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Posted 17 years agohttp://www.tentaclegrape.com/buy.php?xyz=306
Really? I'd be impressed, except I wonder why it took someone this long to realize "grape" sounds a lot like "rape" and is also a flavor of soda.
Really? I'd be impressed, except I wonder why it took someone this long to realize "grape" sounds a lot like "rape" and is also a flavor of soda.
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Posted 17 years agoDream narrative #8
I’ve had some interesting dreams lately, and the last few were fairly short, at least what I can remember of them, so I’m grouping them together. The dreams I will tell of are varied, and sometimes strange as dreams often are. That’s what I love about them. Hope you enjoy their telling as much as I do.
#1: Leo
I was on campus, hanging out with friends at some central location. We were probably eating a meal, or just sitting around in the lounge. Either way there was a large window beside me, with a good view of a little park area outside. I looked out the window and saw that a bunch of fursuiters were wandering by, just having fun and enjoying whatever they were doing.
It was odd to see a large group of them like that since I don’t really even know any furries here on campus. I can’t remember specifically what most of them looked like. The one that sticks out clearly in my mind was a lion. There wasn’t much more to say about him other than that; he was a very normal, average looking lion. Nonetheless he is the one that took my interest.
Sometime later I contacted him. There was no sense of the passage of time in the dream but I must have spent at least some figuring out who he was.. Through the internet at first I suppose, and later I spoke to him over the phone, setting up a meeting. When he came to see me, the area we were in was very similar to the woods behind my home. It was very nice out, warm enough to merit such an outdoor encounter. He was big compared to me, in shape but not heavily muscular by any means, and had a clean-shaven head.
In person, I don’t recall there having been any verbal communication between us. It seems there was no need for that. I was on all fours, naked before him with no memory of the transition from clothedness to nudity. As he moved in closer behind me on his knees I worried a little about the pain, being a virgin in this sense. A few moments later as he pushed his length into me slowly and after he’d entered me completely I realized this wasn’t going to hurt me as much as I had thought it might. He started to thrust into me, picking up the pace quickly, and surprised me a good deal by lasting only a minute or so at best. Before I could consider that very much at all, my father stumbled across the two of us, not all that surprising since we were near my home, but I imagine he was surprised. This dream came to an end at that point, without anyone having really reacted to the situation.
#2: Fair Loss
This one starts out at a country fair. I’m there alone, just enjoying myself and having a snack every once in a while. I randomly run into my dad and my sister there and wander around with them for a while. My dad and I decide to leave eventually but my sister doesn’t come with us. I think she may have been working at one of the booths somewhere. In any case I was driving the two of us home in my van. I’m not really sure how my dad got there to begin with since my sister can’t drive and he’s in the vehicle with me now.
On the way home there was a sudden car accident in front of us. I managed to stop soon enough that I wasn’t caught up in it myself but it was a near thing. My dad and I get out to check out the situation, see if everyone is okay and everything. We find out from one of the drivers involved that they apparently had an accident earlier and then tried to drive themselves to a hospital and got in another accident. His friend is still sitting in the car with a big five-gallon bucket over his left leg. My father and the driver go to help this man out of the wrecked vehicle, because he apparently was harmed more in the first accident than this one. As they lift him from the seat, they leave the bucket behind and I see that his left leg ends slightly below the knee in a bloody mess.
With that image I shocked myself into wakefulness.
#3: A Novel Experience
In this dream I was reading a book, and as I read this book the story was actually happening around me. There was no sense of my reading it causing anything to happen. It was more like the book and reality were loosely based on each other. It was like watching a movie based on a story while simultaneously reading the story, except that I was in the movie. This lent the whole dream a continuous sense of déjà vu. I was not a character in the story but in the reality of the dream I sort of tagged along with the people and they accepted that as if that was perfectly normal.
So anyway the story I was reading, and hence the reflected reality, was an action-y adventure sort of thing about conspiracies and whatnot. It’s the sort of stuff that I read about once in a while. The main character and I were pursuing a dangerous criminal across international borders for quite a while, and the dream took place when we finally caught up with him. His name, oddly enough, was Jar Jar. He was an oriental man though, and he reminds me very strongly of the character Lao from The Dark Knight. Their crimes were of a similar nature.
I encountered the criminal out in the middle of nowhere, someplace with a lot of vegetation near the equator. The main character from the story drove up and came to a stop rapidly, sticking his hand out the window with a key inexplicably. He informed the criminal that he was under arrest in South America, which was apparently not where we currently were. Without much of a struggle we managed to tie him up and the main character placed the criminal in the driver’s seat of the car. We had to transport him back to South America so we could detain him there I guess. The main character thought it would be a good idea to force him to drive since we had pulled guns on him. That seemed really strange to me, or rather stupid, so I tried to argue it with him. While we were talking I was standing next to the criminal, outside the driver’s side door. Suddenly another car came out of nowhere and slammed into the left side of the front of our car, nearly running me over in the process. This startled me a bit but the driver was someone we were working with so we weren’t too alarmed. The driver was another asian man, much beefier and more dangerous looking than our captive. He had a short pony tail and a small goatee, and the last thing I remember about this dream is that we all got into his vehicle to continue our journey. Just before that though I grabbed the book I’d been reading out of the backseat of our old vehicle. I was nearly finished reading it.
I’ve had some interesting dreams lately, and the last few were fairly short, at least what I can remember of them, so I’m grouping them together. The dreams I will tell of are varied, and sometimes strange as dreams often are. That’s what I love about them. Hope you enjoy their telling as much as I do.
#1: Leo
I was on campus, hanging out with friends at some central location. We were probably eating a meal, or just sitting around in the lounge. Either way there was a large window beside me, with a good view of a little park area outside. I looked out the window and saw that a bunch of fursuiters were wandering by, just having fun and enjoying whatever they were doing.
It was odd to see a large group of them like that since I don’t really even know any furries here on campus. I can’t remember specifically what most of them looked like. The one that sticks out clearly in my mind was a lion. There wasn’t much more to say about him other than that; he was a very normal, average looking lion. Nonetheless he is the one that took my interest.
Sometime later I contacted him. There was no sense of the passage of time in the dream but I must have spent at least some figuring out who he was.. Through the internet at first I suppose, and later I spoke to him over the phone, setting up a meeting. When he came to see me, the area we were in was very similar to the woods behind my home. It was very nice out, warm enough to merit such an outdoor encounter. He was big compared to me, in shape but not heavily muscular by any means, and had a clean-shaven head.
In person, I don’t recall there having been any verbal communication between us. It seems there was no need for that. I was on all fours, naked before him with no memory of the transition from clothedness to nudity. As he moved in closer behind me on his knees I worried a little about the pain, being a virgin in this sense. A few moments later as he pushed his length into me slowly and after he’d entered me completely I realized this wasn’t going to hurt me as much as I had thought it might. He started to thrust into me, picking up the pace quickly, and surprised me a good deal by lasting only a minute or so at best. Before I could consider that very much at all, my father stumbled across the two of us, not all that surprising since we were near my home, but I imagine he was surprised. This dream came to an end at that point, without anyone having really reacted to the situation.
#2: Fair Loss
This one starts out at a country fair. I’m there alone, just enjoying myself and having a snack every once in a while. I randomly run into my dad and my sister there and wander around with them for a while. My dad and I decide to leave eventually but my sister doesn’t come with us. I think she may have been working at one of the booths somewhere. In any case I was driving the two of us home in my van. I’m not really sure how my dad got there to begin with since my sister can’t drive and he’s in the vehicle with me now.
On the way home there was a sudden car accident in front of us. I managed to stop soon enough that I wasn’t caught up in it myself but it was a near thing. My dad and I get out to check out the situation, see if everyone is okay and everything. We find out from one of the drivers involved that they apparently had an accident earlier and then tried to drive themselves to a hospital and got in another accident. His friend is still sitting in the car with a big five-gallon bucket over his left leg. My father and the driver go to help this man out of the wrecked vehicle, because he apparently was harmed more in the first accident than this one. As they lift him from the seat, they leave the bucket behind and I see that his left leg ends slightly below the knee in a bloody mess.
With that image I shocked myself into wakefulness.
#3: A Novel Experience
In this dream I was reading a book, and as I read this book the story was actually happening around me. There was no sense of my reading it causing anything to happen. It was more like the book and reality were loosely based on each other. It was like watching a movie based on a story while simultaneously reading the story, except that I was in the movie. This lent the whole dream a continuous sense of déjà vu. I was not a character in the story but in the reality of the dream I sort of tagged along with the people and they accepted that as if that was perfectly normal.
So anyway the story I was reading, and hence the reflected reality, was an action-y adventure sort of thing about conspiracies and whatnot. It’s the sort of stuff that I read about once in a while. The main character and I were pursuing a dangerous criminal across international borders for quite a while, and the dream took place when we finally caught up with him. His name, oddly enough, was Jar Jar. He was an oriental man though, and he reminds me very strongly of the character Lao from The Dark Knight. Their crimes were of a similar nature.
I encountered the criminal out in the middle of nowhere, someplace with a lot of vegetation near the equator. The main character from the story drove up and came to a stop rapidly, sticking his hand out the window with a key inexplicably. He informed the criminal that he was under arrest in South America, which was apparently not where we currently were. Without much of a struggle we managed to tie him up and the main character placed the criminal in the driver’s seat of the car. We had to transport him back to South America so we could detain him there I guess. The main character thought it would be a good idea to force him to drive since we had pulled guns on him. That seemed really strange to me, or rather stupid, so I tried to argue it with him. While we were talking I was standing next to the criminal, outside the driver’s side door. Suddenly another car came out of nowhere and slammed into the left side of the front of our car, nearly running me over in the process. This startled me a bit but the driver was someone we were working with so we weren’t too alarmed. The driver was another asian man, much beefier and more dangerous looking than our captive. He had a short pony tail and a small goatee, and the last thing I remember about this dream is that we all got into his vehicle to continue our journey. Just before that though I grabbed the book I’d been reading out of the backseat of our old vehicle. I was nearly finished reading it.
Glad that's done with. . .
Posted 17 years agoThanksgivings over! hehe not that I don't enjoy it, but I can't remember the last time I was so tired xP
For some reason I still end up at the kids' table. I think my mom has this idea that I'd prefer to be there. I don't mind, but it's a handful. Basically I get beat up by a horde of small children on most holidays. . . that and somehow we ended up on treadmills at one point.
First time I ever had sushi on Thanksgiving though, that was cool.
For some reason I still end up at the kids' table. I think my mom has this idea that I'd prefer to be there. I don't mind, but it's a handful. Basically I get beat up by a horde of small children on most holidays. . . that and somehow we ended up on treadmills at one point.
First time I ever had sushi on Thanksgiving though, that was cool.
New Stuff
Posted 17 years agoIf you're interested in seeing some of my weird photo editing stuff you should check out my DA page: http://kravenkotor.deviantart.com/
I just did a bunch of semi creepy ones last night. I don't post any of the photo edit stuff here since I don't consider it furry related at all. Otherwise I would, since it's just about the only form of art I can do xP
I just did a bunch of semi creepy ones last night. I don't post any of the photo edit stuff here since I don't consider it furry related at all. Otherwise I would, since it's just about the only form of art I can do xP
Talk to me. . .
Posted 17 years agoEy! I'm on AIM and sorta bored. If anybody is actually awake and reads this, which I would be amazed at to begin with, come talk to me. My sn would be kotor1505.
I'll probably be on for a few hours at least.
I'll probably be on for a few hours at least.
Secrets
Posted 17 years agoDream Narrative #7
I had an interesting dream last night. It's been along time, and I'm glad to finally be able to share one again :3 So here we go:
The beginning of the dream is largely unimportant, well really I can't remember it all that well so I don't know how it's connected. Anyway we were in a public place. By we I mean myself, a young boy (young in spirit I mean, since he was probably the same age as me), and a woman who couldn't have been much older than us but seemed like his mother figure. The place that we started out at as far as I can remember was some sort of ski slope. We were talking there, about how the boy and this woman were going to some waterpark the next day. What matters though is that the boy seemed very naive and the woman was very much his guardian.
The next thing I remember after that is that the three of us were in a building with some others. We were all a part of some group, to which the building belonged and which the boy had somehow wronged. It wasn't anything intentional that he'd done, but rather his very nature that caused problems it seems. The others felt that if he didn't get his head straight there would continue to be problems, so they resolved to punish him in a way that would make things right; tough love sort of thing.
I overheard mutterings about robots and the desert for some reason, they apparently had something to do with our group's decision regarding the punishment. So we traveled down a hallway, at the end of which was a portal. This wasn't any sort of Stargate sort of thing, it was like the hallway just came to an end and instead of there being a wall there was a portal to someplace else. The boy and his mother figure traveled through and emerged on the other side. I stayed behind bodily, but I followed the boy and the woman in the dream rather than my own body. I had sort of a third person perspective on them.
It's notable that before this point I can not remember the physical appearances of any of the characters involved in this dream, but once these two went through the portal everyone I saw was an anthro of one species or another. So they went through and emerged in a deserted, middle eastern looking town. It was also a warzone, with bullets flying every which way. The boy clearly had no idea what to do, but the woman started fighting, having acquired arms at some point. She looked like she'd been there before, rather like she belonged there actually. The woman, who had been acting as the boy's guardian before, left him behind quickly. She moved with clear definition, towards a goal. Perhaps it was the boy's punishment she was not allowed to help him, and so he was abandoned and forgotten from the dream at this point.
Eventually the woman found who she was looking for in a house somewhere in the city. He was the commander of the army there apparently. (I never saw or heard mention of who the enemy was, but my best guess would be robots, simply based on what I heard before the trip through the portal.) Both of them were feline, but I can pin down species more specifically than that. I can say that the feline was very lithe where he was clearly much more muscular. He was also light-furred, with no other markings that I saw and no mane or long hair aside from the fur. In any case, at this point my "self" entered his body, and I felt what he felt, thought what he thought. So from now on I will refer to the commander as myself.
She was clearly some past lover of mine, and had come to me with some idealist notion that we could run away together and be happy, away from the fighting. Something like that anyway. She thought that I would really want to do something like that with her, but she had no idea that I really didn't care about her any more than a friend would. I'd used her really. She came on to me very strongly, literally taking the clothes off of me and giving me enough attention that I couldn't really help but be aroused even though I didn't want much of anything to do with her anymore.
We moved to a small shower, and there we made love. That's not right though, it couldn't be called that. That's what she would think of it, but to me it was something purely mechanical. It was like I was allowing it to happen only because I didn't really care enough to stop it. The whole time I was thinking of how little she really knew about me, how false her assumptions were. I remember that when I came, she pulled off of me and maneuvered me in such a way that my seed landed on her rear, as if she thought I prefer that. I had sort or a mental smirk at it, and thought something to the effect of, "She doesn't even know I might even have liked it more if I'd just cum on my own stomach. . ." It's sort of a strange thing, considering that's one of the parts that I remember the most clearly.
Afterward, I opened her eyes to the reality of our situation. She was essentially a cover for my true lover whom I'd wanted to keep secret. She knew him. His name was Ohim, and the three of us had grown up together as friends from a very young age. As I spoke to her about Ohim there was a very clear mental image of him in my head. Everything about him was big, his stature, his muscles, and especially his cock; which was hard as steel in my mental image of him. Ohim was a white rhino, and I mean pure white. That's interesting because he is the only character in the entire dream whose coloration I can clearly recall.
As I told her all of this, she only reaction was quiet shock. She didn't have time to be upset in any way, and it seemed she was re-evaluating her life with me, looking for clues, trying to figure out how she'd missed something like this. And with that, we reached
The END
of the dream. So I'm not sure what to think about this one. It's theme is almost similar to that of my fifth dream narrative, which was also about the commander of an army who had a secret lover. That said, it was very different in circumstance. For one thing, I was inhabiting the body of the commander in this dream. I don't think his behavior really says anything about me personally, because even though I was in him it was more like I was just along for the ride, sharing in his experiences through his perspective. It's really hard to say really. Tell me what you think of it, if you don't mind. I always like opinions and attempts at interpretation on these. The one person I told it to earlier said they thought it was very cold, which is understandable I suppose. That statement actually bothered me to begin with, because like I said I'd shared the commander's perspective in the dream and to him everything he was doing just seemed like the right thing to do. All he cared about was his love for Ohim. It was like he hadn't thought about the hurt he'd caused to his female friend and as a result I hadn't really thought of how awful it was for her myself until someone pointed that out.
Anyway, glad to be posting again, and hope you enjoyed my dream to some extent :3
I had an interesting dream last night. It's been along time, and I'm glad to finally be able to share one again :3 So here we go:
The beginning of the dream is largely unimportant, well really I can't remember it all that well so I don't know how it's connected. Anyway we were in a public place. By we I mean myself, a young boy (young in spirit I mean, since he was probably the same age as me), and a woman who couldn't have been much older than us but seemed like his mother figure. The place that we started out at as far as I can remember was some sort of ski slope. We were talking there, about how the boy and this woman were going to some waterpark the next day. What matters though is that the boy seemed very naive and the woman was very much his guardian.
The next thing I remember after that is that the three of us were in a building with some others. We were all a part of some group, to which the building belonged and which the boy had somehow wronged. It wasn't anything intentional that he'd done, but rather his very nature that caused problems it seems. The others felt that if he didn't get his head straight there would continue to be problems, so they resolved to punish him in a way that would make things right; tough love sort of thing.
I overheard mutterings about robots and the desert for some reason, they apparently had something to do with our group's decision regarding the punishment. So we traveled down a hallway, at the end of which was a portal. This wasn't any sort of Stargate sort of thing, it was like the hallway just came to an end and instead of there being a wall there was a portal to someplace else. The boy and his mother figure traveled through and emerged on the other side. I stayed behind bodily, but I followed the boy and the woman in the dream rather than my own body. I had sort of a third person perspective on them.
It's notable that before this point I can not remember the physical appearances of any of the characters involved in this dream, but once these two went through the portal everyone I saw was an anthro of one species or another. So they went through and emerged in a deserted, middle eastern looking town. It was also a warzone, with bullets flying every which way. The boy clearly had no idea what to do, but the woman started fighting, having acquired arms at some point. She looked like she'd been there before, rather like she belonged there actually. The woman, who had been acting as the boy's guardian before, left him behind quickly. She moved with clear definition, towards a goal. Perhaps it was the boy's punishment she was not allowed to help him, and so he was abandoned and forgotten from the dream at this point.
Eventually the woman found who she was looking for in a house somewhere in the city. He was the commander of the army there apparently. (I never saw or heard mention of who the enemy was, but my best guess would be robots, simply based on what I heard before the trip through the portal.) Both of them were feline, but I can pin down species more specifically than that. I can say that the feline was very lithe where he was clearly much more muscular. He was also light-furred, with no other markings that I saw and no mane or long hair aside from the fur. In any case, at this point my "self" entered his body, and I felt what he felt, thought what he thought. So from now on I will refer to the commander as myself.
She was clearly some past lover of mine, and had come to me with some idealist notion that we could run away together and be happy, away from the fighting. Something like that anyway. She thought that I would really want to do something like that with her, but she had no idea that I really didn't care about her any more than a friend would. I'd used her really. She came on to me very strongly, literally taking the clothes off of me and giving me enough attention that I couldn't really help but be aroused even though I didn't want much of anything to do with her anymore.
We moved to a small shower, and there we made love. That's not right though, it couldn't be called that. That's what she would think of it, but to me it was something purely mechanical. It was like I was allowing it to happen only because I didn't really care enough to stop it. The whole time I was thinking of how little she really knew about me, how false her assumptions were. I remember that when I came, she pulled off of me and maneuvered me in such a way that my seed landed on her rear, as if she thought I prefer that. I had sort or a mental smirk at it, and thought something to the effect of, "She doesn't even know I might even have liked it more if I'd just cum on my own stomach. . ." It's sort of a strange thing, considering that's one of the parts that I remember the most clearly.
Afterward, I opened her eyes to the reality of our situation. She was essentially a cover for my true lover whom I'd wanted to keep secret. She knew him. His name was Ohim, and the three of us had grown up together as friends from a very young age. As I spoke to her about Ohim there was a very clear mental image of him in my head. Everything about him was big, his stature, his muscles, and especially his cock; which was hard as steel in my mental image of him. Ohim was a white rhino, and I mean pure white. That's interesting because he is the only character in the entire dream whose coloration I can clearly recall.
As I told her all of this, she only reaction was quiet shock. She didn't have time to be upset in any way, and it seemed she was re-evaluating her life with me, looking for clues, trying to figure out how she'd missed something like this. And with that, we reached
The END
of the dream. So I'm not sure what to think about this one. It's theme is almost similar to that of my fifth dream narrative, which was also about the commander of an army who had a secret lover. That said, it was very different in circumstance. For one thing, I was inhabiting the body of the commander in this dream. I don't think his behavior really says anything about me personally, because even though I was in him it was more like I was just along for the ride, sharing in his experiences through his perspective. It's really hard to say really. Tell me what you think of it, if you don't mind. I always like opinions and attempts at interpretation on these. The one person I told it to earlier said they thought it was very cold, which is understandable I suppose. That statement actually bothered me to begin with, because like I said I'd shared the commander's perspective in the dream and to him everything he was doing just seemed like the right thing to do. All he cared about was his love for Ohim. It was like he hadn't thought about the hurt he'd caused to his female friend and as a result I hadn't really thought of how awful it was for her myself until someone pointed that out.
Anyway, glad to be posting again, and hope you enjoyed my dream to some extent :3
Because I have nothing to do today. . .
Posted 17 years agoLevel 1
( ) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR: 1
Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Dumped someone
( ) Been Fired
( ) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 3
Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
( ) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
( ) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 4
Level 4
( ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Furaffinity Friends
(x) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 6
Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 8
Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 12
Level 7
( ) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 15
Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 20
Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 21
Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized
( ) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 23
Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 26
Level 13
(x) Had / Have Braces
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 28
Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 31
Level 15
( ) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 34
Level 16
( ) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
( ) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
( ) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 36
Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 39
Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 43
Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 43
Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
( ) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 43
Level 21
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
(x) Kicked A Fish (Just last night!)
( ) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
( ) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 45
Level 22
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 47
Level 23
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 50
Level 24
(x) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
(x) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 52
Level 25
( ) Played Chinese Chicken
( ) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 53
Level 26
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
( ) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
( ) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 54
Level 27
( ) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 57
Level 28
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 60
Level 29
( ) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
(x) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 64
Level 30
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
TOTAL: 65
65/120
( ) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR: 1
Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Dumped someone
( ) Been Fired
( ) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 3
Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
( ) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
( ) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 4
Level 4
( ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Furaffinity Friends
(x) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 6
Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 8
Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 12
Level 7
( ) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 15
Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 20
Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 21
Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized
( ) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 23
Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 26
Level 13
(x) Had / Have Braces
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 28
Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 31
Level 15
( ) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 34
Level 16
( ) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
( ) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
( ) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 36
Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 39
Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 43
Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 43
Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
( ) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 43
Level 21
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
(x) Kicked A Fish (Just last night!)
( ) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
( ) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 45
Level 22
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 47
Level 23
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 50
Level 24
(x) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
(x) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 52
Level 25
( ) Played Chinese Chicken
( ) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 53
Level 26
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
( ) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
( ) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 54
Level 27
( ) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 57
Level 28
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 60
Level 29
( ) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
(x) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 64
Level 30
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
TOTAL: 65
65/120
Yay FA is back! and music. . .
Posted 17 years agoYep. I'm glad they finally sorted all this out, cause I really missed the place! There are some artists that I just don't see outside of FA, so I missed out on whatever it is they did when the site was down, except for those who decided to move over to YS for a while.
Speaking of that, I've posted all the music I recorded back in the spring on Yiffstar, where I go by the name Kraven. I'd be honored if you'd check me out there and give my music a listen. Probably I will get around to posting it here eventually as well, but not tonight anyway.
Also, I have a new macbook, which I am loving. It speaks to me! I've finished most of the hard bits, transferring over my old accounts to this computer and all my music and furry pron and stuff. . . hehe my old computer seems to have decided to stop working now anyway, so good thing I don't need it.
Lots of love to y'all!
Speaking of that, I've posted all the music I recorded back in the spring on Yiffstar, where I go by the name Kraven. I'd be honored if you'd check me out there and give my music a listen. Probably I will get around to posting it here eventually as well, but not tonight anyway.
Also, I have a new macbook, which I am loving. It speaks to me! I've finished most of the hard bits, transferring over my old accounts to this computer and all my music and furry pron and stuff. . . hehe my old computer seems to have decided to stop working now anyway, so good thing I don't need it.
Lots of love to y'all!
Random stuff about meh. . .
Posted 17 years agoI have chosen to consider myself tagged by 
ez-bone :P
1. First thing you wash in the shower?
Hair. Always. Takes the most time and I need to make sure to do that before I run out of water pressure :P
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
I only have one and it's black.
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
No, I wouldn't
4. Do you plan outfits?
Yes, although it kind of cycles. I usually have one that's just composed of my favorite clothes that I wear as much as possible.
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Content, mostly. I've eaten and showered, and it should be a good night.
6. What’s the craziest thing you've ever done in your life?
I'm not sure. . . there's a lot of things that I wouldn't really consider crazy but were huge to me. Like when I went to Europe, or the time I had a 50 mile canoe trip.
7. Who was the last person you kissed?
Probably over a year ago, girl named Katie
8. Person before that?
Girl named Mallory, when I was like 10?
10. What are you craving right now?
Maui onion chips. . . think I have some
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
chou
12. Do you make prank calls?
Not anymore, but I do leave really bizarre messages for people sometimes if they don't pick up when I call them.
13. Ever hooked up with some one out of state?
Hm, I don't think so. Not yet, anyway. That should change soon :3
14. Do you sleep with any stuff animals?
Well, I do have a plush mothman on my bed xP
15. Would you dance to the taco song?
I don't know it. . . but in the right circumstances you could probably get to dance to anything. I've only seriously danced once in my life though.
16. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Probably not. I don't think there was ever a situation where I needed to count out that many of anything. . .
17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Usually I eat it out of a bowl, so maybe that's somewhere in between?
18. Do you like anyone right now?
Silly question. I like a lot of people. Love is something else. . . I'm in love with a beautiful wolf named Ezra :3
19. What do you think of crickets?
They're interesting, and I don't hear them often.
20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Probably, but not anyone really huge enough that I remember right now.
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
Never had any, don't want to.
22. What are you listening to right now?
Apocalyptica, stuff off their new album
25. Would you go sky diving?
Yes
26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
No, too many people don't like him. I'd be liable to get unexpectedly exploded :P
27. Would you throw potatoes at him?
Yeah, if I thought the secret service guys wouldn't tackle me like eight times.
28. Is there anything sparkly on you?
My class ring, and my belt buckle
30. Do you rent movies often?
Yes. . . I think the one I have right now is Gone Baby Gone
31. Who sits behind you in your math class?
Believe it or not I don't have a math class this year.
34. Can you count backwards from 74?
easy enough
35. Who are you going to be with tonight?
No one really, but I'll fall asleep thinking of my love.
36. Brown or white egg?
Usually have white, but don't care.
38. Ever been on a train?
Many times. Once an overnight train to Paris.
39. Ever told someone you loved them?
I've told 3 someones I loved them.
40. Do you have a cell phone?
yes, an almost broken one.
43. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
probably going to school. . .
44. Ever had cream puffs?
pure deliciousness
45. Ever had Breaded Shrimp?
yep, wouldn't eat 'em all the time but still good.
46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
Yes
47. What was the last question you asked?
Out loud was probably, "Où est Maggie?"
48. What was the last CD you bought?
That I bought. . . Lenny Kravitz's It is time for a love revolution.
49. What is/was your bus number for school?
5
50. Missing?
Ezzy?
51. Is your hair curly?
Not really.
52. Last time you cried?
hm. . . probably a few years ago. Almost did several weeks back though.
53. Ever walked into a wall?
I'm sure I have.
54. Ever walked UP a wall?
Made an attempt once or twice.
55. Have you ever bought anything from PacSun?
Been in several times but never bought anything.
56. Favorite time of the year?
Summer
58. Favorite color(s)?
Black, white, red. I suppose red is the only one that counts as a color really.
60. Do you have any tattoos?
nope
61. Who was the last person you held hands with?
. . . don't remember
62. Do you sleep with the TV on?
I sleep with a book open, more often than not.
63. Where was your default picture taken at?
I'll talk about the one on my facebook, since that's an actual picture. It was taken on a stage, where I was performing.
64. Why was your default picture taken?
It was taken for a school newspaper I think.
65. Do you like your life right now?
Yes, everything is going well.
66. How do you feel about 'love'?
Well I'm in it, and it's one of the most important parts of life I think.
67. What is your favorite animal?
hm. . . perhaps badgers :P You could thank Brian Jacques for that.
69. Do you have good vision?
Not really. Nearsighted.
70. Can you hula hoop?
Maybe, but not well.
71. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
I believe that's something you have to decide on a case by case basis.
72. Do you have a job?
Workin' on it. heh punny
74. What are you wearing?
A bathrobe ^^
75. What does your hair look like?
It's long and brown, slightly wavy, ending between my shoulder blades. That may change soon though. . .
76. Ever climbed out a window?
Yah
77. Can you handle the truth?
I'd like to think so, even though I'm writing a song about not being able to hehe
78. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Food, but other than that. . . uh Coldplay tickets I guess.
79. How often do you talk on the phone?
Nearly every day, for an hour or two. A lot more than I used to.
80. What's the longest you talked to someone on the phone?
I think I had an all night phone conversation once.
81. Do you hate/dislike more than 3 people?
No, it takes a lot to piss me off. I don't really mind anyone at the moment.
83. Are you sarcastic?
Can be
84. Have you ever slapped someone?
Yes, but not seriously
85. Do looks matter?
I don't go out of my way to change the way I am for other people. I don't care what the majority of the population thinks of me because I'm very happy with myself just the way I am. I still recognize the importance of putting a little effort into looking good for special events and such.
86. Do you use chapstick?
Used to need it, not for years though.
87. Are you too forgiving?
I was once, but hopefully I've learned from that.
88. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
I have an armband that I wear every day. The seam on the inside is coming undone so I store guitar picks in it.
89. Do you own a gun?
Wish I did. . . like for target shooting or something. I'd probably prefer a compound bow actually. I always enjoyed archery and basically anything else that involved shooting. . . I don't think I'd ever want to shoot at anything living though.
90. Have you made a prank phone call?
Plenty
91. Have you ever been in a castle?
Yes
92. Do you like your hair?
I do, but it's nearly time for a change.
93. Do you like yourself?
Yes, most of the time.
95. Are you more pissed off, upset, or happy most of the time?
Happy, recently. My wonderful boyfriend keeps me that way <3
96. When was the last time you talked on MSN?
Don't think I ever have.
99. What are you doing today?
Writing a paper, and hopefully finishing a book. On a side note: What happened to 97 and 98?
100. Tag 5 people:
If you're reading this and there aren't 5 comments below which have already responded to this, you may consider yourself tagged :P
ez-bone :P1. First thing you wash in the shower?
Hair. Always. Takes the most time and I need to make sure to do that before I run out of water pressure :P
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
I only have one and it's black.
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
No, I wouldn't
4. Do you plan outfits?
Yes, although it kind of cycles. I usually have one that's just composed of my favorite clothes that I wear as much as possible.
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Content, mostly. I've eaten and showered, and it should be a good night.
6. What’s the craziest thing you've ever done in your life?
I'm not sure. . . there's a lot of things that I wouldn't really consider crazy but were huge to me. Like when I went to Europe, or the time I had a 50 mile canoe trip.
7. Who was the last person you kissed?
Probably over a year ago, girl named Katie
8. Person before that?
Girl named Mallory, when I was like 10?
10. What are you craving right now?
Maui onion chips. . . think I have some
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
chou
12. Do you make prank calls?
Not anymore, but I do leave really bizarre messages for people sometimes if they don't pick up when I call them.
13. Ever hooked up with some one out of state?
Hm, I don't think so. Not yet, anyway. That should change soon :3
14. Do you sleep with any stuff animals?
Well, I do have a plush mothman on my bed xP
15. Would you dance to the taco song?
I don't know it. . . but in the right circumstances you could probably get to dance to anything. I've only seriously danced once in my life though.
16. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Probably not. I don't think there was ever a situation where I needed to count out that many of anything. . .
17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Usually I eat it out of a bowl, so maybe that's somewhere in between?
18. Do you like anyone right now?
Silly question. I like a lot of people. Love is something else. . . I'm in love with a beautiful wolf named Ezra :3
19. What do you think of crickets?
They're interesting, and I don't hear them often.
20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Probably, but not anyone really huge enough that I remember right now.
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
Never had any, don't want to.
22. What are you listening to right now?
Apocalyptica, stuff off their new album
25. Would you go sky diving?
Yes
26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
No, too many people don't like him. I'd be liable to get unexpectedly exploded :P
27. Would you throw potatoes at him?
Yeah, if I thought the secret service guys wouldn't tackle me like eight times.
28. Is there anything sparkly on you?
My class ring, and my belt buckle
30. Do you rent movies often?
Yes. . . I think the one I have right now is Gone Baby Gone
31. Who sits behind you in your math class?
Believe it or not I don't have a math class this year.
34. Can you count backwards from 74?
easy enough
35. Who are you going to be with tonight?
No one really, but I'll fall asleep thinking of my love.
36. Brown or white egg?
Usually have white, but don't care.
38. Ever been on a train?
Many times. Once an overnight train to Paris.
39. Ever told someone you loved them?
I've told 3 someones I loved them.
40. Do you have a cell phone?
yes, an almost broken one.
43. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
probably going to school. . .
44. Ever had cream puffs?
pure deliciousness
45. Ever had Breaded Shrimp?
yep, wouldn't eat 'em all the time but still good.
46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
Yes
47. What was the last question you asked?
Out loud was probably, "Où est Maggie?"
48. What was the last CD you bought?
That I bought. . . Lenny Kravitz's It is time for a love revolution.
49. What is/was your bus number for school?
5
50. Missing?
Ezzy?
51. Is your hair curly?
Not really.
52. Last time you cried?
hm. . . probably a few years ago. Almost did several weeks back though.
53. Ever walked into a wall?
I'm sure I have.
54. Ever walked UP a wall?
Made an attempt once or twice.
55. Have you ever bought anything from PacSun?
Been in several times but never bought anything.
56. Favorite time of the year?
Summer
58. Favorite color(s)?
Black, white, red. I suppose red is the only one that counts as a color really.
60. Do you have any tattoos?
nope
61. Who was the last person you held hands with?
. . . don't remember
62. Do you sleep with the TV on?
I sleep with a book open, more often than not.
63. Where was your default picture taken at?
I'll talk about the one on my facebook, since that's an actual picture. It was taken on a stage, where I was performing.
64. Why was your default picture taken?
It was taken for a school newspaper I think.
65. Do you like your life right now?
Yes, everything is going well.
66. How do you feel about 'love'?
Well I'm in it, and it's one of the most important parts of life I think.
67. What is your favorite animal?
hm. . . perhaps badgers :P You could thank Brian Jacques for that.
69. Do you have good vision?
Not really. Nearsighted.
70. Can you hula hoop?
Maybe, but not well.
71. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
I believe that's something you have to decide on a case by case basis.
72. Do you have a job?
Workin' on it. heh punny
74. What are you wearing?
A bathrobe ^^
75. What does your hair look like?
It's long and brown, slightly wavy, ending between my shoulder blades. That may change soon though. . .
76. Ever climbed out a window?
Yah
77. Can you handle the truth?
I'd like to think so, even though I'm writing a song about not being able to hehe
78. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Food, but other than that. . . uh Coldplay tickets I guess.
79. How often do you talk on the phone?
Nearly every day, for an hour or two. A lot more than I used to.
80. What's the longest you talked to someone on the phone?
I think I had an all night phone conversation once.
81. Do you hate/dislike more than 3 people?
No, it takes a lot to piss me off. I don't really mind anyone at the moment.
83. Are you sarcastic?
Can be
84. Have you ever slapped someone?
Yes, but not seriously
85. Do looks matter?
I don't go out of my way to change the way I am for other people. I don't care what the majority of the population thinks of me because I'm very happy with myself just the way I am. I still recognize the importance of putting a little effort into looking good for special events and such.
86. Do you use chapstick?
Used to need it, not for years though.
87. Are you too forgiving?
I was once, but hopefully I've learned from that.
88. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
I have an armband that I wear every day. The seam on the inside is coming undone so I store guitar picks in it.
89. Do you own a gun?
Wish I did. . . like for target shooting or something. I'd probably prefer a compound bow actually. I always enjoyed archery and basically anything else that involved shooting. . . I don't think I'd ever want to shoot at anything living though.
90. Have you made a prank phone call?
Plenty
91. Have you ever been in a castle?
Yes
92. Do you like your hair?
I do, but it's nearly time for a change.
93. Do you like yourself?
Yes, most of the time.
95. Are you more pissed off, upset, or happy most of the time?
Happy, recently. My wonderful boyfriend keeps me that way <3
96. When was the last time you talked on MSN?
Don't think I ever have.
99. What are you doing today?
Writing a paper, and hopefully finishing a book. On a side note: What happened to 97 and 98?
100. Tag 5 people:
If you're reading this and there aren't 5 comments below which have already responded to this, you may consider yourself tagged :P
Wanderlust
Posted 17 years agoDream narrative #6
I fell asleep for a few hours today, while I was waiting for my mother to wake up so we could celebrate mother's day. With that irony, I bring you this dream which really has nothing to do with the holiday that spawned it:
In the beginning we were animals, feral but also intelligent. We were also pretty small, only a little more than cub sized. There were three of us at first, I the feline, a husky, and a wolf who I think was my mate Ezra, because I felt a great attachment to him. He was clearly someone important to me in this dream. The three of us were in a room which looked like a large classroom. It felt like we were supposed to be working on something but there was no teacher around and we were the only three in the class so we weren't getting anything done.
Another canine appeared in the doorway, I don't remember much about him other than that he didn't ever speak and he already had an obvious erection. It was clear what he wanted. The wolf apparently thought this was really cute, and went over to examine him, then lead him into the room with us. I'm not sure whether any time passed here but the next thing I remember is that all four of us now had large erections, species appropriate of course, and we all put on condoms.
I looked up and saw that the wolf had decided to take the new-comer, instead of me. This hurt me a little bit, I was jealous. I distinctly remember that I wanted the wolf to mount me, and because I loved him I felt like it was only right for us to be together. He saw me looking at him, and he could tell I was disappointed. He said something to me like, "How else will I know that I like you the most?" And for some reason I accepted that. It felt like he and I had been together a good while, and shared things like this before, so I trusted him. He told me I could have some fun with the husky, who didn't object.
The husky and I went out to the hall for some reason, and there was a medicine ball type thing there that I was going to lean over, but there were some people down towards the end of the hall who were moving in this direction. We went back inside and I saw that the wolf and the other canine had tried something more private. There were over in a corner away from the door, trying to put up some large poster board-y stuff to block them from view.
At this point the people from the hall reached the room and we could see them moving about outside the doorway. They entered the room a few minutes later, a teacher with several students, all humans. They started setting up something, and the teacher looked at us, starting to explain that there was going to be a presentation in there soon. At least it was something like that. What he actually said was a very odd roundabout way of talking that I can't quite remember. He addressed me specifically and called me over to talk about my presentation.
As I approached him I became a human, and fully clothed, while the other critters were just forgotten into the background of the dream. He talked to me about making a slide show and I asked him how many slides I would need. He replied, "Five times half a score should do, to start." I was kind of dismayed by that because I'd only planned on doing about 10, but I agreed with him and didn't say anything about it. He asked me what font I thought would be good to use, and I talked back to him in a really strange way but I think it amounted to, "Whatever takes up the most space," but because of the way I said it to him he didn't understand me at all. Probably that was for the better.
The dream here started entering a very odd sort of dual format. I can remember standing there and talking with the teacher, but at the same time I remember writing the conversation down on paper, and laughing at the nonsensical lines I was giving my character. It was as if I were simultaneously writing a story and living it.
Some amount of time passed and I left the school on foot. There was a strange heaviness about me, and I couldn't keep my balance for any length of time, which made it very difficult to get where I was going. I kept stumbling into the middle of the road, falling there or on the side. I got to the center of my town eventually, where the green is and everything, and I fell towards the side of the road. A van drove by and seemed to slow a little as if they were going to come back around and see if I was alright. The idea dismayed me because I didn't want people to know there was anything wrong with me, despite how obvious that was. The van didn't come back though.
I got to the main intersection type place of the town, and I had an idea I needed to get back to the school for some reason, or maybe it was a different school than before but the idea in my head was clearly to get to the elementary school. The problem was I was so disoriented and the center of town looked different from what I remembered. I started off in the wrong direction but realized that and started crossing the street in the other direction. A bunch of people pulled up to the intersection I was crossing and finally realized something was not right with me. As I stumbled across the street, the women in the convertible which was closest to me apparently recognized me even though I had no idea who they were, and started asking me if I was alright and other such concerned expressions. I managed to convince them I was fine though, again because I didn't want anyone to know what was going on with me. I don't know what made me so imbalanced but I didn't question that either.
I never did get to that school but I made my way to another building. There was a good sized parking lot, and a few floors at least because there was an elevator inside but it wasn't a huge building. My condition seemed to be better by then, I didn't have anymore balance issues for the rest of the dream.
I ran into the lobby area, and people were trying to stop me for some reason, maybe they wanted to hospitalize me because of how I was earlier, I don't know. Anyway I went across to the elevator, and ran in there, trying to press the button to go up. There didn't seem to be any button for the door to close quickly so a few kids jumped in with me. They were only a little bit younger and at first seemed to be on the side with the others but by the time we got out of the elevator we'd become friends.
Before that though, I was trying to take the elevator up, but the people on the outside didn't want to let me. There apparently wasn't any way for any of the buttons to override one or the other so me pressing the button to go up to the next floor worked equally well as the folks outside pressing the call button. This resulted in a rapid, jerky up and down elevator ride, which didn't really get anywhere. One man from the outside managed to grab onto the top edge of the elevator somehow and was hanging off of it, laughing and saying stuff like "Try to go up now!" He thought he'd won, but that was not the case. I was finally able to get the elevator to go up more smoothly and the man hung on stubbornly, being squeezed between the elevator and the shaft. He wasn't really hurt by it, kind of like in a cartoon. He was just squeezed in there, but I didn't want to do that to him anyway so I let it back down and he fell to the floor.
Before leaving the elevator I talked to my new friends in there a bit. They were pretty similar to me, in attitude and general appearance, only slightly younger. One of them had a ponytail, as did I, only his was much less substantial than mine. I told him I thought it was cute, and then we four left the place.
It was night when we got outside to the parking lot again. Two of the guys ran off into the dark, and I started after them, feeling like they were abandoning me. "Where are you going?" I shouted after them, but they were gone. The last of my new friends remained with me. He was not the one with the ponytail. He seemed to understand me more than the others, and was more mature. I lay down flat on my pack right there on the pavement, looking up at the stars. He did the same, several yards away. Off on the other side of the lot there was a fast food place, which a girl was leaving with some food. She ran across the parking lot, jumping over me, and at the last second I reached out to grab at her ankle, in order to trip her or something and get some of her food. I guess that was the idea, but I only just touched her and she kept right on going.
I looked over at my friend and made a little gesture with my hand, my thumb and forefinger very close together. "I was this close to fries," I said. He smiled and I laughed a little. Then I got up off the ground.
THE END
I fell asleep for a few hours today, while I was waiting for my mother to wake up so we could celebrate mother's day. With that irony, I bring you this dream which really has nothing to do with the holiday that spawned it:
In the beginning we were animals, feral but also intelligent. We were also pretty small, only a little more than cub sized. There were three of us at first, I the feline, a husky, and a wolf who I think was my mate Ezra, because I felt a great attachment to him. He was clearly someone important to me in this dream. The three of us were in a room which looked like a large classroom. It felt like we were supposed to be working on something but there was no teacher around and we were the only three in the class so we weren't getting anything done.
Another canine appeared in the doorway, I don't remember much about him other than that he didn't ever speak and he already had an obvious erection. It was clear what he wanted. The wolf apparently thought this was really cute, and went over to examine him, then lead him into the room with us. I'm not sure whether any time passed here but the next thing I remember is that all four of us now had large erections, species appropriate of course, and we all put on condoms.
I looked up and saw that the wolf had decided to take the new-comer, instead of me. This hurt me a little bit, I was jealous. I distinctly remember that I wanted the wolf to mount me, and because I loved him I felt like it was only right for us to be together. He saw me looking at him, and he could tell I was disappointed. He said something to me like, "How else will I know that I like you the most?" And for some reason I accepted that. It felt like he and I had been together a good while, and shared things like this before, so I trusted him. He told me I could have some fun with the husky, who didn't object.
The husky and I went out to the hall for some reason, and there was a medicine ball type thing there that I was going to lean over, but there were some people down towards the end of the hall who were moving in this direction. We went back inside and I saw that the wolf and the other canine had tried something more private. There were over in a corner away from the door, trying to put up some large poster board-y stuff to block them from view.
At this point the people from the hall reached the room and we could see them moving about outside the doorway. They entered the room a few minutes later, a teacher with several students, all humans. They started setting up something, and the teacher looked at us, starting to explain that there was going to be a presentation in there soon. At least it was something like that. What he actually said was a very odd roundabout way of talking that I can't quite remember. He addressed me specifically and called me over to talk about my presentation.
As I approached him I became a human, and fully clothed, while the other critters were just forgotten into the background of the dream. He talked to me about making a slide show and I asked him how many slides I would need. He replied, "Five times half a score should do, to start." I was kind of dismayed by that because I'd only planned on doing about 10, but I agreed with him and didn't say anything about it. He asked me what font I thought would be good to use, and I talked back to him in a really strange way but I think it amounted to, "Whatever takes up the most space," but because of the way I said it to him he didn't understand me at all. Probably that was for the better.
The dream here started entering a very odd sort of dual format. I can remember standing there and talking with the teacher, but at the same time I remember writing the conversation down on paper, and laughing at the nonsensical lines I was giving my character. It was as if I were simultaneously writing a story and living it.
Some amount of time passed and I left the school on foot. There was a strange heaviness about me, and I couldn't keep my balance for any length of time, which made it very difficult to get where I was going. I kept stumbling into the middle of the road, falling there or on the side. I got to the center of my town eventually, where the green is and everything, and I fell towards the side of the road. A van drove by and seemed to slow a little as if they were going to come back around and see if I was alright. The idea dismayed me because I didn't want people to know there was anything wrong with me, despite how obvious that was. The van didn't come back though.
I got to the main intersection type place of the town, and I had an idea I needed to get back to the school for some reason, or maybe it was a different school than before but the idea in my head was clearly to get to the elementary school. The problem was I was so disoriented and the center of town looked different from what I remembered. I started off in the wrong direction but realized that and started crossing the street in the other direction. A bunch of people pulled up to the intersection I was crossing and finally realized something was not right with me. As I stumbled across the street, the women in the convertible which was closest to me apparently recognized me even though I had no idea who they were, and started asking me if I was alright and other such concerned expressions. I managed to convince them I was fine though, again because I didn't want anyone to know what was going on with me. I don't know what made me so imbalanced but I didn't question that either.
I never did get to that school but I made my way to another building. There was a good sized parking lot, and a few floors at least because there was an elevator inside but it wasn't a huge building. My condition seemed to be better by then, I didn't have anymore balance issues for the rest of the dream.
I ran into the lobby area, and people were trying to stop me for some reason, maybe they wanted to hospitalize me because of how I was earlier, I don't know. Anyway I went across to the elevator, and ran in there, trying to press the button to go up. There didn't seem to be any button for the door to close quickly so a few kids jumped in with me. They were only a little bit younger and at first seemed to be on the side with the others but by the time we got out of the elevator we'd become friends.
Before that though, I was trying to take the elevator up, but the people on the outside didn't want to let me. There apparently wasn't any way for any of the buttons to override one or the other so me pressing the button to go up to the next floor worked equally well as the folks outside pressing the call button. This resulted in a rapid, jerky up and down elevator ride, which didn't really get anywhere. One man from the outside managed to grab onto the top edge of the elevator somehow and was hanging off of it, laughing and saying stuff like "Try to go up now!" He thought he'd won, but that was not the case. I was finally able to get the elevator to go up more smoothly and the man hung on stubbornly, being squeezed between the elevator and the shaft. He wasn't really hurt by it, kind of like in a cartoon. He was just squeezed in there, but I didn't want to do that to him anyway so I let it back down and he fell to the floor.
Before leaving the elevator I talked to my new friends in there a bit. They were pretty similar to me, in attitude and general appearance, only slightly younger. One of them had a ponytail, as did I, only his was much less substantial than mine. I told him I thought it was cute, and then we four left the place.
It was night when we got outside to the parking lot again. Two of the guys ran off into the dark, and I started after them, feeling like they were abandoning me. "Where are you going?" I shouted after them, but they were gone. The last of my new friends remained with me. He was not the one with the ponytail. He seemed to understand me more than the others, and was more mature. I lay down flat on my pack right there on the pavement, looking up at the stars. He did the same, several yards away. Off on the other side of the lot there was a fast food place, which a girl was leaving with some food. She ran across the parking lot, jumping over me, and at the last second I reached out to grab at her ankle, in order to trip her or something and get some of her food. I guess that was the idea, but I only just touched her and she kept right on going.
I looked over at my friend and made a little gesture with my hand, my thumb and forefinger very close together. "I was this close to fries," I said. He smiled and I laughed a little. Then I got up off the ground.
THE END
LOGO CONTEST!
Posted 17 years agoHey everyone! I'm holding a logo design contest for my band. Anyone can participate! For details please head over to my DA journal here:
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Thanks ahead of time to anyone who lends us a hand with this by participating. Good luck!
http://kravenkotor.deviantart.com/j.....rnal/17966812/
Thanks ahead of time to anyone who lends us a hand with this by participating. Good luck!
Love and War
Posted 17 years agoDream Narrative #5
(I have 4 previous ones on YS which if you really feel like reading them you can find under the username Kraven)
Had a good dream last night. Unlike in my previous dream entries here, this one actually took place in a world of furries. Most of the furs involved were kind of generic canid or lupine looking, but I can't really remember much other than that about how they looked.
There was a war on, between two opposing factions. There wasn't a particular reason, and by appearances alone there wasn't much to say that it was a good vs evil kind of thing. Even so, there was a feeling of righteousness about me and my companions which probably meant we at least believed ourselves to be fighting on the side of virtue. We had sort of a base or operations room where we were doing all of our planning; nothing high tech, but an important gathering place nonetheless. The battle was not going well though, and we were forced to abandon that room to the enemy.
Everyone left except for me; I don't know why I stayed. Perhaps for reconnaissance or something similar, but I was still there when our enemy arrived. They seemed not to notice me at first and took the room for their own new center of command. Several of them also had large, angelic wings. The winged ones seemed to be higher-ranking. When they finally did notice my presence they seemed uneasy, but they did nothing to harm me.
In the middle of the room there was a slightly raised section of floor, perhaps six feet square and about a foot off the ground. Everyone stuck to the edges of the room for the most part but there was one who sat on the edge of this platform. He was one of the winged ones, a gray-furred wolf. He seemed to be one of the most important people in the room, if not their leader. It was because of him that I was not harmed. He wanted to speak with me.
I went and sat beside him without any real words having been spoken yet. It was somehow clear that I was to do so. He looked troubled, and lost in his thoughts. When he did speak, I can not recall exactly what he said, but he chose his words carefully. He asked me a general question, almost philosophical, which didn't really give anything about his real problem away. I answered as best I could with what I knew, but it came out cold and scientific. It became clear that it was the wrong thing to say, once he explained more.
He told me that he had fallen in love with a horse, a feral stallion. Somehow this was giving him a great moral dilemma that affected his ability to lead. He was questioning whether they were right to be fighting us because of what had happened to him. He went on explaining his love and as he did so I could see him clearly with the equine he spoke of; a beautiful, pure-white breed. He told me that when they mated his cock had grown to match the size of the stallion's; which seemed like something amazing and wonderous alltogether. I could see all of these things, as he spoke of them...
THE END
This was beautiful to me in it's own way, but also perplexing. It leaves so much unanswered. I wish that more had happened before I woke up. I can't know what happened to this war, what the horse-lover decided to do. I don't even really understand very well why he was having so much trouble coping with the idea of his love. Perhaps love was not something particularly valued by his side? It may be that he found more in common with me and my brethren. It would explain why he wasn't sure he wanted the war to go on. It's odd that I can't clearly remember any of the spoken words of our conversation and yet retain such strong ideas about what it was about. I know of what we spoke and what it FELT like but that's all. Odd.
(I have 4 previous ones on YS which if you really feel like reading them you can find under the username Kraven)
Had a good dream last night. Unlike in my previous dream entries here, this one actually took place in a world of furries. Most of the furs involved were kind of generic canid or lupine looking, but I can't really remember much other than that about how they looked.
There was a war on, between two opposing factions. There wasn't a particular reason, and by appearances alone there wasn't much to say that it was a good vs evil kind of thing. Even so, there was a feeling of righteousness about me and my companions which probably meant we at least believed ourselves to be fighting on the side of virtue. We had sort of a base or operations room where we were doing all of our planning; nothing high tech, but an important gathering place nonetheless. The battle was not going well though, and we were forced to abandon that room to the enemy.
Everyone left except for me; I don't know why I stayed. Perhaps for reconnaissance or something similar, but I was still there when our enemy arrived. They seemed not to notice me at first and took the room for their own new center of command. Several of them also had large, angelic wings. The winged ones seemed to be higher-ranking. When they finally did notice my presence they seemed uneasy, but they did nothing to harm me.
In the middle of the room there was a slightly raised section of floor, perhaps six feet square and about a foot off the ground. Everyone stuck to the edges of the room for the most part but there was one who sat on the edge of this platform. He was one of the winged ones, a gray-furred wolf. He seemed to be one of the most important people in the room, if not their leader. It was because of him that I was not harmed. He wanted to speak with me.
I went and sat beside him without any real words having been spoken yet. It was somehow clear that I was to do so. He looked troubled, and lost in his thoughts. When he did speak, I can not recall exactly what he said, but he chose his words carefully. He asked me a general question, almost philosophical, which didn't really give anything about his real problem away. I answered as best I could with what I knew, but it came out cold and scientific. It became clear that it was the wrong thing to say, once he explained more.
He told me that he had fallen in love with a horse, a feral stallion. Somehow this was giving him a great moral dilemma that affected his ability to lead. He was questioning whether they were right to be fighting us because of what had happened to him. He went on explaining his love and as he did so I could see him clearly with the equine he spoke of; a beautiful, pure-white breed. He told me that when they mated his cock had grown to match the size of the stallion's; which seemed like something amazing and wonderous alltogether. I could see all of these things, as he spoke of them...
THE END
This was beautiful to me in it's own way, but also perplexing. It leaves so much unanswered. I wish that more had happened before I woke up. I can't know what happened to this war, what the horse-lover decided to do. I don't even really understand very well why he was having so much trouble coping with the idea of his love. Perhaps love was not something particularly valued by his side? It may be that he found more in common with me and my brethren. It would explain why he wasn't sure he wanted the war to go on. It's odd that I can't clearly remember any of the spoken words of our conversation and yet retain such strong ideas about what it was about. I know of what we spoke and what it FELT like but that's all. Odd.
Cry-Baby
Posted 17 years agoWent to see a broadway in New York today which was awesome. Got a new hat and some good movies as well, so I had a good day.
Ski Trip.
Posted 17 years agoWent skiing yesterday and had a great time. I hadn't been in like 4 years so I'm wicked tired but it was cool. I was hanging out in the entrance to the lounge in the cabin for a while cause a band was playing there that was pretty good. The best part was everyone thought I was the bouncer and kept asking me for permission to do stuff.
Man, I wish I got paid to do that! xD
Man, I wish I got paid to do that! xD
Returned
Posted 17 years agoYeah I've come back from Florida. Had an alright vacation there. I got to ride some great coasters at least. I love roller coasters. My fav right now is Montu at Busch Gardens in Tampa. While I'm talking about Busch Gardens and coasters, my favorite wooden coaster Gwazi is there also. Hm. . . I have to go open a lot of mail now.
Vacation
Posted 17 years agoI'm leaving tomorrow for Florida, and I'll be gone all of next week. I'm gonna have a lot to catch up on when I get back here, and I'll miss you guys! *wavies*
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