my last journal on this account was 8 effing years ago... I'm still doing art... sort of... but most of it is on DA atm: https://www.deviantart.com/colisto-theforestelf . I am currently a writer, mostly of tickling fiction, but am willing to do other things. I may overhaul this account at some point? or at the very least start posting on it again.

ugh, FFS i'm looking at some of these journal titles and they're like... -sigh- I was younger, i wasn't even transitioned yet...

sorry, with the way i feel lately, i look at this account and it reinforces the idea that I'm not the original owner of this body. err regardless, I would like to start dropping some stuff here as well. likely i will start posting the stories I've been doing and maybe some of the commissioned artwork with permission from the creator. wish i could change the name on this account but i mean I'm more okay with "Avaria Demon" then i am with "Colisto-theforestelf" so it's not so bad. anyway hope everyone's doing good

ah just finished mah first artist challenge. i finished a 25 expression challenge for vesper and am intending on doing it again for a few other characters, i also want to try to do the 100 theme challenge. but we'll see how that works out

well, unless some kinda of miracle happens between now and next year I'm kinda screwed. i realise what needs to be done, i know what has to happen, but its like its not certain...

lemme clarify, im on unemployment, my old claim was giving me about 250 a week. next years claim is going to be giving me about 97 dollars a week... needless to say its not enough, not even nearly enough. if its enough to keep up with my rent, its going to be by just barely. and if i still want to go to anthrocon (which i do) ill have to basically freeze my account till june... i duknow. again i know what i need to do i need to get a job, i need to work. but how long is that going to take? how long till i get a job? will i be able to do all the things i was planning on doing? i suppose only time will tell.

first and foremost, if you are religious/christian/easily offended, i advise you to not read this journal entry, it will be talking about things that are in fact opinions and have no real barring uppon others however they can be considered sleightly offensive so i would like to advise against reading. now if your curiosity is to much to bare then please i ask you, if you disagree with what i have to say please be respectful and i will extend the same courtesy, i don't want to have a flame war or anything of such, I'm sure we can disagree in our own manners without throwing around insult after insult.

alright i would like to start out by saying that i have no problem with Christianity, i have no problem with the individuals who practice Christianity. i have a bit of problems with the higher ups, but i have no real problem with the individuals. though i would like to say that it might be a good idea to take everything you hear from your church/bible/preacher/whatever with a grain of salt because your religion should come second to being human, but hey that's my opinion and i would like to stray from heavily offensive.

now Christianity dose have plenty of ideas that are decent to fallow, be good to your fellow man is but one. however there are those that personally i think are particularly irritating, i for one dislike the idea of hell, not because i think that there are no persons alive who deserve eternal punishment (although i don't think ETERNAL punishment is appropriate even for the Hitlers and Stalins of the world, despite some peoples thoughts) but because its used more as a tool to scare people into doing certain things. but we're not here to talk about hell, we're here to talk about the idea that Christianity likes to SELL their religion.

so what do i mean by selling ones religion, well you see though they don't directly take in any money by telling you to join Christianity, though they do take donations. what they do is they tell you about their religion and try to get you to join it. now don't get me wrong i like to be informed, i like to know my options and know that Christianity is a valid option even for me is nice. however, I've known this for a long time now, AND THEY CONTINUE TO REMIND ME. nothing irritates me more then having five different people from five different forms of "advertisement" tell me that I'm going to hell and or what I'm doing is a sin. personally i just LOVED this one person who happened to tell me that today's music was "unwholesome" and well put simply wrong, WHILE I HAD EARPHONES AROUND MY NECK! what was she blind? or did she enjoy being completely rude, because YES that's rude. selling ones religion can come in many forms television advertisement, person to person, and my favorite BILLBOARDS...

now i know it was a roundabout way of getting to the main topic of this but hey i have add, that's my story and I'm sticking to it. yes, i have seen multiple christian billboards on the highways trying to sell the religion. mind you these things cost money, I'm sure its an over time expense of some sort, people have to make money and advertising is a perfectly good place to start. now I'm not going to go into the idea that Christianity is a non-profit organization spending money on billboards, i personally would like to take you through a few of them to show you what i JUST LOVE!...

okay i think I'm going to start off with one i actually did like (mind you i don't know how to post pictures or anything like that so I'm just going to describe them and your going to have to bare with me):

the picture was basically of a big jigsaw puzzle heart (not real heart) with a missing peace, underneath it it posed the question "missing peace?"

now i think this is actually quite clever, its a duel meaning, first its referring to the missing peace in your heart and then its also referring to you missing peace, very clever. i especially love the lack of or else and guilt in this one. its simple it gets the point across and honestly i don't even mind it that much, now I'm not going to go into Christianity for this simple billboard but I'm sure more so considering it mainly because i don't feel threatened

now on to the ones i think are just so AWESOME...

the picture in this one doesn't matter because all that really matters with this one is its "quote" and remember I'm quoting quote for a reason its says and I'm not joking here "i died for you" by Jesus...

-sigh- okay, i don't even know if i understand the multiple layers of stupid that was put into this. mind you I'm not saying the idea that Jesus died for our sins and was resurrected was stupid I'm talking about the "quote" here. i can tell you with a 100% certainty that JESUS NEVER SAID THAT!... why? well gee maybe for one thing you have to DIE FIRST before you can tell people that you died for them. "but Avaria" you say "he died and was resurrected thus making it possible for him to say this" to which i respond touche, but realize this, Jesus was supposed to be ahead of his time. he spread good will and love to his fellow man (i mean other then the talk about him being gods son) he was all around, from what i heard, a good guy to everyone and a very selfless person i mean unless I'm wrong. so seriously though dose "i died for you" sound like something a selfless person would say? NO! NO IT DOESN'T you know why? BECAUSE SAYING "I DIED FOR YOU" IS ARROGANT! now on a more recent note i would like to say that this billboard was put up in recent time that means this quote should be about 2000 years old HOW DO THEY KNOW? and who was he supposed to be talking to when he said that? this is a quote that, if it actually was said, would have been said for the sole purpose of QUOTING IT! if it was actually said he would have been talking to one person not as this thing implies EVERYONE ON EARTH. i mean come on its not like he knew about every individual from 2000 years later and was talking to them. my biggest problem is at best it makes Jesus THE LORD AND SAVIOR (according to Christians) look arrogant, at worst this isn't quote mining, its quote fabrication their putting words in a dead mans mouth... and if he truly was the son of god WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DO THAT? that is lying and I'm pretty sure that's supposed to be a no no somewhere in the christian religion (although its not the only time they broke a rule -slaps self-), and I'm sure lying about something the son of god said would probably be a sure fire way to get a one way ticket to hell.

the next one is pretty much just words it poses the question "where are you going? heaven or hell"...

... are you serious? this isn't selling the religion its not even a guilt trip its straight up implying that if you don't go to church YOUR GOING TO HELL! i mean come on man have a bit more tact please. this is just ridiculous do i even really have to explain why this is ridiculous? its just so blunt so blatant so fucked up. i mean yeah i've heard the have you found Jesus or if you do this your going to hell but this, this is just UGH! look i hate to inform you this but no one knows where the hell your going. as much as they would like to believe other wise no one on earth truly knows what happens after death, and if their is someone please let him keep quite.

alright i think I'm pretty finished with this rant. i appreciate those who have read this and appreciate feedback (non-flaming that is). so until next time, this is Avaria andI'm mildly annoyed with everything.

why dose one do something.... even though he knows it will make him depressed? why dose one torture himself... even after experiencing the pain before? why dose it hurt so much.... to look at someone be happy without you? at times i really do wish i was the emotionless robot i often portray myself as, but im not, im as fragial if not more so then everyone else. mainly im more so because i havnt been hurt before, at least not this badly. im talking of course about my "relationship" with a girl named amanda. i use quotes because it never was official, but even though it was never official, it almost might as well have been. some history: back along time ago (duknow how long) we met on a forum called PawParadise, at first she ignored me because i was annoying. heh funny, after we started talking we started becoming better and better friends. though she didnt seem to get along with everyone else on the forum she got along with me just fine, better then fine infact. after a while we started to talk about relationships and so on and so forth. we soon became more then friends and though we never really said boyfriend and girlfriend there might as well have been a promise between us that it would happen when we met. at first everything was perfect, talking to her was the best thing that ever happend to me, aside from having my life saved when i was a baby (by an operation, there were no daring firemen or brave policemen sorry). after a while the disstance really got to us, i think more so her then me, talks between us wernt always as plesent as they were. but i still think it was the best times of my life. we had set a general date, i would have to wait untill after that date to fly out to her, that date was may 12th 2009, ill get back to this. even though we had some problems here and there we still talked pretty much every day, i even racked up a phone bill of over 100 dollars on my moms phone calling her, i dont regret that. i miss her voice... she started getting on less and less, she would talk about her more active life and i was extatic, well maybe not that much but i was very happy. finnaly her life was looking up. we continued to talk almost every day till about a mounth ago (maybe more, maybe less i cant remember) we just stopped talking.... no warning, no notice, no nothing, just no talking. i was worried at first, she didnt get on aim at all. i thought something might have happend to her. i couldnt sit still that entire weekend. (she stopped talking on a thursday) and then a journal comes up, yay she's still alive wounderful right? yeah, but the days keep going by, every one getting worse then the last. thoughts rushed through my mind, agonizing depression spells. suddenly this person i've been talking to for almost a year, almost 2 hours a day every day some times more sometimes less. nothing, no notes, no ims, no emails, no nothing. i e-mailed her, i must have sent her at least 4 e-mails, plus a couple of notes. she didnt reply to one of them, i decided "you know what im going to call her, im about to get my phone up this weekend and as soon as i do i will call her we will sort this out and everything will be fine". sounds like the fool proof perfect plan right? yeah! BULLSHIT!, that weekend i see a journal entitled "no phone" what what a fuckin conicedence huh? i'd been replying to a couple of her journals, trying to contact her. nothing... finnaly i break down and send her quite posibly the most depressing thing ive ever writen in the history of my writing. finnaly she sends me a reply. im happy, i feel better, everything seems to be going smoothly. but it fades, i think the real thing that truly made all of it go away... was the first journal she mentioned her friend..... i couldnt read it, i couldnt believe my eyes. she's atracted to this girl, shes looking into going out with this girl, AND SHE DOSNT HAVE THE FUCKING COMON COURTISY TO SEND ME A SIMPLE NOTE TO TELL ME! come on that woulda been an easy note "hey geuss what, its never going to work between us, thanks for shopping amanda bye, by the way i found someone new isnt that great?" I HONESTLY WOULD HAVE PERFERED THAT! you know what else i woulda perfered "I FUCKING HATE YOU, I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN" seriously. but alas, i did not think this at the time. i tried, with little success, to be happy for her, YAY she's finnaly happy shes finnaly found someone who can make her happy she finnaly has someone who loves her that isnt on the other side of the fugin country. but it didnt work that way, not exactly, on the one hand i was happy for her. but all i could think about was us, was if i was just being used, was what if i was nothing to her, was what if there never really was anything between us and she was just putting up an act. this was great because then i started hating myself, thats right i hated myself for being so selfish, she's finnaly happy and all i can think about was myself, great. you know what else is fun, i honestly think im a bit jealous, if only a little bit, i am i really am.... and thats pretty much the way its been. that is untill tonight, now im kinda pissed. i mean come on, even if it was long distance its not like we didnt have something going on. i cant nessisarily say boyfriend girlfriend, i could say best friends. so weres my notifications? OH thats right the journals! yeah because obviously im going to get everything from that right? if she dose think about me, i think she fails to realise just how impersonal the journal entry really is. thats not dirrected at me thats dirrected at a wide group of people, hell as far as im concerned its not even really her, its like her telling someone else to tell all of use this. as far as im concerned i learned about this girl from someone other then amanda. AND THATS FUCKING AWESOME! look, i know she knew her long before me (one of the reasons im almost convenced there was nothing between us) im glad she has someone that she can actually touch, i just wish i could have heard it from her through a note or something, something more dirrected at me... instead of this bulliten board bullshit -_-. what hurts most, is not the fact that she was so bad to me, its that she was so good. she was my best friend, thats comeing from someone who dose not believe in the idea of "best friends" she was always there for me, she made me happy when i was sad, and made me even more so when i was happy. we had our arguments but we always seemed to be great friends. she actually made me forget my thought of "online relationships are not real" she made me convence myself that i was really going to fly over to florida to meet her, HELL IM STILL CONVENCED. and you know what, even after all this bull shit and all the paranoia, i still love her. yes i love her, course if we still were talking she probably would tell me i shouldnt say that because we should wait untill its official. course she never really got the idea that there are more ways to love someone who isnt blood then just boyfriend/girlfriend. i love her and i hope she is happy and from her journals im pretty sure she is. i just wish i could get a few things i want. i want closure, i want to have at least one finnal conversation with her even if its not in real time, i want to be her friend again, and most of all i want all this shit to be over so i can be happy for her instead of jealous and vendictive. i just wish, but it probably wont happen, this journal its probably going to be ignored by her, she wont get the message and ill continue on in my depressing bullshit ass state. i still find it funny, she set the date for may 12 2009, its not even april yet i still wounder if we would have made it even if i was productive...

http://antifurrycoalition.org/Anti-.....2%AE_Home.html the afc this is the topic of what you are about to read.

i would like to state that the reason im posting this is because i think it was fairly well writen and i do like to post my openions. i would also like to state this isnt complaining about the fact that everyone seems to hate the furry fandom, more so just my openion on a pet peeve of mine, thanks for listening

ugh..... why? WHY WHY WHY? do people feel this nessisary? menace? HARDLY, ugh -_-, im sorry, i know i shouldnt get angrey about such a little group as XSS stated and even i know the value of evidence apparently the AFC (swear i've heard that abreviation somwhere else... maybe im just thinking of the colonial) doesn't know the meaning of the word. but my biggest problem is something that everyone dose, and its harmless if you don't think much into it, but if you try to spread it as fact then you go to far, i am of course talking about generalizing.... SON OF @)$#% this is a pet peeve of mine, i HATE generalizing with a pation, its use is limited, and people constantly use it for things that its not meant to do.

problem with this (other then generalizing) they're trying to dehumanize us, make us sound more like well, animals (XD) then people. fact of the matter is we are still people, many of us are just as if not more so upstanding citizen then the people who talk about us like we are a "menace" (don't even get me started on that...) *sigh*

when did we become such a menace? when was it that people decided, ACTUALLY decided that stopping people from being/becoming into anthros, is more important then say, i duknow unemployment, horrible education? failing economy? -_-

THATS another thing, they even ask the question gee is it ok to descriminate against us? oh sure, its not like they were born with this right? so if its a choice then its perfectly fine to descriminate, they actually awnser this question: "No, and it's hardly discrimination". WHAT? do they even know what descrimination means? heres discrimination and discriminate

http://dictionary.reference.com/bro.....discrimination

http://dictionary.reference.com/bro.....e/discriminate

these talk about difference, NOT weather or not that difference was chosen or not -_- HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE! when you say that "it's hardly descrimination" when you dont even know the meaning of the word. ok fine they say hardly so it dosnt mean they say it isnt, but with their logic, they're saying that its ok to discriminate against us because unlike say blacks we were not born this way we chose to be this way... however with this logic you can then justify discrimination against people who are within the Jewish faith because again unlike say blacks they were not born that way they chose that. ofcourse the argument to this is they are taught young so they technically dont have a choice, but seriously? its still a choice to do so.

if you dont like that, the fact remains is they are trying to justify hatred of us because we are different. its not because we are a threat, because we're not. how many anthros do you know who were recruted by other anthros? personaly i dont know any, you know why, because we all chose this not because someone tantalized us with this atraction, no its because we found something arousing and associated it through that, i know a few people who actually got in to the furry fandom through a cartoon by Disney!... -_-

granted ill admit, not all of the things the furry fandom dose i personally agree with, and i would probably say that the majority of the furry fandom is sexual based, though i would like to state that there is no proof behind that, that is an opinion and nothing more, untill they actually state the statistics, this means nothing, because its possible its not true. these are hardly reasons we are a menace! the people behind this site are the same kinds of people who blame video games for their children violent tendencies. instead of looking at their own parenting. and OFTEN these people actually have good kids, however they come to this conclusion through watching other people and never once question the parenting skills -_-

im sorry, like i said i just find this appalling, again my main reason for hatred towards this is generalizing. for the most part generalizing is wrong.

im getting real tired of it. so whats wrong with me? why is it that everyone seems to think the way isoud go is their way? why is it that the only real life friends i can keep are fucking ASS WHOLES!?! i duknow lets think about it for a few seconds... LETS start with where i live. well the location is wounderful, but you know what? tis not about the location but the people... so lets start with dear old mother, the controling bitch i call mother must think im like fucking SUPER MAN or something. she wants me to be indapendent, great, but she wants me to do it her way -_-, GEE what a great idea, HOW COULD I EVER become indapendent without HER HELP HUH? then lets talk about the asshole, i mean stepfather... OH WAIT hes not a stepfather, so the only way i can describe him is: my half brothers father, or my mothers boyfriend up to you really. hes a dick, he's always been a dick, what the HELL she sees in him is beyond me, but i suppose she's finnaly seeing him for the peice of shit that he is -_- great timing, lets have a kid THEN decide our partner isnt right for us, wouldnt be the first time... while we're at it, why not talk about my friends.... my "best friend" seems to think that best friends let best friends steal from them -_- ive really had it from him, ive probably lost thousands of dollars on him, i wouldnt be supprised... and my other friend hes good to me if you look at his actions, but hes a fucking DICK his personality is unbarable, he is so annoying and such a selfish little bastard being with him for a day is something i would PAY TO GET OUT OF, ooo lets talk about school next YAY, you know what? i fucking HATE SCHOOL! im tired of it, i've been tired of school sence i graduated from highschool, its been almost 3 years sence geuss what i've been doing *GASP* SCHOOL.... look i know school helps you get a better job, but it dosnt help if im not MOTIVATED TO DO IT! its a waist of money if i go to school and dont actually want to do it, because im not getting a damn thing done.... i failed all the classes i took last simester and at my rate im going to fail all the classes i took this semester as well. its not like i dont want to learn but its just low on my priority list and it feels like im not getting done what i WANT to be getting done! i WANT to get a god damn job, ive wanted that sence i got out of highschool. but NOOOO thats not good enough, my brothers got a year off of school, what do i get SHIT, AS usual, short end of the fucking stick AGAIN. OH did i tell you how my moms threatening me with kicking me out of the house for not doing something? YEAH, the eldest brother got kicked out because he brought pot in the house, the middle got cicked out for being a complette waist of space, me? im going to get kicked out for having ADD -_- YAY! at this point however i dont give a shit if she kickes me out, the STREETS would feel better then her house -_-. ITS NOT EVEN THE PEOPLE exactly, its the stress, the tension, the fact that every day i ask myself whats going to go wrong today?.... im tired of my parrents, im tired of my friends, im tired of school, quite frankly im tired of life.... for thouse of you who only seem to pay attention to me when i have a gun to my head no this is not a suicide note, its just a rant that i need to get off my chest. personally i dont know what im going to do, thats why im putting this up, because i would love to find out what my online friends think i should do.... i would have liked to talk to someone today, but its ok i geuss... there are more important things in life then me... *sigh*

What's your real name?
Ryan

Gender?
male.... wait, whats the one with the long stick thingy in the middle of their crotch? right ok female :P (male)

Orientation?
i dont have a job yet (BI)

Race?
whiter then white rice on a paper plate with a glass of milk in a snow storm, and tofo, gota have tofo (pretty much anything european, i have som lineage to)

What's your favorite genre of music.
good vibrations (rock mostly but i like all kinds of music)

What's your favorite band/musical artist?
BACKSTREET BOYS!!! (sugarcult)

What's your worst peeve?
carnies (watching people eat, eww, i think thats it though)

-Are you doing well in school?
<,< school? i dont go to school (im doing ok, not as good as i could but eh whatchugonado?)

-Do you have a religion?
SCIENTOLOGY because i like a good story! (im agnostic, and if my memory of what that means serves me well, that means i dont know what to beleive)

-What turns you on?
EVERYTHING!!! (tickling, feet, pleasure mostly)

-Do you consider yourself a whore?
i duknow gimme 50 bucks and you can find out *wink* (no im not a whore, just clinically insane)

-Do you have a favorite movie?
oh oh i love that one movie with the place and the thingy with that one guy who can do that one thing, (its kinda a tie between donni darko and fight club, both imo excelent movies)

-Funniest thing you've ever said?
your going to live (wow thats just evil umm i duknow i say alot of things i think is funny)

-What do you eat?
matter! (things that are digestable, <,<)

-Are you flexible?
wana find out? *wink* (a little bit)

-What's your favorite video game?
THE ABIGUOUSLY GAY DUO (ok random shh, i would say probably a tie between super smash brothers, starcraft, and unreal tournament, all great great GREAT games)

-Do you have a crush on anyone?
YES, no YES yes NO YES!!! (yes)

-What's the most embarrassing moment you can remember?
i dont get embarrassed im a robot (<,< weird as it may sound pretty much thats true)

-Are you a (gulp) myspace whore?
im a whore for anything (nope never was never will be)


FURRY QUESTIONS

-What's your furry name?
Ryan (aka avaria)

-Species?
crimson dragon anthro

-If you could describe your furry in one word, what would it be?
WHORE (i duknow probably very cool (giggles))

-Does your fur have a side-story?
YES but its a bit long to explain here

-Is your fur a whore?
i duknow pay me 50 bucks and you'll find out (i know reuse, but no hes not)

-Does your fur have any traits that resemble yourself?
hes me and smesme <,<

-What's your fur's favorite outfit?
hawaiian shirt camo pants, sandals (opptional) and ocasionally a hoodie

-Describe your furs overall personality in a few words.
ME ME ME ME ME ME ME YOU ME ME ME ME ME

-How often do you RP using your fur?
what are you talking about I AM MY CHARICTER X}

-Does your fur have any weapons?
his MIND, no, no he dosnt

-How does your fur wear his/her hair?
on his head

Would You...
[] Push me into a wall and kiss me?
[] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill?
[] Slap Me?
[] Have Hard Core Sex With Me?
[] Slap Me If I Asked You To?
[] Lick/Suck My Neck?
[] Let Me Lick/Suck Your Neck?
[] Watch A Movie With Me?
[] Take Me Out To Dinner?
[] Take A Shower With Me?
[] Take Me Home For The Night?
[] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed?
[] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed (With You)?
[] Take Me Anywhere With You?
[] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions?
[] Lock me In your room And take advantage of me?
[] Let me lock you in your room and take advantage of you?
[] Make me breakfast?
[] Tickle Me?
[] Let Me Tickle You?
[] Stick Up For Me If Someone Was Being Mean to Me?
[] Instant Message Me?
[] Greet Me In Public?
[] Hang Out With Me?
[] Hold my waist from behind while we are out?
[] Bring Me Around Your Friends?

Do You...
[] Miss Me?
[] Love Me?
[] Think I'm Hot?
[] Think I'm Cute?
[] Think I'm Ok?
[] Think I'm Ugly?
[] Want To Kiss Me?
[] Want To Cuddle With Me?
[] Want To Date Me?
[] Want To Love Me?

Am I...
[] Sweet?
[] Funny?
[] Cool?
[] Lovable?
[] Adorable?
[] Great To Be With?
[] Attractive?
[] Mean?

Have You Ever...
[] Thought About Hooking Up With Me?
[] Found Yourself Wanting To Kiss Me?
[] Wished I Were There?
[] Had A Crush On Me?
[] Wanted My Number?
[] Had A Dream About Me?
[] Been Distracted By Me?
[] Thought About Fucking Me?

Are You...
[] Happy You Know Me?
[] Thinking About Me?
[] My Friend
[] A Freak-A-Leak

ok, so yeah, i said i would do it, and i did <,< so yeah >.> i may re do it with a modified version but now im just being lazy -_-

+Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
+Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
+Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
+Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
+Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
+Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
+Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
+Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
+Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
+Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
+Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
+Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
+Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
+Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
+Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
+picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice--
+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one
+If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.

i stole this from my very good friend amandalove

[X] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you. (damn computer its ITS fault i died >.<)

[] You have run into a glass/screen door. (not that i can remember

[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. now i want to

[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. (ok king kong DONT BE GAY, i know im a horible person but at the end of king kong i kept thinking of the south park episode with the gay dog i started giggleing and my friend gave me a dirty look. not the first time i laughed at an inapropriate time >.<)

[X] You have run into a tree/bush. (the trees, they are out to get me. I SWEAR)

[ ] You have been called a blonde. (im a dirty blonde, im so dirty X})

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (I dont know lemme try)

[X] You just tried to lick your elbow. (yes.... SHUT UP IM GULIBLE AT TIMES >.<)

[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune. (i put two and two togeather... its 7 right?)

[ ] You sang them to make sure. (HA didnt get me this time you stupid meme)

[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (DOWN A FLIGHT OF STARES HAHAHAHAHAHA)

[X] You have choked on your own spit. (i duknow maybe)

[ ] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it

[ ] You type with three fingers or less. (i type faster then a computer <,< i square)

[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.

[X] You have caught yourself drooling. (i have woken up drooling.... all the time)

[X] You have fallen asleep in class. (i think so i didnt even get woken up by the teacher)

[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (what was i thinking about again? just kidding)

[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.(my train of thought has a drunken driver)

[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".

[X] You use your fingers to do simple math. (on ocasion when im tired i square)

[ ] You have eaten a bug by accident.

[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (i always should be doing something more important then what i am doing)

[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (often enough -_-)

[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket. (pencil in my ear)

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't. (and i never found true love untill i denied one <,< no i dont im just kidding around)

[X] You break/lose a lot of things. (and im still looking for my keys -_-)

[X] You tilt your head when you're confused. (hmm? *tilts head*)

[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before.

[X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (i think i saw jesus once but no one came to see or beleived me *crys*)

[X] The word "um" is used many times a day. (ummmmmm)

[X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot. (what, huh?)

A bit about me:
Name: Ryan "Avaria Demon" Richmond
Age: 19
Race: Crimson dragon, whiter then sour cream irl
Element: ummm helium! i mean energy
Immunities: im imune to immunities
Weaknesses: it dosnt matter im a lover not a fighter ^_^
Hobbies: drawing, writing, playing with my purple helmut warrior... did i say that aloud?
Favorite Fetish: feet/paws, tickling, and pleasure are the main ones but there are some lesser ones
Favorite Drink: mauntain dew the dew
Favorite Fruit: apples
Friends: I HAVE NO FRIENDS *crys* wait, no i have a couple friends here and there
Mated: virgin guilty as charged -_- but i am interested in some on ^_^