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Horton hears a 5-star
Posted 17 years agoIf you have any decency, you will watch this fucking movie.
If you don't, watch it anyways. No amount of cuss-words or rainbow missiles will show how much I love this movie.
Please, God, trust me on this one. If I could cram rainbows, happiness, sunshine, and AAAAIIIIIRRRR into one movie, it would only be a shoddy knock-off of this brilliant film. Horton hears a Who defines entertainment.
If you don't, watch it anyways. No amount of cuss-words or rainbow missiles will show how much I love this movie.
Please, God, trust me on this one. If I could cram rainbows, happiness, sunshine, and AAAAIIIIIRRRR into one movie, it would only be a shoddy knock-off of this brilliant film. Horton hears a Who defines entertainment.
99 knights: A review
Posted 18 years agoYou like Dynasty warriors? Buy this game.
You like non-stop killing of massive armies? Get this game.
You like hack-n-slash fighting with giant magic bursts?
GET THIS FUCKING GAME.
You wanna see Dynasty Warriors meets dungeons and god-damned dragons, with huge, ethereal attacks, launching co-ordinated attacks or simply defying all logic by cleaving through armies of goblins, orcs, and trolls by yourself?
Get this game.
10/10.
You like non-stop killing of massive armies? Get this game.
You like hack-n-slash fighting with giant magic bursts?
GET THIS FUCKING GAME.
You wanna see Dynasty Warriors meets dungeons and god-damned dragons, with huge, ethereal attacks, launching co-ordinated attacks or simply defying all logic by cleaving through armies of goblins, orcs, and trolls by yourself?
Get this game.
10/10.
Fuck
Posted 18 years agoI'm the greatest artist of all time. You doubt me? Fucking die.
