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Posted 16 years agocome up with better passwords
Posted 16 years agoiminlikewithyou.com
Posted 17 years agohas awesome multiplayer flash games. It's not one of those dumb sites that just collects flash games from various places, they actually design games with focus on quality rather than quantity and integrates them together into this sort of community thing including the best pictionary-ish thing IT IS BETTER THAN ISKETCH OK
ALL OF THEIR GAMES ARE REALTIME MULTIPLAYER which is pretty cool I think!!
Other games include Blockles which is basically Tetris for assholes because you can target attacks on specific other players, Dinglepop will be recognizable as Puzzle Bobble/Bust a Move, Hamster Battle is a neat 2d platformer/shooter and they just came out with a new game jigsawce I don't even know what the fuck but it looks fun.
go there now and register, I am ardicus and I will own ur butts in "Draw my Thing" also hamster battle is fun as hell
ALL OF THEIR GAMES ARE REALTIME MULTIPLAYER which is pretty cool I think!!
Other games include Blockles which is basically Tetris for assholes because you can target attacks on specific other players, Dinglepop will be recognizable as Puzzle Bobble/Bust a Move, Hamster Battle is a neat 2d platformer/shooter and they just came out with a new game jigsawce I don't even know what the fuck but it looks fun.
go there now and register, I am ardicus and I will own ur butts in "Draw my Thing" also hamster battle is fun as hell
The following artists/people irk me in no particular order
Posted 17 years agonezumi
chimerasynx
sheer
AquinGator
I used to be irked by whatthehell but I think it's a troll account so it's okay
drakefenwick
I will add to this list when I think of more
chimerasynx
sheer
AquinGator
I used to be irked by whatthehell but I think it's a troll account so it's okay
drakefenwick
I will add to this list when I think of more
I will crudely draw the first reply to this that I like
Posted 17 years agoeof
Left4Dead
Posted 17 years agois unlocked a little less than an hour. If you're on steam, add me:
http://steamcommunity.com/id/ardysqrrl
if you're not, kindly disregard this journal :3 thank you
http://steamcommunity.com/id/ardysqrrl
if you're not, kindly disregard this journal :3 thank you
Ardy's California Election Voting Guide
Posted 17 years agoPROP 1A: YES
fuck yeah I want a badass train
PROP 5: YES
people who commit non-violent crimes shouldn't be wasting our tax dollars in jail, straight up
THE OTHER ONES: NO
god damn wastes of money and any suggestion that literally starts with the words "Removes the Right" should not even be on the ballot (YES I AM TALKING ABOUT THE GAY ONE)
PRESIDENT: Lewis Black
he said he doesn't want to be president which means he's perfect for the job IMO
fuck yeah I want a badass train
PROP 5: YES
people who commit non-violent crimes shouldn't be wasting our tax dollars in jail, straight up
THE OTHER ONES: NO
god damn wastes of money and any suggestion that literally starts with the words "Removes the Right" should not even be on the ballot (YES I AM TALKING ABOUT THE GAY ONE)
PRESIDENT: Lewis Black
he said he doesn't want to be president which means he's perfect for the job IMO
TMI Meme
Posted 17 years agoHEY GUYS I HAVE SEX
A LOT
AM I DOIN THIS RITE ARE YOU JEALOUS YET OR WHAT THE FUCK
A LOT
AM I DOIN THIS RITE ARE YOU JEALOUS YET OR WHAT THE FUCK
LOLOLOL MEME
Posted 17 years agoSince I posted in 
nero's I "have" to do this.
So here's the rules, just comment and I will:
a) Tell you why I befriended you
b) Associate you with something - a song, a color, a photo, a mental image, etc.
c) Tell you something I like about you
d) Tell you a memory I have of you
e) Ask something I've always wanted to know about you
f) In return, you must post this in your journal (well you don't HAVE to! I don't really like chain letters) (lollolollolooolloolollool)
do it
nero's I "have" to do this.So here's the rules, just comment and I will:
a) Tell you why I befriended you
b) Associate you with something - a song, a color, a photo, a mental image, etc.
c) Tell you something I like about you
d) Tell you a memory I have of you
e) Ask something I've always wanted to know about you
f) In return, you must post this in your journal (well you don't HAVE to! I don't really like chain letters) (lollolollolooolloolollool)
do it
TF2 for free this weekend only
Posted 17 years agoIf you already play the game this won't be news, whatever this post isn't for you because you already know how awesome TF2 is.
On the other hand if you've been being a little bitch about buying the best online multi player game out right now because it's 30 whole dollars (with no monthly fees), you can stop being a maget and find out for yourself because friday-sunday all this weekend the game will be free to play.
Assuming you've got a PC made in the last like 5 years you'll be good to go, go to http://www.steampowered.com/ and get steam now if you don't already have it and start downloading that shit.
Also you can add me as ArdySqrrl, I'm usually nicked as Ardy.AI in game
On the other hand if you've been being a little bitch about buying the best online multi player game out right now because it's 30 whole dollars (with no monthly fees), you can stop being a maget and find out for yourself because friday-sunday all this weekend the game will be free to play.
Assuming you've got a PC made in the last like 5 years you'll be good to go, go to http://www.steampowered.com/ and get steam now if you don't already have it and start downloading that shit.
Also you can add me as ArdySqrrl, I'm usually nicked as Ardy.AI in game
myfursona.com
Posted 17 years agois dumb and people who use it are dumb
4294967293 Submissions
Posted 17 years agoas you can see I am very close to the 5 million mark for submissions, whoever gives me a screen shot of 5 million submissions will have a 1/4 chance of fabulous prizes
deletions
Posted 17 years agoman why are people suddenly faving porn of me and my ex that is sort of weird
deleting now fuckers, ha ha
deleting now fuckers, ha ha
BAD INFLUENCE THINGY
Posted 18 years agough memes
c/p frum
bluesquirreldude
--
Are you a bad influence?
If you go over 45, you're a bad influence.
If you go under 15, chances are you live under a rock and have no life... even more harsh.
Rules
1. Smoked*
2. Consumed alcohol*
3. Slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex*
4. Slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex*
5. Kissed someone of the same sex*
6. Had sex*
7. Had someone in your room other than family*
8. Watched porn*
9. Bought porn*
10. Done drugs*
TOTAL: 10
1. Taken painkillers*
2. Taken someone else's prescription medicine*
3. Lied to your parents*
4. Lied to a friend*
5. Snuck out of the house*
6. Done something illegal*
7. Cut yourself*
8. Hurt someone*
9. Wished someone to die*
10. Seen someone die*
TOTAL: 10
1. Missed curfew*
2. Stayed out all night*
3. Eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself*
4. Been to a therapist*
5. Been to rehab
6. Dyed your hair*
7. Received a ticket*
8. Been in an accident*
9. Been to a club*
10. Been to a bar*
TOTAL: 9
1. Been to a wild party*
2. Seen the Mardi Gras
3. Drank more than four beers in a night*
4. Had a spring break in Florida
5. Sniffed anything*
6. Wore black nail polish
7. Wore arm bands
8. Wore t-shirts with band names*
9. Listened to rap.
10. Own(ed) a 50 Cent CD* (vinyl is close enough)
TOTAL: 5
1. Dressed gothic
2. Dressed prep
3. Dressed punk
4. Dressed grunge
5. Stole something*
6. Been too drunk to remember anything*
7. Blacked out*
8. Fainted
9. Had a crush on a neighbor
10. Had someone sneak into your room* (;3)
TOTAL: 4
1. Snuck into someone else's room
2. Had a crush on your best friend
3. Been to a concert*
4. Dry-humped someone*
5. Been called a slut
6. Called someone a slut*
7. Installed speakers in your car
8. Broken a mirror*
9. Showered at someone of the opposites sex's house*
10. Brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush*
TOTAL: 6
1. Consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
2. Been an R-rated movie in theater*
3. Cruised the mall*
4. Skipped school*
5. Had surgery*
6. Had an injury*
7. Gone to court
8. Walked out of a restaurant without paying
9. Caught something on fire*
10. Lied about your age.
TOTAL: 6
1. Owned/rented an apartment*
2. Broke the law in the police's presence*
3. Cheated on someone
4. Got in trouble with the police*
5. Talked to a stranger*
6. Hugged a stranger*
7. Kissed a stranger
8. Rode in the car with a stranger*
9. Been harassed*
10. Been verbally harassed*
TOTAL: 8
1. Met face-to-face with someone you met online*
2. Stayed online for 12 hours straight*
3. Talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight*
4. Watched TV for 12 hours straight*
5. Been to a fair*
6. Been called a bad influence*
7. Drink and drive
8. Prank-called someone*
9. Laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex*
10. Cheated on a test*
TOTAL: 9
67 FUCK YEAH BADASS
c/p frum
bluesquirreldude--
Are you a bad influence?
If you go over 45, you're a bad influence.
If you go under 15, chances are you live under a rock and have no life... even more harsh.
Rules
1. Smoked*
2. Consumed alcohol*
3. Slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex*
4. Slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex*
5. Kissed someone of the same sex*
6. Had sex*
7. Had someone in your room other than family*
8. Watched porn*
9. Bought porn*
10. Done drugs*
TOTAL: 10
1. Taken painkillers*
2. Taken someone else's prescription medicine*
3. Lied to your parents*
4. Lied to a friend*
5. Snuck out of the house*
6. Done something illegal*
7. Cut yourself*
8. Hurt someone*
9. Wished someone to die*
10. Seen someone die*
TOTAL: 10
1. Missed curfew*
2. Stayed out all night*
3. Eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself*
4. Been to a therapist*
5. Been to rehab
6. Dyed your hair*
7. Received a ticket*
8. Been in an accident*
9. Been to a club*
10. Been to a bar*
TOTAL: 9
1. Been to a wild party*
2. Seen the Mardi Gras
3. Drank more than four beers in a night*
4. Had a spring break in Florida
5. Sniffed anything*
6. Wore black nail polish
7. Wore arm bands
8. Wore t-shirts with band names*
9. Listened to rap.
10. Own(ed) a 50 Cent CD* (vinyl is close enough)
TOTAL: 5
1. Dressed gothic
2. Dressed prep
3. Dressed punk
4. Dressed grunge
5. Stole something*
6. Been too drunk to remember anything*
7. Blacked out*
8. Fainted
9. Had a crush on a neighbor
10. Had someone sneak into your room* (;3)
TOTAL: 4
1. Snuck into someone else's room
2. Had a crush on your best friend
3. Been to a concert*
4. Dry-humped someone*
5. Been called a slut
6. Called someone a slut*
7. Installed speakers in your car
8. Broken a mirror*
9. Showered at someone of the opposites sex's house*
10. Brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush*
TOTAL: 6
1. Consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
2. Been an R-rated movie in theater*
3. Cruised the mall*
4. Skipped school*
5. Had surgery*
6. Had an injury*
7. Gone to court
8. Walked out of a restaurant without paying
9. Caught something on fire*
10. Lied about your age.
TOTAL: 6
1. Owned/rented an apartment*
2. Broke the law in the police's presence*
3. Cheated on someone
4. Got in trouble with the police*
5. Talked to a stranger*
6. Hugged a stranger*
7. Kissed a stranger
8. Rode in the car with a stranger*
9. Been harassed*
10. Been verbally harassed*
TOTAL: 8
1. Met face-to-face with someone you met online*
2. Stayed online for 12 hours straight*
3. Talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight*
4. Watched TV for 12 hours straight*
5. Been to a fair*
6. Been called a bad influence*
7. Drink and drive
8. Prank-called someone*
9. Laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex*
10. Cheated on a test*
TOTAL: 9
67 FUCK YEAH BADASS
RIP Oink
Posted 18 years agoI can't post audio files this long as a submission so he
Posted 18 years agore it is posted elsewhere http://www.papayakitty.com/mixdemo1.mp3 I'm thinking of submitting it to FC since they want DJs what do you think idk!!!! done by me with 1200s that is awesomelanguage for turntables also behringer makes shitty mixers I regret everything I am getting a numark soon
<Chiffy> I just came hard enough to knock a squirrel out of a tree
this is 128 bpm with mostly electro-y house, downtempo acid jazz trip-hop-break-what the fuck stuff next I think we'll see probably around 92 bpm because I said so
<Chiffy> I just came hard enough to knock a squirrel out of a tree
this is 128 bpm with mostly electro-y house, downtempo acid jazz trip-hop-break-what the fuck stuff next I think we'll see probably around 92 bpm because I said so
stupid bartab thing
Posted 18 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/197937/
$1385 by the way.
Also I am bored, ask me shit or just IM me on ArdySqrrl over AIM, go
$1385 by the way.
Also I am bored, ask me shit or just IM me on ArdySqrrl over AIM, go
I HATE MEMES BUT HERE IS ONE ANYWAY
Posted 18 years agoCRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
stolen from a faggot
{my comments in squiggly parenthesis}
Appearance
[] I am shorter than 5'4
[x] I am taller than 6'0" (I am 6'3" this is dumb why don't you just ask how tall I am)
[] I think I'm ugly
[] I have many scars.
[] I wish my hair was a different color. [my hair is best already}
[] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[] I have a tattoo.
[x]I have/I've had braces. {for like a month and then I was all FUCK THIS SHIIIT}
[] I wear glasses.
[] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[] I have more than 2 piercings.
[] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
[x] I've Got one or two Scars
Family/Home Life
[x] I've sworn at my parents.
[x] I've run away from home. {if you're really curious, ask}
[] I've been kicked out of the house.
[x] My biological parents are together.
[] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[] I want to have kids someday. {no desire to for now}
[] I've had children.
[] I've lost a child.
[] Have a spoiled sibling
School/Work
[] I'm in school.
[x] I have a job.
[xx] I've fallen asleep at work/school. {both}
[] I almost always do my homework {ha ha}
[x] I've missed a week or more of school.
[] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[x] I've stolen something from my job
[x] I've been fired.
[x] Are or Have been home schooled
Embarrassment
[x] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation. {but I wasn't embarrassed, why would I be}
[x] Disney movies still make me cry.
[] I've peed from laughing.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[x] I've glued my hand to something intentionally
[x] I've had my pants rip in public
[x] fell down on my face
Health
[x]I've gotten stitches
[x] I've broken a bone. (Hair-line fracture on my left arm back in 1st grade)
[x] I've had my tonsils removed.
[x] I've sat in a doctors office/emergency room with a friend.
[x] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[] I had a serious surgery.
[x] I've had chicken pox.
Traveling
[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[x] I've been on a plane.
[x] I've been to Canada.
[x] I've been to Mexico.
[] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[x] I've been to Japan.
[] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[x] I've been to Europe.
[] I've been to Africa.
[x] I've been out of my home country.
[] I've Been in Thailand
[] I've been in Phillipines
{wow holy shit those are really ass-random places to mention, while ommitting a lot of significant ones... fuck this meme seriously}
Experiences
[x] I've gotten lost in my city.
[x] I've seen a shooting star.
[x]I've wished on a shooting star.
[x] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas {earthquake. LA.}
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[x] I've been to a casino.
[] I've been skydiving.
[x] I've gone skinny dipping.
[x] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour. {threw up. College.}
[] I've crashed a car.
[x] I've been Skiing
[x] I've been in a play
[] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[] I've seen the Northern lights.
[x] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[x] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.
[x] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
[] I've been snowboarding.
Relationships
[] I'm single
[x] I'm in a relationship.
[] I'm engaged.
[] I'm married
[] I've gone on a blind date.
[] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[x] I have a fear of abandonment.
[] I've gotten divorced
[] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[] I've kept something from a past relationship.
[x] Kissed a girl/Guy
Honesty/Crime
[x] I've done something {I have done a lot of things}
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't. {uh... probably? I'm sure}
[x] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[] I am keeping a secret from the world {used to}
[] I've cheated while playing a game. {gamer honor 4 lyfe}
[x] I've cheated on a test {roflll}
[] I've run a red light.
[x] I've been suspended from school.
[x] I've witnessed a crime.
[] I've been in a fist fight.
[] I've been arrested.
Drugs/Alcohol
[] I regularly drink.
[x] I've passed out from drinking.
[] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[x] I've smoked weed
[] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[x] I've eaten shrooms.
[] I've popped E.
[] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[x] I've done hard drugs.
[] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[] I can't swallow pills.
[] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem {never tried}
[] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[x] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[x] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[] I take anti-depressants. {used to}
[] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[x] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[x] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[] I've woken up crying.
Death and Suicide
[x] I hate funerals.
[x] I've seen someone dying.
[] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[] I've planned my own suicide.
[] I've attempted suicide.
[] I've written a eulogy for myself.
[] I cut myself
Materialism
[] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[x] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[] I own something from Hot Topic.
[] I own something from Pac Sun.
[x] I collect comic books
[] I own something from The Gap.
[x] I own something I got on e-bay.
[] buy the newspaper everyday
Random
[] I can sing well.
[] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[x] I open up to others easily.
[] I watch the news.
[] I don't kill bugs.
[x] I curse regularly.
[x] I sing in the shower. {I'm counting humming and making sound effects}
[] I am a morning person.
[] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[x] I'm a snob about grammar.
[] I am a sports fanatic.
[x] I twirl my hair
[] I have "x"s in my screen name
[] I love being neat
[] I love Spam - I just can't eat very much of it
[x] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[] I bake well.
[] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
[] I've worn pajamas to school.
[] I like Martha Stewart.
[x] I know how to shoot a gun.
[] I am in love with love.
[] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[] I eat fast food weekly.
[] I believe in ghosts.
[x] I am online 24/7, even as an away message. {ArdySqrrl on AIM forwards to my phone}
[x] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class. {Statistics}
[] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I am really ticklish.
[] I love white chocolate
[x] I bite my nails.
[x] I play video games.
[x] I'm good at remembering faces.
[] I'm good at remembering names.
[] I'm good at remembering dates.
[x] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life
[x] I have been on the computer when I am as sick as a dog.
IN CONCLUSION I HATE YOU ALL
stolen from a faggot
{my comments in squiggly parenthesis}
Appearance
[] I am shorter than 5'4
[x] I am taller than 6'0" (I am 6'3" this is dumb why don't you just ask how tall I am)
[] I think I'm ugly
[] I have many scars.
[] I wish my hair was a different color. [my hair is best already}
[] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[] I have a tattoo.
[x]I have/I've had braces. {for like a month and then I was all FUCK THIS SHIIIT}
[] I wear glasses.
[] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[] I have more than 2 piercings.
[] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
[x] I've Got one or two Scars
Family/Home Life
[x] I've sworn at my parents.
[x] I've run away from home. {if you're really curious, ask}
[] I've been kicked out of the house.
[x] My biological parents are together.
[] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[] I want to have kids someday. {no desire to for now}
[] I've had children.
[] I've lost a child.
[] Have a spoiled sibling
School/Work
[] I'm in school.
[x] I have a job.
[xx] I've fallen asleep at work/school. {both}
[] I almost always do my homework {ha ha}
[x] I've missed a week or more of school.
[] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[x] I've stolen something from my job
[x] I've been fired.
[x] Are or Have been home schooled
Embarrassment
[x] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation. {but I wasn't embarrassed, why would I be}
[x] Disney movies still make me cry.
[] I've peed from laughing.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[x] I've glued my hand to something intentionally
[x] I've had my pants rip in public
[x] fell down on my face
Health
[x]I've gotten stitches
[x] I've broken a bone. (Hair-line fracture on my left arm back in 1st grade)
[x] I've had my tonsils removed.
[x] I've sat in a doctors office/emergency room with a friend.
[x] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[] I had a serious surgery.
[x] I've had chicken pox.
Traveling
[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[x] I've been on a plane.
[x] I've been to Canada.
[x] I've been to Mexico.
[] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[x] I've been to Japan.
[] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[x] I've been to Europe.
[] I've been to Africa.
[x] I've been out of my home country.
[] I've Been in Thailand
[] I've been in Phillipines
{wow holy shit those are really ass-random places to mention, while ommitting a lot of significant ones... fuck this meme seriously}
Experiences
[x] I've gotten lost in my city.
[x] I've seen a shooting star.
[x]I've wished on a shooting star.
[x] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas {earthquake. LA.}
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[x] I've been to a casino.
[] I've been skydiving.
[x] I've gone skinny dipping.
[x] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour. {threw up. College.}
[] I've crashed a car.
[x] I've been Skiing
[x] I've been in a play
[] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[] I've seen the Northern lights.
[x] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[x] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.
[x] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
[] I've been snowboarding.
Relationships
[] I'm single
[x] I'm in a relationship.
[] I'm engaged.
[] I'm married
[] I've gone on a blind date.
[] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[x] I have a fear of abandonment.
[] I've gotten divorced
[] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[] I've kept something from a past relationship.
[x] Kissed a girl/Guy
Honesty/Crime
[x] I've done something {I have done a lot of things}
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't. {uh... probably? I'm sure}
[x] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[] I am keeping a secret from the world {used to}
[] I've cheated while playing a game. {gamer honor 4 lyfe}
[x] I've cheated on a test {roflll}
[] I've run a red light.
[x] I've been suspended from school.
[x] I've witnessed a crime.
[] I've been in a fist fight.
[] I've been arrested.
Drugs/Alcohol
[] I regularly drink.
[x] I've passed out from drinking.
[] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[x] I've smoked weed
[] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[x] I've eaten shrooms.
[] I've popped E.
[] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[x] I've done hard drugs.
[] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[] I can't swallow pills.
[] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem {never tried}
[] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[x] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[x] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[] I take anti-depressants. {used to}
[] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[x] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[x] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[] I've woken up crying.
Death and Suicide
[x] I hate funerals.
[x] I've seen someone dying.
[] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[] I've planned my own suicide.
[] I've attempted suicide.
[] I've written a eulogy for myself.
[] I cut myself
Materialism
[] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[x] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[] I own something from Hot Topic.
[] I own something from Pac Sun.
[x] I collect comic books
[] I own something from The Gap.
[x] I own something I got on e-bay.
[] buy the newspaper everyday
Random
[] I can sing well.
[] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[x] I open up to others easily.
[] I watch the news.
[] I don't kill bugs.
[x] I curse regularly.
[x] I sing in the shower. {I'm counting humming and making sound effects}
[] I am a morning person.
[] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[x] I'm a snob about grammar.
[] I am a sports fanatic.
[x] I twirl my hair
[] I have "x"s in my screen name
[] I love being neat
[] I love Spam - I just can't eat very much of it
[x] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[] I bake well.
[] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
[] I've worn pajamas to school.
[] I like Martha Stewart.
[x] I know how to shoot a gun.
[] I am in love with love.
[] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[] I eat fast food weekly.
[] I believe in ghosts.
[x] I am online 24/7, even as an away message. {ArdySqrrl on AIM forwards to my phone}
[x] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class. {Statistics}
[] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I am really ticklish.
[] I love white chocolate
[x] I bite my nails.
[x] I play video games.
[x] I'm good at remembering faces.
[] I'm good at remembering names.
[] I'm good at remembering dates.
[x] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life
[x] I have been on the computer when I am as sick as a dog.
IN CONCLUSION I HATE YOU ALL
non-obligatory post-post con report (addendumb)
Posted 18 years agoOk so, things I learned at AC.
• Lubricant is deadly explosive and will get you stopped by airport security.
• Having airport security hold up a Zeta dildo and say "What is this?" is one of the most embarrassingly awesome things ever.
• Furries are a lot nicer in person than online.
• US Air are FUCKING ASSHOLES who will delay one plane and then make you miss all your connections, forcing you to fly a day late and miss a day of work (American Airlines are still fun times)
• Iveechan's parents (named Iveemom and Iveedad, respectively) are awesome
• I like the word "awesome" (Wait, I already knew that...)
• In the event that I take a shower in somebody else's room and forget to put the shower curtain on the inside of the tub and completely drench my pants that I put on the floor, I can wear a towel in lieu of pants, walk through Pittsburgh, and nobody will give me a second look since I'm surrounded by fucking furries
That is all for now.
TOP 3 AWESOME THINGS AT CON (in no order)
• running live action roleplaying chess and having people say "You're doing this next year, right?"
• getting drunk with famous furry artists
• cuddles
• Lubricant is deadly explosive and will get you stopped by airport security.
• Having airport security hold up a Zeta dildo and say "What is this?" is one of the most embarrassingly awesome things ever.
• Furries are a lot nicer in person than online.
• US Air are FUCKING ASSHOLES who will delay one plane and then make you miss all your connections, forcing you to fly a day late and miss a day of work (American Airlines are still fun times)
• Iveechan's parents (named Iveemom and Iveedad, respectively) are awesome
• I like the word "awesome" (Wait, I already knew that...)
• In the event that I take a shower in somebody else's room and forget to put the shower curtain on the inside of the tub and completely drench my pants that I put on the floor, I can wear a towel in lieu of pants, walk through Pittsburgh, and nobody will give me a second look since I'm surrounded by fucking furries
That is all for now.
TOP 3 AWESOME THINGS AT CON (in no order)
• running live action roleplaying chess and having people say "You're doing this next year, right?"
• getting drunk with famous furry artists
• cuddles
OBLIGATORY POST-CON REPORT (but better than all the others)
Posted 18 years agoWOO AC was cool
flew out to IAD with Growly [
tora], met Iveechan [
rubinredpanda], drove past Squirrel Hill and Murrysville (ACTUAL PLACES!) I met SO MANY AWESOME PEOPLE and I know that if I made a list, I would miss a bunch so I will just say that if I met you at AC, it was great meeting you! Also getting drunk with famous furry artists was totally for the win and they were really nice! (you know who you are)
Live Action Roleplaying Chess was great success; I will have to make a few adjustments after this first playtest (note to self: ban "Battle Cry", raise king's HP to 10, raise pawn HP to 4). Some people asked me afterwards "You're coming next year, right?" which for me was one of the high points of the whole convention.
The very last day of the convention I discovered an awesome hang-out and meeting place called "The Zoo" which next time I'll hang out in a lot more. Ivee drew some adorable sketches which I'm hoping to steal her scanner for tonight to scan and poast!
Also the plane ride home was going to be 3 flights (2 connections), but the first flight was delayed such that we would not have made our connection -_-;; so here I am, the day after the convention and sleeping at Iveechan's house at FIRST EVER IVEECON! ((note to self: next time, pay the extra money to get a nonstop flight))
flew out to IAD with Growly [
tora], met Iveechan [
rubinredpanda], drove past Squirrel Hill and Murrysville (ACTUAL PLACES!) I met SO MANY AWESOME PEOPLE and I know that if I made a list, I would miss a bunch so I will just say that if I met you at AC, it was great meeting you! Also getting drunk with famous furry artists was totally for the win and they were really nice! (you know who you are)Live Action Roleplaying Chess was great success; I will have to make a few adjustments after this first playtest (note to self: ban "Battle Cry", raise king's HP to 10, raise pawn HP to 4). Some people asked me afterwards "You're coming next year, right?" which for me was one of the high points of the whole convention.
The very last day of the convention I discovered an awesome hang-out and meeting place called "The Zoo" which next time I'll hang out in a lot more. Ivee drew some adorable sketches which I'm hoping to steal her scanner for tonight to scan and poast!
Also the plane ride home was going to be 3 flights (2 connections), but the first flight was delayed such that we would not have made our connection -_-;; so here I am, the day after the convention and sleeping at Iveechan's house at FIRST EVER IVEECON! ((note to self: next time, pay the extra money to get a nonstop flight))
OPEN SEX RELATIONSHIP MEME
Posted 18 years ago1. Are you ok with open-sex relationships?
I think if you are in a relationship with somebody, you should abstain having sex of any kind with anybody.
2. Are you ok with open-nudity around other furs?
I think the only time I can truly be happy and "myself" is exposing myself to people who do not shower.
3. If you know who your true friends are, would you have sex with them, without protection? If it was a possibility.
I don't think I would have sex with anybody... but if I did, I would be sure they had at least a few STDs to trade with me.
4. Have you had sex before?
I have been a virgin since age 8.
5. What orientation are you, and if bi, what percentage?
Z-axis, all the way. 100 percent.
6. Many furs/scalies have crushes on toon/game characters, name up to five of your top crushes.
i. The fox thing from iGoogle. oh god he's so hot right now. Look at him... peering into the stars with his telescope... as I peer down his pants
ii. that running yellow AIM guy. He counts, right? Sometimes I imagine him wearing ears and a tail.
iii. Underdog. murr
iv. pedo bear
v. Blue, from blue's clues
7. What are your top five fetishes?
i. spanking myself with slices of cheese (muenster is the best)
ii. watching videos of myself as I watch videos of other people watching porn
iii. elbows
iv. peter griffin (not porn)
v. depth-cue shading
8. Is there any kind of pose that gives an added boost for you in porn/yiff art?
anything as long as it's in a 3g or greater environment
9. If your comfortable with posting, how many times have you been around?
I've been around the world a few times, I like Italy I'd like to go back sometimes. Oh wait did you mean sex? I told you I am and always will be a virgin
10. Do you have any tips, when doing it for the first time (if this applies to you)?
It's generally considered rude to kill whomever you're having sex with.
I think if you are in a relationship with somebody, you should abstain having sex of any kind with anybody.
2. Are you ok with open-nudity around other furs?
I think the only time I can truly be happy and "myself" is exposing myself to people who do not shower.
3. If you know who your true friends are, would you have sex with them, without protection? If it was a possibility.
I don't think I would have sex with anybody... but if I did, I would be sure they had at least a few STDs to trade with me.
4. Have you had sex before?
I have been a virgin since age 8.
5. What orientation are you, and if bi, what percentage?
Z-axis, all the way. 100 percent.
6. Many furs/scalies have crushes on toon/game characters, name up to five of your top crushes.
i. The fox thing from iGoogle. oh god he's so hot right now. Look at him... peering into the stars with his telescope... as I peer down his pants
ii. that running yellow AIM guy. He counts, right? Sometimes I imagine him wearing ears and a tail.
iii. Underdog. murr
iv. pedo bear
v. Blue, from blue's clues
7. What are your top five fetishes?
i. spanking myself with slices of cheese (muenster is the best)
ii. watching videos of myself as I watch videos of other people watching porn
iii. elbows
iv. peter griffin (not porn)
v. depth-cue shading
8. Is there any kind of pose that gives an added boost for you in porn/yiff art?
anything as long as it's in a 3g or greater environment
9. If your comfortable with posting, how many times have you been around?
I've been around the world a few times, I like Italy I'd like to go back sometimes. Oh wait did you mean sex? I told you I am and always will be a virgin
10. Do you have any tips, when doing it for the first time (if this applies to you)?
It's generally considered rude to kill whomever you're having sex with.
WTT@AC I have: 30 minute backrubs you have: free art
Posted 18 years agoeof
does this make me a whore
does this make me a whore
AC
Posted 18 years agosince all you other cockfags are asking, I will too: Who is going to AC?
Also I will be running LIVE ACTION ROLEPLAYING CHESS. yes, it's an official event there. Like, totally on the schedule and everything. It will probably be friday, just after 2's rant and just outside the room he's ranting in, so I'm hoping to get a lot of lookers-on!
It's a turn-based game for 16-32 players, each player being a "piece" on a massive (2' squares) chess board. Each player acts in every round! On his/her turn, after moving according to chess rules, a piece may attack another player (using a simple Rock Paper Scissors combat with hitpoints [as represented by SPURTING BLOOD RED chips]), or use some "special ability" for that type of piece (as printed on cards)
It will be epically awesome, seriously I promise.
Also I will be running LIVE ACTION ROLEPLAYING CHESS. yes, it's an official event there. Like, totally on the schedule and everything. It will probably be friday, just after 2's rant and just outside the room he's ranting in, so I'm hoping to get a lot of lookers-on!
It's a turn-based game for 16-32 players, each player being a "piece" on a massive (2' squares) chess board. Each player acts in every round! On his/her turn, after moving according to chess rules, a piece may attack another player (using a simple Rock Paper Scissors combat with hitpoints [as represented by SPURTING BLOOD RED chips]), or use some "special ability" for that type of piece (as printed on cards)
It will be epically awesome, seriously I promise.
my parody was against TOS oh noes!
Posted 18 years agoso I made this a while ago:
http://www.papayakitty.com/BetterDa.....%5d%20net.html
Everybody was lolling and generally having a good time, until the FURRY POLICE in the form of dave_hyena informed me that this parody was VIOLATING THE UNBREAKABLE RULES OF THE INTERTUBES
So I decided to ask Naylor if I could use the parody, I don't think it worked too well :(
http://www.papayakitty.com/Ardy/NaylorLulz.jpg
so, oh well. That is what I get for trying to be FUNNY I suppose ;---;
The image is still on Encyclopedia Dramatica, where the lulz will be forever safe from the EVIL OPPRESSIVE EMPIRE of dave_hyena
http://www.papayakitty.com/BetterDa.....%5d%20net.html
Everybody was lolling and generally having a good time, until the FURRY POLICE in the form of dave_hyena informed me that this parody was VIOLATING THE UNBREAKABLE RULES OF THE INTERTUBES
So I decided to ask Naylor if I could use the parody, I don't think it worked too well :(
http://www.papayakitty.com/Ardy/NaylorLulz.jpg
so, oh well. That is what I get for trying to be FUNNY I suppose ;---;
The image is still on Encyclopedia Dramatica, where the lulz will be forever safe from the EVIL OPPRESSIVE EMPIRE of dave_hyena
OMG LYRICS MEME |3!
Posted 18 years agothese r dum
Step 1: Put your iTunes or equivalent on random.
Step 2: Post some random lines from the first 30 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.
Step 3: Bold the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 4: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!
1. ?????????, Let me tell you ???? for sure, I'm gonna give you what I got, I'm gonna fuck you with my red hot cock
2. no-wa-no-wa-no-wa-no-wa-now it's time for our wrap-up. Let's give it everything we've got. Ready? Begin.
3. Anger he smiles, towering in shiny metallic purple armour, Queen jealousy, envy waits behind him
4. She take my money when I'm in need, yeah she's a trifin' friend indeed
5. This is what you get, this is what you get when you mess with us
6. Fatboy Slim is fucking in heaven, Fatboy Slim is fucking in heaven, Fatboy Slim is fucking in heaven, fucking in fucking in fucking in heaven
7. The drums will shake the castle walls, the Ringwraiths ride in black, ride on
8. You came in late, you already ate, now you wanna take a lunch break? Yo ???? there ain't no need to discuss it, just take this job and shove it right between your buttocks
9. You know that it would be untrue, you know that I would be a liar, if I was to say to you, girl we couldn't get much higher
10. It began in africacacacacaca
11. I like to dream right between my sound machine on a cloud of sound I drift in the night
12. Tonight, I'm gonna have myself a real good time, I feel alive, and the world is turning inside-out
13. Another world, another time. In the age of wonder. Another world, another time. This land was green and good, until the crystal cracked. The power of their source, the crystal. They Crystal.
14. Love me one time I could not speak Love me one time Yeah, my knees got weak
15. got an AK-47 well you know it makes me feel alright, got an uzi by my pillow helps me sleep a little better at night
16. You got red lips snakes in your eyes Long legs great thighs
17. Bird of prey, bird of prey, flying high, flying high, bird of prey, bird of prey, in the summer sky, flying high
18. It takes a backwash man to sing a backwash song like a frying pan when the fire's gone, driving my pig while the bear's taking pictures in the grass
19. your butt is wide, well mine is too, just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
20. it's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time
21. So you want to play rock guitar. alright (alright) the longest journey begins with the first step
22. Sexy Boy Sexy Boy <some french words> Sexy Boy Sexy Boy
23. Its getting near dawn, When lights close their tired eyes. Ill soon be with you my love, To give you my dawn surprise.
24. and when i suck you off not a drop will go to waste it's really not so bad you know once you get past the taste, yeah
25. I was raised in the hood called what the difference The brothers in the hood we Chivalrous So I rest defence on my ligaments Pistol grip pump on my lap, riskin' it
26. Here's something to think about Where would we be now without nasty habits, nasty habits
27. Call you every night and hang up Gonna carve your name in my leg In my leg, oh-oh!
28. na naaaaa, na na na na na na, na na na na na na na(dun digga dun digga dun digga dun dun)
29. When you move right up close to me Thats when I get shakes all over me
30. well now, don't you tell me to smile, you stick around I'll make it worth your while
Step 1: Put your iTunes or equivalent on random.
Step 2: Post some random lines from the first 30 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.
Step 3: Bold the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 4: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!
1. ?????????, Let me tell you ???? for sure, I'm gonna give you what I got, I'm gonna fuck you with my red hot cock
2. no-wa-no-wa-no-wa-no-wa-now it's time for our wrap-up. Let's give it everything we've got. Ready? Begin.
3. Anger he smiles, towering in shiny metallic purple armour, Queen jealousy, envy waits behind him
4. She take my money when I'm in need, yeah she's a trifin' friend indeed
5. This is what you get, this is what you get when you mess with us
6. Fatboy Slim is fucking in heaven, Fatboy Slim is fucking in heaven, Fatboy Slim is fucking in heaven, fucking in fucking in fucking in heaven
7. The drums will shake the castle walls, the Ringwraiths ride in black, ride on
8. You came in late, you already ate, now you wanna take a lunch break? Yo ???? there ain't no need to discuss it, just take this job and shove it right between your buttocks
9. You know that it would be untrue, you know that I would be a liar, if I was to say to you, girl we couldn't get much higher
10. It began in africacacacacaca
11. I like to dream right between my sound machine on a cloud of sound I drift in the night
12. Tonight, I'm gonna have myself a real good time, I feel alive, and the world is turning inside-out
13. Another world, another time. In the age of wonder. Another world, another time. This land was green and good, until the crystal cracked. The power of their source, the crystal. They Crystal.
14. Love me one time I could not speak Love me one time Yeah, my knees got weak
15. got an AK-47 well you know it makes me feel alright, got an uzi by my pillow helps me sleep a little better at night
16. You got red lips snakes in your eyes Long legs great thighs
17. Bird of prey, bird of prey, flying high, flying high, bird of prey, bird of prey, in the summer sky, flying high
18. It takes a backwash man to sing a backwash song like a frying pan when the fire's gone, driving my pig while the bear's taking pictures in the grass
19. your butt is wide, well mine is too, just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
20. it's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time
21. So you want to play rock guitar. alright (alright) the longest journey begins with the first step
22. Sexy Boy Sexy Boy <some french words> Sexy Boy Sexy Boy
23. Its getting near dawn, When lights close their tired eyes. Ill soon be with you my love, To give you my dawn surprise.
24. and when i suck you off not a drop will go to waste it's really not so bad you know once you get past the taste, yeah
25. I was raised in the hood called what the difference The brothers in the hood we Chivalrous So I rest defence on my ligaments Pistol grip pump on my lap, riskin' it
26. Here's something to think about Where would we be now without nasty habits, nasty habits
27. Call you every night and hang up Gonna carve your name in my leg In my leg, oh-oh!
28. na naaaaa, na na na na na na, na na na na na na na(dun digga dun digga dun digga dun dun)
29. When you move right up close to me Thats when I get shakes all over me
30. well now, don't you tell me to smile, you stick around I'll make it worth your while
