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I know I don't use FA anymore but my friend does.

Seriously, if you don't follow her I'm gonna fuck you up. For real.

<- She's talented as fuck.

Only really using this now to watch for opening commission slots.

If you want to watch me: -> https://www.weasyl.com/~branz

If you guys aren't watching this person then just what the flying fuck are you doing with your life?

 DaRkHuMouR has got some awesome badges going on for CF '14, you'd have to be crazy not to buy one! D8

Check dis shit out yo: http://www.furaffinity.net/full/11432863/

Kubbs is doing some sweet art raffle, check it out yo! :U

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4926726/

Check this shit out!!

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4703822/

Commission here and give her monies. All of them!

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All the cool kids are doing it:

1. Where are you staying?
At the hotel.

2. Who will you be with?
No idea. #yolo

3. Do you do free art?
I wouldn't call what I do 'art'.

4. Do you have any art in the art show?
Noooooope.

5. Which suit(s) are you taking?
None, I'm poor as fuck.

6. Can I dance with you?
I'm white as fuck, I can't and don't dance.

7. What is your gender?
Male, or so they say.

8. What age will you be?
19

9. What height are you?
5'10

10. Are you in a relationship?
no ;0;

11. Can I touch you?
Fuck no

12. What If I groped you in fursuit?
Fuck maybe

13. Can I talk to you?
Fuck no...maybe

14. Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Fuck yes

15. Can I snuggle with you?
Depends how drunk I am.

16. Can I invite you to a room party?
Go for it.

17. Can I hang out with you?
If you have enough swags.

18. How will I recognise you?
I'll be the one shirtless and challenging people for honourable duels.

19. Do you drink or smoke?
Both in ample measures.

20. Who do you hope to see the most?
Boobies! I mean...some nice fursuits...

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4065012/

You heard right you wild bastards, £10 badges from a talented artist. You'd have to be some sort of cannibalistic asshole not to buy one of these!

So back to being unemployed, I've decided to bother my lazy ass and start writing. Comments and critique are appreciated to cure my addiciton to dicks.