i think I'm going to start wearing a monocle, but with something like a red star etched on it, i dunno....where would you buy those? ......ah who gives a frak, no one reads these anyhow....

Seriously? Why, will minecraft mods refuse to work on my mac, I can use MCpatcher, texture packs, and custom maps, but I cannot, for the life of me, figure out how to set up mods on a mac. I'm not asking my computer for much, big trees mod, mine up, mystic ores, industrial craft, buildcraft, and airship mod, that's all I want, possibly portals++, but still, I've looked through craptons of tutorials, and done probably everything they've said, but the mods refuse to work, as you've probably guessed, I'm getting just a wee bit bored with vanilla MC, and I want to enrich my minecraft experience, I usually build my MC houses in trees, ...cause, ya know, that's what tanukis do, and I thought "wow, koel, you know what would be epic? Building a house in a giant tree, like frakin stoopid huge tree" I was rather convincing, so, I looked about and whatched gamechap mod spotlights for about an hour, downloaded all mods deamed epic, and tried setting them up, all I've gotten so far is a big bucket of frakk-all, either I am technology illiterate (which is likely) or my computer hates me (probably not likely)......I can't think of how to end this mini rant so....I dunno....winged smartcars....or something, peace.

Yeah, so, halloween....freakin epic, mine wasn't boring, we had friends over on the 30th, pumpkin carving, all dat jazz, but the key fun bit to mine was NOT going anywhere halloween night. So, the family and I are at the shoppes, and we're buying stuff for halloween (we recently moved BTW) and we're expecting a frakton of trick or treaters, so we bought a ridiculous amount of candy, seriously, about 10 XL bags from costco, brand name, the good stuff, anywho, so we bought this insane amount of candy, and we go back to the house set up the decorations, and everything. What we THOUGHT would happen is craploads of kids would have their parents drive over here, because its in the middle of no where, and spooky and stuff. So, what happened? Naturally, the complete opposite of what we expected, NO ONE came, I think the closest thing to a trick or treater that was on our property that night was a possum that darted out of some shrubs and into another bale of shrubs whilst I was on watch for trick or treaters. So we called it quits at about 8, I went down to my room (my new room is underneath everyone else, but still aboveground, I believe its a refurbished garage) with about 3 of those candy packs, and gorged myself on that and a case of mostly untouched soda we bought for the guests on the 30th, I stayed up ...like past 4am, playing TF2 and minecraft, and whatching folk on youtube, if there's a day where you'll most likely feel a combination of suger high, sick, and stomach-splitting-in-two full, it would probably be halloween. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on a jog, or bike ride, or something to burn of all of this sugery non-sensical whatnot, bai!

Yeah, I've recently taken up TF2 (I know...little late in the game, huh?) So, if anyone wants to play TF2 with me, send me a note, and ill tell you what my steam profile is.....I'm a bit pairinoid about SOMETHING...but I can't figure out what...which is why I refrained from posting my steam ID on here, soooo, yeah...cool beans, or something

(UPDATE) ok, screw it, I have received NO activity on my Xbox360 ID. So, probably the same will happen with steam, its epic_raccoon, also, if anyone has a max's severed head hat, please trade, I have been looking through every trade server for the past month, and have found abso-frakin-lutely nothing, I don't care if its painted. Other items I'm looking for include but aren't limited to; strange crusader's crossbow, strange force-o-nature, strange backburner, strange degreaser, foster's facade, spine chilling skull, strange tomislav, and a strange sharpened volcano fragment. Spasibo for reading.

Sorry for leavin all you like that...well....anyonr who reads these, btw, I'm very sorry if I said anything stupid, spammed numerious art ideas, stuff like that....I was with a bad group at the time...we used to sniff paint after school....but, 2 got expelled for lighting a few chairs in the library on fire, and one moved to indiania, so...back on track, decent grades...and stuff....still can't draw to save my life though......pretty much what I'm saying is, *puts on aviator shades*
...I'm back, baby! *CSI "yeeeeaaah" goes off*

I was stalking czechin rebels on the border of russia for the past 11 months...so...yeah....had that goin' on...which was nice.....lol....

How would I mod the character of a tamagotchi or other virtual pet? all the same actions and other things, except for the character...I don't know how...help, please...Da?

A= french kisser (lol wut?)
S= damn sexy (well...if its on a meme it must be true)
H= freaking hot (wow...really pouring on the compliments, huh meme?)

V= most amazing kisser EVAR! (its like they're reading my narcisistic little mind)
U= will make you laugh till your sides burst
L=beautiful eyes
P= the best at all sports (if you consider THQ hockey games sports...)
I=everyone's best friend (heh...hehheh...)
K= crazy (...I did accidentlylight my arm on fire one time...so I guess)


Follow these below to figure out yours!

A = French Kisser
B = Good Kisser
C = Will kick your ass
D = Very very easy for people to like you
E = Crazy as hell
F = Loves it hard
G = Can kick your ass
H = Freaking hot
I = Everyone's best friend
J = Hot
K = Crazy
L = Beautiful eyes
M = Very good kisser
N = Cool person
O = Different
P = The best at all sports
Q = An animal lover
R = Beautiful/handsome
S = Damn sexy
T = Easy to fall in love with
U = Will make you laugh till your sides burst
V = Most amazing kisser EVAR!
W = Makes people laugh
X = Never lets people tell you what to do
Y = Can be funny and dumb at the same time
Z = Loved by everyone

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when did the regular show become funny.....its awesome, its got everything anyone wishes cartoon network would release, people randomly dying, explosions, weird kinks, illegal driving, raves, drug and sex references, grinding, and birds with tits!...which count as furries, finally, a show that was based (somewhat) on furries. only thing I don't get is, if cartoon network is going all out to make this as edgy as possible, switch it over to aldult swim, because, (if I'm right) rigby is 17 to 19, and mordacai is "in his 20s" so, instead of the sodas, go out and buy yourself some 6 packs.....don't get me wrong, I like soda, but, cartoon network, instead of refering to it as alchohol when they throw their "parties" you might as well put alchohol in place....its not that much more of a shock if you did....

ok, everyone's pissed at me for some comic idea I threw out to someone when I first started FA....and now 3 people and one that misunderstood a shout are pissed at me, telling me "to not bother me again"...wonderful...ok, for whatever I did, I'm sorry, extremely sorry, I don't try to piss anyone off, I am not a troll.....can I be annoying at some times? yes, but so can everyone, so, once mor, I'm extremely sorry...

OH MAH JEEZUS TIS AWESOMESAUCE!!1!!! heres mahne --> http://myfur.net/profile/Ashvulpik

friend me

Ash

please

COOKIES AND MILK!!!

.....I HAVE SPOKEN!!!

GO TO THIS JOURNAL --> http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2312572/ BECAUSE  kannakin IS STUPID AWESOME!!11!1!!!1!!!!1!!!QQSWDWFER4U5J4O6Y8U5I4OHJ536YG45RT!!!!!11!

right hur --> http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2282329/

ok, I actually found what I was looking for with the silicone....actually I found an entire list! --> http://www.quantumsilicones.com/pag.....ilicone%20Gels now, if anyone knows anywhere I can buy these.....please tell me....on an unrelated note, OSAHMAH IS DEAD! alahuackbarj that bitch! I declare today a national holiday! *throws confetti and blows on streamer*

:update: .....wow....I need to be more observant...you can but it right on the site.....well, I was up till......9 yesterday......I should probably get some sleep...

to find a brain slug hat for catsaith....I'd put your icon name on...but I can't remember it ROFL major fail....anywho, my goal is to find a mold, powdered silicon, instructions on how to melt down powdered silicon, powdered silicon dyes, and some sort of tactile material that will grip hair....so yeah....links for said things would be appreciated...

:update:....uhh....I was testing you....to see if you knew who I meant.....this is the guy I was reffering to... caitsith511 ....he's awesomesauce....

I ADORE owl city.....if you know anyone similiar to him...tell me...please, also, halo 3 and reach is teh pwnage....my xbox name is down in my profile that I am going to update after I post this journal....oh and I've got portal 2 as well...and gears of war 2...and left 4 dead 2....

ok, I think we are all allowed to loathe a piece or certain people of this fandom, well I'm going to be a bit vague in this, as...unfortunately, theres lots of them out there. I HATE, and I mean absolutely HATE, people who draw childrens cartoon porn! anime and manga porn, I can understand (As most of the characters on them are a feather boa or a pair of white too-skinny jeans away from prostitute) but childrens cartoon porn?! seriously you guys? have you ran out of things to fap to? all I know is, when I see finn, raming his tube-stick (tube-stick courtesy of FMJ) into jake's mouth, and the piece title is 'BEEEEST friends' I don't think "ZOMG IMMA GUNNA FAP 2 DIS" I think "uhm.....wow....this is sad really...that this people stoop to this kind of thing..." ITS CREEPY AS SHIT! don't get me wrong I enjoy ...erotic art...particularly :iconchitterchatterotter" 's stuff *murr* but that kind of stuff is just...disturbing, wrong, and hate comment inducing! next time I see anything like that, I will say something.....I will.....

:edit: fail! the title firstoff was "know" XD

YOU THERE, GO HERE --> http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2272386/ .....NOW!

YOU THAR! YES YOU, THE ONE WITH THE HAT, GO HERE.........NOW http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2187414/

:edit: .....ok, even if you don't have a hat....go to said link.....

1. Would you be in control?

2. Would you pull my hair?

3. Would you whisper in my ear?

4. Would you talk dirty to me?

5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?

6. Would you say my name?

7. Would you go down on me?

8. Would you let me give you a hickie?

9. How many rounds would we go?

10. What would you wanna do afterwards?

11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly?

12. Would you lick and bite me all over?

13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?

14. Would you want me to take my time?

15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10?

16. Would you want fast or slow?

17. Where would you wanna "do it"?

18. Would you be loud or quiet?

19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet?

20. Would you mind if i liked you?

21. Do you like me?

22. Would you call me the next day?

23. Would you scratch me?

24. Would you let me scratch you?

25. Would you have to be drunk?

26. Would you date me?

27. Would you do it today?

28. Would you do it tomorrow?

29. Do you think that we would go any further then just sex?

30. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you?

31. Would you make love to me or fuck me?

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YOU JUST WOKE UP NAKED IN MY TEMPERPEDIC BED, NEXT TO ME...... Who is also nude....
using only 3 words, what would you say to me??
Note: If you comment, please copy and paste this as your journal, so I may comment on yours as well. Be a good sport.

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HOLY JESUS FREE STUFF HERE --> http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2206662/

SNAPALOPE!!! do you not know what a snapalope is? well, I found a short video of them loitering about in their natural habitat right here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVmWMl4z4gc
now, this is a very elusive creature, mostly because at the twitch of an unsuspecting store clerk, they will run as if satan himself and a horde of around 6,000 zombies are sprinting after it. now since PETSF boycott, spammed and eventually hacked and shut down the SHAA (snapalope hunting assosiation of america) website, theres not many entries on the snapalope...making it even more difficult to track and hunt. I, however, will try to revive the snapalope hunting fade, mostly because of over population, without the SHAA website to aid us in ninja tackling and eating the still living snapalope, we can't find or hunt them, all the gas stations and wal-marts overpopulate with them, so they migrate to different locations, crossing streets by the hundreds, causing cars to lose traction on there meaty plastic incased carcasses, resulting in mass traffic pile-ups. so, SHAA, make another hunting website, and everyone reading this, grab a pellet gun and take to the gas stations! We'll hunt these things back down to the kinda decent population list, go fourth, AND HUNT THE SNAPALOPE!!! also.....I was spraypainting a mural without a mask....so kinda high..if you can't tell.

.....so, today was a particullarly entertaining school day. started off like any other, my dad rolling a trash can full of BBs down the hall to wake my brother and I (He was the Drill instructor's assistant back in his war days) got dressed, shotguned some espresso, got on the bus, and went to my school. It wasn't till the middle of the day that the interesting stuff happened, I've got an elective where acouple of 7 through 10th graders and I go and pick up some plastic bottles and get to walk out to where ever we want for lunch, needless to say, It's pretty damn awesome. Anywho, we're walking to A place called smash burger, And 5 good friends, brian, Izaia, ethan, J.J, Quinton and I buy some noms. typical stuff, burger, fries and whatnot. For no reason, Izaia and ethan start talking about taking turns looking, and quinton starts twitching...I guess its some sort of nervous twitch..I start concentrating on my food, (which is stupid good BTW) and then I hear someone say, "ok cole its your turn to look" I look around confused, look at ethan, and he points behind me at the counter, and standing at that counter are 5 smoking girls in volleyball uniforms, *plays harp* I have to say, they where extremely attractive, I actually think that twitching was quinton attempting to hand off. They leave, I go get a refill, and we leave. but OH NO, we still haven't gotten to the best part. so we're walkin back to the school, and we stop at this corner to wait to cross, and this convertible pulls up with 6 stupidly sexy girls, all in swimsuits, 1 guy in the back, with his arms around 4 girls, making out with 1, anyway, they pull up and J.J and Izaia and I are like "uhh..hi" the girls wave, but then brian strobel (very jockish, could pass for 22, easy) says "hey ladies!" and they yell "Hi there!"It scares the guy in the back into swerving his head to the side which hits the one on his right. All in all, A great day....I still can't believe they waved at me, today was a good day.

HEY!!!! YES YOU!! THE ONE WITH THE HAT!!!! SOLSTICE IS HAVIN A CONTEST!!!! CHECK MY WATCHED LIST AND CLICK  CTN_0452-9 AND SIGN UP FOR THE CONTEST!!!! DO IT KNOW!!!! WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS?!?!?!? GOOOOOO NOW!!!!