Project Furban "Combining the Urban and Furry Lifestyles" YES OR NO.

NO EXPLANATIONS UNLESS SOMEONE COMMENTS AND ASKS.

THESE ARE THE RULES.

Kissed any one of your Furaffinity friends? — No
Been arrested? — No
Kissed someone you didn't like? —Yes
Slept in until 5 PM? — Hell no
Fallen asleep at work/school? — No
Held a snake? — Yes
Ran a red light? — I can't even drive, so what's your guess?
Been suspended from school? — Yes
Experienced love at first sight? — Not love, just lust
Totaled your car in an accident? — No
Been fired from a job? — Yes
Fired somebody? — No
Sung karaoke? — No
Pointed a gun at someone? — No
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? —No
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — Yes
Kissed in the rain? — Yes
Had a close brush with death — Yes, a few times
Saw someone die? — No
Played Spin-the-Bottle? — Kinda-sorta-not really
Smoked a cigar? — Do Prime Times count?
Sat on a rooftop? — Yes
Smuggled something into another country? — No
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — Thank goodness no
Broken a bone? — No
Skipped school? — Yes
Eaten a bug? — No
Sleepwalked? — Yes
Walked on a moonlit beach? — No
Ridden a motorcycle? — No
Dumped someone? — Yes
Forgotten your anniversary? — Prolly
Lied to avoid a ticket? — No
Ridden in a helicopter? — No
Shaved your head? — No
Blacked out from drinking? — Yes (no more mango-ever)
Played a prank on someone? — No
Hit a home run? — No
Felt like killing someone? — Don't we all?
Cross-dressed? — Yes
Been falling-down drunk? — Oh hell yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — Each and every one (I feel bad now...)
Eaten snake? — No
Marched/Protested? — No
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — No
Puked on an amusement ride? — No-screw amusement rides
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — Yes
Knitted? — I tried...so no
Been on TV? — Yes
Shot a gun? — Yes
Skinny-dipped? — No
Given someone stitches? — No
Eaten a whole habenero pepper? — No
Ridden a surfboard? — No
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — Yes
Had surgery? — No (except wisdom teeth)
Streaked? — No
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — Yes
Tripped on mushrooms? — No
Passed out when NOT drinking? — No
Peed on a bush? — Yes
Donated Blood? — No-I'm not allowed...
Grabbed electric fence? — No
Eaten alligator meat? — No
Eaten cheesecake? — Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? — No
Peed your pants in public? — No
Snuck into a movie without paying? — No
Written graffiti? — Yes
Still love someone you shouldn't? — Yes
Think about the future? — Yes
Been in handcuffs? — Yes
Believe in love? — I think so
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? — No