MFF Meme
Posted 14 years agoBecause time draws nigh. Snagged this from
maximus-ursus
So here we go!
Where are you staying?
At the Hyatt (con hotel)
What day are you getting there?
Friday afternoon.
Who will you be with?
neonoae (we're rooming together)
Who will you hang out with during the convention?
neonoae of course, you'll see us together all the time <3
Also we're gonna hang out with
xids and I hope to meet
maximus-ursus and
tiptoe
Are there any panels you might be attending?
Since I don't know what panels there're gonna be, I really can't say. Though I'll most likely be dragged to a TF panel XD
Are you attending any stage or public performances?
I intend to.
Will you be suiting?
I don't have a suit (but I sure would want one)
Which suit(s) will you be bringing?
N/A
Do you do free art?
If I were an artist, maybe. ^.^
You can try and ask me for a free story ;-D
Do you do trades?
Maybe with stories :-D
Do you do badges?
No, I buy them.
Do you do commissions?
I'm open for negotiations if someone likes my writing style.
What are your limits to drawing?
The second after I've picked up a pencil, I reach my limit.
What is your gender?
Male and proud of it.
How old are you?
25 at the time of the con. (But not for another 6 days.)
How tall are you?
6 1/2 inch.... errr, I mean: 6'3"
Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
Taken by
neonoae and therefore not looking.
Can I talk to you?
If you speak either English or German, I don't see why not.
Can I touch you?
Depends on who you are, what your intentions are and where you want to touch me ^.^
How can I find you?
Just keep an eye open for my badges. Or for
neonoae ;-P
If it helps: dark blond, tall, glasses and a goatee.
Can I visit your room?
Only if you're invited.
Can I buy you drinks?
Of course, I'd never say no to that!
Can I give you stuff?
Depends on what stuff. I reserve the right to give it back if I don't like it XD
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
If you've introduced yourself first AND do not reek, then you can hug me.
Snuggle, maybe.
Are you nice?
I am, even though I sometimes don't look like it. So don't be taken aback if I appear grumpy, most of the time I am not ^.^
How long are you going?
Friday to Sunday.
Do you have an artist table?
Oh gawdz, no!
Do you have prints/CDs?
I wish.
Will you have art in the Art Show? General or Adult sections?
I... wish.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Surprise-tackle me from behind!!!
No. But calling out either my name or "Sexy tiger!" should do the trick, I listen to both.
If you really feel like you should get physical, poke me ;-p
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Running around the con and the hotel.
What/where will you be eating?
Life would be so much easier if I'd always knew that beforehand. *sigh*
Feel free to suggest something when you meet me at lunch or dinner time
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
If we ask you to come along, yes. Your chances for that are higher if you have your own car and give us a ride ;-D
Can I look in your sketchbook?
Okay, why not. That reminds me, I should buy one.
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Ummm... depends on what you want to draw.
Can I take your picture?
No, give it back, that's mine! >.<
Oh, I mean... sure, always.
I'm not picture-shy as opposed to many other people I know :-D
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Be with
neonoae
And to have fun!
maximus-ursusSo here we go!
Where are you staying?
At the Hyatt (con hotel)
What day are you getting there?
Friday afternoon.
Who will you be with?
neonoae (we're rooming together)Who will you hang out with during the convention?
neonoae of course, you'll see us together all the time <3Also we're gonna hang out with
xids and I hope to meet
maximus-ursus and
tiptoeAre there any panels you might be attending?
Since I don't know what panels there're gonna be, I really can't say. Though I'll most likely be dragged to a TF panel XD
Are you attending any stage or public performances?
I intend to.
Will you be suiting?
I don't have a suit (but I sure would want one)
Which suit(s) will you be bringing?
N/A
Do you do free art?
If I were an artist, maybe. ^.^
You can try and ask me for a free story ;-D
Do you do trades?
Maybe with stories :-D
Do you do badges?
No, I buy them.
Do you do commissions?
I'm open for negotiations if someone likes my writing style.
What are your limits to drawing?
The second after I've picked up a pencil, I reach my limit.
What is your gender?
Male and proud of it.
How old are you?
25 at the time of the con. (But not for another 6 days.)
How tall are you?
6 1/2 inch.... errr, I mean: 6'3"
Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
Taken by
neonoae and therefore not looking.Can I talk to you?
If you speak either English or German, I don't see why not.
Can I touch you?
Depends on who you are, what your intentions are and where you want to touch me ^.^
How can I find you?
Just keep an eye open for my badges. Or for
neonoae ;-PIf it helps: dark blond, tall, glasses and a goatee.
Can I visit your room?
Only if you're invited.
Can I buy you drinks?
Of course, I'd never say no to that!
Can I give you stuff?
Depends on what stuff. I reserve the right to give it back if I don't like it XD
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
If you've introduced yourself first AND do not reek, then you can hug me.
Snuggle, maybe.
Are you nice?
I am, even though I sometimes don't look like it. So don't be taken aback if I appear grumpy, most of the time I am not ^.^
How long are you going?
Friday to Sunday.
Do you have an artist table?
Oh gawdz, no!
Do you have prints/CDs?
I wish.
Will you have art in the Art Show? General or Adult sections?
I... wish.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Surprise-tackle me from behind!!!
No. But calling out either my name or "Sexy tiger!" should do the trick, I listen to both.
If you really feel like you should get physical, poke me ;-p
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Running around the con and the hotel.
What/where will you be eating?
Life would be so much easier if I'd always knew that beforehand. *sigh*
Feel free to suggest something when you meet me at lunch or dinner time
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
If we ask you to come along, yes. Your chances for that are higher if you have your own car and give us a ride ;-D
Can I look in your sketchbook?
Okay, why not. That reminds me, I should buy one.
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Ummm... depends on what you want to draw.
Can I take your picture?
No, give it back, that's mine! >.<
Oh, I mean... sure, always.
I'm not picture-shy as opposed to many other people I know :-D
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Be with
neonoaeAnd to have fun!
Getting closer but still too far away
Posted 14 years agoIt's only a month now til I fly out to California for 5 days and then to Chicago for MFF and I'm so excited already!
I wish time would go by faster x.x
Btw, can male tigers go into heat as well? Because I think I am XD
I wish time would go by faster x.x
Btw, can male tigers go into heat as well? Because I think I am XD
Good stuff!
Posted 14 years agoWhen I came online today, there were 9 new submissions and 23 new journals waiting for me to read, I was like "WTF" for a moment.
(And yes, to me, that's much, because I keep up to date on my unread journals/submissions and I only watch like 250 people, not 5000 like many others out there :-P)
And then it hit me: those must've been about the new FA banner!
Turns out I was right.
I just love the new banner just for that: the effect it has on FA users ^.^
I mean, there are so many people out there who make serious business out of a simple banner in the upper left corner that's gonna stay there for maybe two weeks, one month max and it's not even a bright pink, flashy one that screams in your face.... it's barely noticeable!
But this MLP show has achieved to divide most of the fandom into either groupies or haters. Neutral people (like me) seem to be the exception.
And this new banner is actually funny, because it caters to both sides... it's not really offensive to either side. (Unless you have a very big stick up your bum, of course.)
Just live and let live, alright? It'll be gone soon, just like Fat Bunny Week
But thanks for the entertaining journals about loving or hating it... you guys really seem to have issues! ^.^
(And yes, to me, that's much, because I keep up to date on my unread journals/submissions and I only watch like 250 people, not 5000 like many others out there :-P)
And then it hit me: those must've been about the new FA banner!
Turns out I was right.
I just love the new banner just for that: the effect it has on FA users ^.^
I mean, there are so many people out there who make serious business out of a simple banner in the upper left corner that's gonna stay there for maybe two weeks, one month max and it's not even a bright pink, flashy one that screams in your face.... it's barely noticeable!
But this MLP show has achieved to divide most of the fandom into either groupies or haters. Neutral people (like me) seem to be the exception.
And this new banner is actually funny, because it caters to both sides... it's not really offensive to either side. (Unless you have a very big stick up your bum, of course.)
Just live and let live, alright? It'll be gone soon, just like Fat Bunny Week
But thanks for the entertaining journals about loving or hating it... you guys really seem to have issues! ^.^
Why I am lucky / Status update
Posted 14 years agoWell, three days ago, on August 12th,
neonoae and I had kind of an anniversary: on that day last year I posted "Lust & Passion" (http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4302532/) on FA and well... you know how things developed after that, even though we weren't officially together yet back then ^.^
This year, my lovely hybrid surprised me with the pic "Love and Happiness" (http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6307700/), which in my eyes is the logical continuation of Lust & Passion :-3
Yeah, our real anniversary is coming closer and looking back on that past year I can honestly say I don't regret anything.
When we agreed to start a long-distance relationship we both knew it would be difficult and tough at times, but thanks to modern technologies internet and webcams, it was bearable.
We just fit and make each other happy, even other people noted that.
So I am more than happy to announce that people will finally be able to experience both of us in person at the same time, because I'm going to MFF in November this year and so is Noa. We will both meet for the first time and are very excited about it. ^.^
(In fact, I wish it would be November already... it's not like I'm missing out on any summer weather x.x)
And while we of course want to enjoy each other as much as possible while there, of course it would also be nice to meet some of you other great furs out there
So far on the personal news, now to business:
I am aware that it has been months since the second chapter of the Singari Civil War.
Yes, progress is slow, but I have not forgotten about or abandoned it. The translation of chapter 3 is almost completed and will soon be uploaded, translation work on chapter 4 will start immediately after that.
Don't worry to all you readers, Turi's adventure will continue. ;-D
neonoae and I had kind of an anniversary: on that day last year I posted "Lust & Passion" (http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4302532/) on FA and well... you know how things developed after that, even though we weren't officially together yet back then ^.^This year, my lovely hybrid surprised me with the pic "Love and Happiness" (http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6307700/), which in my eyes is the logical continuation of Lust & Passion :-3
Yeah, our real anniversary is coming closer and looking back on that past year I can honestly say I don't regret anything.
When we agreed to start a long-distance relationship we both knew it would be difficult and tough at times, but thanks to modern technologies internet and webcams, it was bearable.
We just fit and make each other happy, even other people noted that.
So I am more than happy to announce that people will finally be able to experience both of us in person at the same time, because I'm going to MFF in November this year and so is Noa. We will both meet for the first time and are very excited about it. ^.^
(In fact, I wish it would be November already... it's not like I'm missing out on any summer weather x.x)
And while we of course want to enjoy each other as much as possible while there, of course it would also be nice to meet some of you other great furs out there
So far on the personal news, now to business:
I am aware that it has been months since the second chapter of the Singari Civil War.
Yes, progress is slow, but I have not forgotten about or abandoned it. The translation of chapter 3 is almost completed and will soon be uploaded, translation work on chapter 4 will start immediately after that.
Don't worry to all you readers, Turi's adventure will continue. ;-D
Personality test
Posted 14 years agoSnagged from
tooninsoon
Test can be done here: http://www.signalpatterns.com/psych_central/
Unflappable
You are not a slave to your emotions. It takes a lot to upset or unnerve you. That's why you're a good person to have around in a crisis.
You don't let it all hang out, which means that those around you often don't know the pressures you're under or what you're going through. You're not the kind of person people run from in a crisis.
Original
You are constantly coming up with new ideas. For you, the world as it exists is just a jumping-off place; what's going on inside your mind is often more interesting than what's going on outside.
You don't feel that the road to success is to be a realist and stick to the program; you never stop yourself from coming up with new ideas or telling the world what you're thinking about.
Cautious
You very rarely make a move without first considering the pros and cons and, therefore, rarely do anything foolish or extravagant.
You are not rash; you almost never act before you think and, therefore, rarely end up doing things you later regret.
Prudent
You look before you leap, think before you act, consider what you're about to say before you open your mouth to speak; that's why you rarely have to eat your words.
You usually don't get excited easily or blurt out the first thing that comes to mind without considering the consequences.
Aesthetic
You appreciate art, beauty, and design; you know that they are not superficial but absolutely crucial to living the good life. You have good taste, and you're proud of it. Those with a high score on the "aesthetic" trait are often employed in literary or artistic professions, enjoy domestic activities — doing things around the house — and are enthusiastic about the arts, reading, and travel.
You don't think it's pretentious to be moved by art and beauty. You're not one of those who believe it doesn't matter what something looks like as long as it does its job.
Intellectual
You are thoughtful, rational, and comfortable in the world of ideas. People find you interesting to talk to. You're the living embodiment of the saying "You learn something new every day." In general, those with a high score on the "intellectual" trait are employed in such fields as teaching and research, and are enthusiastic about reading, foreign films, and classical music.
You do not avoid abstract conversation, experimenting with new ideas, or studying new things. It bores you to stick to the straight and narrow of what you already know.
Cooperative
You enjoy teamwork, play well with others, and prefer getting along to winning.
You're not compelled to win every contest nor to be right all the time.
Optimistic
You are a "glass half-full" kind of person, always on the lookout for the silver lining. Your happiness is contagious, which is why others like to be around you.
You do not feel that the world is an intrinsically depressing place; you are not the kind of "realist" who thinks that only fools find joy in life.
Introspective
You like your own company; you're a very interesting person. Tracking your own mental processes, knowing what you're thinking and why you do what you do, is important to you. Often, what's going on in your mind is more compelling than what's going on outside. For the most part, those with a high score on the "introspective" trait enjoy reading, taking long walks, learning new things, and other solitary activities.
You are not someone who is constantly looking to be among a group of friends; you never feel bored when you are by yourself.
Creative
You are good at solving problems, coming up with original ideas, and seeing connections between things, connections that most other people miss. People with a high score on the "creative" trait often are employed in such fields as finance and scientific research, and enjoy avant garde and classical music as well as literary fiction and scholarly non-fiction.
You do not shun abstractions and concepts in favor of the concrete and tangible.
tooninsoonTest can be done here: http://www.signalpatterns.com/psych_central/
Unflappable
You are not a slave to your emotions. It takes a lot to upset or unnerve you. That's why you're a good person to have around in a crisis.
You don't let it all hang out, which means that those around you often don't know the pressures you're under or what you're going through. You're not the kind of person people run from in a crisis.
Original
You are constantly coming up with new ideas. For you, the world as it exists is just a jumping-off place; what's going on inside your mind is often more interesting than what's going on outside.
You don't feel that the road to success is to be a realist and stick to the program; you never stop yourself from coming up with new ideas or telling the world what you're thinking about.
Cautious
You very rarely make a move without first considering the pros and cons and, therefore, rarely do anything foolish or extravagant.
You are not rash; you almost never act before you think and, therefore, rarely end up doing things you later regret.
Prudent
You look before you leap, think before you act, consider what you're about to say before you open your mouth to speak; that's why you rarely have to eat your words.
You usually don't get excited easily or blurt out the first thing that comes to mind without considering the consequences.
Aesthetic
You appreciate art, beauty, and design; you know that they are not superficial but absolutely crucial to living the good life. You have good taste, and you're proud of it. Those with a high score on the "aesthetic" trait are often employed in literary or artistic professions, enjoy domestic activities — doing things around the house — and are enthusiastic about the arts, reading, and travel.
You don't think it's pretentious to be moved by art and beauty. You're not one of those who believe it doesn't matter what something looks like as long as it does its job.
Intellectual
You are thoughtful, rational, and comfortable in the world of ideas. People find you interesting to talk to. You're the living embodiment of the saying "You learn something new every day." In general, those with a high score on the "intellectual" trait are employed in such fields as teaching and research, and are enthusiastic about reading, foreign films, and classical music.
You do not avoid abstract conversation, experimenting with new ideas, or studying new things. It bores you to stick to the straight and narrow of what you already know.
Cooperative
You enjoy teamwork, play well with others, and prefer getting along to winning.
You're not compelled to win every contest nor to be right all the time.
Optimistic
You are a "glass half-full" kind of person, always on the lookout for the silver lining. Your happiness is contagious, which is why others like to be around you.
You do not feel that the world is an intrinsically depressing place; you are not the kind of "realist" who thinks that only fools find joy in life.
Introspective
You like your own company; you're a very interesting person. Tracking your own mental processes, knowing what you're thinking and why you do what you do, is important to you. Often, what's going on in your mind is more compelling than what's going on outside. For the most part, those with a high score on the "introspective" trait enjoy reading, taking long walks, learning new things, and other solitary activities.
You are not someone who is constantly looking to be among a group of friends; you never feel bored when you are by yourself.
Creative
You are good at solving problems, coming up with original ideas, and seeing connections between things, connections that most other people miss. People with a high score on the "creative" trait often are employed in such fields as finance and scientific research, and enjoy avant garde and classical music as well as literary fiction and scholarly non-fiction.
You do not shun abstractions and concepts in favor of the concrete and tangible.
Left 4 Dead
Posted 14 years agoJust making a survey... is anyone playing Left 4 Dead 1+2?
Because we could play together sometime ^.^
Because we could play together sometime ^.^
Spiders, fucking spiders!
Posted 14 years agoI hate spiders! >.<
'nuff said.
'nuff said.
Did you know?
Posted 14 years agoToday's World Kiss Day!
So go and smooch your loved ones ^.^
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intern.....al_Kissing_Day
So go and smooch your loved ones ^.^
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intern.....al_Kissing_Day
In case you were wondering...
Posted 14 years ago... the world still exists.
There are no reports from Asia or Australia, and everything's calm here in Europe.
No big "Rupture" or anything.
You can enjoy the day/evening.
Have fun! ^.^
There are no reports from Asia or Australia, and everything's calm here in Europe.
No big "Rupture" or anything.
You can enjoy the day/evening.
Have fun! ^.^
I'm a tiger, but...
Posted 14 years ago...how else should I be, based on my behavior and actions and your thoughts of how you know me?
(Snatched this from... oh well, various people... since everybody seems to be doing it)
Actually, when I first found out about the Furry Fandom, I started as a wolf because they have always fascinated me, but when I became more active in the fandom, I switched to tiger.
Why? Because they're beautiful, strong animals and the biggest of the big cats! =^.^=
Also, my personality is probably closer to that of a tiger then a wolf... tigers are loners, wolves are pack animals. I'm not very social, I'm lazy all day (except when I go on the hunt... wait, what?) and I have a strong will/am very stubborn.
Interestingly enough, in high school someone gave me the nickname "meerkat"... I have no idea why XD
Copy and paste this into your own journal with the headline "I'm a _____, but..." to see what people would say of you.
(Snatched this from... oh well, various people... since everybody seems to be doing it)
Actually, when I first found out about the Furry Fandom, I started as a wolf because they have always fascinated me, but when I became more active in the fandom, I switched to tiger.
Why? Because they're beautiful, strong animals and the biggest of the big cats! =^.^=
Also, my personality is probably closer to that of a tiger then a wolf... tigers are loners, wolves are pack animals. I'm not very social, I'm lazy all day (except when I go on the hunt... wait, what?) and I have a strong will/am very stubborn.
Interestingly enough, in high school someone gave me the nickname "meerkat"... I have no idea why XD
Copy and paste this into your own journal with the headline "I'm a _____, but..." to see what people would say of you.
Fursona Name Meme
Posted 14 years agoStolen from
nievelion
Why? Because memes are fun! =^.^=
A = French Kisser
S = Damn sexy
Y = Can be funny and dumb at the same time
R = Beautiful/handsome
Now do the same thing with your fursona and find yours.
A = French Kisser
B = Good Kisser
C = Will kick your ass
D = Very very easy for people to like you
E = Crazy as hell
F = Loves it hard
G = Can kick your ass
H = Freaking hot
I = Everyone's best friend
J = Hot
K = Crazy
L = Beautiful eyes
M = Very good kisser
N = Cool person
O = Different
P = The best at all sports
Q = An animal lover
R = Beautiful/handsome
S = Damn sexy
T = Easy to fall in love with
U = Will make you laugh till your sides burst
V = Most amazing kisser EVAR!
W = Makes people laugh
X = Never lets people tell you what to do
Y = Can be funny and dumb at the same time
Z = Loved by everyone
nievelionWhy? Because memes are fun! =^.^=
A = French Kisser
S = Damn sexy
Y = Can be funny and dumb at the same time
R = Beautiful/handsome
Now do the same thing with your fursona and find yours.
A = French Kisser
B = Good Kisser
C = Will kick your ass
D = Very very easy for people to like you
E = Crazy as hell
F = Loves it hard
G = Can kick your ass
H = Freaking hot
I = Everyone's best friend
J = Hot
K = Crazy
L = Beautiful eyes
M = Very good kisser
N = Cool person
O = Different
P = The best at all sports
Q = An animal lover
R = Beautiful/handsome
S = Damn sexy
T = Easy to fall in love with
U = Will make you laugh till your sides burst
V = Most amazing kisser EVAR!
W = Makes people laugh
X = Never lets people tell you what to do
Y = Can be funny and dumb at the same time
Z = Loved by everyone
I wouldn't celebrate yet... (Warning: political comment!)
Posted 14 years agoWell, the first thing that hit me when I visited FA this morning was the surprisingly high number of journals about Osama Bin Laden's death.
Something I would not have expected on a furry website.
So of course I took a look at some of the news websites and confirmed the journal entries:
Yes, apparently Osama was killed yesterday.
While I understand that many people celebrate his death now - another "face of evil" gone now, after all -
I do wonder if people truly understand that this doesn't mean that something's going to change now.
Al-Qaeda is a decentralized organisation. Bin Laden's death won't put an end to any plots they are scheming or executing right now.
It probably won't break them up either. They now have a martyr that died for their cause and might inspire others to continue fighting.
Remember this whenever the topic comes up again during the next days.
And I won't adress the conspiracy theorists that say it wasn't Osama who's been killed.
Even though they actually do have ONE valid point this time.
Something I would not have expected on a furry website.
So of course I took a look at some of the news websites and confirmed the journal entries:
Yes, apparently Osama was killed yesterday.
While I understand that many people celebrate his death now - another "face of evil" gone now, after all -
I do wonder if people truly understand that this doesn't mean that something's going to change now.
Al-Qaeda is a decentralized organisation. Bin Laden's death won't put an end to any plots they are scheming or executing right now.
It probably won't break them up either. They now have a martyr that died for their cause and might inspire others to continue fighting.
Remember this whenever the topic comes up again during the next days.
And I won't adress the conspiracy theorists that say it wasn't Osama who's been killed.
Even though they actually do have ONE valid point this time.
Easter Bunny licks my eggs
Posted 14 years agoYou know what I find interesting?
DICK!
That journals and submissions that include the words penis, anal, sex, blow and/or balls get way more clicks, faves and comments than journals and submissions that don't.
PENIS!
Anyway, Happy Easter to you all, whether you do or do not believe in something!
It's still a holiday! :-D
COCK!
DICK!
That journals and submissions that include the words penis, anal, sex, blow and/or balls get way more clicks, faves and comments than journals and submissions that don't.
PENIS!
Anyway, Happy Easter to you all, whether you do or do not believe in something!
It's still a holiday! :-D
COCK!
Penis meme
Posted 14 years agoI snagged this from
nievelion. If this kind of stuff is not your cup of tea, don't read it. ^.^
DO NOT look under this if you're offended by TMI memes
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1) How big is your penis?
16 cm / 6.2 inches when fully erect
2) How thick is your penis?
Never measured that.
3) Do you have foreskin?
Yup, fully uncut.
4) Does it Curve or is it straight?
It's very straight, which is kinda ironic XD
5) If it curves which way?
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6) Does it grow hair?
Wait, on the penis itself? No. Other than that: lots of pubic hair down at the base.
7) Do you shave yours?
No, I'm not fond of that.
8) Do your balls sag or are they tight?
Depends on the room temperature ^.^
I'd say they sag a lil.
9) Have you ever pierced it?
Heaven forbid, no! I'd never do that! x.x
10) If so with what?
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11) What kind of underwear do you usually keep it in?
Mostly boxers.
12) Has it ever touched another penis?
Yes it has.
13) Does your penis have an Penis Boyfriend?
WTH is a penis boyfriend??
Okay, the way is understand it... yes it has.
14) Does your penis have a name?
My car has a name, my computer has a name... but I have not yet named my penis.
Maybe I should let my bf do that, if at all XD
15) Have you posted pictures or video of your penis on the web?
Posted? No. Shared? Yes. But only to a few special people.
16) Have you had art done of your furry character with its penis showing?
Not yet, but there's a WIP =^.^=
nievelion. If this kind of stuff is not your cup of tea, don't read it. ^.^DO NOT look under this if you're offended by TMI memes
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1) How big is your penis?
16 cm / 6.2 inches when fully erect
2) How thick is your penis?
Never measured that.
3) Do you have foreskin?
Yup, fully uncut.
4) Does it Curve or is it straight?
It's very straight, which is kinda ironic XD
5) If it curves which way?
/
6) Does it grow hair?
Wait, on the penis itself? No. Other than that: lots of pubic hair down at the base.
7) Do you shave yours?
No, I'm not fond of that.
8) Do your balls sag or are they tight?
Depends on the room temperature ^.^
I'd say they sag a lil.
9) Have you ever pierced it?
Heaven forbid, no! I'd never do that! x.x
10) If so with what?
/
11) What kind of underwear do you usually keep it in?
Mostly boxers.
12) Has it ever touched another penis?
Yes it has.
13) Does your penis have an Penis Boyfriend?
WTH is a penis boyfriend??
Okay, the way is understand it... yes it has.
14) Does your penis have a name?
My car has a name, my computer has a name... but I have not yet named my penis.
Maybe I should let my bf do that, if at all XD
15) Have you posted pictures or video of your penis on the web?
Posted? No. Shared? Yes. But only to a few special people.
16) Have you had art done of your furry character with its penis showing?
Not yet, but there's a WIP =^.^=
I WILL KILL YOU!!
Posted 14 years agoOr even do something worse if you don't check out Shepherdwolf's latest story that I commissioned from him... in late 2008 XD
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5527775
It has hot male-on-male action with big buff tigers and small buff hyenas, it features assassins, leather and mild bondage, paw play and other kinky but very sexy stuff!
Read it, comment on it, and watch him because he is an awesome writer!
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5527775
It has hot male-on-male action with big buff tigers and small buff hyenas, it features assassins, leather and mild bondage, paw play and other kinky but very sexy stuff!
Read it, comment on it, and watch him because he is an awesome writer!
Time is running out...
Posted 14 years ago...if you want to get married on one of those "special dates".
11/11/11 and 12/12/12 are your last chances, there won't be any dates like this for a long time after 2012!
Personally, I don't really care... I'd probably prefer getting married in Summer anyway, because of the weather XD
Though I think that getting married on a Friday the 13th would be quite nice :-P
11/11/11 and 12/12/12 are your last chances, there won't be any dates like this for a long time after 2012!
Personally, I don't really care... I'd probably prefer getting married in Summer anyway, because of the weather XD
Though I think that getting married on a Friday the 13th would be quite nice :-P
Sex meme [Asyr/Dieter]
Posted 14 years agoSaw it on
crocdragon89's journal and decided to do it too. XD
THIS TIME I actually went with one of my characters to the very end, so the tiger answering these questions is Dieter, Asyr's "story alter ego":
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
My friends list is very empty, I keep track of them through other means.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Whenever I'm in the mood and have the time and the partner for it.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Right side.
4. Do you masturbate?
Of course.
5. How often? Lately?
Whenever I'm in the mood and have the time.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, but I should probably consider that... I bet I'd make some money from it.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Oh yeah, good times... though I had to pay for the hotel's shower curtain after that...
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Of course! Seriously, who doesn't?
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I'm flexible, but I sure don't mind 'em passive!
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
See question #1
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
See question #1
13. would you choose money or love?
It's all about the money. Though lately, that has changed... I appreciate love a lot more now.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Hey, I'm just an ordinary guy, I don't do anything kinky...
*blushes and moves on to the next question*
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Hell yeah!
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Ohhh, let me think... the toilet of an airplane certainly doesn't count as romantic, does it? Hmmm... I'd say Paris.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Interestingly enough not the airplane toilet! No, in my opinion, it was the broom closet at the Vienna Opera Ball (don't ask).
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yeah, but I'd rather not talk about it...
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Oh, there is this great gay strip club in Hamburg...
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Does a hotel bar count? Otherwise, no.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nooooo, not yet...
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Yeah, quite a few times, even though I wasn't looking to be picked up.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Duh! Of course!
24. What's your sexuality?
Straight. Nah, kidding. Straight gay. =^.^=
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No, but that might be interesting!
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Lots of bathrooms...
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Ummm, no... that would be... quite impossible, let's just leave it at that.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yeah, once or twice. Didn't buy anything, though...
What? I'm honest here!
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Oh... see #28
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Nope.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
0
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
I hope not, but I can't rule it out for certain...
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Nope.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Once. Didn't really like it.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Of course it does!
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Missionary and sixty-nine.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Uuuhh.... screwing?
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Oh boy, I do have fantasized about it a lot!
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
I hope everyone who reads this. Especially certain woligers, lions and dragons
crocdragon89's journal and decided to do it too. XDTHIS TIME I actually went with one of my characters to the very end, so the tiger answering these questions is Dieter, Asyr's "story alter ego":
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
My friends list is very empty, I keep track of them through other means.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Whenever I'm in the mood and have the time and the partner for it.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Right side.
4. Do you masturbate?
Of course.
5. How often? Lately?
Whenever I'm in the mood and have the time.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, but I should probably consider that... I bet I'd make some money from it.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Oh yeah, good times... though I had to pay for the hotel's shower curtain after that...
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Of course! Seriously, who doesn't?
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I'm flexible, but I sure don't mind 'em passive!
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
See question #1
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
See question #1
13. would you choose money or love?
It's all about the money. Though lately, that has changed... I appreciate love a lot more now.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Hey, I'm just an ordinary guy, I don't do anything kinky...
*blushes and moves on to the next question*
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Hell yeah!
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Ohhh, let me think... the toilet of an airplane certainly doesn't count as romantic, does it? Hmmm... I'd say Paris.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Interestingly enough not the airplane toilet! No, in my opinion, it was the broom closet at the Vienna Opera Ball (don't ask).
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yeah, but I'd rather not talk about it...
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Oh, there is this great gay strip club in Hamburg...
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Does a hotel bar count? Otherwise, no.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nooooo, not yet...
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Yeah, quite a few times, even though I wasn't looking to be picked up.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Duh! Of course!
24. What's your sexuality?
Straight. Nah, kidding. Straight gay. =^.^=
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No, but that might be interesting!
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Lots of bathrooms...
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Ummm, no... that would be... quite impossible, let's just leave it at that.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yeah, once or twice. Didn't buy anything, though...
What? I'm honest here!
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Oh... see #28
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Nope.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
0
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
I hope not, but I can't rule it out for certain...
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Nope.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Once. Didn't really like it.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Of course it does!
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Missionary and sixty-nine.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Uuuhh.... screwing?
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Oh boy, I do have fantasized about it a lot!
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
I hope everyone who reads this. Especially certain woligers, lions and dragons
Grrrr....
Posted 14 years agoI hate the cold! I want summer!
Or to live in California!
Seriously, what's so great about winter?
Or to live in California!
Seriously, what's so great about winter?
Asyr's Quiz
Posted 14 years agoOkay, I'm doing this because I was tagged... and even though it says that my OC gotta answer these questions... well, I'm going with Asyr since he's basically me, personality-wise ^.^
Rules:
1. You must choose only ONE of your OCs. Do it again if you wanna use another OC.
2. Your OC must answer every question as truthfully as possible.
3. Title the journal as "OC's Quiz (your OC's name. Example: Kaiser's Quiz)".
4. When you're done, tag as many people as you want.
5. Have fun!
OC: "Hi there! Just decided to do this quiz after seeing a lot of people having a go at it."
1. Hi! What's your real name and nickname?
Just Asyr. Though I've also been called "Toyger" by a certain someone, which is a very clever stealth pun
2. Interesting...What's your current age?
24
3. Uh huh. What's your favorite food?
STEAK!
4. And your favorite drinks?
COKE! And no Zero or Light crap... I need the sugar!
5. Confession time! Who's your crush/lover?
neonoae of course! <3
6. Aww! Have you two kissed yet?
Yup
7. Classic question! What's your favourite color?
Black.
8. Who's your favorite author?
There are many great authors out there: Wolfgang Hohlbein, Frank Schätzing, JK Rowling, Dan Brown, Kyell Gold, myself, JRR Tolkien (though he's actually the only one in this list who's deceased)... it's hard to pick a favorite.
9. Now what's your biggest fear?
To be all alone and by myself, without a shoulder to cry on.
10. Who's your hero?
Indiana Jones =^.^=
11. OK, who is your worst enemy?
My own laziness
12. What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together?
Ummm.... oy, unimaginable!
13. Interesting...What would you do if you met your creator?
I actually meet him every time I visit my parents, he's my dad after all O.o
14. Now, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Well, being the star in a popular US sitcom and being a famous author will probably never happen, so I'll just settle for a nice office job that gives me enough time to write and be with my sweetie.
15. What's your worst nightmare?
Standing naked in the high school cafeteria with a phone down ... "there"....
No wait, that's someone else's nightmare. Mine is about a T-rex hunting me ever since I saw Jurassic Park 16 years ago.
16. What's your lifelong dream?
I kinda covered that already under point 14.
17. What would you do if your lifelong dream came true?
OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHSQUEEEEEEEEEEE! *bounces happily up and down*
18. OK, where's your favorite place to relax?
At home on my couch or even better in front of my computer, videochatting with my bf or playing some games.
19. Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing?
Sitting in front of my computer, videochatting with my bf or playing some games.
20. We're done! Now tag whoever the hell you want.
I tag with my little tagging tool:
,
,
, 
Wait, I just realized that I ended up answering these questions instead of Asyr doing that.... oh what the hell! XD
Rules:
1. You must choose only ONE of your OCs. Do it again if you wanna use another OC.
2. Your OC must answer every question as truthfully as possible.
3. Title the journal as "OC's Quiz (your OC's name. Example: Kaiser's Quiz)".
4. When you're done, tag as many people as you want.
5. Have fun!
OC: "Hi there! Just decided to do this quiz after seeing a lot of people having a go at it."
1. Hi! What's your real name and nickname?
Just Asyr. Though I've also been called "Toyger" by a certain someone, which is a very clever stealth pun
2. Interesting...What's your current age?
24
3. Uh huh. What's your favorite food?
STEAK!
4. And your favorite drinks?
COKE! And no Zero or Light crap... I need the sugar!
5. Confession time! Who's your crush/lover?
neonoae of course! <36. Aww! Have you two kissed yet?
Yup
7. Classic question! What's your favourite color?
Black.
8. Who's your favorite author?
There are many great authors out there: Wolfgang Hohlbein, Frank Schätzing, JK Rowling, Dan Brown, Kyell Gold, myself, JRR Tolkien (though he's actually the only one in this list who's deceased)... it's hard to pick a favorite.
9. Now what's your biggest fear?
To be all alone and by myself, without a shoulder to cry on.
10. Who's your hero?
Indiana Jones =^.^=
11. OK, who is your worst enemy?
My own laziness
12. What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together?
Ummm.... oy, unimaginable!
13. Interesting...What would you do if you met your creator?
I actually meet him every time I visit my parents, he's my dad after all O.o
14. Now, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Well, being the star in a popular US sitcom and being a famous author will probably never happen, so I'll just settle for a nice office job that gives me enough time to write and be with my sweetie.
15. What's your worst nightmare?
Standing naked in the high school cafeteria with a phone down ... "there"....
No wait, that's someone else's nightmare. Mine is about a T-rex hunting me ever since I saw Jurassic Park 16 years ago.
16. What's your lifelong dream?
I kinda covered that already under point 14.
17. What would you do if your lifelong dream came true?
OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHSQUEEEEEEEEEEE! *bounces happily up and down*
18. OK, where's your favorite place to relax?
At home on my couch or even better in front of my computer, videochatting with my bf or playing some games.
19. Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing?
Sitting in front of my computer, videochatting with my bf or playing some games.
20. We're done! Now tag whoever the hell you want.
I tag with my little tagging tool:
,
,
, 
Wait, I just realized that I ended up answering these questions instead of Asyr doing that.... oh what the hell! XD
Huh... that was unexpected!
Posted 14 years agoApparently, my boyfriend is not what he claims to be.
He told me he were a woliger (wolf-lion-tiger),
but it seems more like he's a fox... BECAUSE HE'S ALWAYS OUTSMARTING ME!!
Typical behavior of foxes!
So you better check up on your bf's and see if they are foxes too!
He told me he were a woliger (wolf-lion-tiger),
but it seems more like he's a fox... BECAUSE HE'S ALWAYS OUTSMARTING ME!!
Typical behavior of foxes!
So you better check up on your bf's and see if they are foxes too!
And the Civil War continues
Posted 15 years agoFor all you people out there who like Captain Narm and wonder what'll happen to him, I have good news:
the translation work on chapter 3 has started today!
I hope that my translator won't take too long for that, otherwise I might have to take out the whip again! ^.^
On a different note that's actually not important at all and that nobody really cares about:
I've started reading
kyell 's newest novel "Isolation Play" yesterday and judging by the speed I'm going through it, I'll probably finish it by tomorrow. IT IS JUST TOO DAMN GOOD!!! XD
the translation work on chapter 3 has started today!
I hope that my translator won't take too long for that, otherwise I might have to take out the whip again! ^.^
On a different note that's actually not important at all and that nobody really cares about:
I've started reading
kyell 's newest novel "Isolation Play" yesterday and judging by the speed I'm going through it, I'll probably finish it by tomorrow. IT IS JUST TOO DAMN GOOD!!! XDObligatory Happy New Year! ^^
Posted 15 years agoFrohes neues Jahr!
Ahhh, there are so many "Happy New Year" journals out there, I felt obliged to write one too ;-D
For me, 2010 was a good year. Every year has its positives and negatives, but I feel like 2010 was way nicer to me than 2009 was.
Special mention goes to
codyvfrost for being a good friend and a great host during my trip to California last summer.
And of course the most unforgettable thing happened about a month later when I found the big L.
The trip to California holds second position, the first prize goes to
neonoae - you are the best thing that happened to me in 2010, sweetie! Here's to many many more wonderful years together! <3
As for my resolutions for 2011?
Just the same one like every year: to improve myself in whatever ways possible! =^.^=
Soooo... Happy New Year everyone! May all your wishes and dreams for 2011 become true!
Ahhh, there are so many "Happy New Year" journals out there, I felt obliged to write one too ;-D
For me, 2010 was a good year. Every year has its positives and negatives, but I feel like 2010 was way nicer to me than 2009 was.
Special mention goes to
codyvfrost for being a good friend and a great host during my trip to California last summer.And of course the most unforgettable thing happened about a month later when I found the big L.
The trip to California holds second position, the first prize goes to
neonoae - you are the best thing that happened to me in 2010, sweetie! Here's to many many more wonderful years together! <3As for my resolutions for 2011?
Just the same one like every year: to improve myself in whatever ways possible! =^.^=
Soooo... Happy New Year everyone! May all your wishes and dreams for 2011 become true!
Merry Christmas! Fröhliche Weihnachten! Feliz Navidad!
Posted 15 years ago... Joyeux Noel!
Happy holidays everyone!
EDIT:
I retract my earlier statement, because I got quite a nice christmas present today: chapter 2 of the Singari Civil War is all ready and I'm gonna go and post it immediately! ^.^
Happy holidays everyone!
EDIT:
I retract my earlier statement, because I got quite a nice christmas present today: chapter 2 of the Singari Civil War is all ready and I'm gonna go and post it immediately! ^.^
Fake Friends
Posted 15 years ago(They should've at least adjusted this dA posting to FA, but oh well... ^^)
Copied from
LeoLion13 's journal:
No offense to anyone and PLEASE don't think it's you in particular, but ... There are some people who are getting too fake here on dA. They only want posts, comments, or to see how many friends they can get. So let's see who will actually re-post this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and re-post in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are... Re-post this if you are a friend...Don't reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as "Fake Friends"
Copied from
LeoLion13 's journal:No offense to anyone and PLEASE don't think it's you in particular, but ... There are some people who are getting too fake here on dA. They only want posts, comments, or to see how many friends they can get. So let's see who will actually re-post this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and re-post in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are... Re-post this if you are a friend...Don't reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as "Fake Friends"
My two cents about the current FA drama
Posted 15 years agoMost of the drama about FA Leaks that's going on right now affects probably just 2 percent of all users.
It doesn't affect most of us, so I have to say:
LIVE AND LET LIVE!
Yeah, there are some furries out there who are zoophiles. SO WHAT? This isn't anything new under the sun.
Yeah, FA admins could read your PMs if they wanted to. SO WHAT? You know this is a common practice on many, many, many, oh so many forums and other community sites in the WWW, don't you?
Just because they CAN doesn't mean they're ACTUALLY interested in what user XY writes to user ZU, because frankly, I wouldn't be interested in that either.
So all you guys and gals out there who are riding the drama llamas right now: dismount and calm down!
Happy Holidays, btw...
It doesn't affect most of us, so I have to say:
LIVE AND LET LIVE!
Yeah, there are some furries out there who are zoophiles. SO WHAT? This isn't anything new under the sun.
Yeah, FA admins could read your PMs if they wanted to. SO WHAT? You know this is a common practice on many, many, many, oh so many forums and other community sites in the WWW, don't you?
Just because they CAN doesn't mean they're ACTUALLY interested in what user XY writes to user ZU, because frankly, I wouldn't be interested in that either.
So all you guys and gals out there who are riding the drama llamas right now: dismount and calm down!
Happy Holidays, btw...
FA+
