Dear  Rokemi

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it when you when you put cuffs on me
at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on your My Little Pony collection. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that I
may pee my pants. I'm returning your nose hair clippers but keeping your virginity as a memory. You should also know that I
am better off without you and you should get that embarrassing rash checked out.

Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore,
~ASSLYNN



I love you, Happy Birthday, beautiful ahahahahahaa




How to do this meme:

Dear (person of your choice,)

I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when you (2)(3) and I saw you(4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) but keeping (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).

(12),
~Your name

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1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey - The Catholic Priest
Brown - The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - my corned beef hash
Red - My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink - You are "My Little Pony" collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - shamed
House- Sterile

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your balls

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Love your sweet, sweet ass
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - I love Oprah
Italy - Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore
Russia - you're new world emperor,

My first convention was fun. Met some really cool people, came across my fair share of a lot the community has to offer. Helped man  Rokemi's table, and that beautiful ball of talent did so awesomely :] It was a lot of hard work and I'm glad I was there to help her, because even though it was small, it was CRAZY.

The con itself seemed a bit small. I got to room with some cool peoples :3  anuvia and  herro! They were really awesome and fun people to hang with. The cabaret was fun (lol), and I gained some cool knowledge, and all of this (as well as some influence from friends) has made me reconsider art again. Its still a big thing, and I'm thinking about it, because inspiration is a REALLY hard thing for me to find. And I'm still thinking about going to school in fall so....

But I am considering getting back into my various hobbies and interests again, since all the past year really has been is work and stress until lately lol.

Well thats it. I'm boring :D Thanks for all the new watches!

...that I have changed my avatar into what my 'sona really feels.

A BLTA Sammich.








Jk I just am way too lazy to draw. Maybe one day. Weeeeee

So Lil Miss Rk helped me with my girl, an now she is purty so now I can draw her a little :D I'm sorry I icky tho. Don't beat me up when you see my arts.

Also I'm sick and poopy. And pics of me modeling RK's fur suit partials spawned on lulz. Nice.

Ok.

Okay so, I guess I should say stuff about me.

My name is Ashlynn. For a long time, my main oc has been Shavian, a fire kitsune (back in the days where I knew nothing of the furry community). I literally used her in almost everything I used to RP in (writing wise). She's a firey-attituded little fox, who likes to stick her nose in where ever it can smell something interesting.

Honestly, Shavian can be a total bitch when provoked. There are times where discretion and class don't always play a role in her actions. Besides those rare-ish times, however, she's a social butterfly that loves people and loves to share. If she has food and she KNOWS you and likes you, she will share her food with you. She will make you food if you are hungry; she will buy you shit if you say you like it (with a provided excuse of course, aka birthdays, holidays, etc.). But most of all, she just cares about the people in her life, and she doesn't want to let them down. you can say she's the typical main protagonist.

As Ashlynn, I am mostly the same. But i'm trying to work on the bitchy stuff. I love the people around me, and I don't hide it. I'm fucking awkward at times and I have the most annoying "HI!" sometimes. I've been noticing it a lot with my new job. Thank you for all the new watches, as well as the warm welcomes. I already quite enjoy everyones' company and arts so far. I don't draw as much as I used to, but I do have a deviant art. Once I learn to do furry art better, I'll post the good'uns.

I love RK (idk how to link her profile, but you all know her anyways >_>), and she's asked me to come to conventions with her if I can. So Expect to see me. JUST SAIYAN.

Okay bye.

I'M NEW TO FA DON'T BEAT ME UP.

I really just made this account to follow my love RK and to maybe perhaps post some measly pieces of blah. We'll see what happens with all of that.

For now, you may call me Shavian, or Sha for short. More of me to come.


See ya, cowboys.