excerpts from the bible.
[] I go to Sunday school.
[] I've been to church camp.
[] I pray every night.
[] I sing Christian songs.
Total = 1

Gangsta

] I say 'yo'.
[] I also say 'fo shizzle'.
[] I wear extremely baggy pants.
[] Mah chainz hang low.
[] I hang with my homies, bitches, and hoes.
[] I'm a thug.
[] I only listen to rap music.
[] 50 Cent is my idol.
[] I don't give a s**t about school.
[] I steal/have stolen before.
[]I freestyle.
[] I breakdance.
[] Gold chainz is tha way to go, bitch.
[] I'm white but I act black.
[] All my heroes are dead rappers.
[] Tupac is still alive.
[] I party with all my hoes.
[] I wear a sideways baseball cap.
[] I wear hoodies.
[] I wear converse with the tongue flipped out.
Total = 0(I will NEVER degrade myself to be gangsta. NEVER)

Bully

[] I always steal people's lunch money.
[] Geeks are afraid of me.
[] I get in trouble all the time.
[] I steal people's stuff to be an asshole.
[] People have called me a bully.
[] I have beat someone up before.
[] I'm always looking for a fight.
[] I pick on people smaller than me.
[] I push people out of the way when I'm walking.
[] I've never been in a relationship before.
[] People are afraid of me.
[] People know not to mess with me.
[] I'm bigger than most people my age.
[] I pick on people for the fun of it.
[] I make fun of everything anyone else likes.
[] If anyone crosses my path, they're dead.
[] People know not to try and stick up for themselves when I'm around.
[] I'm one of the strongest kids in school.
[] Even some authority figures are afraid of me.
[] People get out of my way when I'm walking.
Total = 0

Gamer

[x] I own at least 2 different video game consoles. (All 3 next Gen, i am such a dork XD)
[x] I love Final Fantasy.
[x] DDR & Guitar Hero own.
[x] I've missed school before because I was trying to beat a video game.
[] I'm always trying to beat high scores on games.
[x] I even play a lot of computer games.
[x] I play at least 3 hours of video games a day. (alot more)
[x] My thumbs are sore often. (button mashing!!!)
[x] I spend all my money on new video games.
[x] My boyfriend/girlfriend has to be into video games.
[x] All I talk about is video games. (sometimes, and anime)
[] I've been in a video game competition before. (i wish)
[] My eyes hurt sometimes because I play video games too much.
[] My grades are eh.(actually really really good XD)
[x] I have a handheld videogame system, like Nintendo DS.
[x] I see every video-game-to-movie movie out there. (And most suck)
[x] I have at least 3 memory cards.
[] I watch lay.
[x] I've been playing video games for at least 5 years. (LONGER.)
[] I always look up video game cheats.
Total = 14

Redneck

[] Elvis is still alive.
[] I hunt.
[] I fish.
[] I own something camouflage.
[] I eat venison
[] I live in the country.
[] Someone in my family has the name Billy.
[] I own a bunch of junk I don't need.
[] I have over 10 pets.
[] I drive a big truck with huge tires.
[] I wear a cowboy hat.
[] I've rode a tractor before.
[] My jeans are always dirty.
[] I have a southern accent.
[] I say y'all.
[] Yankees can f**k off.
[] I buy everything at Wal-Mart.
[] I'm kind of poor.
[] I've caught a fish then ate it before.
[] I work hard.
Total = 0 (Hicks. I just hate them)

Cowgirl/Cowboy

[] I live on a farm.
[] I own at least 2 horses. (HORSIE!!!!! but sadly no i dont own one)
[] I own a pair of cowboy boots.
[] I own a cowboy hat.
[] (Girls) I always wear my hair in two braids.
[] I ride a tractor.
[x] I live in a small town.
[] I've lived in Texas before.
[] I wear flannel shirts.
[] I wear overalls.
[] I say y'all and howdy.
[] I have other animals on a farm.
[] I've been in a rodeo before.
[] I've rode a mechanical bull before.
[] I love home cooking, country style.
[] I always wear my cowboy hat, even in restaurants.
[] I say yee-haw!
[] I've went to horse races before.
[] I love cowboy movies.
[] I square dance.
Total = 1

Social Butterfly

[x] I have a lot of friends. (a good amount)
[] I get along with everybody. (ughhh no)
[x] I enjoy talking to different people.
[] I'm a people person.
[x] I love having tons of fun.
[] People come to me for advice.
[] People take an instant liking to me.
[] It seems that people always want to talk to me or hang out with me.
[] I can relate to Ferris Buller. (Buller.....Buller.......Buller)
[] Everybody thinks I'm awesome.
[] I'm not in any clique; I'm friends with people from every clique.
[] I can turn an antisocial person nice.
[] I talk to at least one different person a day.
[] I'm pretty cheerful.
[]I'm involved in something, like a club, that allows me to meet new people.
[] I never want to argue with people.
[] I love talking.
[] I always have fun doing anything.
[] I'm optimistic.
[]I have over 150 friends on my IM or cell phone book.
Total = 3

Stoner

[] I've tried at least 2 different drugs before.
[] I always feel chill or extremely hyper.
[] Getting high is awesome.
[] My room smells like pot.
[] I've been got caught with drugs before.
[] All my money goes toward buying drugs.
[] I've sold drugs before.
[] 4/20 f**king rocks.
[] I'm fascinated with the color green.
[] I own something with a pot leaf on it.
[] I have lots of air freshener so my parents won't suspect I smoke pot in my room.
[] I've went to school high before.
[x] I'm a slacker. (at times)
[] I could care less about school and my grades.
[] I see things that aren't there sometimes.
[] I'm like 'whatever' to everything.
[] I've skipped class to get high with friends.
[] I've resorted to more powerful drugs like cocaine or meth because pot is so lame.
[] Marajuana should not be illegal.
[] Drugs make me feel good.
Total = 1

Whore

[] I've had at least 10 boyfriends.
[] I've hooked up with a random guy whose name I didn't know
[] I'm not a virgin.
[] I've made out with at least 20 different guys. (mmm)
[] I dress like a slut. (if i could get away with it HELL YA!)
[] I'm a bitch and I know it.
[] I use my body to get what I want.
[] I've hooked up with someone for money before.
[] I've done things I regret while high or drunk.
[] I've dated someone at least 3 years older than me.
[] I party often.
[] I get drunk all the time.
[] Other girls give me dirty looks a lot.
[] I've gotten in trouble for what I've worn before.
[] I've had my thong show before on purpose. (i have thongs? YAY!)
[] I have random piercings.
[] I have a tattoo.
[] Guys flirt with me all the time.
[] I act really ditzy.
[] I've cheated on my boyfriend before.
Total = 0

Slacker

[x] I'm failing 2 or more classes.
[X] I sleep past noon on weekends.
[] I miss a lot of school.
[] I'm late for school often.
[x] I don't have a job.
[] All I do is pig out and play video games/watch TV.
[] I don't take care of myself.
[] I've done drugs before.
[] I don't do my homework.
[] I sleep all the time.
[] I'm bored constantly.
[] People tell me I need to try harder.
[] I'm on the computer 24/7.
[] I admit it, I slack off with everything.
[] I do everything half-assed.
[] I'm not going to college, ever.
[] School is for dorks.
[] I don't have any ambition in life.
[] People tell me I need to get a life.
[] They need to, not me.
Total = 3

Raver

[] I party all the time.
[x] Glow Sticks kick ass.
[x] I love nightclubs.
[x] I love decking out in body glitter and rhinestones. (OMG i'd loved to do that one time!)
[x] I have tons of energy.
[x] I love to dance.
[] I go out nearly every night.
[] I meet lots of people at parties and clubs.
[] I've DJ'd before.
[] I've taken a party drug before.
[x] I love fog machines.
[] I have crazy dance moves
[] I sleep all day and party all night.
[x] Techno music is life.
[] I love popping pills, especially X.
[] I love neon body paint.
[] I shake my ass in clubs.
[] I've grinded before.
[] I've made a 'sandwich' with other people.
[] I've bought more drugs at clubs than anywhere else.
Total = 7

Hippie

[] I'm a tree hugger.
[x] I want to save the earth.
[] Smoking pot is herbal and natural.
[] I'm comfortable with nudity.
[] I have long hair.
[] I make the peace sign a lot.
[] I'm stuck in the 60's.
[] I'm a vegan or vegetarian.
[] Animals shouldn't be eaten.
[] I love tye dye.
[] I've made tye dye stuff before.
[] I wish I was alive when Woodstock happened.
[] I love 60's music.
[] I'm always chilled out.
[] I love those cute headbands you wear on your head.
[] I have crimpy hair with little braids.
[] I wear bell bottoms.
[] I say groovy all the time.
[] I love smiley faces & peace signs.
[] I'm a naturalist.
Total = 1

Goody Goody

[x] I make really good grades. (I got nominated for national honors, so yeah im good XD)
[] I'm teachers pet.
[] I act sickly sweet to people.
[] I'm nice to everybody.
[] I act happy 24/7.
[] I go to church.
[] I never cuss. (BALLS, SHIT, FUCK)
[] I always say hi to everyone.
[] I dress appropriately.
[] I want to portray a pure image.
[] Kids who party and act rude need to be taught a leson.
[] I want to impress everybody
[] I've never been called rude.
[] I'm one of the nicest people.
[] I want to achieve everything.
[x] I try my hardest with everything I do.
[] I'm a kiss up to my teachers/boss.
[] I'm in many different clubs.
[] My after school schedule is filled with extracurricular.
[] I'm very optimistic.
Total = 2

Band Geek

[] I love band class.
[x] I play at least one instrument.
[] I go to all my band concerts.
[] I'm going to a college for instrumental music.
[x] I've won awards for band.
[x] I've been to band camp.
[x] I'm in the marching band. (WAS)
[] I wear my marching band uniform often.
[] People have called me a band geek.
[] I play my instrument at least 3 hours a day.
[] I'm hoping to make instrumental music a career.
[]I've been playing an instrument for at least 4 years.
[] I hope I get a band scholarship.
[] Marching band is fun. (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO)
[] I go to other band concerts to get tips.
[] I like football games....for the band!
[] Band is way better than anything else.
[] I carry my instrument home every night.
[] I only date other people in band.
[] I go on band field trips.
Total = 4

Choir Nerd

[] I sing all the time.
[] I want to try out for American Idol.
[] I've been in choir for at least 4 years.
[] I've won awards for choir.
[] I've sang solos for concerts before.
[] I never miss a choir concert of mine.
[] I sing every single day.
[]I know what range of voice I am.
[] I love singing duets.
[] I always practice singing with my favorite songs.
[] I hope to get a choir scholarship.
[] I want to go to a music college.
[] I watch American Idol religously. (I watch the funnies ^^)
[] Singing is a way of expressing myself.
[] Choir is my favorite class.
[] I've won All Region before.
[x] I hum alot.
[] I write down lyrics all the time.
[] I want to be a singer.
[] I always practice pieces for choir class.
Total = 1


So all in al0l, the school ranking that i am the most is GAMER!!!!!!!

stolen from my sexy boo  SuperBueatifulMonster



Level 1
( ) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR: 1

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love(with my love, whom im not breaking up with)
( ) Dumped someone
( ) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 3

Level 3
( ) Had A Crush On An Older Person
( ) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
( ) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 3

Level 4
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Furaffinity Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 5

Level 5
( ) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 6

Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
( ) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 9

Level 7
( ) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding
( ) Played Dress Up (i want to soooo bad, maybe SBM can hmmmm?)
SO FAR: 11

Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 16

Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(x) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake ( Nuuuu dun hurt the poor snake T^T)
SO FAR: 18

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
( ) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR:21

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
(x) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
( ) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 24

Level 13
(x) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 27

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
( ) Witnessed A Crime
(x) Pole Danced ( A stop sign ^^)
(x) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 30

Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 33

Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
( ) Sang Karaoke
( ) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 36

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 39

Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
( ) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 42

Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 43

Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge ( Into Water)
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina" ( I JUST DID THAT THIS MORNING!)
(x) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 45

Level 21
( ) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
( ) Kicked A Fish (LOL)
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes (sexy as hell ^^)
(x) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 47

Level 22
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 50

Level 23
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 54

Level 24
(x) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
(x) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 56

Level 25
( ) Played Chinese Chicken
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 58

Level 26
(x) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 62

Level 27
( ) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
( ) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair ( My freind won't let me braid thier hair buch a mean boys they are >.<)
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 64

Level 28
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 66

Level 29
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 70

Level 30
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain (mmmm should try THAT)
( ) Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
TOTAL: 83


Repost this with the title:
I've Done 71 of the 120 stupidest things. (with your total in that blank spot.)

*Riku sits in a little corner, whipering a bit with a empty fat of jam at his feet, he looks up, blushes, and says,

"Umm, can.. can i has more jams... p-please?" He blushes some more and rubs his fat little tummy, and plays with his foxy fluffy tail while waiting*

I was wondering if anyone could do a request to draw a sketch of a character that in mind for a story i will be doing very soon.

DETAILS:
Race: Jammies(humans transformed and aged regressed into little kids with a foxlike tail and pointy ears.
Weight: around 250 lbs(the weight goes mostly to the belly)
Look: They are very chibish looking creatures, with anime eyes and cute, innocent expressions.
Hair:For this guy, like kind of a pony tail.
Height: around 4'4
Sex: Male
Age: around 9 or 10

Well that's all i got for now. again i just really want a sketch is all. if anyone can do this, i will be very grateful ^^. if you need more info, please PM me or IM me. Thanks!

YAY!!!! FA is back online once again and i cannot be any happier. new stories are already on the way as i type!

a) tell you why I friended you
b) associate you with something - a song, a color, a photo, a mental image, etc.
c) tell you something I like about you
d) tell you a memory I have of you
e) ask something I've always wanted to know about you
f) in return, you must post this in your Journal

taken from  MickTheKitsune