As the title stated, I have some relatively suck-ish like news that probably most people on FA couldn't give a flying fuck for. After all. I'm just telling y'all I'm leaving, for good.

It's not that someone scratched me on the wrong side. And even though (ironically) my old journal's statement tells you that I [was] very likely to stay... Time really change things.

It's been a fantastic time here on FA. I've met some interesting people, shared some skills and knowledge, learned about life/shiaze and mostly whatever someone that used to be antisocial and stuck on the internet all the time like the small boy I were.

I'm all grown up now, and don't feel that home here anymore. It's rarely that I even check by to see how things goes. And everytime. Nothing new or interesting have happen. No messages, no writings on my wall.
Even though I upload stuff here and there, things gets out of head for those who've watched me. Mostly because I'm a lazy fuck who haven't been uploading for quite a while.
The reason for that is simple: I. Have. Nothing. To. Upload. Thus, I'm doomed to be written down in the forget-book.

When I leave. I'll just be that biowulf guy who was cool but never online.

Hope y'all have a tremendous life onward and will never give up. Follow your bloody dreams god-damnit.

ONE MORE BLOODY IMPORTANT THING (for those who still want to chatter up with me). I'll leave my skype info down below for you to pick up and.. do whatever you always do to new skype "Friends".

Skype: biowullf

BONUS\ MSN: walkoprops.


Have fun girls & lads.

As the title explained, I managed to return. Giving myself a second chance to do something artistic with my life. Playing music is my shit, but since I got nowhere to record myself and my songs, why not be a photographer? After all, that's something I like to do.

But not some kind of idiotic, compulsive facebookshit photographer. Noooooo. I'm going batshit insane with epic pictures. Probably going to use some photoshop at some too, but that's entirely up to what I got time to do, or if the picture is already cool enough to work.



With other words. It's awesome being back... Feeling all apeshit happy, I'm going to submit a whole lot more than before. Maybe even get a name for myself.

Look at this shait. My last journal was from christmas and still nothing's happened. I... I believe furaffinity's not a place for someone like me anymore.

Anyhow, thanks to all of you people that have given me a fabulous time here on this humble site. It's a site with love and art. None of those really fit for me anyway... Not anymore.

THANKS. Thanks. Thank you once again for reading this and understands that life's goes on and one man like me got to move from one bird's nest to another.

I'll give a little go on from here though. I bet there's at least SOMEONE that want to keep up contact with me so put this on your msn: aleksander_valoer[at]hotmail.com or this on skype: biowullf


Thank you and take care.

It's that time of year again. The big, happy and [very] expensive day that everybody care so much about.
Christmas, or what we call in Norway: "Jul"

Christmas with all those candles, presents and joy, I should buy my private crier to say happy Christmas to everyone I know because I never feel anything of it myself when I try to spoon the joy all over my friends. Therefore, Furaffinity is something of usage.


I just wished to give my best thoughts to a happy Christmas for all of you guys and galls out there.


MERRY CHRISTMAS
and
HAPPY NEU YER :D

I WILL DO THESE THINGS:

1. Respond with something random about you.
2. Tell you which colour you remind me of.
3. Tell you my first memory of you.
4. Tell you what animal you remind me of.
5. Ask you something I've always wondered about you.
6. Tell you my favourite thing about you.
7. Tell you my least favourite thing about you.
8 Tell you how you make me feel.
9. Challenge you to post this on your journal.

It's that time again. The time to read my wordless words with no point n______n

Today's a big day for me :D This month has been fabulous to me, holiday was up and in my sparetime; I taught myself Spanish ^^ I can't speak it 100% yet.... let us say 30% for now *-* If anyone out there could help me practice? It would be terrific OuO

While chattin' about languages... I'm thinking about to learn myself some Japanese in the move :D Good idea? Your shot!


I'd like to say HOLA MI AMIGOS HERE ON FA :D Today's a big day for me: I'm drinkin' Whiskey and Vodka for the first time, and hot damn, they taste fine <3 I'm probably a little drunk when I write this but that doesn't mean you should turn down the page yet 'cause it's the time foooor... *drums*......... the month's WORDS OF WISDOOOOOM OuO


I learned a big lesson this beautiful month: DON'T [and I say it again] DON'T bake cakes if you're not entirely sure how to do it... The good things out of it is that you learn incredible ways of cleaning you didn't know existed before.



Oh btw, school's in soon. CAN'T BLOODY WAIT :D


Hope y'all love a wonderful August as it is and whistle "Always look on the bright side of life" when you're thinking about pandas.

I'm back, finally I could use my TIP skills for something good... and by "good" I mean fixing up my ol' PC that died half a year ago :D

Since it's about 3 month past the last journal, I want to take this one to the limit.

The end



No end before I say so, and I didn't mean that one above this sentence. IT'S THE EVIL ME MAKING ME SAY THINGS LIKE THAT.

Now, where was I. Aha. I like to say hello "HELLO" to my buddies on FA I haven't spoke to in a while. Please, pop in and chat with me now when I'm willing ^o^

LOVE LIFE UPDATE: Single, desperate and lonely with friends.

But WHY IN THE NAME OF MOSES AM I SPEAKING ABOUT MYSELF HERE, WHEN I WANT YOU TO CHATTER UP WITH ME.
Please, be a gentleman/madam and say hello.

no, I'm not asking you to bump me ._. (I had to answer)



*New thing that inspires me to write at least one journal each month*

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WORDS OF WISDOM this month: DON'T drink Redbull when you already know you have the Redbull kick 24/7 in a week.
DON'T tingle with electricity; It's shocking news for everyone.
and DO this every night you goes to bed: Think about ten things that makes you happy, and say them out loud when you wake up the next day.




The End... Cherio... ta-ta

I'M BAAACK, but not so hotter than before...

Since I'm no tappad at FurAffinity as I ever hoped to be, I'll commit myself soon to be a "watcher" (scary word O_O)
I got my nipped hands on a phographer BOOK :D So I'm learning a li-itle about that stuff... I'm no good at it but I will practice on my lovely cats ~ <3


Oh, and before I forget. Or I can't forget this but anyhow...
The lovely  anbessa was so kind and sweet to actually help me making my other fursona... :D I'll give ALL credit to her. Thanks to this lovely sir-or-madam. A new fursona was borned. So go and check out her AWESOMENESS of an artist collection ;D

IMPORTANT UPDATE I don't own a REAL internet... I'm using a Telenor modem.. And dad complains about the bills comming in when I'm using it... sooo WE made a DEAL: IF I DON'T TOUCH or think ABOUT THE INTERNET A WHOOOOLE MONTH (20. March (today) 'till 20. April) DAD WILL BUY REAL, SAFE AND FAST INTERNET!!!!!!! I'LL HOLD THIS MONTH UP, AND SURVIVE WITH HONOR... At least. That's what I hope I'll do
So wish me all good luck guys and garls...

Oh, but this doesn't mean that I wont be on FA this month... I'll take all chances I can get to stay in touch with my good friends here...

Now; Off to jump up and down for no reason

I gotta tell how much I love y'all here that speaks to me ~ <3

I don't have ANYTHING to say actually :3 Only that this is written in complete BOREDOM... -_-

It's winter-holiday right now. So why doesn't I have a great time?
I live in the ass end off Norway and the chances that people comes to visit me is small. Even friends Í_Ì

Luckily, is off to a city some miles from here and I'm gonna follow him :3 But the bad news after those good news is, my mom borrowed money from me to buy fags (cigars) ... So now I don't have the big share I SHOULD have anymore.... damn it :'/

Anyhow... I hope you all have a better time than me ;3
Oh and btw: http://armorgames.com/play/5379/sushi-cat it's the cutest and most epic internet flash game I ever played xD

What's up with y'all guys and gals ^_^ Anything good going on?

I'm off to Oslo from Thursday 'till Monday :D I'm gonna visit my long missed BEST FRIEND :D
I never been so happy in my life right now.
aaaand I won UKM (A competition) :3 So I'm off to Finnses at the semi-final in March :'D

But then it all got spoiled by my GF that broke up with me :<

I'm off to buy myself a new hunting knife. And I wanted especially a butterfly knife. But my problem now is to choose one... so I want you to help me ^_^

http://www.bladeplay.com/item--Oliv.....-Acrylic--5553
http://www.bladeplay.com/item--Blac.....Aluminum--6173 (1)
http://www.bladeplay.com/item--Stee.....ck-Steel--3091
http://www.bladeplay.com/item--Scor.....ed-Black--6167 (1)
http://www.bladeplay.com/item--Cham.....utterfly--6180 (2)
http://www.bladeplay.com/item--Blac.....yr-Tanto--6181
http://www.bladeplay.com/item--The-.....al-Twist--6185
http://www.bladeplay.com/item--Barr.....utterfly--4986
http://www.bladeplay.com/item--Stee.....ck-Steel--3091
http://www.bladeplay.com/item--Infe.....nd-Black--4802


Please wote now ^_^ Oh and please come with YOUR idea I might like.

001. Real name → Alexander
002. Nickname(s)→ Alex, Al, Big Al (Ye from Ratchet), dude, chumper, door crasher (cause I beat my head against them when I'm bored or in the crazy-mood)
003. Zodiac sign → Killroy or my homemade little furry icon
004. Male or female → Male
005. Elementary → Finished
006. Middle School → finished
007. High School → About to choose
008. Hair color → Originally blond, but now it's colored black
009. Long or short → The magical line between long and short. (Mostly puffball)
010. Loud or Quiet → People often never notice me >-<
011. Sweats or Jeans → Jeans
012. Phone or Camera → phone
013. Health freak → meh, I do take a shower every second day and change clothes often. But I'm NOT a health freak if I often put what I found in my mouth.
014. Drink or Smoke? → Tried a beer. Tasted strange but fully (never again). Smoked... I don't want to be a L4D smoker >//<
015. Do you have a crush on someone? → Yes I do  panter_mjuu (loves you)
016. Eat or Drink → prefer both when I really need it.
017. Piercings → ehm no
018. Tattoos → eeeehm no


HAVE YOU EVER?
019. Been in an airplane → Yes. Funny to fly (weeee)
020. Been in a relationship → Is now :3
021. Been in a car accident → Nope, but I could been... several times actually >-<
022. Been in a fist fight → I'm not the fighting type, but if someones gonna race me. THEN they got a problem :3

FIRSTS:
023. First piercing → Nope
024. First best friend → The biggest frickin' nazi you could find. But he's a really good friend and we keep contact between fire and ice.
025. First award → The biggest idiot >//<
026. First crush → Ehm... I'm pansexual :3 So crush is to toppando in my life
028. First big vacation → To Sweden yaay (Country next to Norway where I live)
029. Last person you talked to → My cat >//<
030. Last person you IMed → IMed O_O If I understands it correctly then it would be "stranger"
031. Last person you watched a movie with →  damianthedolphin We saw Avatar. <3
032. Last food you ate → Tomato Beans (nom)
033. Last movie you watched → Avatar :3
034. Last song you listened to → Owl City - Swimming In Miami
035. Last thing you bought → Wii remote
036. Last person you hugged → My GF (everybody else just push me away :'c)

FAVES:
037. Food → ehm, Turkey?
038. Drinks → Water :3 Cause without water we would never have any drinks (My logical thinking yeh yeh)
039. Clothing → Black Jeans and a purple/light purple/white/black/ checkered hoodie and soft black/white socks with lines.
040. Books → The Wild
041. Music → Owl City makes me happy and comfortable
042. Flowers → The black roses. (Cause I love black and that shows my love to the color black)
043. Colors → Like color? Black, red, dark green and artic (light blue)
044. Movies → Disney marks my favorites mostly.
045. Positions → Erhm missionary (gay and straight I do) xD
046. Subjects → It's the time of the year we have an art competition. I'm up with 15 pictures and 2 songs x3

IN 2009 I....
047. [x] kissed in the snow.
048. [] celebrated Halloween
049. [x] had your heart broken
050. [x] went over the minutes on your cell phone
051. [x] someone questioned your sexual orientation
052. [x] Came out of the closet
053. [] gotten pregnant (Holy crap if it happen to me xD)
054. [] had an abortion
055. [x] done something you've regretted (said I where bisexual before the class learned about sexual orientations. Everybody thought I where gay for 7 months)
056. [x] broke a promise (I did it too)
057. [x] hid a secret (Everyday, I get a new. From someone else, or me)
058. [x] pretended to be happy (All the time mostly ._.)
059. [x] met someone who changed your life (My ex boyfriend)
060. [] pretended to be sick.
061. [x] left the country (I did a runaway over to Sweden XD It's right over the mountains next to my house)
062. [x] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it (GS (Ask for original translate))
063. [x] traveled to high mountains (Feels good man)
064. [] ran a lot on the beach
065. [] live on a beach
066. [x] stayed single a whole year. (Ive been single 5 years a row. until now)

CURRENTLY:
067. Eating → Dust
068. Drinking → Air
069. I'm about to do → poop
070. Listening to → The telly in the living room
071. Plans for today → Hide under the bed or in the corner of m room
072. Waiting for → My illusions to go away

YOUR FUTURE:
073. Want kids? → mmm ye problaby
074. Want to get married? → Ye... ye I do wish that could happen
075. Careers in mind → Tech dude at the telly or the radio

EITHER-OR:
076. Lips or eyes → both
077. Shorter or taller? → Taller
078. Romantic or spontaneous → Romantic
079. Nice stomach or nice arms → None is important for my interests.
080. Sensitive or loud → sensitive
081. Hook-up or relationship → Relationship is trustworthy stuff.
082. Trouble-maker or hesitant → crazed hesitant (I make trouble but makes it good somehow)

HAVE YOU EVER:
083. Lost glasses/contacts → I don't wear those things.
084. Ran away from home → Over to Sweden xD
086. Killed somebody/thing → I did (I'm not sorry for it but I know it hurts for someone) shot a little bird in a tree with a crossbow >-< (For all the people out there thinking I tortured the little birdy, it died by the direct hit in the head)
087. Broken someone's heart → Myself
088. Been arrested → Been arrested by winning a race with the police xD (I raced a police officer on feet in Tromsö xP I won)
089. Cried when someone died → No... I'm cold, someway

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
090. Yourself → On the monsters I make :3
091. Miracles → Only when it happens to me (and it never does)
092. Love at first sight → Nah
093. Heaven → meh
094. Santa Claus → HOLY YES (even that I look at that dude as a pedo since he shares "presents" to small kids. And he alway mention the "bad" kids first.
095. Sex on the first date → Maybe for some special guys/girls
096. Kiss on the first date → Yah

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now? → Yes... guess who :P
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life? → No. I just want to get the things that bothers me EVERYDAY out of my frickin' head.
099. Do you believe in God → God is a person made to give some guys a kick of happiness. But someone do believe in it. I don't
100. Post as 100 truths and tag 20 people → I... don't have any idea who right now OwO

There's and friend of mine starting up some short of an "army" he calls "Farmy"

He want some help with it and I did what I could. Anyone want some fun just sign in http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1127686/

Happy new year... hope this year gonna be fine... :)

I'm here to wish all my friends a merry christmas.
Watch your pipe though :3

I'm gonna work a little more here at FA. Gifting; submit more starting coloring my pictures, learn tips and tricks from skilled artists.
And stop making those meme journals thats totally spam the page.. -_-

Now that I'm in my serius time, I want ideas to new pictures. Please come up with them if you want, I'll gladly take the most of them (I hope)

And I obey my friends... x3

Strobbed from


LEGEND.
(+++) WANT.
(++) Yeah.
(+) Cool.
(~) Eh.
(-) Nah.
(--) Nope.
(---) Hell No.
(?) What?

Anal on Males (++)

Transformation (+)

Yaoi (M/M) GAY SEX. (+)

Girly Boys (--)

Subbing/Doming (?)

Tentacles (++)

Spooge (~)

Bondage (+)

Oviposition (?)

Cross-dressing (+)

Oral (+) (I exept those)

Orgy (-) (mesh)

Muscle, Male (~) (Not TO much muscles, but a little ^^)

Lactation (~)

Incest (--) (I understands it, but I got my places)

Partial Nudity (+)

Anal on Females (+++) (sorry *blush*)

Clothing (+++)

Leather (+)

Stockings (~)

Muscle, Female (-)

Herm (+++)

Macro/Micro (+)

Impregnation (~)

Paw (+++) (feets, toes, sock I LOVE IT ALL)

Bi (+++)

Mind Control (++)

Uniform (~) (Depends on the uniform)

Solo Masturbation (+)

Tech (+)

Sadism (+/)

Hyper (++)

She-males (~)

Sinking (?)

Body Paint (+)

Plants (+)

Mud/Quicksand etc (-)

Anal Vore (---)

Rape (++)

Watersports (~)

Masochism (++)

Multiple body parts (---) (to unrealistic -_-)

Zoophilia (~)

Breasts (~+)

Breast Expansion (--)

Hetero (M/F) (+++) (What could I say, I'm bi)

Biting (++) (I get turned on by that :3)

Inflation (+)

Pregnancy (+)

Yuri (F/F) (++) (Taste for maste :3)

Fat/Pudge (++) (Fupas are cute <3)

Cock Vore (---)

Standard Soft Vore (--)

Weight Gain (-)

Tails (++)

Cub (+) (I'm no pedo)

Baby/Diaper (--) (I kinda fell out of it for a long time ago)

Standard Hard Vore (+++)

Scat (--) (I understand people who like it, but no.. no)

Gore/guro (++)

Snuff (--)

Skunk spray (---) XD?

Asphyxiation (+)

Shoe/Boots (++)

Suit and Tie (++) (It fits everyone)

Soul Vore (+)

Butch Girls (-) (I don't like the faces of sad people)

Cheesecake (+) (Eat'em up; yum)

Glasses (++++++)

Electricity (+)

Wet-look (++)

Unbirth (-)

Latex/Rubber (-)

Rules:
If you get more than 30, get some counseling.
If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.
If you get 11-20, you are normal.
If you get 10 or less, you’re fearless.
People who don’t have any are full of BS.

I fear ...

[ ] black people (Not anymore)
[ ] the dark (love it)
[ ] staying single forever
[ ] being a parent (Why should I?)
[ ] being myself in front of others(I always myself)
[ ] open spaces (Love them)
[ ] closed spaces (love them too)
[ ] heights (meh)
[ ] dogs (I got a dog)
[ ] birds (My cats kills them <:3)
[ ] fish (I fear fishing)
[ ] spiders (meh...)
[ ] flowers or other plants (Only the one's that bite)
Total - 0

[ ] being touched (I love it)
[ ] fire (...It's hot)
[ ] deep deep water (Love them if I don't have a weight belt on me)
[ ] snakes (nah)
[ ] silk (I love to touch it)
[ ] the ocean (Only the sharks in it)
[ ] failure (you need to fail to succed)
[ ] success (You need to succed to fail)
[ ] thunder/lightning (Love it)
[ ] frogs/toads (Meh)
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[ ] rats (They're so cute, why do science guys kill them)
[ ] jumping from high places (I love parkouring so jumping from high places are... normal)
[ ] snow (We got snow in Norway the most of the year)
Total - 0

[ ] rain (singing in the rain^_^)
[ ] wind (Love it)
[ ] crossing hanging bridges (Never done it before)
[ ] death (Live the life to the end)
[ ] heaven (Haven is the freaky thing)
[x] being robbed
[ ] falling (No, I love falling)
[ ] clowns (They makes me laugh)
[x] dolls (It feels like they're watching you whenever you go)
[ ] large crowds of people (Only they who aproach me in high speed)
[ ] men (Love them)
[ ] women (Love them)
[ ] having great responsibilities (It's big just to survive a day)
[ ] doctors (I want to be a doctor so people could call MEDIC)
[ ] tornadoes (They're cool)
Total - 2

[ ] hurricanes
[ ] incurable diseases (Meh)
[ ] sharks (I keep away from those but they are cool to look at)
[ ] Friday the 13th (That's my lucky day :3)
[ ] scary movies (Watch them TO often)
[x] poverty (Sometimes)
[ ] Halloween (It's fun)
[x] school (OMFG SCAREISST SHIT EVAH)
[ ] trains (They're cool. I love high speed)
[ ] odd numbers (You mean like 69 and Rule 34? meh. I like 69 special)
[ ] even numbers (meh. I see them)
[x] being alone (For days ye)
[ ] becoming blind (I'll get help)
[ ] becoming deaf (meh...)
[x] growing up (Nooo come back yesterday, I loved you)
Total - 6

[ ] creepy noises in the night (I love being freighten)
[ ] accomplishing my dreams/goals (Why should I be afraid of that :3)
[ ] needles (meh)
[ ] blood (I'm no vampire, but the world wouldn't been the same without blood)
Total - 6

Am I fearless? O_O
Wow

[x] smoked
[x] consumed alcohol
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[x] kissed someone of the same sex
[x] had sex
[x] had someone in your room other than family
[x] watched porn
[] bought porn
[] tried drugs

TOTAL SO FAR: 8

[x] taken painkillers
[x] taken someone else's prescription medicine (*wisling*)
[x] lied to your parents
[x] lied to a friend
[] snuck out of the house
[x] done something illegal
[x] felt hurt
[x] hurt someone
[x] wished someone to die
[x] seen someone die (a crow... I swear it was an accident)

TOTAL SO FAR: 17

[] missed curfew
[x] stayed out all night
[x] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[x] been to a therapist
[x] received a ticket
[] been to rehab
[] dyed your hair
[x] been in an accident (broke my arm)
[x] been to a club
[x] been to a bar

TOTAL SO FAR: 24

[x] been to a wild party
[] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[] had a spring break in Florida
[] sniffed anything
[] wore black nail polish
[] wore arm bands
[x] wore t-shirts with band names
[x] listened to rap
[] owned a 50 Cent CD

TOTAL SO FAR: 27

[x] dressed gothic (My normal style)
[x] dressed girly (new bi)
[x] dressed punk (Costume party)
[x] dressed grunge (yet, a costume party)
[x] stole something
[] been too drunk to remember anything
[x] blacked out (I got some strange things going on now, keep blacking out for moments very often now)
[x] fainted (Comes with the black outs)
[] had a crush on a neighbor (Don't have neighboor that's in my age)

TOTAL SO FAR: 34

[x] had a crush on a friend
[] been to a concert
[x] dry-humped someone; been dry humped
[] been called a slut
[] called someone a slut
[] installed speakers in a car
[x] broken a mirror
[x] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house (my ex :3)
[x] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush

TOTAL SO FAR: 40

[] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
[x] seen an R-rated movie (party, long time ago)
[x] cruised the mall (I did it when I parkoured)
[] skipped school
[x] had surgery (broke my arm :3)
[] had an injury (Broke my arm >:3)
[] gone to court
[] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[x] caught something on fire (I saved that cat without damage, I promise)
[x] lied about your age (Did... cause, I'm born at the new years eve and people take me as a kid when I'm with my same old friends)

TOTAL SO FAR: 44

[] owned/rented an apartment/house
[x] broke the law in the police's presence (I raced somepolice officers and took a shortcut. Not actually braking the law, but they wouldn't let me win)
[x] made out with someone who had a GF/BF (I didn't MADE out with him, only a small flirt. That's not illigal)
[x] got in trouble with the police (When I cheated at that race with them;P)
[x] talked to a stranger
[x] hugged a stranger
[] kissed a stranger
[] rode in the car with a stranger
[x] been harassed
[x] been verbally harassed (being a furry)

TOTAL SO FAR: 47

[x] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[x] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[x] been to a fair (I didn't buy anything though)
[x] been called a bad influence
[] drank and drove
[] prank-called someone
[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[] cheated on a test

TOTAL: 53

Ops I've becomed even worse after last time >_<
I'm a little monster :3

Got this meme copied by a burglurar

Name five items within arms reach:
1. The wall
2. My pillow
3. My carpet
4. My teddybear
5. My backpack

Name your top five favorite songs, in no particular order:
1. Owl City - Fireflies
2. Italio Brothers (?) - Stamping on the ground
3. The Temper Trap - Sweet Disposition
4. Outcast - Ms Jackson
5. Gorillaz - Clint Eastwood
[I got more]

Name five languages that you would learn if you could:
1. Japanese <3
2. Èspañol
3. China
4. French
5. Do I need five?

Name five politicians, not including Presidents, Prime Ministers, etc:
1. I don't trust them xD

Name five things you want to do before you die:
1. Be loved <3
2. Find a good job (I want to be a vet)
3. Learn how the human brain think so I can moderate it (muahahaha)
4. Grow real old ^-^
5. Learn how to fly

Stolen without force from  damianthedolphin

Level 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex (is that so bad O_O)

SO FAR: 2

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
( ) Dumped someone
( ) Been Fired
( ) Been In A Fist Fight

SO FAR: 3

Level 3
( ) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped Class (I HAD REASONS)
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die (If flies count)

SO FAR: 5

Level 4
( ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your deviantart / sheezyart Friends / FA
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking (I drank to much Soda)

SO FAR: 7

Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi
(x) Been Snowboarding (Kickass, if I could do it wothout breaking all my bones)
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit

SO FAR: 10

Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
( ) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel

SO FAR: 13

Level 7
( ) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite (failed dramaticly)
(x) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding
( ) Played Dress Up

SO FAR: 15

Level 8
( ) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves (never had the chance)
(x) Gone Sledging (after a car, yey)
( ) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
( ) Fallen Asleep At Work / School (almost)

SO far: 17

Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake

SO FAR: 18

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(x) Been cheated on (By to manny. That means I'm attractive :D)
(x) Been Misunderstood (to often >_<)

SO FAR: 21

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest (I was the best on Guitar Hero 3 and Super smash bros Brawl ^_^)
( ) Been Suspended From School
( ) Had Detention
( ) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident

SO FAR: 22

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night (I felt alone)
(x) Danced in the moonlight (Every full moon)

SO FAR : 24

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look (Only bad hair days XD
( ) Witnessed A Crime
(x) Pole Danced (No stripping)
(x) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes (Oh gawd)

SO FAR: 28

Level 15
( ) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World (I want to go to Japan >_<)
(x) Swam in the ocean
(x) Felt like you were dying (When I fell down that building... AND when I broke my arm. So much pain)

SO FAR: 30

Level 16
( ) Cried to sleep
( ) Played Cops And Robbers
( ) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
( ) Sang Karaoke
( ) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins

SO FAR: 30

Level 17
( ) Done Something You Told Yourself you shouldn't
( ) Made Prank Phone Calls (That's evil. since I know how scared some become)
( ) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain (romantic)

SO FAR: 30

Level 18
( ) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
( ) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere

SO FAR: 32

Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading (I got rollershoes)
(x) Had A Wish Come True (I got a best friend someone could ask for ^_^)
(x) Been Humped By A Dog (Bad dog, Bad)

SO FAR: 35

Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
(x) Jumped Off A Bridge /Level 1
( ) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex

SO FAR: 0

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
( ) Dumped someone
( ) Been Fired
( ) Been In A Fist Fight

SO FAR: 1

Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person (having one right now <3)
(x) Skipped Class (exploitation of meetings and alike x3)
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die (If flies count)

SO FAR: 4

Level 4
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your deviantart / sheezyart Friends / FA
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking

SO FAR: 6

Level 5
( ) Eaten Sushi
(x) Been Snowboarding (sucked tho x3)
( ) Met Someone Through Internet (sadly, never met anyone ive found online yet x.x)
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit

SO FAR: 7

Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
( ) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel

SO FAR: 10

Level 7
( ) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite..
(x) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up

SO FAR: 13

Level 8
( ) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves (not enough leaves!)
(x) Gone Sledging
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School

SO far: 17

Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake

SO FAR: 18

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(x) Been cheated on (long time ago, emotionless relatioship to a girl that ASKED to date me x.x)
(x) Been Misunderstood

SO FAR: 22

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
( ) Had Detention
( ) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident

SO FAR: 23

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) Danced in the moonlight

SO FAR : 23

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes

SO FAR: 26

Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World (one of my biggest wishes, which will happen a few years into the future)
(x) Swam in the ocean
(x) Felt like you were dying (bad dream :S)

SO FAR: 29

Level 16
(x) Cried to sleep
( ) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
( ) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins (cheap burgers man!)

SO FAR: 32

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't (turn gay - funny thing really xD)
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain

SO FAR: 35

Level 18
( ) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
( ) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere

SO FAR: 37

Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
(x) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey

SO FAR: 40

Level 20
(x) Worn Pearls
(x) Jumped Off A Bridge (BUNGEEEEEE)
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina" (In Norwegian x3)
( ) Swam With Dolphins

SO FAR: 43

Level 22
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
( ) Kicked A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes (My cousin had spare and I puked my own out. I was a tiny kid back then)
(x) Sat On A Roof Top (I wanted to turn to Faith from Mirrors Edge) --> I did some stunts ;P

SO FAR: 46

Level 23
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
( ) Recently stayed Up for a while talking to someone you care about

SO FAR: 47

Level 24
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree (aaaaand fel down XD)
( ) Had/Been In A Tree House
( ) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone (nah. I play scary games alone too)

SO FAR: 48

Level 25
(x) Believed In Ghosts (Casper is cute and I believed in him as young)
( ) Have / had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
( ) been in Jail

SO FAR: 49

Level 26
( ) Played Chicken
( ) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( ) Been told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
(x) Broken A Bone (My arm. I can pull it out in a strange angle and stretch it 2 cm out :D)
( ) Been Easily Amused (I needto be in the right mood)

SO FAR: 50

Level 27
(x) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later (nomed it up)
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one (Someone asked me about drawing pr0n picture on school) (They loved it)
(x) Caught A Butterfly (and let it go)
( ) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed (I cryed couse our cat was dead and I started laughing and my mom though I was going crazy xD)

SO FAR: 53

Level 28
( ) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You (Oh god FLASHBACK)
( ) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name (To often)
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House

SO FAR: 55

Level 29
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
(x) Been Black Mailed (No commentary)

SO FAR: 58

Level 31
(x) Been Used (Not sexual way)
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs (Funnier)
(x) Licked A Cat (To often with ours)
(x) Bitten Someone (Only cuddle bitting)
(x) Licked Someone (My girlfriend  pantermjuu should watch her nose >:D)

SO FAR: 63

Level 32
(x) Been shot at/or at gunpoint (Moose hunt they though I was the moose. Thank god they missed. That bolt rifle would blowed me away for good)
( ) Had sex in the rain (That's wet xD)
( ) Flattened someones tires
( ) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas

SO FAR: 42

Level 22
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
( ) Kicked A Fish (why would i? feesh are out friends!)
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes (underwear, not saying whos x3)
(x) Sat On A Roof Top

SO FAR: 45

Level 23
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours (not for 6, but for 3-4 hours xD)
(x) Recently stayed Up for a while talking to someone you care about (love you my sweet kitty and all you others <3)

SO FAR: 47

Level 24
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree (nu apple trees :/)
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone (still am .__.)

SO FAR: 50

Level 25
( ) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have / had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
( ) been in Jail

SO FAR: 50

Level 26
(x) Played Chicken (school musical long ago x3)
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on (into a lake the first time i went with my class camping at a lake in the 8th grade)
(x) Been told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger (online world you know xD)
(x) Broken A Bone (amazingly not o.o)
(x) Been Easily Amused (i laugh of lots of stuff even not remotely funny to others xP)

SO FAR: 55

Level 27
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later (not by myself)
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one (no comment xP)
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
( ) Cried So Hard You Laughed

SO FAR: 57

Level 28
(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone (pictures x3)
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You (still pictures but yea)
(x) Cheated On A Test (everyone does it at some point)
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name (sometimes have bad memory, still dont remember the name of all my teachers :D)
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House

SO FAR: 61






I really didn't understand this meme :S

I'll only answers people who wants to gety answered :D

1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you.
8. I'll tell you my favorite thing about you.
9. I'll tell you something you need to work on.
10. If you play, you MUST post this on yours.

Come on ~ Gimme the word ;3

Cracked from  prismalin

[HUMAN QUESTIONS]
What's your real name?: Alex

-Gender?: Male

-Orientation?: Proud Bisexual

-Race?: Human... Norwegian (European)

-What's your favorite genre of music?: Metal, rock, trance and some good ol' random crap


-What's your favorite band/musical artist?: Green Day, Negaren, Killswitch Engage, Army of Me, NightCore, DreamTrance

-What's your worst peeve?: people who chew with their mouth open x3

-Are you doing well in school?: Sometimes yes. And sometimes no...

-Do you have a religion?: Ummm Is this a religion?

-What turns you on?: I don't have enough space to write here.(I like toes)

-Do you consider yourself a whore?: No, I never get payed XD

-Do you have a favorite movie?: It changes from day to day. But I love horrors and comedy ^^

-Funniest thing you've ever said?: I'm not good at jokes

-What do you eat?: Baaaad peoples

-Are you flexible?: I'm very flexible since I like to do parkouring :D

-What's your favorite video game?: Halo 3 rocks. Left 4 Dead (2) is great and I really love Burnout Paradise :D

-Do you have a crush on anyone?:  pantermjuu I love you from the bottom of my heart ^^

-What's the most embarrassing moment you can remember?: When I was in the gym. I went into the wrong warderobe... naked XD
PS. The wrong warderobe was the girls warderobe . And I really don't remember why I even went out of mine naked XD

-Are you a (gulp) myspace whore?: I have NEVER been on myspace site in my life anyway :/





[FURRY QUESTIONS]
-What's your furry name?: Biowulf (Called Bio)

-Species?: Wulf (I KNOW it's "wolf" but wulf is cooler)

-If you could describe your furry in one word, what would it be?: Happy and greatful for the life.

-Does your fur have a side-story?: Not really. Only that he loves animals (But I do it too)

-Is your fur a whore?: *Giggles* Maybe, maybe not

-Does your fur have any traits that resemble yourself?: LOVE to hug other people (Even strangers)

-What's your fur's favorite outfit?: Black long coat with dark coloured jeans and tech-shoes

-Describe your furs overall personality in a few words. Open to talk. Not shy. Flirty. Happy. Would spread love all over if he could

-How often do you RP using your fur?: To often XD

-Does your fur have any weapons?: Tech shoes (They got secret weapons inside them. That's why their so big)

-How does your fur wear his/her hair?: Hair over the face and a little past the neck

Busted from  ayatofoxytails

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blond. (Shamed T.T)

TOTAL: 6

[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow. (Busted)
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 10

[] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 13

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.

TOTAL: 17

[] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 20

[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (I WAS BORED OK?)
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[x] You don’t know what “um” means.
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 27

GRAND TOTAL: 108

Horse-frickin' bullshit, does that mean that I'm 108% mental

I'M SPECIAL WEEEEEEEEHEE