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Posted 10 years agoHello all! I'm just kidding no one will ever see this.
Still, a reference sheet! I will probably want more than one if I like the first, and some of my characters are not furry~
If anyone knows someone/is someone that can do higher level sorts, get in contact! I like the ones with back and front, and a few close up faces, with the color palette. If that means it will cost $150 I might go running, despite that I have money~
<3
Still, a reference sheet! I will probably want more than one if I like the first, and some of my characters are not furry~
If anyone knows someone/is someone that can do higher level sorts, get in contact! I like the ones with back and front, and a few close up faces, with the color palette. If that means it will cost $150 I might go running, despite that I have money~
<3
NOT ENOUGH 'MURCIA! Emergency commmission ideas?!
Posted 11 years agoI just realized apart from 
exp's old (and awesome) picture of me riding a nuclear bomb, I have no new 'murica arts!
So who is reasonably priced that I could totally bother for that today?
Yes, Badger came to mind first but she's from Texas, pretty sure she's out killing what she's grilling, as per Texan tradition. Also, YEEE HAW MURICA.
I was thinking of Simone, she does love America (and the UK..ha) after all!
Thoughts!? Who should I use!? What should I do!? Go go go, my like, 5 followers! I mean..MINIOOONS.
exp's old (and awesome) picture of me riding a nuclear bomb, I have no new 'murica arts! So who is reasonably priced that I could totally bother for that today?
Yes, Badger came to mind first but she's from Texas, pretty sure she's out killing what she's grilling, as per Texan tradition. Also, YEEE HAW MURICA.
I was thinking of Simone, she does love America (and the UK..ha) after all!
Thoughts!? Who should I use!? What should I do!? Go go go, my like, 5 followers! I mean..MINIOOONS.
Zamg, raffles~!
Posted 12 years agoDis is one, you can pick a character and fun things to do with them! http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5161534/
Then of course, awesome Halloween!
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5155120/
Then of course, awesome Halloween!
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5155120/
Did anyone else notice...?
Posted 12 years ago...that you can pretty much just refresh the front page of FA and always find something horrifying, during peak hours? I troll my friends with it. Discuss. :D
What is the appeal behind a sergal?
Posted 12 years agoI...have no idea. I'd love to know wwhyyyyyyy something that looked like it ran into a corner is like..attractive to other furries?
It ranks like..below scalies and avians and like, aquatics in my hierarchy of furries, even! That's a hard low to get to! Though I find them less annoying when someone is trying to tell me how original they are, 'cause jamming together a bunch of things into one thing is? So if I make a vanilla chocolate swirl, it's not ice cream still? Buwa.
It ranks like..below scalies and avians and like, aquatics in my hierarchy of furries, even! That's a hard low to get to! Though I find them less annoying when someone is trying to tell me how original they are, 'cause jamming together a bunch of things into one thing is? So if I make a vanilla chocolate swirl, it's not ice cream still? Buwa.
Auctions? No! Bad furry!
Posted 12 years agoI know it's a great way to sucker people out of their money, more than they'd probably spend on a normal commission for you know, some sort of this could be you auction that ends up costing a ridiculous amount of money but nu! You cannot haz my money! :C
Something about those auctions drive me craaazy~! Then again I guess parting fools with their money isn't really a referendum on the part of the merchant, erhhh is it?
Anyway. Tcby are an okay idea if used sparingly, but don't get me started on cookie cutter adoptables! Rrhrhrhrhhrh. Even worse? Adoptable auctions! Do a real commission rhghgghh~! ;_;
Something about those auctions drive me craaazy~! Then again I guess parting fools with their money isn't really a referendum on the part of the merchant, erhhh is it?
Anyway. Tcby are an okay idea if used sparingly, but don't get me started on cookie cutter adoptables! Rrhrhrhrhhrh. Even worse? Adoptable auctions! Do a real commission rhghgghh~! ;_;
Free Porn Raffle~!
Posted 13 years agoZomgs, get art from Magenta! <3
Posted 13 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4194333/
Go there, she does amazing stuff! There's a reason 200 people want arting from her besides the fact that we are a cheap lot of rogues.
Go there, she does amazing stuff! There's a reason 200 people want arting from her besides the fact that we are a cheap lot of rogues.
Happy Wintersday!
Posted 13 years agoThat's right, I said it! HOORRAAAAH FOR THE PASSING OF WINTER INTO SHORTER DAAAYS! \o/
Everyone drink, and be naked!
Everyone drink, and be naked!
Go Washington~! Ohyea~!
Posted 13 years agoThe law that was challenged by buttwipes allowing same-sex marriage in the state of Washington has now been doubly passed by a majority of voters! Take that, powers of hate! Huwa~!
TIME TO GAY IT UP!?
TIME TO GAY IT UP!?
Awesomes art to watch for!
Posted 13 years ago
onuBorderlands? Why not Bunneh?
Posted 13 years agoGo commission this hot rock'n doll here~!
Posted 13 years agoSeriously, 
pocketmew has great prices, and is really nice to everyone! Also her streams are a /lot/ of fun by the way, so go watch her, fav things, and pay her monies.
If you don't, angels will cry.
pocketmew has great prices, and is really nice to everyone! Also her streams are a /lot/ of fun by the way, so go watch her, fav things, and pay her monies. If you don't, angels will cry.
Zomgs, get some smut in an awesome raffle, go go go!
Posted 13 years ago
Is holding a raffle, and really needs more watchers for being such a fiiiine artist! Make sure to go over there, it's a dirty raffle and everything~
ZOMG RAFFLEGASM GO GO GO GO!
Posted 13 years agoHokay people! This is a live one! WE DROP IN FIVE MINUTES. REMEMBER YOUR TRAINING AND YOU WILL SURVIVE!
Go to this link: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3643288/
Watch this badger
she is made of sex, candy, and probably large quantities of awesanium!
If you do not, you will make bunnies cry, and you aren't that cruel!
~<3
Go to this link: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3643288/
Watch this badger
she is made of sex, candy, and probably large quantities of awesanium! If you do not, you will make bunnies cry, and you aren't that cruel!
~<3
R.I.P Ray Bradbury
Posted 13 years agoI'm probably the only person who is saddened by this news, but he lived a really long time, and wrote some very amazing literature.
If you don't know who that is or why he's important omgturnoffacomputer...to the LIBRARY!
Anyway, <3 Mr. Bradbury!
If you don't know who that is or why he's important omgturnoffacomputer...to the LIBRARY!
Anyway, <3 Mr. Bradbury!
Ponies are evil.
Posted 13 years agoThat is all.
Move along.
Move along.
Pantsu Raffle!
Posted 13 years ago
LovelessKiaxZamg hump it up with Fritz~!
Posted 13 years ago
Pointed me in the direction of a fun raffle for deh ladies. 
Has decided to throw out his lasso of humpiness, to find a partner for a piece of art he's up to. Dirty! \o/ If he picks you, that's some humpart! There are some conditions so go read it carefully!
You will need a reference page!
<3
Washington Legalizes Same-sex Marriage!
Posted 13 years agoI'm very happy to live in the 7th state to legalize gay marriage!
There's opposition and religious people are scrambling to make us vote on it, but if for some reason it comes to the general election I'll be voting in favoro f upholding the law our elected officials passed in good conscious, that's for sure!
http://www.politico.com/news/storie.....212/72808.html
There's opposition and religious people are scrambling to make us vote on it, but if for some reason it comes to the general election I'll be voting in favoro f upholding the law our elected officials passed in good conscious, that's for sure!
http://www.politico.com/news/storie.....212/72808.html
You're Not a Snowflake, Issue 1
Posted 14 years agoOh hello dear readers, I thought I should join the massive group of people flapping their noise holes about something on FA, but instead of letting you know how great I am, I will tell you instead how silly people are, or rather, unflappably insane in their adulation of the most bland and tepid kinds of things that pass as public discourse these days.
So!
You are not a snowflake, random artist who draws web comics about women doing stereotypical women things, and men being stereotypical males. I'm pretty sure someone back in Greece thought of that first, but I think their own ego boost from it was, perhaps, a little more deserved than yours is. Just by a bit!
How many more borish comics and one-shots will I have to see talking about someone becoming unstable during her period, while a baffled male condescendingly puts up with her? Or then again, there's always the frightfully spastic female character, let's not forget about that. Stir in some beefcake stoic male with no dimension and we have ourselves three characters for a webcomic, and another can be added when we put the loser male in that is supposed to be a replacement for the author or members of the audience so they can convince themselves, naturally, they have a chance with whatever herpderpy spazz woman we can butcher is put in next! Of course, this is just a small example of the kind of butchery that goes on with this sort of thing.
All I can say is, even if it's based off of you, irl, it's not funny. Give us something that's actually interesting, even an anecdote that doesn't end in a totally predictable stereotype. Please. Please do this, the angel is begging you!
Guys act stupid. Women get their period. These are immutable laws of nature. Stop making these stupid things, you're not clever, and anyone who pretends it's insightful or witty probably breathes from their mouth.
The end!
So!
You are not a snowflake, random artist who draws web comics about women doing stereotypical women things, and men being stereotypical males. I'm pretty sure someone back in Greece thought of that first, but I think their own ego boost from it was, perhaps, a little more deserved than yours is. Just by a bit!
How many more borish comics and one-shots will I have to see talking about someone becoming unstable during her period, while a baffled male condescendingly puts up with her? Or then again, there's always the frightfully spastic female character, let's not forget about that. Stir in some beefcake stoic male with no dimension and we have ourselves three characters for a webcomic, and another can be added when we put the loser male in that is supposed to be a replacement for the author or members of the audience so they can convince themselves, naturally, they have a chance with whatever herpderpy spazz woman we can butcher is put in next! Of course, this is just a small example of the kind of butchery that goes on with this sort of thing.
All I can say is, even if it's based off of you, irl, it's not funny. Give us something that's actually interesting, even an anecdote that doesn't end in a totally predictable stereotype. Please. Please do this, the angel is begging you!
Guys act stupid. Women get their period. These are immutable laws of nature. Stop making these stupid things, you're not clever, and anyone who pretends it's insightful or witty probably breathes from their mouth.
The end!
TOR is coming! Looking for an RP partner?
Posted 14 years agoHello all! ...all five people who read this. If anyone that can paragraph or better roleplay that wants to play the Old Republic with me as a Republic Padawan to my main character, send me a note! We could chat about it, mature folks only it could get a little blue at times, I'm not exactly sure yet but it helps if we chat it up! I would like to level as a pair, that kind of thing too but whatever. Talk me up! If you don't know what tor is, watch this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0RuR3FREFw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0RuR3FREFw
Love for Norway!
Posted 14 years agoOkay to be serious, even if it's a few days late: all my best thoughts go to the people of Norway in the wake of that horrible bombing and attack.
<3 My Scandinavian brothers and sisters!
Seriously! I was only two classes from a Scandinavian studies minor when I graduated! I'd love to work there someday if I can find a job that I can do. Trondheim or Oslo, or Stockholm! Even Copenhagen or somewhere like that, really. All <3
<3 My Scandinavian brothers and sisters!
Seriously! I was only two classes from a Scandinavian studies minor when I graduated! I'd love to work there someday if I can find a job that I can do. Trondheim or Oslo, or Stockholm! Even Copenhagen or somewhere like that, really. All <3
Spring has sprung!
Posted 14 years agoOh, my..it's getting warm. Someone send me a self-freezing igloo please.
Super Mary Sue!
Posted 14 years agoStolen from EXP
The Mary Sue/Gary Stu meme~!
[ ] They are possessed by an angel
[ ] They are possessed by a demon
[ ] They are a werewolf/vampire/faerie
[x] They are physically strong.
[ ] They have a rare hair/fur color
[X] Their eyes are an unusual color
[ ] This happens to be red
[X] Their eyes change color
[X] They have wings
[X] They can grow extra body parts/shapeshift
[X] They are immortal
[ ] (if a female) they have large boobs
[ ] (if a male) they are very muscular
[ ] They are very attractive to the opposite gender.
[X] They are telekinetic/pyrokinetic/etc
[X] They have sixth sense/can mind-read/etc
[ ] They have an object of some sort that gives them powers
[ ] They have a special ability/power, but they don't know about it yet
[ ] They were bestowed/cursed with these powers
[x] They are a healer
[ ] They are from a very rich/royal family
[ ] They don't know that they are from a very rich/royal background
[ ] They have lost one/both of their parents
[ ] They ran away from home
[ ] Their parents are cruel, uncaring, abusive etc.
[ ] They witnessed one/both of their parent's death
[ ] They are part angel/demon/faerie/some other mythical creature
[ ] They never knew their parents
[ ] They were abused/spoiled as a child
[ ] They have lots of friends/no friends
[ ] They are emo/cutesy
[x] They look much younger/older than they really are.
[x] They are currently in a relationship
[ ] They have lots of morals and state them a fair bit for example
[ ] They have a mental disorder
[ ] They have an emotional disorder
[ ] They struggle to stay sane
[ ] They are a psycho
[ ] They have multiple personalities
[x] They are very intelligent
[ ] They have hallucinations
[x] They can summon spirits/demons/angels etc.
[ ] They have an unusual/unrealistic pet
[ ] They have a guardian spirit
[ ] They have a 'special type' of soul
[ ] Their soul is not the same as them
[x] They can talk to spirits/ghosts
[x] Some part of their body glows
[ ] They have a rare/unusual name
[ ] They were born on an important date, such as New Year's Eve, Midsummers Night, The Winter Solstice etc.
[ ] They have a twin/sibling that they were separated from at birth/a young age
[ ] They are connected with a certain element
[ ] They are connected with a certain animal
[ ] They always dress like a certain 'label'
[ ] They look quite a bit like a character from a popular anime/manga
[ ] They are a race/species that is discriminated against/misunderstood
[ ] They have a certain power that is misunderstood/feared
[ ] They live/lived on the streets at some point in their lives
[ ] They are hiding from someone/something
[ ] They have a rare blood type
[ ] They cry blood
[ ] Certain noises/smells/situations/etc make their powers activate/give them a nervous breakdown
[x] They are from a different country to where they live
[ ] They are very mysterious/dark
[x] They are very lively/happy
[ ] Their mood changes a lot/very quickly
[ ] They are very patient
[ ] They are from a long line of --
[ ] They have a piece of jewelry/clothing that they always wear
[ ] They have amnesia
[ ] They have some sort of permanent medical condition
[ ] The have a curse upon them
[ ] They are involved in some sort of prophecy
[ ] They are 'the chosen one'
[ ] They have insomnia
Overall points: 18
I was TRYING to make a Mary Sue originally, and I only managed an 18? Sadness.
Take points off your OCs overall score if they fit any of the following statements:
[ ] They smoke
[ ] They are an alcoholic
[ ] They are overweight
[ ] They are addicted to drugs
[ ] They have a short temper
[ ] They enjoy bullying others
[ ] They do not care much about others
[ ] They are emotionless
< 5 Anti-Sue/Stu
Your character may be a bit on the boring side. Of course, this does depend, but generally if they are scoring that low, it wouldn't hurt to 'spice them up' a bit.
6-15 Balanced Character
If your OC scored around here, then they are probably quite a well-balanced and interesting character. Those scoring in the higher end of this category may be a bit too much though.
16-25 Borderline Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu
We have a problem. You need to tone your character down. They are most likely a bit annoying to others, too.
26 < Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu
EXPThe Mary Sue/Gary Stu meme~!
[ ] They are possessed by an angel
[ ] They are possessed by a demon
[ ] They are a werewolf/vampire/faerie
[x] They are physically strong.
[ ] They have a rare hair/fur color
[X] Their eyes are an unusual color
[ ] This happens to be red
[X] Their eyes change color
[X] They have wings
[X] They can grow extra body parts/shapeshift
[X] They are immortal
[ ] (if a female) they have large boobs
[ ] (if a male) they are very muscular
[ ] They are very attractive to the opposite gender.
[X] They are telekinetic/pyrokinetic/etc
[X] They have sixth sense/can mind-read/etc
[ ] They have an object of some sort that gives them powers
[ ] They have a special ability/power, but they don't know about it yet
[ ] They were bestowed/cursed with these powers
[x] They are a healer
[ ] They are from a very rich/royal family
[ ] They don't know that they are from a very rich/royal background
[ ] They have lost one/both of their parents
[ ] They ran away from home
[ ] Their parents are cruel, uncaring, abusive etc.
[ ] They witnessed one/both of their parent's death
[ ] They are part angel/demon/faerie/some other mythical creature
[ ] They never knew their parents
[ ] They were abused/spoiled as a child
[ ] They have lots of friends/no friends
[ ] They are emo/cutesy
[x] They look much younger/older than they really are.
[x] They are currently in a relationship
[ ] They have lots of morals and state them a fair bit for example
[ ] They have a mental disorder
[ ] They have an emotional disorder
[ ] They struggle to stay sane
[ ] They are a psycho
[ ] They have multiple personalities
[x] They are very intelligent
[ ] They have hallucinations
[x] They can summon spirits/demons/angels etc.
[ ] They have an unusual/unrealistic pet
[ ] They have a guardian spirit
[ ] They have a 'special type' of soul
[ ] Their soul is not the same as them
[x] They can talk to spirits/ghosts
[x] Some part of their body glows
[ ] They have a rare/unusual name
[ ] They were born on an important date, such as New Year's Eve, Midsummers Night, The Winter Solstice etc.
[ ] They have a twin/sibling that they were separated from at birth/a young age
[ ] They are connected with a certain element
[ ] They are connected with a certain animal
[ ] They always dress like a certain 'label'
[ ] They look quite a bit like a character from a popular anime/manga
[ ] They are a race/species that is discriminated against/misunderstood
[ ] They have a certain power that is misunderstood/feared
[ ] They live/lived on the streets at some point in their lives
[ ] They are hiding from someone/something
[ ] They have a rare blood type
[ ] They cry blood
[ ] Certain noises/smells/situations/etc make their powers activate/give them a nervous breakdown
[x] They are from a different country to where they live
[ ] They are very mysterious/dark
[x] They are very lively/happy
[ ] Their mood changes a lot/very quickly
[ ] They are very patient
[ ] They are from a long line of --
[ ] They have a piece of jewelry/clothing that they always wear
[ ] They have amnesia
[ ] They have some sort of permanent medical condition
[ ] The have a curse upon them
[ ] They are involved in some sort of prophecy
[ ] They are 'the chosen one'
[ ] They have insomnia
Overall points: 18
I was TRYING to make a Mary Sue originally, and I only managed an 18? Sadness.
Take points off your OCs overall score if they fit any of the following statements:
[ ] They smoke
[ ] They are an alcoholic
[ ] They are overweight
[ ] They are addicted to drugs
[ ] They have a short temper
[ ] They enjoy bullying others
[ ] They do not care much about others
[ ] They are emotionless
< 5 Anti-Sue/Stu
Your character may be a bit on the boring side. Of course, this does depend, but generally if they are scoring that low, it wouldn't hurt to 'spice them up' a bit.
6-15 Balanced Character
If your OC scored around here, then they are probably quite a well-balanced and interesting character. Those scoring in the higher end of this category may be a bit too much though.
16-25 Borderline Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu
We have a problem. You need to tone your character down. They are most likely a bit annoying to others, too.
26 < Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu
