Ahem...
Posted 17 years ago*sings*
'Tis the season to get sicker
Tralalalalalalalala
All that will help now is liquor
Tralalalalalalalala
Watch me the cough syrup measure
tralalalalalalalala
While my throat explodes from pressure
tralalalalalalalala!
*stops singing*
Yes, that is the newest Christmas carol, and the most true of them all!
In other news: I got see a rat being neutered the other day. That was pretty cool.
Oh, and the vet clinic had this cockatiel that will only say swear words. Apparently it used to belong to a newlywed couple that fought all the time, and that's where he learned it.
I had THREE exams today. Yeah, three. After that last parasitology one, I have a minor in Latin.
And, I'm sick.
Yaaaaaay.
I get my yearly cough. You know, that one that sounds like I'm barking. Yeah, that one. Least I'm in the vet tech program, so I'll fit in
And I think I'm getting a new job...before I make baby stew out of some kid.
'Tis the season to get sicker
Tralalalalalalalala
All that will help now is liquor
Tralalalalalalalala
Watch me the cough syrup measure
tralalalalalalalala
While my throat explodes from pressure
tralalalalalalalala!
*stops singing*
Yes, that is the newest Christmas carol, and the most true of them all!
In other news: I got see a rat being neutered the other day. That was pretty cool.
Oh, and the vet clinic had this cockatiel that will only say swear words. Apparently it used to belong to a newlywed couple that fought all the time, and that's where he learned it.
I had THREE exams today. Yeah, three. After that last parasitology one, I have a minor in Latin.
And, I'm sick.
Yaaaaaay.
I get my yearly cough. You know, that one that sounds like I'm barking. Yeah, that one. Least I'm in the vet tech program, so I'll fit in
And I think I'm getting a new job...before I make baby stew out of some kid.
The Controversial Survey
Posted 17 years ago1. Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
Sure do :)
2. Would you do meth if it was legal?
No.
3. Abortion: for or against it?
For it. There are a few reasons for this, and I am glad to tell those reasons to anyone who asks. I am, however, too lazy to type them XD
4. Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
No. Not unless Bush is a chick.
5. Do you believe in the death penalty?
YES I DO! Although, it does need to be revised a bit.
6. Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
I do! Because I want to try it and not end up in jail...plus, nobody dies from pot. EVER.
17. Are you for or against premarital sex?
For it. If you want it, go for it, and vice-versa.
8. Do you believe in God?
I can neither prove nor disprove god's existence, buuut...not really, no.
9. Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Yes, everywhere.
10. Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
Yes. But kind of like Garr said, why the f-- would you want to move to the US?
11. A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
Ummm...probably not. Chances are, a twelve year old is NOT mature enough for a baby.
12. Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
Yes. Actually, let's just go with Germany and make it 16 with parental permission and supervision.
13. Should the war in Iraq be called off?
Yes. But you cannot just 'call off' a war, and have everyone just truck home. The process would take months, even years, but would be worth it. Too much stupid death.
14. Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
Dude...any suicide should be legal. If you REALLY want to die and only hurt yourself, nobody should be able to stop you.
15. Do you believe in spanking your children?
YES! Yes! Children do not listen to words most of the time. Anything they connect with some pain is something they will be less likely to do again. It WORKS!
16. Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
Sure! I'd do it for ten buck!
17. Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?
Obama...because...well...
only reason my tired brain can conjure up is because he's not McCain...blah Palin, blah blah.
18. Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
Nope.
Sure do :)
2. Would you do meth if it was legal?
No.
3. Abortion: for or against it?
For it. There are a few reasons for this, and I am glad to tell those reasons to anyone who asks. I am, however, too lazy to type them XD
4. Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
No. Not unless Bush is a chick.
5. Do you believe in the death penalty?
YES I DO! Although, it does need to be revised a bit.
6. Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
I do! Because I want to try it and not end up in jail...plus, nobody dies from pot. EVER.
17. Are you for or against premarital sex?
For it. If you want it, go for it, and vice-versa.
8. Do you believe in God?
I can neither prove nor disprove god's existence, buuut...not really, no.
9. Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Yes, everywhere.
10. Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
Yes. But kind of like Garr said, why the f-- would you want to move to the US?
11. A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
Ummm...probably not. Chances are, a twelve year old is NOT mature enough for a baby.
12. Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
Yes. Actually, let's just go with Germany and make it 16 with parental permission and supervision.
13. Should the war in Iraq be called off?
Yes. But you cannot just 'call off' a war, and have everyone just truck home. The process would take months, even years, but would be worth it. Too much stupid death.
14. Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
Dude...any suicide should be legal. If you REALLY want to die and only hurt yourself, nobody should be able to stop you.
15. Do you believe in spanking your children?
YES! Yes! Children do not listen to words most of the time. Anything they connect with some pain is something they will be less likely to do again. It WORKS!
16. Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
Sure! I'd do it for ten buck!
17. Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?
Obama...because...well...
only reason my tired brain can conjure up is because he's not McCain...blah Palin, blah blah.
18. Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
Nope.
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