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Blue Fury Shorts: Sugna Invasion
Posted 6 days ago**Day 7**
Meowth: Can we hurry this up? I’m running out of timecards.
*in Sugna city*
Terence: Man, I can't wait for the McIntosh family reunion.
*soon, Spectrum had arrived*
Terence: What the...
Spectrum: *looks to see Terence* You were given orders! You were given time! You were given more leway than most, and yet, I find this place unprepared for the arrival of the Ultra Guardians.
Terence: O_O Oh, shit! The Ultra Guardians? Taylor's been telling me about you guys!
Spectrum: I'll deal with you later! *he flies off*
Terence: Shit...this isn't gonna end well.
*on the base of operations*
*Spectrum arrives and attacks the crew*
????: We're under attack? Notify Merrick immediately!
*meanwhile, at the Prower/Kato household, Merrick gets a distress signal*
????: *on comm* Merrick! We're under attack! Come to Sugna! It's located in Australia! We need all the help we can get!
Merrick: On it! Try to hold off whatever's attacking you! We're on our way! *sends a message to some of the fury fighters, consisting of Lucas, Melody Skye, and Izzy*
Lucas: Hold on. Sugna? As in Izzy’s hometown?
Tikal: *telepathically to the fury team* Everyone! I got tricked by Eggman into reviving an old enemy.
*Stupid Mario laughs at what Tikal said*
Lucas: Damn it, Mario!
Meowth: Can we hurry this up? I’m running out of timecards.
*in Sugna city*
Terence: Man, I can't wait for the McIntosh family reunion.
*soon, Spectrum had arrived*
Terence: What the...
Spectrum: *looks to see Terence* You were given orders! You were given time! You were given more leway than most, and yet, I find this place unprepared for the arrival of the Ultra Guardians.
Terence: O_O Oh, shit! The Ultra Guardians? Taylor's been telling me about you guys!
Spectrum: I'll deal with you later! *he flies off*
Terence: Shit...this isn't gonna end well.
*on the base of operations*
*Spectrum arrives and attacks the crew*
????: We're under attack? Notify Merrick immediately!
*meanwhile, at the Prower/Kato household, Merrick gets a distress signal*
????: *on comm* Merrick! We're under attack! Come to Sugna! It's located in Australia! We need all the help we can get!
Merrick: On it! Try to hold off whatever's attacking you! We're on our way! *sends a message to some of the fury fighters, consisting of Lucas, Melody Skye, and Izzy*
Lucas: Hold on. Sugna? As in Izzy’s hometown?
Tikal: *telepathically to the fury team* Everyone! I got tricked by Eggman into reviving an old enemy.
*Stupid Mario laughs at what Tikal said*
Lucas: Damn it, Mario!
The SMG4 Cast and the Fury Fighters Universe Friendships
Posted a week agoAlright...here it is...the friend groups of the SMG4 cast with the FFU cast.
SMG4 and Izzy (Vlogging pals)
Stupid Mario and Tay (Accident prone at times, although less prominent with Tay)
SMG3 and Morton (emotional pals)
Meggy and Iansan (both are coaches and trainers)
Tari and FFU Jet (gamers)
Saiko, Kaizo, Whimpu, and Becky (Japanese)
Fishy Boopkins, Melony, Axol, Corey, and Dev (nerds in their own right)
JubJub and Teddy (haven't introduced Teddy or his entire family yet, but they're both babies)
Bob and FFU Vector (Rappers)
Swagmaster69, Chris, and Armen (Military)
Karen and Jordan (Parents wanting to leave behind their dark pasts)
Zach, Cory, Katie, and Lucas (the Katphish triplets will most likely look up to Lucas as a role model)
Rob and Varesa (Crop harvesters)
SMG4 and Izzy (Vlogging pals)
Stupid Mario and Tay (Accident prone at times, although less prominent with Tay)
SMG3 and Morton (emotional pals)
Meggy and Iansan (both are coaches and trainers)
Tari and FFU Jet (gamers)
Saiko, Kaizo, Whimpu, and Becky (Japanese)
Fishy Boopkins, Melony, Axol, Corey, and Dev (nerds in their own right)
JubJub and Teddy (haven't introduced Teddy or his entire family yet, but they're both babies)
Bob and FFU Vector (Rappers)
Swagmaster69, Chris, and Armen (Military)
Karen and Jordan (Parents wanting to leave behind their dark pasts)
Zach, Cory, Katie, and Lucas (the Katphish triplets will most likely look up to Lucas as a role model)
Rob and Varesa (Crop harvesters)
Blue Fury Shorts: The Rise of Spectrum
Posted a week ago**Day 6**
*back at Eggman's lair, he goes through the archival footage on Lucas' past adventure in Russia*
Eggman: Hmmm... *goes through the whole archive until he found something interesting; a Necrozma guardian named Spectrum* That's...interesting...a living chaos emerald? *he goes through Spectrum's entire archive, finding out he was the leader of a group of Pokemon guardians known as the Ultra Guardians* Perhaps I can use these guys to my advantage...but who to have bring those guys to life? *has an idea* Tikal will do it for me!
*meanwhile, with Tikal*
Tikal: So far, nobody to resurrect.
Eggman: *offscreen* I know someone who you might interact.
Tikal: If it's coming from you, then I'm not doing it.
Eggman: It can't be that bad. It's just a couple of Pokemon.
Tikal: ...a bunch of Pokemon?
Eggman: Exactly. Well...one SPECIFIC Pokemon.
Tikal: Well...if you say so...
*a couple of minutes later, Tikal gets to work on resurrecting Spectrum*
Specrum: *rises from the grave, as well as the other ultra guardians* I have been reborn!
Eggman: Alright, then. Come with me! *he walks off with the other Ultra guardians*
Tikal: Uhhh...what did I just do?
*back at Eggman's lair, with Eggman and Spectrum, as well as the other Ultra guardians*
Eggman: Alright, you guys. You and me are going to work together to take down those pesky fury fighters! But before I do...one of you is missing.
Spectrum: Yes. The Xurkitree seems to be under the influence of a lion by the name of Leonid Spark. However, a new one will take their place.
*soon, Spectrum summons another Xurkitree*
Spectrum: And if I may, I'll have to recruit three additional ultra beasts to my team.
Eggman: Go ahead. Present them.
*Spectrum summons a Poipole, a Stakataka, and a Blacephalon*
Eggman: Oh, this is gonna be SO sweet! Those bastards won't even KNOW what hit them! I've got them THIS time!
Spectrum: Now then... *to the camera* Stand ready for my arrival, Morton!
*back at Eggman's lair, he goes through the archival footage on Lucas' past adventure in Russia*
Eggman: Hmmm... *goes through the whole archive until he found something interesting; a Necrozma guardian named Spectrum* That's...interesting...a living chaos emerald? *he goes through Spectrum's entire archive, finding out he was the leader of a group of Pokemon guardians known as the Ultra Guardians* Perhaps I can use these guys to my advantage...but who to have bring those guys to life? *has an idea* Tikal will do it for me!
*meanwhile, with Tikal*
Tikal: So far, nobody to resurrect.
Eggman: *offscreen* I know someone who you might interact.
Tikal: If it's coming from you, then I'm not doing it.
Eggman: It can't be that bad. It's just a couple of Pokemon.
Tikal: ...a bunch of Pokemon?
Eggman: Exactly. Well...one SPECIFIC Pokemon.
Tikal: Well...if you say so...
*a couple of minutes later, Tikal gets to work on resurrecting Spectrum*
Specrum: *rises from the grave, as well as the other ultra guardians* I have been reborn!
Eggman: Alright, then. Come with me! *he walks off with the other Ultra guardians*
Tikal: Uhhh...what did I just do?
*back at Eggman's lair, with Eggman and Spectrum, as well as the other Ultra guardians*
Eggman: Alright, you guys. You and me are going to work together to take down those pesky fury fighters! But before I do...one of you is missing.
Spectrum: Yes. The Xurkitree seems to be under the influence of a lion by the name of Leonid Spark. However, a new one will take their place.
*soon, Spectrum summons another Xurkitree*
Spectrum: And if I may, I'll have to recruit three additional ultra beasts to my team.
Eggman: Go ahead. Present them.
*Spectrum summons a Poipole, a Stakataka, and a Blacephalon*
Eggman: Oh, this is gonna be SO sweet! Those bastards won't even KNOW what hit them! I've got them THIS time!
Spectrum: Now then... *to the camera* Stand ready for my arrival, Morton!
Blue Fury Shorts: Grandpa Irwin’s Inheritance
Posted a week ago**Day 5**
*at the McIntosh household*
Brenda: Well, I’m glad Taylor’s changed. However, I’m worried about how Isabelle’s taking it. *she gets a call* Huh? *answers* Hello?
????: Hey, Brenda.
Brenda: Oh, hi, Terence. How’s it going?
Terence: It’s going good. Our father has died. He left behind 4,000 dollars for you, me, Joseph, and Neville. You’d best leave that for your kids.
Brenda: Oh…okay.
Terence: Yeah…anyways, bye, now. *hangs up*
Brenda: Isabelle! Taylor! Downstairs, now!
*Izzy and Tay head downstairs*
Izzy: Yes, mum?
Brenda: Your grandpa Irwin had passed away. He left behind 2,000 dollars to both of you.
Izzy: Awesome!
Tay: We’re rich!
Brenda: Now, hold on there, young man. This is going towards both your and Isabelle’s college fund! Do NOT touch any of it.
Tay: Awwww…
Brenda: Listen, Taylor. I know it’s rough, but college won’t be a bad thing for you. ESPECIALLY with how well you’ve grown. I’m actually proud of you.
Jason: Yeah. You did your old man proud, too.
Tay: You…really mean it?
Izzy: Yes. You did a good job back in Teyvat. Especially with what you did when Brevon attacked Becky.
Miranda: I'll admit...this isn't the first time you stood up for someone. I remember when you stood up to my dad.
Brenda: Well, with Taylor being smart, now, we just hope the other family members take it well.
Tay: Thank you, but...what college would enroll me after what I've done in the past?
Brenda: Isabelle mentioned something about the akademiya.
Tay: I like the idea, but I'm pretty sure nobody would want me near their school.
Izzy: I'm sure Mr. Alhaitham will vouch for you.
Tay: I don't know which class I'll join.
Izzy: It's okay. I'll walk you through each Darshan.
*at the McIntosh household*
Brenda: Well, I’m glad Taylor’s changed. However, I’m worried about how Isabelle’s taking it. *she gets a call* Huh? *answers* Hello?
????: Hey, Brenda.
Brenda: Oh, hi, Terence. How’s it going?
Terence: It’s going good. Our father has died. He left behind 4,000 dollars for you, me, Joseph, and Neville. You’d best leave that for your kids.
Brenda: Oh…okay.
Terence: Yeah…anyways, bye, now. *hangs up*
Brenda: Isabelle! Taylor! Downstairs, now!
*Izzy and Tay head downstairs*
Izzy: Yes, mum?
Brenda: Your grandpa Irwin had passed away. He left behind 2,000 dollars to both of you.
Izzy: Awesome!
Tay: We’re rich!
Brenda: Now, hold on there, young man. This is going towards both your and Isabelle’s college fund! Do NOT touch any of it.
Tay: Awwww…
Brenda: Listen, Taylor. I know it’s rough, but college won’t be a bad thing for you. ESPECIALLY with how well you’ve grown. I’m actually proud of you.
Jason: Yeah. You did your old man proud, too.
Tay: You…really mean it?
Izzy: Yes. You did a good job back in Teyvat. Especially with what you did when Brevon attacked Becky.
Miranda: I'll admit...this isn't the first time you stood up for someone. I remember when you stood up to my dad.
Brenda: Well, with Taylor being smart, now, we just hope the other family members take it well.
Tay: Thank you, but...what college would enroll me after what I've done in the past?
Brenda: Isabelle mentioned something about the akademiya.
Tay: I like the idea, but I'm pretty sure nobody would want me near their school.
Izzy: I'm sure Mr. Alhaitham will vouch for you.
Tay: I don't know which class I'll join.
Izzy: It's okay. I'll walk you through each Darshan.
Blue Fury Shorts: Enter the SMG4 Crew
Posted a week ago**Day 4**
*at the Prower/Kato household, Natalie was relaxing, when she sees a portal open up*
Natalie: Huh?
*soon, a bunch of characters from the SMG4 universe pop up from the portal*
Natalie: Oh, my…
*a few moments later*
Lucas: Okay, what’s the deal?
Jared: Everyone, this here is the entire SMG4 crew.
SMG4: Who are those guys?
Jared: These guys are the fury team.
Luigi: Nice to meet you all.
Bob: It's a pleasure to be with you all.
Boopkins: Aww, you guys seem nice.
*a few moments later*
Stupid Mario: *poking Izzy's tail* Does this bug you? Does this bug you? Does this bug you? Does this bug you? Does this bug you? Does this bug you?
*a man that looks like McCree from Overwatch attacks Stupid Mario. This was RH0987's G-mod counterpart*
Stupid Mario: OUCHO!!!
*Stupid Mario Owned Count: 1*
GMOD RH: Sorry about him.
*at the Prower/Kato household, Natalie was relaxing, when she sees a portal open up*
Natalie: Huh?
*soon, a bunch of characters from the SMG4 universe pop up from the portal*
Natalie: Oh, my…
*a few moments later*
Lucas: Okay, what’s the deal?
Jared: Everyone, this here is the entire SMG4 crew.
SMG4: Who are those guys?
Jared: These guys are the fury team.
Luigi: Nice to meet you all.
Bob: It's a pleasure to be with you all.
Boopkins: Aww, you guys seem nice.
*a few moments later*
Stupid Mario: *poking Izzy's tail* Does this bug you? Does this bug you? Does this bug you? Does this bug you? Does this bug you? Does this bug you?
*a man that looks like McCree from Overwatch attacks Stupid Mario. This was RH0987's G-mod counterpart*
Stupid Mario: OUCHO!!!
*Stupid Mario Owned Count: 1*
GMOD RH: Sorry about him.
Blue Fury Shorts: Enter Shinda, Amor, Izak, and Milo
Posted a week ago**Day 3**
*at Oakwood Elementary School, in Ms. Gray's class, as it was wrapping up*
Ms. Gray: Okay, class. That will be all. You all may leave.
*as the class leaves, Lucas comes face to face with a yellow rabbit, a gold elephant, a yellow duck, and a lion all arrive*
????: Oh. Hello, Lucas.
Lucas: How do you-
????: You're qfite famous. Especially duringkt your adfentures outside uff Oakwood. You'fe built qfite a r-r-reputation.
Lucas: Wow!
????: Anyways, mein name's Milo Zimmerman. It's nice to meet you.
????: I'm Izak.
????: I'm Amor.
????: And I'm Shinda.
Milo: Ve vould like to choin you on your adfentures ein day.
Lucas: Well, we have a fury team, so we'd like that.
Shinda: Perfect.
*at Oakwood Elementary School, in Ms. Gray's class, as it was wrapping up*
Ms. Gray: Okay, class. That will be all. You all may leave.
*as the class leaves, Lucas comes face to face with a yellow rabbit, a gold elephant, a yellow duck, and a lion all arrive*
????: Oh. Hello, Lucas.
Lucas: How do you-
????: You're qfite famous. Especially duringkt your adfentures outside uff Oakwood. You'fe built qfite a r-r-reputation.
Lucas: Wow!
????: Anyways, mein name's Milo Zimmerman. It's nice to meet you.
????: I'm Izak.
????: I'm Amor.
????: And I'm Shinda.
Milo: Ve vould like to choin you on your adfentures ein day.
Lucas: Well, we have a fury team, so we'd like that.
Shinda: Perfect.
Blue Fury Shorts: Lucas' New Rival
Posted a week ago**Day 2**
*at the Einstein/Bengal household, Lucas was out training his skills*
Lucas: *blasts a few balls of aura at a target dummy* Not good enough...I need to build my strength and agility to be on par with folks like the Knave.
Will: *spawns in front of Lucas* Lucas, listen. It's not good to push yourself to the point of death.
Lucas: But I have to push myself to my limits. That fight with the Knave taught me that I'm a mere mortal, and despite going above the realm of the gods, I'm not strong enough! But, you're right...I need a rest.
*as soon as he comes outside, he sees a grey lycan the same age as him, wearing a black shirt, blue shorts, and some sort of armor, as well as having a large sword behind his back*
????: Hello, Lucas.
Lucas: What the...who are you?
????: I am Lothaire. I will be your new rival. Expect to see more of me in your adventures. *leaves*
Lucas: *shakes his head* What the heck was that?
Will: What did you see?
Lucas: I saw...a lycan...that was around my age. He had grey fur, a black shirt, blue shorts, and some sort of armor on.
Will: Okay, wow. That IS weird.
Lucas: I have a suspicion that I'm gonna have another rival besides Morton.
*at the Einstein/Bengal household, Lucas was out training his skills*
Lucas: *blasts a few balls of aura at a target dummy* Not good enough...I need to build my strength and agility to be on par with folks like the Knave.
Will: *spawns in front of Lucas* Lucas, listen. It's not good to push yourself to the point of death.
Lucas: But I have to push myself to my limits. That fight with the Knave taught me that I'm a mere mortal, and despite going above the realm of the gods, I'm not strong enough! But, you're right...I need a rest.
*as soon as he comes outside, he sees a grey lycan the same age as him, wearing a black shirt, blue shorts, and some sort of armor, as well as having a large sword behind his back*
????: Hello, Lucas.
Lucas: What the...who are you?
????: I am Lothaire. I will be your new rival. Expect to see more of me in your adventures. *leaves*
Lucas: *shakes his head* What the heck was that?
Will: What did you see?
Lucas: I saw...a lycan...that was around my age. He had grey fur, a black shirt, blue shorts, and some sort of armor on.
Will: Okay, wow. That IS weird.
Lucas: I have a suspicion that I'm gonna have another rival besides Morton.
Blue Fury Shorts: Tay's Future
Posted a week ago**Day 1**
*inside Tay's bedroom, he was packing up his vision, getting ready to throw it away*
Izzy: Tay, wait! You're making a mistake.
Tay: What mistake? I'm doing myself a favor. Not just myself, but this entire family. Not to mention the many people who hated me purely because I was stupid will be proud of me. *leaves with his packed vision*
Izzy: *tears up* Okay...
*at a nearby lake, Tay was going to throw his vision by the river, until Sonic came by and saw Tay*
Sonic: Hey, Tay. I heard what happened. Are you really considering quitting the fury team altogether?
Tay: I feel like it's the logical step in my path to my life.
Sonic: What if I told you that it's the worst mistake of your life?
Tay: How so?
Sonic: Well...if you leave the fury team behind, you're also leaving your girlfriend behind. That, in turn, will cause a bad future to shift on your end.
Tay: Bad future? All because I want to expand my horizon?
Sonic: You're not getting it. *places his hand on Tay's head, causing his eyes to glow*
*we cut to a destroyed Oakwood*
Tay: *looks around to see the amount of damage* Oh, no...what happened?
*a white entity with spots arrives*
????: You happened!
Tay: Who are you?
????: I am known as The Spot! I came to destroy this timeline!
Tay: You...what?
The Spot: You don't get it...do you? Thanks to you leaving the fury team behind, and your raccoon girlfriend, it allowed me and my new comrades to take over the Fury Fighters Universe.
Tay: Ah, crap!
The Spot: Not to mention, I wiped out EVERYONE you love! Live with that! As I TAKE YOUR LIFE!!! *attacks Tay*
*back to the present*
Tay: *snaps back to reality* What the...so if I leave, everyone I know will die?
Sonic: Yes.
Tay: I didn't think me wanting to leave would kill everyone...if me staying means everyone will survive, then fine...not like I'll live long enough to be with Becky...
Sonic: Hold that thought. *places his hand on Tay's head, causing his eyes to glow again*
*we cut to a grown Tay meeting up with a grown Becky and a kid of their own, a dingo-raccoon hybrid*
Future Becky: So, how was work today?
Future Tay: It was good. The gardes managed to utilize the mekas I made for them.
????: Daddy work with mekas?
Future Becky: Yes, Oliver. He does.
*cut back to the present*
Tay: *snaps back to reality* What the heck was that?
Sonic: That, Tay, was a taste of what happens if you stay with the group.
Tay: So, if I leave, I risk killing everyone, but if I stay long enough, I might have a chance of having a good future and a kid with Becky?
Sonic: Yes, does that make sense?
Tay: Actually, that makes complete sense.
Sonic: YES!!!
Tay: Maybe...I SHOULD stay longer... *leaves* Where's Becky?
Sonic: Sweet! *takes out a comm and speaks to it* FFU Sonic to Maurice. Anomaly averted. Canon event reestablished.
Maurice: *on comm* Good. Now we won't have to worry about him attacking. Good job, FFU Sonic.
*inside Tay's bedroom, he was packing up his vision, getting ready to throw it away*
Izzy: Tay, wait! You're making a mistake.
Tay: What mistake? I'm doing myself a favor. Not just myself, but this entire family. Not to mention the many people who hated me purely because I was stupid will be proud of me. *leaves with his packed vision*
Izzy: *tears up* Okay...
*at a nearby lake, Tay was going to throw his vision by the river, until Sonic came by and saw Tay*
Sonic: Hey, Tay. I heard what happened. Are you really considering quitting the fury team altogether?
Tay: I feel like it's the logical step in my path to my life.
Sonic: What if I told you that it's the worst mistake of your life?
Tay: How so?
Sonic: Well...if you leave the fury team behind, you're also leaving your girlfriend behind. That, in turn, will cause a bad future to shift on your end.
Tay: Bad future? All because I want to expand my horizon?
Sonic: You're not getting it. *places his hand on Tay's head, causing his eyes to glow*
*we cut to a destroyed Oakwood*
Tay: *looks around to see the amount of damage* Oh, no...what happened?
*a white entity with spots arrives*
????: You happened!
Tay: Who are you?
????: I am known as The Spot! I came to destroy this timeline!
Tay: You...what?
The Spot: You don't get it...do you? Thanks to you leaving the fury team behind, and your raccoon girlfriend, it allowed me and my new comrades to take over the Fury Fighters Universe.
Tay: Ah, crap!
The Spot: Not to mention, I wiped out EVERYONE you love! Live with that! As I TAKE YOUR LIFE!!! *attacks Tay*
*back to the present*
Tay: *snaps back to reality* What the...so if I leave, everyone I know will die?
Sonic: Yes.
Tay: I didn't think me wanting to leave would kill everyone...if me staying means everyone will survive, then fine...not like I'll live long enough to be with Becky...
Sonic: Hold that thought. *places his hand on Tay's head, causing his eyes to glow again*
*we cut to a grown Tay meeting up with a grown Becky and a kid of their own, a dingo-raccoon hybrid*
Future Becky: So, how was work today?
Future Tay: It was good. The gardes managed to utilize the mekas I made for them.
????: Daddy work with mekas?
Future Becky: Yes, Oliver. He does.
*cut back to the present*
Tay: *snaps back to reality* What the heck was that?
Sonic: That, Tay, was a taste of what happens if you stay with the group.
Tay: So, if I leave, I risk killing everyone, but if I stay long enough, I might have a chance of having a good future and a kid with Becky?
Sonic: Yes, does that make sense?
Tay: Actually, that makes complete sense.
Sonic: YES!!!
Tay: Maybe...I SHOULD stay longer... *leaves* Where's Becky?
Sonic: Sweet! *takes out a comm and speaks to it* FFU Sonic to Maurice. Anomaly averted. Canon event reestablished.
Maurice: *on comm* Good. Now we won't have to worry about him attacking. Good job, FFU Sonic.
Blue Fury Shorts: The End of Brevon
Posted a week ago*at the vacation island in Natlan*
Lucas: Hopefully, it's the last time we see Brevon. After what he did to Milla, he's had this coming.
*soon, Mavuika arrives, looking towards Corey*
Mavuika: Corey Joseph Michaels...I have seen your leadership and bravery on full display when Natlan was under attack. For this, I shall give you your reward.
*with that, Mavuika placed her hand on Corey, surrounding him in pyro energy, to which the pyro energy manifested into a pyro vision, which appeared on Corey's shirt*
Corey: *looks to see his own pyro vision* Whoa!
Mavuika: Yes. It's your very own pyro vision. Use it well, Corey. *she then left*
*later, Brevon arrived, covered in bruises and soot*
Brevon: YOU KNOW WHAT?!? FUCK LILAC!!! FUCK LUCAS!!! AND FUCK THOSE THREE DEMON FUCKERS!!! I'M PUTTING AN END TO THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL!!! *approachs Izzy* I'LL START WITH YOU!!! *is about to attack Izzy with his dagger*
Becky: *gets in front of Izzy, her hands glowing* You stay away from Izzy!
Brevon: FUCK OFF, YOU BRAT!!! *slices Becky in the chest*
Becky: ACK!!! *her chest started bleeding*
Tay: *saw Becky getting injured* Oh, no! Becky! *approaches Becky* Are you okay?
Becky: *weakly* Yeah...
Brevon: Not what I had planned, but...
*Tay looks to Brevon, sparking up*
Tay: YOU!!! YOU'LL PAY!!! *electro dashes at Brevon, punching him in the stomach*
*Tay Owned Count: 473*
*Tay kept at it, attacking Brevon with various electro attacks, as his owned counter goes down*
Brevon: *backs away in fear* Damn it! *tries to use the hypnosis device, but the thing falls apart* WHAT?!? IT BROKE?!?
Starline: Dr. Eggman's machinery always falls apart.
Brevon: ARE YOU SAYING THAT THAT MACHINE I WAS USING WAS WORTHLESS?!?
Tay: Yes. *raises his hand, surrounding it in electro energy, causing it to summon a lightning bolt* You're electrocuted. *he throws the lightning bolt towards Brevon's chest, shocking it and destroying the owned counter for Tay*
Brevon: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *he collapses on the ground, showing he is dead*
Tay: *sighs* That's it...I'm leaving the fury team the second we leave this place.
Roxanne: Hold on, kid. Instead of leaving your team behind, you can use this as a learning experience. A lesson about keeping your loved ones close.
Tay: ......I'll think about it...
*as everyone left the area, Brevon's corpse got dragged into a portal*
Lucas: Hopefully, it's the last time we see Brevon. After what he did to Milla, he's had this coming.
*soon, Mavuika arrives, looking towards Corey*
Mavuika: Corey Joseph Michaels...I have seen your leadership and bravery on full display when Natlan was under attack. For this, I shall give you your reward.
*with that, Mavuika placed her hand on Corey, surrounding him in pyro energy, to which the pyro energy manifested into a pyro vision, which appeared on Corey's shirt*
Corey: *looks to see his own pyro vision* Whoa!
Mavuika: Yes. It's your very own pyro vision. Use it well, Corey. *she then left*
*later, Brevon arrived, covered in bruises and soot*
Brevon: YOU KNOW WHAT?!? FUCK LILAC!!! FUCK LUCAS!!! AND FUCK THOSE THREE DEMON FUCKERS!!! I'M PUTTING AN END TO THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL!!! *approachs Izzy* I'LL START WITH YOU!!! *is about to attack Izzy with his dagger*
Becky: *gets in front of Izzy, her hands glowing* You stay away from Izzy!
Brevon: FUCK OFF, YOU BRAT!!! *slices Becky in the chest*
Becky: ACK!!! *her chest started bleeding*
Tay: *saw Becky getting injured* Oh, no! Becky! *approaches Becky* Are you okay?
Becky: *weakly* Yeah...
Brevon: Not what I had planned, but...
*Tay looks to Brevon, sparking up*
Tay: YOU!!! YOU'LL PAY!!! *electro dashes at Brevon, punching him in the stomach*
*Tay Owned Count: 473*
*Tay kept at it, attacking Brevon with various electro attacks, as his owned counter goes down*
Brevon: *backs away in fear* Damn it! *tries to use the hypnosis device, but the thing falls apart* WHAT?!? IT BROKE?!?
Starline: Dr. Eggman's machinery always falls apart.
Brevon: ARE YOU SAYING THAT THAT MACHINE I WAS USING WAS WORTHLESS?!?
Tay: Yes. *raises his hand, surrounding it in electro energy, causing it to summon a lightning bolt* You're electrocuted. *he throws the lightning bolt towards Brevon's chest, shocking it and destroying the owned counter for Tay*
Brevon: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *he collapses on the ground, showing he is dead*
Tay: *sighs* That's it...I'm leaving the fury team the second we leave this place.
Roxanne: Hold on, kid. Instead of leaving your team behind, you can use this as a learning experience. A lesson about keeping your loved ones close.
Tay: ......I'll think about it...
*as everyone left the area, Brevon's corpse got dragged into a portal*
Blue Fury Shorts: Mutant Brevon Rises
Posted 2 weeks ago*Brevon faceplanted near the vacation spot*
Brevon: *growls* Damn it! Those fury fuckers ruined ABSOLUTELY everything! There's NOTHING I want more than to fucking squash them! ESPECIALLY that build-a-bear bastard! *then, it hits him* Waaaaaaaaait... *takes out a syringe from his pocket. It seemed to be a mix of saurian blood and the mixture he gave Serpentine and Milla* I never thought I'd have to do this, but those assholes leave me NO choice! *injects the syringe into himself* Yeah! NOW, you're going down! You AND the other fury fuckers!
*he laughs like a maniac, as he mutates into a mutant-saurian hybrid*
*meanwhile, back with the fury team*
Lucas: *yawns* Man, that was a good sleep.
Jared: *offscreen* Lucas. Natalie. Breakfast is ready.
*as soon as everyone finished breakfast*
Lucas: Okay. What should we do, first?
*soon, a loud roar was heard*
Lucas: What the...
Tay: Is that another saurian?
Becky: We better check it out.
*the fury team makes it to the source of the sound, only to see a mutated Brevon*
Brevon: *looks down* FINALLY!!! I'LL TAKE YOU FURY FUCKERS DOWN!!!
Lilac: No, Brevon! YOU'RE the one who's going down!
*Jared then gets in front of Lilac and growls at Brevon*
Brevon: Oh, please! I would've NEVER attacked that dog girl had I known that she was your overgrown sperm!
Merrick: We adopted her, alongside Lilac and Carol!
Brevon: That doesn't matter! My only target is that build-a-bear freak! For the humiliation he's put me through!
Armen: That's my son you're talking to! And I won't let you hurt him!
Brevon: Great! Now, I'll have to deal with the FOUR of you! Very well!
Brevon: *growls* Damn it! Those fury fuckers ruined ABSOLUTELY everything! There's NOTHING I want more than to fucking squash them! ESPECIALLY that build-a-bear bastard! *then, it hits him* Waaaaaaaaait... *takes out a syringe from his pocket. It seemed to be a mix of saurian blood and the mixture he gave Serpentine and Milla* I never thought I'd have to do this, but those assholes leave me NO choice! *injects the syringe into himself* Yeah! NOW, you're going down! You AND the other fury fuckers!
*he laughs like a maniac, as he mutates into a mutant-saurian hybrid*
*meanwhile, back with the fury team*
Lucas: *yawns* Man, that was a good sleep.
Jared: *offscreen* Lucas. Natalie. Breakfast is ready.
*as soon as everyone finished breakfast*
Lucas: Okay. What should we do, first?
*soon, a loud roar was heard*
Lucas: What the...
Tay: Is that another saurian?
Becky: We better check it out.
*the fury team makes it to the source of the sound, only to see a mutated Brevon*
Brevon: *looks down* FINALLY!!! I'LL TAKE YOU FURY FUCKERS DOWN!!!
Lilac: No, Brevon! YOU'RE the one who's going down!
*Jared then gets in front of Lilac and growls at Brevon*
Brevon: Oh, please! I would've NEVER attacked that dog girl had I known that she was your overgrown sperm!
Merrick: We adopted her, alongside Lilac and Carol!
Brevon: That doesn't matter! My only target is that build-a-bear freak! For the humiliation he's put me through!
Armen: That's my son you're talking to! And I won't let you hurt him!
Brevon: Great! Now, I'll have to deal with the FOUR of you! Very well!
Blue Fury Shorts: Trying Natlan Delicacies
Posted 3 weeks ago*at the resort, the next morning, everyone is at some sort of restaurant*
Kachina: I can't wait to show you our region's dishes.
Iansan: You might've seen some of those back at the Collective of Plenty.
Lucas: Well, we might have.
Varesa: Anyways, here in Natlan, we've got Cheesy Mushroom Skewers, Grainfruit Chips, Saurus Crackers, Hot Spring O'Clock, BBQ Beef Heart Skewers, and Magma Eggs, just to name a few.
Scooter: Oooooooooh. Sounds delicious.
*soon, everyone began eating*
Scooter: Those were actually delicious.
Mualani: Glad you liked them.
Kachina: I can't wait to show you our region's dishes.
Iansan: You might've seen some of those back at the Collective of Plenty.
Lucas: Well, we might have.
Varesa: Anyways, here in Natlan, we've got Cheesy Mushroom Skewers, Grainfruit Chips, Saurus Crackers, Hot Spring O'Clock, BBQ Beef Heart Skewers, and Magma Eggs, just to name a few.
Scooter: Oooooooooh. Sounds delicious.
*soon, everyone began eating*
Scooter: Those were actually delicious.
Mualani: Glad you liked them.
Blue Fury Shorts: Natlan's Vacation Resort
Posted 4 weeks ago*the fury team, alongside Natlan's vision bearers, arrive at some sort of Island, they check in, and explore*
RH: Everyone, welcome to Easybreeze Holiday Resort, Natlan's hotel for all of your vacation needs.
Lucas: Well, THIS place looks amazing.
Marie: You all can relax here at ANY point in time. It'll all be on us. You all have done so much for Teyvat. So, I believe it's appropriate that we all treat you.
Milly: Alright! Sweet!
*soon, as everyone got settled in their assigned buildings*
Lucas: Man, this place looks so luxurious.
Natalie: Yep.
Jared: You two enjoy your stay.
Armen: We'll go and check on you guys every few hours. *he and Jared walk off*
*soon, Natalie kisses Lucas, making him blush*
RH: Everyone, welcome to Easybreeze Holiday Resort, Natlan's hotel for all of your vacation needs.
Lucas: Well, THIS place looks amazing.
Marie: You all can relax here at ANY point in time. It'll all be on us. You all have done so much for Teyvat. So, I believe it's appropriate that we all treat you.
Milly: Alright! Sweet!
*soon, as everyone got settled in their assigned buildings*
Lucas: Man, this place looks so luxurious.
Natalie: Yep.
Jared: You two enjoy your stay.
Armen: We'll go and check on you guys every few hours. *he and Jared walk off*
*soon, Natalie kisses Lucas, making him blush*
Blue Fury Shorts: Yet Another Natlan Machine
Posted a month ago*near a far away island in Natlan, Brevon faceplants hard*
Brevon: *groans as he gets up* Damn...that statue failed me...my only hope now is for something...powerful. Something I can FINALLY use to beat those fury fuckers! ESPECIALLY that build-a-bear freak!
*Brevon then wanders around the island until he discovers another large automaton*
Brevon: This HAS to be the one that helps me get rid of those fury fuckers!
*he goes up to the automaton and hypnotizes it*
Brevon: Now...you will do my bidding.
*meanwhile, with Lucas and Serpentine, having made their way to the Children of Echoes*
Serpentine: So this is that Children of Echoes tribe you've been telling me about?
Lucas: Yep. Home of mining, jewel appraising, and breakdancing competitions. We actually saw Cameron showcase his breakdancing skills.
Ilsa: *through telepathy* Lucas! We need you here, stat!
Lucas: Whoa! Ilsa! What's happening?
Ilsa: *through telepathy* We've gotten word from Ms. Xilonen that Brevon is out on the prowl and has taken over another automaton.
Lucas: I'm on the way! *to Serpentine* Let's go.
*soon, Lucas arrives to where the other fury fighters are*
Lucas: So, where's this automaton?
Ilsa: It appears that this automaton is in another island far away from the Collective of Plenty tribe.
*hearing that, the fury team head their way to the island to find Brevon, using extreme gear*
Brevon: *groans as he gets up* Damn...that statue failed me...my only hope now is for something...powerful. Something I can FINALLY use to beat those fury fuckers! ESPECIALLY that build-a-bear freak!
*Brevon then wanders around the island until he discovers another large automaton*
Brevon: This HAS to be the one that helps me get rid of those fury fuckers!
*he goes up to the automaton and hypnotizes it*
Brevon: Now...you will do my bidding.
*meanwhile, with Lucas and Serpentine, having made their way to the Children of Echoes*
Serpentine: So this is that Children of Echoes tribe you've been telling me about?
Lucas: Yep. Home of mining, jewel appraising, and breakdancing competitions. We actually saw Cameron showcase his breakdancing skills.
Ilsa: *through telepathy* Lucas! We need you here, stat!
Lucas: Whoa! Ilsa! What's happening?
Ilsa: *through telepathy* We've gotten word from Ms. Xilonen that Brevon is out on the prowl and has taken over another automaton.
Lucas: I'm on the way! *to Serpentine* Let's go.
*soon, Lucas arrives to where the other fury fighters are*
Lucas: So, where's this automaton?
Ilsa: It appears that this automaton is in another island far away from the Collective of Plenty tribe.
*hearing that, the fury team head their way to the island to find Brevon, using extreme gear*
Blue Fury Shorts: The Stadium of the Sacred Flame
Posted a month ago*in Natlan, the fury team makes their way to some stadium*
Scooter: Oooooooooh...a colosseum!
Mavuika: You are correct, child. This is the Stadium of the Sacred Flame. It started off as a competition to be chosen to enter the Night Kingdom to subdue the abyss. Nowadays, we use this place as a way to test who is the strongest warrior in all of Natlan.
Lucas: Whoa! You actually had gladiator fights there?
Mavuika: That we did, young Lucas.
Tay: Did you...have any warriors killed in the action?
*hearing what Tay said shook Chasca and Carina*
Chasca: *sighs* I think...it's about time we told you...
*hearing this, the entire group turns their focus on Chasca and Carina*
Chasca: When we were at war with the Abyss, I lost my sister...she ended up dying in the war, leaving me to be the last hero to take down the abyss. Carina went through something similar.
Lucas: Damn...I'm sorry to hear that.
Chasca: Yeah...
*inside the stadium, as everyone was looking around*
Rex: This place...looks AMAZING!!!
Kachina: Yep. And get this. I participated a couple of times, and both times, my strength got acknowledged.
*soon, two humans, who were revealed to be Yunie and Kachina's bullies, arrived. These were Tepexpan and Tamuin*
Tepexpan: *looks to Yunie, then an RH* Those two? *takes out a staff* I ain't going down THIS time!
Tamuin: *takes out a sword* Yeah! We both know you're a danger and that you're special!
RH: Lucas...deal with those two.
Lucas: I'm gonna kick your ass, okay?
*both Tepexpan and Tamuin begin laughing*
Tepexpan: You mean to tell me that the build-a-bear reject is going to attack us? He's no adeptus!
Lucas: *facepalms* Fus...Ro Dah! *his thu'um sends both humans flying*
*both of the humans crash onto the seats*
Kachina: O_O Haaaah?
Mavuika: I've never seen this ability before.
Lucas: It's called a thu'um. An ability exclusive to the dragonborns.
Scooter: Oooooooooh...a colosseum!
Mavuika: You are correct, child. This is the Stadium of the Sacred Flame. It started off as a competition to be chosen to enter the Night Kingdom to subdue the abyss. Nowadays, we use this place as a way to test who is the strongest warrior in all of Natlan.
Lucas: Whoa! You actually had gladiator fights there?
Mavuika: That we did, young Lucas.
Tay: Did you...have any warriors killed in the action?
*hearing what Tay said shook Chasca and Carina*
Chasca: *sighs* I think...it's about time we told you...
*hearing this, the entire group turns their focus on Chasca and Carina*
Chasca: When we were at war with the Abyss, I lost my sister...she ended up dying in the war, leaving me to be the last hero to take down the abyss. Carina went through something similar.
Lucas: Damn...I'm sorry to hear that.
Chasca: Yeah...
*inside the stadium, as everyone was looking around*
Rex: This place...looks AMAZING!!!
Kachina: Yep. And get this. I participated a couple of times, and both times, my strength got acknowledged.
*soon, two humans, who were revealed to be Yunie and Kachina's bullies, arrived. These were Tepexpan and Tamuin*
Tepexpan: *looks to Yunie, then an RH* Those two? *takes out a staff* I ain't going down THIS time!
Tamuin: *takes out a sword* Yeah! We both know you're a danger and that you're special!
RH: Lucas...deal with those two.
Lucas: I'm gonna kick your ass, okay?
*both Tepexpan and Tamuin begin laughing*
Tepexpan: You mean to tell me that the build-a-bear reject is going to attack us? He's no adeptus!
Lucas: *facepalms* Fus...Ro Dah! *his thu'um sends both humans flying*
*both of the humans crash onto the seats*
Kachina: O_O Haaaah?
Mavuika: I've never seen this ability before.
Lucas: It's called a thu'um. An ability exclusive to the dragonborns.
So...that last journal was uncalled for...
Posted a month agoI let my anger get the best of me after an...unfortunate event that happened over at Discord...
I won't be doing these anymore...
I won't be doing these anymore...
Welp...guess I'll be coming back here.
Posted a month agoSo...this seems sudden, but I'm gonna be moving back here, due to content restrictions in other countries. So, yeah...I'm back. That means Blue Fury will be back in overdrive.
Regarding What's Going On Here
Posted 2 months agoSo, it's come to my attention that this site is fueled by...certain people who defend dangers to society...and that means I'll have to abandon FA entirely...I'm sorry to anybody who was excited about me ending the ongoing Blue Fury arc, but in light of what's happening, this is CLEARLY the right course of action...
STOP RUINING RAIL FANNING!!!
Posted 2 months agoSo...a few days ago, as I was doing my marathon training (yes, I'm gonna be running a marathon), when I heard from Tom that some idiots hijacked a train and crashed it into something. As if the incident involving that 17-year-old who ruined the coal train, causing it to nearly crash into something...now, we got THIS!!!
I swear, if this becomes a trend, then ALL hope for humanity is lost...
I swear, if this becomes a trend, then ALL hope for humanity is lost...
Blue Fury Shorts: Another Statue?!
Posted 2 months ago*at the Collective of Plenty location, Brevon faceplants*
Brevon: *groans as he gets up* Okay...clearly, that night place wasn't the right place...this is my last chance...there's GOTTA be something I can use to take down those fury fuckers... *he wanders around until he finds what looks to be a big rock* You have GOT to be kidding me...a stupid rock? Pathetic... *kicks the "rock"*
*soon, the rock comes to life, and it's shown to be another living statue*
Brevon: PERFECT!!! *hypnotizes the statue* Now, you're all mine to control!
*back at the Collective of Plenty*
Sprocket: *is eating an apple* Wow. RH was right. They ARE fresh.
*soon, a tall female with red hair and curves arrives at the scene. This was Mavuika, the pyro archon of Natlan*
Lucas: *sees Mavuika: Whoa! Who is that?
RH: That is the pyro archon.
Mavuika: So, these are the rumored fury fighters. Welcome to Natlan. I have also come to warn you that a green man has arrived at this location.
Lucas: Brevon! He must've found the Collective of Plenty!
Mavuika: It would be best if you took me with you.
????: Hold on! I want in!
*Lucas and Mavuika look to see Jericho arrived*
Lucas: Are you sure, Mr. Jericho?
Jericho: Yes. It's been a while since I had some action.
Mavuika: Alright! Let's head out!
Tay: I wanna come, too.
Brenda: No, Taylor! You already burnt your tail three times. We're NOT making it a fourth time!
Jason: Might have to leave this to those three.
*soon, Lucas, Jericho, and Mavuika go to where Brevon is*
Tammy: Hopefully, those three make it out okay.
Brevon: *groans as he gets up* Okay...clearly, that night place wasn't the right place...this is my last chance...there's GOTTA be something I can use to take down those fury fuckers... *he wanders around until he finds what looks to be a big rock* You have GOT to be kidding me...a stupid rock? Pathetic... *kicks the "rock"*
*soon, the rock comes to life, and it's shown to be another living statue*
Brevon: PERFECT!!! *hypnotizes the statue* Now, you're all mine to control!
*back at the Collective of Plenty*
Sprocket: *is eating an apple* Wow. RH was right. They ARE fresh.
*soon, a tall female with red hair and curves arrives at the scene. This was Mavuika, the pyro archon of Natlan*
Lucas: *sees Mavuika: Whoa! Who is that?
RH: That is the pyro archon.
Mavuika: So, these are the rumored fury fighters. Welcome to Natlan. I have also come to warn you that a green man has arrived at this location.
Lucas: Brevon! He must've found the Collective of Plenty!
Mavuika: It would be best if you took me with you.
????: Hold on! I want in!
*Lucas and Mavuika look to see Jericho arrived*
Lucas: Are you sure, Mr. Jericho?
Jericho: Yes. It's been a while since I had some action.
Mavuika: Alright! Let's head out!
Tay: I wanna come, too.
Brenda: No, Taylor! You already burnt your tail three times. We're NOT making it a fourth time!
Jason: Might have to leave this to those three.
*soon, Lucas, Jericho, and Mavuika go to where Brevon is*
Tammy: Hopefully, those three make it out okay.
Blue Fury Shorts: A Huge Eating Contest
Posted 2 months ago*at the Collective of Plenty, many of the fury team, consisting of Lucas, Natalie, Milly, Collin, Diana, Izzy, Tay, Becky, Carl, Saki, Lilac, Carol, Milla, and Serpentine, alongside RH, Marie, Big the Cat, Varesa, and Varena, is sitting near tables, some of which had plates of large portions of food*
Lucas: Okay, so what's happening?
Serpentine: An eating competition, huh?
Tay: I'll take ALL of you wankers down!
Brenda: *offscreen* Taylor!
Carl: *looks to Varesa and Varena's plates and notices that their plates are much larger* That's a lot of food.
RH: Oh, right. I forgot to mention that this competition has 2 levels: the "regular challenge" and the "Varesa and Varena challenge," named after Varesa and Varena. Of course, you can only do the Varesa and Varena challenge if you've completed the regular challenge in the past.
Lucas: And you know about this because...
Marie: Me and RH used to have HUGE appetites when we were younger.
Lucas: I did NOT know that.
*soon, the tribe's chief, Acatl, arrives*
Acatl: Alright! You can all start right now!
*soon, everyone starts eating*
Lucas: Wow. This is really good. *he keeps eating*
Serpentine: *grabs a large piece of meat, constricts his jaw, and slides it into his mouth, chewing it*
Tay: *wolfing down the food he's gotten*
*a couple of minutes later, almost everyone had stopped eating with almost empty plates*
Tay: *groans* I shouldn't have eaten so much...
Lucas: Man...I'm stuffed.
*Saki notices Carl's plate is empty*
Saki: O_O Carl? You ate your WHOLE plate?
Carl: Yep. *burps*
Acatl: Welp...you definitely take after your uncle.
*Varesa, Varena, RH, and Marie also have finished their plates*
Varesa: Looks like it's a five way tie between me, Varena, RH, Marie, and Carl.
*soon, Tay was on the verge of vomitting*
Brenda: Oh, no! *takes Tay to another random area*
Serpentine: Is that dingo kid okay?
Jason: Taylor had too much to eat...give him time to heal.
Lucas: Okay, so what's happening?
Serpentine: An eating competition, huh?
Tay: I'll take ALL of you wankers down!
Brenda: *offscreen* Taylor!
Carl: *looks to Varesa and Varena's plates and notices that their plates are much larger* That's a lot of food.
RH: Oh, right. I forgot to mention that this competition has 2 levels: the "regular challenge" and the "Varesa and Varena challenge," named after Varesa and Varena. Of course, you can only do the Varesa and Varena challenge if you've completed the regular challenge in the past.
Lucas: And you know about this because...
Marie: Me and RH used to have HUGE appetites when we were younger.
Lucas: I did NOT know that.
*soon, the tribe's chief, Acatl, arrives*
Acatl: Alright! You can all start right now!
*soon, everyone starts eating*
Lucas: Wow. This is really good. *he keeps eating*
Serpentine: *grabs a large piece of meat, constricts his jaw, and slides it into his mouth, chewing it*
Tay: *wolfing down the food he's gotten*
*a couple of minutes later, almost everyone had stopped eating with almost empty plates*
Tay: *groans* I shouldn't have eaten so much...
Lucas: Man...I'm stuffed.
*Saki notices Carl's plate is empty*
Saki: O_O Carl? You ate your WHOLE plate?
Carl: Yep. *burps*
Acatl: Welp...you definitely take after your uncle.
*Varesa, Varena, RH, and Marie also have finished their plates*
Varesa: Looks like it's a five way tie between me, Varena, RH, Marie, and Carl.
*soon, Tay was on the verge of vomitting*
Brenda: Oh, no! *takes Tay to another random area*
Serpentine: Is that dingo kid okay?
Jason: Taylor had too much to eat...give him time to heal.
Blue Fury Shorts: Meeting the Tatankasaurs
Posted 2 months ago*at the Collective of Plenty, the fury team comes across some saurians that look like bulls*
Lucas: What saurians are those, and why do they look like bulls?
RH: Those, Lucas, are tatankasaurs. Those are the saurians for the Collective of Plenty.
Tay: Nice. We have saurians we can use as livestock.
RH: DAMN IT, TAY!!!
Tay: What?
*one of the large tatankasaurs impales Tay in the stomach with its horns*
Tay: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
*Tay Owned Count: 473*
Izzy: *facepalms* Oh, you have got to be kidding me...
Becky: I got it... *approaches Tay and heals him, using hydro energy*
Tay: *gets healed from his wounds* Oh, thank goodness...
Becky: Now, WHY would you think it was a good idea?
Tay: It was supposed to be a joke?
*soon, the ground rumbles, indicating a volcanic eruption is happening*
Lucas: What the hell is going on?
RH: Volcano eruption! Take shelter!
*the fury fighters scramble around looking for a place to hide until the eruption stopped*
Tay: *gets in a pile of rocks* Phew. *smells something* Why do I smell smoke? *looks to see his tail is on fire* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! NOT AGAIN!!!
*Tay Owned Count: 474*
Kenny McCormick (Cameo): *muffled* What- *gets crushed by a volcano rock that was aimed at him*
*after a couple of seconds, the rumbling stopped*
RH: Whoops...I forgot to mention that this tribe is near a volcano.
Izzy: So THAT explains the rich soil.
Lucas: What saurians are those, and why do they look like bulls?
RH: Those, Lucas, are tatankasaurs. Those are the saurians for the Collective of Plenty.
Tay: Nice. We have saurians we can use as livestock.
RH: DAMN IT, TAY!!!
Tay: What?
*one of the large tatankasaurs impales Tay in the stomach with its horns*
Tay: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
*Tay Owned Count: 473*
Izzy: *facepalms* Oh, you have got to be kidding me...
Becky: I got it... *approaches Tay and heals him, using hydro energy*
Tay: *gets healed from his wounds* Oh, thank goodness...
Becky: Now, WHY would you think it was a good idea?
Tay: It was supposed to be a joke?
*soon, the ground rumbles, indicating a volcanic eruption is happening*
Lucas: What the hell is going on?
RH: Volcano eruption! Take shelter!
*the fury fighters scramble around looking for a place to hide until the eruption stopped*
Tay: *gets in a pile of rocks* Phew. *smells something* Why do I smell smoke? *looks to see his tail is on fire* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! NOT AGAIN!!!
*Tay Owned Count: 474*
Kenny McCormick (Cameo): *muffled* What- *gets crushed by a volcano rock that was aimed at him*
*after a couple of seconds, the rumbling stopped*
RH: Whoops...I forgot to mention that this tribe is near a volcano.
Izzy: So THAT explains the rich soil.
Blue Fury Shorts: The Collective of Plenty
Posted 2 months ago*in Natlan, the fury team makes it to the last tribe, the Collective of Plenty*
RH: Ladies and gentlemen, this here is the last tribe of the bunch, the Collective of Plenty, or Teteocan. This is where the majority of the food comes from. Their soil is so rich, you'd be hard-pressed to not see any orchards.
*as he was speaking, a small female with tanned skin, as well as her mobian counterpart, a rabbit, arrive. These were Iansan and Cherry*
Iansan: Well, hello, RH.
RH: Guys, these are Iansan and Cherry. They're basically fitness instructors.
Lucas: You didn't tell us this tribe was also home to the strongest tribespeople.
RH: Whoops.
*soon, a medium female with pink hair, cow horns, cow ears, and a cow tail, alongside her mobian counterpart, a cow, arrive. These were Varesa and Varena*
Varesa: *sees the fury fighters* Hello.
Lucas: Oh. Hi there, ma'am.
Varena: *looks to Carl* Carl! *runs to him and hugs him* Oh, thank archon you're alright!
Saki: Hah?
Carl: Oh. I forgot to tell you that I have a cousin. This is Varena.
Saki: Nice to meet you.
Tay: *looks to Iansan* Who is this shorty?
Iansan: *anger mark as he attacks Tay with her polearm*
Tay: OWIE!!!
*Tay Owned Count: 472*
RH: Oh, yeah...she hates being called short.
RH: Ladies and gentlemen, this here is the last tribe of the bunch, the Collective of Plenty, or Teteocan. This is where the majority of the food comes from. Their soil is so rich, you'd be hard-pressed to not see any orchards.
*as he was speaking, a small female with tanned skin, as well as her mobian counterpart, a rabbit, arrive. These were Iansan and Cherry*
Iansan: Well, hello, RH.
RH: Guys, these are Iansan and Cherry. They're basically fitness instructors.
Lucas: You didn't tell us this tribe was also home to the strongest tribespeople.
RH: Whoops.
*soon, a medium female with pink hair, cow horns, cow ears, and a cow tail, alongside her mobian counterpart, a cow, arrive. These were Varesa and Varena*
Varesa: *sees the fury fighters* Hello.
Lucas: Oh. Hi there, ma'am.
Varena: *looks to Carl* Carl! *runs to him and hugs him* Oh, thank archon you're alright!
Saki: Hah?
Carl: Oh. I forgot to tell you that I have a cousin. This is Varena.
Saki: Nice to meet you.
Tay: *looks to Iansan* Who is this shorty?
Iansan: *anger mark as he attacks Tay with her polearm*
Tay: OWIE!!!
*Tay Owned Count: 472*
RH: Oh, yeah...she hates being called short.
Blue Fury Shorts: A Drunk Dingo and a Drunk Shaman
Posted 3 months ago*at the Masters of the Night-Wind tribe, the fury fighters return from their battle*
Serpentine: Oh. Hey, guys. We were just about to head off to the upcoming tribe. Collective of Plenty, it was called?
RH: *offscreen* Yes. You got it right, Serpentine.
Izzy: So, how's dad doing?
Bruce: Well...he's hammered...alongside both Granny Itzilis...
*a drunk Jason arrives with a drunk Citlali, as well as a drunk Ally*
Jason: *drunk* Ya see? I can *hic* drink more than you old hags...
Citlali: *drunk* Hey! You *hic* respect your elders!
Ally: *drunk* Yeah!
Brenda: *facepalms* Jason, this is the 6th time!
Jason: *drunk* Woman, I'm *hic* doing fine. *collapses*
Brenda: Oh, for... *grabs a sober stim and applies it to Jason* That should do it.
Lucas: Mr. McInosh, we were gone for 40 minutes!
Brenda: Sorry you had to see Jason like that.
*as they were talking, Citlali and Ally get knocked out from the alcohol they were drinking*
Bruce: *sighs* I'll take care of both Grannies...you guys head off, now.
RH: Alright, guys. Follow me.
*soon, the fury fighters head out of the Masters of the Night Wind*
Serpentine: Oh. Hey, guys. We were just about to head off to the upcoming tribe. Collective of Plenty, it was called?
RH: *offscreen* Yes. You got it right, Serpentine.
Izzy: So, how's dad doing?
Bruce: Well...he's hammered...alongside both Granny Itzilis...
*a drunk Jason arrives with a drunk Citlali, as well as a drunk Ally*
Jason: *drunk* Ya see? I can *hic* drink more than you old hags...
Citlali: *drunk* Hey! You *hic* respect your elders!
Ally: *drunk* Yeah!
Brenda: *facepalms* Jason, this is the 6th time!
Jason: *drunk* Woman, I'm *hic* doing fine. *collapses*
Brenda: Oh, for... *grabs a sober stim and applies it to Jason* That should do it.
Lucas: Mr. McInosh, we were gone for 40 minutes!
Brenda: Sorry you had to see Jason like that.
*as they were talking, Citlali and Ally get knocked out from the alcohol they were drinking*
Bruce: *sighs* I'll take care of both Grannies...you guys head off, now.
RH: Alright, guys. Follow me.
*soon, the fury fighters head out of the Masters of the Night Wind*
Dear PETA: Stay Away from Nintendo’s Property!
Posted 3 months agoOkay, so…you know PETA? That animal rights company, which is seen as controversial in SO many ways against the gaming industry? Well, here they are, going after Nintendo’s Mario Kart character, Cow.
Like, come on! First you target Super Mario Bros for the tanuki suit, then you make parodies of their titles, like Cooking Mama, Pokémon, and the aforementioned Super Mario Bros, but NOW, you target Nintendo again? You’re LITERALLY becoming retards at this point!
Not to mention, you’re FUCKING BAD AT ACTIVISM!!! LEAVE THE GAMING INDUSTRY ALONE!!!
Sincerely,
Every gamer on Earth.
Like, come on! First you target Super Mario Bros for the tanuki suit, then you make parodies of their titles, like Cooking Mama, Pokémon, and the aforementioned Super Mario Bros, but NOW, you target Nintendo again? You’re LITERALLY becoming retards at this point!
Not to mention, you’re FUCKING BAD AT ACTIVISM!!! LEAVE THE GAMING INDUSTRY ALONE!!!
Sincerely,
Every gamer on Earth.
Blue Fury Shorts: The Abyss Plant
Posted 3 months ago*at the Masters of the Night-Wind, Brevon faceplants near yet ANOTHER cave*
Brevon: *gets up and groans* Oww...my head... *looks at the cave* Alright...what am I gonna deal with this time? *he enters the cave*
*inside the cave was what looks to be a dark purplish-blue bush*
Brevon: What...IS that?
*the bush then comes to life as it had sensed Brevon arriving*
Brevon: Just what I need! *hypnotizes the plant* I'll bring darkness to the night light!
Ororon: *saw the whole thing* That's not good.
*back to the Masters of the Night-Wind tribe, Bruce is enchanting the weapons of the fury fighters*
Bruce: Alright...that should be good.
*soon, Ororon arrives*
Ororon: That green man is back! And he's about to attack us with the abyss bush.
Lucas: Brevon's going at it again? Alright, guys. Let's roll out!
*the fury fighters make their way to where Brevon is*
Brevon: *gets up and groans* Oww...my head... *looks at the cave* Alright...what am I gonna deal with this time? *he enters the cave*
*inside the cave was what looks to be a dark purplish-blue bush*
Brevon: What...IS that?
*the bush then comes to life as it had sensed Brevon arriving*
Brevon: Just what I need! *hypnotizes the plant* I'll bring darkness to the night light!
Ororon: *saw the whole thing* That's not good.
*back to the Masters of the Night-Wind tribe, Bruce is enchanting the weapons of the fury fighters*
Bruce: Alright...that should be good.
*soon, Ororon arrives*
Ororon: That green man is back! And he's about to attack us with the abyss bush.
Lucas: Brevon's going at it again? Alright, guys. Let's roll out!
*the fury fighters make their way to where Brevon is*
